#0197 - RFK’s Fecal Swim and Retro Turtle Rock - 05/13/2025
Hey. Sup? How's it going? Viktor Wilt kicking it with you on a Tuesday morning. Bright and early.
How you doing? I hope amazing. Even though it's only Tuesday. Nah. Before bed last night, was ready to take my garbage out to the road, do all of the usual Tuesday night stuff, and then realized, it's only Monday night.
So irritating. Oh, well. Oh, well. At least it's not Monday. Alright.
Was just reading some video game news that to me personally is kind of exciting. Rumors floating around about a rerelease of Grand Theft Auto four, a remaster. Now, again, these are just rumors, and I don't know why people are so excited where it is just rumors, but I'm kind of excited and it's just rumors. I was actually planning on replaying GTA four sometime soon. Just if anything can get me to stop playing Red Dead, it'd be another GTA game.
But I've already knocked down San Andreas and GTA five. Might as well go for GTA four, but I was gonna go play it on the, PlayStation three. And I bet that would not be near as good as playing a remaster on the PS five. So, yeah, I guess I'm gonna push that one off. I'm gonna wait.
But they're saying it's been in development for a couple years, and, you know, Rockstar likes to make money, so it wouldn't surprise me at all. They've put out remastered versions of, you know, multiple GTA games, Red Dead Redemption one. I think everybody's waiting on the PS five version of Red Dead two, but that that's fine. I I don't need that in my life. Start over yet again on Red Dead.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me. So, anyway, people are like, what what about the price of it? Is it gonna cost the price of a regular game? Of course, it is. You gotta be crazy if you think Rockstar ain't gonna take at, you know, maximum payment for any kind of new release.
Even if they put it out, like, 10 times, they don't care. So, yeah, I'm sure if they drop it, I'm gonna be $60 poorer. Thanks to having to pick up a copy of that, but that's a first world problem. Right? Oh, woe is me.
A new old video game, and I've gotta pay for the fancy new version. Alright. Anyway, but I think that's exciting news since we have to wait a full year for GTA six. Alright. You wanna see K Bear this weekend and do some good for the community and be able to shop and have a good time and be out on the streets.
We're gonna be at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market, back and bigger than ever. You got over 170 vendors. Of course, got all your fresh produce and meats, but they've got baked goods, crafts, and more, all kinds of stuff. You know, even if you're just looking for something to eat for breakfast, go get yourself a breakfast corn dog. Nothing wrong with a breakfast corn dog, everybody.
Come on. Anyway, every Saturday now through October from nine to two. But this Saturday, we're gonna be hanging out collecting nonperishable food donations for the Idaho Falls community basket. So please stop by and do what you can to help out local families. We'll be there from nine to two, either myself or Peaches or I believe our homie from Classy, Josh Tyler.
So swing on out, drop off any donations you have. It's greatly appreciated helping out, local people in need. That's nine to two this Saturday, the Idaho Falls Farmers Market. Right along Memorial Drive in Idaho Falls, Rain or shine, we will be there, and I hope you will be as well. Alright.
Let's cast some judgment on some people. Sound fun? Sure. I don't know. I might be just helping you filter people out of your life you don't need around.
Subtle signs that someone's completely full of, crap, but most people don't catch it right away. Alright. I've gone through many family and friends over the years, And some of those friends, I should have seen the red flags, the warning signs. But like most people, at times, I'd be dumb. So, you know, you can you can always work on it moving forward because you gotta keep good people in your circle.
Alright. Let's see about the subtle sign someone's completely full of crap. Everyone else in their life is a problem for them. Exes, family members, ex friends, the person at the bank, the retail worker, their boss, their coworkers, etcetera. Now wait a minute.
I was just, complaining about the friends I've had to cast out of my existence. It wasn't everyone. Alright. This was a handful of people. I am pretty good about taking responsibility for my actions.
Alright. I don't generally just point the blame at everybody else. What else do we have here? Signs that someone's full of crap. Extreme levels of confidence on topics they clearly have a headlines level grasp of.
