The Viktor Wilt Show

Yo. What's up? It's Victor Wilt. You know, last night, right before I went to bed, I saw some very exciting rock news, and that was about the band Ghost dropped their new album, Sculetta, just a little over a week ago. And it debuted at number one on the Billboard two hundred, which for a rock band does not happen very often.

According to Billboard, last time that a band managed to a rock band, a hard rock band, hit that number one spot with an album release was over four years ago. That's a real bummer. I would have thought for sure there had to be something that dropped in the last four years as far as hard rock goes that hit number one, but nothing's standing out. However, I don't think this is gonna be the only time we see this happen in 2025. I guarantee sleep token's gonna do it, and their album drops, is it, next week?

I think it's next week. You'd think as a Sleep Token, you know, kind of fanatic that I would just remember that, but it's early on a Monday. Alright? And I haven't Googled that. But, there are a lot of bands that have gotten to be so popular.

I could see someone like bad omens hitting number one if they drop a new album this year, which I believe they're supposed to do. So that's pretty cool. Pretty cool. Big congrats to Ghost. Love seeing this happen because it's just good news for rock in general.

You know, music popularity goes in these big cycles, and I can see the day where we've got some rock bands. You know, we're right up there with all of them pop stars. We're heading that direction, which is fantastic. So, again, massive congrats to Ghost. Alright.

Looks like the Kool Aid Man Challenge is making a return to TikTok. One of these challenges that's just bad news, you know, for property owners, as well as those engaging in it. It's exactly what it sounds like, unless maybe you're young and you're like, what what's a Kool Aid man? Alright. Back when I was a kid, the Kool Aid man was a giant pitcher of Kool Aid who would smash through walls because, I mean, this is an exciting beverage.

Oh, yeah. Isn't that what the Kool Aid man said? Something like that. Anyway, smash through walls. Right?

So that's what the Kool Aid man challenge is all about. Smashing through walls, people's fences and property, and just leaving, a path of destruction in your wake. Now this first started back in 2020, and it seems to come and go. You know, some TikTok challenges should just go. Like, I don't know this one.

You're gonna go to jail. You might end up with, I don't know, a board through your neck. People ain't bringing back the, Tide Pod challenge, so I don't know. I mean, breaking stuff can be fun. Right?

Like, have you ever smashed a TV? It's probably not as fun nowadays because the old TVs, I I don't they were just bigger. You know? Smashing a flat screen does sound kind of boring, but, if you're gonna break stuff, you know, you should break your own stuff. You ever had anybody break your stuff?

It's very frustrating. And fences ain't getting any cheaper. I mean, I would assume if you can catch the, perp, get them to pay for it. But, yeah. The videos are kinda funny.

I'm I'm not gonna lie. I'm not saying anybody should make them because, again, it's against the law and you're gonna hurt yourself. But seeing people smash through fences, I I don't know. There's a little bit of entertainment value there. Don't do it, kids.

Don't do it. It's bad news. You'll have a bad time. Alright. I'm gonna keep digging in the news here.

Something exciting had to happen over the weekend that wasn't relating to politics, so I'll just I'll just keep digging, my folks. Thanks for hanging out with me so far. If you need to get a hold of me, (208) 535-1015. We're gonna knock this Monday down. Alright.

Let's do this. I just got a Facebook message from Stewart with a post about Lady Gaga setting a big concert record. I guess it would be the largest crowd for a female artist ever. 2,500,000 fans at Copacabana Beach in Brazil. Two Point Five Million people were there.

That does not sound like a fun show to me. I mean, I've been to some stadium shows before where you've got, I don't know, 60,000 people, something like that. Even those, if you're really far away, it's not that great. Can you imagine being at the back of the crowd when there's 2,500,000 people at a show? And this made me curious.

I'm like, okay. Who who else is doing shows of this size? Now, apparently, these are free events with 1,000,000 people or more. So I didn't realize the Lady Gaga show was free, but that's what Wikipedia says. Anyway, that's the number five biggest show of all time.

