The Viktor Wilt Show

What's up? Hey. How's it going? It's me. It's Victor Wilt.

I'm here. I'm alive. I'm awake. And, I I guess that's that's decent. Alright.

Hope your morning's good so far. Should be a nicer, cooler day today, at least if the, weather keeps up like it has been so far this morning. A little bit rainy on my way to work. Not too bad. Yeah.

I mean, it it it could definitely be worse. I actually just messaged my daughter because apparently a massive dust storm engulfed Phoenix. Huge wall of dust creating travel chaos, cutting power to thousands. Hopefully she's all good. And I would assume she's not awake yet.

I mean, we shouldn't be awake right now. You know? Where we doing up this early? It's a good time to be sleeping. It's dark outside.

Alright. Anyway, what what was I gonna talk about? Oh, now I've been wanting to go see this exhibit at the Museum of Idaho. The mummies exhibit looks like it'd be really cool. Well, in conjunction with that, apparently two world renowned Egyptologists are going to be coming to the museum of Idaho for several events.

Top Doctor. Bob Brier, also known as mister mummy, and then author and art historian, Patricia Remler. So they're they're gonna be hanging out, talking in mummies in ancient Egypt. Alright. Are we gonna have conspiracy theorists showing up Who built the pyramids, man?

Come on. Tell us. Was it the aliens? Man. I've watched a lot of documentaries about ancient Egypt.

You know, everything from just regular old history channel documentaries to straight up conspiracy theory documentaries. It was funny. I was, talking with my girlfriend and her sister yesterday, and her sister's been going down this YouTube rabbit hole of, like, crazy conspiracy theory videos. You know, there there's a video for everything out there. K?

I mean, if if you wanna find videos that will tell you that, all of our political leaders are shape shifting, alien reptilian entities, those videos are out there. Alright? Flat earth videos. I mean, if you can imagine it, chances are there's a video out there that would tell you, yeah. You're right, man.

Pyramids were built using ancient telepathic powers. They levitated the bloods with the power of the mind. There's some good, how how the pyramids were built videos out there. Unfortunately, you know, it sucks. Usually the explanations to most things are just kind of boring compared to, you know, the weird stuff you can find.

Yeah. Everybody looking for a little bit of, excitement in life. Something crazy, something mind blowing and, you know, sadly, it doesn't happen too often. You know? I I think that, I watched a video about how the pyramids were built once that made a lot of sense to me about this internal ramp theory.

It was a pretty good one. That seemed to make sense to me and people could have done it but there are weird things that are generally unexplainable like how that guy built the coral Castle. I don't know. It's weird. If you've never watched any videos about the coral Castle pretty interesting stuff.

And I told the story, you know, last week about being on vacation. We're at an Airbnb in the middle of nowhere, like, on a private farm. There's no people around, but, boy, there was certainly a voice out of nowhere in the middle of the night. You know, we're wide awake, and all of a sudden, it sound like somebody's, you know, right by the front door just saying something. What did they say?

I don't know. But but there was no explanation and then there was no more voice. So I don't know what that means. I I'd like to hope that there are weird, unexplainable and exciting things out there in the world. But, Yeah.

I think one of these days they'll figure out exactly how the pyramids were built and we'll probably be like, really? That's how they did it. All right. Well, yeah, that was kind of boring, but okay. I mean, look at it.

Look at how many different, ancient megalithic structures there are. You ever watch that show? What's it called? Ancient apocalypse. It's interesting, but also, you know, there's always the opposing side.

I like watching that show just to see all the weird different, you know, ancient locations that seem to defy explanation, but, you know, chances are the boring explanation. All right. Anyway, I'm just babbling here. I, I would like to, go check out that exhibit at the museum of Idaho and it looks like on September 5 from one to three, you can go ask these Egyptologist questions. I wonder how many dumb questions they get.

Might have to go check that out, but I don't know what it costs. I need to save some money. Alright. Anyway, I'm gonna dig up some more crap to share with you. K?

I'll be back in a minute. Rage against the machine and killing in the name. Wonder what Aaron Lewis thinks about that song. Aaron Lewis abstained. Do you think he knows that rage against the machines, a political band?

Alright. Now listen, settle down. But every once in a while, Aaron Lewis is in the news, and he just annoys me. Alright. He was in the news yesterday.

I didn't talk about it, but today, I don't give a crap. I'm gonna talk about it. Aaron Lewis losing his mind over Bruce Springsteen's song, born in The USA. K. Aaron Lewis is the front man of the band stained.

He's the singer. I assume he writes lyrics for the band. Right? So when did Born in The USA come out? Let's see here.

1982. That's right. It came out in January 1982. This is a song that is older than me, and I'm old as dirt. Well, apparently, Aaron Lewis recently discovered that born in The USA might have a, you know, political message to it that he didn't like.

Hey, bro. You ever read the lyrics to that song? Just because the chorus says, born in The USA. There there might be something that Bruce Springsteen had to say in the song. And if you read the lyrics, alright, it it it's pretty clear that this isn't an anti war song.

