#0360 - He Hid In A Dead Cow To Escape A Country - 05/14/2026
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome to the Viktor Wilt Show. Happy Thursday. Hope your morning is starting off well. Or I hope everything's going great whatever time you might be listening to this program on demand.
But, yeah, good to be here with you. Definitely ready for the weekend. Got a busy couple days ahead. Got the kids coming to town.
Got to do a lot of burning gas and driving them around. But things have been productive. I managed to get a few things done around the house yesterday so that was good. I tell you, dealing with pets, it can be a bit of a nightmare.
I don't recommend having your own zoo. Sometimes. You know, I like them all. But they can make a mess. You know, filthy little beasts. But, yeah, got some stuff done.
Didn't get enough sleep. Of course. Really needed it today.
But it's okay. Staying positive. Hopefully it's not one of those days today.
I don't know. Again, going to stay positive. Keep my chin up and just try to crush my way through it. So I'll find some stuff to talk about with you. We'll see what's going on in the world and hopefully have some fun on the program.
I'll be right back. Well, the Grand Theft Auto 6 rumor mill churning once again. I guess a number of people have been getting emails from Best Buy talking about GTA 6 preorders with a online sale kicking off on the 18th, which would be Monday. It looks like, I mean, that's been pretty well verified, I think. As far as I can tell here, however, no official word from Rockstar themselves. But somebody did say, I think that I don't know if it was somebody who worked for Rockstar or what tweeted that, you know, this leaked email thing, which again, a number of people have received that it is legit, which I would say means, you know, if they're going to announce preorders for Monday, we'll probably see some kind of potentially a new trailer or something like that. Maybe, you know, today or tomorrow, because I'm sure if they're going to start doing preorders, they're going to, you know, want to promote that, try to get as many preorders as possible. So yeah, maybe we'll hear some official news today. But looking around online, the entire online Grand Theft Auto community talking about this. So possible preorders on Monday.
That's that's cool. How much do you think they're going to charge for the game? I bet it's going to be 80 bucks. I bet they'll go with 80. But who knows? Who knows?
Anyway, if I get any more information on that, I will, of course, let you know. But it'd be fun to get a new trailer. A little, little bit more teasing for GTA six.
I'm down. How are my people doing? Good morning. Welcome to the Victor Wilt program, the Thursday edition. We're here. We're doing it live. All right. Let's see. What are people chatting about online?
What's an opinion that instantly makes you think someone has low intelligence? All right. I'll try to rack my brain on that one myself. I can think of a few, but I'm not going to throw them out there yet.
Let's see. This person said people who think anecdotal evidence matters more than data. Like if you tell them smoking is bad and they counter with my grandpa smoked three packs a day and lived to be 95.
Generally, when I hear people do that, I'm like, OK, if you you still accept in the facts of the matter, right? You know, your grandpa just got lucky. I mean, everyone knows smoking is bad.
But there are people that go to that kind of evidence to back up their claims. All right. People who talk about politics like it's sports teams. Yeah. Try to not just be, you know, stuck on one side. You don't have to pick. Pick your team. Let's see here. When I ask for a source for their information they're talking about and it's from social media or an obviously unverified website.
Yeah, that's pretty common too. Flat earthers. I still don't buy that there are people who they really believe the flat earth stuff. I think they're bored and you know, just you getting these rabbit holes online and it can be fun like, you know, any conspiracy rabbit hole can be a good time. But are they really buying into it? Flat earthers. I just I don't believe it. I mean, I guess they're they're just have to be a few people who are all in who are all in. Well, let's see here.
I should have known this threat was going to be a bunch of stuff I didn't want to get into. Okay, let's bail on it. Huh? Yeah. Was a people morning and welcome to the Tuesday, not Tuesday, Thursday edition of the program.
It's the Victor World Shell. Oh, it was Tuesday. I might completely lose my mind. It's been a long week. All right.