Okay. So most of the people I'm seeing on Facebook, I guess, Putting out them subtle signs that they're completely full of crap because the levels of confidence I see on topics that people have no idea about, it it's pretty surprising in 2025. We got a lot of experts out there. All right. Let's see here.
What else do we got when they never say I don't know or I didn't know that? Yeah. It's perfectly okay to admit you don't know and ask for help. K? Please do.
There are so many situations where if somebody had just asked for a little assistance, you know, we wouldn't have had a complete meltdown. Wouldn't have had major problems. But some people, got too much pride to go, I don't know. I mean, there's about 10,000,000,000 things that this idiot right here don't know. K?
It's alright to admit it, people. It's perfectly okay. Get some help. Subtle put downs. Yeah.
Some people gotta put other people down to make themselves feel better about themselves. Let's see. When they use scientific words as an argument for or against, but don't back it up with plain language. Don't see that one too much in my personal Facebook feed. Not a lot of big words floating around, even from the experts on all kinds of different topics.
Generally, not using big words. Oh, here's a funny one. Running fast to the bathroom, especially in the middle of a business meeting. You know, they're they're literally full of crap. Mhmm.
They like to virtue virtue signal. They are the good guys. Everything they do is right. Their cause is just don't question their beliefs or methods. Anyone they consider an ally is also unquestionable.
Now I think there are people out there trying to get a good message out. I'll admit I'm not always right about everything, but I consider myself pretty good. Alright. I don't think I virtue signal. Maybe I do sometimes.
I don't know. Sometimes I get so annoyed with, you know, idiots that I feel like I have to virtue signal. I don't know if that's even the right term for it. I just like to throw out, conflicting information when I'm looking at what other people have to say on social. Need to be in the spotlight as much as possible.
All radio people. Full of crap. I can verify that. I know lots of radio people and they're all full of crap. K?
Me included. Constantly seeks opportunities to be the center of attention or topic of discussion. Now I don't like when people talk about me because they generally lie. They generally lie. Alright.
I don't think it's that hard to tell if somebody's full of crap. Adam is a Facebook friend, and I keep an eye on what they have to say. They'll generally let you know pretty quick that they're full of crap with their posts. So, yeah, you don't need all these tips. Just a little bit of common sense.
You know? Sometimes you gotta follow your gut. Hardy and Jim Bob. Thank you to Hardy for sending me the Jim Bob collectible, I guess, action figure. I don't know if you saw the picture of this, shared it on our socials.
It's very strange, but greatly appreciated. Alright. Speaking of strange, was looking through some Internet responses to a question about weird rules that they had growing up. You know, thankfully, thinking back, I don't think my parents had any strange rules, but I bet some of my friends' parents did. You know, you go to your friends' parents' houses.
Sometimes things were just strange in general. Let's see what other people were putting up with here. No one allowed in or out the house on New Year's Day until my redheaded uncle came to visit. It's good luck if the purse first person in the door on New Year's is a redhead. There were 10 kids in my mom's family.
Poor uncle Bill was run ragged by 2PM. So he had to go to everyone's house because he's the redhead and everyone just stayed cooped up till he got there? Yeah. That would be annoying. Like, mom.
Come on. Superstition out the door. All right. Then the one time you don't have uncle Bill show up. Most terrible year of all time.
First year that uncle Bill didn't show up, 2020. All right. Let's see here. Not me, but a girlfriend girlfriend's family rule was you got one drink with dinner and couldn't have a refill. Why?
Sorry. You drink your one glass of water. Eat that bread. Eat those crackers. Come on.
Alright. If I called someone, I was only allowed to let the phone ring four times, then I had to hang up. I mean, jeez, half the time anymore if I call somebody. Like, two rings. I'm like, yeah.
They're not gonna pick up. I'll deal with it later. Our kitchen used to close at 9PM. That seems sort of common. You know, mom don't wanna whip up any food after a certain hour.
But how many kids broke in after hours? Mhmm. Plenty. Let's see. I wasn't allowed to play Dungeons and Dragons, but Harry Potter was okay.