Alright? It's written from the perspective of a Vietnam veteran who, you know, got back from the war and was a bit disillusioned by the way he was treated by people when he got back, which if you've read up on your history, a lot of Vietnam veterans experienced this when they got back, you know, because people were against the war. And rather than blame the government for putting us into a useless war that nobody asked for, getting a bunch of our kids killed. Yeah. They they treat, you know, the soldiers kind of badly.

So it's a song with a historical context and message. That's really clear if you read the lyrics. Now I'm not, you know, judging anybody who hasn't read the lyrics to that song, but Aaron Lewis is a a lyricist. Alright. He's a singer of a famous band.

And so he's in the news just throwing a tantrum. Bruce Springsteen duped us with one of the ant most anti American songs ever. Man, Aaron Lewis is such a whiner. No, he didn't dupe us, dude. And it's not an anti American song either.

This is a song about real experiences that members of our armed forces went through. Why don't you shut up, Aaron? Sorry. Aaron Lewis has annoyed me numerous times. K?

And I know that, you know, a lot of people like a lot of the things that Aaron Lewis has to say, but this is just dumb. K? Aaron Lewis, he spent his whole life singing that song everywhere he went, and he was singing all the like, let's pull up the lyrics to the song. Let's see what it says here in case you've never paid attention to the lyrics to born in The USA. Alright.

So born down in a dead man's town, the first kick I took was when I hit the ground, end up like a dog that's been beat too much till you spend half your life just covering up. That's those are the very first words to the song. K? And then they've got, gotten a little hometown jam. So they put a rifle in my hand, sent me off to a foreign land to go and kill.

I don't even feel comfortable saying that, phrase. But anyway, it's very obvious what this song is about if you listen to the words. But the same thing happened with rage against the machine, you know, a few years ago. People, all of a sudden were like, what? This band got something to say?

I don't understand. Anyone? Yeah. Don't show Aaron Lewis rage against the machine or system of a down. If he's that mad at Bruce Springsteen, his head might explode.

Oh, thanks, Stuart. Yeah. Thanks for sending me this very unpleasant story to start the day. Stuart is not the d bag of the day. Now the guy in this story is this is a horrible story, to be honest.

And, I did hear about this yesterday, but I think it was post radio show. And calling this guy d back of the day. That's that's not mean enough. K. This guy is like the worst kind of scum and, I just don't know what's going on in the world we're in.

I've had a number of weird experiences recently out in public with crazy people. Like, people need to settle down. K? There was one night, me and a friend, we decided let's go out on the town. We get out.

We're in Downtown Idaho Falls. Stop into one place for about ten minutes. Alright. Let's go to another to another bar. And as we're walking there, some crazy person for no reason whatsoever, just tries to start a fight with, with my homie.

All right. In his face, ready to go. And it wouldn't have been good for this this other crazy person. But, anyway, we're like, alright. We're we're done.

We're done with downtown. We lasted, like, twenty minutes. The other day, I'm walking in downtown, just walking down the street, being me, you know, and there's these people walking down the road. And I hear one of them say, you know, this girl says to her her guy or, you know, the guy she's with like, oh, he's a radio DJ. You know, I see this happens to me all the time.

It's no big deal. People recognize me in public. Usually, they're nice. They say something. Hey.

What up, Victor? What's happening? And you can always feel free to say hi to me if you see me out and about. Always glad to talk with listeners. So she says, I I can hear from down the block.

He's a radio DJ. And the guy, I don't care what he is. I was like, woah. He used some bad language too. And I had to walk past these people.

I'm like, this guy didn't try to start a fight with me. Like if, if you're that angry out in public, stay home. Okay. If you can't help, but just getting a, a fight walking down the street at 3PM, you know, for zero reason you need to stay home. Okay.

You're no longer allowed out in public. Okay. Well, anyway, this story is messed up. And it's unpleasant and I'm sorry, I'm gonna tell you about it, but this happened at a, suicide boys concert at the Utah First Credit Union Amphitheater, you know, USANA. Apparently, there were a couple people up on the lawn.

One of them was a 17 year old girl, and one of them was a guy named Jacob Shelley, who was 47 years old. And I guess they were fighting over being able to see, fighting over a viewing area. He just started punching her in the face. Just started punching his child in the face. 47 year old man.

So staff tries to intervene. So I guess he pushes the staff member away and just keeps listen. I'm not gonna get into the grizzly details here, but he he beat the crap out of this kid. Alright? Like she's in the hospital.

K? One, what was going on with this crowd? What was going on? I've been to a lot of shows where fights break out. K.

They're usually stopped immediately, like, super fast. Is it because this was a hip hop show? I I don't know. I cannot believe that this guy didn't get tackled to the ground by a bunch of people. Like, this would I guess I should say would never hap or shouldn't say would never happen at a rock or metal show, but I can't imagine it happening.

They had to take her out in a wheelchair. Like, this is so disgusting. So anyway, I mean, who knows? I wasn't there. Maybe there was a reason the crowd didn't intervene, but what, what kind of scum do you have to be?

Like, dude, I've been on the, the lawn at USANA step to the right two step. Like just again, if you can't be out in public and not just start swinging on people, you shouldn't be allowed in public. Hopefully this guy's locked up for a really long time. It scares me. You know, like I, I have young daughters, you know, they should be able to attend a show without having to worry about some psycho attacking them.

