The Viktor Wilt Show

What's up? It's Victor Wilt. I was reading through a thread on the Nine Inch Nails subreddit. If you didn't hear, Nine Inch Nails announcing more tour dates for 2026 yesterday, one of which is gonna be going down February 10th at the Delta Center in Salt Lake City. And the discussion is about buying now or buying later. Uh, they were asking people, "Hey, you know, if you waited to buy tickets until right before the show, do you think you'd pay more or less than people who bought them when they went on sale?" The way dynamic ticket pricing works is if there are a lot of people buying tickets during an on-sale, the ticket pricing can keep increasing. And then also bands have the option to decide whether or not to do platinum seating, where, you know, Ticketmaster or Live Nation will, you know, take certain seats and just make 'em cost way more 'cause, I don't know, they're great seats. Whatever. Every single person in this thread said

either that they wished they waited closer to the show, 'cause as I say over and over and over again, ticket prices always drop closer to the show 'cause you have all these scalpers that buy up tickets, which drives up the dynamic ticket pricing, making people who pay early on a lot more. Then throughout the months leading up to the show, they're scalping the tickets for way over face value, and then the scalpers panic at the last minute, try to unload their tickets and get anything they can out of 'em, and tickets end up being really cheap, especially the day of the show. So, you know, reading through this thread here, it absolutely reflects that. People were saying, "Oh, I bought tickets," you know. Here's a guy, spent 600 ticket, 600 on tickets the moment they were available. Then close to the show, you know, they had, like, uh, really good seats. You could pick 'em up for dirt cheap, dirt cheap, the seats right next to 'em. So I know it's tough when you really wa- you know, wanna see a band

and you kind of panic buy 'cause, "Oh, I b- I don't wanna miss out. I don't wanna miss out." Just don't panic, okay? Just don't panic. It's gonna be all right. Like with Sleep Token this Sunday, all right? There are tons of scalper tickets available, tons of 'em. I guarantee that closer to the show, those seats are, are gonna be going for a lot less than they are right now. Right now the prices are ridiculous.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Look at how many seats are available, tons of 'em. You'll be, you'll be able to get something day of show, guaranteed. Just have a, a little bit of patience, all right? Don't overspend. It's, it's not worth it. Don't break the bank. Don't put yourself in debt to go see a live band. You know, the way that ticketing works in this day and age, it's, it's pretty disgusting, but it is what it is, and long as people are buying these scalper tickets... I mean, I, I just pulled up the Sleep Token page on, uh, StubHub. You got people trying to sell pit tickets for $871.

And I think that's p- Is that per ticket? Let's see. Oh, I, I don't even wanna accidentally click Buy. Okay, we'll just go to Select. Let's see what it does here. Oh, no, that's each ticket, $871. There is no band worth paying that kind of money for a pit ticket, okay? Not worth it. But watch, since there's only two left, somebody's gonna buy 'em. It's dumb. All right.

Let's play some more music, and I'm gonna close out this window showing me disgusting concert prices. It's absurd. Have you ever seen the movies Kill Bill: Volume 1 and Volume 2? If you haven't, they're great, great movies. But when they were released, I don't know if things were just different back then and, you know, you couldn't have as much violence in movies in the theaters as you can now. You know, there's a particular scene in it that they had to release in black and white due to the amount of blood. Well apparently, Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is going to be, be released as one movie in theaters in early December. And from what I understand, you know, that, that bloody scene's gonna be restored. Won't be in black and white, so I- I've never seen the movie this way. And then it will also include a never-before-seen seven-and-a-half-minute animated sequence. Um,

I think I might have to go check this out. I saw these movies in the theaters when they were new, but, uh, th- they're just so wild, so fun. And, uh, yeah, to see 'em just in one

unedited, "Bam, here we go,"

chunk, you know what I mean? That sounds pretty sweet to me. It's gonna be a, a fairly long movie in the theater. That's gotta be at least three hours. But, uh, it's a fantastic story. It's really fun. I believe that movie is where, uh, Five Finger Death Punch got their name from.

Yeah, pretty sweet. Pretty sweet. So just wanted to let you know if you're into, uh, Tarantino movies or maybe you've never seen this, uh-December 5th, I don't know if we're gonna have it here in East Idaho, but hopefully so at least one of the theaters around here, 'cause that would be pretty dang awesome. So, some good news there for, uh, fans of the movie Kill Bill. Very exciting. [rock music] Ugh, I need more coffee. I cannot believe I am so tired today. And I know you hear that from me, like, all the time, but I went to bed early last night, like, at the time I should normally. And hopefully... I don't know exactly what time I actually fell asleep. It took a little bit, but seems like it should've been enough to not feel like this today. I guess at least it's better than yesterday. Just got too much going on to be feeling down, you know, to be feeling a little bit off, as Five Finger Death Punch would say. Okay. And you know, I'm so out of whack, I can't even remember what I was gonna talk with you about. I had a specific topic in my head. It wasn't, you know, a tab that I had opened up here, some kind of an article. But I had something great I was gonna talk with you about and it, it just whoosh. You know, talked to JD for two seconds, it's gone. Just wiped from my brain. I guess we'll just pull up eastidahonews.com and, I don't know, maybe talk about, about food. You like food, right? I hadn't heard of this place, Blisters Barbecue.