I mean, D and D is probably better for your mind than Harry Potter. Right? Alright. Can't use the decorative pillows. Okay.
Yeah. Then Oh, butt and booty were treated as bad words. Now this is one that I've always found interesting. The type of language that is acceptable in various houses. Like, at my house, there's some naughty language flying.
It's just how it is. And, you know, I think my kids turned out fine. They do use naughty language. Yeah. But I I think they're fine.
They're, you know, kicking butt in life. Sorry to the, poster who grew up with the word butt being treated the same as, you know, some of the mother words that I'm not allowed to say on the radio. But, yeah, I I think they turned out fine. You know, I if you know how to responsibly use bad language, I don't think it's that big of a deal, but always found it interesting when I, you know, take a look at what things are acceptable for some people and not for others. Yeah.
Very interesting. The word butt is not a swear word. Same as the word crap is not a swear word. Alright, everybody. I remember months ago, we had a list.
The most popular swear word in every state. I shouldn't be able to use those words on air. If I can say them on the radio, I don't think they count as a swear word, and the most popular swear word in Idaho according to that list was crap. Alright. Crap is not a swear word, or if it is, it's a crappy one.
Alright. I'll be back in a minute. Well, just what 2025 needs, but we have to wait till 2026 for it, and it's not GTA six. No. The return of Fear Factor.
You remember Fear Factor? You wanna eat bugs? You wanna eat something horrible? You'll win a prize. How about we put you in a vat filled with spiders and snakes?
Come on. Alright. I'd watch it. Yeah. Looks like fear factor after being canceled, what, like, two decades ago, making its return to the Fox network in 2026.
Not a lot of information out about it. I mean, I highly doubt they're gonna have the original host, Joe Rogan. I think he's making, pretty good dough with that hundred million a year salary at Spotify. So I don't think Fear Factor is gonna have the budget for him. But, again, I I'd watch it.
Yeah. I don't know if you've scrolled Facebook recently. It's not the greatest place to be entertained. The endless piles of AI slop that are pretty much now all you see on social media. Might have to go back to regular old broadcast TV and just watch people eat bugs.
Alright. Soon as I get an official release date, I'll let you know. There's supposed to be some kind of a, teaser video, but I didn't I didn't see that anywhere here. They're like right below. Check out the teaser video.
Like, it's not there. It's not there, ihorror.com. So, anyway, if I find the teaser video and it's, puketastic puketastic. That's what I get for trying to say a made up word. I'll share it on the socials for you.
K? Just in time for breakfast. Anyhow, good morning. Welcome to the Victor Wilt Show. I guess we could do dating advice.
No. I'm always trying to help dudes out because guys are kinda dumb. So I'll come across these posts where they're like, alright. What's a clear sign that someone's into you? And you wanna point these out to guys because they're just oblivious.
And I'm one of you. I ain't claiming to be smart. Alright? I ain't claiming to be able to pay attention sometimes, so maybe this will help people out. You could go, oh, okay.
They're they're not exhibiting any of these signs. Time to give up. As they say, lots of fish in the sea, you just, you know, start looking elsewhere. Don't waste your time with someone who ain't gonna, you know, reciprocate what you're throwing out there. All right.
Let's see what we got here. They keep wanting to talk or find reasons to start conversation. All right. I I wouldn't say that's, a clear sign that someone's India. Yeah.
They might just like to talk. Maybe you're interesting to talk to. I don't know. I mean, I would say if you're into somebody, you're gonna keep trying to find reasons to start conversation, but I wouldn't just take that as a, a clear and a green flag in this situation. Alright.
What else do we have here? That person's not answering the question. Alright. This person says my boyfriend sent a meme about needing people to spell out that they're flirting or interested in someone. I said, same.
He told me he'd been flirting with me for months. That's the day we got together. Yeah. Sometimes you might think you're flirting and nobody's getting it. It does kind of need to be blatant I say you know if you're into somebody just make it clear and then if they you know, don't show interest, then you can just move along.
