The Viktor Wilt Show

Speaker 1: Well, good morning all and welcome to the Viktor Wilt Show. So rolling into the holiday weekend on Friday, got you a chance to enter to win some Pop Roach tickets. You just need to go see Peaches. Peaches is going to be broadcast live at Al's Sporting Goods from 3 to 6pm. Got the huge outdoor expo sale going on.

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Alright, 3 to 6. Al's Sporting Goods on 17th and Idaho Falls this Friday. It's a deal on K-Bear.

What up? Viktor Wilt here, looking at a horrifying video. This guy is stuck inside of a crane and the whole thing is just covered in bees. Like there's got to be, you know, thousands and thousands of bees. And he's just stuck there and came. But what do you do in this situation?

I mean, he's got a phone because he filmed it. But ugh. That's giving me the creepy crawlies.

Why am I watching that? I'm an idiot. There was another story about bees where I said firefighters saved like 25 million bees. Firefighters save bees. Where did that go? OK, they were rescued from overheating.

I guess a tractor trailer on a Utah highway like broke down. And it was really hot. So they just came down and misted the bees.

Very nice of them. Keep the bees nice and cool. Well, then they probably could have taken a trip to wherever the guy was inside of the crane. And, you know, I don't know if firehose and the bees is the best route for clearing them off of the crane. But I wish I wouldn't watch that video. I want to think about being surrounded by bees. Ugh.

Anyway, useless break. Let's do some music. So weird how, you know, sometimes I can go a good chunk of time without anybody calling in. And then all of a sudden everybody's calling at once. Makes me paranoid, like, are we having problems? Are we out there? And no, it just happens to be everybody calling at the same time.

So sorry if I didn't get to you. Um, looking at an article here about a place for sale in, is this Michigan? It's a basically unincorporated community and tourist destination at hell, Michigan. And it's for sale for six hundred twenty five thousand dollars. It's about seven acres, two commercial buildings. It's got a wedding chapel, a mini golf course. And more. I. The pictures look kind of fun.

I don't know if you happen to purchase the property. You know, you could work at the souvenir shop, you know, run your own souvenir shop. Get people to show up. They got nice ice cream parlor.

There's a vacant restaurant building. They got again a wedding chapel. So hey, you want to you want to come get married in hell? There you go. I'm I don't know. Six hundred grand for all that stuff doesn't sound too bad. But let's see.

They said the business has been profitable for many years with over three hundred twenty seven thousand dollars in gross income in twenty twenty four. All right, guys. Sorry, I'm moving. I'm out of here now, Michigan. Michigan does not sound very great to me, but I'm not a big fan of the Midwest. But hey, if you're looking for a big change and you want to live in hell, well, it's for sale.

Six hundred twenty five grand. You better get on it. All right, I had not heard that cyber trucks have something called Wade mode. Let's see exactly what this does here, because the guy who tested it out. It didn't work out very well for him when he drove his cyber truck into a lake. See a specialized off road setting designed for crossing shallow water, such as rivers or creeks by raising the suspension to its maximum height and pressurizing the battery pack. Intended for water depths up to approximately thirty two inches. I think the lake was a little bit deeper than that. So this this guy, he drives into the lake.

The vehicle like pretty much immediately stops working. And thankfully he and his passenger were able to get out of the cyber truck and that did not die. But he's he's he's facing a lot of charges, too. They got him for like everything they possibly could, like not having a boating license and entering like a closed body of water. In a in a motorized vehicle, he's in a lot of trouble. He's in jail. So not only did he almost die, I'm sure his cyber trucks messed up.

But now he's sitting in jail. I do a little bit of research before you just try out features of your vehicle. And I weighed mode.

It doesn't say boat mode. All right. Wade. All right. What else do we got here? Dang tabs open.

OK. How do I work around this one? It's pretty disgusting. This was in the UK. Guy had to go to the bathroom apparently and he's outside outside of a bar. Number two, you know, on the side of the building, literally on the side of the building.

And then he wiped with a sandwich. Yeah. Do they not have a restroom inside of there?

And what a waste of a perfectly good sandwich, right? A spokesperson for the club said he came in about eight thirty PM and acted very bizarrely. He said some strange things, not surprising. All right. Now let's see. OK, he asked if he could use the toilet. We said that he could and he did. He was in there for five minutes. I but then he came back out, asked for a free drink. Then he claimed he had a bomb in his pocket.

And then they saw that it was just like a large silver metal ball, which that's weird. So they said, hey, you know, it's closing time because the guy was just acting so weird. They wanted to get him out of there like, hey, we're closing early tonight. And that's when he went out and yeah, the big event happened. Did they arrest the guy?

