The Viktor Wilt Show

Happy Halloween. What's up? It's Victor Wilt, and let's talk about scary stuff. Scary Halloween decorations. I don't know, I just saw this article from the New York Times. "Has Halloween Decorations Become Too Scary?" Oh, come on now. Settle down a little bit. It's Halloween, it's supposed to be a little bit scary. Oh, jeez. Now, it's not even gonna let me read the article. No, I am not gonna create a free account, New York Times. I can see the imagery you're posting of zombies and, yeah, uh, like, I don't know, brutal, uh, chopped up body parts and stuff. It's Halloween. It's supposed to be, uh, you know, a little bit unsettling. And honestly, no matter how minimal your scariness is, it's gonna scare somebody. I was at a, uh, trunk or treat yesterday, and I had this like rabbit skull mask. [laughs] And boy, got to tell you, little babies did not like that mask. Not at all. Only made a- a few babies cry. You know, but I, I took the mask off and they're like, "Look." And then they started crying more when they saw my real face. [laughs] I don't know what- what's wrong with my face. I was telling Becca that, you know, years ago, we used to do trick or treat street, and one time I showed up to it, you know, we were giving out candy, and I didn't have a costume but I found this just kind of crappy, messy, brown wig in the K-Bear van. So, I threw that wig on. Kids would see me and just start bawling. I didn't even have a- a mask on. Just my regular face, just terrifying the children. Like if you g-... Am I that ugly? Come on now.

Trying to think, was that before I had braces? Maybe it was the teeth. [laughs] Maybe it was my crooked teeth. They're like, "He's a monster! He's a monster! He's so scary." [laughs] So anyhow, we're getting our Halloween festivities rolling around here. We've got, uh, nothing but Halloween tracks today thanks to our friends at Juicity Vapor. I got a costume sitting here with me in the studio. I'm, I'm trying to work up the motivation to put it on. I- it's- it's just a little bit weird to dress up as a, you know, hideous rocker chick at work. It's a different, y- you know, just

on a normal day [laughs] at home. [laughs] Not really. But I did wear it out on the town, I do- I don't know, what was it? Uh, a couple weeks ago, and, um, it w- it was pretty funny. People got a good laugh, so... I'm sure at some point I'll get motivated enough to, uh, put it on and we'll get some photos. Got a costume contest going on at work. Looking forward to seeing what everybody dresses up like. I don't think I'm gonna win no costume contest, but it- it'd be nice if I did. [laughs] 'Cause they have prizes. Yeah. And I need prizes. All right, we're gonna be back with some more scary music. Hopefully not too scary like the Halloween decorations that have gotten too scary. I wish that I w- was rich 'cause we went to, uh, Spirit Halloween, you know, a couple weeks ago, and they have so much just awesome stuff. If I... I'd just buy my regular year-round decorations, there'd be, you know, people ripped in half hanging from my living room ceiling. Stuff's expensive. I don't have the dough for it, but... All right.

I'll be back in a minute, okay? Happy Halloween. [laughs] It's Halloween music all day. Thanks to our friends at Juicity Vapor, K-Bear's rocking Halloween. Alice Cooper right there. This house is haunted.

All right. As I sit here, still trying to get myself somewhat motivated to put on my ridiculous, uh, hideous rocker chick Halloween costume, I was reading the dos and don'ts of celebrating Halloween at work according to Axios Salt Lake City. All right, let's check it out. Yeah, you know, you don't want to get yourself in trouble

celebrating Halloween on the job. So, I would imagine, you know, what kind of costume you can get away with wearing probably depends where you work. I don't really know what the line is here. I mean, mine, I got, uh, you know, spiderweb fishnets. Whoo! [laughs] All right. So, what- what they say is... Here's the dos and don'ts. "Do keep your costume work-appropriate, family-friendly, and dress code-compliant." All right.

Now, to me, dressing up as a hideous rocker chick, that's just fine. But I don't know. What if that's bothersome to somebody? Well, somebody gets all upset. You know, I didn't shave the beard off or anything, so I'd be a, a bearded lady today. I mean, the beard's s- you know, still kind of thin from when I did shave it off a couple weeks ago, but,

m- I don't know. "Consider your job duties and safety mandates while planning your costume." All right, I could still do all my, my job duties, pretty sure. "Bring a change of clothes and makeup remover in case you're asked to change or [laughs] join in an important meeting." I sure hope we don't have any important meetings planned today.But I am dressed in my r- uh, regular clothes right now, so I'm fine there. Uh, don't wear costumes that are suggestive, graphic, or offensive. Well, I don't know, depending on who you are.