Was just reading. I guess they're going to make another Westworld movie. The guy who did the. The script, the movie script for Jurassic Park, apparently bringing Westworld back to the big screen. If you haven't seen Westworld, there's an old seventies movie, but there was also an HBO series. The HBO series, I would say season one of Westworld is like perfect.
It's just perfect. I had they ended the show there. I think it would have just ended perfectly. I really liked the second season.
Then it just kind of, you know, tapered off. Um, it'll be interesting to see how they just cram it all into one movie. I've never seen the the movie from the seventies, but I really, really enjoyed the TV show. So that could be pretty cool.
You know, the Jurassic Park, you know, it's classic. So this, this guy, David Kep, he's a good screenwriter, but yet no word on when this is supposed to happen or anything like that. But he's writing the script and a major filmmaker is circling according to this article from Deadline.
So if you're into Westworld or, I guess, books by Michael Crichton being turned into movies, might want to go check it out whenever it drops. Wonder if we'll ever get any new music from that band. It's been quite a while.
Romstein, what's up? And if you've never seen the video for that track, Deutschland, check it out. It's awesome. One of the best music videos of all time. When's the last time a really standout music video dropped? You know, electric hallboys dropped some pretty cool, pretty funny, entertaining videos. But man, you know, those real big epic standout videos. Not a lot of bands doing those anymore.
I don't know. It might have been Romstein the last time I really saw one, not Deutschland, whatever the last videos they put out were, I guess, falling in reverse puts a lot into their videos. They tend to be pretty over over the top. Anyway, maybe we'll get some new music today or tomorrow where we are rolling into the weekend and Friday is new music release day. I know we got a new track from Five Finger Death Punch coming tomorrow. I've heard it. It's pretty good.
Sounds like Five Finger Death Punch. And it seems like I heard rumors of somebody else dropping something tomorrow. I mean, Greta Van Fleet's Tees and New Stuff, that could happen at any time. I wouldn't be surprised to see that happen tomorrow. And then I know of another track coming next week. I just can't remember if that's been teased or not. So I don't want to say what it is and get myself in trouble.
So keep that one secret for now. But now should get some new new stuff. And if you like new music, Peaches plays new music every weekday afternoon.
Five o'clock. It's so new. And if you like new tunes, you should definitely check that feature out. All right, I'm going to dig for freak news. Wish me luck. It's been one of them weeks when it comes to finding content.
So hopefully we get lucky. Well, would you like to meet a movie star or I don't know, at least see him do a Q or Q and a or something like that. John Heeter, the star of Napoleon Dynamite, going to be making an appearance at the Spark of Madness Film Festival in Pocie and appearing during a screening of his latest film, The Grim and the Dark. This movie sounds like it could be pretty good. A horror comedy about a group of floundering television ghost hunters who try to prove ghosts real by convincing social media influencers to stay in a haunted house, offering a large cash prize to the winner.
So yeah, they talk a little bit more about the film in this article I read from the Idaho State Journal. But this sounds like it could be a pretty good time and it's coming up pretty quick. Going down May 21st to the 23rd at the Bangal theater and the nearby ballroom. That screening of Grim and the Dark is on the 21st at 5.30 p.m. followed by a Q and a with John Heeter and the, I believe, director of the film.
And tickets are only 13 bucks per day, not bad. And there's a bunch of other films being shown as well. So that that could be pretty cool. You can go to spark of madness film festival dot com for more info on that. I wonder if I can get him in studio.
That'd be that'd be pretty sweet. Napoleon Dynamite's classic. You haven't seen it.
What are you doing? It's the most legendary Idaho movie there is. Check it out.
Let's see. China working on ultra affordable iron batteries. Nearly 80 times cheaper than lithium can run 16 years without degrading and a water based electrolyte system that cannot explode.
So, you know, we we've got some energy issues facing this planet. And I know that lithium mining, there's a lot of areas that are looking at doing that that the public's concerned iron, much more abundant. And if they work, why not?
What wouldn't we just switch to all iron batteries? I'm not going to read the whole big long scientific article, but that's some good news. That's some good news.
