The Viktor Wilt Show

Morning. It's the Viktor Wilt show. Last night, very relaxing, pretty nice. Kicked back with my girlfriend, watched smile 2 on MGM. Now going into this movie, I didn't have much as far as expectations go.

The first smile movie, it was fun. It was pretty good. But I I think I like the second one a lot better. It was a really fun movie. If you're into horror, I think I'd give smile 2 the recommendation for sure.

Check it out. Smile 3 set to be filming in 2025, so I guess part 2 was successful enough. Again, a fun movie. Recommend you check it out. So stayed up, you know, not late watching that and then got myself some food.

I was ready for bed. Like, alright. Time to go to bed. Did all the things I usually do right before bed. And then I'm about to climb into bed and the girls hit me up, my daughters.

And when I sent my younger daughter all of her Christmas presents, because well, she's gonna be around for Christmas, but the stuff I was getting her was like a desk, some speakers for a computer, and a computer chair. So, you know, I wasn't gonna have that shipped to my house and then pay to ship these gigantic heavy boxes to Washington. So I just sent it all direct, but it was all just in the original packaging. So she knew everything she got when it showed up. So I told my older daughter and her boyfriend.

I'm like, alright. Yeah. Might as well just open stuff early. When my kids were younger, at some point, I decided, you know, doing all the Christmas stuff on Christmas day because they're kinda spoiled. They had grandparents that, you know, would hook them up pretty sweet.

If doing all this stuff on Christmas day, they would just end up with this pile of stuff, and then, you know, a lot of that stuff just kinda ends up sitting around for a while. So I was like, let's spread it out a little bit. Start opening gifts early in December. Then they, you know, get something fun. More often, it makes, you know, makes it more of a month long celebration.

So I'm not averse to giving my my daughter Christmas gifts early. So I'm about to go to bed. They hit me up, and they're like, we wanna open this stuff. Like, oh, it's bedtime, but okay. Alright.

Let's go ahead. So my daughter and her boyfriend opened the stuff I sent them, which was a I spoiled them PlayStation 5. They had great Black Friday deals, so they got lucky. So they were all excited, and my daughter said, you know, thanks for letting us do this early. Now, you know, we have all this time to play with this before, you know, the the rest of the Christmas mayhem.

So so that was fun, but it kept me up later than I wanted to be. Then I slept for, like, garbage, and I wake up and my neck's all messed up and sore. Just feel kinda gross. I'm like, Glad it's Thursday. Wish it was Friday, but we'll get through it.

We'll get through it. So, anyway, something to consider. If you've got gifts under the tree, there ain't no rules that say you can't spread Christmas out a little bit. Your kids will love it. You know, I I did this break early, so your kids didn't hear me talk about it.

If they're up with you. Sorry. Sorry. Didn't mean to cause any problems. Alright.

Morning. Welcome to the Victor Will Chill. Hello. I hope, you know, day is going pretty decent at this hour. It's so early.

So early. Anyway, I was gonna dive into this thread about scary facts that people know because of their profession that no one outside of it knows. And I started reading through it, and I'm like, oh, jeez. Yeah. A little too early for that kind of darkness.

I guess the keyword scariest should have, you know, gotten my attention, but I'm like, oh, this will be fun. This will be great. That's why you prep out a little bit more, but I I just got here. I just got here. You know, I'm not the, typical morning show that you get done with it and then you have 4 hours to plot your show for tomorrow.

I got stuff to do. I do this thing on the fly. Well, anyway, aren't you happy that I didn't share the darkness? A lot of times, I'm like, oh, this will be funny. Let's ruin some mornings, but I'm feeling nice today.

Alright? Hopefully, your boss is feeling nice this holiday season. I was also reading that, 60% of companies surveyed said they were giving holiday bonuses this year. Smaller ones. Hey.

You know what? $5, I'd be happy. You know? You kick me down a fiver. I'm gonna be like, thanks, man.

Thank you so much because, you know, a fiver is better than a nothing. So I hope you are one of the 60% that will be scoring a holiday bonus. That that's a pretty good number. Let's see. What are you gonna get?

26% of employers say they'll be giving a bonus between $10250. 22% offering a bonus between 500 a1000, and then 3% offering a bonus of more than 5,000. Can you imagine getting a $5,000 bonus? Jeez. That'd be crazy.

It'd be amazing. Well, you know what? Wishing you luck as far as, Santa coming your way. Santa the boss man. Hey.

