The Viktor Wilt Show

Yo. What's up? It's Viktor Wilt. Hello, and happy Tuesday to you. Was just reading about Sony launching a portable version of the PS 5.

You know, that's what I thought they had done when they launched that PlayStation portal. I kept seeing that thing. I'm like, why isn't there more buzz about this? Because I thought it was a handheld PS 5, which would be amazing. You know, it's got the controllers that snap on the sides kinda like a switch, but they're the, you know, haptic controllers.

The the PS 5 controllers looked awesome, but turns out the PS portal, you just stream the games off of your PS 5. You gotta have a PS 5 up and running. I think they might have upgraded it so you could stream from, like, PlayStation online, maybe. But it wasn't like a switch where you just put the game in and boom, go. So, yeah, I had a lot of trouble trying to figure out who this is for.

I guess kids whose parents don't let them use the TV. Like, come come on, mom, please. I really wanna play my game. No. Play your portal.

Yeah. But anybody else like me, why would I, if I'm at home, use the portal when I have a TV to play video games on? TV always gonna be better than handheld. So, anyway, yeah, it it wasn't what I thought it would be. Hence, the price point that made sense.

And, I mean, it's still kinda cool, I guess, but I think what everybody would want is just a handheld device that straight up plays PS 5 games. So you're on an airplane. You know, you're, like, I don't know, in the back of a car on a long road trip, you can game it up. But they are saying that's few years away, so hope I didn't get you excited. Probably many years away.

But, hey, you can buy a PS 5 Pro for $700. Jeez. Maybe once GTA 6 comes out. Alright. I'm waking up here.

We're getting rolling. If you need to get ahold of me, 208-535-1015, the number to call, and we'll just, keep rolling here. Alright? Hope your Tuesday goes well. Hey.

Try to avoid being a, you know, hammered embarrassment on Thanksgiving. I was reading through a bunch of trashy things people have done at family Thanksgiving dinners. And, you know, these are things people won't ever forget. You know, if you ruin Thanksgiving, you're never gonna live that down. So be careful with that booze.

That's what a lot of these seem to share in common here. People who are hammered and then they, you know, just make a fool out of themselves. Like this guy, he he was, I guess, really wanting some crown royal and just didn't wanna drink it or wasn't able to pound it fast enough, poured it all over his turkey like gravy. Sound pretty nasty there. Let's see.

My drunk aunt served the turkey in a kitty litter box for her cats that had been cleaned out even if you scrub and scrub and scrub. Oh, that's nasty. That's nasty. My blasted uncle got butt naked for the what do you give thanks for speeches. Yeah.

Nobody wanna see, you know, uncle Bob stripping down there at the family dinner table. Jeez. Family member picked up an entire stick of butter with their hand to butter their corn. Yeah. Nobody wants, your filthy hands all over food they're going to eat.

Even if you just washed your hands, it doesn't matter. People don't wanna see that. K? If someone doesn't show up for Thanksgiving or Christmas, we automatically check the inmate records at the county jail. You got a family like that?

They said it's happened a few times that someone's absence is accounted for by an arrest and or jail stay. Yeah. Nothing like a family member in jail on the holidays. Mhmm. Let's see here.

What else do we have? I don't think I I've seen people do this, letting their dogs lick the dirty plates on the floor while everyone's just hanging out. Yeah. I, spilled a little bit of cat food last night. Little bit of that wet food on the floor, And I pointed at it and, like, eat it.

You know? My cat's very prissy. Will not eat off the floor like a dog. Like, no. Put it in my dirty dish.

How dare you expect me to eat off of the floor? And, this one doesn't seem too weird. Uncle got so drunk, he decided to mix the red and white wines together. That I don't know. That doesn't seem that weird to me.

I've seen people mix red wine with Coca Cola and pound it down. So what? You mix wines together and then they taste like wine, not that crazy. Yesterday, Yesterday, I talked about the fact that I didn't wanna go to the grocery store this week after going Friday and Winco just being a complete nightmare. Well, just a heads up.

Apparently, today is the worst day to go do any kind of shopping for groceries. A lot of people apparently think the day before Thanksgiving, tomorrow would be the worst day, but no. It's today because everybody thinks that. They're like, oh, Wednesday is gonna be a nightmare. I better go today.