But I just seem to see a lot of crazy stuff recently in a, I've I've got anxiety problems. So I can't feel paranoid about just horrible things happening to people. I know because of psychos, because of psychos out in the streets. Ugh. Anyway, just be careful out on the town.

I've seen a lot of really bad stories about out on the town recently. All right. Shouldn't be that way, but I guess that's the world we're in. I don't know. I I I never worried about this when I was younger.

You know, you had to, like, do something to, get people to, you know, to it to initiate a conflict. Apparently, not nowadays. Ugh. I hope that girl's okay. That's that's horrible.

Just horrible. Anyway, just be careful out there, people. Things are getting weird. So the other day, I went on a big rant about people washing their filthy hands. Wash your hands.

Oh, you're gonna make people sick. Keep your dirty hands away from me. I started watching this really aggravating video a little bit ago. I didn't get to finish it because, apparently, the phone lines are hot today. Everybody calling me under the sun.

So if I missed your call, I'm sorry. I was just on the line with somebody else. The phone lines have been lit up, like, since I got here. But, anyway, I started watching this video. It's I'm I have the audio turned off right now because I don't know if she's gonna swear.

But this video of this woman is driving me crazy. This is a woman who took her family to Disneyland, and her family was sick. They were all really sick, like, vomiting sick. They were they didn't know what they had, but they were really sick. Rather than cancel their Disney vacation, they just went to Disneyland and were packing norovirus, and who knows how many people they infected with norovirus.

Alright. I've had norovirus. It was one of the worst sicknesses I've ever had. I was sick for a week. Have you ever felt like you were gonna vomit twenty four seven?

Like, no matter how much you puked, you just continue feeling like you're gonna puke, and it's twenty four seven for a week straight. I mean, I I was taking, like, hardcore anti nausea meds just to survive. And this family, you know, they go, let let's go party at Disneyland. If you're sick, you have to stay home. K?

And here's the the worst part about this video is it's like, no wonder your family got sick. Because you watch this woman talking, and she keeps putting her finger in her mouth. Her dirty hands, she's just putting them in her mouth over and over, and it's a six minute video where she's trying to justify, you know, infecting all of Disneyland with the horrible virus. Oh, now she just shoved her finger in her nose. You're gonna get sick, lady.

Don't put your hand. Does she not remember all the guidelines during, during COVID? Maybe she's a, you know, conspiracy theorist. You know? I can touch my face all I want.

Yeah. Just shove your fingers in your eyes, up in your nose. Just shove them in your mouth. Yeah. When did you wash your hands last lady?

Wash your dirty hands. You've you've got norovirus. Alright? Oh, she just keeps she needs to, watch her own video and be like, oh, yeah. No wonder I'm getting myself sick.

I can't keep my hands out of my face. She's just like, you know, cleaning the cat box. Just just, scrubbing the the floor. I don't know. And then just hands in the mouth.

Yes. I'm closing that tab. Yeah. Seriously, people wash your hands. Don't put your hands in your, in your face.

Stay home. If you're if you're, like, vomiting for days, that should be a sign to not go out in public. Alright. Maybe call the doctor. Be like, hey, I puked for three days.

Am I dying or something? I can't get my hands out of my mouth even though I keep puking everywhere. Ugh. Alright. Anyway, I'll be back with freak news.

Alright. Hang on. Okay. Just wanna let you know if you wanna be like me after work and waste $2 Powerball jackpots at $815,000,000 Every time I see these articles, oh, look at how big it is. You know, your odds aren't any better of winning when there's a bigger prize.

Yeah. I never win ever when I gamble. I'm still like, oh, I I can go throw $2 in the garbage. It'd be pretty nice to win, would it not? But think I got that kinda luck?

No. No. Gonna have to, you know, just work and work and struggle. That is the life the simulation has given me. Can't be as simple as punching in the the code for all the simoleons.

Alright. Well, anyway, good luck to everybody on winning Powerball jackpot. I probably have a better chance of getting the flesh eating screw worm parasite. That's right. The first human case of flesh eating screw worm parasite detected in The US.

Alright. There we go. I was talking with the listener a little bit ago about some other kind of disease that cows get that he got infected with. Yeah. That's what I get for talking about norovirus.

Yeah. Probably gonna catch the measles since I did see an article saying the first case of measles in East Idaho in, like, decades happened the other day. Thanks, people. But, anyway, what do you gotta do to get a flesh eating screw worm parasite? Let's see.

Somebody got it by traveling to El Salvador. I don't know. Let's see. So it's a parasite that can devastate cattle herds, can destroy wildlife, kill people and pets, and there were serious outbreaks in the eighties and nineties, but it was eradicated only to return in the past couple year. Of course, in the past couple years, this is gonna come back here.

But, yeah, I I don't know what you gotta do to avoid, catching it. K? Now human infections are rare. Like I said, this is the first one in The US at least in a while. Or is it the first case ever in The US?

I don't know, but looks disgusting. If you ever wanna horrify yourself, get on YouTube and watch monsters inside me videos. This was a TV show about parasites. And, I watch a lot of horror movies. I read horror.

