The Viktor Wilt Show

Yo. What's up? It's Victor Wilt. Alright. I've got a heartwarming Florida man story for you.

Makes me kinda feel bad about myself. Imagine you're down in Florida, and you see a bald eagle struggling in a lake that you know has gators in it. What do you do? Well, if you're Doug Hay, sixty nine years old, guy's almost 70 years old, he jumps in the water, swims out a hundred yards to rescue the eagle, which clamped onto his arm with its talons, and then he brings it back to shore. And, he he saved the day.

Yeah. Not only are you risking the old barrel roll from an alligator, but have you ever seen a bald eagle in person? They're huge. Alright. Those talons that clamp down on his arm, those are some scary dinosaur feet, and it had to not feel great.

I don't think I'd be able to do it simply going into natural waters. It could be like a regular lake with no gators. I'd be like, oh, look at that bald eagle out there because birds kinda give me the creeps. I mean, I like to look at them, but hold them? Not a big fan.

Not a big fan myself. So good on this guy. You know, it's not too often we get a, a heartwarming Florida man story. Another guy, he's all scratched up, and he said he'd do it again. Like, you know, the bald eagle's the symbol of America.

Okay. What if it was a pigeon? You gotta give the pigeon some love too, guy. Come on. Anyway.

Yeah. I mean, I think the problem is I've played so much red dead. I know if you go into gator infested infested waters, you're going to get attacked. You're gonna get attacked by a gator. That's just how it goes.

Right? Oh, well, good on him. Again, good on this Florida man. Alright. We've got a town in Turkey that's very upset with local officials after they decided to dispose of 20 tons of marijuana.

This is a Turkish town of about 25,000 people. So during 2024, they apparently confiscated this 20 tons in a, you know, variety of drug bust, and they decided, well, what are we gonna do to get rid of this? Let's coat it in diesel fuel and light the whole thing on fire all at once. And apparently, this sent thick diesel slash marijuana smoke billowing across the town for days on end, leaving residents experiencing symptoms of intoxication, dizziness, nausea, and hallucinations. Well, I think everybody's okay.

I don't know. They said a bunch of people had to go to the hospital and things like that. It does seem like a bad combo. Yeah. They used about 200 liters of diesel fuel, and you can just see the clouds of billowing black smoke, enveloping the whole town.

Now they apparently have better ways to dispose of things like this than this manner. You know, maybe, somewhere with a, filtered chimney or maybe away from people. But, I don't know. They took the cheap route, I guess. You know?

Anything you can do to save a buck? Well, anyway, just a lesson. I mean, lighting diesel fuel on fire period just does not sound like a great idea. And when you look at the picture of it, it's so funny because there's houses just like right there. Anyway, that's what's going on in Turkey today.

Today needs to just rocket by. I'm ready for the weekend, people. Enough of this whole work thing. Yeah. And I know that most of you probably don't wanna hear me complaining about work.

I know. I know. I've got it pretty good aside from walking in the door at 6AM. Could be worse, though. I I don't know.

This is a terrible transition because it's a transition that wouldn't even make sense. I was gonna go, could be worse. Could be in jail. I was reading about an Uber driver. You know, if you are engaged in criminal activity, there's no reason to be wearing a t shirt that advertises your illegal activity.

You're just gonna end up on the national stage, an international fool online when that mugshot comes out and you're busted for 24 grams of meth wearing a shirt that says retired drug dealer. Where was this? It it had to be Florida. Right? Everything's Florida.

I actually think it was, Ohio. Anyway, Uber driver gets pulled over. You know, he's rocking the retired drug dealer t shirt. And, apparently, the reason they pulled him over is because he'd been bragging to a passenger about how he had a false bottom aerosol can in the car packed with meth. So Uber passenger just texts 911.

Hey. My my driver's a disaster of a human being here. He has a fake bottom aerosol can with meth or so he claims. So, you know, they pull him over, and what do they find? A false bottom aerosol can with 24 grams of meth.

