The Viktor Wilt Show

Hi, it's me, Victor Wilk. Good morning and welcome to the program. Very happy to have you here. What do we got for content as we roll towards seven o'clock? How about flexes? Ah, things that people think are flexes but are not. Well, there's a lot of morons out there, so, yeah.

I would imagine we'll find some good stuff in this thread. Let's check it out. All right. People who never apologize. Now, are there people who actually go like, "Yeah. You know what? I never apologize"?

I think most people that never apologize would never admit they never apologize

'cause, yeah, you know, they're, they're just that way. And if you can't say sorry and admit you're wrong sometimes, you gotta get it together, all right? Get in and talk to somebody, 'cause who knows what you're building up on the inside, all right? I have had to apologize many, many times. Many times.

It's just part of life. Part of what you gotta do. Part of what you gotta deal with. Everybody screws up. Everybody makes a bad decision, and sometimes you gotta say, "I'm sorry." But some people are turds. You know? [laughs] You'll never hear me brag about this one. I've, uh, I don't get any sleep. Yeah, I don't need it. No [laughs], I was just talking with JD about how everything's going great,

I'm just tired. I just need a nap [laughs]. Aside from lack of sleep, everything's going fantastic. But, uh, yeah. Get proper rest everybody. It's good for you. I swear, tonight I am going to bed

at the proper time. It's gonna happen. And it's not like I've been staying up having a bad time or anything. Uh, everything's going great. It's just all of a sudden I look at the clock and I'm like, "What are you, uh, ah! I gotta go to sleep." Let's see. Do people think it's a flex to be the loudest in the room?

I mean, if, if you're the loudest in the room and you're like, "Yeah, I rule for this," I think you're deliberately being louder than you need to be. Gotta tone it down a little bit. Let's see. How long you work in a day and how little sleep you get? Yeah, nah. I say do the bare minimum. No [laughs]. If you do the bare minimum, you're, you're probably not gonna move forward in your job. You, you gotta work a little bit more. But don't, like, just live to work, all right? There, there are other things you need to do with your time. You gotta have a proper work/life balance. If all you do is work all the time, you are not making the most outta life, okay? You, you gotta have some recreation time. Take it from me. I, I could use plenty more. Let's see. What other flexes do we have here? Um, bragging about never having to write a book since graduating high school [laughs]. That's definitely not a flex. Please read, people. Please read, and please don't just read, like, Google search results and the AI overview. Got in an argument with somebody on Facebook the other day. May, uh, I shouldn't even call it an argument. I was just having a discussion. They turned it into an argument. But they kept throwing stuff at me from Google AI overview, and I, I kept pointing out, like, "That is not accurate," okay? You can look up all kinds of stuff and find completely inaccurate Google AI overview information. You can't just look at that and go, "All right, that's it." No, dig in and read some articles, okay? Read the articles. Don't just read the headlines. Read the articles. You're, if you're gonna sit there and read the comments on social media and respond to them, you should be spending that time reading articles. And, I'm telling you, it's good for your brain to read a book, okay? It's a good exercise for the brain, it's calming, and it's, uh, entertaining. So, pick up a book and read one once in a while. Much better than reading your social media feed. Uh, let's see here. A flex where men claim to not do women's tasks. Like, like, oh, what, changing diapers? That kind of stuff? Hate to break it to you, dudes, but, uh,

those aren't tasks just for women, okay? It's called being a parent. But some people, you know, I don't know, there's some dudes out there that

for whatever reason think it's, uh, all up to the woman to do that kind of stuff, take care of the kids, blah, blah, blah. Stop being a turd. Be a good dad. Jeez. What else do we have here? Dudes who refer [laughs] to themselves as alphas. Ugh. Super cringey. Dudes aren't still doing that, are they? That was kind of a trend for a few years there, but I think that whole manosphere clink, uh, thing is collapsing a little bit. I'm seeing a lot more videos where people are just, like, trashing the manosphere than... But I don't know. It depends on your social media algorithm. It just feeds you what you wanna see, which is unfortunate 'cause that's why people don't get exposed to, you know, oppo- opposing viewpoints and things like that. Everybody's stuck in an echo chamber now, and it really sucks 'cause it's making everybody dumber.

