The Viktor Wilt Show

I shouldn't start the show with a song with the word in it of what I wanna be doing right now. Let it sleep. Just a bad bad way to kick things off. You know, a friendly reminder. Look what time it is when we're awake.

Yay. Anyway, moaning. Hope you slept good last night. I, sorta did. Took me forever to get to sleep.

I think I was a little jacked up because, I was a guest on a podcast last night. Me, not hosting. It was fun. Had a good time chatting with Chris Daley from the, jeez. See, I'm I'm tired fueled by weird podcast.

That's what it's called. Why was that so hard for me to figure out? Anyway, I'm waking up. Waking up. Cut me some slack.

So, anyway, last night, chatted with, Chris on the fueled by weird podcast, and we chatted for a long time. You know, getting close to the 2 hour mark when we finally wrapped it up. That'll be out there at some point. I'll definitely let you know. Chris does a great show.

He's been podcasting a long time, so you should check out the other episodes that are currently available everywhere. Podcasts can be found while you're at it. Check out my show. The Victor will show, give it a follow wherever you listen to podcasts. And, we've got a lot of different new podcasts we've been launching.

You know, the artist interrogations podcast where we interview artists. You know, it's just kay bear interviews, basically. You got peach's show. We got the noon hour, and then, Peaches is working on another new one where he chats with radio people. That should be up pretty soon as well.

So, yeah, it was a good time, but afterward, I was not tired, and it just took me a while to get myself to bed. So kinda dragging today, but it's okay. It's okay. We'll wake up. We'll get through the show.

We'll get through Wednesday. And before we know it, we can be home, all of us, relaxing, kicking back. Anyway, there we go. There's the the evening recap. And if you've ever wanted to get to know me a little bit better I I don't know.

I mean, you listen to the show all the time, so you you probably know me pretty good, but I don't know. It it was just something a little different to do, and I had a I had a blast doing it. So I can't thank you enough, Chris, for having me. Anyway, I'll be back in a second. Alright?

Bye. Let's say you walk into a restaurant and you order a plate of boneless wings. What do you expect to get? You know, pretty much fancy chicken nuggets. Right?

Delicious. I know some people are, like, boneless. I'd never go for that. Other people like me, it's like, well, I don't wanna deal with bones in my food. So if I walked in somewhere and I ordered boneless wings, I would bite into them without worrying about there being bones in there, you know, because it's in the name, boneless, which means no bones.

Unless you're a member of the Ohio supreme court, apparently. Some guy, he ordered boneless chicken wings and got a bone stuck in his throat. So he tried to, I guess, sue whichever place because they're like, you know, bones. Boneless doesn't necessarily mean there's no bones in there. Well, the Ohio supreme court has ruled that boneless is the cooking style of the wings.

And a reasonable consumer could have reasonably anticipated and guarded against the bone at issue in this case. Now I don't know how he didn't notice there was a bone when he bit into it. You know how you get a bone lodged in your throat because I mean, have you ever had scrambled eggs and a little tiny piece of the shell gets in the eggs? It's very noticeable here it's like sand on your teeth so I would think you would notice a chicken bone but I don't know I mean things happen anyway yeah he he didn't want his case they're like sorry bro boneless wings don't mean there will be no bones this is what causes people to you know lose faith in the justice system here I don't know. Maybe I'm just crazy.

But when I hear the phrase boneless, that's what I would assume. No bones. Anyway, just a a fair warning. If you bite into a boneless wing and you know a bone goes stabbing through the roof of your mouth into your head You're out of luck. You should have you know been more reasonable about your expectation that there might be bones and boneless chicken.

Welcome to the program. Speaking of Gojira, if you never got around to checking out their Olympics performance, they put out a video yesterday, with no commentary, high quality, full 4 ks on YouTube. And it's just so amazing. You know, I've watched it a bunch of times since that event happened at the Olympics during the summer. And every time it just blows my mind.

I'm like, this is so good. That performance up for a Grammy in 2025. If we'll, take a look at the best metal performance, you've got, Gojira at the Olympics. Then you've got let's see here. Judas Priest, crown of horns, Metallica screaming suicide, knocked loose, and poppy with suffocate, and spirit box cellar door.