And so today, it's just packed and crazy nightmarish. Tomorrow, not as horrible. I'm sure it'll still be bad. It's not like I have a bunch of stuff I need to get. I just need to figure out something to cook for myself on Thursday.

You know? What's sounding good? I don't know. I haven't made up my mind. This time of day, I'm not generally hungry.

So, you know, you gotta get that appetite up before you go. Alright. What kind of, delicious, gluttonous food am I gonna mow down on Thursday as I kick back and relax? I don't know. Lots of options.

Endless options, but I know I'm not gonna cook a turkey. Too much work. Yeah. Something nice and easy. Pizza.

Pasta. I don't know. But I guess I'm gonna wait till tomorrow to go and pick up whatever I need. No groceries today. Uh-uh.

Just a heads up. Just a heads up because there's always some last minute crap you need to get. Oh, jeez. I forgot blah blah blah. We don't have a butter for the corn and potatoes.

I I don't know. Anyway, good luck to you with the the grocery store situation because, like I said, Friday, I I was very agitated. I did not last long in Winco. Have you ever ordered Thanksgiving to go? I have, as a matter of fact.

I can't remember what was going on this one year, but for some reason, you know, it just seemed easier to order the full Thanksgiving meal to go. And I don't remember what restaurant we picked it up from. Might have been like Johnny Carino's, which may sound surprising as a Thanksgiving meal because they're known for Italian food, but I'm pretty sure that's where it was. There are a variety of places you can order Thanksgiving to go, and it may not have that home cooked, you know, everything going on, but it takes away all of the work takes away all of the work. So, you know, it might seem blasphemous to order Thanksgiving to go, but I think I would recommend that you do so.

Not sure which restaurants around here are doing it. I tried pulling up a list of Thanksgiving to go places, but these and, we don't have any of these locally. Let's see. Last year, somebody asked about premade Thanksgiving meals on Reddit, and, nobody gave them any information there. That's fantastic.

Yeah. Anyway, I know there are places around here that do it. I I just recommend it if you're strapped for time and you still wanna have a nice Thanksgiving meal with all of the different things you can pick up, you know, all the different dishes. Fairly traditional meal. Order it to go.

Order it to go. It it was a great time saver for sure because anybody who's cooked a Thanksgiving meal knows it takes all the I mean, it takes days. Days of preparation. Should be able to kick back and relax. Alright.

Morning not going by. Quite quick enough. Not fast enough for my taste. I was just reading through all of the falling in reverse drama. I saw a tank the tech video pop up the other day where he was talking about all of the different shows the band has been canceling lately.

Now I didn't watch that video, so I don't know the reasoning, the justification behind all of these cancellations. But I guess day of, they canceled in Vienna the other day, and fans are very upset about this. You know, people who traveled, like, 16 hours, you buy hotel rooms, blah blah blah, then day of show canceled. Well, I guess somebody asked Ronnie Radke on a kick stream, hey. Why did Vienna get canceled?

And he just lost his mind? There's video I can't play for you due to the amount of profanity in it, but you didn't listen to his response here. Guy needs to learn how to settle down. You know? He he he gets so worked up, gets so angry.

And I know when I interviewed him, he's like, I'm just playing an online character. Well, at this point, when he's yelling directly at his fans and calling him very bad names, I don't think that's productive. You know, the news has stopped picking up every little ridiculous thing that Ronnie Radke does. You know, I found this stuff just in the falling in reverse subreddit. None of this seems to be making the actual news, so I I think this, you know, jerk character is kinda played out at this point.

The guy's gotta settle down or he's gonna start driving his fans away. You know? When fans are upset at spending 100, maybe 1,000 of dollars to go see a show because they're traveling, You gotta empathize with them a little bit, not just start screaming at them. You know? So, yeah.

Again, I'd play the video for you if I could. He went off for, like, 8 minutes or something. It was pretty ridiculous. And I know he can be a nice guy because I've talked to him. But I don't know.

Sometimes people just feed on that anger, and they just can't help but let it out. And, yeah, it looks like the fans are getting kinda kinda tired of it. You know? So, anyway, good luck to anybody planning on attending any falling in reverse shows. I hope they don't cancel.

It does seem like I'm reading about lots of cancellations, and I don't know why they're happening. But yeah. Settle down, Ronnie. Settle down. Just try to be nice.

