The Viktor Wilt Show

Yo, what's up. It's Viktor Wilt. Morning. Welcome to the program. Shout out to everybody listening worldwide.

Thanks for tuning in. Shout out to Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas, Texas, Illinois, Missouri, Michigan. Oh, look. Washington DC tuned in. Good to see our elected leaders tuning into my show as it should be.

Right? Now I did throw out my challenge for any of the presidential candidates to come on my show. Zero response. It's not like I tried very hard. I just tagged them on Facebook.

Doubt anybody is actually reading those tags, but they're clearly at least tuned in. So, yeah. Shout out to everybody listening. Appreciate your company. Hope the morning's going good.

Last night before bed, I decided to throw something dumb on to watch some, you know, mindless entertainment to try to get some, you know, easy sleep, something that might bore me to sleep. It didn't work. Kept me awake. Watched this whole movie called strays. Have you heard of this movie?

I think it was on Hulu or something. I I don't know. It doesn't matter. It's a movie about talking dogs. It's an r rated movie, and it's got, like, Will Ferrell in it.

He's the the main dog. Who else is in it? You know, Sasha Baron Cohen's wife. I can't think of her name. Jamie Fox, and Will Forte's in it as well as a terrible dog owner.

I guess I'll give the movie about a 5 out of 10. It had some funny parts, But it it was weird because it seemed like one of those movies that should be a kid's movie, but it was clearly not based on the the content. But I I don't know what exact audience this movie was for. I mean, I guess me, I watched the whole thing, and I did chuckle a few times. You know?

It it wasn't too bad. But as I was watching it, I'm like, I'm watching the, you know, adult version of cats and dogs here. I'm watching the talking dogs movie, and I watched the whole thing. And then finally, it was like, okay. Turn the TV off.

Go to bed. You're watching talking dogs. Again, if you're looking for completely mindless entertainment, is it worth I'd I'd say it's worth a watch. 1, would I watch it again? Probably not, but it's out there.

I don't remember even hearing about this movie when it was released. I'm kind of amazed that this movie was made. It couldn't have done very well because, you know, do you wanna be the guy walking into the movie theater going to see the talking dogs movie? Maybe. Maybe.

And it perhaps if you were in the right mood, it might be the funniest movie ever. I don't know. I was tired and just laying in bed. So wasn't like I was geared up for, lots of chuckles. Yeah.

Wasn't comedy time, but it was good. It was a lot more uplifting. Well, it had some sad parts, but a lot more uplifting than a lot of the other stuff I've been watching as of late. So maybe I need to switch over to comedies for a bit even if I don't know. Are there any newer comedies that are really good?

Yeah. I've none are coming to mind or at least none that I recall seeing highly recommended. Maybe I'll have to look into that. Maybe there are some some top tier comedies that I've somehow missed out on. I don't know.

Strays, though. You wanna watch talking dog movie for adults? It's out there. It's it's streaming on one of the, services for free. I I wanna say Hulu, but don't quote me on that.

So, So, anyway, there was my evening talking dog movie. Mhmm. Hey. You don't need to accomplish something every night. Right?

And, actually, I did get some things done yesterday, so I'm feeling decent about myself. Yeah. Got some errands done. Made some phone calls. So that was better than to be expected on Monday.

Alright. Strays. I guess I guess it gets the Victor Wilt. One watch recommendation, but don't expect it to be anything great. K?

It's dumb. It's talking dogs, but it has some pretty vile jokes in it, and some of it is pretty funny. Hey. Got, something fun to tell you about. You wanna come hang out with us at the haunted river in Manan Friday night for the haunted meetup?

Why wouldn't you want to? It's gonna be a lot of fun if you've never been to the haunted river. I think it's the longest haunted attraction I've ever been to. Takes probably a good hour to go through it. It's really cool, and nothing beats going for free.

Well, it's super easy to join us for the haunted meetup powered by Greasemonkey, Wackerly Subaru, and Wackerly Auto Center. All you've gotta do is tomorrow, Wednesday, 4 to 6 PM, go see peaches at Wackerly Subaru on Woodruff. 4 to 6 PM. Now this is 1st come, 1st serve, so you're gonna wanna get there early to secure your spot. But stop by, see Peaches.

He'll get you on the list. And then Friday night, you can join us at the haunted river in Manan and go through one of East Idaho's premier haunted attractions. It's gonna be loads of fun. Always excited for the haunted meetup. Great to have it back.

Great to be in Halloween season. So why don't you join us for a little bit of spooky fun Friday night? Go see peaches tomorrow, 4 to 6 PM at Wackerly Subaru on Woodruff. But again, it's 1st come first serve. So get there early.

Hey. I don't know if you've heard, but coming up in just about a month, we've got an election people. Make sure to get registered to vote. Vote.gov. Make your voice heard.

Gonna beat this to death until the election. I see a lot of naysayers online. My vote doesn't matter in Idaho. Idaho always goes the same way. Well, if you ever wanna make things change, you gotta get out and vote.