Now this is a weird sentence in this article. It says, which is four times the bulk amount. Am I just tired? Am I not understanding what there's, you know, trying to say here? Anyway, he also, of course you know, if you got the meth, you gotta have the the crack pipe to go with it.

And you might as well you know, while you're out cruising around, driving people to the airport, make sure to bring along your digital scale, baggies, cash, three cell phones. This guy's going away for a while. And he doesn't look very happy in his mugshot. Because you know if you get busted wearing a shirt like that, again, people like me all around the country gonna be talking about you on the radio shows or making YouTube videos. What a moron.

Hey. Guess what I got in this aerosol can? You can't brag to strangers about your meth. Alright? Gotta keep things quiet.

I don't know. Some people be dumb, and I'm sure we'll have more dumb people coming up in a few with freak news. So hang on. We'll get to that in just a minute. Only about half of y'all weren't so weird about things.

Alright. I guess we'll start by talking about a reading survey. Most parents don't enjoy reading to their children according to results from a report from Nielsen and HarperCollins Publishers. Yeah. Shows that parents see reading as a literacy skill rather than something to encourage their children to love.

Okay. Based on the state of the world today and the state of my Facebook feed, please read to your children as much as possible. Encourage them to read as well. Teach them that reading is cool and fun because people have gotten way too stupid. Alright?

Now maybe it's just the way they worded this survey. Alright. They've got the statement reading books to my child is fun for me. Alright. I'm thinking back to back when I would read the girls' books when they were little.

And I don't know. I I think I would say it was fun for me because I enjoy reading and, you know, they seem to enjoy it as well. So, you know, if you're engaged in some kind of activity that kids have fun with. They're not screaming and being a nightmare. They're being calm and enjoying things.

I think that's enjoyable for a parent. Right? I mean, not trying to say that all the books I read to him were fun. There's a lot of terrible children's books just like there are a lot of terrible books for adults. But even if you don't think it's fun, you should do it.

K? It's good for their little growing minds. And down the road, trust me. You want them to be into reading a little bit. Wish everybody was a little bit more into reading.

Would be helpful. People get way too into, videos for their information. I found out on TikTok blank. Oh, okay. What else do we have here?

Okay. This is just weird. Sick AI video showing pope Francis snuggling into the late queen's neck in heaven has been slammed. Well, yeah. AI videos are getting real weird.

K? And apparently, there's a video making the rounds. I haven't been able to find the video. I guess it's so bad that the Daily Star wouldn't post it in their article here. But it's a video showing the pope getting welcomed to heaven by the queen, princess Diana, and One Direction star, Liam Payne.

Okay. This is guaranteed to bother people. However, I bet there are a lot of people who, you know, think the video's real. It amazes me the content floating around online that old boomers will fall for. I mean, it's it's getting real bad.

I mean, we've had people falling for Photoshop as of late. Not even AI videos, just Photoshop. Photoshop's been around since I mean, what? When I was in junior high, which was centuries ago. I wanna find this video.

I gotta see it. If you're gonna write an article about a video like this, you need to put the video in the article so people can see how horrible it is. Right? Viewers calling it the creepiest thing ever. I like creepy stuff.

I wanna see it. Alright? I'm not saying it's appropriate. Just saying I wanna see it if it's creepy and weird and causing outrage. Yeah.

Alright. Well, anyway, what else do we have here? Swinger's Club in Plymouth, Connecticut forced to close its doors following a town meeting. This place must have been, pretty wild if they had a town meeting about the you wouldn't believe what's happening here. People getting together.

They're getting frisky. We must put a stop to it. Let's see. They say it was being illegally operated and violated zoning laws. Oh, it was 30 feet away from a church.

Yet, you know, churches are probably not gonna be very happy about that. I mean, we just talked about the the Pope video making the rounds. You know, if you're gonna have a swingers club, you should probably set it up in a a seedy part of downtown. Something like that. Right?