I mean, those are all fine nominations. But I gotta tell you, if Gojira don't win it, that's that's just wrong. If I had to pick a second place, I'd probably go knock loose and poppy because that track's just so good. But everybody knows Gojira deserves this one. Right?

I mean, that was one of the most epic metal things I've ever seen, yet alone, you know, anything comparing in 2024. So fingers crossed for Gojira. Did I even look at the Grammy nominations when they announced them this year? I don't know if I did because I I would've talked about this best rock album. Oh, wait, are these just predictions?

This isn't the actual categories. What's going on here? Why would you throw out predictions for the Grammys? I guess, you know, rolling stone needed an article or something. Okay.

Where where's the rock categories here? Because they're always pathetic. They did a pretty good job with the metal categories. They've they've gotten better at that, but the rock categories are always just terrible. And we have to scroll all the way to the very bottom, I'm sure, because the industry hates rock music.

Okay. Best rock album. Black crows, Fontaine's, Green Day, Idols, Pearl Jam, The Rolling Stones, and Jack White. Okay. Alright.

Whatever. At least they got the metal category right. Can you imagine getting banned from Walmart? Especially when you're, like, in your sixties or seventies. What an embarrassment.

So a Walmart worker posted online. Been working at Walmart for about 6 months now. Nothing terrible has happened until yesterday. Had this older man probably about late fifties to early sixties. Okay.

Sorry. I got his age a little bit wrong. Anyway, come over to me and ask me where hammers are. I know the grocery side of side of the store decently, but the gym the GM? Is that general merchandise side?

Anyway, no idea. So I told him I'm not sure what aisle it's on. Let me check. And then pulled out my phone to search it. Now for people who don't know, Walmart Associates have an app called me at Walmart that has a feature where you can search items.

Also, if you go to the Walmart app that the average person can get, you can locate items in the store that way as well. But you can't expect, you know, some boomers to figure that out. So it's fine to ask an associate. So, anyway, the associate gets their phone out, and this old guy gets just crazy. Just loses it.

Starts calling me lazy and saying I can't just look at Facebook while working. I tried to explain I was searching for his item, but then he started complaining about me talking back. This time, my supervisor came over and asked what was up. Guy immediately starts yelling and screaming about how this employee is rude and needs to be fired. And he's telling how I was checking Facebook when he was asking for help.

I don't know why he thought I was on Facebook of all things. The me at Walmart app looks nothing like it. So this guy's just screaming and yelling. And then the employee walks off, and this guy throws a bottle of dish soap at him, cracks him in the back of the head. Guy says, you know, no injuries but it hurt.

My supervisor calls over the a p coach and main manager. Basically, this all ends with the old guy getting arrested and banned from Walmart. And then a few days later, the old man's wife comes in and starts screaming, yelling at the manager as well. You need to unbanned my husband. I don't know if she ended up going to jail, but she was throwing stuff.

She had to go to jail. I mean, she was using, pretty aggressive language that I can't repeat on the radio. Okay. They did call the cops, and, oh, she ended up getting tased. I missed that line at the or during the first scan of this this post here.

So both people in jail over, somebody doesn't understand how Walmart Associates look up information about the store in 2024. Where's grandma. It's Christmas. Oh, sorry. Grandma got ran over by reindeer or something.

She's not gonna be here for the holidays, but she also won't be at Walmart. Yesterday, I asked the question on Facebook. What items have you purchased as an adult because you didn't have them as a child? And got looking through some of the responses in the k Bear group on Facebook. Figured we'd dive in and check it out.

I couldn't really think of anything yesterday that I purchased simply because I didn't have it as a child. Like, oh, I always wanted that, and then I just had to pick it up. I don't know. Drawing a blank, but many of you did have responses. A lot of people picking up Legos as adults because they didn't have them as a kid.

Well, it's because no kid can afford them. They're the most expensive toy in existence. Yeah. Your parents have to take out a second mortgage on a home to get you a lego set. Those are toys for adults only.

I think at this point, let's see. Christopher said lots of Taco Bell. Note to parents. If you try to keep your kids from, diving into fast food, like, just never let them have it when they're young, no happy meals. They're going to want them when they get older.