I mean, based on these percentages, some of you are gonna do pretty good. So I was just reading a post about Alien Romulus, a movie I do wanna see. It's out everywhere now. You can stream it or pick up a physical copy, and, apparently, they also released this on VHS in addition to DVD, Blu ray, etcetera. You know, that's been fun, novel marketing, I guess, in 2024.

I'm sure these things are selling VHS tapes, probably a nice collector's item. Well, somebody on Reddit posted, is your Romulus VH quality horrendous? And, like most people, my brain immediately thought, okay. This is some kid who has never watched a VHS before because VHS is not good quality. You know?

So I'm looking at this little clip that they posted, and it's like, yeah. That does look pretty bad. Apparently, not only did they put Romulus out on VHS, but they made the quality worse than it would be on a normal VHS. Like, the person who made the post has tried other movies. They're like, no.

You know, these they don't look like Blu ray, but they don't look like this Romulus VHS. You know, they didn't need to make it VHS quality and then put it on a VHS tape that, you know, doubling down on not so good quality. It's a very, very strange decision, but I don't know. I guess they wanted to really up the authenticity or something. So just a heads up, if you've been thinking about buying the Romulus VHS, Yeah.

It's something you should put on the shelf and save as a collectible. Just watch the Blu ray, you know, or or watch it on streaming. What? Why would you wanna watch it in horrific quality? I don't know.

Yeah. Again, very strange. All they had to do put the normal movie on a VHS and you have VHS quality. You know? That's all it takes.

I think it was a couple weeks ago that I talked about some of the imagery I was seeing from a Krampus parade. Have you ever seen these? Just Google it up. Krampus, k r a m p u s. These celebrations are so wild.

You got people dressed up as monsters and not just marching through the streets. It's awesome. Well, not to everyone, apparently. In San Antonio, Texas, they were going to be having an inaugural Krampus parade, and a bunch of people started freaking out, Had a press conference asking city officials to shut it down because it could open up a demonic portal. Okay.

Now I've talked about how in the past I've had discussions with people about such things. I don't believe in demons. K. That's me personally. You know, everybody can believe what they want, but Krampus parades happen year after year after year in, you know, places like, I I believe, Germany.

I apologize if I'm off on that. As far as I know, I've never seen a news article about Krampus parade ends in chaos as demonic portal opens and just starts sucking people in. I've I don't think we need to worry about this. If we hit if we had history showing that at every Krampus parade, a demonic portal opened up and, either the demons come out or the people go in. That would be a reason for concern.

But now people are just trying to have some fun. It's Texas. You know? People need to have some fun in Texas. You ever been through Texas?

There are areas of Texas that make the Nevada desert look exciting, so let them have a a Krampus parade. I don't know much about San Antonio. I know some DJs there, but that's about it. Anyway, I I would love to see a Krampus parade. I don't think we're gonna have it around here.

I I bet there's people around here who would say it's going to open a demonic portal as well. But I think these things are just fun. But I do like horror movies and monsters. Why haven't I ever watched the Krampus movie? You know, with as much as I like some of the other horror holiday films like, gremlins, you'd think I would've checked that one out.

Guess I gotta put it on the list. I've heard it's good. Not a single complaint call? What's happening with you listeners? Yeah.

You can always call and complain. I don't mind. Don't be afraid. Anyhow, good morning. Thank you for tuning into the program today.

I had an interesting afternoon yesterday. So left work a little bit early. On the way out, stopped by the company storage unit to help Jade and Tyler move this transmitter. Alright? And thankfully, I when Jade called me, my neck was bothering me already yesterday, and I'm like, oh, man.

You're gonna mess me up worse. Thankfully, I get there, and all he had to do was scoot it. It was, like, no big deal at all. Usually, when Jade comes and, like, hits me up for some help moving something heavy. There's some lifting involved, and it sucks.

This was easy. So I got routed home a little bit differently than usual, which took me by one of the many thrift stores in east Idaho. And if you listen regularly, you know I collect books, and I love going to the thrift store and seeing what they have because it's the cheapest place to get books. They they had a great deal going. 50¢.

50¢ for every book. So that's exciting to me. I, you know, pick up, books I don't have. And once in a once in a blue moon, you come across something unexpected, you know, from the collector's standpoint. So I'm looking through the shelves, you know, finding some some good horror paperbacks, like, alright.