Let's see. Okay. I'm not gonna get into the details of, what they were saying was going on there. They say, not just sinful behavior but also lawless behavior. Alright.

Well, Plymouth, Connecticut, I don't know. I I've been to Connecticut, and, it was not at all what I thought that place was gonna be like. Now there there are a lot of different areas around the country that, are surprisingly, in many ways, more, like, conservative than you would think. Like, people always make fun of the Utah beer laws. Go to the Midwest.

Alright? Utah is party central compared to, like, Minnesota and Wisconsin. Alright? I couldn't believe the first time I tried to get some beer as an adult in Minnesota. Like, at least in Utah, you could go to a gas station and buy watered down beer.

Minnesota? You couldn't go they don't at least the last time I was there and looking for beer, they didn't sell it in the gas stations. It was against the law. Anyway, not saying you need it. I'm doing my best to keep it to special occasions.

Booze is not very good for you. So, yeah, try to moderate people. Well, if you see nuclear rats in a headline, you gotta dig in. Right? Radioactive rodent swarm?

Sound like a fairly decent band name. Okay. Where is this? Oh, enough of these pop ups. Jeez.

It's 2025. Could we get rid of the pop ups already? Who looks at them? Who clicks on them? Everybody hates them.

Enough. Okay. Britain's flagship nuclear power project has encountered an unexpected safety hazard, nuclear rats. That's right. Hundreds of them scurrying through work zones, canteens.

Is that, what they call it? A toilet in The UK? As well as, waste skips. Alright. You know, some of the, foreign terminology.

I just don't know what it means. So anyway, they just got nuclear rats everywhere is, I guess, what it comes down to here. I got a message the other day from my daughter, My younger daughter living in Washington sending me a picture of a dead rat. And I'm like, what? Why are you sending me this?

I don't know what to do with it. Apparently, one of the cats at her place, one of her roommate's cats, had, found and killed a rat. And, she'd apparently never disposed of this. I was like, well, you know, your cat that I've still got, he'll occasionally bring a mouse home. Just get a bag, wrap it around your hand, pick it up, throw it in the garbage.

I mean, I a rat is much more disturbing and huge compared to, you know, a little field mouse or something like that. But, I mean, I've I've found squirrels in my yard before. You just gotta deal with this. You know, that's, we talked about reading to your kids earlier. You also gotta teach them about dealing with things that suck.

Like, oh, you got a spider in your house? Well, you live about thirteen hours away. I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to figure out how to deal with this. Get a paper towel. I've I've I don't know what to tell you, kid.

I'm sorry, but I'm not driving to basically Canada, to take care of a spider. Sorry. I I'm sorry. It's too too much gas. It's too expensive.

Okay. Back to nuclear rats. What are radioactive rats? Are these oversized or are they just rats near, you know, nuclear technology? I mean, this is a nuclear power project.

So until they're mutated, maybe attacking people, they're as big as dogs. I don't I don't know. I don't think you should call them radioactive rats. You don't call the employees there radioactive people. These are just rats.

Right? Okay. Why does a rodent surge matter on a nuclear site? Let's see. They don't even have radioactive material yet.

That's what this says here. But uncontrolled vermin raise health and safety red flags, threaten food hygiene, and they could also, you know, chew through some cables. Still, you guys are clickbating me here with the whole nuclear rat thing. Alright? These are just regular old rats at a nuclear power plant or whatever it is.

It's a nuclear power project that doesn't have anything nuclear. All you gotta say is, hey. We got a rat problem. They're gross. Call in an exterminator.

Or what about putting cats on-site? You know? Why do you think farmers have barn cats? Keep critters away. Nuclear power plant cat.

Sure. You know, and if we get mutated cats, I mean, I'm a cat guy. So I'm not gonna mind, you know, giant two headed cats. I think two headed cat might be kinda cool. What?