That's for sure. And it could lead to bad eating habits. Let's go to the phones. K Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind.

Who's this? This is JD. Good morning. Love you. Love your show.

Hey, Good to hear from you, man. Do you have something you purchased as an adult because you didn't have it as a kid? Yeah. Personality. Person you you bought your personality.

Yeah. I had to do something. I'm I'm old, fat, and ugly, so I had to do something. I went out and by 1. Right.

Well, you do have a good personality. I think you bring a lot of joy to people in East Idaho, especially during, the Christmas season. You know? We'll but we'll keep that, secret. Yeah.

Okay. That's true. Ho ho. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Knock it off. Yeah. Sorry.

I couldn't resist, but that one post on, Facebook where someone from Rexburg was looking for Santa, I couldn't resist, but tagged you. No. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks, Richard.

I appreciate that. Well, you don't, you know, it's not like you're, relentlessly busy all the time, you know? Who? Me? Yeah.

Relentlessly busy? I mean, there's a lot of things to do in the world if you just find something once you get a personality. Yeah. Yeah. Get out there to entertain people.

You're good at it. Yeah. Yeah. Or, you know, help others entertain people either way. And that and that for sure.

Yep. That's, that's that's that's that's about all I got right now. Alright. Well, congratulations on was that a Christmas present, the, ACDC tickets? I I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. That was, that was a pretty, pretty big pretty big deal. I, I could tell by the look on your face, you were very excited. Yeah.

I was I was pretty, I was moved by that. I was not ready for it at all. And, you know, my lovely wife, Annette, and my grandson, did that. It's just out of the blue. She knew I wanted to go, but I couldn't, checking on Ticketmaster, and they said, tickets are sold out.

So I was, like, pretty disappointed. And and and she popped up with them, I guess. So I don't know. Nice dude. Well, congrats.

I hope it's an awesome time when you guys head down. You'll you'll definitely have to be, our representative who can report back on the, it was the Vegas show. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to Vegas. Yeah. Alright. Taking my grandson with me. Nice.

Yeah. So he can drive part of the way. He ain't old enough to drive? He's old enough to drive. He's old enough to be a big pain in my butt.

Wow. Time flies. Yeah. He does, man. Remember when he's little?

That's I don't do I still thought he was little. You still thought he was right up. That's what happened to us. We still think we're kids too, but but you know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I definitely feel mentally, you know, for the most part, like, I'm in my twenties. Physically Yeah. No. I can tell the difference.

Yeah. Until I until I get up ahead of work in the morning, then then I know. Yep. Alright, man. Well, good to hear from you, JD.

Hope the work day goes quick and, stay warm out there. It sucks. It's cold. I will. Thank you.

You have a great day too. You too, man. See you. Alright. Bye.

Peace. Alright. Buy yourself a personality. I can think of a few people who, need to go to the personality store, get an upgrade. So let me know it's out there.

What else here? Mike said that, he bought mayonnaise as an adult because he didn't have it as a kid. No mayo at all. Like, not even miracle whip. Alright.

Well, enjoy the mayo. What about the drinkable mayo? Mike, maybe you give that a whirl, buddy. Let's see. Name brand cereal.

Yeah. Yeah. You don't wanna have the the generic, cinnamon toast crunch. Gotta get the real deal. Mhmm.

Yeah. A lot of people with their nerdy collectibles. You know? Things like, legos, hot wheels, video games. You know, I feel terrible for any kid who doesn't get video games.

I remember I had friends whose parents were like, you can't play video games. They're bad for your brain. You know, all these years later, all them studies about hand eye coordination and blah blah blah, all the benefits of video games. Shout out to my parents for being awesome. I still don't know why I got video game systems when I was very young You know when I think back on my parents it, you know, like my dad doesn't seem like a guy who would have been hip to modern technology I mean it it was just kind of you know old fashioned dude and my mom not like she was a gamer but somehow they knew the sweetest toys to get us now I don't recall asking for a nintendo when I was a kid in nes I can't imagine my life had I not had that Nintendo.