Nothing wrong with getting shut down. That's just part of life. Not everybody you're into is gonna be into you. So, you know, rather than fart around the issue, yeah, just make it clear. And if they're like, hey.
I don't like you that way. Okay. Alright. Cool. Then you don't waste, like, I don't know, months.
Months, like, dropping little bits of hints more and more at a time. Now alright. What else do we have here? Clear signs that someone's into you. If a guy responds quickly, checks in on you, and shows constant attention.
Yeah. Probably. Because, again, I think the ladies are much more smooth about these kind of situations. Guys be like, oh, I think she likes me. And then, they just crumble.
They just crumble. It's embarrassing. And, again, I'm one of you. I'm one of you. That's why I know these things are true.
Let's see here. Watch casually explains is she into you video on YouTube. Oh, okay. Well, ain't nobody got time for that right now. Do I what would that do to my algorithm?
Then I'd be just pummeled with dating videos of some sort. No. Keep feeding me political garbage I don't wanna watch and, papa meat videos. Yeah. I don't wanna start getting dating advice in the middle of it.
I I don't need it. I don't need it. Alright. Next person said, to any women reading this, don't hint or try to signal that you're into him. He won't figure it out.
You need to be direct. Tell him you think he's cute and you wanna get to know him better. Ask if he wants to grab coffee together. Absolute worst case scenario is he tries to make you feel bad or embarrassed for asking, who would do that? That's kinda rude.
All you gotta do is be like, hey. You know? Not into you. I don't like you like that. Make somebody feel bad?
What what what is this? Junior high? That's absurd. Okay. This says a lot of men go their whole lives without being asked out.
A lot of men love when women are direct. A lot of men love the confidence of a woman making the first move. Yeah. I mean, who was I talking to the other day? No.
I was talking to okay. I better not even say it because I was talking about someone I know, but I was like, you know, you're sitting around waiting on your boyfriend to do something. You you know, you could make the move. Yeah. You ladies, you can even propose.
Yeah. It's perfectly fine. Now I think all guys would be grateful if women were nice and clear and direct because, again, guys are dumb, and sometimes you might take the smallest sign and be like, oh, she likes me. It's like, no. She's just being nice.
Just being nice. So sustained eye contact. Alright. But also if somebody's India, they might get shy and start looking away. I I don't know about some of these here.
Here's the the correct answer. Honestly, you can never be sure unless you just ask. There you go. Stop waiting for signs. Just throw it out there and ask.
That way you can just move along if things ain't gonna work out. Speaking of moving along, I'm gonna move along and find some freak news. Sound good? I I hope it's good. Lately, the news is not very cooperative when it comes to just stupid stories.
That would be fun for the radio. Well, we'll see. Alright. We're gonna need some scary music to kick off this freak news. Got a tale of terror coming your way here.
Alright. We've got a family on vacation in The UK, rented an Airbnb, and as they were exploring after they got checked in, they found a creepy painting on the wall with a picture of a girl holding some flowers wearing a hat. And I guess the mom thought it looks exactly like our son. They've got a photo here of the painting side by side with a picture of their child. Now again, the paintings of a girl.
Their son is their son. He's a little boy. I mean, I guess I could see slight similarities in the face, but not enough that I would lock the door to that room for the entirety of the vacation because it's just so scary, so frightening. Alright. Alright, people.
Settle down a little bit. Probably left a bad review. They had a creepy painting hanging up. It's like, no. You're just weird.
Okay. What else do we have here? Speaking of weird. Somebody gonna get mad if I talk about RFK Jr? Come on.
I mean, the guy is weird. Right? We can all admit that. He even talks weird. Who else sounds like that?
Well, anyway, he went swimming in Washington DC's Rock Creek. This is a viral story making the rounds. You're not supposed to swim there because it's packed with fecal bacteria. Yeah. They got a problem with the sewer system, I guess, in DC, and it has been illegal to swim in these waterways since the nineteen seventies because of contamination from the aging sewer system.