Let's see here. Bone crushing hyenas cleaning up city streets in Ethiopia. Yeah, apparently hyenas, even though they scare people and I think they attack people sometimes. They at least help out by cleaning up garbage and bones. They just eat bones, which is pretty metal, I got to say.
It's pretty metal, I guess that is Africa has become more and more urban. You know, these wild animals are starting to come into cities more and more. And hyenas working to clean up all of the. I don't know. I guess there's dead animals in the streets. I would assume other things as well. You know, fruit is general garbage.
So, yeah, if you've been sticking with the usual goat to clean up grass and stuff at your farm, I don't know, probably can own a hyena, but you never know. It's Idaho. Our laws are kind of weird sometimes. All right. We've made it to eight. Hopefully the rest of the day goes by quickly. And hopefully we can find more stupid news to share with you.
I'll be back. You know, right now is probably not the time to go on a cruise. Yeah, no, another story about a norovirus outbreak on a cruise ship. One passenger dead and they've got 2000 passengers quarantined on this boat. 2000. Holy cow.
You're just stuck there. Puking, just nauseated for a week straight. Oh, this is like the third story this week about a cruise ship being quarantined with norovirus.
Yeah, you might just want to wait. You know, vacation sounds good, but. You know, it's not any fun if you're just stuck on the can for a week and also, you know, trapped in that room, trapped on that boat. Oh, it's got to be the worst claustrophobia ever.
Terrible. So anyhow, hopefully nobody else dying from norovirus sounds terrible. I've had it before. I've talked about it before. It's awful.
One of the worst sicknesses I've ever dealt with. Hello, Jade Davis. What up, Viktor Wilt? Oh, you know, just causing trouble. I know. Just causing trouble. I'm just trying to get yelled at by you every day.
Speaker 2: You're succeeding.
Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty good. You're succeeding. Well, I want to thank you for bringing this story to the air.
Speaker 3: Brutal beef. Brutal beef. I guess, you know, we can wait till later to talk about dead people. We'll talk about dead cows instead.
Speaker 1: They helped up dude live. Yeah, there was this guy. He was some type of a Russian agent or something like that. And they decided, you know, he was a traitor, a defector. So he had to run. He had to get, he had to get out of Russia, get away from Putin. So Putin. Putin.
Speaker 2: It's an unfortunate name, isn't it?
Speaker 2: On paper, it doesn't seem as funny. No, just when you say it. But they hear and you say it. Putin. Putin.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he's always got that look on his face. He's rude to Putin. Putin. Oh. So I guess in Russia, when dead animals or when it comes to dealing with the disposal of dead animals.
He's taking over the border and chuck it. That's actually what they do. There's very, very strict rules about what to do and it's expensive and slow.
So a lot of farmers near the border with Kazakhstan, they just load tractors up with dead cows and then just dump them into the no man's land between the countries. So this guy's like, I got a great idea. I'm going to. I just watched Star Wars. Yes.
I just got done watching the Empire Strikes Back. I am going to hide in the carcass of dead cow and get dumped over the border. So he said he worked with a network of smugglers that took about two months.
Speaker 2: He had to put on well aged beef.
Speaker 1: I'd say. So he puts on a gas mask and a rubber suit to protect himself from the smells.
Speaker 2: So he can watch Snake a Gun 33 and a third as well. And the back blockbusters.
Speaker 1: Big movie fan, this guy. So he's got the gas mask and rubber suit and then he wrapped himself in foil to hide his body heat from border guard cameras. He's going as a leftover.
Speaker 2: Leftover cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: And he said the timing was perfect. Autumn meant no snow, but also cold enough to avoid flies and maggots.
Speaker 2: Wow. How was your week? You know, it was just a regular Tuesday.
Speaker 1: So they, they, you know, load them up in the the tractor, dump them across the border. And then he said, said he had to lay in the calf for about an hour, waiting for the border guards to lose interest in the area. And then he had to crawl for several hundred meters where he met somebody waiting for him on a motorcycle, who I would assume was like, please take your stinky rubber suit off.