Sounds good. It has the word barbecue in it. Now, this is apparently in Rexburg. Been around for a long time. I'd never heard of it here. Uh, they are located in the Mother Hibbard's Country Store, and I'm looking at photos of the food. Looks pretty good. I mean, aside from barbecue, they do have, like, sandwiches and things like that. Got some loaded fries here that look pretty good. I mean, it's barbecue. Come on. See, East Idaho News, whenever you're, uh, just feeling hungry, you can go check out East Idaho Eats and find somewhere new to try. You know, a lot of people get in the habit of just eating at the same old places all the time. Try something new with your life, all right? Or maybe adopt a pet. You could check out the pet of the week. This week it is... Let's see. It's a terrier-mix. What's its current name? Ruby, the pet of the week, up for adoption at the Snake River Animal Shelter. There you go. Get yourself a friend. Anyway, I'm gonna get myself some freak news. [rock music] All right. Walmart set to unleash deliveries via drone. Fantastic. Just what we need, endless buzzing in the skies. Mm-hmm. Well, at least it's not flying cars. And you might be like, "Dude, what, what are you talking about? Flying cars would be awesome." Nope, people are too dumb. Too dumb for flying cars. We can't handle roads, all right? We don't need people in the sky. But yeah, I guess Walmart's saying drone delivery will be happening in most areas that they operate in. How many are they gonna have going at once? Ugh. Maybe I'm just irritable this morning. For some reason, the sound of a buzzing in the skies and just crap flying around all day just sounds annoying to me. Just go get the, the grocery pickup, people. All right? Walmart ain't that far away. Okay. Well, that, that's coming soon. What else we got here? A guy who was in a hurry to get to his, uh, barber appointment got arrested in Florida after doing, uh, 107 in... What? A 50-mile-per-hour zone. He's like, "Sorry, man,

gotta get my hair cut." Um, that excuse ain't gonna work with the cops. I'm not really sure what excuses work with 'em, but, uh, when you're speeding, I think you have to have potentially, like, a dying person in your car, and they're still gonna yell at you. But like, dude, you have to call for an ambulance. All right? You can't just take matters into your own hands and then they can actually work on the person while they're driving them at high speed to the hospital.

But th- the barber thing, it's just not gonna fly, you know? Uh, what else do we have here? Somebody stole a, uh, Sinclair dinosaur. You know how at some of the Sinclair stations, they have the big plastic or, I don't know, fiberglass green dinosaur?

Well, in... Where was this? Los Angeles. They called it a beloved dinosaur. I don't call those dinosaurs beloved. All right? You know why? I was in, uh... Wasn't Moab. I don't know. I was in Southern Utah. Don't know why I can't remember the name of the town right now. Probably because I'm just so tired for no reason. But anyway, I was at a Sinclair station and they had one of these dinosaurs. They had it close to the front door, and I walked out of the door and just ran headfirst into it. Bam! I, I almost knocked myself out. Oh. And the store clerk saw it happen. [laughs] And he's like, "Yeah, that happens all the time." I was like, "Well, why don't you move it?

Why don't you put it in [laughs] a different spot then?" 'Cause just bam, right in my face. Oh. Screw the Sinclair dinosaur. That's what I say. G- g- good on... You know, I... There's very rare occasions that I would say thank you to dirty thieves, but-

[laughs] They shoulda taken that one. [laughs] Yeah, the, the one in LA, it looks like it, it was out near the road. It's not in a spot where somebody's gonna crack their face into it, and, yeah, about knock themselves to the ground. Oh, that was so annoying.

All right, and finally, Stephen King is the most banned author in the US, in US schools. Yeah, how many, how many books did it say he's got, uh, got banned? 87. 87 [laughs] Stephen King books banned from schools.

Does that mean his entire library basically? That means that, like, half of my house is a banned book library 'cause I have so many different editions of Stephen King books. Hey, you know what?

If an author has been banned that many times, you should probably be reading them. If politicians

and uptight parents are saying, "You can't read this," you should probably be reading it. That's crazy. I used to sit around in class