Like, 'cause it might, could be a little suggestive. [laughs] Don't bring real or fake weapons. Yeah, don't do it. Now, uh, not even fake ones. I, I don't know, I guess it, again, depends on where you work and if you're, you're driving the school bus, probably a bad idea. And don't shame others for not participating or dressing up. Yeah, y- you hear that, Peaches? If I'm not brave enough to put on this costume, I don't want to hear about it. Don't shame. Don't shame. Yeah, I guess a lot of people plan to celebrate Halloween at work. Uh, about 73% of those polled by Axios Salt Lake City said they're gonna wear a costume at work, and 91% said their office plans to celebrate the holiday. That's, that's good to hear that people are having some fun. Um, just, you know, be careful. [laughs] Could lead to some awkward moments at work. Don't harass other employees. One of these people polled was like, "Yeah, somebody made unwanted advances at me 'cause I wore a lifeguard outfit that showed my arms." Eh, showing your arms in Salt Lake, it's kind of wild, kind of crazy. So just keep that in mind everybody. Now, be good to your fellow coworkers. [energetic music] I hope everything's going great so far for your Halloween morning, and I hope you're enjoying the tunes courtesy of Juicity Vapor. All right.

Just looking at some article here about candy. Gotta do some hacky candy breaks on the radio on Halloween. There's a new number one Halloween candy. You know what it is? And they're good. Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins. Those are delicious. I, I don't know what it is about Reese's, but I think I've gotta say that the nontraditional Reese's are my favorites. I mean, regular Reese's are definitely bomb, but like for some reason the pumpkins, they just taste better. I don't know if it's the chocolate to peanut butter ratio

or you know, like the big cups. I really, really like those Reese's big cups. The, the fudge-filled ones, the ones that have Reese's Pieces in 'em, the ones that have caramel in 'em. All of them just so good

and being demoted to number two, at least according to, uh, Kroger, Snickers fun size. Another bomb candy. I think I still gotta put Reese's ahead of Snickers even though Snickers is delicious. Then you got Twix coming in at number three. Crazy enough, classic Candy Corn at number four, and then Milky Way at number five. And you know, Milky Way is just pretty much what, uh, Snickers with no, uh, peanuts in it. I think that's what Milky Way is. I, uh, today's probably a good day to go get yourself some, some Halloween candy. There might be some pretty good discounts going on, at least according to some of these articles I was reading. Uh, discounts happening. Seems like Walgreens tends to mark things down on Halloween day, so... Oh, I mean, we, we don't have a, any candy around here. Don't come to the studio trick-or-treating, sorry. As far as I know, we don't have candy unless somebody brings some in, uh, when the rest of the office shows up at 8:00. I'm still trying to get myself, you know, pumped up enough to put my Halloween costume on. Josh and Chantel down the hall, uh, they've got a, uh, Charlie Brown thing going on. I don't know if they're done doing their costumes. I'll, I'll get some pictures. We should have a bunch of pictures from the building today

with our costume contest going on. I did untangle my, uh, spiderweb fishnets. [laughs] But, uh, I don't know. I don't know. I brought a stupid mask in case I'm just like, "Eh, I can't do it." We'll see. We'll see. And I'll try to find more Halloween-themed content for the show. We got Spooky Traffic School coming up at 8:45. That should be scary. You know, Lieutenant Crane from the Idaho State Police coming in to hang out, answer your questions about the law. Should be fun. All right. I'm gonna keep digging for content. I'll be right back. Happy Halloween. [energetic music] Halloween town. What's up? It's Victor Wilt. Happy Halloween. How you doing? I hope absolutely amazing. Okay, so while those last few songs were playing, I went in my office [laughs] turned it into my dressing room and, um,

I, I mean, I'm not fully dressed 'cause I'm feeling a little bit awkward. All right. I'm at work and it is the radio station, but still feeling a little bit awkward here. I went and put on, uh, my spiderweb fishnets

[laughs] and then, uh, threw on

my multi-layered, uh, skirt here.