Isn't that weird? Sorry. It's just how my brain works. I'm not intending to give a free plug to a cat litter company, but this ad popped up on my Facebook feed, and it's so weird. Enjoy a tropical escape from odors with the powerful odor control and island inspired scent of tidy cats, Bahama sunset.

Unlike, thinking about, you know, just tropical cat turd smell in your house. Alright. Again, as a, cat guy, just clean your litter box all the time. K? And you'll be fine.

All all you're doing with the mango scented cat litter is making your house real weird. K? Yeah. It it's it's not gonna fully cover up the smell. K?

You have to get the turds out of the house. Alright. I I know. You might be having breakfast. I'm sorry.

Gonna give a quick shout out to Josh and Chantelle from Classy for giving me a snack. Dandelion bread. Yeah. You know those annoying yellow flowers all over your lawn? I guess you can make them into snacks.

Seems like I'd heard about cooking with dandelions before or making them into a salad, but dandelion bread, not too shabby. Just letting you know. Are you bored? There you go. Find a hobby.

Bake with the weeds in your lawn. Alright? I don't know. Jade Davis joining me in the studio. Good morning, fool.

What up? Oh, you know, digging for content. It's a it's a fun task in these days, Jade, to find things to talk about. God. I did find a an Easter story that's, kind of funny.

There's a guy in Texas, and he decided to set up an Easter egg hunt across his town. He lives in a little town called Lufkin, Texas. Okay. So he got on social media, posted a bunch of clues for people to find these eggs, little plastic eggs hidden all across the city. What do you think was in the eggs, Jade?

Candy. Easter bunny poop. No. No. No.

He packed them with marijuana, Jade. A marijuana scavenger hunt that he posted about on his social media. Where where was this at again? This is in Texas. Oh, the Texas don't like that?

No. Texas don't like that. And they made it public. Yeah. He also Did he come from Florida?

Doesn't say. Doesn't say. And people be dumb. Dude, I I know. He also was posting about selling drugs on his social media page.

And, yes, the clues did lead to eggs that were filled with marijuana. So, yeah, I mean, if you live in Texas and you wanna get away with, like, public use of, illegal substances where you live You leave Texas. You leave Texas or you have to be, like you have to have Joe Rogan money. You know, Joe I think that's part of the problem. People are like, I saw Joe Rogan.

He's just sitting there burning down all day on his show. It's fine. Now if you have a if you make a hundred million a year, you can pretty much do whatever you want. But if you're just random guy, you're gonna have a bad time. Having a random Easter egg hunt.

So, let's see. I don't know if anybody managed to find the eggs before the cops. They they they've managed to find about, about a quarter ounce, but, you're a very generous guy. Yeah. I guess so.

Smart. No. You're just trying to get in the holiday spirit, Dave Davis. What are you doing again? For a variety of reasons.

It it amazes me the things that people will post on social media. I mean, I've seen local people post themselves, smoking big doobies and things like, guys, Idaho is so much better than Texas. Like, you realize that anyone could be looking at your social media page. They can see, you know, where you're standing in downtown in the background. So, happy post Easter, everybody.

I don't remember the at the end of that song. Memphis may fire by request. What's happening, Peaches? Oh, nothing much. They were in Salt Lake City last night.

Last night? Yeah. Very nice. I, obviously was not at the show or I would not be here this morning. I don't do that no more.

I'm too old. Too old to go to Utah and back and then come to work at 6AM. You could use that, that hologram technology that we have now that celebrities are trying to use to do an appearance somewhere. Oh, you don't seen that? I have not.

I mean, I I've obviously seen, like, the live stage shows where they'll bring somebody back from the dead. Oh, no. And they'll have them perform live. This is like the celebrity can be, like, right here in the studio and they're in, like, a box somewhere else or anywhere in the world. And if I were to go to, like, go see a celebrity and they're doing that crap, I'd be so, so mad.

