The Viktor Wilt Show

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Speaker 1: hello, my people. Good morning. Welcome to Tuesday. Or good afternoon or evening, depending on when you're listening to this program. All I know is it's early right now, but I hope you're good. I'm doing eight.

Doing eight. Pretty uneventful afternoon yesterday. What did I do? All I remember is I blinked and all of a sudden it was like nine o'clock. And I'm like, what is happening? I don't want to go to bed. I don't want to go to work in the morning.

I want to stay up. It feels like Friday. But it no, it didn't really feel like Friday.

It was clearly a Monday night. Watched a little bit of Mind Hunter on Netflix, which is a program I've seen before, but Becca hasn't. Uh highly recommended if you've never seen it. If you're into true crime, that kind of stuff. It's not a documentary.

It's uh a dramatization. Uh, but about uh couple guys from the FBI who formed this new behavioral sciences unit back in the 70s. They go after uh well, yeah, they they do go after a bunch of serial killers, but they also uh interview serial killers to try to get insights into their mind, and uh yeah, it's a true story. Wonder how accurate it is, as a matter of fact, because you know how TV is Mindhunter accuracy.

Let's look that up real quick here. Dramatized blend of real FBI history and Hollywood fiction, uh staying faithful to actual interview transcripts and profiling milestones while altering personal timelines and character dynamics for dramatic effect. Um it's based on a book that I have that I uh I haven't read called Mind Hunter, same as same as the show. Um, Oh, okay, so it looks like the guy who wrote the book, he gave himself a or they gave him a different name in the show.

John Douglas would be his real name, Holden Ford would be the character uh in the show. So anyway, it's it's really good. If you're looking for something to binge watch, they only made two seasons, and it's a bunch of crap that they only made two seasons. Like it's one of those shows that they they needed to make more. They needed to make more, and I remember, I don't know, a year or so ago that they were talking about reviving the series.

You know, they got writers working on it, trying to hopefully wrap it up with uh a couple two-hour movies. You know, Netflix, come on, you put out a bunch of duds. People loved this show.

It's highly, highly rated. Bring it back. Wrap it up.

Come on now. Well, anyway, uh that's what I did. Watched Mindhunter and uh I intended to do chores and uh failed.

Did not. That's okay. There's always this afternoon, right? Okay, well, we're gonna get this party uh rolling.

I'm gonna drink some coffee. Oh, this poor house in California. I I feel bad for an inanimate object. Southern California's most famous mid-century house.

Nobody wants to buy it. Yeah, the most famous mid-century house in LA. Looking at a picture here from, I'm guessing inside a living room. Uh, it's clearly up on the hillside overlooking the city.

As you can see out the giant glass windows overlooking LA and all the smog. Uh, it looks pretty nice to me. All right. Let's uh let's find out why people ain't buying this thing, right?

We all know the answer. I'm guessing it's expensive, huh? All right, it's a two-bedroom 2200 square foot masterpiece, as they call as they call it here. The stall house. Okay, listed for the first time last fall for 25 million dollars. Holy crap. Okay, I I know that LA real estate is completely outrageous, but you'll be happy to hear that they've dropped the price for a 2200 square foot house. That is a house smaller than mine. I don't have some kind of mansion or something, okay? I got a fairly regular old Idaho house.

Uh they dropped the price to only only 20 million dollars. You know, which is a a bargain for a house that you know they're hoping somebody will preserve because if you look at it, I mean it looks like a house from the 70s in every aspect. Inside now is that an old photo, or is it on the uh national register of historic places? Okay, built in 1958, and uh it looks it. Um did did they not do any updating?

Okay, there does appear to be a newer oven and microwave. Nobody's gonna buy this in LA, even if they're rich for 20 million dollars. Like what else can you buy for 20 million in LA? I mean, I'm I'm looking at other houses right here in LA.

I just pulled up the Azillo map. I mean, for 1.7 million, you know, like a tenth of the price. You could get a slightly bigger house. But is it a dump? Probably. Uh yeah. That's a house that around here.