And I, I gotta go get the opinion of, uh, the crew at Classy before the rest of the office shows up just to be like, "I- is this okay? Like, is this okay for work?" Because-[Spooky music playing] Again, being out on the town wandering around like this, you know, at a Halloween party, that's one thing. But I feel very awkward even just sitting in this studio by myself. And I haven't even put the wig on or any, or any of the other stuff. So yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just walk over there in my, uh, skirt and be like, "Josh, Chantel, what do you think?" It, I mean, it's not like some kind of miniskirt or something, you know? I, I'm covered up here, but I feel very strange. [laughs]

Uh, what do we got going on in the news here? Let's take a look. I thought that there was some website that was throwing out the old scare tactics about Halloween candies being laced with drugs and things like that. Isn't that an urban legend? I don't think that, uh, there have really been many instances of people ending up poisoned by Halloween candy. Let's look this up. Poisoned by Halloween

candy.

All right, there is a Wikipedia page called Poisoned Candy Myths, mostly urban legends about malevolent strangers hiding poisons and drugs. Uh, I think that, if I recall correct,

the, the times that somebody's been poisoned with candy, it was like, you know, intentional and it was, you know, th- they weren't hitting up strangers. They like, you know... I'm not gonna get into grisly details 'cause I, I do have an article from, uh, today.com up right now. But [laughs] I, I, I don't believe they have really found instances of people,

you know, just trying to poison u- poison the neighborhood. You should still check your kids' stuff out just to be safe, but

plus then you can, you know, take all the good candy for yourself. That's one of the best things about being a parent around Halloween. Your kids go around and, you know, just gather a bunch of candy and you can take the good stuff. [laughs] All right. I'm gonna go ask for a, an opinion from this, you know, fellow staff here on if, if I need to just wear the stupid bear mask I bought or brought and call it good

[laughs], or if I should [laughs] stick with this. I, I don't know. I don't know. The, the other end of the building, we got a lot of new staff members that I don't really know very well. Could definitely get a little bit awkward. [energetic music] All right, [laughs] I'm feeling more and more awkward by the minute here. Uh, I did stop by, ask Josh and Chantel, "Hey, is, is what I'm wearing, uh, appropriate?" And they were laughing

and said, uh, they thought so. You know, I'm, I'm covered up, but that was before I went and put the, um, the bra on and, you know, stuffed a few socks in it. [laughs] Um, note to, uh, my girlfriend listening, I think the shirt I'm wearing will work. Um, yeah, I don't, I don't think I need a different one. This has a skull on it. It'll do. [laughs]

Oh, geez. But then I put the wig on and, oh, I had to turn the AC on in the studio. It's just too hot. Forget, you know, when you have hair, it keeps your head warm [laughs]. Congrats to those of you who have hair. I hope you're enjoying, uh, the winter warmth. You know, it's getting a little bit chilly out. I think the weather's supposed to be pretty decent tonight. I mean, last night wasn't bad at all. And I'd still recommend probably taking the kids out as early as possible. I know, it's funner when it gets dark out, but you know, also people, you know, tend to shut things down once it starts getting, getting dark out. So

yeah, enjoy your Halloween. Trying to bring up the old weather forecast here. I don't know why this is set to rire. Oh. Yeah, we're only looking at a high today of 48, so make sure to bundle those kids up when you take them out trick-or-treating. You know, could be a, a little bit chilly. All right. Got an article up here. Do any beers pair well with leftover Halloween candy? This guy says, yes. So he's saying, uh, I, I mean, what do you mean leftover Halloween candy? Oh, the, the stuff you don't give out to kids? Come on, don't lie. You know you're gonna take these candies from your kids. Looks like they're pretty much going for all, um, like chocolate stouts and brown ales and porters and things like that. Skittles plus disco punch. Never heard of a disco punch. I guess you could go for a, a sour beer with some Sour Patch Kids. All right. Little, little early to be talking about that. That's for, uh, your, your Saturday, tomorrow, you know, in the evening as you start mowing down all your kids' candy. I'm gonna do my best to find some Halloween-themed freak news. Give me a few here. We shall return. Happy Halloween. [energetic music] Happy Halloween. What's up? It's Victor Wilt. All right. Doing my best to pull up Halloween-related freak news, and usually you get that after Halloween. Should have thought of this. [laughs] All right. Uh, I guess police had to chase a giant inflatable pumpkin in Parma Heights, Ohio. Yeah, it's a 25-foot-tall inflatable pumpkin. Looks pretty awesome. I wish I had one of these. 25 feet's pretty big, but yeah, I guess the wind picked up.[Rock music playing] And since it's basically a giant, uh, you know, beach ball