Somebody came in here and unloaded a bunch of good stuff. This is great. I don't have these 50¢. Yeah. So I'm, you know, piling things up.

And then I stumble across a true collectible book. Alright? As a horror collector, one of the things that you keep an eye out for would be signed limited editions of books. And one of my favorite authors I don't have many of his collectibles because they're generally pretty expensive, and I don't have the money for that. I have a lot of his paperbacks, and he is one of one of the best guy named Brian Keane.

We've we've probably talked about him on the show before. So I spot from border Borderlands Press this little silver book. I posted a picture of it on my, Facebook page. Can't really tell how big it is from the picture, but, I mean, these are they're pretty small. Maybe, like, 4 inches tall, 4 or 5.

Anyway, one of only 500 copies in the world signed by Brian Keane. I have one of these other little Borderlands Press books from author Peter Straub, but they're one of these items I'd never buy because I don't know. They're probably, like, a $100. You know, probably the going rate, about a $100. Alright?

We don't see them for sale often anyway. 50¢. 50¢. It's in brand new condition. I was so excited.

Probably the best thrift store book find I've ever had. Yeah. So if you're, you know, thinking about getting into books, the library does a big sale. I think they have one this weekend. What another guy in the book section at the thrift store I was at yesterday was telling me yesterday.

The library book sale is always very good. You can get some, you know, good quality stuff really cheap, but thrift stores. You know, if you wanna build a collection or, you know, just find something to read I mean, I I do recommend the used bookstore as well. Shout out to the bookshelf. Idaho Falls, my favorite.

But, yeah. You never know what you're gonna snag. Rolling into the thrift store. I couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it.

I was so excited. Anyway, just had to brag, I guess. Sorry. It's exciting for me. This neck pain, I tell you.

You know, if you deal with chronic pain, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry because any kind of pain it's amazing how, like, a pain could make you feel like you just wanna this neck pain. It's really got me down today. Hoping that it, clears up a bit so I can power through the day here. Not really feeling it.

Not really feeling the work day. Had to get my whining out of the way. Alright? That's what you're here for, right, to listen to me whine. No.

You shouldn't have to do that. So I don't know if you heard, but, this month's guest on the Riverbend Awareness Project podcast, My homie, lieutenant Crane of the Idaho State Police, talking about distracted driving. If you haven't checked that out yet, the Riverbend Awareness Project podcast can be found everywhere podcasts can be found. Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, riverbendmediagroup.com. Great episode.

I mean, lieutenant Crane killed it. And we made a pretty fun video that's up on the Kay Bear YouTube page if you wanna check that out. Also posted it on, I guess, Facebook. Yeah. I shared it on Facebook.

Need to get it uploaded elsewhere, but, fun little promo video we threw together of lieutenant Crane arresting me. It's it's kinda funny. You might enjoy it, and it may encourage you to tune in and check out the full episode of the Riverbend awareness project podcast. So give it a listen, you know, and check out the video. Follow us on YouTube.

We need subscribers. K Bear 101 r m g. Freak news powered by Greasemonkey voted Idaho's best oil change. Alright. Who?

This teacher. Of course, he's from Florida. Alright. Found naked in an elementary school classroom with, drugs and all kinds of other stuff. I would assume hammered.

So they get a call, and they're like, there's a naked guy in one of the classrooms at Windmill Point Elementary School. So they show up, and he, quickly throws his clothes on and tries to run away, but, you know, cops are pretty good at chasing people down. So they they get a hold of him, and then he starts fighting with the cops. Alright. You're found naked in a school with a bunch of drugs and other stuff.

Last thing you wanna do is try to fight the police. You know, they're they're going to win. K? They've trained for this. You're just a teacher.

Alright? Did he work at this actual school, or was he a teacher from another school? Doesn't say. Anyway, he's got a lot of different charges going on. Just gotta ask why.

Like, dude, you can be naked at home, and you're not going to end up in jail. Alright? I mean, the drugs, that could probably lead to a little bit of jail time. But, there's a there's a time and place for this. School.

No. No. Shouldn't be surprised. It's Florida, man. What else do we have here?

Oh, don't drink deadly monkey frog potions. K? A movie actress at a spiritual retreat drank the deadly monkey frog poison. Well, they called it a potion. A potion that's supposed to clean you out.