Well, I don't know. It's hard to say anymore because our housing's ridiculous, but thankfully not this ridiculous. How are people buying homes in LA? Here's one for 135 million dollars. Alright. Well, guess who ain't moving to California anytime soon?

Yeah, duh, this guy. Mafra and doomed. Alright, when is Mafra gonna put out some original music? You know, nothing against that song.

She did a great job, but come on, get us some new jams. Anyway, you're tuned in to the Victor Wilf program today. Was just reading about a reckless driver. We talk about reckless drivers often during traffic school powered by the advocates every Friday morning at 8 45 a.m.

Now, if you are injured by a reckless driver, of course, call my homies at the advocates injury attorneys. They'll help you out there. No cost for your consultation, no cost until they win your case. If you if they don't win your case, you don't pay anything. But they win.

They're out there to help you get the best settlement. Anyway, this guy. I mean, he sadly passed away, but you should not watch videos while you're driving down the road.

Period. Um, especially videos that might I don't know really distract you and get you a little bit bit excited. Um, this guy was watching uh an adult movie on his phone. So again, he's on his phone. He's watching not only anything, but watching uh an adult film.

Uh, he has no pants on uh crash, rolls his vehicle, and um, yeah, now he's no longer with us. Um, and the officer in the article goes on to talk about other reckless driving they see people do, like putting on makeup, reading books. It amazes me how many people are reading books while driving down the road, even as a book nerd. Like the urge to stare at your phone while driving down the road, but I understand the addiction addictive nature of the telephone in the modern age.

Nobody really uses it for a phone. But a book. Even with all my years of reading and reading and reading and all the thousands of books I have, I do not believe I have ever cracked a book while driving down the road. Uh, anyway, uh even though we are outside of the 1,000 deadliest 1,000 100 deadliest days of driving in Idaho each year.

Still please be cautious. Lots of people out on the roadways. The weather's supposed to be staying decent, so I would imagine we'll still have people traveling through. Um let me take a look at that weather forecast, actually. I mean, it was cold on my way in this morning. Uh I wore a jacket. I wore a hoodie.

Uh, let's see. Today looking at a high of about 76, not too bad. Tomorrow, 81. And then we should have a pretty cool weekend, so maybe I'll finally get around to battling my backyard with the lawnmower. Well, that'd be good. Anyway, be cautious, people, okay? Be be safe out there. I've got some massive big breaking fast food news, people.

This is important. Um Burger King's getting new chicken nuggets, I guess. And right now, you can order Le Nuguet. It's uh a bag that you can put your chicken nuggets in and I guess uh eat them in style. It looks like a a little leather pouch, and what's really funny about it to me is the shape.

Um how can I work around this? It's it's shaped like another, I guess, sack of sorts. Like a little tiny purse.

Um I guess it would hold chicken nuggets, sure, but what do they got them for? $399. Callback to the price of the Burger King four-piece chicken nugget order. Is it really $4 for a uh just four-piece nugget? I would assume that comes with some other stuff. Um, Anyway, can you order one?

It's probably sold out. Anytime these fast food places put out these, you know, collectible items like the KFC Yule log. You're you're never able to actually pick one of these up.

Let's let's see here. You go to Le Nugget BK.com. That's L-E-N-U-G-G-U-E-T-T-E-B-K.com. Maybe the fact that they made it uh really hard to spell and find means they are available.

And Burger King, I don't know if they've got quite the same level of uh fanaticism as places like McDonald's or oh no, Le Nouget is gone. Can't order one. Dang it! Christmas is right around the corner. Thought I was gonna be able to get all of the gifts handled for four bucks.

Well, guess it's back to scrolling the the fat kid deals on Twitter. Try to find some Christmas gifts. Good time of year to shop for those.

Yeah. Get that stuff done, get it out of the way so you don't have to worry about it in a few months. I know I shouldn't be talking about Christmas, but Josh was by yesterday talking with me about Christmas music. Like, oh geez, I gotta launch Halloween music in two weeks. Ugh. I got too much to do around here.