I mean, I, I don't know how many times I'm having a discussion with somebody

and they're like, "I've never heard that." And I'm like, "Well, it's all over the news."But no, it isn't. Well, what news do you look at? I look at one news source. Yeah, exactly. You gotta get out, out of that bubble. Go to Google News and don't look at the AI overview. Go, click the button that says news. You can bring up a lot of different stories from a lot of different sources and get a lot of different viewpoints. And get exposed to information that you

probably wouldn't see if you're just getting your news from social media, 'cause it feeds you, okay? You're not seeing the whole world if you look at your social media feed and use that to know what's going on in the world. Okay? You gotta delve outside of that. Break the algorithm, okay? It's not good. It's warping your mind. It's brainwashing you. You've gotta get exposed to other viewpoints. Ugh,

dudes who refer to themselves as alphas. If I ever heard a guy in person say, "I'm an alpha," I would start laughing so hard. I, [laughs] I would be rolling like, "Dude, are you serious?" Like, okay, when's the last time you had a girlfriend? Probably been a while. All right, anyway, it's already after 7:00, which I dig, 'cause I wanna get this day done.

I'm gonna, uh, consider drinking more coffee. [rock music] Well, for the last few minutes, I have not been very productive. I was chatting with JD about a variety of things, and then suddenly Josh and Chantell walked in and brought me a healthy breakfast. Brownies. Yes, hooking it up with a brownie. They did say they made it with zucchini, so I think that makes it a nice, healthy, vegetable-based breakfast. But because of that, you think I was digging up content since the last time I yapped? No. So I guess we could look at, uh, some more of these stupid flexes. You know, things that people think are a flex but aren't. All right, uh, having an expensive car. I don't ... Do people think that's a flex? Maybe. I mean, I can give you an, "Oh, good for you. Glad you can afford it." I would love to buy a car, 'cause I am sick of just watching my truck burn gas. But, you know, every time I think I don't need that truck anymore, something comes up and I'm like, "I'm glad I have a truck."

Packed with all kinds of crap right now. I need to empty that thing out. Oh well, maybe I'll be productive this week. We'll see. We'll see. All right, uh, daily grind, hustle culture. Yeah, you know, you gotta relax a little bit. I think that, uh, a few days ago we were looking at quotes from therapists, and there was something to the effect of resting is a productive activity. Now, it is. It's good. You know, Sunday, got to relax a little bit. It was very ni- Oh, it was so nice, just kick back on the couch watching a little TV. Like, I had plenty that I need to get done around the house, but some days you've just gotta relax. Hopefully I can relax this afternoon. Yesterday was pretty productive. Got the grocery shopping done. Yeah, it w- it was good. It w- it was a great evening. Let's see here. My watch costs more than your car. That's another, "Oh, good for you," situation there. [laughs] Like, I don't know, if, if, if you wanna talk about something I am never gonna spend a bunch of money on, it's a watch, because I just don't like wearing them. And I have a phone. I don't need to know what time it is. I think that's, you know, it's just a, it's a bracelet. All right? I don't like wearing bracelets. Just not my thing. If you do, cool, bro. Buy whatever you want. Spend your money on what, wha- whatever you want. But I wouldn't care if you had a watch more [laughs] expensive than my truck. I'd just give you an, "Oh, good for you." I saw yesterday at some article, I didn't even talk about it, but I guess the Dalai Lama

is a watch collector and has one of the most rare Rolex watches in the world. Like, why does the Dalai Lama need a Rolex? That's kinda weird. Was it gifted to him? Did he buy it? Why does he have a bunch of money? I thought he was, you know, some kind of a spiritual leader or something like that. S- You know, when you got these people that you wanna talk about, uh,

