The Viktor Wilt Show

What up, people? It's the Viktor Wilt. It's Thursday. Doing pretty good this morning. Haven't quite got my sleep schedule back on track yet, but I don't know.

I, at least, right at this second, feel like I'm doing a little better than the last couple days. So, hopefully, today's show doesn't suck, you know, any worse than than usual. Did get some, good news in an email last night. Can't tell you about it. You'll hear about it eventually, but I was like, oh.

Alright. That's cool. Nice. Yeah. I I would imagine you'll be excited.

It's all I can say for now. Okay. Let's look at some online content. They say even when pizza is bad, it's still pretty good. What food is the opposite and has the widest swing between good and bad?

Yeah. I mean, have you ever had bad pizza? I'm really trying to think on this one. I mean, bad pizza where you're like, and you throw it away. I can't think of any I mean, even the cheapest pizza available, like Totino's, it's still good.

You know, it's not like the greatest pizza of all time, but it's just fine. Right? Who doesn't like Totino's? Well, let's see, what food's the opposite here according to the Internet? Watermelon?

Some are amazing and some have no flavor at all. Yeah. I think that, melons in general can be either really good or just garbage, especially those honeydew melons, the green ones. Like, I'd say nine times out of 10, it sucks. Yeah?

Every once in a while, you'll get one that's perfectly ripe, and you're like, man, this is good. I like this. Then you buy it again. You're like, Why did I buy this garbage honeydew melon? Sucks.

Alright. What else do we have here? Trying to work up an appetite this morning. Let's see. Every seafood.

Yeah. I I can see that. Like, there have been a number of times that I bought lobster at the grocery store. It's not hard to cook. K?

It's not difficult, but I've had really good lobster, and I've had, like, throw it away terrible lobster. And some of it, I paid a lot of money for. Yeah. It's very frustrating. Like, I gotta throw this, you know, entire batch of lobster away or at least five out of six, you know, tails here.

This sucks. Yeah. Fish is kind of the same way. Sometimes fish can be great. Other times, not so good.

What else do we got here? Oh, somebody said fish. Apples? Well, there's so many different kinds. I think if you stick to the the right type of apple, it it generally gonna be pretty good.

I like those cosmic crisp. Those are pretty good, and, you know, as long as you pick them out yourself and they're not filled with bugs, should be fine unless you're into bugs and, you know, more power to you. Okay. Coffee. Bad coffee is bitter, and you'd instantly like you'd instantly poured battery acid in your stomach where good coffee is smooth, flavorful.

You can drink it plain black with no issue. I'll admit, I do not have the, you know, palate, the, educated palate to distinguish good coffee and bad coffee. I I just don't. Unless it's flavored like hazelnut or something, it all generally tastes pretty similar to me. And you know what kind of coffee I drink?

Garbage. Just do it for the caffeine pound down an instant coffee shooter call it good nachos now wait this person says they can be absolutely amazing or a flavorless soggy mass of chips and cheese food I guess that's why if I'm if I'm gonna do nachos, I prefer to dip the chips. You know? If you have a giant plate and you pour liquid cheese all over it, they they will end up soggy. Right?

And that's that's not great. I mean, it's still I I don't think I'd say it's bad, though. I think nachos are like pizza where even crappy nachos are gonna be pretty good. Brussels sprouts, boiled or steamed, they're disgusting. Roasted or amaze well, yeah.

I mean, any vegetable is better roasted. Right? Can you think of any vegetable that wouldn't be better roasted than, like, boiled? I I can't. You ever tried roasted, like, broccoli and carrots and stuff?

It it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's better than boiled or steamed. But I don't think brussels sprouts are, disgusting boiled or steamed, but they are definitely better roasted. Alright.

Steak. Now steak. Yeah. That you end up with a, a cruddy a cruddy slice of steak. Yeah.

A cruddy cut of meat. It it can definitely be bad even if you cook it perfect. Yeah. That's fair. That's fair.

Spinach. Put it in a can. It's hot garbage. Eat fresh, and it's divine. Totally agree.

Spinach out of the can sucks. I don't that's just my personal opinion. I know a lot of people like it, but okay. That thinking about spinach in a can killed my appetite for this morning. Great.

It it probably is great. I need to be eating less. Gotta work off that that winter weight. I'm beefed up. Ugh.

Let's talk a little bit about scams. I just had a scam come my way. You know, I look around a lot online at guitars. Jeez. I don't know why that was hard to say.

