The Viktor Wilt Show

What is up? It's the Viktor Wilt Show. Technical difficulties running rampant here. Why does this always have to happen on Friday or Monday? It's never in the middle of the week that the systems just aren't working, and this one's a weird one.

Selective Internet errors. Like, I can't go to Google. K. I can't get into my email, but I can go to Reddit. But I can't go to our website where I would check out, you know, commercial loads for the day Completely separate from anything else.

It's just not working. What what else do we got here? What else could I try? I would assume if Google ain't working, YouTube isn't either. Nope.

No YouTube. But let's try, Twitter. Working just fine. Well, okay. Yeah.

Working just fine. Let's see here. This is aggravating. I mean, I could still do the show. Alright.

I can bring you content, do a show. I'm I'm good enough at rambling off random thoughts in my mind. You don't wanna know what rambling thoughts I've got going on in my mind right now. But, anyhow, we'll be able to make the show happen, but, yeah, this is gonna make my day very frustrating if things don't start working properly. And I don't think our Internet here is something that is as simple as unplug it and plug it back in.

Maybe, though. I've never tried. I don't know where, you know, the Internet comes from in this building. That's outside of my realm. So, anyway, wish me luck on getting going for the day and being able to dig up content to share with you.

I guess above all else, we can count on traffic school powered by the advocates since that's, you know, on you, you listening to make happen, kicking off at 8:45. As for what we're gonna do for the next two and a half hours, I don't know. I don't know, but I'll I'll do my best. Made it through rougher days. It's just annoying.

You know? I don't need this on a Friday morning. I wanna roll into the weekend with not a bit of stress on my mind. Oh, well, we'll just keep trying. Hi.

I'm having, computer issues, So I had to just walk away from the computer for a few and think about something else because that's no fun. Computer issues. Definitely, you know, better things to think about on a Friday morning than the aggravation of my computer system. So this is gonna be a fun day if things keep up like they are. All of the websites I need to use are not working.

So dumb. So dumb. You know, Friday, I like to try to get ahead of the game as early as possible because as more people get into the building, there will be more and more distractions without question. You know, the first two hours of my day, always the most productive because there's nobody asking me questions except you, listeners. Alright?

So, yeah, I might have to just get into call topics. Get you to run this show because the only websites I could bring up like, do you really wanna know what's trending on Twitter? Twitter sucks now. I can't even fire it up because I see, like, just stupid stupid things that are clearly being force fed to the entire audience. It's like, I don't even follow that person.

Why? Why am I seeing their posts? And on my personal page, I have blocked certain people because I just don't wanna see their garbage, and it still pops up. It's messed up. It's messed up, bruh.

Anyway, I know so far the show has kind of sucked today. But, you know, when I've got computer problems, my brain goes elsewhere and I go, well, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? Anyway, Yeah. I mean, doesn't look like I'd wanna talk about anything that's trending on Twitter.

I I guess let's look at this. We'll go to explore trending. Oh, it's Friday 13th, everybody. How about that? I guess it's a great day to watch Jason movies or something.

Alright. Yeah I guess that's why the computer issues are having you know or happening that's why I'm having computer issues forget it okay I'm gonna, take a breather because that's what you should do if you get frustrated with something. You just take a deep breath and move along. Show might not make it onto the Internet today. That's for sure.

Might be a podcast free day today. Oh, well, you know, things don't always work. Alright. I'm doing pretty good at staying calm. So annoyed.

So annoyed. The last 24 hours have been challenging for me mentally. Alright. If you listen to the show yesterday morning, right at 6 AM, I talked about my issue with my cat, you know, getting outside, getting in a fight right before I go to work, coming in with a bloody head, and then I gotta, like, clean his wounds, and he's all mad. So that was an annoying start to the day.

Work was, I suppose, fine. You know, I didn't accomplish as much as I would like, but it was fine. When I got home, I figured, alright. You made it through an annoying day. It's Thursday.

It's almost Friday. It's gonna be a great afternoon. I got a little bit of grocery shopping done. I'm in my kitchen putting away groceries. All is well.