Ahead of that well, I'm gonna admit I've only heard of one of these artists. The biggest show of all time at that same location, Copacabana Beach. New Year's Eve nineteen ninety four, Rod Stewart packed in over 3,500,000 people. Just insanity. Yeah.

Behind Rod Stewart, you had two different shows from Jean Michael Jarre. I don't know if I said that right, but also a show from Jorge Ben. Okay. Well oh, good for them. The biggest shows that, have ever happened as far as just, ticket sales, like a a regular concert, were, like, 225,000, an artist named Vasco Rossi.

Yep. These biggest shows of all time, I've never heard of these artists. Aside from number four, Paul McCartney packing in a 84,000 also in Brazil. Brazil knows how to party, I guess. Brazil loves live music.

But still, if I knew 2,500,000 people were gonna go to a show, I'd probably hang out at my house. Go for a little bit of a smaller crowd. You know? Can you imagine the traffic on the way out? Ugh.

I can't even stand leaving USANA. We are here. It's Monday. Hi. It's me, Victor Wilt, you know, energized enough.

Though, I was just chatting with JD about yard work, and I'm like, I don't wanna think about yard work right now. Look at this hour. I did a little bit yesterday. I'm proud of myself. Pat on the back.

I mowed my front yard, which is not hard at all. Maybe I'll get the back done soon. I should. I was just a slacker this weekend. It was fun.

Had a good weekend. And I had some, friends over, which was a good time. Slept in Saturday. Slept in Sunday. Woke up today.

I was like, where'd my weekend go? Bunch of bullcrap. We have gotta move to that, you know, four day work week. That would be fantastic. Alright.

Let's see here. I have 10,000,000,000 tabs open, and I can't even remember what I was going to share with you because I got in the, again, nightmare mode of, oh, no. I need to do something around my house productive. Anyway, I guess it doesn't matter too much. Right?

You can always dig it up in the next break. Whatever the heck I was gonna talk about. It's driving me kind of crazy though. I hate when I have a plan and the plan just vanishes from my mind. Alright.

There was a woman found after sixty two years. That that's interesting, right? Woman missing for sixty two years found alive. Sounds like she disappeared, on purpose. K.

Let's see. Oh, yeah. She left voluntarily. I'll be back in a while, kids. I'm gonna go buy some smokes.

One of those situations. No. The article doesn't say. Very brief article from KMSP news. Alright.

That's neat, but I wanna know what the what the deal was. Why would you disappear off the face of the planet for sixty two years and not, you know, tell the news what was going on? Like, oh, I hated my family and friends. I don't know. Does everybody have a dream sometimes of just kind of disappearing?

I mean, I've I've got no reason to, but first, there's something appealing about it. Right? Just vanishing off the face of the planet. Give yourself a new name. Move to, I don't know, tropical paradise somewhere.

I think there's just been too many movies or news stories about people, like, faking their death and things like that. Jim Morrison. Where is he? Where's Tupac? Anyway, congrats to her family.

I'm sure they're excited to see her for the first time ever at the age of 82. Wow. Alright. Well, anyway, I'm gonna figure out what I was gonna talk with you about because I know I had something. Congrats again to Ghost, scoring the number one spot on the Billboard 200.

Pretty sweet. Welcome to the show. It's the Victor Wilt program. I think I'm about due for more coffee. Alright.

We've got a new world's oldest woman. I mean, a new one pops up regularly because, you know, the current oldest person will pass away. Anyway, they always give tips. Life tips. Here's how I made it to a 15.

I drank whiskey every day. And you're like, really? That's really what you did? I don't I don't know about that. Alright?

I have a little bit of booze. I'm completely miserable the next day and feel like I'm going to die. Can't imagine at one fifteen that it's doing the trick. Now this woman just says she never argues with people. That sounds like a boring life.

It's fun to argue with people sometimes. Come on now. She just says I never argue with anyone. I listen, and I do what I like. Okay.

So depending on her hobbies, maybe she is slamming down the whiskey. We don't know. She doesn't say what the things she likes to do are. And I'm guessing no one called her on it because she doesn't argue. And they're like, yeah.

It'd be pointless. Alright. Anyway, good for her. Can you imagine being a 15 years old? You know, anytime these stories pop up, I point out I I hope I make it to 60.