Be positive, buddy. You got 1,000,000 of dollars. You're in a band playing huge venues. You're you're making bank the most successful you've ever been. Look at the bright side, buddy.

Jeez. People ask some interesting questions online sometimes. I just stumbled across a post. How many of you found out later in life that you were an accident like an oopsie baby? And you start going through the comments, and most people are like, well, yeah.

Me. Didn't bother me at all. I seem to remember as a kid when I was really young that this was like an insult you could say to people. Yeah. Well, you know what?

You were an accident. And I seem to recall one of my friends once telling me they were very upset because I think they got in a fight with their parents and their dad was like, you're an accident. I mean, that's not very nice. I would imagine that most babies are not planned. And there's nothing wrong with that.

You know, like, neither one of my children were planned. You know, not a problem. They're great. They're wonderful. I'm so lucky.

So lucky that I have them. So you could say unplanned, or you could say accident. Accident sounds worse. Unplanned. You know that that's like, yeah, we we didn't need to.

Accidents like, oh, man. You know, I've I've fell on my face. Nothing wrong with being a an unplanned baby. Jeez. Funny that there would be this much much discussion on it.

400 some odd comments of people discussing this issue. I, I really think the only time this would be of any concern whatsoever is if you have a psycho parent who's rubbing it in their face or something. Yeah. I mean, honestly, how many babies are, are planned? You know, you got the people that are trying really, really hard, but most people, they're just like they you know, there's a hook up, and all of a sudden, there's a baby on the way.

You know? You know, don't be ashamed of it. If if somebody's ever made you feel bad about that, it's it's not a big deal. It's gotta be I I wonder what the percentage is, the real percentage because a lot of people aren't gonna give an honest answer. But I would say, I bet most, most babies are unplanned.

So, yeah, if you've ever felt bad about that, you shouldn't. You shouldn't. Guarantee. Most most people are an accident. Oh, jeez.

Doesn't sound very nice that way, does it? Freak news is powered by Greasemonkey voted Idaho's best oil change. Alright. It could be annoying if people are constantly parking in front of your driveway. Right?

Now I don't know what the law is like in Mississippi, but I know around here when it comes to public roadways, parking in front of houses, parking on the curb, things like that. You can park there. Now if you block someone's driveway, as far as I recall from traffic school, you could have a problem, and it's rude, but you probably don't expect if you, you know, blocked somebody's driveway that you're gonna end up with your hands all cut up. Okay. So this guy in Mississippi, he lives next to a school, and I guess, you know, he has an issue with people parking in front of his, driveway, blocking his gravel driveway, so he started putting up some no parking signs.

But you know how people are. They started knocking his signs over. Just rip them down. Be like, I didn't see any sign. So he decided to fight back and, booby trapped his no parking sign with razor blades, and I think he's in jail now because that that is some type of assault on somebody.

Right? Yeah. So this woman, she's got her hands all cut up, calls the cops, and now he's being charged with aggravated assault for purposely attempting to cause injury. I have a feeling this will be a tricky court case because, I mean, that's his property, at least I think. Did say he lived in a mobile home.

He might be renting a lot. So maybe putting the sign out there. I don't know. Because, like, when we talk about political signs during the election season, you know, it's illegal to destroy or steal those. They're considered other people's property.

But what if what if you had rigged them up with a bunch of razor blades? I I would imagine you're still gonna get in trouble even if somebody's taken your stuff. I don't know. Booby traps don't tend to go across that well with the law. What else do we got here?

Somebody smashed Ebenezer Scrooge's gravestone. Buh, humbug. Not fans of Christmas. Now there never was an Ebenezer Scrooge, but apparently, in the UK, at some point, they had made a film version of A Christmas Carol, and they had an actual gravestone that was used as a prop in the film, and they decided to just leave it because we know why not. It's fun.

It's Ebenezer Scrooge. Well, somebody hated it and just smashed it to pieces. Again, you know, you're not a fan of Christmas. Why don't you just stay home? You know, you don't gotta go out and ruin it for everybody else because this is a popular tourist attraction.

People want to get out, see the grave of Ebony's or Scrooge for Christmas. No. No. Not anymore. Alright.

Let's see. Forecast warm of possible winter storms across the US during thanksgiving week. I think we're supposed to get a little bit of snow today. The forecast was looking decent for the next few days. Just cold.