Then I got a package in the mail, so I opened it to, make sure everything in it was fine. I was like, okay. Cool. And I was just kinda stashing the stuff in my room, and, I start hearing the scratching sound. I'm like, what is that?

Are the cats messing with the the box? They playing in the box that these items came in? So I go back into the dining room and now the cats are just eating because I had just fed them. You know? As happens when I get home each day, they wanna eat.

So I go back in my room and I start hearing the scratching again. Like, that's weird. Go in my closet and I can hear the scratching a little bit better. Trying to pinpoint. Where is this scratching?

Sounded like there's an animal in my ceiling. Like, oh, how does this happen? Like, you know, what kind of critter could have possibly gotten into my house? I'm the only one there who comes and goes. I would notice.

I didn't leave the back door open. There's no way that an animal could get into my house or so I thought. So I can hear it in the bathroom. I can hear it in the closet. I'm like, alright.

Well, I'm gonna go upstairs, you know, and see if it sounds like it's coming from the floor. So I get upstairs and I can still kinda hear it. I go into the guest bedroom, my daughter's old bedroom, open up the closet and it's, you know, I'm hearing it even better. I'm like, okay. It sounds like it's behind the closet.

Weird. Well, there's a little attic space you can access through that closet, like, kind of in the in the side. It looks like a little I don't know. A door for a some kind of an elf or something. It's a small door.

My daughter was always terrified of this little attic space. So the closet's filled up with a bunch of stuff that blocks it off. So I take everything out of the closet, open up this little door, and, you know I've never climbed into this space because I'm kind of claustrophobic and I don't know I don't know if the boards in there are you know stable like are you gonna go crashing through the floor into the kitchen If I so I didn't wanna climb in all the way, but I leaned in as far as I could and looked around. There's a small space behind the closet, and I can't see anything. But I'm hearing that scratching, and I noticed there are a number of, pipes back there.

You know, there's the tube from the exhaust fan, from the bathroom on the main floor. This is gonna be a long break. K? Just a heads up. I gotta do what I can to fill time with computer problems.

So, anyway, this this story is kinda wild or at least it was to me. So I'm hearing the scratching. I see these pipes, and I determine, okay. There's something in one of these pipes. What is it?

My best guess, a squirrel based on the size of the pipe. How it got in? I'm like, okay. I had to climb into this thing through the roof. So go outside.

I get this long ladder. Thankfully, I have a long ladder. I extend it as far as it can go because my my roof is not a roof you can stand on. It's an a frame house, and the the roof is very steep. Like, I'm sure there are some people, tight rope walkers or something, who would be able to stand not me.

K? I am not gonna stand on the roof because I do not wanna break my neck. So I get the ladder to stretch just far enough that I can get up probably too high on the rungs, probably higher than I should be. But I was able to, you know, really leverage it into the ground so it felt solid and lean on the roof and kinda just get up over this pipe. I get my phone out, and I look down in the pipe.

And, yes, there's a squirrel in there. And it's stuck, and it can't get out of the pipe. Now I thought it was the exhaust fan, you know, exhaust, from my bathroom. But it turns out after some Googling, this is a pipe that comes from your plumbing, and it's like a gas exhaust or something. So you you've gotta get this cleared out.

And there's nobody I can call because it's after 5 o'clock. I was gonna call animal control. Like, what do I do? Help. There's a squirrel stuck in the pipe.

So I was like, alright. I'll maybe I can get it to climb out with a stick. So I break a branch off the tree that's, you know, by me up on the ladder, and I stick the branch down and the squirrel ain't moving. You know? And I'm sure it was just terrified.

You've got a human being staring down the pipe at you with a bright, bright flashlight, apparently poking you with a stick. So I take the stick out. I'm like, oh, what am I gonna do? Get off the ladder. I go in my garage.

Start looking for something better. And I found a walking stick that, my friend Ryan Seek from Arizona had given to one of my kids. It was made out of a section of a saguaro cactus. Look up dried saguaro cactus. So it's, you know, a smaller stick, but it's straight, just completely straight.

I'm like, alright. I could stick that straight down the pipe, and maybe it'll grab onto it and climb out. This isn't a pipe I could stick my arm down. It's too skinny for that. And even if it was wide enough, I don't think I could reach down and grab the squirrel.