Note, if you need to clean yourself out, you can go to Walgreens and get laxatives. K? You don't need to drink some kind of cleansing beverage made from a giant monkey frog which secretes hallucinogenic substances. Apparently, this potion causes vomiting and uncontrollable diarrhea. You know?

Clears you out. She's dead. Alright. She died after drinking this. Now the first time people have been at a spiritual retreat and kicked the bucket.

I was talking with my buddy Nick about this when we drove through Sedona a few weeks ago. There was some type of a a sweat lodge situation there. Yeah. Sweat lodge in the desert. I don't know.

Just don't sound like a great idea to me. Even if Sedona is high elevation and not like phoenix hot, depending on the time of year, it could still be pretty cooking there. You could still hit a 100 degrees. Well, I can tell you what. This guy if if I hear that it's, you know, something made from secretions from frogs, It's not going into the system here.

You know, I don't care care what kind of benefits it's supposed to have. Frog secretions. Not for this guy. So have you got your Christmas shopping done? If you haven't, maybe you've got somebody you're struggling to figure out something to get.

People are using chatgpt for Christmas ideas. I think that's probably a pretty good idea. You know, as chat GPT gets better and better, I would I would imagine it could come up with some pretty good gift ideas. What do you put in some personality traits, some info on the person, be like, find me something to give them. Okay.

Let's pretend we wanted to give peaches, Christmas gift. Alright. Find me Christmas gift ideas for a 27 year old I think he's at it. No, he's 28. Whatever.

We'll put 27. 27 year old man that is 6 feet 9 inches tall that likes metal music and anything to do with peaches. Alright. Let's see what Chatt GPT finds here. It's thinking.

Alright. A custom metal band t shirt or hoodie. You know, could be a unique or limited edition shirt or hoodie. That is something I think peaches would like. Now what about peach themed metal music gear?

There you go. Combine both. Make a custom metal guitar pick with a peach graphic or a bandana featuring peach colors. There you go. Here's your, you can look like Brett Michaels, Peaches.

Slap on the bandana. Now all you need is a cowboy hat, bro. Alright. Peaches don't play guitar, so we'll pass on guitar accessories. Custom metal mug or tankard.

Now I Peaches would probably like that even though he's not a a drinker. You know, coffee or booze. I think he'd enjoy a a custom metal tanker, tankard, extra tall clothing. Of course. Hey.

You've heard peaches talk about how difficult it is to get clothing, shoes, things like that. Concert tickets. Peach infused whiskey. Some vinyl. Oh, here we go.

Peach infused skin skin care. Jeez. Why am I struggling with talking? I don't think I slept very good. This neck pain, it's distracting.

I'll blame that. Alright. I've I've gotta say, I mean, for a quick one question boom, they gave me some, pretty good ideas. Here's some peach, you know, scented soap. Merry Christmas.

Ice 9 kills with meet and greet inspired by silence of the lambs. A movie if you've never seen is a must see. I started watching the prequel to silence of the lambs red dragon the other night. Fell asleep. Didn't make it very far, but, I'm gonna have to fire that back up.

Red dragon. I haven't seen that or read the book for I don't know. When did that movie come out? Must have been 20 years ago I read the book. Really good stuff.

People, tend to only think about silence of the lambs. But, Red Dragon, from what I recall, really, really good. And I like Hannibal as well. I don't think that one was as popular. I really enjoyed the book.

The movie was alright. But, you know, if you've seen silence of the lambs, you know, you got the woman trapped in the well. I don't wanna give any spoilers if you've never seen it, but that's where the classic line about put the lotion in the basket comes from. Well, speaking of being trapped in a well, there was a guy in Thailand trapped in a well for 3 days. He's just yelling for help.

Help. Help. I'm stuck in a well. Help me. And villagers thought they were ghostly sounds, so they just didn't do anything.

Listen. If you hear somebody yelling help, you're out in the creepy woods and you hear, help. Help. Somebody might be getting ripped apart by a mountain lion or something. Go toward I I know you've played the video games, like, you know, red dead part 2 where somebody will ask you for help.

All of a sudden, you get ambushed by a bunch of, you know, crazed hillbillies. Well, the chances of that happening a little bit more slim in real life. If you're hearing for just days on end, just take a look in the well. You know? Pete down there with a flashlight.

Luckily, the guy's fine. Yeah. He, I guess, broke his wrist and, had a concussion from falling into the well, but he's he's alright. He's alright. He's healing up.