Well, maybe I wouldn't sit around playing so much red dead today, but, it's so fun. Looks like the game awards 2024 are going down tomorrow, airing live. I don't know if it's on their website or YouTube or what, but, happening tomorrow, kicking off at 5:30 PM. They're really hyping this thing up because of announcements that are going to happen at it. I don't even know what the nominations for the awards are, but I know they're saying, we got 2 big announcements that are gonna blow your mind.

Things that will make fans say, holy crap. I can't believe this thing is here. Is there really anything that anybody cares enough in the world of video games about more than a second trailer for Grand Theft Auto 6. Now it's been over a year since trailer number 1 dropped, so I think I think it's time. I think it's time and maybe the game awards, The place to do so.

Unveil the second trailer for GTA 6 or a release date or a preorder. I don't think it's gonna be that, though. Sounds like it might be, you know, games that are in early development, and it'll be coming down coming out way down the road. But I don't know. Anytime there are exciting announcements relating to video games, you know, it gets me a little bit pumped because I love video games.

They're great. They're great. So, game awards again airing live tomorrow, 5:30 PM. Will I remember to watch it? Probably not.

I didn't watch the Nick Nocturnal Awards. Forgot about those. I don't know. When it comes to award shows, my give a crap meter, generally pretty low. And I'll just kinda wait around, get the results after the fact.

When's the last I think the last time I watched any kind of award show was last year's Nick Nocturnal Awards, and it it was kind of fun. I know he was giving away prizes and things like that, but, nah, I don't remember what I was up to when that happened, but well, I was probably playing video games. GTA San Andreas. It's glorious. It's such a fun game.

You know, it's surprisingly standing the test of time. If you play an old game and it stands the test of time, that's so nice because nothing worse than going back and playing an old video game that you thought was so great as a kid and you're like, this game sucks. Like, 10 80 snowboarding. I love that game on the Nintendo 64. Last time I tried to play it, I was like, what?

How did I enjoy this game at all? The controls are garbage. This game sucks. Can you tell what I wanna be doing right now? You know, we've got a great computer here.

I wonder what the bosses would do if I downloaded Steam and installed a bunch of games and just started live streaming on the KayBear page. I'm like, hey. I'm I'm putting out content, but I'm just sitting there playing red dead on the job. I guess that's one of those ask for forgiveness situations. I didn't know I couldn't do that kind of situations.

Don't tell the bosses what I'm pondering. Peaches, what's happening? Good morning. Good morning. I had a weird dream this morning.

Alright. Let's hear all about it. The freak news powered by Greasemonkey. Past 8? Yeah.

I didn't realize that, we were so close to 8 when the last song was playing. Oh. So I had stories ready to go just all of a sudden, like, 6 minutes just went away. I think I was abducted by aliens because Sure. Yeah.

So, anyway, let's hear about your dream for freak news. So, yeah. Freak news. Freak freak news from the freak. Right?

Mhmm. Yeah. Fell asleep, woke up around like 4, stayed up till like 5:30, fell back asleep finally. And then I had this weird dream that I was checking my phone right there in my bed and it's I was scrolling Instagram and there was a post from you that said, like, we're engaged. There was a bunch of emojis and it was you proposing to, you you know, who.

And I was like, there's no way that this is happening. He said he was never gonna get married again this whole I never said I'd never get married again. Oh, yeah. The whole thing against marriage. That's why I was just like laughing at it.

Well, I just And I didn't realize she was listening to the show. I just got a text from her. She was talking about a song. So she is tuned in, and now you're gonna make me sound bad. Bad.

No. No freak news by the freak. Alright. Alright. Yeah.

I can't recall any of my dreams, so I have nothing to report in that realm, unfortunately. Yeah. I've had some weird ones as of late. Yeah. I I don't know.

My it's been very quiet on the, the dream front Mhmm. As of late for me. At least, ones that I can recall. Yeah. Knocking on wood, sleeping without the blackout curtains, so much better.

I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. Somehow, some of them, those affected me. Really?

Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I I love them because every once in a while, I wake up at, like, noon and I'm like, what happened? Where did my day go?

