The Viktor Wilt Show

Well, good morning. What's up, my people? Me? Barely. Just barely.

Just got done dropping Lou Brutus off at the airport, so he can hit the road, make it to night 2 of his big what was he calling it? The tour of the upper latitude. They they had a long name to it. Kinda like how we name things around here. Long and ridiculous.

How you doing? Anybody else awake that was at the show last night? I don't wanna be, but I'm here. I'm here to bring you a show. Though I think after my show, I'm I'm out of here.

I'm gonna take an early day. It's been a long couple days. It certainly doesn't feel like Wednesday. The last 2 days, there was so much packed into those 2 days that it certainly felt like a full week to me. I'll eventually do a big photo update and such online.

Keep an eye out on Lou's socials, you know, Monday night, Lou peaches and I went out to craters of the moon. We talked about that quite a bit on air yesterday. If you didn't catch the noon hour with Lou, he joined us and I don't know. We talked for almost an hour. I'll get that up on my Victor Wilt Show on demand podcast.

Great time out at, Craters of the Moon. Lou shot some night photography. It was loads of fun. Got home at, like, 2:30, Monday night. You know, I did sleep sleep in, yesterday.

You know, got in here at 8, but I think I got about 3, maybe 4 hours of sleep yesterday. Last night, maximum of 4. So I'm definitely dragging, and I definitely need a nice long nap. And, today, I think, is gonna be the day for that. Gotta get all powered up for tomorrow because it's gonna be a rough day tomorrow.

We gotta go to the fair and judge all the fair food. And you you're gonna need energy for that. Right? To sit around and eat and deal with the other local media personalities. Gotta be fueled up for that.

So, yeah, nap time later today, but what a show last night. What a show. Thank you to everybody who came out. I had so much fun. Tons of selfies, tons of, chatting with listeners.

Everybody seemed to be having just a blast. Every single band killed it. It it was just wonderful. So a big thank you again to the folks at the Mountain America Center for bringing shows like that in. You know, we had, the advocates in the house.

It was great to hang out with Ben and Mason and and all of you, all of you. You're all so kind. You know, anytime I'm out and somebody comes up to me and says they love the show, it it really makes my day. You know, if I'm out grocery shopping or whatever and somebody says, hey. You know, Victor, you know, listen every day.

It I hope you know how much that means to me. And last night, it was just getting that kind of message over and over and over again. And, I can't thank you all enough for that. Makes me feel really happy and so lucky for what I get to do for a living. And it's it's nights like last night where, you know, I really see, you know, the impact that Kay Bear has on the community.

And when we all get to come together for a big, big party like that, it's just awesome. So thank you again to everybody who showed up, and I hope you ain't too tired today. But we will power through this day together. We'll get through it, and I'll do my best to give you a good show. I I know when I'm tired, my show's not the same as if I've had a number of days in a row with lots of good sleep.

So, I'll I'll try my hardest to give you a good program today. Wish me luck on that. But man, what a show. I've I gotta get some photos uploaded and stuff. I'd say I need to go get more coffee, but, again, I want to be able to take a nap later.

So it it it's quite the, ordeal to decide. Okay. Do I wanna light myself up good for the show? I've had an instant coffee, shooter, a nice stout one this morning. But, you know, do I do I really kick it into gear and not be able to take a nap or have a crappier show and be able to go to sleep later?

We'll see. We'll see. Right now, it's seeming like the the coffee angle, more coffee is the route to take, but I'm I'm gonna try this. I remember a while back talking about how I thought that the phrase opposites attract was a bunch of garbage. Do we have researchers out there listening to my show?

Because this article's new. Do opposites really attract in relationships? I gotta tell you, I don't know about the long term success of your relationship. If you can't agree on anything, can you imagine trying to be in a long term relationship with somebody that you like didn't agree with on politics or something in this day and age, that is just not gonna work out. I mean, when I see people post certain political things, I get really annoyed.

I won't say what type of things, but sometimes I'm just like, you know, and if it's like one of your friends, you're really like, but, you know, that's not someone you're gonna live with, be with for a long time, like, every single day. Yeah. That that's ridiculous to think opposites attract. Maybe in maybe attract, but being attracted to someone you're I'm sure it's not the fact that they don't agree with you on things it's just that you know genetic imperative thing where you know ultimately if you wanna break it down to some kind of a lifeless science, you could say that, you know, people are ultimately only attracted to other people because we are genetically driven to make more people. You know?

I hate to tell you, but the reason you wanna, you know, we'll just say hook up with somebody is because we are genetically driven to make more of us, to keep the species going. Alright? Now I think that is, again, kind of a a lifeless, and, I don't know. It it's not like a bleak outlook. It's just kinda what it is.

I I think that there's more to it. I I don't want people to think I'm, throwing out the wrong angle on this here. Wow. This is getting into some kind of a weird deep topic. This is what happens with say I had that listener call me earlier.

We like groggy Victor. No. You don't. Alright? Because you end up with a show like this where I'm like, did I have a point?

My point was ultimately, oh, I saw this article. Do opposites really attract? And a while back, I said, you know, no. I don't even know where I was gonna go with this. I I guess the basic point was find somebody that you agree with on all kinds of different things.

Alright? The more you have in common, the better it's gonna be. Like, say, you know, if one of you is like, I I love climbing mountains and the other one's like, I like watching TV. That's probably not gonna work out long term. Alright?

Because eventually, you're gonna be like, hey. You wanna watch TV? It's like, I don't wanna sit around all day. Well, that's what I wanna do. And I might wanna sit around every day for a week and do nothing but watch TV.

Doesn't that sound pretty good? Sounds good to me. Probably because I'm a groggy Victor this morning. So, anyway, yeah, that's my advice to you. I'm gonna just get away from this thing because I I don't know where I was gonna go in the middle of that there.

It was getting, starting to delve into, what's happening in my brain. Let's do philosophy time. Now just, find somebody that you're, you know, sharing as much in common with as possible, and you're you're definitely gonna have a better chance at long term success. Alright. I'm I'm I haven't Gabe in and went and got more coffee because I wanna be able to take a nap later, but breaks like that, tell me maybe I should.