If everybody who feels that way just sits at home, then, yeah, nothing ever changes. So if you're unhappy, you gotta get registered to vote and get out and do it. Tonight is the vice presidential debate, airing let's see here. Thought it was on CBS, but I would imagine you can stream it somewhere. You know?

I should've probably looked that up before I jumped on air and started yapping about it. But, anyway, it's going down tonight at, 7 PM, 7 PM mountain time. Okay. Aired on CBS and live streamed on platforms where CBS news 247 and Paramount plus are accessible. So paramount plus.

I would imagine you could find it online as well. Gotta watch these things. The last one was a circus. Yeah. Generally, expect it would be kind of boring and disappointing.

It could very well end up being that way, but you gotta get to know the candidates. You know? I really enjoyed the last one, and you never know what kind of crazy sound bites are gonna come out of it. You might get some good laughs. I mean, come on.

Did did you watch the last one? Whoever thought we'd have a presidential candidate screaming about people eating pets? You know? It definitely woke me up when I was watching it. So check out the VP debate tonight going down at 7 PM.

Again, I'm sure that CBS will be streaming it online. Just when it gets close to 7, you know, probably even fire up YouTube. There there will be YouTubers that are, rebroadcasting it. So check it out because you wanna be an educated voter. And, I mean, I I can't imagine it's gonna be as much of a circus as the last one, but I'm still gonna check it out because what why wouldn't I?

Right? So you should as well. VP debate tonight. I think gonna end up being the last debate before the election. There was supposed to be another presidential debate, but, it doesn't look like that's gonna happen, which is unfortunate.

So who knows? I mean, we've still got a month. That could easily change, but might be your last chance to see candidates talking directly to one another, and it could get pretty ridiculous. So check that out tonight. Alright?

And then we'll hopefully be coming to the show tomorrow with some really funny things to talk about. I got fingers crossed. Check out this quote. Having no HOA is all fun and games until your neighbor does this. They also have a separate 3 car garage that is also the same color.

It's a purple house. Saw a picture of it on Facebook. Shared it in the k Bear 101, Idaho Rock and Metal Group, and I think it looks great. I really think it does. I think it looks great.

They picked a, tasteful purple color, got the black trim. It's a house out in the country, and it looks wonderful. But there's always somebody. Somebody's having fun. Somebody's livening things up a little bit.

Now this isn't a picture from around here. I mean, it could be looking at the the landscape. It looks like many rural areas of east Idaho, but I shared this with the intention of just trying to motivate people a little bit to consider painting their house something a little bit more fun. Alright. Winter is approaching.

And when you drive around here after we've just been covered in ice and snow for months months, the houses all match the landscape. Lots of gray and white and just dreary. It would make winter a tiny bit more enjoyable if there was some color to be seen. This place gets pretty bleak pretty bleak during those winter months. We're all suffering from, you know, lack of sunshine because we're overcast for, like, 5 months.

Why not just have a little fun and paint your house a different color? Alright. A bright red. How about a blue? Maybe a nice, orange, yellow.

I don't know. Anything that's not gray, beige, white, boring, you know, tan. There's enough tan. Alright? Stare at the hills.

There you go. There's your tan. Let's brighten it up a little bit. Anyway, I I know that I've complained about that before, but go check out that purple house I posted. It looks awesome.

Just got an email from Jay Miller, our sales manager. Now I don't know what he was doing listening to Rock Hits on Amazon instead of listening to my show. Said he was, looks like working out or something. Listening to rock hits this morning for my lift. Does that mean lifting or, like, the ride to work?

I don't know. But anyhow, Amazon Music pushing a bunch of rock hits on Jay Miller such as new music from Warren Zeaters. Now are you familiar with Warren Zeaters? I mean, he's the quintessential modern rock artist. Here, let me let me stop this music here, and I'll give you a a a quick taste of rock artist Warren's Eaters.

I'm talking when we hear when you were mine. Look at that looking your ass. I'm addressing you in my hair. Okay. I I can only take so much of that.

Warren Zeaters is without question a a country artist. And then, of course, they pummeled Jay Miller with Imagine Dragons. Well, Jay, this is a lesson to be had. If you wanna get pumped in the morning, you don't throw on Amazon rockets. Get out of here with that.

You throw on the Victor Welt show. I just got done well, I guess, we didn't go too hard with green day, wake me up when September ends. But before that, we were going hard. Alright. We've had some a day to remember, some bring me the horizon, some Nirvana, some nothing more.

Real rock bands. And, you know, nothing against Warren Zeaters. In the world of country, he's, you know, one one of the the better ones, but he is not a rock artist. Let's see. Jay says, skipped a few songs and then Corey Marks and Jelly Roll.

Alright. I mean, we've played both of those artists. There is a new Jelly Roll song that the labels have been getting mad at me for not playing. It's just not a rock song. It's a country song.

This happens from time to time. It's happened with Hardy too. You know, if a song is a rock song, I'll play it. But if it's just straight country, like, just a straight up country song, I just can't do it. Like, we've played Corey Marks.