Yeah. He's just wandering around in the woods. Maybe you shouldn't wander around in the woods even if you hear somebody yelling help. That's how he fell into the well. He's just wandering in the woods.

Yeah. There's stuff out there. It's terrible. Can you imagine being stuck in a well for 3 days? I guess it's not as bad as if you have Buffalo Bill, you know, lowering down the lotion in the bucket.

You know? I guess I'll take just being stuck. It's the Victor Wilt show. We got peaches in the house. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What's happening, homie? It's, pre Friday. Let's do it.

I am ready, though. I wish it was just actual Friday, but Thursday is better to, you know, Wednesday. It's payday too. Oh, yeah. I don't get excited about that anymore.

All of that just went to my credit card bill. There we go. There we go. Pay the mortgage, pay some other bills, utilities. It's all gone.

Mine was the car payment, the credit card payment, and my Wi Fi. Yeah. Credit card payment. That that one's gonna be, in the works for a while after the holiday season. So Yeah.

I get that. You know, I just I figure, what if I get hit by a bus? You know? I might as well get the kids something cool. Oh, those bills, I think, go to your kids.

No. No. Funny. That's That's not that's not how it works. No.

That that just disappears, doesn't it? Unless they, like, signed on to be responsible for me or something like that. Oh, there you go. Fake your death. I could fake my death.

I'd go under your name. See y'all later. Perfect. I'm out of here. So, I promised the listeners I'd tell them some fire related stories since we burned it to the ground with Nickelback.

Sure. Alright. Got 2 different idiots burning it to the ground this week. 1, a Utah man visiting Wyoming. It's funny the police said, it's the first time we've ever seen something like this.

I guess they don't do radio shows because I've seen people try to light spiders on fire many times over the years. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it always ends with somebody's home burning to the ground. I I do.

Yeah. Yeah. Imagine that. Imagine it's like that's the that's the cause of your house burning down. Yeah.

That that'd be pretty bad. We'll get into somebody burning their house down in just a second. I think I know what story you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. This guy sparked a 60 acre wildfire, in 60. Oh, why did it say Wyoming? Because they're saying this happened in, Springville, Utah. I guess Wyoming officials are cautioning again.

Don't do that. Don't be like Utah. Don't, you know, try to take out a spider with fire. Now, Peaches, have you ever had to kill a spider with, like, toilet paper or paper towel or something? Yeah.

Usually, for the most part, I get the cup and I get the plate and I put them outside and say they're free. Yeah. You're nicer than me. I don't want them you know, I I just grab them and flush them down the toilet. Yeah.

I'm I'm a I'm a horrible sadist. Me and my dad are the same way. We'll get the cup plate, you know, say, have fun. Go to the dirt. Yeah.

Yeah. They're they they bother me too much. I'd be worried they're gonna escape the plate. Well, I got bit by a hobo spider once, and it made my finger like this. It was about as big around as a a pea, maybe.

Oh. But it just turned green and was all rotten. It, you know, it was not cool. I had a scar for years from that. You told him he didn't turn into spider man?

No. I got no benefits out of it. Just pain, and I felt kinda sick. So so, anyway, don't do that because you will burn the woods to the ground or whatever else. Now, also, if you're going to cook a Thanksgiving turkey by frying it This is the one I was talking about on the show, a lot a while ago.

Yeah. You gotta do it outside. Alright? You gotta have some clearance around you and you don't put a frozen turkey into the grease. I went into the whole thing about how is this so good or this turkey takes hours to prep just for one of the worst entrees you can ever have.

See, and we've talked about it. I think turkey is delicious, but it's, you know, it's gotta be cooked right. There's so many better options. So many other foods to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Yeah.

I had a party meatballs. So that was my Meatballs are great. They all hit they were really good. I had a rib eye steak. Nice.

Nice. When I had some mac and cheese as well. Even better. Yeah. Good old fashioned Cheetos brand.

Yeah. I went to, Arby's last night, and they had those fried mac and cheese balls. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're good. They're good.

Nice. You have some family in Connecticut who has a was it a $3,000,000 mansion? Yeah. In Connecticut? Yeah.

Yeah. You could have asked your lady over there. Be like, hey. Did you see a big fire? It I looked it up on the map.

It was sort of close to where she lives, but it was a ways away. But imagine you own a $3,000,000 mansion. And You hate Thanksgiving after that. Yeah. You you certainly aren't having fried turkey ever again.