What you laughing at? What's up? It's Victor Wilt. Hello. After 7 o'clock, I like to see that.

The closer it gets to morning show done, the better. How's everybody doing? Anybody who was at the show last night awake now? I've been up and at them much longer than necessary. Well, it it was necessary.

Much longer than I wanted to be this morning. It's been a long couple days. How is today not Friday? You know? It's crazy.

So I hope you're all doing well. What an amazing show last night but jeez, this guy needs a nap. And for those listeners who told me last night they enjoy my complaining, today's the day for you. I'll try to not complain too much, but I'm just very sleepy. And I know I say that often.

I'm not I'm not gonna say that anymore because it is at this moment. Well, actually, it was at the moment a couple hours ago when I was like, oh, jeez. I gotta hurry and get over to pick up Lou and get him to the airport in time to catch his flight. It was at that point I realized, yeah, those other mornings when you're complaining about being tired, you're not really tired. Today, you are tired.

Yeah. I don't recommend going off, like, 3 to 4 hours of sleep a night. It's it's not good. However, it does lead to you having a a beautiful voice where you can talk really low like this. Yeah.

Can't do that all the time. I sent my girlfriend a message before I went to bed last night, a voice message, and she thought I might be getting sick, but it was just because after the show, all the screaming and yelling and all that good stuff. I mean, it it was really hey. How's it going? It's my best jade Davis.

It it was really low by the end of the show last night. I better not be getting sick. It's not time for that. That is the last thing on earth I want to happen. So today's gonna be nap time and vitamins and, anything I can do to boost that immune system after being out in a crowd of thousands of people.

What a wonderful time it was last night. What a wonderful time it was. You listeners are the best. I mean, so many people coming up saying kind things to me, you know, telling me how much they love the show. It's nights like last night that really make me appreciate what I get to do.

It was so fun. I I took so many selfies with people, so many shaking hands, and lots of high fives. It was just fun. It really felt like a big k Bear party. All the bands were awesome.

Was great to have Lou here. Had Ben and Mason from the advocates hanging out. It was always great to see those guys. We had the full k Bear crew there. Me, Peaches, Jade, Lou Brutus.

Very rare to have the full k Bear crew altogether for a big party, so I hope you enjoyed it. I do have one complaint for the city of Idaho Falls this morning, though. K? I've been chauffeuring Lou Brutus around for a couple days, and we've been all over the place. Hence, the lack of sleep.

You know, craters of the moon, Monday night, get home at, like, 2:30, come do the show yesterday, last night, probably got to bed, like, 1. During these travels, I have been using I 15, namely the exits. I I don't know how far this goes, but between exit 119 and exit 116. It's great because they have been repaving the roads. Right?

You know, that's that's great. Anytime they're making improvements to our roads, I like it. But what is the deal with the lines on the freeway? Alright. Especially, if you're going southbound from exit 119 to 116.

Normally, when they're about to paint lines, you know, they'll put like the white, you know, the little white strips every so often so you can kinda tell where the lanes are. That that area of the road gets very busy and for a number of days now What are going on out there? Anybody who's driven on that little stretch there knows what I'm talking about. It is not very easy to see what lane you're you know, where there are lanes at all. And that's a stretch where you can do 80 miles an hour.

I'm just saying, you know, pick up the pace a bit. Actually, it's probably not the city of Idaho Falls. Shame on me. Shame on me. That is a freeway.

Idaho transportation department, ITD. I'm talking to you. Put some lines on the road or at least more of the little white markers so you there are people all over the roads. Alright. All over the place.

It didn't and this morning, it's windy as crap. Once I, you know, jumped on to drive over to pick up Lou, he was at a hotel over near the arena. My truck's getting blown all over the place because the wind is crazy today. And then when you have no idea where the line where the lane is, makes you a little bit nervous. I'm glad there was nobody out at that time.

I mean, there were some people, but, you know, coming back the opposite direction a little bit better as far as, you know, okay. Here's where I need to be. Okay. Sorry. I I didn't mean to well, you listeners told me last night, a bunch of you love my complaining, so I had to make sure to throw some of it in.

Yeah. Lines on the road would be nice, but I don't think I have to jump on the freeway till let's see. Tomorrow when we drive to the Eastern Idaho State Fair to judge the fair food. So if we could have some lines on the road by tomorrow, I'll I'll appreciate it. If if you know whoever's in charge of painting lines or even just a few white dots on the road, let them know Victor Wilts complaining about this, and I I would like it fixed by tomorrow.

I'll I'll just make somebody else drive. I think that's the best route. I'm gonna be a passenger so that I'm not responsible if I'm, you know, in the wrong area of the road. Alright. That's enough babbling.

I should be talking less today with how my voice is and what my throat feels like from screaming and yelling, talking relentlessly for 2 days straight and not sleeping. So I I just can't help myself Even when I know it's time to do those short normal radio breaks, I just can't shut up. Well, I don't know if I'm walking on sunshine this morning, but, that song was pretty fun at the show last night. Was it not? In the middle of a set packed with scenes from horror movies to all of a sudden have a a giant sunshine, a giant sun just bouncing around on stage.

That that was fun in the middle of that set. What an evening. What an evening. Hope you're all doing good today. Hope you got some rest.

This guy did not. I'll I'll try to quit mentioning that, but, I mean, I am just, a little bit sleep deprived. So today's show, it it's gonna be pretty low tier. Just being honest with you here. Don't expect nothing too fantastic here.

You know, if I was smart, I'd be more like gen Z apparently who are taking more sick and mental health days. Yeah. I'm actually going to take like a half day today. I'm gonna get all out of here after the show. And boy, am I gonna take a wonderful nap.

My nice cozy bed. Oh, it's gonna be great. Got those blackout curtains. I'm gonna pretend it's nighttime, and I don't know how late I'll sleep, but I'll do my best to, you know, push it as far as I can. And then I won't be able to go to bed later tonight, and tomorrow morning, I'll come in complaining about how, yet again, I didn't get any sleep.

Let's see here. Sorry. I was working on making a, social media post about the show last night with some photos and stuff, and, then it occurred to me. Oh, you're in the middle of a radio show, dude. Why don't you, like, figure out something to talk about with your listeners?