flexes that just make you uncomfortable. You ever seen that guy online, Kenneth Copeland, I think, is his name? And he's bragging about his, uh, his jet. This guy, you know, I think he runs mega churches. And he's also the scariest looking guy ever. Like, [laughs] he is just scary looking. Like, if, if you're a preacher, you shouldn't be bragging about money. I don't think Jesus would approve, but what do I know? You know? Let's see here. All right, not a good flex, how much alcohol you can drink. It's like, if, if you are naturally built to be able to just pound booze, it's not a good thing. Okay? Take it from me. [laughs] Like, it's a curse, it's not a flex. Something you wish you could ch- You know? I wish I didn't have the ability. I wish, like, one beer and I'm just puking, 'cause then you wouldn't wanna do it. Yeah. Let's see here. What else do we have for stupid flexes? "I haven't taken a vacation in seven years." Uh, yeah, no wonder you're such a jerk. Take some time off. Relax a little bit. Rest.

[heavy metal music plays] All right, what else do we have here? Um, more alpha male t- uh, people really don't like hearing, "I'm an alpha male." I mean, it's super cringey. It's a weird thing to call yourself. But... Let's see here. [laughs] Body counts. Not like how many people you've killed, okay? That would definitely be a [laughs] strange flex. But, I don't know, I think there's something to be said for maintaining a nice, happy, long relationship. You know? But, you know me, I'm old-fashioned. [laughs] All right. All right, I'm gonna try to get back on track here. Maybe I'll take a bite of this brownie, this healthy, vegetable-based brownie.

And then, uh, yeah, we'll, we'll talk about more crap in a minute. All right? Hang on. [heavy metal music plays] So, mentioned I was chatting with JD and, uh, failed to mention if you wanna see JD's band, Stiff Richard, they're gonna be playing at Oktoberfest in downtown Idaho Falls this weekend. Um, I don't know exactly when that kicks off, but I know they're playing at 5:15 'cause they kindly asked me to kick off the show and do a song with them. So, I guess I'm gonna have to go down there for a bit, sing a song. You're gonna hear my pretty voice. [heavy metal music plays] I'll just be screaming and yelling. But uh, should be a fun time. Should be a fun time. I don't have the details on it, again, but... It's downtown Idaho Falls. Let's see here. Park Avenue. You know, they'll be shutting down an area of it. Just go downtown. You'll, you'll, you'll figure it out. Look for people, all right? [laughs] Shouldn't be that hard to figure out. Oh, I guess I should click going. There we go. [laughs] All right. So, what else do we have going on here? Oh, I was reading this post

where somebody was talking about going and seeing the new Stephen King movie, The Long Walk, which I really wanna see, bad. It's one of my favorite Stephen King stories. It's a short story, so they tend to do good adaptations. And I've read a lot about this movie 'cause I know the story, I'm not worried about spoilers. But apparently this is a really graphic movie. Like, the violence in it is very graphic. Uh, everybody says it's a really bleak movie, seem to walk away from it not really feeling great. And I read this post about somebody going to the theater, and as they're in line getting their tickets, you know, there's multiple, uh, parents with children that they're bringing to see this movie. Kids maybe between six and 12 years old. And

[laughs], I just gotta say, if you have kids, you should probably research

the movie you're gonna take 'em to before you go see it. You might go, "Oh, my kids have watched the Conjuring movies and they had a great time." Well [laughs], there's a lot of different types of horror movies, okay? So, you know, pretty quickly, once this movie gets rolling, these kids are screaming and crying, and they all end up having to leave. All right? Thi- this movie ain't The Hunger Games, all right? [laughs] Even though it seems to be getting compared to that, though it was written way, way before it. Uh, just, again, if you have children, you don't wanna traumatize them. It's not good. But also, then you're ruining the movie-going experience for everybody else when your kids, you know, can't handle it, all right? And somebody's gotta deal with screaming and crying and waiting for you to leave. Try to be a responsible... you know, and, uh, common sense-using parent. [laughs] Okay? Do a little bit of research, 'cause, uh, there's some pretty graphic movies out there. All right? We're living in a new golden age of horror. I have seen so many good horror movies. Uh, I was talking with Josh yesterday. He just watched Weapons, and, uh, I know I've mentioned I really wanna see that movie.