in high school reading Stephen King. Now, I don't remember if I could check them out at the school library, but that was what I did all the time in school. I wouldn't do my homework. I was a, I was a terrible stubborn kid, and kids who should not be like me. Now, you, you, you should read Stephen King 'cause his books are good. They're fun. But don't be like me. Don't just sit there and not do your cl- your schoolwork and read Stephen King. But what I would do is I would also read the textbook and then, uh, I would just ace the tests, so they couldn't be like, "Well, you don't know the material." So I could- they couldn't fail me. They could just sit around and be mad at me, you know? A bu- a bunch of teachers got very frustrated with me for this. And I- I don't know. I, th- for some reason still let me sit around reading Stephen King, but I definitely wouldn't be the person I am today if I hadn't read so much Stephen King when I was young. There's nothing wrong with it, okay? Trust me, what your kids are seeing on YouTube, just as bad or worse than reading a Stephen King book. You should be grateful if your kids are reading, all right? You know, you don't see any calls to ban YouTube, but, "Oh, keep them away from the library, the scary library. Ooh, books, knowledge, oh." They're really trying to make people dumber. That's, that's what I think the ultimate goal is, just encourage stupidity. But o- one thing you can hope is that, like, when I was a kid, if you weren't supposed to do something, that made me wanna do it more. Like, back then it was violent video games. "Mortal Kombat's gonna destroy society. Don't let your kids play it." What do you think every kid was doing? Oh, they were playing Mortal Kombat every second they could. So I wanna remind you kids, you're on your way to school right now maybe, they don't want you to read Stephen King. Yeah, them authority figures and parents, they don't want you to do it, so you know what to do. You know what to do. I should set up a, uh, w- one of those, you know, little, little free libraries in my front yard and have it be nothing but Stephen King. Nothing but banned books. I've talked about this before. 'Cause what, what are they gonna do? What are the authorities gonna do? What you gonna do, Lieutenant Crane? I got banned books just free to take in my driveway. One of these days I'll do it, but I can't even accomplish the tasks I want to around my house. Too sleepy. All right, speaking of being too sleepy, I'm gonna go get some coffee. Second cup of the day [laughs] and it's only eight o'clock. And you know how I make mine, but I, I gotta get some things done around here. Ugh. Well, good morning, Peaches.

Good morning.

How's your day been so far?

I'm gonna move this mic. I feel like it's gonna make some noise.

I know, it sucks 'cause it won't stay up high enough for you to talk into it, so you, you get kinda, like, sounding like this. Yeah. Just bend down, Peaches. There you go. Have a seat.

Better?

That, that's a little bit better. So I, um, took caller number 20 for a pair of tickets to the Bert Kreischer Show tomorrow. Gave out the permission to party password. We gotta give away three pairs of tickets today.

I know, I messed up yesterday.

Shame! Shame on you, Peaches. But you did give away one, so it just, uh, gives more people the opportunity to win. And, you know, once we play back this call, if it works, I don't know if the thing's being a little hmm, weird today.

It, it's been working.

All right, well, it's, it's not recording, you know, the two different sides today.

What happened now?

I don't know.

Who touched the computer?

I don't know, but I'm going to try to play it back

and [laughs] we'll see if it works. If it doesn't, we'll just tell people what happened. So let's go ahead and try to go to the phones. K-Bear, who's this? Okay, K-Bear, who's this?

Brett.

All right Brett, you're my caller number 20, man.

Sweet.

All right, Brett, for two tickets to go check out Bert Kreischer, what is the correct password?

Uh, Kool-Aid.

Kool-Aid is correct, Brett! You have won a pair of tickets to go check out Bert Kreischer live tomorrow night. Hang on the line so I can get your information. And who's your favorite radio station?

K-Bear.

All right, so there was your second opportunity to find out what today's permission to party password was. Two more chances to win coming up today with Peaches or I, and then we'll do the, uh, drawing to see who wins the after show pass to meet Bert.Do you have to take your shirt off when you meet Bert if you're a man?

I ... [sighs] Even if you're a woman, I feel like you should.

I mean, I'm all for anybody who wants to take their shirt off taking it off. Some people claim to be uptight about that, but-

I think somebody did during Asking Alexandria.

Took their shirt ... Dude, there were a lot of people with their shirts on.

There was a, there was a girl on someone's shoulders that had, uh, no shirt on.

Oh.

I think.

I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I just saw the-

Because, you know, she's way up high.

[laughs]

Hey, nice. [laughs]

I just saw the endless shirtless dudes in the pit, you know. Uh, there was some moshing, some crowd surfing, and far as I know, nobody got butthurt about it, so ...

I wonder how many dudes are gonna be shirtless tomorrow like you just mentioned.

I don't know. It's looking like it could be a little bit chilly. [laughs]

But you're inside.

Oh, you're talking about the Bert Kreischer Show?

Yeah.

Okay. I thought you were talking about the ... 'Cause Mudvaynes tomorrow night as well. Uh, I bet there will be shirtless dudes at the Bert Kreischer Show. Eh, it just seems like part of what's gonna happen. 'Cause Bert's gonna be shirtless. He doesn't ever wear a shirt.

No.

It's his thing. Can you imagine he came out on stage and gets booed 'cause he's wearing clothes?

[laughs]

[laughs] So anyway, congrats to, uh, Brett, our winner of a pair of tickets. You got two more chances to win today, so keep listening for your chance to go to the show for free.

[rock music plays]

Well, people really hate robots. And I think there are people very concerned about the robot takeover happening because people are, like, striking back against robots left and right. You know, we got animals fighting back against people, people fighting back against robots, people fighting people. Can we just stop all the fighting already and all get along? Wouldn't that be nice? No. No. Can't ha- can't have that in this day and age.