I've I'll a huge horror fan. Nothing has disturbed me more than the TV show that was for all ages called monsters inside me. Okay. Let's get into something a little more pleasant here. Florida woman arrested for performing unlicensed dental work and using crazy glue during procedures.

Here. You know? Got a piece of your tooth that broke off. Let's just let's get this super glue out. Yeah.

Why do people keep going to these, back alley, like, dentists and Botox, you know, facilities. Yeah. Her scheme became or began to unravel when customers reported to police after they had complications and she refused to refund them. I went to some lady's garage, you know, and she, glued veneers on my teeth with, with super glue. I'm having some, like, major problems here.

Yeah. You went to a woman's shed to get your dental work done. Sorry. You know, trust me. I've I've got a fat dental bill now thanks to that stupid abscess tooth.

But what what do you do? You have to go to the dentist. Tell you what. You wanna make some money. Be a dentist.

Make some make some fat stacks. Finally, I guess, this was a story I almost mentioned last week. There were 20 tons of rib eye steaks that went up in flames. A, a truck crashed and had 20 tons, 40,000 pounds of rib eye, you know, just gone. People were calling it a tragedy online, and I was like, well, depends what kind of rib eyes they were.

What if they were, you know, the 20 rib eyes for $25 rib eyes? You know? Wouldn't be that big of a tragedy. Alright. Anyway, there's your freak news.

I'll be back with more stupid news and stuff here in a minute. What up, pages? Good morning. Man, everybody is very chatty today. Just so you know.

Just so you know. Good to know. Your phone should be blowing up all afternoon. I've talked to 10,000,000 people today. I don't know what's in the air.

Maybe it finally cooled down so people's brains aren't cooking so much. They're like, oh, relief. And they, you know, just wanted want somebody to talk to. So We're always here. Yeah.

Is it still raining out there? No. It's been bright and sunny. Oh, well, that's why I keep the blinds closed. It was nice and rainy and cool on my way here today.

It was great. So alright. Good to know I don't need to go outside after work. No yard work for me today, Peaches. So, yeah, anything new going on?

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Alright. That's cool.

I've just been talking about, you know, the usual parasites infecting people. Yeah. Fun. People being dumb. You know?

Aaron Lewis crying. You know, just kind of a typical day on the Victor World Show here. But, yeah. I was going to get into the topic of things that are actually safe, but people think are dangerous. Did you see this thread on Reddit?

Mhmm. You did not. Okay. Peaches, do you eat food past the Best Buy date? Nope.

No? No. You want nope? As soon as it reaches a day afterwards, then throw it away. I am the same way.

Simply because, you know, I talked about norovirus earlier. There was this mom who made a six minute TikTok video trying to justify bringing her entire family to Disneyland while they had norovirus. You know, simply, oh, Disney's expensive. I didn't wanna cancel. So, you know, it could have infected the whole park with the worst kind of food poisoning.

Ever since I got norovirus, now I'm really paranoid about food. You know? I wash my hands a lot. You you you know. You know?

I'm if I'm out and about, I'd probably add some hand sanitizer somewhere. I don't ever wanna get that crap again. It was so bad. And I've met a lot of people here in the area that have food storage, and you look at the you look at the products, and most of them expired by, like, 2022. It's like, what are you doing with this stuff here?

Well, from what I've read about canned goods, like, canned goods, you know, they will put a best buy date on them, but they can last, like, decades, I think. As long as the cans aren't dinged up and things like that. I still don't risk it. So as soon as it expires, it's out. What if it was the apocalypse?

That's different. Okay. Just checking. Alright. So yeah.

I mean, there are probably some things I would eat past the sell by date, but not something like meat. You know? Not any kind of, fresh meat. You know? Or if you have, like, say, a bag of veggies, you can tell when they're bad.

You know, lettuce, you look at it. Oh, it's slimy and brown. I guess I won't make a salad, but, When meat goes bad, it gets that gross brown color to it. You can smell it. And you can smell it too.

Same with milk. Well, as soon as you smell sour milk, it's the worst Ugh. It's the worst thing that can stick to your nose. Not good. Let's see.

A lot of people think flying on airplanes is dangerous. I I I wouldn't think that many people would think it's well, okay. In the past eight months, flying's a little more concerning. It's because they want to really make a point, so that's why they're highlighting these stories. No, Peaches.

These things just weren't happening, and now they are. I'm just saying. I I I looked at the numbers from last year compared to this year or even the year before, and it's about the same. It's even worse in 2023. What?

But nothing nothing was said in 2023 till Let's see. Plane accidents, 2024 versus 2025. Let's see. Oh, it it okay. I guess everything that was happening was more severe.

You know, like, a lot more death from these plane accidents in 2025. Number of, incidents, you know, similar, but, deadly incidents, you know, much more, much higher these days. But, yeah, I mean, driving in a car is way more dangerous than going on an airplane. Especially by a one j driver. Forget it.

Yeah. By a one j driver. I love it. Like, that's the actual stereotype, and it's true. Like, one j drivers just suck.