Also, would you wanna grab a squirrel by the head? Would you? No. I don't need rabies. I don't know what the squirrels are packing.

So I'm not gonna well, I couldn't. But even if I could, I wouldn't grab the squirrel by the head. So I put the saguaro cactus walking stick down there. Squirrel won't move. I'm like, is it stuck?

Is it actually stuck? So I oh, I'm trying to gently nudge the squirrel with the stick, and I managed to scoot it a little bit. So I'm like, okay. And it was alive. Like, alright.

It's not stuck, like, crammed in there. It's it's just scared. So I'm thinking, and I go, alright. Well, I've got some bungee cords in my garage, you know, tie down type bungee cords. Get one that's about 3 feet long, you know, about perfect length to get down to where the squirrel is.

And I just hooked the, you know, the the hook of the bungee on the top edge of the pipe, drop it down into the tube, and it goes right down, just right down to where the squirrel's at. So, you know, I can see it has access to the nylon bungee. And I'm like, alright. All I can really do is hope that the squirrel can use this bungee cord like a rope to climb out of the tube, but it ain't moving. So I was like, alright.

I guess I'm just gonna go inside. So I went inside, watched, an episode of yellow jackets with my lady, And she went to bed, and I was like, alright. I'm gonna go check and see if this squirrel got out of the pipe in my roof. So I go back outside, climb the ladder again. And every time I'm on the ladder, I'm nervous because it's you know, I'm I'm pretty high up there, and I'm not the most coordinated.

So I get up there. The bungee's still attached to the pipe. I'm like, alright. Well, here we go. Look down in the pipe and the bungee cords all tore up.

All tore up. But it's tore up really close to the top of the cord that was hooped or or looked looped around the top of the pipe. Pulled the bungee out, looked down in the pipe. The squirrel managed to get out. I saved a squirrel.

I rescued a squirrel and saved myself who knows how much money with a plumber or somebody having to come over animal control to try to get this squirrel out of my roof. So with a little ingenuity, trying to think like a squirrel. What kind of rope would work for a squirrel? I I got the squirrel out, and there was no more scratching sounds. And, Yeah.

I I was relieved. I was relieved because you you don't want I mean, for 1, I felt bad for the squirrel. But 2, you don't want a dead squirrel clogging up any kind of pipe in your house. You know? I don't know what this would cost, but I don't have extra money for this kind of thing right now, especially after my cat getting in a fight.

I'm like, is he gonna have to go to the vet? I'm racking up money, left and right, racking up bills in my head. Well, so far, the cat's doing okay. After the cleansing, I gave him yesterday with peroxide, and everything's good with the squirrels. But, that was my day, and it was very stressful, aggravating.

Now I walk in here and my computer doesn't work. So I am definitely ready for the weekend. I don't know about you, but there you go. There's my tale of squirrel, but I I saved the day. I did my good deed yesterday saving a squirrel.

So pat myself on the back for that. Okay. So, anyway, when it comes to learning a lot about squirrels, another thing that I learned that I was very concerned could possibly happen is when squirrels climb into these, you know, drain pipes in people's roofs and they start freaking out going, how am I gonna get out of here? They start running through the pipes in your house trying to figure out an exit. And occasionally, they'll spot a little bit of light and that light is the light coming from your toilet.

And they will climb through the pipe, go through a little bit of water, and all of a sudden you've got a squirrel in your toilet. Yeah. This happens to people. Now it's not super common, but it can happen. There have been people, they walk into their bathroom and you got a squirrel in the toilet.

Or people will just find a squirrel in their house. They're like, how on earth did this squirrel get into my house? And why is he all wet and reeking of dookie? No. You know, generally, they climb through a clean toilet that's been recently flushed.

But No. I got 2 cats. The last thing I need is a squirrel that's covered in toilet water running from the cats all over my house. Oh. So I you know, while I'm dealing with the squirrel in the pipe on the roof, I start getting freaked out that the squirrel's gonna climb out of my toilet.

And I got 3 toilets. So, you know, I run down to the basement. I shut the lid on that toilet, go to the main floor, shut the lid upstairs, shut the lid. And then I'm just, you know, periodically checking. Alright.