It's swimming in Dookie. That's disgusting. Maybe that's why he talks. Why he peps. Dude, I know the guy's trying to, you know, change the health of America.
I don't know if this is the best way to do it. You know how I feel about going into natural waters, period. Disgusting. But contaminated with Jankem. Alright.
No go. Haven't these people ever read the horror stories about picking up parasites, things like that? I mean, people have picked up parasites around here in waters that are not Jankem Field. Okay. Anyway, that's grody.
What else do we have here? Psychopaths are more attractive. Warning. Alright. Warning.
Apparently, all of these dark triad traits, that's the, dark triad of traits that psychopaths have, are consistently rated as more trustworthy. People don't seem to pick up on, narcissistic traits, psychopathic traits. They're just like, oh, I I I believe that person. They're confident. Well, I I don't know what advice to give you on that one.
Personality tests for your, significant other? Bring them in. Hey. We just wanna get to know each other really well. Let's go in and get a personality test done.
I need to identify if you have, narcissistic traits. Alright. Well, I I mean, I I don't wanna say psychopaths are more fun. No. But I've hung out with a lot of crazy people, and they are a pretty good time.
Alright. There's your freak news. I got plenty more crap to talk about, so don't go anywhere. We'll get into it in just a minute. Alright, people.
If you wanna see us, we are gonna be out on the town just everywhere this week. Very busy week at Kay Bear. Tonight, I mean, it's not an event that we're, like, you know, gonna set up a booth at or something, but, I know that Peaches and I will be at the Doug Stanhope show. Gotta get out and see some comedy. Get a laugh.
I could use a laugh. I don't know about you because we got this long week ahead with so much to do. So Saturday, multiple opportunities to come hang out with us. We're gonna be at the Farmer's Market bright and early Saturday, 9AM to 2PM. We're gathering food for the Idaho Falls community food basket, nonperishable goods.
Yeah. You you got a can? You got a can or two? Stop by, drop them off. We'd be grateful.
Just look for us at the Farmer's market, Memorial Drive in Idaho Falls Nine to two on Saturday. Now aside from that, Saturday night, we're gonna be hanging out at the classy ninety seven second chance prom presented by Brownings Honey. So let's say you never went to prom or maybe you went to prom with someone back in the day, and you have bad memories of prom. So you wanna make up for it with that special someone you've got now. Then swing over.
It's that easy. Gonna be going down, Saturday night at the waterfront at Snake River Landing, 8 To 11 PM. And, your ticket even gets you entered to win a $200 Visa gift card. Now, tickets are $5. If you, check the Classy socials, they do some giveaways as well, and then half price tickets every Friday.
Now if you wanna get yourself free tickets, the farmer's market that I mentioned, Gonna be hanging out there with Classy, so stop by, see us. You can get a free ticket to the second chance prom or just go by Browning's Honey in Idaho Falls. They've got a big stack of free tickets. And, yes, I will be there. I'm not sure of the exact times yet, but I'll be there, and I'm going to dress somewhat nice.
Alright? I haven't figured out exactly what yet, but I will, you know, dress to the nines as far as Victor Wilt goes. So that'll be fun. And then Sunday, we'll be hanging out at the Mountain America Center for the big cedar POD and nonpointe show. So, yeah, if you wanna see me or peaches, lots of opportunities this weekend, and it would be great to see you out.
So stop by and see us at one of the event these events. And yeah. Then next week, hopefully, a little more mellow. What's up, peaches? Good morning.
Good morning to you, man. What's going on out there? I'm excited for Gabby's Playhouse apparently at the Mountain America Center. Gabby's Playhouse? Okay.
I guess I better pull up some info on this. At the Mount America Center, I don't even know what Gabby's Playhouse is. Is that a newer show for little ones? I mean, heck if I know. I the last kids' show that I watched was Blue's Clues.
That was my that was my show back in the day, and now I look like Steve. Oh, man. Yeah. That makes me feel really old, Peaches, because Blue's Clues was one that was on I I think it was on when my kids were little. I don't seem to remember them watching it.