[laughs], there, there's some, uh, dash cam footage showing police trying to corral the massive runaway inflatable. Yeah, make sure you tie those things down. You know, wind picks up around here. Uh, let's see. Got a bunch of people whining about shrinkflation, and it's actually fully documented. Uh, less chocolate going into your candy. Yeah, 'cause you know the, uh, price of cocoa, like, increased and this and that, and so now they're, you know, throwing out a bunch of bizarre varieties of your favorite candies. Like, different types of Twix, different types of Kit Kats, and then just, yeah, I, I don't know, putting some kind of filler in there so they can try to keep the cost down. Last time I checked, cost was not down. But if your candy doesn't taste quite as good anymore, you're not imagining things. Sorry. Yeah, way to ruin Halloween, Hershey's. Way to go. Might as well just, you know, jack up the price. You know, at least keep the, the product what you expect it to be. What else we got here? Scary Halloween decorations are making people mad all over the place. I saw, um, multiple articles about this, and some of these are so cool. I would definitely hang these up in my yard. They got the one where it's like a guy who's been ripped in half hanging from a chain, and he's just thrashing around, and he got the guts spilling out below. It's pretty, pretty wild looking, but I guess the neighbors are very upset. You know, as an adult, that's a nope for me. Oh, come on. Who are you, Jade Davis? Can't handle a little bit of horror on Halloween? Give me a break. Give me a break.

Um, by the way, rest in peace Houdini, who passed away on this day

99 years ago. Harry Houdini, famed magician. All right.

Like I said, usually get your, your Halloween freak news after Halloween. So hopefully Monday we'll have some stories about the unhinged people who got nice and stupid for the holiday.

Hey, what's up people? Happy Halloween [laughs]. Oh, crap.

Thought I'd put my headphones on over my wig, and, uh, I leaned back to go [laughs], and then they just fell off my head. Yeah, hair plus headphones

apparently does not go together well. Forgot what it was like to have hair. My head is very hot, so, like, to me, the studio is just cooking and, um, I would imagine for anybody else who comes in here gonna- They're gonna be like, "Dude, it's freezing in here. What are you doing?" [laughs]. Uh, um, I- if- eventually I'll throw out a picture of what I look like, but I- I'm gonna ask around. I think Mattie said she might bring some, uh, some makeup. My girlfriend's gonna bring me some lipstick. So I ge- I go- I gotta make myself look a little more nasty before I share a picture. Right now

just look like a real hideous, uh... I, I, I don't know. I'm looking pretty bad [laughs]. Oh, and I don't know how you ladies do it. Bras, I gotta say they, they pretty much suck, you know? Like, all hot and uncomfortable. It's good to be a dude. Grateful to be a dude on Halloween [laughs]. Shout out to the ladies.

All right. Um,

I can't remember if we're kicking off a giveaway next week.

I was gonna give you a teaser but oh well. I will tease one thing, though. Coming up here in about 30 minutes we've got traffic school powered by The Advocates. Lieutenant Crane of the Idaho State Police gonna be coming by to answer your questions about the law. Do you have any spooky Halloween questions?

First thing I'm gonna ask them is like, "If I go out dressed like this, you know, am I, am I gonna get, uh, picked up by you guys?" Got a lot of new laws. Never know. Never know. But even Jade said I look work appropriate, so I, I'm feeling better about things. I'm still a little nervous to walk to the other end of the building where the normal people are at.

Like, the DJs are all a bunch of weirdos, so

not too concerned about this side. But the, the other end of the building, again, where the normal people are, I don't know what they're gonna think. I'm gonna have to wander over to East Idaho News, too [laughs]. A lot of their staff, [laughs], they don't even know me [laughs]. All right. I'm, I'm starting to make myself laugh now. I think I need to get some coffee, though. Even though I al- already had coffee, I need to get pumped for Halloween and, uh, this wig's giving me a headache, so all I've j- you know, had, aside from the first instant coffee shooter this morning was a little bit of ibuprofen. So rocking the air conditioning and ibuprofen in this roasting studio that's probably actually freezing,

but my house. So, uh, I can, I can keep it however I want. I can do what I want. All right. We've, of course, got more spooky tunes coming up thanks to our friends at JuCity Vapor

with K-Bears Rockin' Halloween. Yeah, lot, lot of good stuff coming up, so just, uh, hang out and get ready for it. All right, I'm gonna go [laughs], go to the, the break room and get some coffee.[laughs] Too funny. Too funny. All right. I shall return on Halloween. Oh, you look scary, Peaches.

Thank you.

Very scary. All dressed up and ready to get out on the town and play some jazz.

1920's jazz. Oh!

Very, very nice. Peaches looking classy up in here.

I look like a person from Jade's youth.