I used to sleep in that much. I would wake up like a 10:30 or 11 and go what on earth did I just do? Because I used to be the guy that would get up at 6 Damn. Or a Friday at 6 and now I'm this guy that's like, you know, a fat lazy slob waking up at 10 AM. What's going on?

Yeah. I've, I've woke up at there was that one day I slept till, like, 2 o'clock or something. I got, like, 14 hours of sleep. So what what is going on? And you thought you were sick?

Yeah. Yeah. Or or something. That's how I know you messed up you are when you when you think you when you slept in successfully for a long period of time, and you're like, am I getting bad? Am I feeling bad?

Am I sick? COVID again. Why am I sleeping like this? Right. But, no.

And I just apparently needed the, sleep. Looks like grandma's gonna need some rest. Peaches, did you see the article about grandma actually getting run over by a reindeer in New York? No. It was bound to happen.

It's it's got it. If you have a reindeer, parade, somebody's gonna get hurt by a reindeer eventually. Grandmas get in the way of everything. Old people have no self awareness. They don't.

I mean, have you noticed like there's a there's a there's a video that makes the rounds every so often of these 2 women on those one of those 3 60 photo booths. And, of course, there's some old lady hobbling along very way too close to the machine as it's going. Bonks her in the head. Next thing you know, the camera pans over to her. She's on the floor.

You know, everyone's trying to help her. It's gonna take her forever to get up. Well, Peaches, you know, when you get older, mobility becomes a little bit more challenging. Right. It's like, can you just knock over the kid instead or something, you know?

The old lady's gonna make a whole theatric out of it. Ow, my hip. Man. Yeah. I I think she's gonna be okay, but, yeah.

They have a turkey day run. I don't know why they call it The turkey trot. Call it that when it's a a bunch of deer running, but, yeah. They didn't they didn't have those in the budget. They've already had the deer.

I guess so. No turkeys. Note the only turkeys we're getting, the discount ones that you cook. I could see management doing that here. Like, we're about to do an actual turkey trial, but we don't have access to turkeys, and we're not gonna pay money for those.

So instead, we know a guy who has a whole bunch of deer for whatever reason. We're gonna have them run with you guys. Yeah. Any kind of winter activity that would involve us going outside, I'm definitely gonna battle against. I can guarantee you at some point, they're gonna pitch the idea of, like, a kay bear turkey trot or something like that.

Like, no, the Riverbend Media Group Turkey Run or something. Oh. Because, you know, Jay Miller, he's the guy that runs everywhere he goes. Yeah. So he's he's the one who gets to represent the company.

Sure. You get out and run. I I don't wanna run when it's nice outside. Make Jade run too. It'd be great.

Yeah. Yeah. He should love that. See that form. Let that beard flap in the breeze.

Oh, yeah. I forgot to ask Jade on air. Do you straighten your beard? It is weird how it grows out. Isn't it?

I've I I think he straightens it with a hair straightener. Beards don't grow like that. No. No. You've you've gotta straighten it with a with a hair straightener, but that seems kinda outside of Jade's style.

Like, I used to have a hair straightener because Can I borrow your hair straightener? He borrows the wife's hair straightener. Just I had my own when I had long hair. You know? Nothing wrong with the dude having a hair straightener.

Sure. Yeah. And I've I've probably straightened when I had a long beard. I probably straightened it a few times. Scotty in?

For anthrax. Pretty much. Pretty much. Yeah. I'm not shaming him.

Not shaming him. Just curious. That was just one story for freak. Is there anything else? Yeah.

I'll save the rest for later. Alright. Let's head down to Salt Lake City. You know, outside of Florida, seems like a very large percentage of wacky news stories about people losing their mind come out of Utah. Have you noticed that?

We get and it's not because I'm checking out Utah news. You know, I go to these national sources to find weird news stories. I think it's just because Utah packed with a bunch of weirdos. Yeah. Okay.

So this guy, he bought a car and decided he wanted to return it. So he rolls into the dealership, and, you know, he's telling him, like, hey. This thing's got mechanical issues. I don't want it anymore. This thing's a lemon.

And the management of Mazda Southtown said, sorry. Car was sold as is. You're out of luck, buddy. And the guy gets mad. He's like, you won't take the car back and give me my money.