That'd be good. I feel like I made it, to a pretty good point in life if I can hit 60. So one fifteen. I mean, I do think that there's a good chance people from our generation and younger could end up living a lot longer than previous generations due to advances in medical technology and such. But, yeah.

I still could not even fathom. Like, 80. It just seems like an unreachable number. Why do I not have a lot of hope for myself? Maybe I'll be the world's oldest man.

Oh, just just cranky. But when you get to be that old people just kind of let you, you know, let you slide on I don't know whatever you have to say or because you're just the crazy old person at that point. You know, if you're like 80, you know, don't worry about grandpa. He's just old. Don't pay attention to him.

I know he says crazy things, but look how old he is. The guy's 10. Cut him some slack. Anyway, congrats to her on her, great accomplishment of being the oldest woman in the world. Alright.

It's a struggle, but I'm gonna do some kind of freak news here in a few. Very disappointed at the weekend news so far. Not very good. So wish me luck. Boy, where's Florida man when I need him?

Pretty quiet weekend. Has to be something dumb going on. If you're sick, don't go outside. They've got a major outbreak fear as, somebody showed up to a baseball game attended by 40,000 people. Packing measles was down in Texas.

Of course, it was. Yeah. Just if you're not feeling well, like, stay home. Go to the doctor. Don't hit up the baseball game.

Yeah. Never know what you might be packing. Yikes. Okay. It's confirmed that your dirty sponge in your kitchen is, nasty.

Why is this breaking news? I thought that was confirmed, like, decades ago that a dirty sponge can have more bacteria than, like, a toilet seat, blah blah blah. You know, they're warm, damp, full of food particles. Nasty. They're just nasty.

Okay. That's not freak news. Okay. How about ways to reuse your laundry dryer lint? Okay.

This is where we're at today, people. Arts and crafts with laundry dryer lint. Apparently, people do use that stuff for something. Fire starter. Yeah.

It's one of the reasons you clean it out of the dryer so your dryer doesn't burst into flames. So you might as well take those and, I don't know, make them into fire starters. Are you preparing for the apocalypse? Save your dryer lint might come in handy. Yeah.

Another thing they recommend, just small arts and crafts. Look, you can make toys out of it. I don't know. For some reason to me, it's kinda gross even though these are clothes that are in the the dryer. Right?

So they've been washed. But still, the particles of clothing, you know, I I don't know. Playing with them and making toys out of them, it just seems kinda weird to me. I guess people use them out in the garden to prevent soil erosion, prevent weeds from growing. They add it to compost.

Use it for packing material. Can you imagine if you got a box from Amazon? And you're like, wow, this is packaged really well. It's dryer lint, but I'm glad my item made it without breaking. I don't know.

Again, these are particles from people's clothing. K. I don't know if I want my items delivered in this fashion. Yeah. You can make paper out of it or paper mache products.

Yeah. Make a pinata out of dryer lint. Clean up spills. Forget paper towels. Just get a handful of dryer lint.

What? All right. Listen. There's being thrifty, and then there's just weird. K?

Using dryer lint for all of these things, I'm going to put in the weird category. K? But, you know, to each their own. More power to you. You have fun with your dryer lint.

I'm just gonna keep throwing it in the garbage. Yeah. There we go. We'll see what else I can find. Again, very light on the wacky news front so far.

Very disappointing. Alright here. A drunk pantsless pantless? Pantsless? Which is it?

Well, he wasn't wearing pants. It doesn't matter. Got, pulled over in Florida. Yeah. I'm I'm getting real desperate for news here.

So just straight up Florida news it is. This isn't really that weird for Florida. I mean, drunk and walking around with with no pants. And it's kinda just typical day in Florida. But I guess since he identified himself as being famed author Charles Dickens, that made it newsworthy.

The only thing that made it different from every other story in Florida. My name is Charles Dickens. His name was actually Vincent Conroy. So, yeah. They, charged him with open container and exposure of, you you know.

You know. Come on, Florida. Is that the best you got? I mean, it appears that it is. We had the story last week about the guy who tried to bring a bunch of cocaine into Disneyland.