I didn't see much about snow, which is fine. I really need to fire up my snowblower. It may it may not even be prepared for the year. I should probably do that after work today because, otherwise, gonna have, you know, a foot of snow hit, and then I'm out there trying to get that thing started in the freezing cold. Why didn't I think to deal with this, you know, a month ago?

I'm an idiot. Finally, if you're looking for a good name for your baby you got a baby on the way? Apparently, dog baby names are very popular for 2025. Yeah. Dog names.

Now some of them are pretty basic. Like, these are normal names for people. Charlie, Daisy, Sophie, Ruby. I don't think those names are that weird. They sound kind of old.

Ruby sounds like an old lady, but you know, whatever. Sorry to any rubies listening. You're you're cool. You're not old, but yeah, they're talking true dog names. Bear blue, Banjo.

What about Rover? Don't name your kid Rover. Okay. Bear's alright. I I mean, I don't think it's a great name though.

Like, would you wanna be named Bear? I don't think I would. It's not as horrible as other baby names I've seen. Banjo. Also, I I don't know.

When I think of banjos, even though I like a bit of bluegrass, just always think about that movie, the deliverance. You know? Banjo, not a good name for a kid. Blue, I don't know about that either. Maverick, duke, teddy.

Maverick, duke, teddy. Now teddy is just Theodore. Right? Everybody knows a Ted. Maverick.

I don't know. It's not terrible, but, that's just kinda weird. Just kinda weird. Alright. Anyway, you can use this article to fight for your favorite dog name for your baby if, it's been something you've been considering, but, I don't know.

You you can just go with something basic. Just give him a normal name. Why are weird names so in? I don't know. Though, I've got the most generic normal name ever, so you'd think I'd be all down with the weird names.

Just trying to imagine if my name was Bear. I I don't like it. I don't like it. What's up, Peaches? Good morning.

Hey. Peaches brought me a Christmas card today. Yeah. So in case I ever wanted let's see. 1234567 pictures of Peaches on my fridge.

Now I will. There you go. Alright. So on Peaches' Christmas card, we've got the, the promo shot. You know, the, what what do they call those?

The headshot? Headshot. That's the word I was looking for. The Peaches headshot. Merry Christmas and happy new year from Brendan Peach.

You got me and Peaches and Lou up at the top right. We've got Peaches with what band's this down here? Fame on fire. Fame on fire. You've got lieutenant Crane handcuffing Peaches.

You got Peaches and Lou Brutus. Peaches in is that, Matt from from Ashish to New. From Ashish to New. And then I can't tell Point North. Okay.

Point North there. It's kinda dark in here, so I couldn't see that great. Well, it's entirely your fault. That's because I like it dark. Oh, dude.

Don't do that. I took did I tell you I put blackout curtains in my living room? Did you? Yeah. Oh, I think you did.

Yeah. Yeah. At my house now, if I was to put, like, just a few more curtains in, I could make my entire house pitch black. Damn. That's, Yeah.

I like it that way. Is it the reason why you slept in all night Saturday? Probably. I'm I'm sure it helped. You know, if I didn't have blackout curtains in my room, I doubt I would have slept till 2 o'clock.

Yeah. I brought my blackout curtains here. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're pretty nice.

They look, they look classy in here. We need to get a get one for the window over here. Bosses need to get us some lights, get us some new gear, and we'll be we'll be all fixed up. I guess we need them for those windows too. Gotta be able to block out light from the hallway Yeah.

To fully control the lighting in the room. It's weird because, like, we started not putting the lights on in the hallway, and then for some reason, somebody out there turns them on. Yeah. It tends to be after 8 o'clock. Somebody decides they, like, light in the hallways.

Yeah. So It's like we have a guest coming in. They'll be like, why is it dark in here? Probably people coming through to do client recordings, things like that. Mhmm.

You know, doing them walking through the darkness. But, yeah, when I'm working in my office, it's like pitch black in there. Right. You know? It it eventually gets so dark on days like today, I've gotta open up the blinds in there, let a little light up.

But I don't ever turn the light on in my office, except for maybe right when I get here and I can't see. Anyway, congrats on your Christmas cards finally coming out right. How many, print tries did you have to make? 4. 4?