I guess I'll go look at our Halloween library. You wanna talk about toasted skin? Mmm, toasted skin. No, this is not something that I picked up from some true crime documentary or show like Mind Hunter. No, this is uh something you can inflict on yourself. Toasted skin. There was uh a kid who spent eight hours a day with a laptop resting on his abdomen. This was over in the UK, and apparently it led to him developing a bruise-like rash that they call uh toasted skin. Yeah, his laptop just basically a threw through uh radiation exposure and such. Uh according to the article. Just uh yeah, turned him into the human human toast.

Uh, it's gonna clear up. They have some kind of long fancy scientific name for the condition, but easier to just say toasted skin syndrome. So, what you need to do is avoid repeated and prolonged exposure to low levels of heat and or infrared radiation. So it takes a while. And then uh all of a sudden, you just got the you know the the toast belly.

I mean, I guess it could be a lot worse. A lot of people put their laptop as it's named in their lap. Nah. Imagine uh certain areas getting the toasted skin syndrome. That does not sound good.

Not to me. Yikes. Oh, well, glad he's gonna be okay, but yeah, you might want to be careful with your laptop or I don't know if you enjoy just sitting there with a heating pad resting on your lap. Uh not good. Not good. Okay. Holy cow, it's almost seven already. Fantastic. I'm hoping the day goes by nice and quickly, ready to make it to the weekend, and it's only Tuesday.

I'm gonna have to make at least a weekly feature out of this one. Animals attacking people. You know I'm a fan. I mean, I don't want to see anybody get killed, but you know, just a little bit of damage. Just a little bit of letting the animals strike back against us people. I'm all for it.

As long as nobody gets seriously injured or uh killed. Our latest happened in was it Maryland? It's a boy from Maryland. Uh yep, yep, he was swimming in Maryland. Out in public waters.

Yet again. Alright, last week it was uh River otters attacking a woman, really messing her up. This one was a beaver. I don't know which would be worst. Getting attacked by a beaver or getting attacked by a river otter. I don't know, river otters seem like they would be a little bit more um, what's the word I'm looking for here?

I don't know. I was at the Idaho Falls Zoo the other day, and they are very coordinated underwater. You know, they got those crazy sweet moves where they spin around and things like that. I don't know if I've seen beavers swim that fancily. Is fancily a word?

I don't know, but you know what I'm saying. Uh anyway, this 13-year-old kid, he's out swimming, and then a beaver just attacked him. And they're like, hey, it's rare.

But for some reason it's been happening more often. So the kitty grabs the uh beaver by the head and the leg and tried to get it off him, and then it just locked on and started shaking its head like a dog would. So he did manage to get the uh beaver off of himself.

Uh, got bit a whole bunch of times. They had to air flight him to a hospital in Baltimore. He had three surgeries on his chest and hands to repair nerve damage. Also, given the rabies post exposure shots, and uh yeah, it's multiple shots. Multiple shots around each bite site. I don't know how many times this kid got bit by a beaver, but um I'd say if you have to get more than one shot and they're like all over your your chest, that really sucks. Now, multiple other beaver attacks have happened in Maryland. So, Lou Brutus, if you're listening since you live there, do not go into natural waters. You might want to be getting, you know, beaver photos. Uh, not a good idea, Lou.

Okay. There was a 19-year-old, let's see, fisherman who was attacked back on the 5th of August. Then the next day, they were investigating a rabies outbreak. And okay, I guess it there weren't any more attacks that they reported. But they had reported uh 17% more rabies related inquiries from July and August.

17% more than in the same period last year. Uh you know, just read the story about Ozzy getting rabi shots when he bit the head off a bat. You will not want to go anywhere near any type of natural waters where you could potentially pick up rabies. The treatment alone, this sounds just miserable.

Not to mention the fact that uh rabies can kill you, and even if it doesn't kill you, it's gonna really, really suck. So, yeah, stick with the swimming pool, everybody. Cheating is awful. I think we can all agree on that, right?

If you don't agree, stop being a dirt peg. All right, it's not cool. You can't help, but not stay faithful to your significant other. You need to break up with him, okay?