They liked Dora. That was their thing. Dora. And Gabby's dollhouse kinda looks like Dora to me. I don't know.
You you you got a girl. She's on a spaceship. I mean, for me, we have Blue's Clues, Barney. Barney? Barney.
What was Barney? Yeah. What? I was, like, two or three years old. I know my sister loved Barney.
The Wiggles. Oh, yeah. Fruit salad. I swear, man. Yummy.
Yummy. So glad I'm from the generation that I was. Hot potato hot potato. We had, like, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead. I know wake up park.
Wake up Jeff. That was my favorite song because that's my dad's name. So we always do that wake up Jeff. Now when I was a kid, I Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That was that was my jam as a little kid watching the Ninja Turtles, cartoons.
I did watch, the secret of the ooze as a kid. Oh, is that the, the second movie, I believe? I think so. Yeah. Oh, I definitely saw the movies.
The first, technically, the first concert I ever went to was the Ninja Turtles at the Holt Arena in Pocatello. Now I have a feeling, Peaches, that they were lip syncing and not really playing their instruments. Oh, no. I'm just guessing. Call them a bunch of fakes?
I'm guessing. Just like kiss? And then it was funny because we, like, went to try to meet the Ninja Turtles after the concert, and we did, but they weren't wearing their costumes. It was just some dudes. Probably, like, hairband guys.
Like, you guys shouldn't sign autographs if you're not wearing the suit. You know? Yeah. Yeah. But alright.
Might be hot in there. Dude, I bet it's horrible. Bet it's awful. Imagine being on stage in a full on turtle outfit. The lights are on you.
Oh, it'd be awful. It'd be miserable. Totally miserable. My first, concert was actually with my whole family, Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers Alright. At the Staples Center.
See, I don't know if the Ninja Turtles counts because it was a show. You know, they were up there. Songs were coming out of the speakers. But if they weren't really playing, I don't know if I count it. You know?
Because it it you're just playing back a CD. Pizza Hut gave away the music. I remember I had a cassette with the Ninja Turtle songs, and they're, like, eighties hair, butt rock songs. Did did I ever show you these on air? I know this has come up before.
I wonder if that tape's worth anything now, but, no, you've never shown me anything from now. Maybe for the next break, I'll pull up some Ninja Turtles songs so we can listen to them because I bet they are super cheese. You know, like pizza and all because it's Ninja Turtles. Oh, I showed I showed one of my friends one of the songs from Bear in the Big Blue House, another favorite kid show of mine. Mhmm.
And it was, like, how to use the, the potty. And it was with the shadow guy. That that whole video is one big, like, fever dream. Okay. You you gotta pull it up too.
I'll show you that one. Alright. I'm I'm down to check out some weird stuff. So That show had a talking moon. Yeah.
Gabby's Dollhouse Live. That's what kicked off this conversation. Set to do 80 dates of a US tour. Looks like they're going everywhere. Now is it like somebody in a I I don't wanna say somebody in a costume.
Is it is it Gabby and her and her friends, on ice or something? Or what is it? I don't know if it's on ice, but I'm looking at a a promo shot here. You got a young girl who's you know, she just looks like a kid. And then you have all these characters in these, animal, suits.
So it They're animals, Victor. They're animals. Come on. Keep the magic alive. Oh, sorry.
Sorry. Let's see what this caller wants. Let me put my headphones on. K, Bear. You're live on the show.
Keep that in mind. Who's this? Victor. Good morning. It's the redneck.
What's up, dude? You gotta play the Go Ninja Go song. Go Ninja Go. Now is that from the Ninja Turtles, you know, live show, or is that from the movie? I think that was from the movie with Vanilla Ice.
I remember some cringy Vanilla Ice songs in that first, Ninja Turtles movie for sure. You ever seen Mighty Morphin Power Rangers with the, does that one have ooze in it too? I don't know if it has ooze. My sister, I think it was my sister. Maybe it was my brother.