[instrumental music plays]

Just gotta be endless mayhem. Now, DoorDash has unveiled a new, uh, robot to deliver food, and it looks like a little cartoon, red, uh, I don't know, like, it's like a cartoon car or something. It's all cute looking. And people are like, "Yeah, you ain't gonna fool me for being cute like that. Mm-mm. Try making it look like a cute, tiny European car in an attempt to stop me from running it over. Not gonna work." Um, [laughs]

guys,

you gotta settle down. People even have like a, a term for robots that's like a derogatory term. I think at this point we can still say it on the radio. Clanker. That's like ... I, I mean, this is what people are calling robots in a v- a very derogatory way. There was this other robot, Hitchbot. It was a hitchhiking robot. Successfully hiked or hitchhiked across Canada, Germany and the Netherlands. But when it tried to cross the US, it was, uh, ripped apart, dismembered and decapitated in Philadelphia. It was just destroyed. You know, it just want ... All it wanted was a ride. All it wanted was a ride. [laughs] And, you know, people predicted that it ain't gonna work in the US. Only made it to Philadelphia, and it was destroyed.

Hey, you know, kinda like the scooters. How many of those scooters do you think are in the Snake [laughs] River? I would imagine a few. 'Cause in big cities and stuff, I mean, people get really mad about scooters. Uh, but I've seen the complaints in the Life in Idaho Falls group. "Scooters all over the place. I hate scooters." Like, settle down. Just don't ride it, [laughs] you know? Might be convenient for some people, take a little scooter ride. So yeah, uh, I don't know if we're gonna have DoorD- DoorDash robots here, but, uh, they have started unleashing these on the streets of Tempe and Mesa, Arizona. So I'll have to ask my daughter if she's seen them cruising around, cute little red DoorDash robots.

[rock music plays]

Hey, Jay Davis. Welcome to the studio.

[laughs] Ho- ho,

Pete, you're up.

[laughs] What's up?

What's up, Dumb?

Oh.

[laughs]

That was certainly not me. You know, I got more sleep than I can possibly imagine yesterday and I'm just exhausted. So tired.

Hm.

Oh.

Midweek shows will do that to you.

Yeah. Yeah. It, it was fun. It was a really good show. I had a, a really good time. All the bands were better than I expected. Um, you know, you read a lot of crap about Asking Alexandria online, and I thought they crushed it.

Hm.

You know, Danny seemed in a great mood. And I'd read that all, all his vocals are backing tracks. And I, I don't think the average concert goer pays attention to the whole band, but the guitarist was doing probably half the vocals.

Hm.

But they, they were real vocals.

Yeah. And any band nowadays has some kind of backing track.

Yeah. Like al- all of them. And-

It's just the way it goes. And it's actually impressive that they have those, because you know how hard it is to play with a backing track. You have to be perfectly on time.

Exactly. Yeah. You're, you're hearing a click inside of your little monitors and you gotta be perfectly on time-

Yeah

... to match up those tracks. So I thought they were good and I thought Chevelle, um, played really well. We even had people leaving comments on, uh, the post about, "Hey, who's coming to the show tonight?" And, "Uh, Chevelle sucks live."

[laughs]

And I thought they were really good.

Yeah.

I, I thought it was a lot of fun. And, you know, Jay, there was crowd surfers everywhere, mosh pits breaking out in all kinds of random spots-

Uh-huh

... lots of shoving and pushing.

I bet the mosh pits at the show I went to were, um, a little bit larger.

I'll bet they were too.

[laughs]

I saw some great video, uh, from Bring Me the Horizon and Motionless White. It looked like a pretty incredible-

Yeah

... show.

Yeah. I, I don't remember how ... what the capacity is of the Maverick Center in Utah, but it was completely packed. 10, 15,000-

Yeah, let's-

... filled in there.

Let's look it up while you yap.

But it was pretty incredible, uh ... Unfortunately, I missed the first two bands due to traffic and food, and there was like a wreck and we got stuck for a while, but-

Oh, geez

... got there for Motionless White's and-[rock music] They always sound great.

Oh, they, they always kill it. Motionless is so good.

Oh, yeah. Um, so as soon as we get there, we sit in our seats and there's this ruckus, a commotion happening behind us.

A ruckus?

And me, me and my brother are like, "What is happening?" And we turn around and there's this chick pounding into this guy's face, just-

Just punching him in the face?

... just fist in face.

[laughs]

And we don't even know where she came from because there weren't any open seats. She had like climbed over the row behind the dudes behind us, and it turned out that, uh, it was like this guy's ex-girlfriend that, uh, he was supposed to take her to the show-

Oh!

... but something happened there so he took his brother instead. So it was me and my brother, and then right behind us was two brothers.

Uh-huh.

And then this chick came barreling, somehow got into the show-

[laughs]

... and barreled over like a couple rows of people-

[laughs]

... and like launched into this dude.

[laughs] Oh.

We were just like, "What is happening?"

Nice.

Looking around for security. Security not to be found. [laughs]

Oh, really?

Yeah. Eventually the, the row that she was like kinda leaning on got her, grabbed her and like hauled her off to the staircase, and then she finally left.

Wow.

[laughs]

That's a great start to the night. [laughs]

[laughs] 'Cause we're, we're only like a song in. We're like, "What is happening?"