Yeah, you do. [laughs]

I'm dressed up as his math teacher.

Don't worry, everybody. We'll get pictures out here in a bit of all the Halloween costumes around the building. I've seen some pretty funny ones so far. Jade as a, uh... He's on fire.

He, he missed his opportunity to be Vessel from Sleep Token.

[laughs]

Like, that's all I gotta say. Like, he is the perfect frame for it and everything.

He... Yeah, that- that'd take a lot of work, though.

I- it would, but I would commit to that bit, for sure.

Yeah, I w- I would imagine you gotta spend a little dough to go full out Vessel.

You gotta find out how to make his mask. Gotta find the black body paint.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That- that's a lot of work. Lot of work. I think the person I've seen who put the most work in had to be Maddie.

Yeah, she, uh, did not get her, uh, coat in time or her- her powdered wig, so she literally had to take a blonde wig and cut it last night.

Yeah, she said she made, like, everything.

Yeah.

And- and that wig looks like a powdered wig you would order.

That's why I'm saying, like, you can't compete against a theater kid when it comes to Halloween.

I know. Unless you're me. Look at me, Peaches.

But I feel like you might win some type of a- a reward 'cause I don't think there's many other people in the building that went all out like you and Maddie did.

I- I- I don't feel like I went, like, all out. Well, I- I've gotta get the makeup on, then I'll feel more like I went all out. So, uh, yeah. Like, last night I was gonna paint my fingernails. Forgot. I forgot to bring the black lipstick. Maddie brought some makeup. Becca's gonna bring me some- some stuff during traffic school, so I think we're gonna have, uh, the new guy, uh, Logan? That his name? From yesterday.

Yeah [laughs], that's his name, but I'm just laughing-

[laughs] I forgot for a second. I had a brain fart.

No, not that. I'm just gonna laugh at you're gonna teach him how to use the board.

Yeah, have him run the board.

As Victoria Rose. He's gonna be like, "Where the heck did I get employed at?"

Exactly. We'll have, uh, Lieutenant Crane over here, and then Becca can be doing my makeup and stuff over here.

Please get the webcam set up. Let's get the lights on.

Uh, we'll- we'll probably need some lighting for her to be able to see what she's doing [laughs].

But we- we need the- the video.

Okay.

We need to post that on you- on YouTube right away, is you getting dressed as Victoria Rose, Lieutenant Crane over here looking all scared and shocked at the same time 'cause you're dressed up as a woman.

Oh, it was so awkward this morning 'cause, you know, I brought all the stuff, but I- I didn't get dressed before I came to work. So, I went in my office, you know? Shut the blinds. Locked the door just in case, even though it was just me and, uh, Classy here.

I was gonna say, you, Josh, and Chantel and that's it.

Yeah. So, I'm in there, you know, putting on my fishnets and I'm like-

[laughs]

[laughs] I'm like, "All right, uh, this is strange." You know? I mean, it's not every day you take your pants off at work.

[laughs]

[laughs]

So, I'm putting on the fishnets.

Speak for yourself.

Yeah- oh, okay. And then I put the skirt on.

You don't know what I do in the Cannonball studio. [laughs]

[laughs] So, before I even put the wig on, I just had the skirt and the fishnets, and I went over to Classy and was like, "Uh, is this work appropriate?" And they're like, "Yeah, it's fine." So, then I waited for Jade to get here and he said I was fine too. So, I- I think I'm good to go, but it felt so awkward.

[laughs]

And then I'm like, "Yeah, I gotta figure out how you ladies, you know, put a- a bra on by yourself. It's really hard." And, um, I've- I've seen it done a million times but I just don't pay attention. And Josh was the one who told me what to do. He's like, "No, you put it on, you know, in the front-"

Yeah.

"... on your stomach, then you spin it around and pull it." Ladies got to deal with way too much stuff, dude. And it's- it's hot, too. With between the wig and the bra-

It's hot with his fedora-

... with the socks

... and all this stuff on, too.

Yeah, so I'm- I'm just gonna be blasting the AC in here. I was like, sweating. [laughs]

I can take the vest off and then, uh, take the fedora off and look exactly like our former GM.

[laughs] Very nice, very nice.

So, I'll walk into the office going, "Team."

[laughs] Well, and, uh, the current GM, I love his golfing outfit.

Yeah, looks good.

He showed up, uh, looking good. Um-

He did- he- he was taunting me all last night. I kept getting fantasy football notifications.

Oh, yeah?