Anyway, I check out Guitars Online quite a bit because I play guitar and, you can never have enough guitars. Right? Well, I was looking at some Facebook Reels and this one pops up three Ibanez guitars. And I'm watching the video, and it's like, alright. Then there's no way this is legit.

And this is how people get get fooled. You start looking at the comments and you've got a whole bunch of people going, yeah. I got my guitar. Check it out. Here's a picture.

And I can't imagine how many people are signing up and spending $10 shipping and handling at minimum. I mean, who knows what they actually charge your card if you give them your information. But, yeah. All you gotta do is pay $10 shipping and you'll get a brand new Ibanez guitar. Here's what you need to do if you stumble across something that seems like it could be too good to be true.

You go to this website called Google, and you punch in, say, free Ibanez guitars, And then you'll likely end up getting routed to the official Ibanez Facebook page where they go, hey. Warning to all of our fans. There's some scams going on, and they describe the video that I just saw. There's a scam for everybody. I mean, we hear about old people getting scammed all the time.

You know, some celebrity messages them. Hey. I'm in love with you. Send me some money. And then they do.

And then they're just heartbroken and crushed to find out that Brad Pitt wasn't in love with them. It was a scammer. Anytime something seems too good to be true, you should always double check. K? Yeah.

Somebody messages you. Hey. I think you're pretty pretty hot. You wanna go on a date? Hey.

I think your profile was hacked. I need to, verify this by you, well, Eddie Moore, you probably couldn't even rely on somebody sending you a, a video message because the AI has gotten so good. You could probably get scammed that way. You gotta, like, meet up with people in person. Free Ibanez guitar.

Alright. Cool. Let's meet at the mall. And then they show up and hand you the guitar and you're like, oh, oh, okay. Here's the $10 for delivery.

Yeah. Don't just send your card information or personal information out to people. You might end up having a really bad time. Mhmm. Alright.

Let's dive into some celebrity news. I don't do this very often, but it's a light content day. So to TMZ, we go to see what's been going on. Haley Joel Osmond arrested for public intoxication at a California ski resort. Now how wasted d f to be to get arrested at a ski resort?

And, unfortunately, the article doesn't appear to say, you know, much about the situation. Was he on the slopes and he just kept eating it, or was he at the lodge just ranting and raving? I don't know. Unfortunately, they don't give the details, but he was arrested for being intoxicated at about 2PM and, also had some type of controlled substance which they have not determined what it is. Alright.

Well, hell, I was I was hoping that guy was doing good. You know, he popped up in the boys. That was pretty fun seeing him pop up in that show. You know, I don't think he'd done much for a long time, but what else do we have going on in the world of celebrity news? Okay.

What what a weird website TMZ is. Here's 45 hot shots of Bernice Burgos for her birthday. Just post a bunch of pictures of this woman in a bikini. Happy birthday. Jeez.

All right. What what else do we have here? Fyre Festival two on pause. Oh, that's so surprising. Fyre Fest has been postponed.

If you've never watched the documentary about the original Fyre Fest, there there's actually multiple documentaries, I think. Any of them. Just check any of them out when they announced there was going to be a Fyre Festival too. Like, okay. How how bad's that going to go?

I mean, they only announced this, like, what, the week before I went on vacation? Yeah. Well, apparently, they're they're blaming the, Mexican government saying that they, took their money and are now not giving them the necessary permits. I mean, if you bought a ticket to Fyre Festival I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. Yeah.

After what happened at the last one, if you bought a ticket upon announcement of this event, you really shouldn't be surprised whatsoever if your money is is just gone. Yeah. Yeah. Just go to local shows. K?

Or go to shows with a good track record. Alright. There are a number of festivals with bad track records. You don't buy tickets till maybe day up. And you go, alright.

It looks like it's actually happening. Alright. Anything else here? TMZ is, again, a weird website because they've got Florida man videos and stuff like that. I don't know what that has to do with the entertainment world other than, you know, desperate radio shows like myself looking for content to talk about.

Yeah. Nothing too exciting going on in the, celebrity world. Oh, well, that's lame. Figured I'd give it a go, but not nothing interesting. Anyway, I guess we'll take a little break, and we'll get back with some freak news here in just a few.

Hang on. If you're a Beatles fan, I'm sure you've got on your bucket list, perhaps seeing famous Beatles locations if you ever visit The UK, you know, like Abbey Road, for example. Now if you've ever seen the cover of the Abbey Road album, it's the Beatles walking across the street. K. It's all it is.