Why don't you give them a show? Not everyone was at the show last night. Some people are having a normal morning. They got plenty of sleep, and they want you to entertain them. So get it together, bro.

What's your problem? And I keep saying I'm gonna stop yelling because my voice is already you know kind of wack I have got a lot of compliments on it this morning though people like my you know best jade davis impression so I'm feeling kind of good about the quality of the tone of my voice It does sound, extra meaty. Yeah. That'd probably be back to normal tomorrow. If you wanna have a voice like this, here's here's the, steps.

Here's what you gotta do. Multiple days, no more than 3 to 4 hours of sleep, and you need to talk a lot because I've been hanging out with Lou Brutus for 2 days straight. And I don't know if you know this, but radio DJs talk. Now, so we talk a lot. And when we were out till 2:30, Monday, and then out till 1 in the morning last night, we were just doing nothing but talking the whole time.

Talking and then last night, you throw in screaming and yelling. That leads to sultry deep Victor Wilt boys. Yeah. You like that? Today would be my day to be doing movie trailers.

Yeah. The only time I can do it, gotta just, wreck myself. Anyway, I didn't know how many times have I said this morning, I'm gonna find good content, and then do I no. No. I don't.

But I will because you know what's up next? Hearing a few? It's that freak news. Yeah. Freak well, I I guess it's, you know, in a in a little bit.

And I should be able to find some some quality freak news or at least try. At least give it my my best shot. I kinda wanna listen to something kinda weird. That sound cool to you? Kinda wanna listen to I I ended up on an Opeth kick yesterday because Lou and I impeaches, we went out to craters of the moon, you know, Monday, and we were hanging out in a area called the devil's orchard.

And there's a great OPET song called that. I don't have it in the system, but it got me listening to some OPET in the little bits of downtime I had to, like, you know, feed the cats, get ready for the day quickly, jet back to the venue, blah blah blah. So OPETH has a new album coming out in October. They're an amazing band. If you've never dug into their catalog, they're one of my all time favorite bands.

They just put out a really weird new song called 1. You know, and check it out. It's, I don't know. Just check it out. It's, proggy and heavy, and it's probably not for everybody, but I like to force new things on you.

So you listen to this. Okay? Listen. Listen to it. I cannot wait for that album to drop.

I believe it's October 11th, the new OPeth album. Anyway, thank you for letting me listen to that. I mean, it's not like you could have told me no. I do what I want. I'll throw on whatever songs I wanna hear.

Not not necessarily always, but I don't know. I was just in the mood to to check that one out. Alright. Let's see. We could all use more money.

Right? Found a thread on Reddit where people are talking about people making over 150,000 a year. They're like, hey. Hey. If you make over a 150,000 a year, what do you do to get that kind of money?

Can you imagine making a $150 a year? They we probably got plenty of people listening who do, and they're like, Victor, come on. That's not that much. It is. That's a lot of dough.

I'd be rolling. I'd be, like, living the high life if I was raking in 1 50 k. Be wearing gold chains. That's right. Yeah.

What what kind of jobs are they? Doctor. Alright. That's an easy that wasn't a response on the thread. I it's probably in there, but that's what I think of.

Okay. Doctors, dentists, orthodontists. Yeah. You know? Surgeons, people in the medical field doing them jobs that would make me way too nervous.

I do not have the coordination for anything like that. I'd be terrified to even attempt a job like that. So shout out to all of those of you who work in that field and do a great job taking care of people. I would screw that one up. Okay.

Let's see. Sales? We do have a response on here for sales. This guy worked for a company that sold ATMs, and then they hired a new guy. He got lucky.

A a bank just cold called and was like, yeah. Can we order a 20,000 ATMs? Yeah. They said he got his bonus check and quit. He just got, like, a $200,000 check and was like, alright.

Cool. I'm gonna go kick back for a while. Let's see. Oh, the captain of a ship. 250,000 k for about a 180 days of work.

Work half the year. Yeah. But you're in a boat in the middle of the ocean. Too terrifying for me. Yeah.

I went out on a boat in the ocean one time. I was like, all vomitous, and the ocean's very frightening. Like, can you imagine being out in the middle of it when you can't see land? Standing on the beach and listening to the ocean is terrifying. It's loud.

It sounds very powerful. All right. Well, okay. So far I'm I'm out. I mean, I I might be able to do some sales.

Do you think I could convince you to buy stuff? Do you think I've got the as kids say, the riz for that, the charisma to sling some stuff? I might be able to do it. I might be able to, you know, sell some stuff. It doesn't sound very, you know, fun.

You gotta be at, like you gotta have the right mentality for that. Shout out to those of you who work in sales, especially down the hall. My favorite salespeople, the Riverbend Media Group sales team. I don't know how they do it. They're the best.

They're awesome. By the way, if you wanna advertise, you can call call up, Jay Miller. Seriously, it works good advertising on Kay Bear. There there's a reason that we've got so many, you know, dedicated and loyal sponsors, which you're gonna hear from in just a second. That's why I always encourage you to listen to our ads.

They believe in k Bear, the people who advertise here, so you should pay attention. They're they're fans just like you. Alright. Let's see here. So so far, I found one job that I could potentially do.

Alright. Slot game mathematician says it. You know how they say the games are rigged? I'm the guy that rigs it from math scratch work to the code that runs it, setting up slot machines. Well, when it comes to math, I'd be dumb.

You know, like, if they don't anymore show you the amount, the percentage for tipping at the bottom of the receipt, you know, I I gotta get out the calculator. I haven't back when I, worked at a retail business and I was running a cash register all day, I got really good at math in my head. Now that I'm doing radio full time for a decade, Yeah. The math's out the door. Calculator, it is.

And, thankfully, all of my teachers from elementary school were wrong. I do have a calculator in my pocket every day. Take that. You were wrong teachers. Okay.

Not gonna be a slot game mathematician. Guy does transport for a mortuary in the San Francisco Bay area in parentheses picking up dead bodies. Says base pays about 80 grand, which that ain't gonna cut it in San Francisco, is it? But he says he gets plenty of extra hours in overtime, so that kicks him up over, 150 k. Alright.