Yeah, uh, there's just so many movies I need to watch. So many. Wish I was at home watching movies right now. Oh! But instead, I'm gonna find some, uh, freak news. Share some wacky news with you. We'll get to that here in a few. I appreciate you tuning into the show, and, uh, go see The Long Walk if you're into horror. I've read nothing but good things. What, wha- what's the ratings currently on, uh, Rotten Tomatoes? At one point it was, you know, 100%. Okay. S- slipping down a bit. We're at 89%. [laughs] I would imagine it's not for everybody. All right? It's a brutal story. Gotta go see it. All right. I'll be back with your freak news in a few. [heavy metal music plays] Here we go. Digging into some dumb news 'cause that's what we do at this time each day. Uh, beware of more radioactive shrimp, right outta the gate here. I don't know if you heard about the radioactive shrimp, but apparently a major Seattle seafood distributor has expanded their shrimp recall. You don't wanna turn into something like the alien in the Alien movies, okay? Saw an article a while back. This is what the radioactive shrimp's gonna do to you, turn you into an alien. Now, I don't know if these were sold in Idaho, but some of these stores

included places like, uh, Fred Meyer. And I don't know if we have any Krogers around here, or Smiths, anymore, but, uh, yeah.[rock music] Radioactive shrimp. Delicious, but you probably don't wanna eat it. All right. There was a teacher arrested for using poop spray in school. Cost the campus about 50,000 bucks in repairs. This was in, uh, Florence, South Carolina. I guess he was a teaching assistant, but yeah. It, it just started to just stink there, yeah? And there was no Jade Davis in sight. Just all of a sudden, just stinks. So, [laughs] the guy used it, you know, for about a month. He would just go around and spray it. Caused a bunch of health issues among staff and students. Headaches, nausea, dizziness. And then yeah, they had to spend about 55 grand in inspection and air conditioning, or air conditioning repair costs for the district. People with asthma really suffering. Yeah, they thought maybe we had a gas leak or something like that, but no. It was just this guy

blasting the fart spray. [Laughs] So, uh, even though you think something might be funny, probably shouldn't do that, especially in a school. Looking at a picture of the guy, he doesn't look very happy about, uh, [laughs] being arrested. [laughs]

Let's see. V-shaped UFO caught on camera. That's a pretty cool photo, and as usual, it's not a very good one. It's not the 4K quality UFO footage we've been getting promised by the government for years, but I don't know. That's a, that's a unique one. It seems like now everything's just being dismissed as drones when it comes to UFOs and UAPs. Seeing a lot of, uh, articles making the rounds about mysterious drones and

maybe that's what this is. A mysterious triangular-shaped drone. I wish the rest of these photos would load here, but that, that was pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I wanna see better quality footage. Just tell us about the aliens, all right? Come on, government. Uh, give us some, some kind of distraction that's fun, all right? We don't need to hear about Tylenol. Who cares? We wanna know about aliens. Or I don't know, maybe address the upcoming time change. Yeah, it's, it's getting to be about that time of year again. Daylight Saving Time ending [scoffs]

on November 2nd, okay? We're a ways out, but you, you know how mad I get about this. 'Cause they've promised for years they're either gonna make Daylight Saving Time permanent or they're going to just make regular time permanent, so we stop having to do the stupid time change. And they've proven time and time again, the government, that they can just do whatever they want. If they can ban truck nuts without asking anybody, they can certainly stop the time change. You know, if they can

make it so when you go to the library you gotta show your ID to read books that we read in high school,

they can deal with the time change. Why don't they do any of these things that everyone can agree on? Everyone can agree the time change is stupid. There's no benefit to it. It kills peop- ... It liter- ... It literally kills people, the time change.