I'm gonna crash right through the front door of this place. They're like, sorry. Well, you can check out video of it coming right through the front. Looks like about $10,000 in damages. Also, about 7 salespeople near the front door when he drove through, but, thankfully, nobody was hurt.

You're gonna be in jail a while. Got charges of felony criminal mischief, reckless endangerment. Dude, you know, it sucks when, you know, you got that buyer regret going on, but things are never gonna end up better if you take out your rage on a place of business. Alright? Some people need to talk to a friend.

Just call a friend. I'm really mad. You You wouldn't believe what this dealership did to me. I'm gonna go smash my car through the front window. Don't do it.

Take a deep breath. Calm down. Just, you know, how about you? Does the stereo work in that lemon? Pop in a nice meditation disc and, just kick back and listen to that for a few.

Where's dad for Christmas? Remember that Kari bot? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Daddy ain't gonna be home for Christmas.

You ruined Christmas, buddy. I don't know if you've seen these, but McDonald's for a while now has been doing these adult happy meals. And I don't know. I've never bought one of these because I don't know. I feel like I'm too old for an adult happy meal.

And they generally come with, to me, in my opinion, stupid toys that I don't care about. Like, you know, we've got some of them here in the studio. Some little, chicken nugget toys. Well, in Australia, McDonald's is launching a squid game adult happy meal. Why are they not doing this in the US?

Why only in Australia? Now it's your basic adult happy meal. It comes with fries and chicken nuggets. Boring. You know, okay.

Chicken nuggets are good. So are fries. But it comes with a little tin with the dalgona. Is that how you say it? Challenge.

You you know, if you've watched squid game, the little things made out of, like, honey and sugar or whatever that they have to, you know, like, cut the shape out without breaking it or else they die. Yeah. It comes with one of those in a variety of shapes. You've got some of the classics from the show like the star shape, the triangle, the circle. Sadly, no umbrella.

Instead of the umbrella, they have an even harder one, I think, the McDonald's m. I think that I might actually pick up an adult Happy Meal so I could have one of these as a fun souvenir. But it's Australia only. Why don't what? Are people gonna get upset around here?

That show is violent. It's a real bummer. It's a real bummer. My kids tried to make the the dalgona one time. You know, there are recipes online, and I think I seem to remember eating the thing, but I don't remember, us actually cutting out the shapes.

So, yeah, one that's premade. That's the way to go. Anyway, I guess you gotta go go to Australia to pick that up. So sorry, squid game fans. Squid game making its return to Netflix for season 2 at the end of the month.

I'm very excited for that. The first season, top notch television. And, again, if you're gonna watch it, watch it with the subtitles. The dubbing in that show was so bad. I couldn't even believe it.

I checked it out just out of curiosity, and it was terrible. Watch with the subtitles. So I've talked about this before, but up until recently, I had heard nothing but negative things about the Joker part 2. Well, we've got another director out saying it was one of the best films of the year, and I'm definitely getting intrigued about this movie. 1st, we had Quentin Tarantino saying he thought it was one of the best movies of the year, but now John Waters, legendary director, also saying the same thing.

And I don't know. Maybe it's people who hate musicals. I understand that I guess they kinda took a very different direction with this movie, and everyone seems to say it has a weird ending. Thankfully, in the articles I've read, none of that has been spoiled. But, yeah, I'm gonna have to check this out.

It's gonna be on streaming soon. I don't remember which platform I saw announcing that it was coming soon, but I only recently watched the the first Joker movie. And I thought it was pretty good. Thought it was pretty good. But, yeah, sometimes critics don't know what they're talking about or just have bad taste.

Alright? There have been a lot of movies that I really enjoyed that were not really received well by critics. So what Waters said about this movie was, finally, a love story I can relate to. So insane. So well thought out.

So well directed. It's Jailhouse Rock meets Busby Berkeley with a 911. That's entertainment ending that will make you shake your head in cinematic astonishment. Stupid critics, Gaga so good, Joker so right, die dumbbells, die. That's enough to make me check out the movie.