Outlaws and outsiders rocking enough, still very country, and we've got a few songs in rotation that do have a country flare. But just because an artist has put out a rock song does not mean all of their songs are rock songs. I've gotten in this argument with many a rock programmer. You know, talking about Imagine Dragons, that's kind of the go to. Let's argue about what makes a rock band.

And the excuse was always, well, look. They've got guitars on stage and drums. Yeah. So did pretty much any live act. Taylor Swift has all that stuff.

K? Guitars does not immediately indicate rock. K? Garth Brooks. I'm pretty sure he holds a guitar the entire show.

Ain't nobody out there calling Garth Brooks a rock artist. Well, except his label. They did call me one time trying to get me to do a ticket giveaway for Garth Brooks on k Bear, and I was like, well, no. That doesn't make sense. Even though I know we have some listeners who would wanna go, it wouldn't make sense.

And they're like, well, Garth, you know, he's he's fans all genres. I'm like, nah. I'm pretty sure he doesn't. Alright. If we were a hip hop station, you can't tell me Garth Brooks is a rap artist.

Right? You're not gonna convince me he's a rock artist either. He is a country artist. Alright? So I'd be happy to do a giveaway on 105 the hawk hour country station where we also play Warren Zeaters, Jelly Roll, Korey Marks.

And by the way, I like to throw out this reminder every once in a while. If you have friends or family into country music and they're listening to Kewpie, you gotta get them to switch over to the hawk. K? Our playlist is a 1000000 times better. We don't speed up the songs.

Seriously, turn on Kewpie. Have your Spotify ready. And when a when a song comes on, listen to, you know, 30 seconds of it, then pull the same song up on Spotify. They speed the songs up over there and make them sound like chipmunks. It it how people tolerate listening to it, I don't know because it it's pain on the ears and not just because it is country music.

Kewpie is just a terrible radio station. The worst country station in the market, which just blows my mind. They are somewhat popular. Get your friends and family to listen to a real country station. Alright?

105 the hawk. We also have 105 outlaw. Yeah. You know? Getting even grittier.

And then if you're into classic country, we got 105 legends. We got the whole country end of things covered, and people still, for some reason, not many, but some tune into that awful station Kewpie. Yep. My homie, Justin Pierce, he doesn't jump on air and use a fake voice to sound more country. Howdy, people.

Like, it's it's the fakest station ever. They're terrible. So please please encourage your family and friends to tune into something better. Yikes. Plus they yeah.

The the playlist the playlist is just trash. Not even playing any Zach Bryan. I mean, jeez. Probably the current most popular artist in country, and we're the only country station that plays them. So stupid.

He'll probably pop up on the, Amazon Rock hits that Jay Miller's listening to next. I was just talking with JD about the Judas Priest show. It's going down Saturday night at the Mountain America Center. Weekend show right here in East Idaho, and you might be able to go for free. We are still hooking up tickets, but you better enter to win, like, immediately because we're drawing winners within the next day or 2.

Get over to the Kay Bear app, the alt app, the Cannonball app. Sign up once in each, and you may win yourself some free tickets to see Judas Priest and Sabaton this weekend, thanks to our friends at No Limit Guitar Company. And funny enough, I ended up talking about No Limit Guitar Company with JD as well, JD, local guitarist in the band Stiff Richard. No Limits got their big 6th anniversary sale going on, so we start talking guitars. I'm like, yeah.

Kinda nervous to walk into No Limit because I'm trying not to spend any money. And every time I go in there, I find an awesome guitar that I've just gotta have. I might have to go buy there. Might as well shop when they got the deals. Right?

Yeah. We got a lot of fun stuff going on with no limit this month. Judas Priest tickets up for grabs. Sign up to win those right now. Kay Bear app, altap, Cannonball app.

We'll hit you up if you win. If you don't, you should buy tickets yesterday. Let me double check this. Hang on here. Hang on.

Let's go to, Judas Priest, Idaho Falls. Before I say anything about this, I wanna make sure this is still the case. I saw some deals yesterday. Alright. Let's see if this still works.

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But, yeah, if you haven't picked up your tickets and if you don't win, buy 1, get 1 tickets to Judas Priest. All you gotta do is go to the ticket master page, Ticketmaster, not any of these secondary market pages, Ticketmaster. And where there's the button that says unlock, just punch in Rocktober there, and you've got your opportunity to pick up Rocktober buy 1, get 1 tickets to Judas Priest, which can bring your tickets down to being as cheap as, like, $27 a piece. Pretty cool, Pretty cute. But you might as well try to go for free.

So enter in our apps, hit up no limit for their awesome deals, and then keep listening for Halloween tracks every hour. Thanks to no limit guitar company all throughout the month of October. Again, celebrating their 6th year anniversary. I think I'm gonna have to stop in and see see what they got. I got those empty slots for guitars on my wall.

Gotta fill those in. Just doesn't feel right. Have an empty space where there should be a guitar. Anyhow, go get yourself a guitar. Never too late to learn.

Hey. There's a snake, man. I'm gonna go show that snake who's boss. A drunk man picked a fight with a python in the street. And, who do you think won?

