The Viktor Wilt Show

Hold on. I wasn't ready for that. What's up, everybody? It's the Viktor Wilt Show morning, and a very happy Tuesday to you. How are things going so far?

Amazing? I hope so. Alright. Let's dig in here. Looking like another one of these stupid light news days.

Very disappointing. When I've already exhausted all of my sources for freak news and it's this time, that's not good. That is not good at all. So wish me wish me luck today. I wanna give you a good program.

It's alright. There are plenty of other places to dig. Alright. Let's see what we got here. Do you drive a hearse for a funeral home?

If you do, please make sure that the doors are latched. A funeral home had to apologize after a corpse tumbled out of a hearse into traffic. Yeah. They're just cruising around in Poland, and all of a sudden, the back opened up and bam. Yeah.

You know, it's gonna be upsetting to people driving as well as I'm sure the family members of said person. I mean, I never stuck a casket in a hearse. I would imagine for sake of ease getting it in and out, it probably slides in and out fairly easily. So yeah. Yeah.

Maybe a nice, hey, a deadbolt lock. You know, if which is appropriate on a hearse. Just kick it up a little bit of a notch. I mean, this doesn't tend to happen very often, so maybe it's not an ongoing issue that needs to be dealt with everywhere. But just a friendly reminder, I guess, you know, Don't need to make those situations anymore upsetting.

I'm surprised that the news didn't go. Hey. We got the video footage. Check it out since there's news footage of everything else there. Nobody busted out a phone.

I mean, it's not something I wanna see, but I guess in Poland, they got a little bit more class than here in the US. That would definitely have been filmed here. And freak news is powered by Greasemonkey, voted Idaho's best oil change. We had the story yesterday about the orcas fighting back against people in a disgusting manner. There was an orca at SeaWorld that, well, went number 2 in the tank and then did the big splash covering the crowd in, horrific, Jenkem water.

Well, apparently, this is a new trend in the animal world. They're fed up with being cooped up at places like zoos and in Indonesia a hippo pulled the exact same stunt I mean it didn't do a big leap like an orca would in the swimming pool Yeah. It just kind of, alright. I I can't really get into this without getting too descriptive, and it gets into that, brown area of f c c rules. But there is video of this and it's one of the funniest things I've seen okay maybe I'll just read the headline here hippo rips fart as it splashes watery we'll just say jankom Spinning its tail like a fan relieving itself.

And, the tail's flinging around, you know. Okay. It's really funny. And I'm sure it wasn't if you were there, getting splashed as one of the, quote, horrified visitors. Alright.

I I do enjoy the animals fighting back, though. This is great. Alright. If you're looking for a present for jay davis for Christmas, Werther's candy has introduced jeans with 30 pockets, each of which can hold 1 Werther's original. The pockets are just little tiny pockets that go up and down the sides of the pants.

I mean, if you saw the pants, you'd think it's some kind of new fashion trend. It wouldn't immediately click in your head. Oh, that's a great place to put a Werther's original. But I could see these pants selling. You know, probably for people who wanna stash other things than Werther's original in their pants.

And what a pain for lieutenant Crane. Alright. I need to check your pockets 1 by 1. Wonder what they're gonna charge for said pants. Because you know, I gotta subscribe gotta subscribe to the website to get more details.

I don't care enough to do so. It's not worth a dollar to me. Alright. Let's close that out. Anything else here?

Oh, if you're in New Zealand and you wanna give someone a hug goodbye, make sure to keep it snappy. I think Peaches said he talked about this the other day. Maximum hug time, 3 minutes. Yeah. If you're inside of the actual terminal, 3 minutes.

If you need a fonder farewell, please use the car park. Do it outside. Yeah. I guess it's just due to people clogging up the airport. Way too many people hanging out there.

So they're like, please leave. Alright. Yeah. You're taking up space. We don't wanna see you.

Get. Alright. So the the hug police. It's what you gotta watch out for if you're over there. I don't know.

I thought Denmark was all about sunshine and rainbows yet. They have implemented the hug police at the airport. I don't know. A 3 minute hug's pretty long, really. That's a pretty, pretty decent hug.

So I guess if you wanna get real freaky, they're all down for you doing it in the parking lot. Least they got that option. Freak news powered by Grease Monkey voted Idaho's best oil change back in a minute. Well, if somebody dared you to jump off a cliff, would you do that too? Just because somebody dares you to do something.

Don't do it. Don't do it. You might end up in jail. You might really hurt somebody. This guy in Ohio, supposedly jokingly requested that his, friend shoot him in the groin.

