The Viktor Wilt Show

This episode of The Viktor Wilt Show begins with Viktor lamenting the cursed 25% voter turnout in Bonneville County, sighing into the microphone like a man watching democracy rot in real time. He dives headfirst into the endless loop of Idaho’s mayoral runoff elections — Idaho Falls, Pocatello, everywhere — where signs are literally frozen into the ground until spring, like political fossils waiting for thaw. He praises East Idaho News for doing the Lord’s work while simultaneously realizing he has to endure another month of political ads. The despair is palpable, but the energy is pure caffeine and sarcasm.

From there, the show mutates into an extended therapy session disguised as small talk. Viktor debates whether to drink more coffee or risk vibrating through the ceiling, then riffs on Reddit threads about whether a five-day workweek is just an elaborate trap to make us all feel like ghosts of our own weekends. He invents an impromptu revolution for a four-day workweek, declares PTO a myth, and describes how even a “fun job” turns into spreadsheet purgatory after 10 a.m. His mind drifts into domestic chaos — the wall of sound in his living room, the piles of boxes, the dusty popcorn maker — and before you know it, he’s turned the act of cleaning into a spiritual battle between man and entropy.

Then, the weird news tornado hits. A father and son are killed by hornets while zip-lining in Vietnam (they’re from Idaho, naturally). Japan is under siege by bears, prompting the military to intervene because, as Viktor says, “the animals are fed up.” A man regrets his tattoo so deeply he feels “dirty” beneath his own skin, prompting Viktor’s tattooed empathy and advice to “focus on the good times.” And in the middle of all this, a nine-year-old in Maryland causes Halloween hysteria by planting needles in gummy bears, which Viktor and Peaches treat like a biblical prank that nearly brought civilization to its knees.

But nothing compares to the episode’s crown jewel: Trash Talk Wednesday.

 Joined by Jade, Viktor descends into a delirious discussion about Idaho’s dump system, ranting about the absurd names — the “transfer station,” the “hatch pit” — and questioning why people can’t just call it “the dump.” They summon ChatGPT live on air, which reveals that the “hatch pit” is technically a small burial pit for organic waste — often animal carcasses. Viktor suddenly realizes he’s been “trudging around in death,” and the studio collapses into cackling hysteria as Jade jokes about a “fenced cemetery” full of flattened bones. They imagine the garbage tractor driver out there “making soup,” “listening to bones crunch,” and generally embodying Idaho’s new Grim Reaper of sanitation. Viktor dubs the segment Trash Talk Wednesday and declares it a success, laughing manically as he pleads with listeners to take his cardboard boxes so he doesn’t have to return to “the pit of animal death.”

By the end, the show has gone fully surreal: Peaches obsesses over a Hello Kitty Café truck coming to Salt Lake City while Viktor tries to Google what it sells (spoiler: pastries, not cats). They somehow tie this into a story about Morgan Freeman being confused in a “Spirit Tunnel,” and the entire show dissolves into laughter, disbelief, and the sound of distant heavy metal riffs.

In sum: this isn’t a normal broadcast — it’s an Idaho Gothic radio epic, a 50-minute breakdown of chores, civic decay, and late-stage absurdity where garbage metaphors become philosophy, coffee becomes religion, and the hatch pit becomes a metaphor for modern existence. It’s the sound of a man screaming into the void — and then laughing with it.