Mhmm. This guy's all hammered. Sees a 7 foot python in the street. I'm a wrassle it. Alright.

Snake wrapped itself around him, started squeezing. Luckily, with the help of onlookers and authorities, They were able to get the snake off before it killed the drunk command. You know, trying to get in a fight with pretty much anything when you're hammered is a bad idea, but a snake. Come on. Yep.

Might as well just get out, fight bison, Elk, mountain lion, bears. I don't know. If you if you wouldn't fight it sober, you probably shouldn't fight it hammered. I could take that snake. Have you ever touched a python?

They feel like just solid muscle. Frightening. Frightening. I know I'm a wuss. Whatever.

Y'all can go ahead and judge me. Snakes scare me. Dinosaurs with no legs. They're horrifying. Okay.

What else do we have going on here? For freak news powered by Greasemonkey. What happens if you don't let the fart go? Okay. What happens if you hold in farts?

This is a long article. I like a nice scientific breakdown from livescience.com about what happens if you hold in your farts. They say that, the good news is we have a process for it. The bad news is that gas has to pass eventually. So what what happens?

Why why don't they just get to the point here? Where does the gas go? Let's see. So the body's trying to push the gas out. They're mostly released during bathroom breaks or as the body relaxes to sleep at night.

Well, they they just, you know, kind of seep out and you don't really know. I thought it was gonna be grosser than this. I thought I had read before that, well, eventually, it just comes out the other end. You got fart mouth going on. Well, anyway, I didn't see that in the article.

Boring. Boring. Let's see. We've got another article about how we're living in a matrix style simulation. Oh, hold on.

Hold on. Before we get to that, let's see what this caller wants. K Bear, you are live on the program. Please keep that in mind. Who's this?

Hey. It's uncle Yeti out here. It's Victor. Uncle Eddie. How's it going?

Uncle. Uncle Yeti. Uncle Yeti. Abominable format. Okay.

Like the Bigfoot. Gotcha. Yeah. So what's up? So when you all just park the inn, they actually travel on your side, and that's where really bad ideas come from.

Ah. So it's, so we got a lot of politicians that just hold their farts in all day every day. Is that what you're saying? Yep. Pretty much.

Alright. Well, thank you, uncle Yeti, for the scientific breakdown of where farts travel through your body if you don't let them go. There you go. Have a good one. You too, man.

Peace. Peaches. I'm glad you could walk in right when we break down some scientific fact. Uncle Yeti claiming that farts travel up your spine, and that's why you get bad ideas. That's why I don't let it I don't hold it in.

I just let it go in here. I know. You're a horrific human being just like Jade Davis. I at least wander elsewhere and hide and, no. You you go to a classy studio and you farted up in Don't tell them.

Don't tell them the truth. You also tell Katie but, like, this is what I think about you. That that that is completely incorrect. No. That would be way out of line.

That's what you're telling me off the air. You do it all the time. I I saw you do it one time. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

That sounds like an HR complaint waiting to happen. Katie wanders down. Alright, Andrea. Wouldn't believe what Victor did. Just walks in, rips 1, and insults it.

And then and then gives me a certain hand gesture and walks out of the room. Yes. No. I am the pinnacle of friendliness in this building. I you know, if anyone's due for a, a toxic bombing of their studio or office, that is jade without question.

You know, I, you know, I tend to try to ensure when I come to work that I'm not gonna have those kind of issues. I'm not pounding down a bunch of soda right before I walk in. You know? What can I do to fill my body up with as much gas as possible? If you really wanna be gassy, eat a ton of protein.

Eat a ton of protein. Yeah. Those protein farts. They stink. Alright.

Thanks for the tip, peaches. For a long while there, I was trying to eat, like, a ton of protein to gain muscle and, yeah, those farts at night. Alright. Through a chainsaw. That's good to know.

See, I I'm the kindest employee in the building because I don't even eat breakfast. You know, I wait till later on. So I I got nothing That just makes you a lazy turd. No. It doesn't make you lazy.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't want breakfast. I I intermittent fast. Intermittent fast is just a fancy way of saying, oh, I'm too lazy to be eat breakfast, so I'm gonna skip it.

What do you mean? I've it's not a laziness thing. I have a banana in my office right now. I could go eat it. I don't feel like it.

I'm not hungry. I wait till I get an appetite. I don't look to shove all food down. Peaches now what what's worse? Me not eating breakfast or having a moon pie for breakfast?

Well, I had a protein shake this morning too. I'm ready to rip. Yeah. Oh, jeez. But guess what?

I got that focus meeting with Jade at 10. Please. I'll do the toxic bombing. Well, the problem the problem is is that poor Emma's in there too. Oh, yeah.

And I don't wanna, like, I don't wanna hurt her to get into the war zone, you know. That's why he has someone in there taking notes because he knows we would just be dropping toxic bombs on him every day because he deserves it. He doesn't need an assistant. That's just Well, what a hostage situation. Here's what you do is you go, Emma, I need to talk to Jade about something private.