And in real life, if you go there, that's all it is. What is my phone doing? Why is it going up? Siri was, like, going wild or something. I didn't even think I had that activated.

Would you like to go to Abbey Road? Anyway, apparently, a number of people post negative reviews on Tripadvisor after visiting Abbey Road. Disappointment doesn't even cover it. On reflection, I think I may have been expecting too much. What are you going to expect aside from a crosswalk?

I mean, that that's it. It's just a road. And then to go leave a negative review because there aren't, I don't know, people slinging merch. Yeah. This one person was talking about cheap t shirts and merchandise.

Yeah, I have a feeling that, you know, those who own all of those Beatles copyrights probably don't want a bunch of, you know, black market swag being sold on the corner right there near Abbey Road. Uh-huh. Another upset Beatles fan shared, there's nothing to see. I'm a massive Beatles fan, but there is really nothing to see here. Well, yeah.

It's crosswalk, dude. I still think it would be cool. I'd be like, this is the crosswalk. How cool is this? And you take that picture, you know, you have a friend take a picture of you walking across the road.

Okay. Anyway. Let's talk about a US town forming a human chain to move 9,100 books one by one. A small Michigan community banded together to help a beloved local bookstore move its stock to a new storefront. K.

9,100 books sounds like a lot. K. It sounds like a lot of books. It's not. K?

I learned this when I was traveling from here to Bellingham, Washington to move my daughter. And somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, Montana, there was a sign. Well, actually, there were numerous signs, big billboards. Bookstore used books. Over 100,000 books.

I'm like, wow. That's a lot of books. This place is gonna be huge. That's crazy that there's a massive bookstore like that out in the middle of nowhere here. You pull into this little Podunk town, whatever it was, and this was not a big bookstore.

K? How many books are in an average Barnes and Noble? How many books in an average Barnes and Noble? Around a hundred thousand. Around a hundred thousand unique book titles.

So, okay. They may have, like, 10 copies or more of a specific book. Yeah. 9,000 books is not very many. I mean, I I don't know how many books I have at my house.

I've never, counted them. I I have to have at least a thousand. I I don't know. Maybe I should count them one of these days. But, anyway, it seems like it'd be more efficient to me to just load up a bunch of boxes and have people, carry them over.

You know? But I guess this was a fun way to make the news. Have everybody in a big line. 300 people in a big line just handing one book at a time one by one to each other. You know?

Okay. It's a fun community activity but still not efficient. Alright? But good for them. Good for them.

Way to help out. Way to help out. And, you know, this story, I haven't even read it, but, oh, well, yeah, now they're requiring me to, register to read the rest. I don't need to. All I need to know is that burglars tunneled through a concrete wall to gain access to an LA jewelry store and made off with at least $10,000,000 worth of watches, pendants, gold chains, and other merchandise.

When's the last time we saw a good old fashioned go through the wall jewelry heist? That doesn't happen very often anymore. And I'm I'm not saying I approve of these things by by any means. K? Stealing is wrong.

Theft is wrong. But I I don't know. There's something to this story that I just went, alright. You know? Some good old fashioned crime.

I don't know. I guess I'm just a fan of, you know, the Shawshank Redemption, which is not really a, a heist movie, but it does involve a tunnel. But heist movies in general, they can be pretty fun. You know? Not saying that it's good, but yeah.

Chiseled through the concrete. Hey. You know, try to not ruin the beer cooler for people. Alright. For others.

Now I've been doing my best to, you know, keep the drinking to a minimum. You know, try to be responsible about it. Special occasions only. So if I was like, alright. I'm gonna finally go get some quality, you know, IPA.

You walk into the beer cave, and then it just smells like a dookie in there. Oh, come on. Come on. So, yeah, where was this? This was in, Pennsylvania, Hanover, Pennsylvania at a place called Royal Farms.

Alright. Now I'm looking at a picture of it. Looks like an average I I mean, it could be a gas station, convenience store. They got weird names back east for their, convenience stores. Like, what was the name of the one that, I went to in Connecticut?

Ended up popping up in the last of us TV show. It it was Cumberland Farms or something like that, And it's just a gas station. Well, okay. Anyway, I I just think these are weird names for gas stations. Royal Farms, woman walked into the beer cave, pushed some cases of beverages back onto the shelf.