We got a squirrel in here. We got a squirrel in the toilet. Thankfully, no squirrels in the toilet. But if you ever have a squirrel pop up in your toilet or you see a soaking wet squirrel running around your house with no explanation, that's likely what could have happened. Climbed in the, drain pipe out of your roof, the the gas exhaust.

And, you know, they'll do whatever they can to get out. Squirrels, man. So, anyway, just thought I'd share that fun factoid with you. Squirrels can climb out of your toy. Is this how it happens in places like Australia?

It's gotta be. Snakes climb into these drain pipes in your roof, and then they crawl out the toilet. It's kinda horrifying depending on where you live. What kind of small critters are out and about in your area? You know, we we got squirrels here.

I'm not too worried about a snake being able to get on my roof. I mean, it's possible, but chances are pretty slim. What if you live, I don't know, again in Australia or Florida? Yeah. You got those iguanas, lizards.

You could get all kind of weird stuff in your roof in Florida. No wonder people are weird. Some people can't be helped. Wait. What?

What? What? The genius of the day. Welcome back, Dumdum. On k Bear 101.

Let's begin. Right. I haven't done a genius of the day in a while. Headed down to Florida. You know, a common place to find a genius of the day.

Alright. If you've been paying attention to the news recently, healthcare is a very big topic in the news right now. I'm sure you have seen some of the discussion about, you know, what happened with the CEO in New York City and that guy Luigi Mangione. Okay. Florida woman apparently paying attention to the news as well.

She had gotten some type of denial from her insurance company for a medical charge, her insurance company being, Blue Cross Blue Shield. So she's on the phone fighting with them about this. And the last thing you should probably do right now is make threats toward your insurance company. K? I I think that people in that industry are concerned about threats right now.

So this Florida woman, she ends her call with them by saying, delay, deny, depose. You people are next. Where do you think she is right now? Yeah. She's in jail.

Delay, deny, depose, I believe were phrases written on the bullet casings during that, shooting in New York. And it's kinda become this rallying cry for people upset with the health care industry. I mean, as we know, the health care industry in the US is a disaster and there it needs to be fixed for sure. You know, there are too many people that aren't able to get the care they need, but you can't threaten the insurance company. You're gonna go to jail.

You know? Look at that that, delay, deny, depose phrase, though. Is that gonna be, like, you know, the the new live, laugh, love? How many people are getting that put up on their wall right now? You know you're gonna see it.

I can't believe I have not seen that pop up on Reddit yet in the cursive writing, you know, over the fireplace next to the family photo. It's gonna happen. Guaranteed. Somebody's gonna post that photo and it'll go viral. But, anyway, be care if you make threats toward people, you can go to jail.

K? If you make threats now I thought when it came to making threats, because we've talked about this on traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys, which is happening in about an hour, I thought you had to be able to, you know, actually pull off the thread or something, but I don't know. I think just the times we're in, you you you're risking serious criminal charges monkeying around like that. So I trust me. I've had aggravating calls with, doctors and or insurance companies before.

You have gotta stay calm. It's hard, but you've gotta stay calm. Jail ain't worth it. Freak news powered by Grease Monkey voted Idaho's best oil change. Alright.

You know, some people do not appreciate a yo mama joke. Alright? Gotta be careful. I mean, the average person probably gonna turn the other cheek at a yo mama joke, but there are psychos out there. Somebody might attack you.

You know? So you should always be cautious. Only make yo mama jokes to your really good friends. And if you're a teacher, you should definitely not be making the old mama jokes to students in your classroom. Alright?

Allegedly, this teacher in Georgia stood up in front of the class and for some reason told the entire class he left his shoes at TJ's mom's house. Hey, TJ. Guess what, man? I left my shoes at your mom's house. Oh, T.

J. Got mad. So T. J. Gets up, gets in the teacher's face like, don't talk about my mama.

Don't you talk about my mom. And the teacher picked him up and chucked him across the room yeah there's video of it of course yeah you got a disruption happening in class in this day and age somebody's busting out a phone so, yeah, after the kid was thrown into a bunch of desks the teacher grabbed tj shoved him out of the classroom and, let's see. What did the Savannah Chatham County Public School System say? An incident involving a teacher and a student was reported. Following the report, thorough statements were collected.