I've got a a concern. And then what I do And then she'll leave and then you just As I fart and then I also get, like, a bunch of those stink bombs and I have you ready at the door and you squeeze them and they inflate Yeah. And then they explode and unleash the stink. I I like this sound. I will just throw those in there and then shut the door and then hold the door closed because Jay can't out power me.

No. He's not gonna I'm gonna I'm just gonna, like, keep it closed. We hear just glass shattering as he leaps through the window. Don't hold your farts in people. Unleash them on someone who deserves it.

Katie just walked in the z studio. Now is your time. Get over that. I don't do that to the poor z 103. Alright.

Welcome to the Victor Wilt Show today. Hello. I hope everything's going amazing. If we're gonna talk about, farts, I guess we might as well also talk about bottles of pee. Hey.

This is a real news article. Alright? The mystery of the Hawkins Common Room pee bottles. Where is Hawkins Hall? Alright.

Let's see here. I mean, I'm I'm at some kind of a college website here and, apparently, for over a month, water bottles filled with pee just kept building up. You know, they have the common room where people go to, I don't know, kick back, watch TV, read, chat with their friends. But day by day, just more and more bottles, just water bottles filled with pee just start showing up on a table. And after 5 weeks, they finally go, what's going on here?

Who's doing this? What are we gonna do about here's what you do about it. Throw them away. K. Jeez.

If I happen to walk into the studio, I mean, I'd be thoroughly disgusted. But if there was a water bottle with what looked like pee in it, even if it was just apple juice. You know, I'd I'd get paper towel. Or I mean, it's it's just a little pee. I mean, you could just pick it up and throw it away.

Right? And go wash your hands when you're done. These people let just piles of these bottles pile up and take some initiative and throw it away. It's like when something's disgusting in the fridge. You know, if you're in a business setting and you have a common area where food is stored, sometimes people will forget about something.

You smell a stink. Take some initiative. Look around. Find the garbage that's rotting and throw it away. But people don't do that.

They're like, oh, it's not my bottle of pee. Throw it in the garbage. This this shouldn't be an issue whatsoever. Don't they have a janitor at bare minimum at this, college who should be throwing these away? Why did they just keep showing up and nobody did anything about it?

Peaches wanna talk to me about laziness because I won't eat breakfast. Well, I tell you what. If there are nasty bottles of pee just hanging around, I wouldn't be lazy about it. Into the trash, they'd go. Disgusting.

Come on, people. Wrong with the world. They sent out a message to the entire, you know, student body addressing the issue. You know, the amount of time it would take to write an email to everyone in school about it, you could've picked them up and thrown them in the garbage. Just throw them away.

They're not mine. I don't wanna touch them. I mean, it's gross, but still, wash your hands when you're done. I guarantee, handling cash, you're getting way more nasty stuff on your hands handling cash than picking up, you know, one of these water bottles. Alright?

Touching a door handle at a public business Probably way grodier. Touching your cell phone to send that message out about the the bottles that need to be cleaned up. Touching your cell phone. Way, way grodier than these these water bottles. So stop being lazy.

If you see something disgusting like that, just clean it up and then put a camera in place so you can find out what disgusting individual's doing it and then publicly shame them or or something. I don't know what's up with all of these news articles coming my way about things relating to, the bathroom, but I ain't complaining because that kind of content makes me laugh whether you like it or not, or if it grosses you out. Sorry. This one's not as bad as some of the the last couple stories. K?

This is just about a guy in London. Who's trying to get the city to remove the toilet that they installed outside of his house for bus drivers. Yeah. They got a porta potty and, it looks like a semipermanent installation. It's not the type of porta potty you would envision, you know, green or blue plastic.

This thing looks pretty industrial. So I would understand if you were shopping for a home, you show up to check out this guy's flat or whatever it is in the UK. And you're like, what's that smell? Oh, it's the toilet outside. And what's up with the constant stream of the bus drivers rolling in and out of that thing?

Now the city says it's a temporary lavatory, and they're going to get rid of it. But imagine you're trying to sell your home. This toilet looks semi permanent to me. And you've got a realtor working on your behalf trying to convince people. Yeah.

You know, it's not always gonna be there. You know, this is a temporary toilet. We we know it smells bad, but we swear. We swear it's temporary. The city's told us, you mean to tell me the government made a claim about this toilet, and I'm just supposed to believe you, mister realtor?

Take me somewhere else to try to find a home to buy. Why didn't they find a better spot to put it than just, like, right by this guy's driveway? Seems like you could find a park or something somewhere where other people might be able to get some use out of it because this is gonna bring in all kinds of people. Imagine if every time you walked outside, you got somebody, you know, stinking up your yard because you've been near an outhouse. Right?

The smell just kinda lingers. Imagine a hot day. Oh, terrible. Terrible. I mean, we were out at craters of the moon, peaches, Louboutis, and I.

We were at the devil's orchard. And, there is a, you know, permanent restroom on the far end of the parking lot. There we were as far away from it as you could get, but with the right wind, we're like, oh, jeez. Woah, Man, could the wind turn another direction? Imagine you're this guy.