That's what it says. Oh, push them back on, not onto. Push them back on the shelf and then, yeah, just, you know, number two'd on the floor, and the shelves. That's gross. Alright.

Now because people are shoplifters, when you have a walk in beer cave, obviously, there's cameras in there. So, you know, she's in jail. For open lewdness, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct that created a hazardous and physically offensive condition. Let's see. Did about $80 worth of damage.

I'm guessing that, some of those cases of beer, they just had to throw them out. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? When, like, Winco will have that shopping cart full of stray cans and then near the front corner of the store. What happened to the boxes that these came in? Winco has a little walk in beer cave.

Don't do that at Winco. No good. No. Anyway, might be the excuse you need to stay out of the beer cave. I mean, I've been in many of them and never encountered something like that but sadly, there's a first for everything.

Maybe, I'll, you know, count myself lucky and just try to not go in there next time I encounter one. Oh, it is time. Time to see if caller number 20 can correctly identify the Kay Bear one zero one secret sound powered by the Advocate's injury attorneys and win $201. Alright. Let's go to the phone, see if we can get a winner.

I wanna give away some cash. K Bear, you're caller number 19. Oh, crap. Sorry, man. Good luck on the next one.

Alright. Thank you. Bye. Bye. K Bear, how's it going?

Hey. What's up, boss? Oh, Stuart. I'm just, you know, answering call after call till I get to caller number 20, and I just did right now with you. Alright.

Alright, Stuart. I'm gonna go ahead and play this secret sound for you one more time. Listen closely. Alright, Stewart. For $201, what's the secret sound?

Taking something out of your wallet. Taking something out of your wallet. It's a pretty good guess. Alright. Well, let's go ahead and ask Jade.

Jade, for $201, is the secret sound pulling something out of your wallet? No. Ah, sorry, Stewart. Not pulling something out of your wallet. Gonna have to Oh, darn it.

Gonna have to chuck another $25 in there, bring it up to $2.26 for later on today. Make sure to try again. But who's your favorite radio station, man? Hey, Barry. You know this.

So I mentioned earlier that, you know, I look at guitars online all the time. I don't know why to make myself crazy. Like, oh, I wanna buy that. Not gonna. I don't have the money, but it's fun to look at.

Wouldn't it be cool if I had that? Well, a friend recently was telling me about this group on Facebook and let me pull it up here. I just had it up and now, of course, pops into my head to talk about this and it goes away. It was called chips and owners united or unlimited, I should say. I don't know how to read.

Okay. So this is a Facebook group where people show off their, fake guitars. Now what is a fake guitar? Because these are real guitars. Like, you can play them.

But they're they're knockoffs. They're fraudulent. They say Gibson on them, but they're not really. I didn't know that the, counterfeit guitar market was so huge. It's a massive industry.

And now I'm just getting pummeled by these, like, all these posts, and this is not what I need to see because one, it's it it it's ethical ethically wrong, right, to buy a counterfeit guitar, but the price is right. I I don't even have enough money for a $200 counterfeit guitar right now, so ain't gonna be picking one up. But there are some you know, you go to some of these, websites where you can buy cheap goods. There's some really cool looking fake guitars out there. And when you compare them to the normal price now, obviously, you're not gonna get the same quality of a guitar.

But the people in these groups, they're like, yeah. You know, I adjusted this and that, swapped out the pickups, put in some new tuning knobs. Things great. I don't know where I stand on this. I mean, it it it again is ethically wrong.

Could you get, arrested for having a counterfeit guitar? I discovered a little bit more about this by that post earlier that, popped up on my feed offering free Ibanez guitars. Yeah. Every major guitar brand, there's a major industry of just, you know, straight up fake models that, people just churn out and sell for dirt cheap. You'd know though.

You'd know. You'd be like, well, okay. I've got it. Check out my awesome Gibson Les Paul. You'd know it's not a real Gibson Les Paul, though.

You know? You're probably better off just buying an an Epiphone. Right? And, honestly, I've played some really nice Epiphones. It's kinda like with, LTD and DSP.

LTD guitars, you know, the higher end ones, they're they're just amazing. I can't imagine that the price difference to get an actual ESP branded guitar is really worth it. Just kinda like a high end Epiphone. Is it really worth it to pay two or three times the amount for basically the same guitar and have it Gibson branded? What?

It's gonna have a nicer paint job, nicer finish? I don't know. I mean, they use a lot of the same components. Anyway, I'm not trying to encourage you to buy counterfeit guitars. K?