And then every time I've been cut off, you know, saw someone swerve into another lane, it's always a one j driver. That last guy who cut me off on, Holmes, I I didn't catch his plate because he was going so fast. You know, I've talked about it in my ad for the advocates injury attorneys. Must have been so bad. Picture made an ad about him.

They have yeah. Yeah. Going so fast, they couldn't even catch the plate. Must have been doing 70 down homes. Like, you idiot.

You're gonna kill somebody. Don't drive like an idiot, people. Let's see. MSG. Madison Square Garden.

Not dangerous. Square it could be. Well, maybe outside the venue. It depends who's playing. What kind of show you're at?

Country show? Suicide Boys? Yeah. I talked about that story earlier. That is that messed up.

Is that gross? Like, just like One of the most disgusting stories I've heard in a long time. I read the story too, and the guy literally pushed security away to go beat up the person again. And then luckily, now he's in major trouble. I hope he's in major trouble.

The girl I think the girl says I think the girl's okay. Since oh, she's alive. Well, severe injuries Yeah. One thing. But I I didn't describe the injuries on air because it was unpleasant.

You know, but what a, what a piece of crap. Yeah. But yeah. MSG, it's a seasoning and you'll often see on, you know, certain foods like MSG free. There's nothing wrong with MSG.

It's just delicious. Like, I I don't know where the, conspiracy theory came in that MSG is gonna kill you or something. It's it's just a seasoning. I've always seen those, like, health restaurants in California that that have real big bold lettering on the wall that says no MSG. Yeah.

No this. No that. Yeah. And, you know, there may be some other things that are not good, but MSG, far as I've ever read, and I'm no expert. This is just, you know, my opinion.

Victor the health expert. Who would've thought? Yeah. From what I've read, nothing to worry about with MSG. It just tastes good.

I mean, a few weeks ago, I talked about there are people who think if you leave a fan on at night, you're gonna die. You know? Mine's been on every night for the past, I don't know how many days. Yeah. Yeah.

You have to have a fan on in this day and age. It's hot outside. It's way hot outside. Did you see the, potential well, not cue the outrage, but what Kelly Osbourne is doing right now? No.

Becky Lynch, the wrestler set, was insulting Birmingham, England because they were in Birmingham, England. Of course, she's the heel character, so she's insulting the city that they're in. Okay. And she says the best thing to ever come out of Birmingham is Ozzy, and he died a month ago in this whole thing. And now Kelly Osbourne took that for real and is now yelling at Okay.

But isn't the best thing that ever came out of Birmingham, Ozzy? Like, what else what else is there? Nothing. Yeah. Nothing.

It's kinda like Liverpool. What's the best thing to come out of Liverpool? That stupid soccer team? No. The Beatles, peaches.

No. It's William Riegel. Yeah. Come on. Nobody even knows what you're talking about.

William Riegel. Come on. Let's see. What else here do people think is, dangerous but is actually safe? Oh, there's never ever been a recorded instance of someone using a cell phone at a gas pump and there being an explosion.

Yeah. I remember hearing that. I've seen tons of people, like, smoke cigarettes at gas pumps. I have too. I do not recommend that.

K? Yeah. Yes, people. It's maybe you've gotten lucky, but still, even though it's not an open flame, it's a burning ember. Fire and gas do not mix.

Alright? Just don't do it. Just wait. Have the smoke after you leave the gas station. Well, I gotta have my fix.

Pull over on the side after you pump your gas. It'll be okay. Yeah. I mean, nobody wants to maybe they just don't want people near them at the pumps. They're like, you know, antisocial.

They want to be cigarette? It could be. It would be funny to put, like, pull on a candy cigarette, pretend to smoke it, and then eat it afterwards. Everyone thinks you're a freak. You might get in a fight with somebody.

I I I could see somebody trying to fight somebody at the gas station over that kind of behavior. People are getting crazy. I talked about it earlier. I've had to have multiple people, you know, just getting aggressive for no reason. Yeah.

We're getting very nitpicky online and and Well, I'm talking about, like, physically aggressive in person. Like, I don't know what's going on, but some people need to get off the crack. I dare someone to come tell me to calm down in Walmart. Hey, Peaches. You never know what kind of psycho you're dealing with.

That's the thing. I get stuck behind some guy, you know, when they're, like, leaning on the cart. For some reason, everyone does that. I don't know what age it is, what that people reach where you start leaning on the shopping cart and walk as slow as possible. Where are you talking about?

And I go I behind one guy, I'm like, get out of the way. And he's full of he's full of jumped. Yeah. Well, Pete just sounds like you need to go to the grocery store really early in the morning or really late at night. Where are those files?

Where are those files? Since, okay. I I guess I'm gonna do that in a minute. Instead, let's talk about a date gone awry. Alright.

You know, when you wanna take your lady out of town, if people are preventing that from happening, I'm sure it's aggravating. Right? Just wanna go out on a date, get yourself a new hearing aid. So you try to check out from the senior citizens care home. Yeah.

You're 81 years old. You just wanna go get a new hearing aid with your lady, and they say no. So what do you do? You burn the place to the ground. This happened, overseas somewhere.