You're sitting in your kitchen having some nice oatmeal for breakfast. Next thing you know, warm breeze comes a rolling in. Good luck to this guy. He's not gonna be able to sell his house. I don't know.

Maybe somebody wants the convenience. You know, if I'm doing yard work, I don't wanna have to go back inside. So this is actually now my dream home. And my arm can't extend all the way out. Your arm can't extend all the way out.

I went to the gym for the first time in a long time. I did arms, and this is how far as it can go. Well, you know, not everybody can be as swole as me. You know, I don't ever deal with any kind of injuries people know. Different type of mister universe.

Yeah. I'm I'm always in tip top shape as you know. Okay. I never deal with any kind of physical issues. When's the last time you used that treadmill in your basement?

Oh, daily. You know, that's the first thing I do when I wake up. I just walk straight downstairs and I just jump on that thing and start running at high speed. I turn it all the way up and then I also incline it as far as it'll go. And I just run uphill to start my day.

Why do I imagine you in those like that eighties, like, Richard Simmons gear with the headband? How did you know I used a headband? I mean, I get sweaty and I don't have any hair to sop up the sweat. Yeah. I I know how that feels.

Yeah. Yeah. So I slap on the nice cushy headband. Mhmm. And, you know, the short shorts?

You put on the leotard too? Well, you know, it does make for, a little bit more freedom and movement, you know, because I don't wanna end up not being able to lift my arm. Yeah. So I lift it up all the way. It just can't extend.

Ah. Yeah. See. Maybe that's the deal, Peach, is if you go to the gym, you need to dress like the big show. Yeah?

Or Andre the Giant with the the one strap. Dude. Yeah. It's funny you mentioned him because I was gonna bring him up during the noon hour today, but we can bring it up now if you want to. Sure.

I was watching this old interview of him on the Howard Stern show. Okay. Please give me your best, Wondra the Giant impression of him talking to Howard Stern. Well, he doesn't talk all that stupid. No.

He's just he's hard to understand. He's a smart guy. He's not hard to understand at all. He's an old son to do. I can't understand him, but I can't understand a lot of things.

He was 27 when he was on that show. He looked way older than that. 27? Yeah. I mean, how old was he when he died?

Do you know? Big Show? No. Andre the Giant. I'm at Big Show.

Oh, okay. I thought you were talking I'm like, what do you mean Andre the Giant isn't hard to understand? Have you ever heard that guy talk? No. He has the oh, he has the French accent plus the gigantism, whatever the disease is called.

He's extremely hard to understand. Well, I heard he's one of the nicest dudes ever. Oh, yeah. I bet he was. But, yeah, Big Show talks normal.

Oh, man. Imagine him with that mister McMahon documentary. That would be great. He'd be, like, 80 years old or something. He was a bad guy.

Have you watched any of that yet? No. I need to. Okay. I mean, yesterday, I didn't get out of here till, like, 6:30, and my my brain was just fried.

So Yeah. I, I watched the dumbest movie ever last night. Oh, boy. It's called You won't let me get to my point. Okay.

Get to your point. So big show is on the Howard Stern Show, and I I was relating to a lot of what he said because he knew he was good at most people. Yeah. But at one point, he said he had his first kiss at 12 years old, and he got arrested because they thought he was a much older guy. Oh, jeez.

It's like you at the amusement park, and they're like, no. You can't go on the kiddie rides, but I'm only 5. Now I watched a movie last night. We've been talking a lot about pets recently, and I was just trying to find something dumb to watch as I went to sleep. Ended up watching the whole movie.

It's called Strays. Have you ever heard of this? Oh, with Will Ferrell as the, the dog? Will Ferrell as a talking dog it's a talking dog movie. The trailer looked hilarious.

It it had a few funny parts, but, I mean, I'd only really give this movie about a a 5 out of 10. I talked about it earlier this morning. It had some vile humor in it. It it was weird because it was like a kid's movie because it's talking dogs, but kids could never watch it No. Because of the the content in it.

So it was really weird, and I couldn't figure out exactly who this movie was marketed toward because it seemed like the ultimate movie for for kids because they'd feel very naughty watching it, and they would laugh. But as an adult, I felt weird sitting there by myself watching a talking dog movie. Why do you feel weird doing that? Come on now. Because it was like again, it felt like I was watching a kid's movie with bad language.

Weird crap all the time. Yeah. But not talking dog movies. You know? What what what's next?

Am I gonna throw on Homeward Bound and sit around and cry? You literally watch South Park and that's like a looks like a kid's cartoon Yeah. With adult themes. That's true. I don't know what it is about probably because when I, you know, when my kids were growing up, we would watch movies like Cats and Dogs with the talking cats and talking dogs.

The Brave Little Toaster. I don't like The Brave Little Toaster. I saw you post that meme in the Yeah. It it gives me the creeps. Something about it has always rubbed me the wrong way.

We've talked about that plenty. Kids movies that disturb me. The brave little toaster is not the worst of the bunch. And the dog's movie strays, it didn't disturb me. I'd say it's worth one watch.