But they won't do anything about that. They just can't. Yeah, whatever. I ain't buying it. It's called not getting the job done. Who that is running for, like, uh, city council, mayor, et cetera,

is gonna do something about the time change? That's, that's all it takes for me. If you

g- get a notarized document, I promise I will get the time change dealt w- ... It probably has to be the governor or something like that, but yeah. Too busy banning truck nuts [laughs] and fake boobs. Oh-ho-ho. Sorry. I, I get upset when it comes to the time change 'cause it's so stupid. Okay. There was a goblin running around a, uh, museum apparently. Looking at, uh, video footage of it here. As is typical of all, you know ... What, what's, what's the name I'm looking for here? Anyway monsters, Bigfoot, blah, blah, blah. It's a ... it's a blurry video and I'm watching it right now. I don't know if that's a goblin. That just looks like a kid. [laughs] Just a kid running around. Yeah. Where is this? Where is this, uh, museum? It's a goblin museum?

I would totally go to a goblin museum. [laughs] That sounds pretty fun. Okay, it's in, uh ... Or north of Mexico City. The Goblin Museum. This place does look kinda cool. Whoa. What is that?

Sorry. I, I kept scrolling the article and they've got what appears to be, or what they're claiming is a,

a, a dead baby goblin. Um, whatever that is, that's weird looking and, uh, disturbing. [laughs] I'd still go. I'd still go to the Goblin Museum. Looks like, uh, it's open seven days a week. Every day. That's pretty cool. Next time I go to Mexico, which, well, based on my current financial state, gonna be a while. Goblin Museum, it is. We'll be back. [rock music] Man, the current state of social media, at least it's gotten to be kinda funny in the last couple days.[instrumental music] [laughs] You know, the Tylenol thing? And then, the rapture. Uh, the rapture didn't happen yesterday, right? Far as I know, still the same amount of traffic on Sunnyside. Yeah. I don't know, but I also heard that they weren't sure the exact day this might happen. It could've been yesterday or today. So,

I found a website here that had tips. [laughs] It's ... This is so ridiculous. Tips

for, say you're out and about driving, you know, if, if, if the rapture happens, what's supposed to happen is people hear loud trumpets,

and then people start getting lifted up into the sky. So, if you're driving, you can have some problems here. You know, I don't know if you're gonna be able to go through the roof, so they're recommending that you leave your, uh, you know, your sunroof open, or perhaps, I guess, I don't know, go buy a convertible. And [laughs] all right, anyway. I think that some of these news websites are having a little bit too much fun with this. Again, if your car has a sunroof or convertible top, you're supposed to keep it open, and then you should also be driving in the slow lane next to the shoulder and be prepared to bring your car to a stop. You hear the trumpets blare, you're, you're gonna need to get out of your vehicle if you don't have a convertible or a sunroof, 'kay? And you wanna be polite to the people who are left behind, so you need to, as you're pulling over, getting ready to get out of your vehicle, you know, keep your hazard lights on so they're aware that you're gonna be stopping. And, um, you know, af- after you're gone, you know, the people who are left behind, your, your stuff's not gonna be of much use, so, you know, keep important information on your vehicle, like your maintenance records and things like that handy so, you know, if ... When somebody finds your no longer needed and abandoned vehicle, they know if it's due for an oil change. [heavy metal music] Now, I don't know if this is gonna happen 'cause there's no, there's no timeframe for it. You know, I don't see it's supposed to be at noon or what timezone, anything like that, but it could still happen today. So, if you were let down that nothing happened yesterday, today could still be the day. You know, if that doesn't happen, it, it ... You're gonna have to find something to do to entertain yourself. We already gave away our Spud Kings tickets, sorry.

I don't know, maybe, maybe go see The Long Walk, like I talked about earlier. But be aware, it's a, you know, violent horror movie, okay? Don't go in blind on that one if you're not a hardcore horror fan. It's supposed to be pretty brutal. All right? So, I'll keep you posted if I get any, uh, updates on any of that other stuff. [laughs] But, oh, the news is getting wacky. I, I might dive into some, uh, Fox News reporting here in a few, just so I can point out a little bit of hypocrisy and the way people behave. And also, just show like what I could never get away with. I'd be fired immediately if I said some of the things that, even if they were joking, they said on the news, I think it was yesterday. Guys are out of control. [instrumental music] I've been debating talking about this story all day 'cause people get so butt-hurt about everything, but just the hypocrisy of Fox News sometimes gets me so annoyed that I gotta point these things out. I mean, over the last long while, you hear these Fox News hosts whining and complaining about, you know, jokes and violent rhetoric and blah blah blah. Did you see this deal with the, uh, escalator when President Trump went to the, uh, United Nations the other day? So apparently, what happened was a member of Trump's team was ahead of them on this escalator, uh, ahead of, uh, Trump and Melania,