I'm just kind of blown away by how much counterfeit guitar stuff is just running wild online. It's really crazy. Well, I I was looking at the storefronts just going, man. Should I dump another $200 on my credit card? And I mean, it could be a guitar that I just take to a show and get signed.

Right? Hang it on the wall. It It doesn't have to, you know, play good. Just has to look good. $200 decoration, that ain't bad.

Where it's a guitar. Might be able to sell it down the line, find some idiot, be like, hey. You wanna buy this Gibson Les Paul? I'll sell it to you for a grand. Oh, then you're just as bad as the people making them.

That's terrible. I condone none of this. K? This is just what the algorithm is feeding me at the moment. It's a good day.

Haven't seen Jade yet. Hasn't been in to bother me and tell me to do more work and blah blah blah blah blah. Hey. I know you're busy, but let me add this to the plate. It's playing Jade.

I know your eavesdropping. Should be listening to some of the other shows around. You know, you don't need to see what I'm up to. You know I don't cause trouble. You know I deliver compelling, quality content.

Grade a. Alright. I was just reading that Twitter is getting rid of DMs. Is this true or is it just speculation? Let's go to Google.

I'm teaching you right now. How to verify news stories. K? This popped up on social media that, you know, Twitter was getting rid of DMs. Now we go to Google and you find out well Twitter is shutting down DMs but they're replacing them with X chat.

Ah. I mean I don't use Twitter anyway. Every once in a while, I'll pop on there for, you know, some, you know, direct purpose but not very fun to scroll it anymore. I don't know. Unless you enjoy endless negativity.

I mean, Facebook's almost just as bad, but, yeah, the entire DMs will be gone soon, and they're changing it to something called x chat. I I don't know what that's supposed to mean. But if your DMs on Twitter look like the k Bear DMs, it it's all spam and, like, bots, fake accounts, things like that. So it's completely useless. You know?

And that is a problem on Facebook as well. I just don't know what the difference is gonna be. I mean, are they just changing the name? Kinda like how they changed the name of Twitter x, but everybody still just calls it Twitter. You know?

Nobody cares. You still go to twitter.com to get there. Anyway, they're probably gonna implement a separate app. Right? Because one's not enough.

You know how Facebook has business suite and the messenger app and then, you know, extensions of Facebook like threads and Instagram. You need 10 apps to use our service. Here you go. That's probably all all that they're doing is getting rid of the DMs within the actual Twitter app and creating a separate app that you have to use if you wanna send messages. What?

Do you think that's not a reasonable thought? I mean all social media platforms tend to follow a certain pattern that being making the service more and more annoying to use and more and more useless week by week, year by year. So you know based on some of the changes that have been made to Twitter over the last many years, it wouldn't surprise me at all that they'd do something dumb that just annoys their user base. I mean, look what happened with Myspace back in the day. Still my all time favorite social media platform and they ruined it.

They butchered it and ruined it, you know, trying to fix something that wasn't broken. Anyway, just letting you Twitter users know. I don't know how many Twitter users we have listening. Twitter's never seemed to be a very popular platform in this region, but, you know, maybe I'm just not in the right circle, I guess. Anyway, just a just a heads up.

There's your technology, entertainment news on the Victor Will channel. Let's hear another dong. Yeah. Secret sound time. $226 on the line with the Kay Bear one zero one secondret sound powered by the Advocate's Injury Attorneys.

Let's go to the phone, see if we can get a winner, and I guess we'll start with caller number 19. You okay, Bear? You're caller number 19. Cool. I didn't wanna be 20 anyway.

Glad I could make your day. Awesome. Alright. Enjoy the rest of it. Cool.

See you. K Bear, what's happening? Caller number 20. Nice. Nice.

Who's this? Dustin. Dustin. Alright, Dustin. I got $226 with your name on it.

If you can tell me what this sound right here is. Alright, Dustin. For all the dough from KhabAir and the Advocates injury attorneys, what is the secret sound? Is it opening a mailing package? Opening a mailing package.

It's a pretty good guess. Pretty good guess. Let's ask Brad Royal. Brad, is the secret sound opening a mailing package? No.

Sorry, man. Sorry. But that was a good guess. I'll add it to our list of incorrect guesses, chuck in another $25 for the next round, and good luck on that next round, man. Who's your favorite station?

K Bear one zero one. Gonna break a radio rule. Would it make you mad if I had come out of that break and said, that was Incubus Stellar? I don't think any listener on the planet would care. I mean, even if you're like, duh, we know that.