I'd probably never watch it again. And I was impressed, I'll say, by what happened at the end because there's kind of a theme going throughout the movie of something that's gonna happen, and you don't think that's gonna happen. And then then it then it does. Yeah. You'd probably like it, Peaches.

You should watch strays. What's it on? I think it's on Hulu. I don't have that. Yeah.

I might be wrong, though. It might have been Prime or I I don't know. I was just flipping through it. I'm like, okay. That looks stupid.

It's rated r, and it's a talking dog. All you do is watch TV. Yeah. I'm old. I'm old.

I relax. I did a lot before that. You gotta you gotta give up the computer then if you're not gonna stream it all. I don't know. I sat at my computer yesterday paying bills and making phone calls.

Paying bills. You can't just do that on your phone. You have to have an expensive computer for paying your bills. And then I played some Red Dead 2. I did play a little bit of Red Dead part 2.

So, you know, I'm gaming a bit, but I didn't feel like streaming. Well, yeah. I guess my camera was in my truck. I could've hooked it all up, but, so much work. So we gotta go out to the driveway.

Work. Ugh. I'd have to plug it in. Mister, I used to go on the treadmill every morning and run on high speeds. I know.

I I can't make it to the truck. I run out of energy because of all my exercise, man. I posted earlier in the Kay Bear 101 Idaho Rock and Metal Group a picture of a well, I shared the post somebody made boohooing about their neighbors, some Karen, who said, having no HOA is all fun and games until your neighbor does this. They also have a separate 3 car garage that is also the same color. This is a house out in the country.

They got a they got a barn or a little shed. I guess it would be a big shed since it's a barn esque. Anyhow, to me, very cool purple color surrounded by a bunch of purple color surrounded by a bunch of boring white houses. Yeah. They're livening things up a bit out in the country and, oh, I don't like that my neighbors painted their house something fun.

I talk about this plenty because I hate winter months around here because Well, for 1, it's cold. Everything's covered in ice. Snow sucks. I like it warm outside. But, too, after many months of just gray overcast skies, you know, you're driving around.

All of the snow has turned to that just sludgy, nasty gray color. The sky's all gray and then everything else is painted gray or tan or white and how I wish people would have a little bit of fun. Paint your house neon green. I don't know. Get wild with it.

Let's look through some of the comments here and see what the K Bear army thinks about this. Oh, hideous purple house. I think it's a fine choice of a color. You could have gone way more obnoxious. It's got black trim.

It looks pretty good. Looks pretty good. Stewart says there's brightly colored houses speckled all over Pocatello. Alright. Speckled is the keyword, Stewart.

We need more of them. You shouldn't have to hunt them down. Alright? Shouldn't be, you know, a few grains of sand in the entire beach with a little bit of flare. Alright.

Mystery says, what color is this purple? I need to repaint my house. Yeah. Mystery, do it. I don't know what color of purple that is, but I think it looks pretty good.

Let's see. Matthew says never understood how what I do on my property is anyone else's business or concern as long as it isn't illegal. Exactly. Exactly. It's your yard.

It's your house. Have some fun with it. Paint it something wacky. David tired of every building being so drab? More colors great?

Here's a guy who's got an interesting colored house anyhow, an interesting looking house, Jay Davis. My Dracula house is what the neighborhood calls it. Oh, yeah. And it's, that time of year. Evil.

I I think you have a really cool looking house. It stands out. It's got some character. Are you talking about the purple house? The purple house.

We need more of it. Yeah. It looked great. It was out in the country, you know, and it had the black trim. I I thought it was a tasteful purple color.

Yeah. It was fun. Because, you know, it gets me so down by, like, February driving around in the empty gray expanse. Where all you see is brown or cream colored houses? Yeah.

There's There's no sun. There's nothing. Just Yeah. Gray skies. It beats you down.

You know, people don't think about around here being a place that you get pummeled with seasonal affective disorder. But I think it might be worse here than in a place like Portland because at least if you drive around Portland, all the plants aren't dead. And, also, there's color everywhere, You know? You're still dealing with the overcast skies and you need, like, some kind of a grow lamp to sit in front of for many hours every day if you don't wanna go crazy. Remember to check with your doctor on vitamins, people.

Yep. But, yeah. Most of the listeners, seem to agree that we could use some more color around here, but there are some people like, my husband won't let me paint the house a fun color. Why? Who cares what the neighbors say?

Make it black. Hey. You and me both got black houses, and I think they look great. It just matches our souls. My house isn't black enough.

Insane. You know? It's more of a gray. Yeah. Mine mine's a dark gray Yep.

That looks blue when the sun's out. That's kinda mine too. Yeah. And I'm like Because you had to copies me again. Now listen.

Did I paint my house before you moved into your house? I think so. Well, I think you painted it after. When did the apocalypse happen? No.

It wasn't part of the apocalypse. It was part of no. That was part of the, the great hailstorm of, whenever the band dead was here. I I don't remember. Oh, yeah.