and accidentally hit the stop button on the escalator. So, the escalator stopped running, and it, you know, this made the president very mad, you know, 'cause he had to walk up the stairs. I mean, the thing about an escalator breaking, I think that's an old Mitch Hedberg joke, you know, it just turns into stairs. So anyway, Fox News, I think this was yesterday,

got a couple hosts talking about this

escalator mishap, which I don't even know why it's news. An escalator stopped working. That, that shouldn't be news, but we're living in weird times, people. So, one of the hosts said [laughs],

due to this happening ... Uh, let me get his exact words here. "What we need to do is either leave the UN

or bomb it.

It's in New York, though. There might be some fallout." Now, I'm sure he was joking. I highly doubt that a host on Fox News would truly call for the bombing of the United Nations, but I'll tell you this. If I was to make that kinda joke on air, I think I'd get a talking to at, at bare minimum, or who knows? Who knows? Might just get canned outright.

So, eh, I, I, I just don't get the hypocrisy of these guys. I ... There was another Fox News host last week who said that, uh, mentally ill homeless people should be killed. Yeah. His exact quotes, something like, uh, eh heh, I shouldn't say exact quote here. Paraphrasing. But give 'em an involuntary lethal injection or something. Just kill them.

[rock music plays] ...... of whom? I'm sad at the violent rhetor- like,

can the media just get it together? This is why people are fed up with the news on all sides, all right?

Just give us the stories, okay? And if all you can come up with is an escalator broke, okay, fine. But don't sit there and whine and cry

about, uh, be- all these other news channels and this and that, and then do the exact same thing. It's just annoying, okay? So, anyway.

Just frustrates me when things that would probably get me fired, these guys get 'em. Can you imagine if I jumped on air and said stuff like that?

Let's kill all the mentally ill homeless people. Who are these guy- And these guys make a lotta money. If you're on Fox News, you gotta be making bank. It's crazy! Nate Eaton down the hall just goes off the rails at East Idaho News. [laughs] Yeah, people wouldn't stand for that, but yeah, Fox News can get away with, uh, a- all kinds of stuff. It's very bizarre. Anyway, we'll lighten it up in a bit and, uh, talk about a story that

my girlfriend told me I had talked about. But it, it was new to me today, this, uh, school bus driver story. [laughs] It's pretty wild. Um, we- we'll- we'll get into that in a few, okay? Very light-hire- light-hearted story about a school bus driver punishing children. [laughs] It's... People are losing their minds, okay? What- what... What's going on in the timeline we're living in? Things are getting so weird. [rock music plays] All right. I'm pretty positive I would have remembered talking about this story yesterday. [laughs] 'Cause it's little bit over the top. Being a bus driver would have to be a very stressful job, okay? You're dealing

with tons of children who, one, in the morning, are headed somewhere that a lot of 'em probably don't wanna go at the time, 'cause they're tired. I get it. You know, when I wake up at 5:00 AM, I'm not generally stoked about it. And then, at the end of the day, they're super excited to be heading home. So you've got just unruly children raising a ruckus, all right? But if you're gonna be a bus driver, that's just part of the job. You gotta deal with unruly children and you can't really

start threatening them or, you know, roll up all the windows on the bus, and then crank the heat up, and tell them, "I'm going to cook you all!" Like 75-year-old Harvey Silker did, or Slicker, Harvey Slicker. Yeah. Um, investigators suggest the temperature inside the bus could've been up to 100 degrees. Uh, he also threatened to bring a paddle to use on the children, who ranged in ages from five to 12 years old. Um,