Pay a couple hundred bucks for a meet and greet and you get to meet the hologram version? It's almost as bad as the, plexiglass in between you and the celebrity. That's the one of the stupidest things. Well, I mean, to me, paying for a meet and greet I mean, I couldn't afford it for one. But two, it's like most meet and greets is just a quick, hi, sign this, buy.

Right. You know? I mean, it's cool, but some of them just charge way too much money. You're better off trying to find out where they live and Okay, peaches. But find what what restaurants they go to in their neighborhood and then, you know, say, hey.

I mean, what we used to do back in the day when we were teenagers and we wanted to meet a band, they were coming to town. You know, we'd jump in our cars and we'd cruise around and look for vans pulling trailers or buses. And then, generally, we could find the vans and figure out a way to meet them. Or you hang out after the show and you just wait and wait and wait and wait. And if you're lucky, you get to meet somebody.

Do you ever meet a celebrity, out in the wild, out in the streets? Yeah. I mean, not really around here, but when I've been to Vegas, I've bumped into people, celebrities and such. Yeah. I would assume I mean, you, you worked at TMZ and you lived in LA.

I you said, what, Travis Barker came to In N Out Burger when you were there? He came to the TMZ office. Oh, TMZ office. Okay. The one person who I've met that that said she wasn't her, but it it definitely was, Queen Latifah at Pink's Hot Dogs in LA.

Oh. She was in line with two giant bodyguards. And she's not like a a a small woman. She's very tall. And you can tell it's her.

Like, she has that one signature look. You're like, oh, it's Queen Latifah. Like, I knew right away it was her. And when you have two giant dudes working at security around you, that's when you know it's like, okay. It's it's definitely celebrity.

No one's walking around with two big guys like that that all you know? And they're not even, like, in, like, discreet or anything. They're just standing there like, oh, don't you dare try to get close to her. Yeah. Somebody has bodyguards.

They're clearly a celebrity of some some magnitude. Now what I don't get is, didn't you say at the show that, oh my gosh. His name just was in my head and disappeared, the the comic from last weekend. Tom Segura? Tom Segura.

Didn't you say he was surrounded by, massive security? Yeah. Someone's calling you or alarms going off? Oh, it's an alarm. Yeah.

I need lots of reminders. So I couldn't even hear that because I got the headphones on. Right. But, yeah. What what is Tom Segura afraid of?

I don't know. There's some weirdos out there. I guess. Tons of especially in the comedy world. I mean, he said some he he has said some polarizing things where one weirdo could easily interpret that.

I mean, look what happened to Dimebag and John Lennox and, like I guess. But, still, the what happened with Dimebag happened in the middle of the show. There was you know, you could have all the security in the world. They were in front of the stage. You know?

What is Tom Segura worried about in Idaho? You know? It's scary out there, peaches. You ever been on, you know, that road leading through Snake River Landing? It's scary out there.

Could be that far left comedian invading in Idaho and maybe some redneck doesn't like that and he shows up to the show. Yeah. I I don't know. To me, maybe I've just been to too many comedy shows, and I've never seen anybody behave that way. That it seems weird to me.

Mhmm. You know? I don't know. Anyway, I mean, I suppose if I was, at that level and I was worried about crazies, I'd I'd hire security. You know?

Might as well keep it safe. I mean But you you've been worried about breaks in the air. Imagine going outside to a giant show. Someone who doesn't like you is there. Wouldn't you feel unsafe?

I'm much more worried about people I know. You're helping Dan's a little bit wild now, sir. With strangers. Yeah. Enjoy the whole Lobato can go crazy sometimes.

Yeah. He's a scary guy. This is so intimidating. Same with Steve. You know, Steve's just Steve's scary.

Off the rails. You know? These guys, man, they're wild. Never know what's gonna happen. Alright.

I'm gonna finish previewing this audio you gave me from the Woody Woody Show, and we'll check it out ever after this new one from baby metal. If I can actually talk right. Jeez. Hey. What up, peaches?