4. Yeah. See, I would've given up after the first try. I'd been like, screw it. Nobody's getting anything from me.

No. I like doing this. This is this is my first year, and I'm, what's it called, my parent my parents are not even doing one this year, I don't think. But last night, I drove by the Friendship Garden, and my mom was all like, oh, you should go take a photo, take a selfie by the tree downtown. I'm like, okay, cool.

Turn back around because I just passed the whole area. Turn back around, park my car, go up to the tree, take my phone out. My phone died. Ah, bummer. So then I had to go back home, charge it for a little while, drive back out, started taking selfies all around the area.

Wow. You have a lot more motivation than me. You know? There's nothing to do. I would've I would've gone back home and been like, alright.

I'm home. Time to fire up the TV. Yay. I even played zombies. I was like, okay, Christian.

We gotta end this, game here. I gotta go back out there before they turn that tree off. Alright. Well, you made mom happy. Yeah.

So that's all that matters. I also met a listener at, Walmart. Met a listener at Walmart. I saw some dude that was, like, sort of looking at me and I could tell he recognized me and he's like, oh, by the way, I know you get this a lot. Are you peaches?

Yeah. I found out his name's Kyle. He works for city of Idaho Falls. Very nice. Super nice guy.

Very nice. Yeah. I've been, pointing out to listeners recently, if you see us out and about, definitely come say hello. Yeah. Because a lot of people say they're, you know, shy or, you know, they didn't wanna bother us.

No. No. We're always down for that. Kyle even followed me to my car for k Bear stickers. Oh, right.

I I keep a pile in there just for situations like that. Yeah. I've got some in my truck just in case, you know, like, I bumped into a guy at Albertsons recently who saw me walking to my truck, whips around, comes back, wanted to talk to me for a few. So Talk to her? Talk to her.

Still working on getting on the Talk to her podcast. You gotta email Hailey. I think you gotta email, like, an agent or something. I don't know how you get in touch with her direct. Imagine being her agent.

I doubt she books the guests. You think our jobs are bad? Imagine being her agent. It's probably not too bad. You just book guests, make her money.

I I bet it's not too bad at all cause you got all kinds of people hitting her up on her, you know, hey we'll give you a $100 to come stand on stage. Right. How would that be? I'm good at standing on stage. Anybody wanna pay me $50?

How about 10? 10.10. 10.10. I'll take a 10ner. Victor will tear to ruin your day.

Well, it might help you. These are tips to live a long life. You just need to avoid the 5 poisonous peas. Alright. What are they?

What's something terrible that starts with p? Alright. At the top of the list of things to avoid, key to a long life, poisonous 5 peas, peaches. No. Just kidding.

Not the fruit or the guy. Not on the list. No. These are all things that we all love, and I guess you need to avoid them. Sorry.

Pizza, pasta, protein, potatoes, and pain, which is bread, p a n e. I don't know, dude. I I think if you've gotta come up with a weird word for it, you're pushing it, dude. It's gotta be another word that starts with p that could mean bread. I don't know what it is, but, anyway, yeah, if you wanna lead a long life, live a long life, no pizza, pasta, protein, potatoes, or bread.

Sounds like a miserable existence to me. You know, you get a few extra years at the end, but no pizza. Would you give up pizza for a few extra years? I don't know. Pizza's one of the great joys in life.

Pasta's great too. Protein, a nice steak. Mhmm. And potatoes. This is a shame upon Idaho.

I thought potatoes on their own weren't too bad. You know, it's all the crap that you put on them that makes them bad for you. But I guess, not according to whoever this guy is, the man behind the 5 poisonous peas. Nope. Anyway, I don't have any of those items handy right now.

So I guess I can avoid them for today, but not for Thanksgiving. I just read about a terrible hobby. But I don't know. Maybe you're adventurous. More adventurous than me.

Ice climbing. Now I've seen documentaries about ice climbing before. These are guys who go out to, I don't know, the Himalayas or something. Out in the middle of nowhere, climbing these icy mountains, glaciers, things like that. Watched a documentary about a guy who's really into doing this, solo.

He dead. Yeah. Avalanches happen. But I'd never heard of people getting on a boat, going out into frigid waters, and finding icebergs to climb. But apparently, that's a thing.

So these guys from, Slovenia, they were in the Arctic Ocean looking for icebergs to test their skills on and they found this, you know, big iceberg. Like, alright. Let's go. Let's let's climb this thing. So they, I don't know, jump off the boat or something like that.