yet I would imagine that the parents and, uh, authorities and school district and such were, hmm, probably not very happy about that. So, uh, facing some charges there, simple assault and recklessly endangering another person. I believe he was also fired. Said Slicker's not allowed to attend any school property or functions where school activities occur. So... Yeah, and 75, man. You should be able to be kicking back at that point. Really sucks that somebody's 75 years old, still having to work, and work as a bus driver putting up with children. [laughs] I mean, even- even at my age, it's like now I know I couldn't handle that job, okay? I wouldn't threaten to cook all of the- the- the children on the bus and crank the heat up. I'd just quit my job. But,

some people really need the dough. [rock music plays] Well, somebody at kotaku.com very upset at some of the things they're seeing pop up in social media ads with the Christmas holiday right around the corner. They want somebody to stop this flood of horrifying, sexy AI Christmas ornament ads on TikTok. Think I saw one of these pop up on, uh, Facebook, the Grinch one. All right. These are ornaments you can get for your tree and you can have 'em customized with your names on 'em. They are kinda weird, I'll admit it. One, the one I saw, has the Grinch, um, [laughs] with a female Grinch and, uh, she's kinda hunched over and he's, uh,

just giving her a nice kiss on the booty. And it says, "I adore you and love every part of you, especially your butt. Merry Grinchmas." And, uh, there's a similar one with, uh, Woody from Toy Story and Little Bo Peep, and I guess they get even worse. I won't get into some of the descriptions here but, uh,

you know, I've got some weird ornaments for my Christmas tree, like Jason and Freddy Krueger with Christmas lights wrapped around 'em. [laughs] Um,

again, where can I get these? I think I might have to purchase one of them. But are they just AI slop or are they real? Can you actually buy them? I don't know.

I mean, there's so much stuff that pops up online anymore that you don't know if it's actually real. I bet these would be a, a, a pretty good seller. So, I don't know. If anybody knows where to get 'em, lemme know. Shoot me a link or something. Or if I find 'em, maybe I'll share 'em online. Or would Jade get mad? That content is too risque for our social media pages. Uh, it's like, dude, these are cartoons, man. [laughs] And they're not like that bad, okay? They're not that bad. It's not like what you might be thinking. Okay?[laughs] Just naughty Christmas ornaments. You- we gotta have some fun at Christmastime, right? [laughs]

Well, I'll do some more digging, but yeah, the author of this article, not happy! Not happy at all. Some people are just really uptight, you know? Settle down, have some fun.

[lively music plays] Well, the show's over, people. Thanks for hanging out with me today, though. It was a fun one, with some good content. And whatever parts of it you missed, you can catch on demand everywhere podcasts can be found. Just search for The Victor Wilt Show. Yeah, say you miss Traffic School or something like that, we also have the Traffic School podcast everywhere podcasts can be found. You know, the only time I don't put the show up is when it really sucks. Today, I think it was good enough. I'll whip it together, get it online here in a few, and then you can listen to your heart's content. You can listen to my beautiful voice. Eh! There are, like, hundreds of hours of the show out there. So, if you just like listening to me talk, it's your lucky day every day. Mm-hmm! Anyway, I do truly appreciate you tuning in. I'll be back with Peaches for the noon hour of madness and mayhem, obviously at noon. And in the meantime, uh, yeah, get the on-demand version of the show up. And then I gotta deal with country music!

The never-ending country music curse. But it's gonna be worth it in the end, and I'll tell you more about that as soon as that's all ready. Now, just going back and fixing things that should've never been broken from the beginning, but that's what happens when non-programmers get their hands into programming. It, uh, creates a mess.

And sometimes

the best in the biz has to come in and fix it, and that's me! All right, sorry. Getting a little carried away here. My guts hurt. Anyway, I'll talk to you in a bit, okay? Hold on. What- what do we wanna leave with? Yeah, let's leave with some System of a Down. It's a fine track to end the show. Appreciate y'all. [energetic music plays] Thank you again for tuning in to The Victor Wilt Show. This program's a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.