You know, you're not gonna get away with it. Disney has a police force. K? They don't mess around. Every inch of that place is under surveillance.

You ain't gonna get away with any kind of, misbehavior at Disneyland. K? You know, Florida man who bought 27 Ferraris with $22,000,000, through tax fraud. He's in jail. You know, it it's just kind of a, boring weekend in Florida, so I'm disappointed there as well.

What are we gonna do for the rest of this show? I don't know. I'll figure something out, but at least I got money to give away. That makes it a little bit easier. So, yeah, we'll we'll talk secret sound here in a bit.

In the meantime, here's me and Peaches talking about secret sound. How was your weekend? It was good. I helped somebody, propose. That was a fun time.

How old are they? Typical Idaho age of, like, early twenties. People, don't get married in your early twenties. Don't get married in your late teens. Why does nobody listen to me, peaches?

You don't know what kind of person you are at that age. It's not just you. Nobody listens to anybody anymore. I know. But I'm telling you, you don't have to get married.

You don't have to do the legal thing. You can call yourself married. Be like, this is my wife, and then it what are they gonna do? Show me the legal document or I don't believe you. No.

No. Nobody's gonna care. I'm just, you know sorry. I'm tired and grouchy, peaches. That's okay.

I shouldn't yell at the people that just wanna get married and have a nice happily ever after, but you're living in a fantasy world. Don't get married at that age. Stick it out with somebody for a while. And if okay. We've been together, let's say, five plus years.

Even so, I'd say you should still wait even longer, but you gotta give it at least five years. My parents dated for ten years before they got engaged. There you go. That's a smart move because you just don't know. You need to live with someone before you consider marrying them.

Like, you need to live with them for five years. Forget being in a relationship. I'd say you need to live together for five years. My parents are the ones were like, do not live with each other till you're married, that type of, ruling. So opposite of what you're saying.

They dated and didn't live together for ten years? I wonder if they moved in with each other towards, like, I don't know, year eight, I think. That's crazy. Maybe. No.

I think they they they both lived on their own. That's what it was. Yeah. They both lived on, like, in their own apartments. They would just go visit each other, but once they got engaged, that's when they moved in together, I think.

Okay. Alright. Alright. If you wanna get engage because you could be engaged for twenty years. You know?

Again, back to just saying, this is my wife. Sure. Sure. Be engaged for a long time, but I'm telling you, if you don't live with somebody for a while before you get married, you are going to be, horribly surprised because it takes a lot to get used to, everyone's, you know, little quirks and things. And when you live with someone, it's totally different than just dating.

It was a weird situation. Like, we had to go set up the gazebo over in Sugar City with, like, a blanket and all that stuff, and the candles and all that. We had to go there like an hour early, set it all up, and then, you know, he's driving her. She has she's like, put your hand on your face, like, trying to, like, you know, blindfold her eyes, and then they put me in charge of the soundtrack. They let you pick the music?

Mhmm. Okay. These are clearly people who shouldn't be getting married. If they're making those kind of decisions But the thing is he's into those bands that we're both into. Yeah.

Like, we I had Sleep Token lined up, one of his favorites. I put the Ice Nine Kills cover of Can't Help Falling in Love. You you got Sleep Token Rain. Way to go, Pete. No.

No. It was is it really you? It was that one. Oh, okay. And there's also mine in there.

There was no four or God's or anything like that. Very romantic. Well, you know, you're a good friend for helping out. I would have been like, no. Do you do that yourself?

Oh, I love that type of thing. I'm on the side, like, tearing up. Oh my gosh. I would have been tearing up too, but for a different reason. There goes this future.

Game over. Game over for both of them. You know, not just on the dude peaches. This is a big mistake by both of them. You don't play video games while getting yelled at?

That's what it feels like to be married? Yeah. Yeah. We're the dudes around. I'm just saying.

You you because, you know, even when you're like, sure. Like, okay. We've been together this long. Like, we got kids and stuff. Things can change.

You know? And dealing with a divorce, man, it sucks. It's terrible. It's horrible. You don't wanna have to do that.