He was taunting me with his quar- every time his quarterback scored a touchdown- "Kevin has taunted you. Kevin has taunted you. Kevin..."

[laughs] And, uh, Josh and Chantel are dressed up as, uh, Peanuts characters. Josh making a very good Charlie Brown.

I really thought Josh was wearing a bald cap, and I was about to go in there and be like, "Why are you doing that, dude?"

[laughs] Yeah, he- he went and, uh, committed to the bit, shaved his beard off. Today, I didn't shave the beard. I figured I'd be bearded lady.

That's funny.

So, yeah. It'll be much funnier when I get some makeup on. You know? Then- then it's gonna be top-notch.

I'm telling you, we gotta- we'll set up the- the second webcam. Get Lieutenant Crane on this side, you and Logan on that side, but like, you're getting help with...

Ah, I'm just gonna put Logan on this side by himself and be like, "All right, dude. Here's what you gotta do."

Oh, that's right.

Yeah. I'm just gonna kick back, sit over there, and get my makeup done.

Is there- is there a way to get a third camera set up on Lieutenant Crane?

Um, probably, but it'd be a lot of work. I mean, we might as well just set the two up and, uh-

But like... But you'll be

over here.

I'll be- I'll be probably over here in this corner.

Yeah. Okay, perfect.

I'm gonna have to activate, uh, mic four.

Yeah, because mic two is out of commission, so it fits perfect.

Well, Crane can use mic two. Um, I'll use... Well, yeah, I guess I could use three or four. Or we could put Becca on mic four, so we'll figure it out.

Cool.

We're just winging it today. It's Halloween. We're not taking things very serious around here. I do wanna wander down to East Idaho News later [laughs] and just be like, "What's up, guys?"

"Find Nate?"

[laughs] And they probably have a lot of staff that, you know, are- are newer and haven't even met me yet. So... [laughs]

Kaitlan's face when she sees you.

Kaitlan will laugh her head off.

The same reaction she got when Burt had no shirt on during the interview.

[laughs] Exactly. Oh.

Oh, here comes, uh...

Who do we got here?

We got the J. Davis coming in.

Oh, he's on... He's on fire.

[laughs]

He's on fire. J. Davis. Oh, hold on, I gotta activate mic four. I needed to do so anyway.

All right.

Oh, I hate that monitor placement. That's not good for a old man with a bad neck. All right, Jade Davis in the house with his, uh, fireman costume. Not a fireman. Oh!

The police are coming and I'm just getting you ready.

[laughs] Help!

[laughs]

Oh, it's way too bright for me.

It's the only thing white. He's using me in the interrogation for dressing like a horrible, hideous woman.

[laughs] Well, I- I figure, uh, Becca's gonna bring me some makeup. I, is, uh, Logan gonna run the board?

Yeah.

Okay, so I'll- I'll sit over there-

[laughs] And just...

... and, uh, you can have the light on me and he-

[laughs]

And I'll have Becca do my makeup while we do traffic school. [laughs]

[laughs]

And I try to teach him to run the board. [laughs]

We're- we're gonna get it all on YouTube, for sure.

[laughs]

Obviously. [laughs]

All right.

I'm trying to find the right setting.

Oh, that needs, the red one needs to be on me.

Now, are you gonna post the video on the KBAR group that Josh made?

[laughs]

I can.

You should so that the l- and then, you know, listeners will get the context of your costume a little bit more.

Want to put a picture of me, the video you made, and also the video of my razor on fire?

Yes, the whole combo so people understand why Jade's on fire!

He- he's most radio DJs during the month of December.

[laughs] Oh! Fired. [laughs]

[laughs]

All right, let's play some more Halloween music thanks to our friends at Juicity Vapor. Lieutenant Crane should be here any second. This should be really funny. [instrumental music plays] And give us all mics. Yeah, there we go. It's the Victor- Victoria Rose Show. That's right, my... Thank you to Becca for coming by and, uh, doing my makeup. I- I think you did a great job.

Thanks. You look- you look real pretty. [laughs]

[laughs] Peaches, how pretty do I look on a scale of one to 10?

Oh, so pretty.

[laughs] Very nice. Logan?

I- I agree with what Kevin said this morning.

[laughs] Okay. I won't repeat that on air, but it was funny.

[laughs]

[laughs] So, Peaches is here dressed up as a jazz musician. We got Logan as Darth Vader, and you're gonna dress up as what tonight? 'Cause you were Chet who is a, uh, internet... What would you call him? An internet, uh, celebrity.