Yeah. Apparently, they weren't wearing dry suits or life jackets. I guess they were very confident. They wouldn't end up in the water. Icebergs can flip.

So these guys, they're climbing up the side of this iceberg. It's a little bit top heavy, flips over and just, sends them into I don't know how cold this water is, but it's cold. Alright? If there's icebergs in the water, the water is very cold. Now thankfully, they had the boat nearby.

They didn't die, but I don't know. If there's a chance that my hobby is going to get me chucked into the coldest water imaginable in the middle of nowhere where chance of rescue you know, if, your boat drifts away is very slim, that that's just a hobby that you're not gonna find this guy engaging in. I don't even like going outside to put my garbage out when it's cold outside. You know? I had my wheelbarrow out in my backyard for the last, you know, month or 2.

Finally, yesterday, it was like, okay. I better go put that away. And I didn't like being out there while I did it. I was trying to get my cat to come in. She was in the neighbor's yard.

Wouldn't climb the fence. Like, well, screw it. You stay out here in the cold. I'm going back in. Enough's enough.

Climbing icebergs. Anyway, I may have just sparked something really exciting inside of you. You'd never thought about it before. Climbing icebergs? Please don't die if you do that.

Welcome back, Jay Davis. I don't feel very welcome. I you don't feel welcome or well? Both. Why?

Just because I called you old right when you walked in? And careful my cane can still reach you. Yeah. It looks like it could hurt too. It's got, quite the edge on it.

That's cool looking cane, dude. Little dragon head. I guess if you're gonna have to use a cane, it might as well be cool looking. That's right. Now, Jade, what did you do to mess yourself up, buddy?

I moved a pillow. You moved a pillow. Yeah. Alright. Old man stuff.

Very, very nice. Well, I'm feeling great, Jade. Good. Just wanted to rub it in a little bit. Feeling wonderful.

I'll curse you. Curse your back. You know, actually, my back has been kinda starting to bother me. I don't know what it it could be the weather changes. I also, for whatever reason, right before we start getting snow every year, the last couple of years, I noticed I start getting zits.

I don't know what it is, but I remember last October, I'm like, oh, here it is. I've got a breakout going on again. And then just a couple days ago, I'm like, what what's going on? What do I got these zits? Your face just wanting to snow too?

I guess so. So gross. It is gross. Maybe a laugh. It hurts.

So, yesterday, you sent me a picture of, what you've been doing, cooking chef Jade Mhmm. Cooking up some delicious looking chili. Now go over the recipe again because when you described it to me, it sounded so good. I was like, you should bring me some of that. No trade secrets given away, but, smoke some over the top chili on Sunday, and it took about 18 and a half hours.

So 18 and a half hours. It's smoked meat. Mhmm. You make your chili mixture however you want, and then, basically over the top means that you smoke a roast over the top of it so all the drippings from the roast fall into your chili. Oh.

And so I did a chuck roast, like, 4 pound chuck roast, and then you take it till it pulls. Mhmm. Put that in your chili. Okay. I also added 2 kill bosses.

Two £2 of bacon smoked on the smoker, of course. 2. And a pound of hamburger also smoked on the smoker. All mixed in. Wow.

Fresh, peppers and garlic and all kinds of stuff. It's it's a pretty choice. Yeah. That sounds pretty good. I mean, compared to the garbage I've been eating.

I felt proud of myself for cooking up a pizza the other day. Yeah. I feel like we made Tostinos. Put it in the oven. Yeah, dude.

I've I've 20 minutes comes out of this cardboard. Yeah. I I did upgrade from Totino's. Have you ever tried these uno pizzas? Yeah.

They're not bad. They're pretty good. Pretty good for a frozen pizza. There's another brand I tried at Walmart. I had some kind of a stupid name like Good Eats or something.

I don't know. Any anyway, they were really good. They were really good. Surprisingly good. So, you know, Totino's, you can't really go wrong for a buck 50 as far as a meal, but, if you want a little bit of a flavor upgrade.

Probably not up to, 18 hours of smoked chili level of deliciousness. My makeshift smoke shack. Yeah. Yeah. You're you're quite I I guess good you built that, a while ago and not needing to build it right now.

Yes, sir. Just so you could cook outside during winter. Oh, yeah. Well, hey. Hey.

You know what? You built an enclosure, an indoor thing you can go into. It works great too. Yeah. I might actually cook outside if I had that.