[laughs]

Uh-

That's awesome.

So the, the guys that... Uh, the dude who was getting punched in the face went and made a, a little complaint or whatever, and eventually they left. I think they got called for cops and whatever else.

Probably.

[laughs]

'Cause that, that is battery.

Yeah.

So yeah.

[laughs]

Uh, nobody wants to start off their night getting punched in the head. That's no fun.

Oh, no. I got two shows for the price of one instantly.

[laughs]

It's like, "Oh, I didn't know I was at an MMA show as long as a, as a... well as a concert."

Well, who knows? I- I'm going to, uh, Maverik Center on Sunday.

Yep.

So who, who-

[laughs] Fight!

... knows what kind of a mayhem will happen there?

[laughs]

I don't know. The Sleep Token crowd in general, I think, is pretty, pretty weak, so.

Yeah.

I don't think we're gonna see a lot of punching. I think it'll just be more crying. Lots of crying and emotion. [laughs]

[laughs] Yeah. Uh, so Motionless killed it, took a break. It was hot, hot, hot, hot in that venue.

Oh, really?

Like it was, with that many people-

Oh

... and they didn't prepare for it, it sounded like.

Oh, no.

Plus there was a lot of pyro.

Oh, that, that'll do it. Okay.

Lots and lots of pyro.

I saw some pyro videos and was like, "Whoa."

There was one point during Bring Me The Horizon where they added in like indoor fireworks too. Uh-

Indoor fireworks?

Yeah. So like the explosions would disrupt the wireless sound system, so you'd hear the whole sound system [imitates static] and shut off for a second.

Wow.

I was like, "Wow, that's interesting."

Huh.

But Bring Me The Horizon, um, killed it. What... They sounded a lot better than when we went.

Better than when we went?

Yeah. And having them as the headliner, you could definitely tell. 'Cause when we went you could tell that Oli was a little off, he was kinda pissed. Plus they had just... They were working on getting rid of the one guy.

Oh, yeah. And it was like hot outside that day-

Yeah

... and they were playing in the daylight, and they were, yeah, they were opening-

That opened up for Fall Out Boy. Why is that guy wearing a Snuggie?

Why is that guy wearing a Snuggie? [laughs]

[laughs]

It's, it's like 90 degrees at night. [laughs] It's-

[laughs]

That- that's miserable and silly.

But there was uh, one point where like the circle pit was

huge. It was one of the biggest circle pits I've ever seen.

Really?

It was awesome.

Nice.

And then of course, me being me, I had to get onto the floor, sneak my way down there and join into it. So there's a video of me running around with a phone in my hand like [laughs].

Why didn't you post that video on the K-BEAR page? Come on.

'Cause I haven't gotten there yet.

Yeah, I didn't post any videos for some reason from the, uh, Chevelles. I, I didn't shoot any video or photos. I was just having fun, I guess.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah.

So I- I'll post some stuff when I get a chance after I catch up after being gone for a day.

Yeah, I think, uh, Becca has some video of me and Maddie in the pit during, uh, Chevelle or Asking Alexandria. And we tried to get Peaches to go, but Pea- Peaches' pit party doesn't happen at live shows.

[laughs]

It happens every weekday afternoon at 2:00 PM. [laughs]

There you go. So that was just the beginning of the night.

Oh wait, there's more?

There, there's more. [laughs]

All right, cool. I, I thought that was gonna be it.

So they have the hotels that are right across the parking lot from the Maverick Center, which are fantastic.

Yeah, yeah.

Like-

You can just walk to the show.

Some of the other venues suck.

Uh-

Everything's too far away.

USANA, or whatever it's called now.

Yeah.

Utah First Credit Union Amphitheater.

That's how it's gonna be, USANA.

Uh, yeah, that... Ugh. I...

[laughs]

I... That's my least favorite venue, I think.

It's in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, there's nothing around it. You... No hotels close.

The parking lot sucks.

Getting out of there always takes forever.

Yeah. So I wander over to my hotel after the show and I turn down the hallway to my, my room and I'm like, "What's that guy doing?"

Uh-oh.

'Cause he was right about where my room was.

Oh, no.

I'm like, "What is happening?" And he's all like stumbling. [laughs]

Uh-huh. [laughs]

And I come up and he's trying to get into my room.

Oh, boy.

And I'm like, "What are you doing, dude?" He's like, "This is my room, 106." I'm like, "No, it's not. My room's 106."

[laughs]

He's like, "No, it's not." I'm like, "I'll prove it to you. Um, you're not a serial killer, are you? I'll just open it up, you can look in there." He's like, "No." [laughs] I'm like, "Good."

[laughs]

So I open it up and he's like, "Yeah, that's not my room."

[laughs]

So I'm like, "Show me your key, dude." And it was the hotel next door. [laughs]

Oh, he was in the wrong hotel? [laughs]

[laughs] I'm like, "Dude, you're in the wrong hotel, man."

[laughs]

"Huh?"