I would assume you can't do that, even in the UK. Yes, he was arrested, pled guilty to out raging public decency. OK. And, you know, they should have got him for for wasting that sandwich.

All right. Got a guy in New Jersey who wanted to steal $10,000 in jewelry from Walmart. So he decided to use some camping fuel to set off a shopping cart full of fireworks as a bit of a distraction while these fireworks are going off.

He breaks into the display case and. I mean, Walmart has cameras. OK, they saw the guy. They busted him.

He caused about $10 million in damage to the store. He's going to be away for a while. Yeah. Don't do that.

All right. Don't be a dirty thief. Don't light Walmart some fire, even though sometimes when you're in Walmart, you're like, oh, I can't take it anymore. Yeah, just don't do that. OK. All right. We're rolling toward eight. Hope your day is going well.

Hope it goes by fast. Deathbed does sort of rhyme with bread. He spread. Jesus, sorry. If you missed, freaking is sorry. Jaden and I were talking about a story that was discussed on a freak news.

Speaker 2: A little extra sandwich shopping.

Speaker 1: I mean, it's probably better than using a like a leaf or something like, I mean, a sandwich, kind of it would absorb.

Speaker 2: But but I don't know if this could happen. But there's a thing in bread that is not very good for your downstairs.

Speaker 1: Oh Yeast that's right. Yeah, you could give yourself an infection, huh?

Speaker 2: I don't know That's a good

Speaker 1: question Bread cause he used it as

Speaker 2: TP I

Speaker 1: Was happy to see that story pop up though because all week it's just been politics politics

Speaker 2: politics The South Park between a benefit and a poop sandwich.

Speaker 1: Yeah Results Oh, absolutely man,

Speaker 1: so Hopefully I can continue to find stories like that one You know, I talked earlier about how the town hell is for sale If you want to sell your house, you could buy the entire town for six hundred fifty thousand dollars. Oh hell It's in Michigan though That's why it's named that

Speaker 2: Oh I'm looking up poop news

Speaker 1: poop news Sure Just you type the word poop in and then you go to Google news. You see what you get There's gotta be let's see your guitar may depend on elephant poop.

Here's why All right, that's music related Topical Okay, let's see. How how does this work? This is a long article. Oh Cuz elephants will consume the fruit of the ebony tree carry its seed for miles before pooping them

Speaker 2: out That's pretty

Speaker 1: metal And you know that gotta have that ebony for them guitars Oh geez, what else is going on in poop news?

Speaker 2: Well, there's quite a few things Back to the bread.

Speaker 1: Cause on sandwiches when you give them to geese, they turn into poop. Poop.

Speaker 2: B.C. scientists are asking people to pick up bear poop for them to study.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Just go around and scoop up the poop. The bear poop. Alright.

Speaker 2: Scientists are using DNA from poop to save the world's rarest marsupial. Alright. There's a lot in the poop news today. Dude there's tons. There's tons of poop news. And it's all fresh. Largest ever Canadian clinical trial test poop pills to improve immunotherapy. Immunotherapy. Yeah. Or was it?

Speaker 1: And to catch colorectal cancer early, they're pushing to make poop talk okay. Just like us. We are doing our part to make poop talk okay.

Speaker 2: Immunotherapy for lung cancer. Hey I help you with that every day. Thanks Jade.

Speaker 1: Toxic particles in the air.

Speaker 2: It's working on that way. Feel better. You know one fart at a time.

Speaker 1: Alright well I've just got to remember when all else fails, just go to poop news. Oh there's a bunch.

Speaker 2: Dude thanks so much. Like you could dive into each one of these. The scoop act. It tastes not from formidable fal-foe New York City dog poop.

Speaker 1: Hey it's good they're trying to clean up the poop. Eliminate the dog poop from New York City streets. I like how the gothomist headline reads cut the crap. Bill's aim to eliminate dog poop.

Speaker 2: The Tories vagrant known as the pee pee poo poo man arrested on horrifying new charges. Is that the one you read earlier?

Speaker 1: I don't think they didn't call him the pee pee poo poo man. Poop poo poo. I'm surprised that that story is not showing up in the Google news.

Speaker 2: It was two days ago. Horrifying new charges.

Speaker 1: Dude there's so much poop news. Wow. Okay I'm going to save some of it. Yeah. We're just going to discuss people all day. You want to know what's so great about worm poop? Find out on the Victor Wheelchamp. If you're a long time listener you know I like a good treasure hunt.