Make sure. I I just think they should you know, if there are a lot of things you can't do till a certain age, I think that marriage should be way high up on that list. Like getting a rental car, you're not allowed to until you're 25. Yeah. I think marriage should be 25, if not 30, maybe 40.

Maybe you need to wait till you're 40 years old. The entirety of East Idaho would suffer. That was a rule. And I'm not trying to shame anybody who's gotten married young. Okay?

It's okay, and I hope it works out great for you. I'm just saying, if you're not married yet, take your time. No. No. Vic one once you guys get divorced, Victor will be there laughing.

I'm not gonna laugh at people who get divorced. K? Because I know what a nightmare that process is. Yeah. It's it's very stressful.

But yeah. These kids. These well, again, good job helping them out, Peach. Oh, it's fun. They set up a gazebo just to say, will you marry me?

Well, they were gonna do it somewhere else, but the the weather here just turned, like, poo. So it was just kinda, like, let's go, have them propose under the gazebo in Sugar City Park. Alright. You know, what whatever works, you know, maybe that's a special place to them or something like that. I don't know.

Never. There was a backup plan. What was the original plan? To go, like, on the top of our mountain or something like that. Yeah.

Probably not a good time to try to go to the top of a mountain yet. Should've did it when the meteor was in the sky. Yeah. That meteor, man. I wish I would've seen that in person.

Me too. That was pretty cool. Yeah. I was asleep. You know, just based on the video, seeing that in person must have been crazy.

I would have, like, if you you saw the video of the guy driving down the street and then just pops up out of nowhere, I would have been petrified. I would have drove driven home so fast. The world's ending. Somebody's shooting missiles at us. Oh.

Not bad. Like, so aliens are finally visiting. I just watched, A Quiet Place and or that that's okay. That's where they come down is with the meteors. Yeah.

I'll be like, that's it. They're here. Run inside. Right on. I watched a pretty good movie over the weekend, Companion.

Oh. Was it wasn't too bad. Wasn't too bad. I've heard Sinners is pretty good, the new horror movie. That's what I'm hearing everybody talk about.

So I I think I've got a I haven't been to the movie theater in quite some time, but I do really wanna see that movie. I wanna see that one in the in the, Until Dawn movie. That one seems really cool. And I watched, Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii. Oh, how was that?

It was excellent. I had my sound system turned up to 100 all the way up, and it was phenomenal. It was phenomenal. You know? The music was just flying all around you.

It was great. Steven Wilson did a great job mixing it? Great job mixing it for sure. And the video quality was just so good. That's cool.

You know? So It's really cool. So it was nice. I wish they would do that with the ACDC live at Donington. I feel like that would be so cool to hear that remastered, remixed, and all that.

Yeah. Just start pestering them online. Be like, you guys are gonna die soon. You need to put out better quality versions of your live videos. Is it most of Pink Floyd, Deb?

Half of them well, no. Only only one of the guys. So far, we've lost Malcolm, and I think that's or Bon Scott, of course, but he died really early on. Yeah. No.

I think, as far as the the big Pink Floyd goes, I believe that, three of the four are alive, I I think. But I don't keep track of that kind of stuff very good. What do you want from me? Everything. Oh, you're on mic three as well.

Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Because that was way over there. I know.

We need to push it over there because I I keep just turning on mic two, and then it's like Yeah. Sucks. How's weekend doing? It was pretty good. It was pretty good.

I, managed to do somewhat productive things. I mowed my front yard. Nice. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, that's enough of that.

I stained my deck. I saw you were doing that. And now I can barely move. Yeah. When I saw you were doing that, it made me feel very lazy.

Very lazy. But I did tidy up my house and mowed the front yard. So Well, you kinda almost did something then. Yeah. I mean, the it's not like doing the whole yard would have taken very long either.

I was just lazy. Just stupid and lazy. Well, I'd stay in the deck. Went and helped a buddy rebuild part of his fence about twenty, thirty feet of it. Jesus.

Then I, de winterized the camper, had to pull the heater out because it was all messed up and redo the sail switch on it. Wow. Yeah. So you were actually productive? All weekend long.