I just look at my grill and go, no. It's cold out there. Alright. Well, I hope you get feeling better, buddy, and, yeah. Feel free to bring me food.

Feed me. I'm hungry. Hit you with a food cane a few times. You will eat it. Yeah.

You need to get the, like we talked about off air, the bifthannin cane. I wonder if you could buy that online. It's got a fist so you can just knock on people's heads. Why aren't you doing your job, fool? Think, Victor.

Think. Biff, Tan, and Kane. I bet you can. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They're available online. They got a lot of different ones. You could get one with a, you know, a silver fist or you could get one with a gold fist and just clock people. Alright.

Well, good to have you back. You can get, everybody back to work around here. People slack when you ain't around, Jay. I noticed. Yeah.

Except me. Whatever. I I I go hard, man. I work hard. Something to smack you with a cane about.

I'll take that cane away from you. What are you gonna do? Chase me? I swear I don't just dig up these animal attack stories intentionally. They just come my way.

Animals are fighting back just left and right. Got a young woman who was killed by pigs. Hey what's up peaches I was just about to talk about the dangers of animals there's been a lot on the loose lately dude there's been a lot of loose animals a lot of animals fighting back attacking people and I've talked recently about how pigs will eat people. I don't even remember why I was talking about it. Their bites are ferocious.

Dude, dude, they'll kill you. Pigs are vicious, man. And, I think I was talking red dead. I think that's why I talk about pigs eating people. Like wild boars?

Well, there's the wild boars, but one of the ways you can dispose of bodies is to, chuck them in the pigpen. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. The pigs will just eat them.

Yeah. This, poor girl, she was just out on her family farm trying to feed the pigs, and they all just rage attacked her, dude. That's why you gotta eat bacon in front of them. You gotta eat some pork chops in front of them. You really gotta pose your, you gotta show off you're an alpha.

That's right. You ain't gonna mess with me, pig. Look at this. Because this is your brother? Oh, jeez.

That's pretty ruthless. So, yeah. Just be careful on the farm, everybody. You know, horses can kick you in the head. You're dead.

Pigs attack, eat you. Horses kicking people. That's terrifying. Dude, one kick. One kick.

Those legs are huge. Oh, yeah. One move to the face. You're done. Yeah.

Brad, you know, who used to work here, he was terrified of horses. He wouldn't go anywhere near them. That's funny. And, yeah. Even me, they're just so big that I I like riding a horse.

It's a bit, you know, fun, I guess, but they're scary, man. I never understood bull riding, wanting to get close to those animals. No. Especially when they're mad. Lieutenant Crane was a bull rider.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know that. That sounds just terrifying.

You see the videos from the rodeo where they're just mowing down clowns? Can you imagine being a rodeo clown? Oh, no. Peaches, I think it would be hilarious if you were a rodeo clown. Not even You're trying to fit in that little barrel.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't even fit in the back of the cop car that Lieutenant Crane was driving I know. With a little barrel.

Dude, how much would it take financially for you to go out and be rodeo clown for a night? 500,000. 500,000? I might do it for 500. I mean, it's it sounds scary, but I need the money.

You know? $500? I wouldn't do it for 5 or 50, but 500? I mean, $5 definitely. I'm getting it.

I'm slapping on the, you know, big bright red nose and everything. Alright. If somebody's willing to pay Victor next, next summer. Five g's minimum for me to be rodeo clown. Alright?

So if the Warbonnet is listening or whatever, 5 grand. They could probably find people who do it just because they like it. I would imagine. Probably. Yeah.

Are people older dude out there who's, like, for some reason into it still. Yeah. Do you think people even get paid to be a rodeo clown? Is it like radio where the it's a labor of love. You you you know, working for exposure.

Yeah. You know, like the local bands that, you know, play for free or pay to play at a, battle of the bands. You get exposure. What's that resume like? What's what's applying for that job like?

For rodeo clown? Yeah. You're trying to get a job. You show up to the interview, you squeak your nose, throw a pie in their face. Yeah.

What do you have to do to get the job? They have, you know, does the boss man charge you down, see if you can be tackled and not cry? I don't know. That's a good question, Peaches. I don't know how you get into the, rodeo clown business.

But you're you're testing some an actual bull or they take you to the bar where there's a bull you you can ride for a certain amount of time? Oh, yeah. Have you ever got on one of those? No. No?