[laughs]

"You're, you're over there. Hey, once you figure out how to get into your room, uh, join me at this bar. I'll, we'll... I'll have a drink with you and I'll make fun of you for trying to break into my hotel." [laughs]

Cool. [laughs]

And so I clean up a little bit and then go over to the, the restaurant bar or whatever.

Mm-hmm.

Grab a bite and some drinks, 'cause after a show you gotta calm down a little bit.

Yeah, unless you're me after the Chevelle show. [laughs]

[laughs] So I go and sit at the bar top, and within like 10 minutes-... the, one of the bartenders got in a fist fight with a patron.

What? [laughs]

[laughs]

I got, I got three shows.

[laughs] Three shows for the price of one.

Yeah.

[laughs]

And then I ended up with a therapy session because the guy sitting at the bar top with me was just b- bawling his eyes out.

Oh, no.

[laughs]

W- why is there always somebody crying when you and me are in Salt Lake? [laughs]

[laughs] I don't know.

At least it wasn't one of us this time.

The, the night started with some kind of fall out relationship and it ended with some kind of fall out relationship, and fist fights.

Well-

B- start and finish.

That sounds, uh, n- not too shabby, Jade.

[laughs]

Uh, the, the evening here was, as far as drama goes, uneventful. No, no drama that I can think of.

Yeah. My show is way better than yours.

I'll bet it was.

Non-stop action.

Yeah.

[laughs]

I mean, people were having fun. I, I don't recall seeing any fights or anything. I don't know. So, there was some belligerent guy in the, in the crowd, or girl in the crowd that kept, uh, chucking cups into the air. But, uh...

Oh, weird. Were they plastic cups, or you didn't want-

Plastic cups, dude.

[laughs]

They're just all of a sudden you'd see one go flying up in the air into the crowd.

[laughs] Right out of Victor's hand.

It wasn't Victor.

Into the crowd.

It wasn't Victor 'cause Victor doesn't do that kind of thing. Victor would never throw a plastic cup unless Jade hands it to him.

[laughs]

And it's full of water 'cause I only drink water out of cool refreshing glasses that help maintain the coolness of the delicious cool water.

That you can't have in a concert.

No. No glass allowed.

[laughs] Because belligerent Victor will break it.

Now, there was one guy-

[laughs]

... who was crowd surfing. Uh, you know, on your way in if you had a can, they were making you pour them into cups. Somehow the guy got his can in and so he was crowds surfing, holding up his beer.

[laughs]

And he didn't spill a drop, dude. Didn't spill a drop.

A true professional.

[laughs] Absolutely. So, good times and, uh, well, geez, tomorrow night, Mudvayne in pokie.

Oh, yeah. See how many, uh, crying fist fight sessions we can experience tomorrow.

Oh, geez. Yeah. I miss Wayne. [laughs]

[laughs]

Dude, I bet there's gonna be so much crying at the Sleep Token show.

Uh.

Just endless crying.

You're, you're gonna be one of them.

Like... I'm not gonna cry. No.

Yeah, you will.

I don't cry at shows.

[laughs]

I don't ever cry.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[laughs]

I don't either.

That's right. Jade has never cried at a show.

We're big tough men.

That's right. We're manly.

We will, we come to shows and we talk like this.

[laughs]

You got it right, dude. We, we stand in the pit.

[laughs]

We don't even have to hit because we're unmovable.

That's right.

Because we're so big and strong.

We just fold our arms and are just unstoppable.

That's right. [laughs]

[laughs]

Tough.

[laughs] [instrumental music plays] It's the Victor Wilt Show. I don't like getting accusations, Jade. [laughs]

It's not an accusation if it's truth.

What, what does this guy want? Hold on.

Who that?

It's Josh.

We're trying to do a live radio show here.

[clears throat]

What do you want?

[laughs] Okay, okay, okay. Are you live right now?

Yes.

Right now.

Do you wanna hear a story?

Yeah, we... Why, why don't you come over here and tell it?

Because I... It's way more fun to tell it terribly over the phone.

[laughs] Okay. That's fine. [laughs]

This is better because then we don't have to see his ugly face.

That's true. You might be smelly. [laughs]

There's a face-

No, that's Chantel

... for the radio, they said.

Well, go ahead.

All right. Are you ready?

We're, we're ready.

Okay. You're gonna have to, you're gonna have to yell or come closer to the phone. Okay. Can you hear me?

Uh, yeah. We can hear you and, uh, this will do.

Okay. There is a famous Canadian hunter. His name is Francis Warton. Do you know him?

Never heard of Francis Warton. You, Jade?

Nope.

He's a famous Canadian hunter. You've never heard of him?

This is America.

That's right. Who cares about Canadians?

We don't need no Canadians.

All right. He shot a deer in the late 1960s.

Good for him.

[laughs]

But he didn't have any teeth. Francis didn't have any teeth.

So he made dentures out of the deer teeth-

[laughs]

... and ate the deer with the deer's own teeth.

[laughs] Did you guys tell this story on Classy?

No. We saved it just for you.

[laughs]

[laughs]

You, you should tell it on Classy. I mean, Classy Christmas is right around the corner. What better tie-in with Rudolph, you know? Come on.