So it would have been a little bit after I moved into my house. Okay. Because you you had to get some work done due to the hailstorm of doom? No. The our new house did.

Actually, no. I think you were at the old house because your camper got all all pummeled by the hail. Either way You copied me. No. You copied me.

But I still didn't get to paint it the color of black I wanted. I wanted to go, like, the blackest of the black. Now it it's so close that it was like why didn't why didn't just go with full on black? Still looks pretty cool. It's still a lot more exciting than many houses around, and I have this, you know, metal dragon on my front porch.

Not for long. Don't touch my dragon. That's a Victor's address is Don't give it out. Don't give it out. There might be other decorations people don't like so much.

I think I showed you those. No sleep till Brooklyn. No sleep for us, Jade. All we do is work work work. That's right.

So that's why I assume you're here to give me more. Whenever we go camping, my oldest doesn't like to wake up and I got a really loud boom box. So I'm like, okay, it's time to go. After about the 4th time, I'll just go get the boom box and set it right by his head and turn it up all the way and turn on no sleep till Brooklyn. He does not like that song anymore.

My kids didn't like that, Eagles song. Get over it. I'll never start playing that one too. Next time they're crying about something. I gotta remember to put that in the button bar for when Peaches is complaining.

Get over it. Get over it. I tried so hard. Get over it. What do you think is the worst job out there?

Worst job out there. That's a wonderful question. It's gotta be something that involves that's about where I was going. The sanitarium like the deep dive sanitarium guy. Let's find out what the Internet says.

Worst jobs Because if you've ever been to, like, the the cleanup, there's there's augers and things in there that need to be cleaned every once in a while from my understanding. Ugh. And so I just gotta go down there and do that? Here. Let's take this call and I'll tell you about it.

Thought I had. Whoever this is, make sure you keep it clean. Yeah. Keep it clean, please. You're live.

Directly on Google Ads. This keeps happening. This keeps happening. To an agent. Oh, Google.

And every time I try to connect to an agent, it won't connect me so I can yell at them on air. So, I watched this movie last night called strays. Have you seen this? It's a it's a talking dog movie. It's got Will Ferrell as a talking dog.

Jamie Foxx is a talking dog. It's a movie for adults. It's I give it a 5 by 10. Like Homeward Bound or Milo and Otis or It it was that kind of thing, but it was rated r. So Alright.

It had a few funny parts. You know, it it might be worth one watch. But it one part in it, you know, of course, it's a dog movie. They're gonna all of a sudden end up getting picked up by the pound. You know, that's gonna happen in every dog movie.

So they're in the pound, all these dogs, and they need to escape. So they come up with a plan that involves lots of poo. And this guy comes in. He's the, the dog jailer. I don't know what you call him, but he he ends up covered.

He has to poo on you like Joe Dirt. So I would assume having to work in a place where you have to clean up lots and lots of animal waste would be horrible. I watched a video many years ago on animal planet about disgusting animal jobs. Mhmm. And, I don't know if you've ever seen the process that they use to artificially in 78 elephants jade.

I'm not gonna go into the details, but it was the craziest thing I've ever seen on TV, and I wish I could describe it because I had never laughed so hard. That's what these people have to deal with. I'll I'll tell you about it off air. But let's see what the internet says. 30 worst jobs in the world revealed.

Okay. Number 1, I could agree with this because I've done this job telemarketer. Oh, you got I've done that job. Phone job. Oh.

That's a terrible job. I mean, we still kinda do a phone job here, but people are happy to call us. Yeah. It's not outbound. Yeah.

It's not outbound. Sell little old lady something they don't need. Oh. I and I did inbound calls for customer service, but outbound surveys. And even surveys, people would get so mad.

I did albine outbound sales. Yeah. I avoided that one. That was the other the, like, one other option in Pokey. Yep.

That's that's where I was. I had a lot of friends over at that place. I lasted the whole 4 days. The 4 days. My soul is gone after 4 days.

I'm not coming back. Wow. Yeah. Telemarketing. I still think potentially having to deal with lots of, dookie.

They've got just general cleaner at number 2. Imagine cleaning people's houses. That'd probably be kind of gross too, depending on whose house you're cleaning. Yeah. I didn't do any cleaning for houses, but I was a janitor for a a more upstanding type business, and you'd be amazed at how disgusting people are even in a professional setting.

Oh, yeah. Trust me. I know. There was that one day here where Peaches comes in, he's like, toilet's clogged. And I'm like Then unclog it.

Yeah. So I have to go down there and get the plunger and unclog it. Why did you clog it? Not beaches. But I also worked as a a furniture delivery boy once.

Oh. And some of the houses I had to deliver stuff to were disgusting. Oh, I'll I'll bet, dude. I'll bet. It Sometimes you don't wanna get the insight into people's houses.

Are terrible. They Why why are there why are there so many of them? Grody. It makes me feel better about myself because I'll feel like my house is a mess, You know? And I've been No.

Just for life. Just my life. Yeah. You know, at least the house is tidy if even if I'm a disaster. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt show.

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