And I smoked a pork butt. And you smoked a pork butt. That's right. Alright. I I cooked a frozen pizza.

Is that about at the same level of effort? No. Well, at least you didn't take some young kids out and, help them, you know, do an engagement like peaches. Well, why would you help that? I don't know.

You should discourage young people from trying to get married. That's what I was saying to them. Like, no. Don't get married till till you're at least, like, 30 or you have to live with someone for at least five years, I think. Yeah.

Because you never know what's gonna come out. Yeah. When you live together, that's when you see all the all the down and dirty. Alright? And some people are complete maniacs.

You have no idea if you don't live with them. Now what what do they do in the middle of the night? Wander around sleepwalking, putting the pillows in the stove. Yeah. You might have someone who is, you know, putting your life at risk with their, sleepwalking.

Yeah. So I think I had the least productive weekend of anybody I've talked to yet, but my house is clean. So that's Have you talked to Katie or Justin? No. Okay.

Maybe you should go talk to them. They're They didn't give me a lot of detail on what their weekend was, but you probably did a little bit more. Now that sounds weird. I mean Oh, it was Justin's birthday weekend. He's entitled to not do anything.

Okay. Alright. Except for birthday shenanigans. Okay. So you're just saying they both pretty much slept Yeah.

All weekend? Alright. That that's fair. That's fair. So are they both, just out of it and cranky today?

No. They're good. Okay. Alright. So it's only me who's out of it and cranky today.

Knock it off. Why? Someone's gotta be cranky around here. Nope. No.

I'm not really cranky. I'm fine. Thankfully, lots of good new music coming in 2025. You know, I talked about Ghost earlier taking the number one spot on the Billboard 200. Fantastic for the world of rock and metal.

Sleep token, I'm sure, will end up doing the same thing, And I think their album comes out this week. Right? I thought for some reason it was next week, but, I don't know. I'm seeing a lot of people talk about it here. May 9, this Friday.

So, people who ain't into sleep token, you're gonna have a rough morning show 7AM on Friday because I'm gonna bust out that whole album start to finish. It's the biggest rock release of the year. Gotta do it. Gotta show support. I'm hoping it ends up being pretty good.

The new song sleep tokens put out so far. Emergence. I really like caramel has grown on me quite a bit. And what was the other new one called? Dimacleys or something?

I don't know how you say it. It was pretty good. It was pretty good. But I have not had my mind completely blown like some of the tracks off take me back to Eden. So, I mean, I'm certainly very hopeful.

I don't know if I'm turning into, you know, that old guy who's like, we're at the new music, which is not quite to my liking. Because I love tons of new music. But, like, the new ghost album, it's good. It's good. And some of the songs on it, I really like.

I like them a lot, but there maybe I need to give it a few more listens. There were some others that I'm like, Hopefully, it's not the case with the, Sleep Token album. No. I'm pretty sure I'm still a fan of new music. But, you know, some bands, they just drop an album and they're never gonna top it.

You know? Will Ghost ever top Meliora? I don't know. I I'm gonna go with unlikely. Will Sleep Token ever top Take Me Back to Eden?

I don't know. We'll see. We'll see on Friday. Will system of a down ever put out anything? Well, at least acid baths are back doing shows.

Maybe they'll put out new music. That'd be cool. I'd be down for that. I think I'd be more excited about new acid bath than I would about pretty much any other band. Yeah.

I mean, I know we've got new nine inch nails on the way, so that's great. Tool we can hope those guys are getting pretty old it's been a long time since they dropped anything new now when did fear inoculum come out that was ages ago But we can dream. Anyway, I know there's, new music coming tomorrow. Can't tell you from who, but, we'll be playing it. It's a band that I know the average K Bear listener likes, so just gotta kick back and wait.

Kick back and wait for the new music delivery. Alright. I swear I'm gonna go find something entertaining to talk about. It is a rough news day today, everybody. I mean, there's a lot of stupid things floating around as always, but, man, it's tough.

Twenty twenty five radio, it sucks if you, avoid everything in the news. Alright. We got Peaches in the house. What's happening, Peaches? Oh, nothing much.