Speaker 2: All I'm getting is like that, that full black leather was zippers look.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like if you've watched a cool fiction, so you watch another good movie. This guy loves movies. Do you think he's still at these, the zipper mouth with the gas mask? Yes. Double protection. But then he got out and he's been good ever since.
Speaker 2: There. They'd need a really big cow if you were going to attempt the same thing. No way. You could be the cow.
Speaker 1: I'm going to stuff you into my carcass. Take you across the border. Bunch of bull crap. I was really looking forward to talking about that, but maybe it wasn't true.
Speaker 3: It's like an, an internet cover up like how, you know, Walt Disney's head is supposedly frozen. That's why they made the movie frozen. So not any single time you Google Disney frozen, the movie pops up instead. Or how maybe Beyonce cheated on Jay-Z with her bodyguards. That's why she made a song called Bodyguard. It's not any single time you look at Beyonce bodyguard, that song pops up.
Speaker 1: Could be, could be. The other was an article posted in, not an article, but a post made in our slash country about this couple who claimed Jason Aldeen came in to shoot a music video in Jackson Hole.
And like his team had rented half of this resort and they'd rented the other half, but his team were just being a bunch of jerks and this and that. And it was, it was a pretty entertaining post, but they deleted it. So maybe it wasn't true.
Speaker 3: Is the link to that post that now deleted posts still there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all the comments are there, but it says removed by moderator.
Speaker 3: The actual post itself. You can send that to Newsdesk at TMZ and be like, can you guys investigate this? And they will. But the text is all gone. But the comments are still there. The comments are.
Speaker 1: But, you know, you want to be able to read the actual post. So I don't know. Maybe there's a cashed version somewhere. Let me see here. They'll find out about it for sure. All right. Because yeah, investigate him. Jason Aldeen's a turd. Sorry, I'm not a big fan of Jason Aldeen.
No, I can tell. So I was ready to try that in a small town. Well, the post was called like, try that in a small wedding.
It's gone now. So what else did I find that I was like, well, that might be something we could talk about. Oh, Idaho's getting its first new state park in 30 years peaches.
Speaker 3: That's better than the previous articles I've seen of like, we're getting a traffic light in Island Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's a new state park. Let's bring up the info here. This is local. Twin Peaks Ranch State Park.
Speaker 3: By the way, I think that city that we were talking about before, the one that sounds a little bit bad. I think it's Aethol.
Speaker 1: Aethol? Yeah. Well, that's not how I say it. Right.
Speaker 3: You're calling Jason Aldeen one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently this new park's up near Salmon. About 20 miles south of Salmon and they're having their opening ceremony on June 27th.
Speaker 3: Glad I just got my parks pass renewed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks really nice. It looks like a great place to go. They've got a... Looks like a great place to go. Great place to go. They've got some type of a ranch you can actually rent out with a full service kitchen, shared dining area and gathering spaces for retreats or group events. Able to host 24 private overnight accommodations.
Speaker 3: All right, but go have your wedding with Becca there and they'll have Jason Aldeen crash that one too.
Speaker 1: Jason Aldeen will crash it. I'm headed out to Twin Peaks Ranch State Park. Drive it in a state park. So earlier on the show we talked about dead cows. Guess we might as well talk about dead people. All right, what do we got going on here? Got a woman who was annoyed with her husband. This is a 65 year old woman. And I guess she recently had surgery. So spending a lot of time in her room and bed. And she said that her husband kept coming in the room and bothering her. And I just kept coming in and annoying her. So she kept telling him, you know, leave me alone.
Stop bothering me. So he did. He went out in the living room and sat down, decided to watch a little bit of TV. And apparently when he didn't come back in and annoy her. Well, she just went out and just blasted him down right there in the recliner. Well, they said it seemed like a pretty open and shut case.