Yeah. These are older folks. I don't know exactly how old. The article doesn't say. I'm just looking at the, various mugshots here.

60 plus, maybe in the seventies. So they're sitting around hanging out at Arthur Osborne's apartment. And, Arthur asked Kathleen Geiger. She's like, hey. You know?

How about you shoot me in the groin? And, hands her a pistol. She says she thought it was empty, but she's like, oh, sure. You know, we're just engaged in a little bit of harmless banter here. It's all in good fun.

The gun's empty. Bam. Oh, jeez. Oh, he died? Oh, yikes.

Okay. I mean, I'm sure you wouldn't be very happy. Yeah. After that one, but still, I don't know if you'd want to die what what a dumb way to go shoot me in the groin and then you're dead so again yeah just because somebody dares you to do something doesn't mean you have to Even if they're like, what are you? Chicken?

Like, in back to the future? Sometimes it's best to as you learn in back to the future, not engage because you might end up wrecking your car and ruin your life or something like that. Mhmm. Don't race, flee. Yeah.

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Oh, how much would a bass that I want go for? Well, I'd have to roll into Nolan, the guitar company, for the big six anniversary sale and check it out. They have one that looks pretty cool. Alright. Let's talk about folk remedies.

Yeah. You remember back in the day when you were a little kid and, I don't know, you'd get an earache and your mom would go, well, here. I I got the solution, and you're like, I don't know, mom. That doesn't sound like what a doctor would do. Yeah.

Back in the day, people had all kinds of weird remedies for ailments, and some people are still using them today. This thread's pretty funny. Bulk remedies that were used not too long ago that now seem cringeworthy. Some of these I remember hearing about from, like, my friend's parents. I saw one person post in here if you have an earache, blow cigarette smoke in their ear and it'll fix it.

I have a feeling, no, it won't, but I do remember hearing that. Yeah. This guy posted, had a patient come into the ER with a makeshift bandage on his shin. He'd fallen on rocks while hiking and left a 3 inch long half inch deep gash in his leg. I I go to pull the bandage off and as I'm peeling it away, I know the skin notice the skin is completely black.

And there's dark chunks of fungus falling out of the wound. It looked necrotic, like it had been left alone for a week. I look at this guy like he's crazy and he tells me the wound's a few hours old. He's pretty proud as he explains he created a makeshift poultice by chewing up leaves and moss, mixing it with river mud, and stuffing it into his leg. Dude, just wrap it tight in a bandage and get to the dock.

You don't know what's going on inside of these rivers? Do these people not read the stories about flesh eating bacteria and stuff like that? You get an open wound in a in a river or a creek or a pond, a lake. You you could have major problems from things getting into your wounds. This guy, he starts digging in the mud and stuff in the mud into his leg.

I don't know what kind of survival show that guy watched but Yeah. No. Wrap it tight and get to the dock. Oh, this one. Okay.

This is real gross. Alright. I'm sorry if you're having breakfast. My grandfather grew up in poverty less than a 100 years ago. He got a tapeworm as a child compounding his skeletal weight.

Old wives tell Sally down the street told my great grandma that if she dangled a carrot down his throat, the tapeworm would come up and bite the tip and she'd be able to pull it out. Horrifying. Go to the doctor. Go to the doctor. K?

Jeez. If you have a tapeworm, go to the doctor. Oh, jeez. This one's so gross. I can't even talk about it on air.

What? Maybe I can. I think I can. This you know, we're we're just talking about old wives' tales here. Who knows?

You might have a grandma who tries to do one of these things, and you go, no, grandma. That I I read it online. That doesn't fix things. Okay. Back when I was a kid in 19 seventies, the old timers in my neck of the Delmarva Peninsula would swear by using old, nearly white, completely dried out dog poo as a remedy for toothaches and cavities.

I won't get into the details, but, yeah, you know, just pack it into the cavity. Jeez. Poor kids back in the day. Yeah. Don't let dogs lick your wounds to keep it from being infected.

You know that saying, dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's. No, it's not. Alright? Dogs eat all kinds of weird stuff. Dead animals, you know, animal waste.

Don't let a dog lick your wound, k. And I know people like to give their dogs kisses but I ain't down with that. Putting vodka or gin into the baby's bottle when it was teething. Yeah. Don't do that.

K? Then there's other options. Talk to the doc. It's been a while since I had an actual infant around. But, yeah.

Don't they make, like, some kind of a gel or something? You know, they kinda numb the gums. You don't need to give them whiskey. Alright? Jeez, people.