Just, tons tons of Monday tasks. Oh, you're telling me, man, we got a lot going on around here, and it's just gonna get busier and busier and busier over the next few weeks. Like, next week's gonna be crazy. You know, I got that Doug Stanhope show middle of the week. Then on Saturday, the classy ninety seven second chance prom.

Are you dressing up for that? Well, here's the problem, Peaches. In the last six months, this winter, I bulked up to say the least. I was gonna say you you went through the, winter bulking season. Yeah.

And, sadly, I bulked up, much more than I have before in my life. I feel so fat, Peaches. You're not fat. Stop it. Well, thanks, Peaches.

I appreciate the kind words. But, yes, I am. But, anyway, I have a nice suit. You've seen it. Yeah.

But I don't know if the I it would be like Chris Farley in, what is it, Tommy boy? Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're right. That guy in a little coat.

And then I ripped my suit, dude. So I don't know what I'm gonna do. You don't have to dress up to go to classy prom, but we're, like, working at it. So I might put on a fake earpiece because the last time I wore the white shirt with the black tie and the glasses like the aviators, it looked like I was part of the secret service. So I might just do that.

I do have some earbuds that could look like an earpiece. So I don't know. I maybe I'll try the suit on. I could always leave the jacket hanging open. I do have my old high school suit I can just give to you.

That way, he can put that If I fit in Peach's clothes, I'm really going to feel bad about myself. Okay? These are a perfect fit now. Here's that picture of Stewie trying to paint his clothes. So classy prom, and then the next night is see their POD and non point at the Mountain America Center, which by the way, if you wanna win some tickets, sign up in the secret sound form for us to, call you.

That reminds me. Did you not get that person's name? No. I didn't get that person's information. It it's hard to remember those things.

Pizza, we're doing all these last minute changes. Yeah. Yeah. If we if you're caller number 20, you're supposed to go into the drawing for cedar tickets. Well, that that's if we give out the cue to call for secrets.

I don't I don't want someone to hear you. You'd be like, oh, we call it 20 and call right now. So, Logan, you'll have to call call me back. Yeah. I'll I'll recognize your voice, Logan.

I can compare it to the recording I have of your voice and be like, that's the real Logan. I think that's what his name was. It was probably like Jeff or something. Yeah. It's Monday, man.

It's Monday. So anyway, yeah, sign up for a chance for us to call you for the secret sound and, you might win some Seether tickets. I'm excited for all of next week, really. It's gonna be a fun time. I'm just so old.

I'm like, oh, that's a lot of stuff. I feel tired. But that's okay. Yeah. You know?

I I come in and suffer. At least we're not setting the whole thing up. Like, we're not doing anything real, like, close to Josh and Chantelle for Classy's, prom at all. Yeah. No.

No. We just gotta be there and do our thing. Kinda like the Seether Show, you know. Maybe get up on stage, walk around and talk to listeners. Oh, it's it's rough.

Let's both wear our prom clothes to the Seether Show as well. Just dress in a suit. Yeah. Get in the pit. It's a it's a formal Sunday.

Gotta wear your Sunday's vest. It is a Sunday show. So, yeah, I'll just leave church and go straight to the show. Yeah. Yeah.

So alright, everybody. There's the events that are coming up, some of which you can win free tickets for. If you wanna go to the classy prom, that's Saturday night at the waterfront. And, basically, you know, like, if say you went to high school and you went to prom with someone you don't like or maybe you didn't go to prom because you're smart, now you can go with your current, date and go dance and, pretend it's, you know, prom. It's prom for adults.

Prom was fun for me in high school. Was it was a good time. I thought prom sucked. Well, that's because well, I'm not gonna say that. Well, the music was terrible.

And Oh, don't be that guy. It's like, oh, the high school music is terrible. I don't like it. Of course, it's gonna be bad. It's high school.

They're playing the what the, you know, the kids listen to. Yeah. Exactly. That's why I didn't go to to any high school dances. And you went to prom in what what year was it?

I mean, you were born in '82. I'm assuming probably February It was February. '2 thousand. That I went to prom. You had better music than what I had.