The teacher was immediately reassigned to an alternate location. That's it. You would think if a teacher chucked a student into a bunch of desks, they wouldn't just move them to a different school. I don't really, agree with that kind of practice for dealing with problems. It's not the first industry I've seen do that.

Jeez. Let's see. His mother said he's frightened to return to school. Yeah. You have your teacher.

First stop makes a yo mama joke and then throws you into a bunch of desks. You know, you're not gonna wanna go back even if he did get moved to a different school. Jeez. Yeah. I would hope this guy gets, gets fired, but it's not up to me.

Alright? And, again, everything here is alleged. Alright. What else do we have? Vandals in Bend, Oregon putting googly eyes on outdoor sculptures and local officials don't like it.

They do not think this is funny. I'm looking at, some type of a sphere, a metal sphere with googly eyes on it. Looks pretty fun. Got a deer sculpture with a a mother and a baby deer with the googly eyes. Alright.

The city claims that it's cost them $1500 to take the googly eyes off of these sculptures because of the adhesive on the eyes. They're like, alright. The, adhesive you know, we're gonna need some strong solvents to remove the adhesive residue. After the show, I guess I'll call the, city of Bend, Oregon and let them know, hey. There's a product you could pick up at, Walmart.

It's called Goo Gone. What what's that gonna run? 5, $10? I don't know. Maybe these sculptures are made out of material you can't use Goo Gone on.

But I can't imagine that plastic googly eyes removal it's not like spray paint or something. But, again, you shouldn't put googly eyes on things. It is vandalism even if it made the sculptures more fun. K? Sometimes, you know, no matter how fun something is, you shouldn't do it.

Google says it has accessed parallel universes. I can't read this on the actual Google website because Google's one of the websites that aren't working here in the building right now. But, yeah, I guess they've got, some kind of new quantum chip and they're like, yeah, it's tapping into parallel universes to achieve its results. It's the greatest chip of all time. It's the best.

They said it performed a computation in under 5 minutes that would take one of today's fastest supercomputers 10 septillion years. Seems like a bold claim. You know, if we're gonna access parallel universes, can we do something more fun than, you know, just computations? How about what's happening in the parallel universe? That'd be great.

You know, are there other versions of ourselves? Are there a 1000000 different universes? A 1000000000, an infinite number of different universes where every possible, you know, thing that could play out is playing out. Alright. I'm getting kind of a little extra sci fi here.

It's Google's fault, though, claiming we access parallel universes. Alright, dudes. We're gonna need some proof. Alright. I'm gonna need some proof.

Anybody can claim anything. Alright. Freak news. Powered by Grease monkey voted Idaho's best oil change, and we'll be back in just a moment. I don't wanna hear about it.

Don't mention it. I'm I've got my head in the sand. It's not snowing outside because if we deny it. No. Be careful out there, everybody.

There is snow. I haven't heard of any, wrecks or anything like that, but minor weather during the first snowfalls of the year, there's always people who forget how to drive. So be careful. Be careful. It's usually people from here.

I can tell you that much. Let's not get in that argument again, PJ. Easily tell you. We're not gonna get in this argument again. We all know where the worst drivers come from.

So you said you had something for the show. Yeah. I found a subreddit called r slash fridge detective. I don't know if you've ever heard of this. I have not.

Basically, you post a picture of your fridge with the doors open that you show people what's inside. Investigate how your life is going Oh. By looking at the inside of your fridge. Alright. Let's look at somebody's fridge here.

Alright. This looks like single dude here because we've got a bunch of Stouffer's meals in the freezer. And then inside of the fridge, a variety of beverages. We've got LaCroix, water, and Gatorade, so I'm guessing this is a, a sober person that doesn't have very much money. That's where I'm at.

Let's see what they said in the, comments here. Divorce dad fridge. Is that what they're gonna say? You arrange your TV dinners like scrabble pieces just for the picture, but they're regularly thrown about and piled on one another. You're single.