People are crazy. Putting onions in your socks to suck the toxins out of your feet. No. The onions will, like, dry up and get all dirty because that's what happens, but they don't suck toxins out of your feet. I mean, that one's not, like, potentially harmful, like packing mud from a river into your, you know, chopped open leg or some of the other things that I'm not gonna repeat that we already went into here.

I'm telling you people, just, you know, go to the dock. Alright? I know it might take a little bit of money, but just go to the dock. Hey. Do me a favor.

If somebody's wearing a shirt and it has a logo on it or something you don't understand, you know, try to not be judgy, try to not make assumptions on what you think it might mean, or you're gonna end up potentially getting posted about in the boomers being fooled subreddit. Shout out to all of our boomer listeners. We love you all. This guy. Alright.

The post says I went to pick up some pizza for dinner, and it wasn't ready. So I'm a little thirsty while waiting. I head to the attached bar to get a drink of water. There was a younger boomer sitting at the end of the bar with a bottle of beer in front of him. He's a little drunk, but whatever.

I'm at a bar, so it's to be expected. So I step up to the bar near him, give him a polite nod as I do, and he returns, which he returns, and then order my water. As I'm standing there waiting, he asks, who are you supporting with a shirt like that? What? Who are you supposed to be supporting with a shirt like that on?

So I look down and see I'm wearing a Ghostbusters t shirt. It's black with the logo in a deep purple color. I bought it because it was $5 and I could wear it at work without worrying about it getting destroyed. I tell him as such. And, yeah.

I'm here just to get a pizza, not talk politics. And the guy goes, yeah. But who are you supporting with that shirt? It's a ghostbusters shirt. So the person replied, ghostbusters, I guess.

And then the guy starts complaining to the bartender about disrespectful kids and blah blah blah. It's like, dude, What what what on earth could you be supporting with the Ghostbusters shirt? Right? It's just a regular old Ghostbusters shirt. Never heard of the movie, dude?

That's the age we're in now. People are crazy. I just Oh. What do we got here? And just start a fight over nothing.

Is this gonna end in 2 weeks when the election's over? I doubt it. I doubt it. I am so excited to see what kind of shows end up coming to our region next year. We've had, like, the craziest couple years of shows in the history of East Idaho.

Bands like TOOL, Primus, Death Clock, Falling in Reverse, Ice 9 kills, Skillet and theory of a dead man. So many great shows. What is in store next year? You know, I always hear rumors, and I'd never let you know about them because I don't wanna get you excited and then ruin your day. You know, that's been going on for years.

Hey, Victor. What do you think about this show? Oh, I think it'd be great. Bring it in, and then nothing happens. You wouldn't believe how many times that's happened to me.

It's soul crushing at times. But, you know, if you get one out of the 4 rumored shows, you're doing good. I I've heard a few, and I've got fingers crossed with excitement. But, man, there are so many bands that I would love to see here. Now that we've had Toole here, I think the door's wide open.

Who knows what we could expect? We could we could get just about any band up in here. This next one is one I would love to see here. I think it would be great. It'd be amazing.

I'm talking about motionless and light. No. We're doing a little bit of crank it or yank it action on that one. K Bear, you are live on the show. Keep that in mind.

Who's this? It's Valen Crank That Stuff. Crank It. Alright. I'm gonna put you down for a crank it vote.

Thank you, man. Thank you. Have a good day. You too. Peace.

Hey there. Oh, you hung up on me. Anyhow, prior to playing that song, let everybody know that, we're doing a little crinker yank it on the new one from Corey Marks. Make my country rock. Does it fit on K Bear?

Crank it or yank it? You can vote in the poll in the k Bear 101 Idaho rock and metal group. It's pinned to the top of the page. So go vote there. If you, I don't know, don't have a Facebook account, you can always just call me.

Let me know what your vote was just like the other callers during the song did. But, very curious to just see the overall audience thoughts on that particular track. So go vote in the Kay Bear 1 01 Idaho rock and metal group or give me a call at 208-535-1015. Crank it or yank it. Corey Marks, make my country rock.

K Bear, you are live on the show. Who's this? This is Stewart. Stewart. Stewart says Gone.

Yank it. Gone. Get rid of it. Go away. Alright.

Thanks for your vote, Stewart. See you, man. Yeah. Have it going. See?

Easy as that. Pop over to the group. Make your vote in the poll heard, and then we'll check it out at the end of things and decide what we're gonna do with it. You know, usually, if things are like 5050, I go, okay. Half the audience likes it, so I'll play it.

And it's pretty even right now. So you just never know what type of songs you folks are gonna be into. And, Yeah. Do your part. Do your k Bear civic duty and go vote.

