The Viktor Wilt Show

Buckle up and hold on to your blackout curtains because this episode of The Viktor Wilt Show was a 700-pound boulder of chaos, rolled downhill straight into your earholes. Things kicked off with allergy-induced mic fumbles and a horror movie marathon that escalated from fun vampires to full-blown midsummer cult trauma. Viktor laid out the cinematic bloodbath lineup like a haunted buffet, from Smile 2 to Bring Her Back, proving once again that A24 owns a dark corner of his soul. Between film breakdowns, he waxed poetic about Memorial Day cemetery cleanup, back pain, and ibuprofen as a lifestyle choice. Then came a philosophical deep dive into quality-of-life game changers—blackout curtains, cutting off toxic people, therapy, and working from home with a dog, unless you're Viktor, who prefers the sweet sterile embrace of the studio.

Just when things seemed tame, we shot straight into Freak News territory, featuring everything from a toe-licking burglar (jail, forever please) to a phone charger dispute that ended in a leg shot. Somewhere in between, Viktor dropped some sizzling takes on overpriced music festivals ($544 for Aftershock, are you kidding?) and questioned whether people actually need an article to understand why hurricane refugees might relocate before hurricane season. Oh, and a rapper nearly boiled himself in Yellowstone for YouTube clout. Because of course he did.

Viktor also warned listeners about AI-generated Owen Wilson catfish scams, speed-limiting laws coming to Washington (RIP horsepower), and the psychological horror of realizing your sunburned bald dome is a cautionary tale. The rock hunt is on in East Idaho, and Viktor's in it for the money—armed with a tie-dye Bodify tee and a burning desire to find a painted rock worth $19,500. As if all that wasn't enough, simulations of Ozzy Osbourne biting bats and men dissolving in hot springs flooded his screen. He watched them all. For science. And horror.

Toss in a foot fetish felon, a snake smuggler with 47 venomous friends, and a thief who alphabetized 450 stolen pairs of women's underwear, and you've got the most unhinged Tuesday morning in modern broadcast history. Also: Viktor may or may not have mysterious guests showing up this week, the heatwave is coming to murder us all, and apparently, it’s now offensive to say girls can build furniture—because, duh.

In conclusion: horror, sunburn, scamming Owen Wilson, a heat map of doom, and a guy on a date who caused seven police car wrecks. Absolutely normal show.

(0:00) Horror weekend recap, go see Bring Her Back
(4:20) Improving your quality of life
(9:15) Why aren't people buying tickets to music festivals?
(11:49) Fight over phone charger leads to shooting
(13:35 ) Local company Bodifi holding a rock hunt with huge cash prizes
(15:36) Woman scammed by AI Owen Wilson
(18:13) Washington state to start requiring speed limiters in vehicles
(21:30) First date leads to high speed chase, man caught with a suitcase full of venemous snakes, man breaks into house and licks toes
(27:06) Hotter than usual summer heading our way
(29:25) Really stupid news headlines and stories making the rounds
(31:01) Dumb article about summer rentals
(33:45) Man trapped under boulder in a creek for 3 hours
(36:35) California rapper commits federal crime in Yellowstone, you can die in Yellowstone
(40:47) Shady Grove Music Camp coming in July

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