One of them like the, Power Rangers. They're all rollerblading. The red hot chili peppers cover of higher ground. Yeah. And it's it's the most nineties thing you'll ever see.
I very much agree with you about our generation with South Park, Beavis and Butthead, all them, Ren and Stimpy. I I laughed out loud when you said Ren and Stimpy. I forgot about them. Oh, it's such a great show. But, and I mean, I didn't start watching Beavis and Butthead till I was probably, like, 10.
You know? I wasn't allowed to watch it. You got a good one. You forgot Dragon Ball z. See, that that was after my time, man.
After my time. No. I was I think it started back in the eighties. It did, but a lot of kids younger than me actually never do it. Yeah.
The popularity of it, I don't remember hearing about it till I was, you know, quite a bit older. When did Beavis and Butthead start airing? I'm guessing '93. Let's see. Maybe a good guess.
Good guess. So I guess I would have been, yeah, 10 or 11 because I remember watching it, like, right when it came out, and I was like, this is amazing. So, I mean, you were 11 when that came out 10 or 11, but my parents were cool. That's a classic. They'd let us watch it.
So it, it was cool. I had the cool parents, you know? Well, thanks, the redneck. Good to hear from you, man. You as well, guys.
You guys have a good day. Don't work too hard. Alright, man. Peace. Thank you.
You too. Bye bye. Alright. I'm gonna try to find some Ninja Turtle songs. Ninja Turtle butt rock.
Alright? Get ready for this. Well, Peaches and I are sitting here checking out the songs of our youth. Dude, that Ninja Turtle stuff, man. Boy, boy, did that just scream late eighties or early nineties.
You saw a little bit of the live video you can find on YouTube. If anybody wants to relive the show from the Holt Arena back in 1990, there are live videos of Ninja Turtles coming out of our shells available on YouTube, full live shows. Do you do what I just did and, like, look at the kids and be like, you know what? That person's, like, 40 now years old. Oh, had to be.
Because that kid we saw was probably older than me because I would have been about eight at the time, and she, you know, must have been, like, 12. So, yeah, getting getting close to 50. I watch old movies sometimes, and I see, like, man, that kid's probably dead. You know? You're probably right.
So, amazingly, the Ninja Turtles coming out of their shells album is available in full, high quality on Spotify. I do love the shell related puns they do for their, their shows. I know for the the recent, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, they had, like, shell shocked, and Wiz Khalifa did the track. Oh, yeah. The this was like I don't know.
Tesla did the songs or something. I think Alan Richson was one of the, turtles in one of those movies. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.
He would I think he was, Michelangelo, Donatello. I don't know which one, but he hated it. Well, let's, throw on a little bit of this here. Yeah. This might give some people some severe nostalgia peaches.
This is how the album starts coming out of our shelves. Need something for all to Peach is par, well, let's bring that back. That's not how I would imagine the Ninja Turtles to sound musically. Music inside of you. In order someday, it's got to come through.
You're already jawing too. Oh, yeah. Jade's jamming right down his office. Now he looks like master Spooner. He really does.
Coming out of the He really does. I do love the whole thing about coming out of your shell because it's like, if a turtle does that, it dies. Yeah. But a regular person, Peaches, you come out of your shell, and then, you know, you're you're your true self. This is, you know, some inspirational music, Peaches.
I'm ready to go I don't know. I'm ready to go run a marathon listening to this banger. Should we listen to a little, pizza power? Sure. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I hear that. 80 sound right there. Oh, yeah. That funky bass line.
This is the one we watched on YouTube. Yes. This is the one we were watching the live video of. I mean, it's a song about pizza and you're giving yourself power. It's the most popular song on the album.
Flying saucer of delight. I like that. Sound like a chat GPT song. Very funny. And you brought up some video that you wanted me to check out here that, you said was unsettling as a youth.
Yeah. I think as no. As a kid, I liked it because it I think my mom played it for me as she was teaching me to how to use the potty. Oh. And this is Bear in the Big Blue House, the potty song with the, the shadow people.