Plus, again, I do like, a good musical. I think I'm gonna have to wait for wicked to be available on demand, though. You know, I don't know about the the crowd you gotta hang with to see that in a theater. Yeah. Showing up solo old guy.

That might I don't know. I'd I'd feel a little bit out of place, But I'm gonna check that one out too. Gonna check that one out as well. Anyway, I'll let you know if I do watch Joker 2 what my thoughts are. But, I don't know.

I have a feeling based on the people who are saying they like it, that it might end up being really up my alley. So stay tuned. Well, I guess this woman from Canada missed the story from a week week or 2 ago about somebody trying to sneak things they shouldn't on an airplane disguised as Christmas gifts. I hate to break it to you. Those x-ray machines can see through wrapping paper.

People are dumb. She was headed on an international flight to New Zealand with £22 of meth in her carry on luggage. These are my Christmas presents. Yeah. Busted as you would expect.

I mean, come on. The average person going through security is getting a little bit of a shakedown, at least if you're me. They always wanna rip my bags apart. What is this thing? It's a CPAP.

Come on. You see them all the time. I don't know. We better rip it apart. Lose my face mask when I'm headed out of the country.

Bunch of garbage. Anyway, yeah. You should just, you know, try to avoid engaging in criminal behavior. Keep yourself out of jail. Jail would suck, but this is one of the dumbest ways to try to sneak anything onto a plane that I've ever seen.

Come on. It's Christmas. Lump of coal for you, buddy. The article did point out the the passenger made. Santa's naughty list according to to customs.

Oh, people are so stupid. For more examples of how stupid people can be, check out social media. Depending on my mood when I'm playing something like grand theft auto or red dead, you know, you go into the gun shop, pick yourself up some weapons. And sometimes I like to go, you know, just total cringe and play them all in gold. Well, I guess I'm not the only one.

Was a us woman who tried to smuggle a 24 carat gold gun into Australia. I mean, if you're gonna go to Australia protection, it, I it's understandable, right but you have to follow the proper guidelines I don't know when it comes to international travel if there's any way to travel with a gun with a firearm you know within the bounds of the us maybe but you gotta talk to the the airline there and get things done the right way. Jade. Victor Welt. He's talking about a a woman who tried to bring a gold plated gun to Australia.

And, I mean, that makes sense. Not in her, checked baggage? No. And so I was curious. I mean, within the US, you can check a firearm, you know, work it out with the airlines, but what about international travel?

It probably depends on where you're going to travel to. Some isn't Australia like a no gun country? I'm not sure. All I know is that something they do is something like that. You would think it's a place you need guns.

You know, that you got kangaroos, tachypia, big snakes. The whole thing was founded by that's where they used to put all the criminals. Yeah. So I would think for a bunch of debauchery going on down there. For protection, you need to bring a fire.

Wanna go there. Fit right in. Yeah. Hence, the opposite side of where we're at here. I remembered yesterday while I was trying to call you during the show when we had Tyler in here.

Yep. Do you straighten your beard? None yet. Come on. You can I I admitted on air that I straightened my beard when I had one or when I had a long one?

If I don't straighten it, then it turns into I could be a character of I could take over Spongebob. Yeah. Because it's just like this massive nest. Dude, trust me. I mean, I had my own straightener back when I had long hair because that's what my hair itself would do.

Not alone, you know, a beard. So when I've had it really long, I've straightened it. But it's like 4 inches long. Like mine is now. Yeah.

I was just curious because it does look, very sleek. Very Devon air. All right. Well, take it from fashion expert, Jay Davis, perfectly acceptable to straighten your beard. Now, do you have your own straightener or do you use your wife's?

Well, I have my own. Alright. Alright. The one that dates back to when I used to straighten my hair for the the emo look. Oh, okay.

So it all ties together Yeah. Then. Okay. Yeah. Once I had to start shaving my head, I I don't know what I did with my hair straightener.

It's useless now. And straight hair just feels more comfortable anyway. Oh, dude. It it it Especially as attached to your face. Well yeah.

Because if you had I would love to make an analogy. I know where you're going with that. Don't do that. That's why I just tried to describe it as a SpongeBob. Oh, okay.

Yeah. That's very different than briar bush. That might work. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group.

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