[laughs] What's his name? Francis. Francis. [laughs]

Francis Warton?

Yep. Yep.

Wow.

This guy with the deer teeth.

He sounds like a dude I wanna hang out with.

[laughs]

[laughs] That is pretty impressive, I gotta say.

That's awesome.

[laughs] I wanna see if there's a picture of him with his, uh-

Right

... deer teeth dentures. [laughs]

[laughs] C- can you imagine? You get in, in the afterlife or whatever and y- you're telling your story of how you went out and it's like, "I was killed and the guy took my teeth and ate me with my own teeth." [laughs]

[laughs]

Okay. I, I just looked up a picture. Just now. There is a picture? [laughs]

That is metal.

Yes. Oh, no. Well,

Okay. I gotta see this.

And she- and she is very grossed out. [laughs]

[laughs] I'll share it on the K-BEAR page.

Brutal beef.

[laughs] Brutal venison.

Brutal, brutal teeth beef.

Brutal teeth. [laughs]

It's really gross. His dentures are disgusting.

[laughs] Here, bring it up. I- I gotta see this stuff.

All right. All right. Hold on. I'm gonna pull it up here.

Oh, that's so gross and weird.

All right. You keep talking 'cause now I'm away from the phone.

Francis Warton?

Francis Wart-

Yeah. Francis Warton teeth is what I searched and it's miserable.

All right. All right. We'll go to, go to Google Images here. All right. Are these his?

Oh!

Yeah! [laughs]

Oh, yeah!

Those are pretty hideous dentures. [laughs]

Yeah, the guy, the guy, uh, the Hook and Barrel magazine. That's the one.

[laughs]

Hook and Barrel.

Hook and Barrel. All right. Hold on.

You can see him with them in his mouth. It's a real good look.

Yeah, I think that's the one we're looking at. Hook and Barrel.

Uh...

Yeah. That, that was the one we had pulled up.

Yeah. All right. Good.

He's, he's smiling. He looks very happy.

Uh, he-

Smiling. What do you think those taste like?

[laughs]

Um, mm-hmm.

Venison. [laughs]

Venison.

They're all gamey, dude. [laughs]

[laughs]

Can you imagine having a permanent gamey taste in your mouth? That would suck.

[laughs] Chantelle's over here not doing so good after looking at it.

[laughs]

Josh, if you have any dentures, you should do that route. [laughs] That's very, very Idaho, you know?

[laughs]

[laughs] Oh.

Kinda reminds me of, uh, early 2000s Victor Wilt.

[laughs] Hey, they were just crooked. They didn't look like that.

[laughs]

[laughs] All right. Well, we appreciate you bringing this kinda content to the show. It's perfect.

You're very welcome.

We were wondering what we were gonna talk about on this break. [laughs]

Yep. [laughs] You saved the day, Josh.

There you go.

All right.

You're welcome.

[laughs]

See you, man.

[laughs]

Dude, if- if you... The listener, if you are not driving and have the opportunity to look this guy up.

Yeah, Francis Wharton Teeth.

[laughs]

Just... [laughs] I'll- I'll go share a picture.

He will not disappoint.

I'm gonna go share the picture of the guy [laughs] without any context [laughing] on the page.

Shout-out to our, our newest K-Bear listener. [laughs]

[laughs].

Jay Davis is back. What up, buddy?

Uh, did you get the right one?

Mm-hmm.

Wow.

At the last second. [laughs]

This sorta can be taught.

I'll forget by the next time, don't worry. [laughs]

It's easy. One, two, three.

I know-

Number three.

But if you're over there and there's two people in the room, you should be on two, and especially being you-

I am not the number two.

You are number two. [laughs]

[laughs] I'm actually

number one. Look at me, I'm the boss.

Oh, yeah, you get it.

It's all about me.

You get it. Okay.

[laughs]

Um, before you came in, I was trying to find this, you know, topic for the radio show, and I found, what's the most painful sentence someone has ever said to you that you'll never forget? I figured it'd be nice and uplifting. Let me see if I can find some sad music. What's- what's the-

I'm proud of you, son. [laughs]

[laughs] Oh. Hey we got-

No, never heard that one actually.

Yeah, m- me either. [laughs]

[laughs]

Okay, we'll get this Sarah McLachlan going in the background, 'cause that's nice and sad.

Oh, the, the Dead Puppy song?

Dead Puppy song.

Okay.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Works out, uh, pretty good. All right. We're gonna judge these on the, you know, how sad they are. Uh, the, the current answer at the top is, "I had gained some weight and one of my parents' friends said, 'What happened? You used to be so beautiful.'"

[laughs]

[laughs] That's pretty messed up.

Next time there's a cheeseburger in front of you, just say no.

[laughs]

[laughs] Wow.

I think I had an ex that said something similar to me [laughs] after gaining some weight.

[laughs]

Like, screw you. Geez.

Oh, damn it. Good Lord. That's, that's mean.

That is mean.

[laughs]

It's mean, you- you know? You shouldn't just attack people for their weight. [laughs]

Unless it's me and you.