You've never done the mechanical bull? I think my feet would be on the floor when I'm on it. I don't know. They're they're jacked up pretty high. I bet you could ride the mechanical bull.

Shaq's not that much taller than me, and I saw him on one of those and his feet were on the ground. Were they? Yeah. Yeah. I I got chucked off the mechanical bull like lightning quick.

I do not have the skills to be a bull rider, but, you know, it was it was fun. We're at the bar. Why not? Get on the people on mechanical bull. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Alright. Metal heads. We talked about this last year when it happened. The Nick Nocturnal Awards.

He's a metal YouTuber. I interviewed him on the show one time as a matter of fact. Nice guy. Puts out pretty good content. Well, apparently, now every year, he hosts the annual Nick Nocturnal Awards, which are basically metal awards.

And, if you go and vote, which you can do by going to Nick Nocturnal Awards 2024.com. You can get yourself entered to win some cool prizes. They're giving away a c one FRS Apocalypse Schechter electric guitar and a neural DSP quad cortex. Hey. It's a contest I can enter.

Wow. I would love to have a, quad cortex. So yeah. I just gotta go through. Vote for your favorites in categories like breakdown of the year, best animal noises of the year, guitarist, bassist, drummer, vocalist, most fun metal thing.

You might be going, what what does that mean? Most fun metal thing. Well, Slipknot was on Hot Ones or, Bring Me the Horizon did a secret website for their new album, the Lincoln Park Countdown, Gojira at the Olympics, Motionless and White at WWE. Gosh, I might have to go for Gojira at the Olympics. Angriest song of the year, Best metalhead to follow.

Where's Victor Welt? I'm not a big enough star. Alright. Whatever. Need to up my, online content game.

Anyhow, niknocturnalawards2024dot com. Go vote for your medal favorites. The actual ceremony will be broadcast live on Twitch, December 6th at, 3 PM, and they give away a whole bunch of, prizes during the the live, award ceremony as well. So definitely worth checking out again for the final time. Nick Nocturnal Awards 2024.com.

Metalheads vote. So last night, I was scrolling, you know, trying to find something to watch while I put a handful of Christmas ornaments on my tree. I got them out. Was like, alright. I'm gonna put these ornaments on this tree.

I might have got, like, 10 of them on there. Decorating a Christmas tree is not really fun without kids around. Yeah. Because you let them do it. You're like, here.

Put these ornaments on the tree when it's just you. You're like, what am I doing? Why did I even put this up? Why do I care? Well, the kids will be here eventually.

So, anyway, I was scrolling away and I ended up watching a movie called out we'll call it Heck House LLC. I thought it was pretty good. It's like a found footage type horror movie. Kind of a fake documentary. Blair Witch esque.

It was pretty good. Pretty good. Looks like they made a couple sequels. I don't know if those are supposed to be good, though. But as I was scrolling, I did see that comedian Anthony Jeselnik is putting out a new special today, and that's pretty exciting.

He hasn't been around for a while. Been very quiet on the Anthony Jeselnik front, and I'm pretty pretty stoked to check that out. I gotta say that, you know, little sample joke that they gave in the preview was pretty vile. So, I think it should end up being pretty good. Apparently, he's, causing a bit of a stir online though.

Kind of been a there there's been a a bit of a divide just like in everything else. But in the world of comedy and, you know, you've got we've talked about this before. A lot of comics whining. I can't say anything anymore. And it's like, no.

Just figure out a new way to, do your jokes, dude. You know? If your if your whole goal is just making people mad, you're not making them laugh. So, you're not succeeding anyway. But yeah.

Apparently, about half of the comedy community not digging some of Anthony Jeselnik's recent statements. So I look forward to seeing what I know will be a vile stand up special from Anthony Jeselnik and him just kinda coming out and showing, hey. You can still joke about just about anything. You just gotta do it in a way that you're not, you know, appearing like a total tool bag. So excited to check that out.

It's gonna be on Netflix. But if you're looking for a good horror movie, that Heck House LLC. Sorry. Jade might be listening to me. Don't want him to get mad.

I think if we're talking about the title of something, it's fine. But, anyway, we got silly rules around here. Silly rules. Anyway, think I'll definitely be checking out the, new comedy special tonight. Pretty exciting.

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