I mean, there's a lot of traffic in that area, but I think I could drive dead bodies around. I ain't too hard. I mean, do do you have to, like, physically pick them up? I would assume they're ready to go. They're, like, in, you know, a bag or something at least, and you just kinda alright.

Put it in the back. I won't take it where it needs to go. And then he drives to, places like Nevada, Arizona, Oregon, even the border towns, you know, down along the southern border, with Mexico. Alright. How do how do you get to be a dead body driver?

So, you know, kind of a weird job, but you just listen to metal. I mean, it'd be really cool if you're driving a hearse, but I'm I'd I'd assume it's like a van. Alright. There we go. Now we start getting into trauma surgeon air traffic control.

Yeah. Way too nerve nerve wracking. I don't think I'm gonna make no 150 k. I think that's out of the cards for for Victor Wilt here. Alright.

I'm gonna find some freak news, k. It's gonna be amazing too. It's gonna be top quality freak news. You just wait. Alright.

Spart it. Alright. A child was reported missing, but they found him in New York. He was found by a TV news helicopter. Yeah.

He was apparently just up on the roof of his New York City building. They called it plain hooky. I haven't heard that phrase for who wrote this? What boomer wrote this news article? It was plain hooky, this this boy, and he was skipping school.

So he packed up his computer and his book bag. That that sound like a pretty good day. Just get up on the rooftop, hang out on the laptop, watch some YouTube. I mean, we we didn't have that kind of fun when we skipped class back in the day. Now I would never advocate skipping class.

Kids, you need to stay in school. Don't be, you know, a bad kid. Alright? Skipping class is bad behavior. But I did know a boy who was in high school, and what he would do every day is he would go in one particular class because he knew he could get away with it.

Could I go to the bathroom? And, you know, it was the class he had right before lunch, and then he would just leave. Kid had a bad attitude. And it was funny because one day, the teacher actually said something to him about it. Like, I know what you're doing.

No. You can't go to the bathroom, but I really gotta go. No. You're not gonna come back. What what do you mean?

I will. Alright. I guess you can go. I guess just wore that teacher down with that behavior. Just teacher gave up.

Don't do that. That probably don't fly no more. That was a different time. And, again, that kid was a bad kid. I won't say his name on air because I don't wanna publicly shame him.

He's a local. You know, that's how I know him. Anyway, what else do we have for freak news? Powered by Grease Monkey? Voted Idaho's best oil change?

Let's see here. Oh, speaking of bad kids, a kid was visiting a museum, the Hect Museum in, Israel. And, apparently, he decided to see what was inside of this 35 100 year old jar. So he he tried to grab it and pull it close to himself, and he just smashed it. It fell off, and it just smashed into pieces.

Broken ancient relic. Yeah. It it should probably not touch things at the museum either. Alright. Why didn't we have it in a glass case?

I mean, honestly, it seems kinda irresponsible irresponsible to leave things out like that. Maybe it was so heavy. They're like, nobody's gonna break this. It's fine. But ancient artifacts, 35 100 years old, you shouldn't have them within reach where people can touch them.

I mean, even just touching stuff over and over, you're gonna you're gonna smudge it. You're gonna, you know, leave a, you know, a little bit of wear and tear over time. It's a finger induced erosion. Alright. Keep an eye on your kids at the museum.

They might break stuff. I wonder wonder what that's gonna cost that family. Just public shame? Probably. They you know, that's the worst part, the international public shame.

They didn't show a picture. That's what they should do. Kid breaks an ancient artifact. Take a picture of them. Put it all over the Internet.

Look what this look what this kid did. He's a bad kid. Alright. What else do we have here? Oh, I'm not gonna read this long article.

A, this thing's extremely long. It's called, how America can break its highway addiction. I've I've got it figured out. What you what you do if you wanna stop highway addiction is you just don't paint any lines on the road, and then nobody's gonna wanna drive on it because it's it's scary to be in a lot of traffic at 80 miles an hour, and nobody has any any idea where they're supposed to be on the roadway. I'm talking to you, ITD.

I like the ITD. Alright? I just like lines on the road a little bit better than the ITD. Ugh. Glad I don't have to get back out on the freeway again anytime soon.

I I did so many back and forths on that little stretch of freeway between 116 and 119 on I 15 the last few days. We need some lines on that road, people. Alright. I I already complained about that once, but be careful if you're out on that stretch of road. It's really windy today, and there's not, in my opinion, sufficient markings as to where the lanes are on the roadway, so please be cautious.

We're still in the deadliest days of driving on Idaho roads. Be careful. Okay. What else do we have here? Oh, if you're an up and coming tattoo artist and you've been buying your tattoo ink on Amazon, there's an article making the rounds about, tattoo ink sold on Amazon having high levels of what they called weird and rare bacteria.

I don't really like the sound of weird and rare bacteria going into my skin. So, sorry if, you recently got a tattoo, and I'm frightening you, but hey, it's a in the interest of public health for me to talk about these things. Don't you forget peaches. What's up, bro? Nothing much.

How's it going this morning? Brought you this. You brought me what do we got? Oh, jeez. That's for me to go hard.

Mhmm. Rain, sour gummy worm. Well, I think what I'm gonna do I I told you this last night, like because I I was pretty toast yesterday. I think Victor Wilt's taken a half day today, and I'm I'm gonna do a a little bit of nap time today. Shut those blackout curtains, pretend it's night, and just crash out till the time I would normally be getting off work and then hopefully be able to go to sleep tonight so that, I can, you know, have a normal night of sleep to power up for the, you know, very hard task we have at hand tomorrow of eating all of the very best fair food.

I know today's the last day. I'm 27. Woah. Peaches. He's gonna be an old man tomorrow.

28 years old. So everybody remember to give peaches a happy birthday tomorrow. I'll do my best to remember. I am terrible with remembering birthdays. Like I said, I'll be walking in here with a birthday boy ribbon.

Okay. That'll help. That will definitely help because, you know, if it wasn't for Facebook, there'd be a lot of people's birthdays I'd probably forget. Well, I think Maddie also said that she was going to have, like, a birthday sash on the the chair in the studio and such. Oh, the new what?