Malaysia. Yeah. I guess this guy was denied permission to travel, so he just set the place on fire. Thankfully, he didn't kill anybody, but, like, bro, you know just ask to go another day. So anyway he's looking at a jail term of up to fourteen years.

You know when you're at 81 you don't wanna suddenly be just going to jail for your final days. Yeah. I mean if I made it to 81 I'd be blown away. I I know I should be more optimistic, but, you know, I would certainly at 81 not be doing anything that could possibly get me thrown in jail. I don't wanna get thrown in jail right now.

Well, I enjoy my my freedom and free time. I consider myself pretty lucky in life. I don't wanna screw it up. So, you know, Jade tells me, you know, you're pretty much out of PTO, dude. You better be careful.

I'm gonna burn the place to the ground. You know, I'm just joking around. Right, Jade? Because I know you're always eavesdropping on my shell. I get very, nervous when I get too low on my, time off because it's COVID season.

What happens? What happens if I get sick? What am I gonna do? Sorry. I won't burn the place to the ground, though.

Alright. Well, good luck to that guy. Alright. Figured it would be a good time to try to give away some tickets to see Mudvayne's static x invented at the Portne Of Hell Trust Stamp Theater in Pocatello. Show is going down October 3.

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Yeah. Oh, I I screwed that up. That would be vended. Let's let's just go to the phones. K Bear, what's happening?

Hey. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Who's this? This is Mike.

Mike, you're caller number 20, Mike. Right on. Alright, Mike. I'm gonna play you this song one more time here. Alright.

Mike, for two tickets to go check out Mudvayne's Static X and Vended October 3 at the Portnefeltro Stamp Theater. What song is that? Is it Dig? Is it Dig? Well, let's go ahead and ask Brad Royal.

Brad, for the concert tickets, is that song dig? Yes. Oh, Mike. We got a winner. Congratulations.

That was our easiest one. Easiest one for sure. But Yeah. Hang on the line, Mike, so I can get your information. And, who's your favorite radio station, man?

Cape Air one zero one. And by the way, everybody, that was a prerecorded call. You know? Took it a few minutes ago. I did not say the name of that song before talking to Mike.

It's alright. It's alright. Rest of the show, it's gonna be great, everybody. It's gonna be great. Didn't you hear me mention earlier, Jade, that I'm cranky?

Good. I'm here to make it better for you. Push the right button. See it coming here. Dumb dumb.

Gotta use a different mic. Making me even more cranky. I've been using this mic since it was installed. That's true. Don't don't blame Peach's mic on my mic.

Okay. Alright. That's fair. Put me in that same category. What?

Are you gonna get cranky and vinyl? I was just, over in the classy studio and Josh and I were talking about, like, there's the the things that are yours, like your ear buds or like the mic we always use. Yeah. Because you don't wanna share your ear cheese or your spit. Yeah.

This is my mic. I'm not sharing spit with peaches. Alright. Well, why don't you put a muff on that mic, dude? No.

Now you're just, you know, making that mic absolutely yours. I know. That's the point. Stay off my mic. I assume you're stopping by to give me more work to do.

Pretty much. No. Because I'm gonna be gone Thursday and Friday. You know? You know what the deal here.

And Josh is gone Friday, so That means I'm the boss. Means I'm in charge. Sad. I'm in charge. It's not fun being in charge.

I know it isn't. It's a lot of work and it never ends. I know. I know. But Peaches, Katie, Justin, you better watch out.

No. Peaches gone too. Oh, yeah. Peaches is gone. So, you know, you have more work to do on Friday.

I do. I gotta do his stuff too. Like loading cutting edge countdown. That's With our buddy Cutter. That's that's easy enough.

The cutting edge countdown airs Sundays at 8PM, and it's a countdown. Gonna be loaded by Victor on, Friday by noon. As long as I remember. If not, Victor's gonna have some dead air to fix Sunday morning or or Sunday night. Hopefully, I fixed any potential dead air issues, for the coming weekend.

I still don't know why I looked at those clocks. We should not have had dead air. Right. Like I don't get it. I don't get it either.

I'm gonna blame I'm gonna hard drive. I'm gonna blame you. No. It's it's your hard drive's fault. They're producer.

You did something wrong. You left out a song or something like that. Two moments of dead air this weekend. You were in charge, and you didn't fix either one of them. They fixed themselves.

After hours. By the time I get you know, by the time I looked at it, it was like, oh, it fixed itself. I wasn't, you know, I was done checking on things. I I figured by 10PM or so, everything's working good. You know?

It should. Yeah. How did you hear about poor little Darla, the wonder dog? Yeah. Speaking of Lou?

Mhmm. Yeah. I shot him a text message yesterday, and, you you know how much Lou loved little Darla. Yeah. So I I feel really bad for him.

So listeners, if you haven't commented on any of Lou's posts, give him some love. You know? That's that was his baby. That's right. His baby.

And I get it. My Yorkie, her Darla was 16. Mine's 15. Uh-oh. But she's a trooper.

She is. She's a tripod. Yeah. And she's still just cooking it around. You thought your twenty twenty was bad.