He does, yeah, like YouTube videos, like it's Chet, it's like The Chet Show, it's so funny. But-

The Chet Show.

Yeah, I was gonna say,

[laughs]

Lots of "chu" in that. [laughs]

He says "yeah" a lot.

He says "yeah."

[laughs]

"Yeah." Drinks lots of White Claw, so appropriate.

Oh, yeah, I drink [laughs] yeah.

[laughs] So, but you lost your wig after the, uh, Halloween party, so-

Yeah, I threw it.

[laughs] You just chucked it for-

Just chucked it.

[laughs] For fun.

I put in so much work into that, too.

I know. So what are you gonna do tonight for your costume?

Figure it out. I don't know.

'Cause you- you had the Pikachu costume yesterday, but it turned out to be-

It was a kids' [laughs] size.

It was a kid's costume, so it didn't quite fit. And, uh, so you gave that away. So, I- I- I don't know what you got left.

Hmm. I don't know. Maybe I'll be Jack Skellington.

Be Jack Skellington?

Maybe.

All right, that- that's another easy one.

Yeah.

And it'll be warm. Like, this seems like it might be cold to go out trick-or-treating. I might have to, uh, put a hoodie on, you know, to, uh, stay a little bit warm.

Oh, you're- [laughs] you're gonna be cold, for sure.

Yeah, I was roasting in here earlier. Once I put the wig on, I was like, "Oh, geez, I forgot what- what it's like to have hair." It's hot, and then, you know, these bras, very, uh, warm and uncomfortable. I do have two giant winter socks stuffed in it, so that might add to the warmth.

At least they weren't my winter socks, to be even bigger.

I- I- I found the biggest socks.

Yeah, they're mine.

Oh.

Yeah.

[laughs]

I found the biggest socks I could find 'cause I wanted to be impressive.

You should've asked me!

[laughs] I- I didn't even think of it, Peaches. Uh, you know, I- I was kinda mad scrambling this morning and I brought all this stuff and was still even debating when I got here if I should put all of this on. And it was kinda weird to go in my office, you know, and shut the door and take my pants off and put on fishnets. [laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] And then-

Well, I'm glad you committed to the bit, 'cause I was really worried that you, like, I was gonna be the only one dressed up slightly bit today. 'Cause I saw Katie this morning, like I mentioned off the air, and she wasn't dressed at all.

Yeah. Uh, looks like most of the staff dressed up. Uh, Jade is on fire! [laughs] He is just literally a fireball. I- I saw Jeff was dressed as the kid from the movie Up.

You know his name, Russell.

Russell, that's right. Russell, I forgot. Um-

Did you see our business manager walk by? Colby?

Uh, no.

He has face tattoos and a blue wig. He's wearing all orange.

Really?

Yeah.

No, I didn't see him. Um, I did see Kevin dressed up as a golfer.

Yeah.

As a- a golf pro.

Mm-hmm.

Um, who else? Oh, Josh and Chantel are dressed up as Charlie Brown and, I don't- I don't know who-

Chantel is Josh.

Oh, she's just dressed as-

Oh!

Oh, that makes sense.

Like, did you- did you see the picture online? She put on the goatee and everything.

Yeah, yeah.

That's why she was putting on that bald cap. [laughs]

Yes.

Okay, that makes sense now.

Earlier. [laughs]

I thought she was another Charlie Brown character.

No.

So, okay, she dressed as Josh, had the beard. Um, and Maddie, she, like, threw together this elaborate, uh, what would you call her? A Founding Father?

That's what she is, yeah.

Yeah, she's got, like, she made her own powdered wig and-

The only reason-

My gosh.

The only reason why she did that is because her coat and her wig were delayed by Amazon.

Ah. So, she went all out, but I haven't seen what everybody else is dressed up as. And I'm definitely gonna wander over to East Idaho News and, uh, say hello. [laughs] 'Cause a lot of the staff over there, they probably don't know me.

I'm gonna have to record that.

Should be-

If that's okay?

Yeah, yeah. We can just go wander around. I don't, East Idaho News might be dressing up.

Please record it.

Yeah.

Because I know last year we couldn't necessarily record around the building, so-

Yeah

... I think we- I think we have the freedom to do that now.

Um, we'll have to find out.

Yeah.

May- maybe once we pop in there. I- I don't know. I don't know. We might have to, you know, edit it well. Yeah.

Maybe you should rub Nate's shoulders. Be like, "Hey, Nate."

Hey, Nate. You need a massage.

Big Nate, huh?

Come here, Nate.

[laughs] You should do that, please.