I don't know what we'd call her position. But, Marketing assistant. Marketing assistant. She, also helps with the podcast. You know?

Because people might get confused and think you're talking about, my daughter, Maddie, because that's the only Maddie I think I've ever talked about on air. So well, that's cool. That's cool. I'll try to remember to bring you a piece of cake or something. Oh, yeah.

Just to add on to the other stuff we'll be eating at today. Oh, yeah. Tomorrow's probably the worst day to bring any yeah. Don't no treats tomorrow, listeners, because I we don't on fair food tasting day, you don't eat breakfast. Alright?

You don't eat in the morning. I haven't eaten anything today. I haven't either. I don't plan on eating all that much today. Yeah.

Today would be a good day to also, yeah, kind of prepare for tomorrow. That that kinda sucks that, fair food tasting falls on your birthday because it's useless for listeners or anybody here to bring you any kind of treat. So, I guess I get you oh, you don't like energy drinks? No. I can't drink those anymore.

No. I don't know, Peaches. You want key chain or something, Rob? Sure. Fridge magnet.

Yeah. Peaches likes a good fridge magnet. Alright. Oh, so you wanna see the guitar? I do wanna see the guitar.

So as you listeners know, when we go to shows, we try to get guitars signed by band so we can later give them away to you. Let's check out the oh, that turned out great. And then I think I'm gonna steal that one. The surprise in the back. Oh, dude.

There's only one guitar I know in existence that's signed by Lou Brutus and Darla, and I have it. Mhmm. That one is signed by Lou Brutus and Darla as well as in this moment, ice 9 kills and Avatar. Very cool. Yeah.

I I think I need that guitar. Why don't you tell Jade it was, lost? I didn't realize they also put ITM up here. Yeah. Because I was kinda disappointed that not all the bands put their logos or drew their name.

I mean, Ice Stein kills put a roman numeral 9. Well, I I told the Ice Stein kills tour manager to do that if they could. Yeah. But Avatar didn't put any. That's alright.

Their names are on it, so we're we're cool. That that one turned out great. But yeah. No. This yeah.

This car is awesome. Yeah. Go, put that in my office Okay. Or in the back of my my truck back seat. Wasn't Jade gone for, like, the rest of the week?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, just say we had a break in in the building. Cars are missing, Jade. No.

We don't know what happened to them. They're gone. By the way, don't come over to my house. Yeah. You're not allowed in my basement.

But I'd yeah. I've mentioned on air a couple times that I have 2 empty spots on my wall in the basement now, and I need to get 2 new guitars because I gave Maddie, my daughter, a base guitar and one of my electric guitars. So now I need new guitars, but they they cost money unless you steal them from work like that one right there that I'm I'm gonna take. Listeners, don't tell Jade or management. It you know, you you never heard anything about this.

Jade, my guitar. He's dropping right now. I doubt it. He's it's his day off. He's he's sleeping.

If if it was my day off today, ain't no way I'd be awake right now because, you know, last night, I think I got home close to 1 or something. Yeah. You know? I got excited to re I had to leave my place again to get this guitar. I know.

You texted me, and I'm like, go deal with that, peaches. Figure it out. I am, like, I am going to bed. I saw, like, the vehicles leaving as I was approaching the Mountain America Center. I'm like, please Oh, jeez.

Do not have these do not have the guitar on one of those buses. I bet it would have, just remained there backstage, and Kelsey would have taken care of us. Oh, yeah. Mountain America Center is really good at, making sure our stuff, you know, get gets handled. They're the best.

They are the best. So anyway yep. So far, it's been a show, Peaches. Not the best. Not like the Mountain America Center.

This show today, a show. I have so many pictures to to share online, you know, from the show to Yeah. The the stuff we did at the, craters of the moon. Yeah. I did a place.

A little post, about the show, but, I have I have piles of pictures too. That's why last night, I'm like, hey. Thanks, everybody. Good night. Oh, by the way, if anybody has video of, Peaches, Lou, and I when we went up on stage, Jade failed to record us from the crowd.

Did he really? Why? He apparently didn't realize what he went to go to the bathroom and happened to be gone right at the time we went up. He thought we were going up later, and we went up, like, immediately after in this moment. I think Ben from the advocates said he recorded, but then He got He took pictures.

He he got part of it. He got you you and me talking, but, he didn't get, Lou. And I wasn't paying attention to what Lou was saying when he was talking. I was just recording the crowd and stuff and, waving to people doing the, parade wave. Mhmm.

Yeah. So anyway, listeners, it was a great time. My voice is completely shot from lack of sleep and screaming and yelling. So I've got Jade Davis' voice today, which is, pretty cool peaches. I talk very very low.

I'm gonna make a typo negative cover song when I go home after my nap. Oh, yeah. For sure. Actually, I gotta do it before the nap because I'll rest my voice. Yeah.

And then I'll be back to normal. But, anyway, everybody who came out I mean, I I had so many people come up to me and say awesome things, nice things. Oh, yeah. So many high fives and hugs and handshakes and, you know, I I washed my hands a lot, peaches, last night at the show because, you know, I'm afraid I'm gonna get sick. So I'm always washing my hands after a lots of handshaking.

So hopefully, all good. I I kept the germs away, and, you know, I'm not like Howie Mandel. I will shake hands. I just do wash them frequently. So that's the way to do it.

Yeah. A company called Lucid, they have a electric vehicle called the Air Sapphire. And I guess they teamed up with the US Armor Group, and they made this indestructible armored version of this electric car. Now I don't know. As I was sitting here, I'm trying to think, okay.

What features in a vehicle would would be pretty amazing? You know, maybe self driving. You know, when they really get that dialed in and you can just kick back and be like, ah, alright. I don't have to think. I'm just gonna read a book and not have to worry that I'm going to cause a 10 car pile up.

Well, apparently, there must be some kind of a demand for these features, but I just don't know why. Like, okay. You want an armored vehicle. Okay. You're you're in the mafia or something.

You're worried someone's going to, shoot you. Okay. Armored vehicle. Whatever. You know?