Yeah. You can't have turkey at all. I'd be I'd be mad at me kicking the turkeys in the store. You know? Yeah.

They they've just decided to try to fry it in their garage and, burn it to the ground on thanks oh, dude. It's no way to spend Thanksgiving watching your home burn to the ground because you were trying to cook turkey. I'm sure they'll be able to afford just the hotel for the time being, and then they gotta figure out the whole insurance issue. Well and I wonder would insurance cover that? I mean, I guess it's a it was caused by the homeowner.

It's probably covered, but I don't know. That's there's a lot of situations where insurance companies will do everything they can to not give you a They'll for sure scam them. Yeah. I'm I'm sure it's gonna be a hassle for them. So, yeah, if you're gonna fry a turkey outside, like, far away from everything, make sure there's no ice crystals on your turkey, or just cook it in the oven.

Just cook it in the oven or have party meatballs though. I think it was Jade who told me on Thanksgiving, one of his family members, they cooked the Thanksgiving turkey in bacon grease. I guess you can buy large buckets of bacon grease. And I bet that would taste pretty good. Turkey's fried.

To happen though. Yeah. Maybe that's what these folks were doing. This is gonna be the best turkey ever. Yeah.

Hey. Could I make a request here? Not a song request, just a Facebook request, not a friend request. If you were selling an item in the Facebook marketplace, could you respond to the messages, please? Now keep an eye on your messages.

Who are these people that just don't need to make money? If I was selling something on Facebook Market, I would need dough, and I would be keeping an eye on my messages all day. I'd be like, I need that money. I need that dough. I don't know.

I guess if you're just slinging books for a few bucks, it's probably not that vital. But I messaged some guy last night. I'm like, hey. I'll take it. And nothing.

Crickets. So annoying. So annoying. I shouldn't even complain. After my thrift store score yesterday, it was awesome.

It was awesome. Felt like I won the lottery. Yeah. I'd much rather win the lottery. That Idaho lottery raffle's coming up.

I did pick up a ticket for that. I didn't buy, like, a bunch of them. Like, last year, I think I bought 5. You know? And then when you lose, you're like, man, that was a waste.

What a waste of money. But the Idaho lottery raffle, you know, it's got the the best odds. Couple people gonna win a $1,000,000, so figure it's worth picking up one. I don't know. I think they're about sold out, so if you wanna get one, you better get on it.

You know, I've I've seen, couple stories about, people donating money to people recently. Streamers. Yeah. You'll hear me talk about how I could use $5 regularly. Hey.

Every bit helps. Well, I don't know what I need to do to get people donating money to me. There was a a guy in China. He sent his family's entire life savings and a bunch of other stolen money about $550,000 to a streamer so that she would call him brother. That's it.

Please call me brother. Here you go. 500 g's. Again, 5 g's would be nice. 5¢ for all I care.

$550,000. Yeah. His family's gotta hate his guts. Yeah. How would it be?

Yeah. Just kinda doing what I do right now. That's what streamers do. They go live, yap, play some video games, and people just hand them money. I need to talk to Jade and be like, can I just put my Venmo out there?

Just slap it on the k Bear website. Donations, please. Far as I know, there's no rules against radio DJs being tipped for doing their show. You know? And my Venmo's super easy to remember, but some people like the, QR code.

So I I I'd gladly put that up on the Internet. No. Donate to some people really in need this holiday season. If a streamer is making 1,000,000 of dollars, you know, props to them for their success, but they don't need it. Help out some people in need this holiday season even if it's something as simple as donating some food.

There are a lot of people that could use help. K? So try to think about that a little bit. I'll be buying crap off of politicians' merch stores. Okay?

They're all doing alright. Alright. Christmas is right around the corner. I just posted about this in the k Bear 101 Idaho rock and metal group. If you're looking for a gift for somebody that's, you know, a little bit tricky.

How about drinkable mayonnaise? I guess convenience stores in Japan. They got this flying off the shelves. Yeah. It's it looks like milk, but it's mayo.

And you might be thinking, Victor, come on, bro. That's in Japan. I can't get that for my family and friends. I don't have access to a Japanese convenience store. Okay.

Some people really enjoy a nice homemade gift, you know, at the holiday times. So, I mean, as far as I know, all you gotta do is just put some water in some mayonnaise and get that whisk out. You could put it in jars. I don't know. You'd be more creative than that.