Do the right thing, move along, knock it off. You could end up having a bucket of dookie thrown on you. Happened in Florida recently.

Yeah, this woman found out that her neighbor, well, she at least thinks the neighbor was hooking up with her husband. So what kind of bucket of poo was this? You know, poo can come from a lot of places. Well, she had a bucket of it. So she goes and just busts into the neighbor's house and then just dumps the book. The sorry, I was reading uh the word the words uh poop victim and bucket at the same time, and it just came out wrong. Anyway, she dumped the bucket on the woman and uh I'm guessing the woman just called the police.

Yeah, um doesn't say anything about a fight or anything like that. So the cops showed up. I'm like, what are you doing? Why did you break into your neighbor's house? Shover and throw up okay, uh, that would be uh human waste.

They did finally uh clarify that in the article. Disgusting. I mean, any type would be bad, but something worse about human waste. And so when the cop showed up, she's like, hey, I was just trying to uh, you know, get rid of the bucket of what she called caca that she'd been using because her toilet was broken, and she said she had not entered the victim's home or throw thrown the bucket of uh dookie on her. Uh, pretty easy to tell. I I can't imagine most people would hate their their neighbors bad enough that they would dump a bucket like that on themselves. Uh, just so they could call the cops and get the neighbor in trouble.

It's possible it is Florida. But we'll keep you updated. She was in court last week.

And uh no no updates as of yet. You know, whether they're gonna hold her in jail, what she's being charged with, what was she being charged with? Oh, burglary and battery. It's gotta be a worse charging. It seems like, even though, you know, you touch somebody uh like hit them and you know, or touch them in an unwanted way, that'd be battery. If you throw Dookie on its dookie on him, it seems like it should be a worse charge.

What that charge should be, I don't know, but it does seem like it should be something worse. So I don't I don't know where I'm going with this, but you know, it's gross, no matter what. Don't do that, okay?

That's disgusting. If you have a bucket of dookie around, you you gotta deal with that. Bag it up and throw it away or something. Dump it down the toilet. If your toilet isn't working, you can fill the back of it up with water and uh at least flush it.

Maybe it was clogged, I don't know. Yeah. What up, people?

Welcome to the Victor Wilt show. Good morning and uh happy what is today? Only Tuesday? Lame.

All right. What's it going on round hell? All right, our heat wave seems to be done with, but a lot of people around the world are still dealing with extreme heat. And there's a I think it's a YouTube channel in uh Japan where they've been testing out different ways to keep cool during the hot summer months. Some of these may be things you want to keep in mind for next year, or if we happen to get another, you know, pretty decent heat wave. Uh some of the things they've tried include slapping a cooling patch on uh the the upper body, just like a 68 degree adhesive cooling patch. I guess they're very expensive, uh, but they worked okay.

They also froze a hat in a block of ice. Um, okay, you do that, you know what you're gonna have to do? You're gonna have to chisel away at it forever.

I mean, you could dip a hat in water and freeze it, but you can't freeze it in a block of ice, it's not gonna help. Uh, anyhow, the latest item that they're testing would be a uh a crotch fan. And I'm looking at pictures of this.

I've never seen these items before, but basically, you know, the zipper on your jeans, you were you zip that down, you stick the fan in there, it runs on batteries, and it can run for a long time on one charge. Yeah. Uh now the question is, did it work? I don't know if this is a long article, these guys are being silly. They went all out with the uh the Photoshop and making this item look extra exciting.

Jeez, I I didn't realize this article was so long. I just want to know if the the fan helped. You would assume, I mean, any type of fan is uh creating airflow and uh it's gonna do some kind of good. Okay, they're walking around town, blah blah blah. Oh, okay. The fans are not even supposed to be used this way.

People have just started doing it as a trend. Um, and also yeah, what what if like hair or something worse got caught in the fan? That'd be bad. That'd be some pretty uh pretty bad news. So uh, I don't know, they they don't really say if it works or not.

I think they don't want to encourage people to do it because of the potential uh uh painful damage that could be done. Yikes. Alright. Well, anyhow. Don't put a fan in your pants.