I I see those GTA online players. You got your armored vehicle if you're constantly in gun battles, I guess. But what about poison gas detection? Who on earth is concerned that you're gonna be out driving and all of a sudden, you know, the cloud of poison gas comes rolling in. And then what do you do anyway when it's like, doot doot doot.

Poison gas detect okay. Far as I know, it's indestructible, but I don't know about this vehicle being poison gas proof. It just lets you know you're gonna die from poison gas by detecting it. Do you think if you were gonna get killed by poison gas, you'd want a warning at first? Like, hey.

Just let me know, as you fade. It's poison gas. Oh, thanks. Thanks, my lucid vehicle. Let's see.

You can also add gun ports. I could see nerds wanting that. Yeah. It's not gonna really be of much use, but I guess it would be cool. Like, check it out.

My car's got gun ports like a like a jet. Pretty awesome, isn't it? This is sweet. This I suppose maybe there's a situation. But you also gotta probably be a jerk.

Pepper spray sprayers and bad guy zappers. So it what? You shoot out, like, stun gun blasts or, like, little tasers. And what is drive I don't think vehicles should be allowed to have pepper spray sprayers. Alright?

There have been enough problems with people, like, driving into crowds, slowly creeping up on them, and then unloading bear spray on them. It just doesn't sound like a fantastic idea to me, but I don't know. If you've got all the money in the world and you're really worried, I guess you could get one of these. Oh, maybe the electric shock thing is the door handles. That's a pretty funny prank.

Hey. You want shotgun? Alright. Go ahead. Don't electrocute your friends.

K. It's not cool. What's up, peaches? Took you long enough to get on air. Yeah.

It's, slow moving today. Slow moving on the Victor will chill. I recommend in life. This, this activity called sleep. I think it's good for you.

I think it's good for your mind and body to engage in sleep. I don't know. I'm, I'm thinking about giving it a shot peaches Yeah. Cause I've been experimenting with the opposite and it seems to have a detrimental effect. Oh, it really does.

My eyesight has been horrible. Oh, I, I think yesterday might have been worse than today. As far as, the way I felt in regard to being tired by the afternoon, you know, once me and Lou pounded down red bull, right before we showed up at the show shared one can two straws. Yes. Looked into each other's eyes.

Mhmm. Yeah. It was very romantic and, that that got me nice and pumped up for the show. It is crazy how Lou knows everybody backstage. Just being back there with him, he's just walking around like he's a staff member.

Yeah. He's you know, because tour managers, they tend to work for a variety of bands. So, you know, Lou being around the country and going to so many shows, yeah, they they just get to know him. I mean, we've had situations where we've seen and met tour managers multiple times. Same one was there last night.

Mhmm. So you sort of get to know them a little bit. But, yeah. I don't know. It's just a good time.

Just a good time, but I I do need to engage in some of that, sleep. I don't know. I I keep seeing all these, activities online that would require so much energy. Like, we're we're we're trying to think of some fun new promotions. You could throw this one at management peaches, gravy wrestling.

Have you thought about that as a potential, Q1 event? Sure. Gravy wrestling. Yeah. Out there in the cold.

I would love to see Outdoors. The big boss man's reaction when I look him in the eyes and I say, hey. You think we should do gravy wrestling? Dude, k. Here's how you here's how you sell it because this would be a winter activity.

You know, it's it's hard to find things that everyone would wanna engage in in the wintertime because it's so cold outside, but gravy is not cold peaches. This this could be like alright. Imagine we've got somebody with a pool, and we could some you know, a heated pool. Generally, around here, if you have a pool, I I don't understand it because we have 6 months of winter, but what you could do during this the winter is you turn it into the world's biggest hot tub. Well, you can also But you fill it with gravy.

You can also put, like, a make your pool indoors. Like, you can put, like, a Indoor pool would make sense. Like what you can build a room around it or you can put like the, the awning or what what's the what's what what's the I don't know what I'm talking about. Today's the wrong day to ask me, hey, what's that one word for that? You can put a covering over, like, almost like a patio.

Not patio. It'd be a I mean, it would be a covering. I I don't know. A roof? Yeah.

Put a roof over it. Put a roof over it. But then you have to I don't know. But see, I think if we're gonna do winter gravy wrestling, you do WGW. Yeah.

You do it outside because it's cold and you want, you know, like a lot of people would go to lava hot Springs and hit the hot pools there. We do our own version. It's gravy wrestling. And we, we put people in gravy. How much gravy would we need?

Like who's gonna make a lot of gravy? There's gotta be a local school. You know, they, they tend to make mix up big batches of food for all, all the students. Maybe we get all the local schools involved. We make this a fundraiser for schools, and, you know, we get listeners from around east Idaho to pitch in money for the gravy, and we find sponsors to cover the cost.

And somehow, the schools make the gravy peaches. And then we use the gravy to fill you know, like, you don't want people trying to wrestle in a full size pool. These would have to be kiddie pools. You know what I'm talking about? Peaches that are about a foot deep?

Yeah. And you get people to wrestle in about a foot of gravy that's it's warm, and we we keep it heated somehow. You pour fresh hot gravy on people, and then they wrestle and we have prizes like, I don't know, cash cash prize or it could be tickets to an event. Do we have staff against staff? Staff against staff.

Are we gonna go by weight class? I think that's only fair. Justin or the big boss man are my only 2 opponents, I would think. Yeah. Me and Josh are very even match.

I don't know who Jay's gonna fight. Maybe the, the stick. We'll give him a stick to wrestle. There's no one that, aside from Jade who looks like a a skeleton. I feel like we should have sales do their own thing because I feel like, you know, they they it'd be a good way to, like, let off some steam.

They're on their side of the building. We're on our side of the building. And I think, yeah, it would be me me with Justin, which I feel like that'd be an easy, you know Yeah. You guys are both bigger guys. Justin would be tough to try to lift up, but Well, it it's wrestling.

Rasslin'. Yeah. But you gotta, like, do some suplexes and stuff. I guess yeah. If you're not gonna I'm not gonna give him the tombstone pile driver.

Into the gravy? He would enjoy that too. See, if you got somebody who really likes gravy, this is a it's gonna be easy to sell this event on the public. Oh, oh, Katie with Chantel. We could have that.