I see, I know you've been taking a lot of grief online from angry commenters. Come here, buddy.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Victoria Rose is here to soothe you.

[laughs] Oh, God.

[laughs] Oh.[laughs] Well, um, I think we're gonna take a break, play more Halloween tunes, and, uh-

Oh, you wanna join the cutting party? We'll be cutting out all the names for the, uh, Make the Switch with Brent Gordon Law.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, there was about 456 entries.

Yeah. 456 entries to win a Nintendo Switch two bundle.

One listener keeps asking me, "Have you guys done the drawing yet? Have you guys done the drawing yet?" I'm like, "You're not gonna win, dude."

[laughs] We'll, we'll do it when we feel like it. We gotta go to the costume, uh, contest judging-

Yeah, I forgot that was at-

... in about, uh, 10. Yeah. So, that's coming up pretty quick here. I'm glad that, uh, my wonderful lady, Becca, here, was able to make it over and make me look extra pretty.

Pretty.

So, thank you so much. I can't wait to walk down [laughs] the hall-

You're welcome [laughs]

... and show everybody. But I- I'm guessing, I think this'll probably be the end of the yapping on the show today. Maybe, who, who knows? We might jump back on, but for now, we're gonna go with the green button, and we're gonna chop stuff up.

Yo, what's up? It's the Victor Wilt Show.

No, no, no, no, Victoria Rose.

It's the Victoria Rose Show today.

We're gonna play Victoria's Roses, where we find out if Logan's being cheated on.

[laughs] That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. So, we're, uh, heading over to the costume contest, see how that goes. I'm very excited to see everybody else's costumes 'cause I haven't seen them all, and, um, I know a lot of people haven't seen this one. But yes, listeners, we will post photos. Don't worry.

I did get a text from somebody asking that already.

Yeah.

I think what we're gonna do for the noon hour is we're gonna set up both webcams, turn the lights off. Everyone will get to see Victoria Rose's perfect makeup done by Becca [laughs].

Yes. Becca did a fantastic job making me look beautiful, and, uh, she did one final touch, uh, when I took her out to her car, and I've got-

You got what?

... lipstick on my teeth.

Oh, on your teeth?

Yeah, so I can look extra, uh, trashy.

[laughs]

So, yeah.

Extra trashy.

I'm a mess, everybody. I am a mess. And, uh, we appreciate y'all tuning in for the show today.

Where did you get the fishnets?

Um,

either Wal- I think I got them at Walmart. What, do you like them?

No, just for- [laughs]

You wanna borrow them?

What was the Walmart, did you use self-checkout? [laughs] What happened? What was their reaction? You should've done a pickup order.

Well, I was with Becca, so they didn't question too much.

[laughs]

I got this purse at, uh, Goodwill.

That would've been great if you had a camera inside your car and did a Walmart pickup order. You got fishnets, a bra.

[laughs] I got the bra at, uh, Goodwill, as well.

Okay. That's right, I remember that.

Uh, and then I got, I got the black skirt at Goodwill.

I don't like that it's see-through.

[laughs] Well, I'm wearing another skirt under it.

Okay, good.

The red skirt I got at Walmart, too. So, uh, the wig, Spirit Halloween.

Now, are you gonna go to lunch dressed up as Victoria Rose and go through the drive thru somewhere?

I should, huh? Yeah.

Go to Culver's like, "Hey, can I get the Cheddar Burger?"

[laughs]

Close the window, "Hi."

I- I should. I mean, I'm not take, I might take the wig off while I work on, uh, you know, spots and stuff later 'cause it-

Why? [laughs]

'Cause it's kind of distracting, you know, and uncomfortable. But, uh, I'll put it back on, you know, as I go about the day. Just when I need to-

Did you see Victoria Rose driving down the street and crash your car? You need an advocate's injury attorney.

[laughs] Right. I don't know if I would count as a distraction, but I don't know.

Yeah, you would.

I might. So, all right, we better get over-

With those perky things.

[laughs] Those are distractions.

They're large. [laughs] How much you drive with those?

[laughs] So, we're gonna, uh, we're gonna end this program. Thank y'all for tuning in. Halloween music all day thanks to our friends at Juicity Vapor. And, uh, Peaches and I will be back at noon for the noon hour of madness and mayhem. Great job today, Logan Wilson, our board.

Thank you, guys.

You know, handling traffic school so I could get my makeup on. You crushed it.

Awesome. Thank you.

Crumshed it. All right. We're out, people. Thanks for tuning in.

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