Oh, the internet's annoying me this morning. You know how people are very like tribal when it comes to their political parties, it's getting so old. All right, there's this video making the rounds of a couple Idaho political candidates.

Um, I believe for the Senate. Uh Todd Achilles and Jim Rich. So there was some type of 9-11 memorial event being held at the Boise Airport. So, of course, a lot of politicians um and people running for office were there on hand to uh you know take part in the memorial, two of which were these two opposing candidates in the upcoming midterm. So, Todd Achilles, he walks up, shakes Jim Rish's hand, and then I think Jim Rish realizes who he is, And Todd's all like, hey, let's have a debate.

Let's do a debate. And uh Jim Rish just kind of like runs away. And then he calls security on him.

He's talking to all these cops. Alright. You don't want to have a debate. Sure. Actually, I'm not down with that. I think, as I posted on my own social media page uh just yesterday, that all political candidates, no matter who they are, no matter what office they're running for, no matter whether or not they're an incumbent, which means they're currently in that office and maybe they're running for re-election.

I don't care the situation. No matter what, if there's an election happening, we the public should be allowed to see every pair of candidates or every lineup of candidates have a public debate about the issues. Because it seems like all I'm seeing is a lot of name-calling and scary words being thrown around.

Nobody, nobody throwing out a platform. All right. It's just, oh, beware. Oh, they're gonna destroy everything. No, what are you gonna do to fix the problems that we all face here in Idaho? We'd like to know. Another thing that politicians can do is hold town hall meetings where they come out to the community, they run out a convention center, and the community can ask them questions directly to get to know the candidates.

This is a common thing. Pretty much all of the candidates running in Idaho are doing everything they can to avoid these debates in town halls. And again, I you can't really learn much about any of them because they don't have a platform. They're not putting any information out there, they're not talking to the public, they're they're just like trying to scare everybody. Ah, the communists are coming. Is anybody really worried about a communist takeover? It's not 1980, you know. We're not living in red dawn.

I'm sorry, it does it doesn't scare me. This is America. There's a lot of things people are worried about taking over that I'm like when you take a look around, this is still America.

What are you what are you talking about? But anyway, uh a lot of people in the comments on this video are like, oh, oh, poor old Jim Rish. Even East Idaho News says it appears Achilles ambushed the senator at the airport. I don't like that choice of words, East Idaho News. Ambushed. He walked up, shook the guy's hand, and then asked him for a debate. Not really an ambush.

Okay. And again, this was at a public 9-11 memorial event at the airport. He wasn't like hiding outside of the airport gate, waiting for the guy to show up.

Tons of people were there. I I don't care what side you're on. If I saw a candidate walk up and go, hey, let's have a debate to another candidate. I wouldn't immediately jump to the defense. Oh, he's picking on him. Oh give me a break.

Oh, he was ambushed. You're a public figure, okay. Is that what I get to call it anytime somebody comes and says hello to me at the grocery store? I got ambushed by a listener at the grocery store.

Oh, call security. Oh, they came up and shook my hand. I get people asking me if they could call in and debate like politics with me on air. I'm like, nah, it'd be fun, but you know, people get too uptight about, I'm sure there's people getting uptight about this one, even though, like I'm saying, both sides should be required to hold a debate. If you're not gonna hold a debate, then I don't think you should be able to run for office.

I think you need to be able to stand up in front of a camera and talk to your constituents. You know, tell them what your plan is. Is that radical thinking? But they they just hide behind their you know political party and go, yeah, we uh I'll I'll get the votes no matter what, because people don't actually pay attention to uh what our policies and plans are. You know, that's why you've got a lot of people that are surprised by a lot of things that are happening in the world today. They're like, this isn't what I voted for.

And it's like, well, no, you did. You just didn't read the platform, because most people don't research candidates. And it doesn't make it any easier when these turds won't come out and talk to each other. I don't care what side you're on.