Oh, great. Alright. Another great banging beat. Party. Just wait for the close-up of the guy.
It's hilarious. Party. Party. Yeah. I could see that scaring children.
What is up with the shadow people? Get my fair part. Get down if there's a conga line of people squatting going, ugh. Yes. Get yourself on the potty train.
Alright. This is the most partying song about taking a dump I've ever heard. Say hello. Come on. I can sing it.
Dude, I'm telling you that the tones of music from the nineties, this kind of vibe and the Ninja Turtles vibe, so cheesy. So cheesy. I I like listening to throwback one zero three or some of the songs on alt. We should slip some of these into, alt and throwback as a matter of fact. Just all of a sudden, pizza power pops up on alt one zero one.
You know, Jay would be the most upset. Oh, he would love it. Are you serious? Love it. I feel like he'd be like when every What's up?
Uses the uses the potty is what he just said. Not everyone. Alright. I don't know if this stems from that whole what would happen if a hundred men fought a gorilla thing that was going around last week or so, but don't try to fight kangaroos either. Alright?
You're gonna end up, severely injured or like Eric Slate, dead. Yeah. This guy's from South Carolina and they believe he was killed while fighting a kangaroo in an enclosure at a children's petting zoo. Yeah. He he liked to roughhouse with a kangaroo named Jack.
Well, I guess Jack liked to roughhouse back and have you ever seen videos of a kangaroo beating the crap out of somebody? They're out there. Just get on YouTube. Kangaroo beats up man. You'll find videos of it.
They're buff. They're scary. So Jack killed him dead. A post on Facebook in tribute featured a series of photographs of this guy with the kangaroo and said your memory will live on, your voice will be heard, and Jack, your buddy, the kangaroo will be fine. Well, yeah, Jack is not dead.
K? Jack was a kangaroo who fought a man. Of course, he's gonna be fine. And I don't know. If you got in a fist fight with one of your friends and they accidentally killed you, would you want your friends to post photos like, yeah, your buddy's fine?
I don't think we should be treating this kangaroo. With that type of respect, it killed the guy. But he is a kangaroo. It's not like he'd go, alright. Just box till he's, you know, he's down for the count.
You know, if he's down for a three count, you gotta stop kangaroos. They're not as educated as us. They don't understand what that means, but they know how to beat the crap out of people. So, yeah, don't fight them either. K?
Sleep token emergence and, you know, sleep token fans, like many fans, can be a little bit weird. And I know that the band put out clues and this and that leading up to the release of the new album even in Arcadia, but I think fans are reaching on this speculation that the band may drop a second new album this year. Apparently, people are finding little clues and things in the lyrics on Spotify and Apple Music. Now I looked at this. I'm guessing that whoever was inputting the lyrics just screwed a few things up.
You've got some, you know, extra letters capitalized and things like that. You ever read anybody's posts on Facebook? Alright. People ain't that great with grammar and spelling and things like that. But, people, I guess, also saw somewhere that there were track listings showing, 20 total tracks on some streaming interfaces, the album only having 10 tracks.
My speculation on this is there's a good possibility that they will be dropping the instrumental versions of all of the songs on the album because they have done this with, I I think, all of their albums in the past. So much as I would love to see another Sleep Token album in 2025, I I don't got my hopes very high on that. It would be great. I hope I eat crow. I hope that in a few months, another album drops.
Yeah. That'd be fantastic. But I don't think that's gonna happen. You know, fans just enjoy what you got for now. They got the tour coming up later this year.
You know, get rid of your life savings and buy one single ticket and go check out the show. Because if you get yourself too hyped up, it's like GTA fans who were hoping for a trailer, and they kept seeing all these signs. Oh, look at this. They got this image of the moon in this photo and blah blah blah. And then nothing ended up happening.
So you don't wanna feel let down. You know? Avoid speculation when it comes to little clues and things like that. That's how conspiracy theories start. Somebody sees one thing that's, you know, a little coincidental and all of a sudden, oh, look.
The signs are there. Nah. Coincidences just happen in life. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Welt show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group.
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