Maybe an old milk bottle. So gross. Drinkable mayonnaise. I don't know. I guess, you know, people got different tastes elsewhere.

Might be good for a, Brad eat segment on the noon hour of madness and mayhem. We just do shots of drinkable mayonnaise. The thought of this just sounds toxic to me. And did we already talk about this once? Miller high life making cologne that smells like a dive bar.

I don't think they're the first to do this. And I don't know what it costs, but peaches, It's real easy to make yourself smell like a dive bar. Piece of cake. You leave your clothes in the dive bar overnight and then come back the next day and they smell like it. That's one way, but you don't even have to go to a dive bar.

You can do it at home. What you do is you go buy yourself a pack of cigarettes and you just find a really small room, just a small room and just sit in there. Hot box it. And just hot box that room with those cigarettes so it really seeps into your clothes. Yeah.

I was talking about this cologne yesterday and it's not even at all what a dive bar smells like. They're making it all all fancy. They're like, oh, it's a a hint of tobacco, a hint of cedar wood. Yeah. No.

We all know what a dive bar smells like. Okay? You're missing teeth in shame. You need a little bit of that. You need lots of that, you know, stagnant cigarette smoke smell, and then you've gotta pour beer all over yourself too.

That's right. Because you have to have that sweet, nasty, spilled beer smell. Not a good beer either. Something like Keystone Light or something like that. Maybe, you go with something that would really, that.

Maybe, you go with something that would really reek, like old English. Sure. Get yourself a 40 ounce of old English. You can also go the O'Douls route if you wanna do something That's not gonna smell enough. It's not gonna smell enough.

You gotta have actual alcohol in it to really reek. And you just, you know, you could, spend a lot of money. You could fill up your bathtub and, you know, or maybe your washing machine. Sort of. You just, you know Bathtub yourself?

Yeah. You know? Do you have a hot tub out? And then you could pump the, smell of dive bar into your neighborhood. You heat the hot tub up, and it's just this hot, steamy, just rank beer.

I could see you doing this though. That's the thing is I could see you in that hot tub full of just cheap beer and you're doing the the dive bar beer stream and you're just like in your let you know, you're in your Speedo that we talked about before. Yeah. You go into the hot tub. Your neighbors are like, what's that smell?

Then they go to the backyard. They look. It's you and your Speedo. Hi, everybody. No.

Forget the Speedo. Alright? Oh, man. Yeah. And maybe if I had the dough.

Maybe if I had the dough. Wanted to let you know, you know, we talk a lot about our podcasts here available everywhere. Podcasts can be found if you miss the morning show or parts of it. You can always get the full recap by finding the Victor Wilt Show everywhere that podcasts can be found. So you should do that.

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Show's about, 3 out of 5. Anyway, we're launching new podcasts. We've got the artist interrogation podcast, which showcases a bunch of different interviews we've done over the years. I recently put up one with Devin Townsend, put up one with, Kenny Hickey of typo negative. Peaches has put up a bunch of them And we've also launched the noon hour of madness and mayhem, the podcast.

You should check that out. And, Peaches is working on a new podcast right now where he talks to radio people. Should be pretty cool. What's it called? Talking between the songs, something like that.

It may will tell you about it. But final podcast note, I am going to be on a local podcast sometime soon. Should be recording an episode with Chris, hopefully next week. If you wanna check out Chris Daley's podcast, it's called fueled by weird. And, he does a great job.

Does a great job. Really nice guy. So I'm looking forward to that. I've never been a guest on a podcast. I've been asked to do it before, and then it, like, fell through, a variety of people locally and or elsewhere, but I don't know what we're gonna talk about.

Yeah. He's another fellow nerd, so it it should be a good time. Again, that's fueled by weird Chris Daley's podcast. Find him everywhere podcast can be found, and I'll let you know when, the episode I'm gonna be on drops. I'm pretty excited about this.

I like yapping. So fun to make an appearance somewhere outside of the norm. So, yeah, keep you posted when that's, out there. And in the meantime, I guess I'm gonna go do tedious boring work in my office all day, and it involves pop tunes. Thankfully, I got some pop tunes that, I don't mind too much as you've learned.

If you heard about my most listened to song of the year again, I I don't listen to a lot of music on Spotify, so my end of year list is probably a little bit skewed, but whatever. Alright. I'm gonna get out of here. Peaches and I will be back in a couple hours, though. So enjoy the rest of your morning or afternoon or whatever it might be at this point.

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