#0175 - Gas Pump Myths and Horse-Drawn Beatdowns
This episode was a whirlwind of chaos, starting with an unplanned deep dive into Wes Scantlin’s latest misadventure—because, surprise, the Puddle of Mudd frontman still can’t get his life together. Then came a reluctant existential crisis over sweeping and mopping (why does it feel like an Olympic event?), before launching into a full-blown crime thriller about the U.S. coffee black market. Yes, you heard right—coffee is being stolen by the truckload, like some caffeine-fueled "Fast & Furious" plot twist.
Then, the host faced the ultimate dilemma: Should he even bother filling out a March Madness bracket when he knows less about basketball than a squirrel does about quantum physics? This led to a PSA on online gambling, because nothing says "good financial decisions" like betting your rent money from the comfort of a dark, depressing room.
And just when things seemed normal—BAM!—octopus attack. A snorkeler got straight-up strangled by a vengeful sea creature after poking it with a stick (because obviously it fought back). The Daily Star even provided tips on how to survive an octopus assault, which, let’s be honest, should not be something we need instructions for.
From there, we detoured into elderly mosh pit survival strategies (spoiler: walking backward is apparently the secret to not eating pavement), then spiraled into an unhinged debate over whether pumping gas at dawn actually saves you money. A call-in guest claimed MythBusters debunked it, but let’s face it—nobody trusts gas station science.
Then came karaoke night madness, featuring a Florida man pulling a gun because the karaoke machine was broken. If that wasn’t enough Florida energy, there was also a horse-drawn revenge beating, where an Irish carriage driver literally caned two tourists for trying to skip out on the fare. Pay. Crack. Pay. Crack.
Closing out the madness? The mandatory Florida Mugshot Of The Week™: a guy arrested for arguing—while wearing a shirt that said "I NEVER ARGUE". Perfect. Throw in a debate about Red Dead Redemption 2 strategy, a Comic-Con that apparently smells like unwashed nerd despair, and a plea for the general public to take more showers, and you’ve got one of the most beautifully deranged episodes ever recorded.
And that, my friends, is your recap.
(0:00) Wes Scantlin of Puddle Of Mudd arrested for domestic violence
(2:03) Coffee theft on the rise in the U.S.
(4:36) Josh from Classy wants me to fill out a NCAA bracket
(8:01) Snorkeler attacked by octopus
(10:40) Walking backward is good for old people, gas pumping expert gives tips, social media causes delusions
(20:06) Getting old sucks with Jade and Peaches
(23:23) American tourist whipped by carriage driver after trying to avoid paying
(25:34) Man wearing "I Don't Argue" shirt arrested after argument
(27:25) I am the Red Dead King
(29:13) Idaho Comic Con discussion
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