If you were a you know refusing to or afraid to debate your opponent, you probably shouldn't be running. So both sides get it together, all right. We got enough problems in the world. You can at least make elections a little bit easier for those of us who want to, you know, cast a meaningful vote. And yeah, trust me, the politicians don't need you in the comments to stick up for them.

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It's Victor Wilt. Welcome to the program. I've always wondered why people would go camping in Arizona. Like, I really like Arizona. And if you're into wintertime camping, I bet it's a good place to go weather wise, but there's critters out there. They they've got horrific creatures out in that desert. Can you imagine being in a tent in the Arizona desert?

Horrifying. We're talking tarantulas, scorpions, and rattlesnakes. And you would think that this guy, after the first time he got bit by a rattlesnake camping in Arizona, would be like, hey, maybe I'm not gonna go camping anymore. Well, apparently one rattlesnake bite wasn't enough.

Nor was two, nor was three. And as far as I know, he's still gonna go camping after surviving his fourth rattlesnake bite. And this guy wasn't sleeping in a tent. This guy had a camper. You know, I could understand slightly more going camping in the Arizona Desert if he had a camper, but snakes can get into places through very small cracks. Jade has found rattlesnakes up in the transmitter building, and it's like, how did they get in there?

Nobody knows, but they're in there. Oh, camping in Arizona. Yeah, I mean, I don't even want to go outside at nighttime in Arizona with all the creatures just running running wild. So anyway, thankfully this guy's okay. They managed to uh get authorities out to the guy's website, and so they uh had to fly him out of there, and he's all like puking and convulsing. He said it felt like there was acid pouring down his leg. This is the fourth time he's been bit by a rattlesnake. Uh, he's still on a long road to recovery, even more than a month after the bite, and he's like, yo, my leg's on fire, it's killing me right now.

It's been a month, it sucks. But he says, I'm not gonna let this slow me down anytime soon. Fourth time in four years, he's been attacked by a rattlesnake, and he's still gonna go camping. He says, you know, what I really want to do is make make sure other people are aware of their surroundings when they're camping, hiking or outside with their children. Um yeah, you're you're gonna make them aware that it's a bad idea to go outside. You want to go camping?

I don't know. I don't I don't know where you need to go, around here. We we do have rattlesnakes, but the only time I've seen them is uh at the transmitters, and then when I was in the Arizona desert on a four-wheeler, and I saw a bunch of them, and ugh Give me give me the heebie jeebies. All right, I gotta find some freak news. I'll be back.

Oh, can we stop making existence so boring? Jeez, these poor kids. Um, the company Little Tyques, you know, they got all these iconic children's toys, little cars and wagons and tables and blah blah blah blah blah basketball hoops. If if you look up a picture of Little Tyke's toys, you will have seen these before. And generally, they're very fun. You know, they're like brightly colored, you know. It seems like the little car is like red and has the yellow roof. Well, since the modern look is as dull and boring as humanly possible, with everybody painting everything gray and tan and white, like oh, nothing disgusts me more than seeing a like a Victorian house that they've painted the entire inside white, and you know it used to have like wacky crazy wallpaper, some real character, now it's just as just boring white expanse. Well, Little Tyke's Toys has given a bunch of their different products a modern makeover with the Little Tyke's Cloud collection, which reimagines the brand's best selling classics in a sophisticated trend forward palette of soft neutrals designed to complement today's home. They forgot to say today's boring homes.

I'm surprised this picture here doesn't have live laugh love on the wall. Dude, Give your kids some toys with some color in them. If you were buying your kids toys based on how they'll look sitting around in your house, you need to get it together, all right. Kids are messy, they're gonna make a mess, and we don't need to be raising our kids in a boring, dull gray world. It's already bad enough that all the fast food restaurants have taken this route as well and gone with a sophisticated look.

It's like I'm trying to get a double cheeseburger, alright? You can go ahead and uh color the place up a little bit. It doesn't need to look like I'm heading into the the dentist's office or something.

I think my dentist's office is more uh exciting than this. Ugh. Gross.

Sorry. I'm I enjoy a lot of noise and color. Like, thankfully, my wife, Becca, she is just as weird as me.