You think I got down to Enrique Iglesias, I like it, with Lil but with, Pitbull? Yeah. I mean Lil Jon? He didn't have that back in February. Could've been some Limp Bizkit and Korn, but I don't remember.

I think it was, like, Backstreet Boys or something. I I don't know. I don't remember. Backstreet Boys. Those are fun.

All I remember is I was like, this music sucks. So I hung out outside quite a bit with my friend Pat from the band Neck Breeze. We just kicked it outside, and we're like, alright. We're at prom. Hopefully, the dates are happy.

You know? You get what you get. Alright? Enjoy the music in there. We're outside.

Yeah. I was gonna actually I just celebrated. It was May 2. All of a sudden, on this day ten years ago, and it showed me at prom, I was gonna send it to my prom. They'd be like, ten years flies by.

Hope you're doing well or something like that. Holy cow. Yeah. Mine would have been twenty five many years ago. Jeez.

It's it's wild how fast time goes by at a certain point. Like, high school doesn't seem like it was twenty five years ago. That's because it never ends. Old. Bowling for So old.

Bowling for soup had it correct? High school never ends. Thankfully, it does. Unless you go to that high school reunion, which this year is my twenty five year high school reunion. I'm considering going.

Are they even gonna allow you in? Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they allow me in? Pay the book fee that you haven't paid. I I don't think it's necessarily sanctioned by the school.

You know, a bunch of students get together and go, let's throw the reunion. You know? The popular kids, like, hey, let's bring everybody back. Isn't it usually, like, the class president that organizes the entire thing? Well, I don't know.

All I know is I got the, Facebook event invite. And, I'm disappointed because part of it is an all school gathering where we, you know, get together with the kids from, Century in Highland. Oh, so your graduating classes were that small? No. It's not small enough.

Maybe they're worried that people aren't gonna show up. I mean, there had to be a couple hundred at each school. How many people did graduate in your class? Like, a hundred and something? I would assume a couple hundred.

I I don't remember. You know? My name was right at the top, so I you know how you're not supposed to leave? I mean, I I agree you you should leave. I mean, who cares?

Who cares if Zachary Zachariah in the who's dead last celebrates by himself? Yeah. His parents are there in the audience. I was one of the first people up. I scooted as quick as I could.

Of course. You get your diploma and get out of there. And I got my empty diploma case. My diploma's still sitting at Pocatello High School because I won't pay my parking tickets. That's what it was, the parking ticket, not the book fee.

Well, they I think there was a book fee on there, but, yeah. I'm not gonna pay those parking tickets. I refuse. I'm putting my foot down. For twenty five years, I have refused to refused to pay those parking tickets.

What if the school is like, you know what? It's been twenty five years. We'll just give them it now. At what point do they write it off? Come on.

If it was a doctor's office, they would have written it off decades ago. You see those stupid stories all the time about libraries, you know, accepting a book ninety eight years later? Why not just have, like, I don't know, the the same thing for you. Be like, okay. Here's your diploma.

We don't care. You know, I haven't called Pokey High in a few years to ask exactly what my balance is. Maybe I'll call them after this break and, get the update on how much I owe. I have my little empty diploma thing sitting in my, my pool table room in the basement as a decoration because it's a story. You know?

Definitely. See that? I'd never got my diploma even though you don't have to physically have it to say you have it. Well, I graduated high school. You can call the school and ask them.

Everyone just assumes. You you you went through high school, I would assume, at this I don't know. At your age, like, who cares? Like, you're 40. Like Well, and does anybody ever call to see like, if you just said I graduated high school, are they going to call the high school for a job and be like, did this person really graduate high school?

I I don't think they'd call. Depends on what you're trying to get into. Maybe. But, I mean Maybe like secret service or something like that. I don't know.

Maybe. I guess. They they probably look at you pretty heavy if it's a a government job. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. Alright. Well, yeah, maybe I'll call Pokey High, see what's going on, see how much money I owe them. Maybe it's they've finally written it off, and I can just come get my diploma next time I'm in Belgium. That would be the best thing ever.

There's a picture of you jumping in the air holding it. Finally, day. I finally graduated high school. Alright. We'll see.

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