Keep LaCroix in your fridge because it reminds you of your ex girlfriend. It was your favorite drink. You cling on to this desperate memory in hopes that she will come back to you over your shared love of sparkling beverage. Sorry. That might have been me on the last part.

Alright. LaCroix is a fine beverage for anyone. I I don't think you could say you keep it around to remind you of your ex. Maybe you just like a nice sparkling beverage. Look.

I'm drinking this cascade ice. I'm drinking my bubbly in the other, the other room. Yeah. I like it. It's a nice, crisp beverage.

You know? It's it's not great, but it's fine. It's fine. So let's see here. I mean, I'm guessing most of these are gonna be that that kinda looks like my fridge.

10,000,000 condiments and a bunch of beverages inside. My fridge has nothing in it besides condiments in the, little door thing there. That's about it. There's nothing else. This one's actually kinda similar to mine.

We've got, kombucha. You got 10,000,000,000 condiments. You've got, polar seltzer water, which I do have polar seltzer water in my fridge. They've also got, fruits and vegetables and actual food, so now it is no longer like mine. Oh, and they've got a ferret climbing into the bottom.

That would be Lucy if it was my house. Lucy Or a squirrel. Looking around. It could be a squirrel. Could be a squirrel.

Be careful everybody. You never know how a squirrel's gonna end up in your home. Did you know squirrels can come out of your toilet? I feel like anything can come out of your toilet at this point. Up to the stories that I've read.

Yeah. So I flush beforehand, and then I'm, like, terrified from it. Flushing might suck the the animal that's in your pipes into your toil. Oh. Because they get into this, you know, this drain thing.

Terrifying. I don't wanna even think about that. I know. I know. I'm about to go into a bucket.

Well, hopefully, they'd end up in your upstairs neighbors first because they're gonna come in through the pipes in the roof. So Okay. Good. Yeah. Yeah.

But you never know. They've been a little loud as of late. For some reason, I believe they're a little bit older than me, and they feel the need. It's necessary to sprint around the building, and I don't know why. So I I've started sprinting around the building too, and I shaked up the whole place.

No. I was trying to look at more fridges, but, Their computer crashed again? It it's it's not loading. Yeah. Now, Reddit, it's not working.

Maybe Jade's working on the problem. You better be. I hope so. We got shows to do. We got plenty of stuff to work on.

Well Got deadlines. Let's let's get it fixed. You know, the only thing that cannot be accomplished right now that I would say and is using a script timer on V Creative. It does appear that you can upload, spots and things like well, no. Now Be Creative.

Now I can't do anything. So, what you're gonna have to do, Peaches, is dive in to the old brain and talk about your life. It's what you're gonna have to do. No prep or you'll have to use your cell phone Is somebody running with that? Calling in right now?

Yeah. I guess we could see what they want. Like, they comment the whole driving thing we talked talked about earlier? Probably. Let's see.

Let's find out. Is there anything else to stay on top of it when they request some obscure song? K Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Oh, they hung up.

Fine. I don't wanna be on the air. I'm scared. Fine. My joke is too raunchy.

I can't say it. Well, anyway, like I pointed out earlier, due to the computer issues we're having, you may have a little bit of extra time to get entered to win those lottery tickets. So Yeah. I was about to say I'm gonna shut it off this morning. Well, so you think?

Well, I can easily just, we can't even access the site, can we? I don't know. I haven't tried, Riverbend Mediagroupdot com. Let's see. Drum roll.

Well, I yeah. Like I said, right now, I'm not getting anything. So I I think that they're in the middle of fixing things. I'm waiting for that team. We've taken down the Internet email.

Yeah. Well, you can't get it. Well, I guess you can get in on, data on your phone. So okay. Riverbend Media Group calendar just came up.

So maybe things are starting to, work now. Okay. This person's calling again. K Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind.

Who's this? Hey. It's Zach. How's it going? Zach, good.

What's up? Hey. So I'm just curious on, you said that we should all know who the worst drivers are, but but who are they? Oh, come on. Everybody knows who the worst drivers are.

I mean, I have to say, like, number 1 is Maine, you know, but Maine? Would have to be like North Carolina. What what what are you talking about? I'm telling you the southern states are the absolute worst. About Maine, but, Mississippi, statistically, is the worst state when it comes to vehicular manslaughter, a whole bunch of accidents, everything.

