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#0383 - I Fought Prime Day And Lost $300 To A Blender Demon - 06/24/2026
This episode opens like a man crawling out of a mental fog bank after being spiritually dropkicked by his own brain—Viktor returns from a self-imposed exile of naps, e...
#0382 - America Needs Less Debates And More Cage Fights - 06/19/2026
Friday morning kicks the door down like a raccoon on espresso, except Viktor is the raccoon and the espresso hasn’t entered his bloodstream yet—so instead he’s stumbli...
Traffic School - I Got Flipped Off By An Entire City - 06/19/2026
Within minutes, we’re ricocheting between existential debates about quitting alcohol, questionable medical decisions, and the horrifying realization that grown adults ...
#0381 - I Might Be Dying But At Least GTA 6 Is Coming Out - 06/18/2026
This episode opens like a man crawling out of a shallow grave made entirely of bad sleep decisions, stomach demons, and the faint smell of regret as Viktor drags himse...
#0380 - Would You Store Three Skeletons and Fifty Spiders For a Friend? - 06/17/2026
This episode kicks off like a man crawling out of a shallow grave made entirely of sleep deprivation, mild regret, and whatever demonic steak-and-mashed-potato combo d...
#0379 - Goblin Dating Doesn't Mean Not Wiping - 06/16/2026
This episode opens like a man waking up mid-freefall—Viktor is disoriented, time is fake, Monday felt like a glitch in the matrix, and he’s already bargaining with ins...
#0378 - 36 White Claws? Man Up and Drink a Real Beer - 06/15/2026
This episode kicks the door open like a man who almost didn’t wake up for work and is still spiritually under a blanket, clawing his way out of a warm grave of bad dec...
#0377 - From Lemonade Stand Heists To Psychic Scams - 06/12/2026
This episode opens like a man crawling out of the wreckage of a five-day psychological war, clutching a coffee cup like it’s the last artifact of a collapsed civilizat...
Traffic School - Yellowstone, Explosives, And Emotional Damage: A Perfect Weekend - 06/12/2026
This episode detonates out of the gate like a Roman candle duct-taped to a Red Bull can, immediately spiraling into pure, caffeinated nonsense as the crew fumbles micr...
#0376 - Boogers Are Tasty and Good For You! (NOT)- 06/11/2026
This episode detonates out of bed at 5AM like a sleep-deprived raccoon trapped in a ceiling fan, as Viktor Wilt drags his unwilling soul into consciousness while wagin...
#0375 - Shopping For a 500 Rounds Per Minute BB Gun - 06/10/2026
This episode detonates out of the gate like a sleep-deprived raccoon chugging cold brew and existential dread, as Viktor drags his half-conscious soul out of bed mid-s...
#0374 - The Bee Gees Are A Freakshow - 06/09/2026
This episode is what happens when a man returns from Yellowstone spiritually cleansed by nature but immediately gets body-slammed back into society by gas station rage...
#0373 - Ding Dong Ditch Turns Into Felony Kidnapping - 06/05/2026
This episode kicks off like a man sprinting barefoot through a gas station parking lot at 3AM screaming “WEEKEND MODE ACTIVATED” while clutching a $450 grocery receipt...
Traffic School - We Start With a Car Crash and End With an International Takeover Plan - 06/05/2026
This episode opens like a normal conversation and then immediately drives headfirst into a flaming guardrail as Viktor spirals into a full-blown, blood-pressure-spikin...
#0372 - 60 People in Idaho Drank Raw Milk… It Wasn't Good. - 06/04/2026
This episode is what happens when a man wakes up, chooses chaos, and then free-associates his way through Yellowstone, raw milk bacteria, exploding smokers, and existe...
#0371 - I REPEAT: British Columbia, Canada is a DUMP (I Literally Repeat) - 06/03/2026
This episode opens with Viktor Wilt spiritually collapsing at the realization that it is ONLY Wednesday, which immediately sets the tone: a man hanging by a thread, cl...
#0370 - A Cat, A Broken Phone, And Walmart: The Holy Trinity Of Suffering - 06/02/2026
This episode opens like a man crawling out of the psychological wreckage of a Monday that felt like it was designed by a sadistic time wizard—six in the morning hits l...
#0369 - ChatGPT Says Idaho Citizens Are Ugly, Dumb, and Smelly - 06/01/2026
This episode opens like a man waking up mid-existential crisis on a Monday, already spiritually defeated by the concept of a five-day workweek and physically betrayed ...
#0368 - The Beatles Dropped Albums Like Bullets And Nobody Talks About It Enough - 05/29/2026
This episode opens like a man who drank coffee brewed directly from lightning and regret—our host spiraling through a Friday that should feel like a party but instead ...
#0367 - Police Officer Argues With Reality - 05/28/2026
This episode kicks off like a man standing in the middle of a psychological tornado, clutching a paperback copy of The Troop while his attention span disintegrates int...