She's like, yeah, he was annoying me. Even if you're in your 60s, you can still get a divorce. All right, I'm sure it's a pain. You've built up a lot of items together over the years that you're going to have to fight over and split up, but divorce is a better option. If you're annoyed by your spouse, don't get out the firearms. Okay.
All right. People just start firing off rounds all too soon. There was another story I read about a guy in Northern Idaho. He was a DoorDash driver. And I guess there was some type of lantern festival happening. So he's out and he's trying to deliver baby formula.
And there's a big crowd, you know, thousands of people at this lantern festival. And so he couldn't get where he was trying to go. So. I guess trying to tell people to get out of his way and somebody hit his vehicle with something so he just blasted him down. And he's like, I didn't want to shoot him, but I had stuff to do.
Um, that's not a good excuse. Okay. I got things to do.
Okay. I have things to do. And sometimes I get stuck in traffic and I'm annoyed. I try to take the quickest routes possible to get where I need to go.
But not once have I started firing off rounds out of frustration. Anyway, rip to that guy as well. So there's your couple dead, dead people stories of the day.
You know, on the Victor Will Trowage is keeping it, keeping it pleasant. Try to try to exercise a little bit of restrained people. Counseling, meditation, deep breaths, maybe a nap. Hope you're enjoying Thursday. Hope it's going by quick. I think it's about caffeine time for me. Oh, every day this week, that nine o'clock hour hits and like nap time.
Where's my cot Jade that I demanded for the studio for nap time? Oh, well. Oh, looks like more of the. What are they calling it?
The blue dot, blue dot fever. Okay. Post Malone cancelling more shows. How many shows are going to get cancelled?
I don't really like this blue dot fever. I mean, this is what's probably got to happen to bring down concert ticket prices, but it's disappointing for people. You know, you make plans and probably book rooms, potentially travel. And all of a sudden your shows get cancelled.
Lots of them happen in left and right. I think the markets like over saturate. Look how many shows are on our concert calendar. A lot of competition and I don't know how much money you're making, but it just ain't affordable. Just ain't affordable. So I hate to see shows get cancelled, but I am hoping this blue dot fever does lead to a lot more, you know, adjustments in the world of ticket pricing. Cause somebody posted a ticket from nine inch nails back in 1994, 18 bucks.
Yeah. What I spend like two 30. Oh, most I ever spent on concert tickets. Ridiculous.
But it was a great show. You hungry? No, I'm a little hungry, which, you know, usually at this time of day is not the case, but probably because I was looking at East Idaho eats, I was looking at pictures of ice cream. Yeah, I haven't been to this crispy cones place that East Idaho news is talking about, but they look good. I mean, it's ice cream with a special cone and yeah, it's a new business in not only Idaho Falls, but Rexburg as well. Started as a food truck.
Looks pretty good. Crispy cones. What's this bees pizza?
I don't remember seeing this pop up either. This is a food truck and this is based in Chubbock. All right, it's going to have to make a little bit of a road trip. The pictures of the pizza wings and breadsticks look good.
All right. If you want to find out about new places to get food, it is a good place to go. East Idaho news under features East Idaho eats, but you might make yourself hungry. Looking at it. I mean, they're, they're just too much stuff. I'm going to close that tab. Need to postpone lunch till later on.
It's too early to go get lunch. Okay. Well, my bad. Sorry if I made you hungry.
Ice cream. I'll be right back. Thanks all.
You're the best. Appreciate you hanging out with me today on this Thursday. Hope your day is going great. Hope the rest of it goes by fast. And, uh, yeah, I just hope everything in general goes, goes amazing for you. Later on, peaches and I got the noon hour of madness and mayhem. Talk about some stuff. Get a little stupid.
And aside from that, I don't know. I'm going to keep digging the road. Going through the news in the meantime, maybe we'll get some more grand theft auto news, maybe more alien news. Bring it on. Yes. So I'll have it for you in a bit. All right.
Appreciate you once again. And, uh, let's, let's watch the world burn. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Will Show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.