Okay. I all I know is when I go to the most aggravating drivers You've never been to Mississippi, have you? I've I've never been to Mississippi. No. So I can't judge them.

But I have been to New York City, and I've been to LA. And that's where the most aggravating drivers I personally dealt with were. You're gonna drive aggressively out there. It's a whole lot different compared here. Yeah.

I mean, and I know how to keep the pace with everybody. But, you know, I'm talking about people driving like complete idiots. But we had this record rep not that long ago that showed up, and then he just barged his way into the street. Perfect example of it. Pretty mentality of, like, oh, I'm driving in downtown, whatever it stays from.

That's the thing. You know, things run at a different pace here when you move here. You gotta stop driving like that. It takes 10 minutes to get anywhere. Slow down.

You know? Because, yeah, Aaron I do think California is the worst drivers. Yeah. Well, them or New Yorkers. That that was my experience.

Bad. Gotcha. Yeah. So just out of curiosity, who should we call if we get an accident today? If you get in an accident today, I hope you know who to call.

The advocate's injury attorneys, and we're gonna kick off traffic school here in about, 30 minutes. So What's your day, guys? You too, man. Peace. Yeah.

Be careful out there. Don't drive like an idiot. It's the Victor Wilt Show. Peaches just popped in and said he had something for the show. Yeah.

I'm laughing so hard at this one reel. I was gonna bring this up in the noon hour today, but I'm like, you know what? I need to tell Victor about it now. This guy tried getting his dad in trouble by using AI. Now Okay.

He had a picture of his dad by himself. He's like, hey, dad. Pose against this wall. Took a photo of him smiling. Right?

Takes a picture of 1 of the, stars of 1,000 pound Sisters and puts it on the TV together and uses AI to make them kiss each other. Okay. Now the mom who's older too just like the dad, he does the son goes, hey, look dad's cheating on you on the TV. Oh, jeez. And he has AI kissing.

So she's cussing at him in Spanish. And the dad the son's like, no, no. It's just a joke. It's just a joke. But she actually got mad and had to leave.

Dude, some of the AI kissing videos I've seen making the rounds are really funny. So I was gonna do the same thing with with my dad today and put put a picture of him with, like, Scarlett Johansson and be like, mom, look what dad did. Oh, jeez. Yeah. I've I've had a few good laughs seeing some of the AI kissing videos.

The AI videos are getting better and better all the time. I know during the election, there was, like, Trump and Kamala making out. That was pretty funny. I've I've I was gonna put the picture of my dad with Tommy Lasorda, the the former Dodgers manager, but like, woah. Woah.

I didn't see this back when my dad is, you know, he's he's dead now. So I thought it would be funny to put that in there too. Yeah. I think, you know, people should just run rampant with it. Run rampant with the kissing videos.

Well, there was a video popping up recently about this company that's now made AI, like, videos actually realistic, and a lot of people are putting angry react, sad react, saying down with this. So I wonder exactly how AI is gonna be treated in the near future. You know? Because Call Call of Duty is already using it. Yeah.

They gotta figure out a way for videos when they get to this point that you can't really tell what's real and what isn't. Some way that they can run them through some type of, software to determine if there's any type of AI involved because, I mean, it's gonna get to the point where people are just going to be denying anything. Like, that wasn't me. That was AI. Right.

Right. No. I was like Not fake. You know that Spotify AI podcast, the Rapt AI podcast that we were talking about Yeah. Where they have 2 pretend AI DJs to talk about your Raptor results for the year.

Yeah. And both of them, stereotypical DJ voices, they're going, oh, yeah. Yeah. I was gonna say that too. And, like, they're going back and forth about my about my top songs of the year.

My favorite thing that it said, I wish I wish I recorded it. I'm sure I can get a clip of it. The girl goes, your top song, wait for it, drum roll, is cut dot bleed dot repeat dot by Project Vengeance. And the guy in the background goes, that was my favorite song of the year too. I was just busted up laughing last night listening to that cut dot.

Sorry, peaches. I thought you were done. No. It's okay. Alright.

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