Oh, hey. How's it going? What are you doing? I'm grabbing my headphones. Alright.

Alright. There you go. They're a tangled mess. Those ain't your headphones. Those are the company's headphones, Peaches.

Oh. Shame. Put the other ones off. No. It's fine.

Those are the company's headphones too. What are you talking about? I mean, those are your those weren't even my headphones that broke either. I thought those were gifted to you. They were.

Yeah. So they're yours. Yeah. I didn't buy them. We need to throw those away.

No. That's a relic. No. It's a garbage. It's a it's a it's a relic.

Down the line, they'd be like, this was Peach's first headphones, set right here. Okay. Well, go deliver them to the Museum of Idaho, see if they make a display out of it. No. Go to the British Museum and say, hey.

Pretend to steal this. Oh, yeah. They'd probably go for it. Alright. So Peaches is this from today's Woody Show?

Yesterday's. Yesterday's. So there was a segment they did that I also did too where it was talking about the people who have become famous for a dumb reason. So is this a a Reddit list, something like that? It it was posted somewhere maybe in a radio prep that we don't have access to because I saw a different station also posted about it.

Of course. And they were talking about, like, the Balloon Boy from 02/2009 and and the Backpack Kid, the Kardashians, and then r one, the only dog face came up in this, segment here. Alright. Well, yeah, I hadn't seen this floating around it. Coming from radio prep would make sense.

I don't look at radio prep. You know? I'm a pro. I dig up my own content. Dig deep on all these sources from Reddit and different other sites.

Go everywhere, and I try to find the stuff because radio prep's lazy. You gotta be personal on the air. You gotta talk about your own problems, but you also gotta make it fun. That's right. That's right.

Well, let's see what the Woody Show had to say about our local treasure, dog face. So we've had dog face in studio. Super nice guy. Super nice guy. Everybody loves dog face.

Right? Well, I don't think he personally got famous for a stupid reason. He was the one bright moment of the pandemic. Right? Well, I also think he has been trying his best to just put out funny not funny, but overall videos on TikTok.

Yeah. And his stuff is, good vibes? Yeah. You know? What what's wrong with that?

Seems like a a wholesome dude. Didn't one of the guys on the Woody Ace show, get famous for making videos where he yells at people for not putting their shopping carts away? Cart narcs. That's what I do. Alright.

What's the difference? The you know, viral videos. But it's funny because the the company is not taking, advantage of that. IHeart's not saying that's part of their product. That's just Sebas doing his own thing.

Yeah. It has close to, like, 600,000 subscribers, millions of views on TikTok as well. Well, guess who has more views than subscribers? Dog Face. That's right.

Take that. Take that, Agent Sebastian. I'll send them this clip so that way they can try roasting us. That's right. I'll go see four fat guys try to roast the bigger fat guy.

Alright. Well, let let's see what they had to say before we we judge. What about that dude that was was dog face skateboarding dude? Oh, yeah. Greg hates that.

Billy went back. It was so unfunny. Yeah. It wasn't even supposed to be funny. Well, Greg's the out of touch older guy.

I mean, he's in his early fifties. And Like, what person saw the dog face video on the planet and was like, that's hilarious. There there there's a there's a funny list on The Woody Show where, Sebas started this whole thing where Greg doesn't understand simple things. Okay. And and Greg hates it, but he'll Sebas will write it on the wall.

So Greg, obviously, he's not gonna understand the dog dog face at all. It's not for him. TikTok is not even for him either. I'm sure someone just showed him the video. Yeah.

Like, I mean, you might not be able to understand why something goes viral, but, I mean, clearly, he's just skateboarding, chugging down some, you know, ocean spray cranberry. Yeah. He's vibing. Yeah. He's just vibing.

He's vibing. He's not cracking jokes. He's not doing a stand up show. The Woody Show didn't like that word either, vibing. What?

What's wrong with vibing? Well, listen to the audio. Alright. But he was great today. Do you know what he was doing?