She had a really bad one. Yeah. She got eaten by a dog, punctured a lung, broke some ribs. Then after she healed from that, got hit by a car and lost a leg. I know.

She's a she's a tough little girl. And that reminds me more work this weekend. I gotta take care of your dogs too. That's right. That was part of what I'm coming in here for.

Give me your keys. Give me the keys to the castle. Nah. Taking care of your little dogs is is easy. It's not not too bad.

And it gives me an excuse to try to behave myself, get up early, you know, enjoy my three day weekend, watching Jade's dogs. That's right. Well, anything else you need to bother me with? All kinds of stuff. Oh, well, I I've got good news on the, outlaw front.

Yeah. Got everything we need. Perfect. Yeah. Now I just gotta deal with chopping those giant files.

It takes forever. Like, just to save one chunk. It's like seven minutes per file. Like, But then we're gonna go get our cowboy on. It's gonna be real good.

Yay. That's right. It's gonna be good when it's done. That's right. Oh.

Best cowboy mix ever. I haven't heard that voice in quite a while, Jay. I forgot. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Guess what? In a minute, we're gonna play more music, Jay Jay. That's right. Okay.

Peaches. I'm sure this one's gonna get some people butthurt. But Here we go. I don't care. We get it.

Cracker Barrel's new logo sucks. Yeah. No. I was, reading an article about a Florida mom who was suing a dairy farm. I guess, she bought a bunch of raw milk, and her whole family got sick.

Not this again. I thought this was done and over with. No. People are way into raw milk nowadays. I just you know?

You know how weird I am with food. I see too many of these stories. I ain't gonna try. I drink almond milk peaches. I'm trying to contribute to the the downfall of agriculture in, California.

I completely I mean, I I don't know what year it was that all of a sudden almond milk became a thing, and then everyone started trying to get regular milk because it it was just all out of nowhere. Like, all of a sudden, like, oh, yeah. I only drink almond milk. I'm so sweet. I'm so healthy.

Well, I I like it. The only thing I don't like is that almonds use so much water. The taste is so gross. It tastes, like, identical. No.

It doesn't. Yes. It does. You're not a real milk drinker. I Trust me.

As the guy who used to drink 2%, like, a gallon a day, I trust me. Why don't you drink whole milk like a real man? I was given 2% as a kid. I don't drink skim. I don't drink whole 2% only.

That's right. Yeah. No. You know, I I don't buy milk too often because I when I have it, it tends to go bad because I don't drink it fast enough. Almond milk seems to last a little bit longer, and it, yeah.

I I don't know. I just like it. I live by myself. So I mean drinking milk is like I could just drink it right out of the gallon out of the fridge. Just See, but I don't like drinking it.

I I like to have it in cereal, you know? I'll I'll have it in cereal. I'll have it after I have, like, a nice little treat. And this the chocolate little treats. Or if I've got cookies, then maybe I'll have some milk.

Do you dip your Oreos in milk? Oh, yeah. I feel like I taint the milk when I do that, so I don't wanna I just eat the cookie and then drink the milk. No. What I like to do is throw the whole cookie in the milk and then get a spoon and then the whole cookie is saturated with milk.

It's bomb, dude. I don't want to have any untouched portion of the cookie with no milk. I used to be that guy that would get kind of, like, grossed out by the milk after the cereal has been in it. You know, I wouldn't drink out of the bowl. I would just throw it on the bowl.

Drink the, sugary milk at the end? But now I do. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. I haven't had any cereal in a while. I don't know why. What's your favorite cereal, Pete? What's your favorite cereal?

This is good to peach the wrong question. It is a good to peach the wrong question. And would you drink it would you eat it with raw milk? I gotta go, like, top tiers Reese's Puffs, obviously. I like Reese's Puffs.

It's good. I think my all time favorite gotta be, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. There's a loaded version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch that has frosting on the inside. That's one of my favorites. That's really good.

Yeah. Cookie crisp. Any, like, fattening cereal. See, I used to like cookie crisp, but the last time I had it, it was a letdown. I was kinda disappointed.

I I also really, really like Honey Bunches of Oats. I know it's like the opposite end of the spectrum, but I I love Honey Bunches of Oats with the almonds or something like that. Yeah. Vanilla stuff. Yeah.

How about plain Grape Nuts? Grape Nuts are the worst cereal ever, dude. It's like topping rocks. Are you the type of guy to like, Raisin Bran? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I figured But I like the raisin bran crunch with the, basically honey bunches of oats in it. That's, you know, that's where it's at. If anybody wants to call in and let us know their favorite cereal, do a sale right now. I like Wheaties Five three five one.

Almond milk. That's what I'd what I mow down. Are Wheaties even a thing anymore? I think they are. Just nobody cares who's on the box.

I was gonna say it used to be a huge deal on who was on the cover of the Wheaties box. Yeah. Now I think that was before my time. I don't know why I said it used to be like I'm some sort of old guy. I really don't know.

But I remember back when Wheaties would put athletes on the box. You know the old the old person cereal that I really like is frosted mini wheats. I love those things. I wouldn't do those. That's not an old person's that's what little kids eat.