Katie versus Chantel. There. I mean, I'll I'll take on Josh. We're both Josh. Me and Josh will almost look the same.

Can you imagine me and Josh gravy wrestling? Should I be or let's they're not on air. Let's see what they think about this idea. We're gonna call them up. You're very slow with the buttons today.

I know. Alright. Hey. Hello. Hey.

What's up, Josh? You're you're live on the show. What's up? Well, you know how we're supposed to be thinking about some, Q1 events during the winter? Yes.

We got an idea here, and I wanted to know your thoughts. Gravy wrestling. Maybe. Because, you know, it's cold outside and Country gravy? Country gravy?

Brown gravy. I think brown gravy would be, it it it's a little bit, more liquidy. The country gravy would have like really well that'd be pretty messy. It'd have like bits and pieces of stuff in it, wouldn't it? Yeah, you gotta have the country gravy with bits of sausage.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I guess now I am on the on board with the country gravy. Human biscuits in sausage gravy.

Oh, yeah. You put us in biscuit costumes. Right. Yes. The Like the inflatable sumo suits Yes.

Biscuits. Dude. Okay. See, Peaches thought the GM might react negatively to this idea of gravy wrestling, but, you know, it's cold outside. Gravy is warm.

You know? I get that. Yeah. Biscuits of bits of biscuits and gravy blowout. And so what we do is it's you know, we I'm I'm figuring this out on the fly in the middle of a live break.

But what I'm thinking is we sell tickets to raise money for a good cause, and it's gonna be staff of of Riverbend Media Group fighting each other in in the gravy wrestling pit. So Yeah. We could get sponsors and, and we could have, listeners like like pledge money, you know, if we win or whatever. Yeah. Maybe we could hold it at you know, if we wanted to bring the public in like we've talked about, nobody likes being outside in the cold.

So we hold it at somewhere like the Mountain America Center. We could bring in, you know, 5 to 6000 people. Just sell it out. Sell it out. Well, try to tell Kelsey that, like, hey.

We wanna bring loads and loads of gravy and fill up the venue with it. Well How much gravy? How many gallons of gravy do you need? Well, we figured you'd just use, like, a kiddie pool, which, it you know, that's not tons of gravy. Are we gonna fall out?

Like, is it type of like is it like sumo wrestling where the first one out of the pool loses? I don't know. The the article I I didn't see how it worked. I you know, there's an article I saw about gravy wrestling, and that's what gave me this idea. But, you know, if we have staff, Peaches and I were trying to figure it out, you know, we'd have to go, I think, on a a weight class kind of thing.

So, I mean, Josh, are you ready to fight, bro? Because you and me, you know, we're I think we're an even match for gravy wrestling. We had the, matchup settled. It was it was you it was Josh and Victor, Katie and Chantal, Justin and myself. Yeah.

What do you think of this? I wanna fight Katie. It's it's wrestling. It's it's not a real fight. And she's gravy wrestling.

She's also hurting right now. So you have an advantage. Yeah. It's you know? Alright.

I'll fight her. Alright. K. We'll we'll check with her on her thoughts, but, you know, I'm kinda tired. So if you'll write this up, and email it to to the big boss, that would be great.

Yeah. I probably won't, but, only because I'm real lazy. Oh, okay. Well, peaches, you have to do it then. Well, I'm, typing up on chat GPT right now.

How much gravy approximately would we need if we had 6 on air DJs and as a whole sales team, especially each other in gravy. And and I would say we'd wanna get we'd wanna get more than a kiddie pool. We'd wanna get one of those, like, 3 foot deep, you know, 10 foot pools, 12 foot pool. Oh, like, yeah, the the stand deep, you know, the above ground pools that people put out in their yards. The only thing you can really dive into.

You can drown in that gravy. Well, we don't want anybody to drown in but I guess you can even drown in like 2 inches of gravy. But we can't have anybody having like a height advantage. I don't want to, you know, be higher than everybody else. You're, like, neck deep in the gravy.

That's true. Peaches would have a very unfair advantage if we're, you know True. If we had Yeah. Waist deep gravy is hitting his knees. Exactly.

Yeah. I get it. So it's gonna be tough to figure out the the proper, ring and the amount of gravy, but I I really think that we might be able to sell the GM on this idea. Oh, it says for here, a typical wrestling pit is 12 feet by 12 feet. The depth of gravy would have to be around, like, 6 inches of gravy for proper coverage and allows for some splashing, and it gave the whole volume and everything.

Chat g p t is still going. Oh, yeah. It's it's churning it out. So save that so you can send it to the GM because we're gonna have to figure out, you know, how much it'll cost. 539 gallons of gravy.

That's not too bad. 539. Because you could probably get, like, a 50 gallon drum of gravy from somewhere. Don't you think, Josh? Have you ever looked for a 50 gallon drum of gravy?

I if we could get the dry mix, we might be able to make it ourselves. They also sell That's true. They sell a whole drum of barbecue sauce in Amazon. Yeah. And but Josh is onto something here.

I mean, if the gravy mix is not very expensive and you just mix it with water and we would need a giant whisk, it'd be pretty sweet. Alright. Well, next Monday or next time we have a promo meeting, let's all team up and present this to, management. There you go. Alright.

Thanks, you guys. I just wanted to get your opinion. I knew this was a great idea. You guys have a good one. You too.

Thanks. Bye. See? This is perfect, dude. All we need to do to figure out great events.

The WGW championships. Yeah. Hosted by Lou Brutus. See. From deep within the Devil's Orchard.

Sleep, you know, deprivation. I think it's a little bit underrated, Peaches. I really do. Because we just came up with a fantastic plan. So you're you're welcome, management.

There we go. So, Peaches, you know how we've talked before about what crowds at concerts are the worst and it's country audiences. You know, you talk to people who work at venues. If people are misbehaving, getting out of control, it's always worse with the country audience than any other. If you had to guess what happened at a recent Kenny Chesney concert, you had had 2 people involved.

1 person did something to the other one at a Kenny Chesney concert. Danny Chesney is very tame. Very tame. He's a legend, but he is very a very tame show. Very tame.