Vibing. Vibing. You know what vibing? Hilarious. Another word that had its five minutes, it was so wholesome.

It wasn't. He was just skateboarding, listening to Fleetwood and Oceans, spraying dreams. Yeah. Gina that just said it's so wholesome, have you seen all the Reddit comments against her? You've told me about it.

I've I don't really dive into the Woody subreddit because it's kinda like looking at the, 93 x subreddit out of Minneapolis. You you just wanna tell people there's other options. Is that one bad too? Yeah. It's just a bunch of people complaining about the station.

And you go, why don't you listen to KBAR instead? If the music sucks so bad, stop listening to it. Or if they fire your favorite host, stop listening to them. Don't support them. Let their ratings go down.

No matter how many times you say bring back so and so, they're never gonna be brought back. No. Radio management doesn't care. If that could happen, I mean, that'd be hilarious. It's like, oh, after a hundred thousand comments, we brought back, Frank and Jesse.

Yeah. No. It's not gonna happen. Yeah. Just drinking ocean spray.

Right. I mean, you can Greg, I tried doing what it was. I tried to explain. Sorry, Peaches. This show, I demand you stop listening to it because I have discovered why you're always barreling over the top of me.

These guys are horrible. Can just one of them talk at a time? You wanna bash dog face. They need to, have somebody controlling the board. Is Woody running the board?

Yeah. He needs to turn everybody else's mics off, and they need to put their hands up in one at a time. This is painful to listen to. I mean, when you got one person barreling over the top of the other, it's bad. But when there's four or five of them, like, shut up and let the other person talk.

It used to be a cohesive unit, 100%. Like, back when Definitely not now. Back when Ravey was on the show, it used to be, like, like, all in order organized between the main hosts. But ever since Sammy and Morgan and all these new faces popped up who are not necessarily, like, prominent radio people, they're just, you know, the the eye candy or the producers, You know, it's kinda like, okay. Well, they're And these guys are they gotta be making millions.

Right? I mean, they're syndicated nationwide? Woody's making the most money. I would say Menace is making the company a ton of money. That's why he's Yeah.

I mean, when you hear Menace try to speak, he's not an all radio host. No. He he he got made fun of because in one spot, he said railroads, and he didn't realize there was a problem with that. Oh, he was trying to say railroad, not railroad. And there's a a Menace word of the day where they just emphasize how stupid he is and they give him the hard word to say and they'll, mess it up.

And it's a stupid segment. I mean, after the first time, you're like, okay. We get it. He's dumb. Like, we don't need to like, it's not funny anymore compared to the dog face video.

I'd rather watch the dog face video than listen to Menace's word of the day ever again. Holy cow. Alright. Well, should we keep listening? If you want to, or we can just continue roasting the Woody Show.

I don't care. I mean, all that drove me really crazy about it is that they won't stop barreling over the top of each other. Like, it's a pet peeve, you know, like you listen to the biggest podcasts out there. They don't tend to do that. You know, these guys are one of the biggest shows in radio.

Well, I can tell you the proof. The PD needs to crack down on this this mess, unless this is just a one off. But it seems like I've heard clips like this before, and, it's okay to take it slower, guys. And if you don't get to say what you wanna say, oh, well, Sit there with your mouth shut until it's your turn. I can tell you the podcasts are not live.

They're definitely prerecorded. Things are taken out. The So this is edited? That's live. Yeah.

But you it came from the podcast. It's the live show podcast form. Yeah. So if they take things out, well, they clean up some of the mess. This is on the air.

They're not gonna go through the on air breaks and delete those. They're gonna Just saying. Just doesn't sound very professional to me. And that's coming from someone who's terrible at radio. I was gonna say you're try we're trying to take down one of the biggest alternative radio shows, if not the the biggest one out there.

I'm not trying to take them down. But we're insulting them as if, like, we're better. Like, we're in Idaho Falls, and they're syndicated across the country. I threw you under the bus too. I said you're learning bad habits from this show and barreling over the top of me.