Little kids are not eating frosted mini wheats. No. They're wanting the cookie crisp. They want the fun people on it. Like, the fun animals on it.

Like, the fruit loops. They want fruit loops. Fruit loops, I I don't know if I can do that no more. They all taste the same. The Fruity Pebbles used to be one of my favorites.

Cocoa Pebbles I've got a big bag of Fruity Pebbles are much better than Fruit Loops. Oh, yeah. Because they've got that satisfying like, you get a I don't know. They're they're just so good. What about the Honey Smacks?

Honey Smacks are pretty good. And honeycomb? Remember honeycomb? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's a fun one. I'm trying to We're gonna name every cereal, everybody. That's what we're gonna do here. Cereals of all time. And if you, you know, eat your cereal with raw milk, you could potentially just die.

So Oh, Corn Pops. Yeah. I forgot about Corn Pops. That's basically honey smacks, ain't it? No.

No. They're a little bit different. Corn Pops are good. Somebody did say what is the worst cereal on AskReddit in the book. Grape Nuts.

The top answer is unfrosted Mini Wheats. Okay. Well, that's called that's called a shredded wheat. My grandma used to get it. And have you ever seen it?

It comes in a big chunk. It's like a giant. It's not a mini wheat. It's a giant wheat. And it's just shredded wheat, and there's no sugar.

And, the mini wheats are a small version of that that are just coated in sugar, and they're so good. Lucky charms and the marshmallows have run out. Mhmm. You just have the generic cereal? Lucky charms.

Right? Alright. I still gotta go with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, man. I see Grape Nuts on here. Dude, the bet one of the best cereals I ever had and you never see it for sale was Cinnabon cereal.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I think somebody told me Brolam sells it. I need to go see. Maybe I'd eat some cereal.

Yeah. Making myself hungry here. Now when you buy the box of cereal, do you buy the giant family sized one for, like, $7, or do you go for the regular sized box? I just buy whatever's on sale at grocery. That's honestly what I do too.

It's, like, $2 for one of those I got Reese's Puffs there for a buck $99.01. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. No.

Because I I don't eat enough of it. It it ends up stale, so I just buy whatever's dirt cheap. That was where I got the Cinnabon cereal. That was where I got the loaded one, I think. I think that's where I got those too.

And I was like, man, this is really good. I haven't been in there for a bit. I should probably go see what what they got. There might be some good stuff in there. You know?

I can't buy any groceries right now just because of the whole, trying to prepare for leaving. Yeah. It's not a good time to buy groceries if you're going out of town. Have the remnants of all the pickled eggs in the jars in my fridge. Now you get rid of those eggs.

I pickled my own eggs, when you were gone. You pickled your own eggs. Yeah. K. That's this is weird because it's the second time in the last, like, two weeks that somebody's talked to me about pickled eggs.

It's an item I would never consider eating. But I heard that they're really good. Oh, yeah. I should've saved you one. It doesn't sound good, dude.

I don't know why. I don't know why. You have hard boiled eggs. Yeah. I know you put them shells off.

You put them in, like, your either the pickled brine that you have from the jar Mhmm. Or you can make your own, which I did. I just put vinegar and salt and sugar and onions and jalapenos and Mhmm. Chili flakes in there and dill and let them absorb all of that for, like, three days. And then they come out kinda hard, the hard boiled eggs.

Mhmm. And you eat them and it just tastes like pickle. Tastes like a pickle. It tastes like pickled eggs. Yeah.

Like a pickle egg. But the combo of pickle and eggs doesn't sound appealing to me for some reason. It's for you. But, you know, like, Becca thinks they're delicious. They're awesome.

I was like, what? You can also, make them into a nice pickled deviled egg too? Or Pickled dev but Yeah. How could it be better than a regular deviled egg? It just has a tang to it.

It's like a bland A little bit of a tang. White. I'll I'm gonna have to give it a try because you're the second person who's told me they're good. Yeah. And it's one of those items I'd see them in the grocery store or on the back of the bar, and I'm like, ugh.

Who's eating that? That's probably why you think there's roasts because you saw them at at a bar here in the area, and you're like, oh, okay. Those have been sitting there for months. Well, yeah. Because they're not gonna go bad, are they?

If they sit I would say if they sit too long, maybe they would. I don't know. Let's see. How long do I'm not Gordon Ramsay. Long do pickled eggs last?

Three to four months. Refrigerated. Okay. Yeah. So they're just sitting there on the shelf.

They're just sitting back there. Just sitting back there getting nasty. Getting nasty. You think maybe that brine will last still if I just hard boiled more eggs and dip them in? You should dip pickled eggs in raw milk and make a make like a a paste out of it.

Make a a smoothie. You get a blender and you get the pickled eggs and raw milk and you just grind up a bunch of those eggs in it. And I do, like, one of the most basic TikToks. I go, oh my god, guys. I'm obsessed.

I'm literally obsessed. This is the new food trend and see how many will fall for it. And it's pickled egg. Oh, I was gonna pick up that call caller if you wanted to talk pickled eggs and cereal. Would you put pickled eggs in your cereal with raw milk?

Today's the pizza crust question. How did you know? I'm good, dude. I'm pro. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt show.

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