You know, he's all his songs are, you know, about being on the beach or something, drinking beer on the beach. That's where every country person wants to go is the beach for some reason. I got no shoes. I'm on the beach. That's right.

Margaritaville. Is that a That's Jimmy Buffett. Yeah. I was gonna say that. But it is pretty country sounding.

So, I've never seen this one happen at a rock show that I recall, but it it probably has. You know, maybe this venue in Foxboro, Gillette Stadium, do you think Gillette Stadium has a lot of stalls at the bathroom? You know? Or do you think it's got a long line? No stadium has enough stalls to be quite honest with you.

Okay. I mean, some most they'll have a lot of stalls in there, but when it's something like halftime, 7th inning stretch, a boring part of any sporting event, maybe even, like, just, you know, between each quarter Yeah. Those lines are gonna be long for men and women. Because like at Mountain America Center, I have never seen a line at the bathroom. Oh, for for dudes?

Do you think that they're I've never seen a line well, I'm not like trying to stare at the ladies bathroom. There are some dudes who do take a lot of time as we've experienced here with this particular person. That, we should have a shot clock by the way. I know I've talked about the timer. We need a timer on the bathroom.

And that there's a hose that, you know, all of a sudden when that timer hits 0 and that person's still on the toilet, right to the face. I agree. I agree. Well, apparently, there's not enough bathrooms or country music fans are terrible people and lazy. What do you think?

Bathrooms or people? I wouldn't suggest all country music fans. I'm not I'm not saying all. Because we could Justin, I'm I'm sure he's a great country music fan. Not behave this way.

I think also would not be absolutely nuts. Katie would not behave this way. This is not a representation of all country music fans, just at least one. But the one lady I know who would go crazy at a show just so happens to be LAPD. That's my, parents' neighbor, Melody.

She's a country music fanatic, and she goes to stage coach every year and does the whole trendy thing where she wears the hat and the boots and the overalls. Well, this is really funny. Country. You said she's a a cop? Yeah.

Well, this man was also an off duty police officer. His name is Greg Shortle? Nope. His name is Shane Lynch. So that's Melody's husband.

So I was making sure it wasn't it wasn't my former neighbors at home. Yeah. He's a, Cranston, Missouri officer, and, he was off duty at the time of the incident. It it would be pretty bad if you were you know in uniform and did this, but, yeah, apparently, you know, they might have been in the pit. I I or they were on the floor.

I don't know. But I guess he yeah. Just just I okay. I'll use the the phrases that, the article used here. The victim said Lynch had his shorts zipper down, and she saw him urinating on her boots.

Isn't that funny how like the news tries to make everything came no matter how crazy the subject is? Yeah. They say he'd be saying even me, I get nervous. We could have chat gpt. Chat gpt could come up with a clean way to let us know.

There are some stories that I wish I could share for what the headline, but I know for a fact that next focus meeting with Jade is gonna be him playing that break in the meeting going, hey. You shouldn't have, talked about You shouldn't have talked about the the off duty cop, you know, filling up a woman's boots with pee at the Kenny Chesney show. But he's he's off somewhere probably with no, cell service or anything like that. You better off show. Go unruly.

That's right. Boss is gone, then you get crazy. Right? So, he's he he'll he'll definitely listen in for sure now that he everyone knows he's away. Yeah.

He he wants to see what what trouble we got up to here. Say we all go nuts. I think we should. I want Katie Lee to talk about things she hates on the air. I want Josh and Chantal to start calling wake up for trashy 97.

I want I want Justin just to be, like, very political on the hawk with the way that he thinks. But it's all because he can't get all of us in trouble. Right? No. No.

You and me would be fine because we're we're behaved. But if everyone else goes full on unhinged, that wouldn't be bad. That's funny. I've I you know how I've got that one saved image on my phone that anytime I see people going really political, I just post it and see if they'll engage. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I I posted that on, one person's Facebook post that we've talked about at some point during the show today. And, yet another fail at any any kind of interaction. I don't think people know how to react to that particular graphic because it's so ridiculous. You know?

It's real funny, real funny to me, but nobody will take me on and just fight back. I, I think they think they'll look crazy if they start arguing with that, with that. So it's the best image. I'm gonna start posting it everywhere until somebody comes, you know, unglued. And I, I know their response will have to be amazing because to fight back and, get in an argument over that image.

You've gotta be an unhinged person, I think. So I tried peaches and I tried, but it was a big fail. Big fail. You should go to, like, a local group that's against what you put against that photo. I I even posted it in that post about the, the trailer selling, you know, merchandise.

Yeah. Nobody well, actually, I got a bunch of positive reaction. Nobody said anything negative back, and that group was filled with people who were ready. Like, no reaction. Post it somewhere where it has nothing to do.

You know, there's that Idaho Falls uncensored group where they, you know, it's basically all one side posting one type of, you know, content. They would probably come unglued in that group if I posted it there. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll give it a shot. Anyway, people, I'm out of here. Don't you want home to take a nap? Well, I'm I'm, of course, gonna wait to go home till after the noon hour of madness and mayhem. Oh.

You know, I mean, it would be wrong for me to not stick around and do that. So then I'm gonna go home and oh man. I am going to well, I say it. I'm gonna go home and take a nap. I predict that you'll come in here tired again saying that, like, the cats did something.

They're always keeping me awake, dude. Yeah. And then tomorrow, we'll we'll all be, you know, starving ourselves and just eating during that little short window that we're at over at the, Eastern Idaho State Fairgrounds doing the food reviews and such. I gotta be I gotta be energized for that. Honest, you know, reviews and opinions about certain dishes, which the peach temptation, by the way, 10 out of 10, man.

You can't just rate it that because of the name peaches. I'm telling you, that local business is missing out, not teaming up with me. I know. That Every year, I give that dish a 10 out of 10. It is a 10 out of 10 dish.

I will give you that. It's it's fantastic for sure. Sounds really good. Chantel's walking by. She knows about the, peach temptation.

Everybody knows about it. At the Eastern Idaho State Fair. I'm waving back at Chantel. Good to see you too. I wanna make sure everybody's, score sheet tomorrow says 10 out of 10 and I'll have a whole bunch of peaches on hand.

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