And you know, when it comes to hanging up decorations around the house or putting up little figures, it's like, oh, that's weird. That's cool. Yeah.

So it's very nice not having to live in a live laugh love home. Oh, I'd go nuts. I couldn't handle it.

And I would never buy my kids these boring dull toys. Ugh. Alright, what else do we have here for freak news? Another good reason to get off the booze, everybody.

You know, when you're uh dealing with withdrawals and you're really craving a drink, you might get a little bit crazy. First class passenger accused of biting and kicking flight attendant after being denied alcohol. This is uh Christina, I don't know how to say your last name, but she's uh 37 years old, should know better than to bite and attack and kick a flight attendant.

Alright, was she already hammered? Oh, and then they had to make an unscheduled landing. So she ended up delaying every other passenger. Aw, people who make air travel irritating are just the worst.

Just the worst. So let's see. Was she already hammered?

Let's see. Oh, she'd already been served multiple drinks on the flight, and she became loud and aggressive when they uh said, sorry, you've had enough. Where was she flying to and from?

Let's. Oh, she was uh heading from Italy to New Jersey. I don't know how long that flight is.

I mean, how many drinks are acceptable on an airplane per hour? Like one. I don't know. I guess that's the test. You ask for more, they tell you no. Then you go, okay, okay, that's alright. And you stay calm. Then you wait, like, you know, 30 minutes and be like, hey, you know, come on, can I please just have another? Or even better, since they probably cost like 10 plus dollars per drink, like even worse than buying a drink at the bar.

Try to get off the booze. There you go. Then you don't have that problem. You can save tons of money. You're not gonna be uh getting the you know, the shakes while you're on the airplane unless you're just scared of flying, you're not gonna get aggressive and attack a flight attendant, get kicked off the plane.

Yeah, try to make air travel as good as you can for everyone. So sometimes I see a luxury item for sale, and I'm like, really? Like somebody really wants that? You really want to spend that kind of money on that? Rich people and their money, man.

They get a little bit weird. And I would have figured this was something from way back in the day, but it was actually I guess uh created, uh, put up for sale in 2009. Um What's the name of this vehicle? the Darts Prombron Monaco Red Diamond, and the article's all.

I know you must all remember the stories about this machine, which was said to be about 1.5 million dollars, the world's most expensive SUV at the time. Am I going to picture this thing here? Nope, that doesn't show a picture. I want to know what this thing looks like for 1.5 million dollars for an SUV.

Okay. So it looks like is it just painted gold or is it actually plated in gold? You'd hope for 1.5 million. It's plated in gold. It does look like a pretty fancy SUV. Would I pay 1.5 million for it? No. Well, maybe I would.

Maybe I would looking at some of the features. Yeah. So it's got uh gold plated bulletproof windows.

Because you know it's scary out there. Uh bulletproof wheels. Uh, it's got a tungsten exhaust and tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies. Ooh, look at me. No, those aren't the features that um really want to get me. You know, saving.

Investing in the stock market so I can build up my 1.5 million. The leather interior is made out of a very unique type of leather. Um the phrase is one that I know makes Jade uncomfortable if I say on the air, so we'll just say whale private parts. Uh Boy Whale Private Parts Leather Interior. Whale whale junk leather interior. You want to be cruising down the road, and that's what you're sitting on? You're sitting on uh yeah, a seat made out of whale private parts. You gotta be kidding me. Now I'm wondering, like, is that like really nice leather? Gross.

Sorry. Come check out my vehicle. Dude, these seats are so comfy.

What are they made out of? Well, literally, well, well. Oh, whale skin.

Well, part of its skin. Jeez. Oh, and it also came with three bottles of the world's most expensive vodka. Perfect thing to sell with a vehicle. Jeez.

Um, is it still available for sale? Oh, man, now they're showing a picture of a bar where all the bar stools are made out of the same thing. Um, come have a seat at the bar here. And it's nautical themed bar.

It just seems in bad taste. You know what every guy who got that vehicle named it, right? Moby Blank. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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