Ice 9 kills with a new one, a work of art as featured in the new movie Terra Fire 3, which I do need to go see. Still in theaters here? I mean, it was the number one movie over the weekend it came out, so I would hope so. But I don't think I've ever seen a straight up gore fest in the movie theater, so I might have to go check it out. I was just reading what to me sounds like a bad idea, an unexpected use for AI, couples turning to chat GPT to help them win arguments.

Alright? Now turning to the Internet to find answers to a debate, that's acceptable, but you've gotta make sure you're pulling from reasonable sources. Because you could find any kind of information on the Internet you'd like. You could find supposed proof that the world is flat. It's not.

But you could find some evidence of it from somebody out there. You know, there's a lot of people strapping on the tinfoil hat every day getting real crazy and I've monkeyed around with chat gpt. Alright? It can give you a lot of good information, but it is not by any means perfect. And I would not punch a question into chat GPT and just accept the answer it gives me.

Yeah. There's too much garbage information on the Internet that it has to pull from. You know, it's just combing away at all of the different information out there. And, you know, if something really wacky is believed by enough people that it's on a variety of websites, you might have something like that pop up in your chat GPT results. So I don't know.

If you can get away with winning an argument with your significant other through a chat g p t response, I mean, alright. You won the argument. But also you might be spreading disinformation. Alright? Disinformation is running rampant.

I don't know if you're aware of this. I've mentioned it a couple times on this show, but just fire up Facebook. Take a look through your Facebook feed. I see completely ridiculous things every single day and people believe it. So if it came from chat gpt, I would assume people might believe it even more than the rando friends on your your Facebook friends list posting, you know, complete misinformation.

So I don't know. I don't know. I mean, AI is getting better all the time but I still would not at this point use it to, find myself a solid answer to a debatable question. I don't know. Maybe we'll have to play with it in a bit here and see if I can get it to pull up, false information.

Probably. Probably. Because it is the Internet. Alright. Back in a minute with some Halloween action, courtesy of our friends at No Limit Guitar Company.

Don't go anywhere. Alright. A little slipknot as I get ready to scoot out of here for a bit. Should have a fun noon hour of madness and mayhem ahead powered by Jalisco's. Jalisco's sound them pretty good right about now.

Tell you what, Chipotle burrito. It's where it's at. Anyway, I hope you've had a wonderful morning so far. Mine's going aight. Very slow news day again.

Until we get done with this election and then the I'm guessing couple weeks after, it's gonna be oh, it's just getting worse and worse and worse day by day. Anyway, let's see here. Let's check out some entertainment news. Hey, be grateful. We had that Judas Priest show a couple weeks ago.

They had to cancel a show tonight due to unforeseen circumstances. So just wanted to make you feel a little bit better. If you've got to see Judas Priest, other folks tonight, not going to be able to do so. What else do we have? Michael Ackerfeld of Opeth explains why a Fender Telecaster was the only guitar he used on their new album.

Interesting. He says, no one's seen me with a tele before. I wouldn't normally be caught dead with 1. I think they're ugly. Yeah.

That's kinda crazy. What did he play before? Like, PRS, I think? A little bit of everything? Why did he use just a, telecaster?

I guess he liked the the sound, I assume. Let's see. It doesn't really when you raise the gain. Okay. I have never really dinked around on a Telecaster, so I don't know.

I like guitars that are weird looking and that a lot of people consider ugly. Telecaster is such a common model. I wouldn't have thought of it as ugly. You know, it's just not exciting to me. I don't know.

Only played a few Fenders in my day, to be honest. Maybe I need to give them a whirl one of these days. Opeth's new album, by the way, got pushed back to the end of next month. That sucks. Not a very big fan of that news, but it is what it is.

And let's see here. What else do we have? The brutalist, a new movie? New a 24 historical drama? Getting incredible ratings on, Rotten Tomatoes?

I mean, it's a 24, so, generally, a 24 is really good. Now their style of movie is not for everybody. Like, Peach is, you know, talking to him about, like, Hereditary, Midsommar. He he doesn't like those movies. To me, they're masterpieces.

But, you know, it's pretty rare I watch an a 24 movie, and I'm like, oh, that sucked. Can't think of 1, to be honest. You know, there there's some that are not as good as others, but they all have an interesting feel. So guess I'll have to check out the brutalist whenever it drops. Still need to watch that, civil war, which came out a few months ago.

Maybe I'll put that on the agenda for the old weekend. We'll see. Oh, it's only Tuesday. Why am I thinking about the weekend? Because I like to dream.

That's why. Anyway, have a great rest of today. We'll be back at noon, and I appreciate you tuning in just like you do every day. You're the best. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor will show this program's a production of river.

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