Unless it's me and Jay attacking each other.

[laughs] Yeah.

Oh, actually, where is my creepy skele- scary skeletons music?

[laughs]

Halloween time is here. [laughs] All right, let's see. I'm sure there are gonna be a lot like this where somebody passed away. And I've got a phone call, "Your brother passed away. Can you come over?" All right, that's- that's sad, but-

Bring the shovel.

[laughs]

I'm... [laughs] Uh, let's see. Somebody's boss told him he was going to slip back into mediocrity after quitting a job.

[laughs]

I've heard worse from a boss.

You've never, uh, even achieved mediocrity.

[laughs]

[laughs] That would be better. [laughs] All right, let's see here. Um, yeah, that- that one just... There's gonna be a lot of these death ones. This one that I... The one that always stuck with me, I don't even remember where I heard it, but, uh, somebody said, "One day you're gonna pick your kid up and put them back down for the last time."

[laughs] Gonna be the last time you-

And for some reason, that really bothered me.

[laughs]

I was like-

It's only after they gain weight because they're not as beautiful anymore.

[laughs]

Oh, man.

[laughs]

'Cause you won't be able to lift them.

Yeah, pretty much, kid... Yeah, um, that must've happened with Peaches, you know, when he was like two. [laughs]

He came out too heavy.

[laughs]

A big guy.

You know, bigger than his parents at probably like five.

[laughs]

So, all right, um-

"Hey, Dad, we're wearing the same pants."

[laughs] Uh, let's see. Somebody said they were... "My mother to my sister and her friend while sitting next to me, 'I should never have had any more children after you. Oh, except for your little brother, of course.'" [laughs]

[laughs]

Kinda threw that in at the last minute. Uh, let's see. "I stayed with you because I pitied you, not because I loved you." [laughs]

[laughs]

That's pretty rude. [laughs] I mean, when you've been in a relationship, I think you've heard some pretty nasty things probably. Especially the, the like first, first long-term relationships you have, 'cause young people are not ready for long-term relationships.

Y- most humans.

Most huma- yeah, 'cause I- I always try to tell people.

We are a selfish race.

Oh, totally. That's why when I see young people getting married, like 18-year-olds, I'm like, "What are you doing?" It ain't gonna work out.

[laughs]

Sorry.

Have fun losing half your crap.

That's right, you know?

[laughs]

Do you like getting rid of your stuff?

Get awa- get ready for sadness and trauma.

How much debt do you want-

[laughs]

... when you're all of a sudden about 40 when you were doing pretty good? [laughs]

[laughs]

Do you wanna all of a sudden be crippled with debt-

[laughs]

... and all alone? [laughs] Get married young.

[laughs] Oh, this one's pretty brutal. "I never wanted a child like you." [laughs]

[laughs] Well, you're welcome you got me anyway.

Oh, this one's, they, they're getting more brutal.

Okay.

I like it. We don't need all the dead ones, you know, that, like those, ev- everybody has to deal with that. I want meaness. [laughs]

[laughs] Let's keep it lighthearted in here.

Yeah, definitely.

Let's not do death. Let's co- let's just go with pure animosity.

Just mean. Hey, your mother died believing you didn't love her. [laughs]

Oh. [laughs] I think I've heard something similar at one point from a past employee.

Oh. [laughs]

[laughs] I'm not gonna say it on air again.

[laughs]

[laughs] We can talk about it off air.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Let's see if I can find any others that are mean. Oh, this is messed up. Um, your mother died of a broken heart. She couldn't bear that you moved away, then just walked away-

[laughs]

... at the funeral.

[laughs]

[laughs] So many missed opportunities when I went to your mom's funeral. [laughs]

[laughs] Now, since I, you know, being the talker-

[laughs]

... had to end up being the, uh, host-

Mm-hmm

... at both of my parents' funerals, I at least did try to throw in some jokes.

Yeah.

You know, you gotta lighten things up a bit.

Uh, if you gotta talk at a funeral, plan.

Oh, please plan. Do not go up, uh, with-

Just-

... without knowing what you're gonna say.

Thinking you're gonna f- ad lib it.

Yeah.

It's terrible.

Unless it's, like, a short anecdote, but I've been to too many funerals where the person is, like, giving the life sketch or something-

Ugh

... they just do it off the top of their head. You gotta write that thing out, and you can look online for a-

Make it quick.

You can make a script.

No one wants to be there anyway.

Yeah. Make a sc- pull up a script timer online. You can put your text in there and go, "Oh, geez. This is three hours long. Maybe I better, you know, trim the fat a little bit here." [laughs] Ooh, okay, that one's so bad I'm not even gonna read it. [laughs]

[laughs] If it's making you cringe ...

Yeah, uh, th- they're getting pretty bad the further down [laughs] I go here. Yeah, I, I don't know if I could-

Where, where'd you find this list?

Just on Reddit, but, uh-

Just horrible things-

And it's getting very bad

... the nastiest things somebody said to you that-

Yeah

... you can never forget? That's what it is?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, th- they're getting pretty bad. [laughs]

I love Reddit. [laughs]

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