It's been my one critique with you over the years. You know? Just slow it down. It's okay. And, obviously, I don't listen.

I know. Because I just barrel over the top of me. I just But I think a lot of what happens when you're doing a radio show is the way you present yourself comes from, in a lot of ways, what you're currently listening to. Like back when me and Brad were listening to a lot of Opie and Anthony, you'd catch like Jim Norton isms and things popping out. If you're listening to a radio show where they're constantly barreling over the top of each other, you're gonna think that's normal.

Yeah. And it just sounds kind of like chaos. I'm just saying, slow it down, guys. That's my one, you know, coaching tip for you as an on air personality. One person at a time.

No one's gonna hear your stupid jokes if you say them when three other people are talking. Yeah. Let me email Woody and be like, hey. Victor Welt out of Idaho Falls is, wanting to critique your show. Hey.

They're talking crap about my homie dog face. You don't bash on our local legend, Dogface. Right? More people know Dogface than Woody. That's right, peaches.

Am I correct? Sure. I guarantee that more people know who Dogface is than know who Woody is. They don't know his name. They just know his face.

Dogface? Yeah. Now they know his name too. Nah. I I bet they know his name.

I can most people don't know his name. But aside from, radio listeners, I mean and, honestly, if we didn't talk about Woody, no one in East Idaho would know who Woody is. Oh, for sure. I'm not saying Woody's comparable. I'm just saying with the the whole dog face thing, like, that's just, like, if you see him, it's like, oh, it's the ocean spray guy.

Yeah. Definitely called that more so than dog face. I I don't know. I maybe it's because I've heard the name so many times, and we've met him and stuff. And we live in the same city as him.

Could be. But, I mean, that was the biggest video of the pandemic. So, like, everybody knew about it. Was that the biggest one? Yeah.

I think so. I mean, let's Google it real quick. Biggest video of the pandemic. It had to be dog face. Hold on.

Won't select all. Biggest video of the pandemic. Oh, now I'm just getting a bunch of documentaries about the COVID pandemic. I don't wanna watch any of those. Okay.

What are the most trending YouTube videos during the pandemic? Let's find out here. What what what kind of article is this? They're just talking about viral videos, but they don't even mention any of the specifics. Anyway, I'm giving it to dog face.

As far as I recall, the biggest videos had to be dog face. I mean, aside from something like mister beast, you know, who's just churning out, you know, extremely popular videos. But for a single viral video, it's gotta be dog face. Anyway yeah. We don't need to listen to the rest of the clip.

Nah. I'm on team dog face on this one. Again, I mean, if a radio show gets famous I mean, mean, that's kind of a stupid reason to get famous too. You sit in a box and talk. That's what we do.

If we got famous for something we did on air, I'd say that's kind of stupid. Well, I'm on my way to 7,000 views with the video of me, looking all alone at the Mountain America Center. So That's right. Go give, Peaches some more views so he can get famous. Get dogged on by the, The Woody Show.

There's a home radio host sitting by himself. There's no reason to get famous. Well, Jade was all, like, wanting to make shirts for this whole thing. Like, I'm one of Peaches' pals and, like, this whole We we do need to get a line of merch going for sure. We need more shirts around here.

We need more, show stuff. We need, like, instant coffee shooter or something like that or the classic, oh, good for you real time. I know. I mean, we need a shirt around here. We don't have any.

So more is you know, we need more than zero. That's for sure. We definitely need, guitar picks. I feel like those would be fun. Guitar picks would be great.

They're cheap. People love them. You can keep them in your pocket and give them out at shows and things like that. Lou Bert is super smart coming up with the, guitar picks thing. Yeah.

Chris from KDOT in Reno. Mhmm. He loved my joke about how when Lou showed up here and he was tossing the guitar picks out, it looked like he was feeding birds because everyone was running up and trying to kick them off the ground. We could do the same. We could.

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