It's so weird. I was sitting here reading a post from crappy radio jock on Instagram talking about the top 40 radio format and basically how programmers are stupid, saying a lot of the same things that I say all the time about ignoring what people are actually listening to, radio being way behind the times. But, there have been just a number of posts recently. Like the one I talked about yesterday with song requests. You know, radio DJ shouldn't be encouraging listeners to call and request songs.

Radio DJ shouldn't say the name of songs that listeners already know what they are. Just get to the entertainment. I I just don't think that anybody actually cares. Maybe it's useless to say it. Yeah.

Incubus is stellar. Maybe it's useless, but also who cares? Why overthink it? If if you heard me say the name of a song, would that make you tune out? I think the sound of my voice alone would make people tune out.

Not necessarily what I have to say. So I I don't know. It's just so funny. So funny. The way that people try to, you know, scientifically break down this stupid business that really it amounts to nothing more as far as doing a show than playing music and and yapping, you know?

Do a little bit of yapping. Even if you have nothing to say like me right now, I didn't say anything important this break that you haven't heard me say a million times, but this is what's currently pummeling me on, social media, radio stuff. Earlier, it was, counterfeit guitars. Yeah. And now I'm not getting that.

Now I'm getting, radio drivel. So I'll I'll try to find something better. K? I mean, there was a story. Hang on.

Let me see if, I close the tab out here. There was a kinda gross story about somebody getting puked on on an airplane. I mean, that's really the story. Right? Do do I need the details?

Maybe you've got a little bit of vacation coming up. You're gonna do some traveling. I hope you don't get puked on. No? Sitting in your seat.

Next thing you know from behind, somebody just vomits on the back of your head. You make it to Cabo or whatever and get in that cab to go to your resort, and they're like, somebody smells like puke. Somebody stinks. First thing you gotta do when you get there, change your clothes, do laundry, take a shower, wash somebody's, you know, airplane vomit out of your hair. It's gross.

You know, it just wouldn't be fun. So that did they take away the puke bags on the airplane? Last time I was on a plane, I don't think I saw the puke bags. I've never seen anyone actually use a puke bag, but they used to have them in the planes. If they took them out to save, you know, a few dollars or whatever, we got people getting puked on while they fly.

Alright? We need to bring back the puke bags. K? Even if they weren't used very often where people would decide, well, I'm gonna save this half of a Biscoff cookie and a couple pretzels, put them in the puke bag and take it with me. You know, minus the puke, of course.

It's still they couldn't cost that much money. You know? You could even just get, I don't know, grocery bags. You know, just make sure they don't have holes in them. They might not be as durable as the paper bag with the, you know, some kind of plastic lining on the inside.

But, you know, a good quality, you know, gallon ziplock bag. What about that for airplane puke bag? You can get a box of, like, a hundred of them for a few bucks. Alright? People shouldn't have to worry about getting puked on on an airplane.

K? If you had a ziplock bag that's bigger than, you know, the gallon size freezer bag, that's bigger than the puke bags they used to have on the plane. You you know, if you this woman was projectile vomited on on the back of her head. You could put the the gallon bag over, like, your whole face. And so if you you can't help but puke forward, you could create a seal.

You pull the bag up tight under your chin and tight back against your face and you create a seal. You know, you gotta be careful that the bag, you know, it's a lot to think about. You gotta squeeze the air out because if it if the bag is inflated, then you might have basically a puke balloon that's gonna explode and that would be worse than just a direct line of projectile vomit to the back of the person's head in front of you. But if it with proper execution, you could puke forward into the ziplock bag and you're gonna end up not making a very big mess except perhaps on your own face. And then you just ask to borrow one of the, you know, those cruddy blankets they have on the airplane.

They're soft, but they're they're like baby size. Right? Nobody would buy one for relaxing at home. You used to use that to wipe the little bits of the extra puke out of your beard, and then you zip the ziplock bag up, and then you push the, you know, attendant button and, you know, the flight attendant will come over and take your your ziplock puke bag from you. K.

So, I don't know if TSA allows you to bring a gallon empty ziplock bag. I would assume as long as you don't put a little bit of water in it, you'll be okay. You explain to them, I I'm just concerned. I might puke on the person in front of me, and they should let the bag slide. But, again, you never know with TSA, so check with your airline prior to travel, before just assuming you can go ahead and do that.

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