You know the weather's getting nice. I'd have to take a look at that treasure hunt going on in the Pacific Northwest. I think it was supposed to be worth like what a million bucks? Rare coins and all kinds of stuff. Well in San Francisco somebody else is doing a treasure hunt for ten thousand dollars. And they're causing some problems in the city.

A lot of people very upset. They buried the treasure and you know gave out some clues. Said it's you know within seven miles of San Francisco City Hall weighs more than 150 pounds and is buried one foot deep. So you know they got all these clues in this and that but it's not like a clear path to the treasure. So people are going all over the place and just digging holes.

And the people running the treasure hunter like you know come on fill in your holes leave the environment better than you found it. People aren't doing that. They're not doing that at all.

They got all these pictures of just city parks all tore up and yeah people are getting very mad with these treasure hunters. So the article when was this posted two days ago. So no updates as to whether or not it's been found.

They did this last year. Somebody found it in like 11 hours. So I think that's why they buried it.

But yeah I would imagine if somebody doesn't find it soon. The city is going to do something to these guys. Make them put a stop to it. I mean it's a treasure hunt. It's fun but if you're going to set something like that up you don't want people out destroying the environment. Alright.

Environment's got enough problems as it is. But good luck to the treasure hunters in San Fran. And I'll try to dig up the info on that other treasure hunt because a lot of people believe it could be hidden in Idaho. Ah.

A hefty treasure worth lots of money. I just don't remember the name of the guy doing it or the website with all the info. So yeah I got to dig. Okay. I'll be back. Alright. If you're out in the street dancing holding a turtle you're going to get the attention of the authorities.

Alright. This is in Harrison County, Indiana. Just dancing in the road holding a rare box turtle. I guess these are illegal to possess.

The eastern box turtle. So you know he shouldn't have had that but he also probably shouldn't have had the the meth that was in his pocket as well. And drug paraphernalia. So I don't know if they charged him for anything for the actual turtle. But you know if you're carrying around a bunch of stuff you shouldn't be. Illegal turtles and illegal substances.

Maybe dancing in the streets a bad idea. Turtle unharmed and conservation officers released the animal near the area it was removed and returned it to its natural habitat. So I guess it's illegal to pick them up because they are a federally endangered species. Pretty rare.

And also helping out the local police force. Pretty good little fellas. Alright.

It's a little after nine. I hope everything's going well for you today. And I'm going to keep seeing what's going on in the news.

Aside from 10 million political election result posts that are clogging up my entire social media feed. Alright it's getting weird in the news. I don't know if you heard me a few days ago talk about the four different alien species. That a CIA scientist says were recovered from crashed UFOs. Now you find these stories floating around generally on weird websites. Apparently they talked about this on Fox News.

Like Prime Time. Talking about the grey aliens and reptilians and the Nordic types. And then what was the other one?

The Mantis. Numerous articles. It's spreading like wildfire.

Now I started a band with my homies. Jeez. Probably close to 20 years ago.

Holy crap. Called the reptilians based on some silly conspiracy theories I found online. I don't think I ever thought you'd see reptilians being talked about on Fox News. So I don't know what's going to come our way in the next few months. The NSA released a bunch of new UFO files today. Haven't seen anything too crazy come out of those yet. But it was like hundreds of pages so I'm sure the UFO researchers doing a lot of digging right now.

Hopefully we find out something fun. These were like ultra top level classified documents. So they're probably redacted to crap. Blackout all the good stuff. But yeah. Interesting times were living in here when you've got Fox News talking about the insectoid aliens.

The Mantis types. Well it's fun. Alright couples.

Got something that might be of interest to you. Our friends from Classy 97 are going to be holding their annual second chance prom on June 6th at the waterfront at Snake River Landing from 8 to 11pm. That's their birthday present to me. The second chance prom. And this year's theme is the Royal Regency Ball inspired by Bridgerton. So you've got to dress old fashioned peaches.

Speaker 3: I'll wear the William Shakespeare S-Cow outfit. Sure.

Speaker 1: Okay. I mean you don't have to. You can just show up and wear whatever you want.

Speaker 3: Are we going to slow dance on your birthday?

Speaker 1: Slow dance? I'm my birthday. Yeah. Anyway if you want to go. It's going down June 6th again. And tickets are 10 bucks per person online at klce.com. Guys come on.

Speaker 3: Watch Victor twerk.

Speaker 1: Oh you gotta see me twerking. That's for sure.

Speaker 3: Didn't mean to interrupt you. It's my bad.

Speaker 1: That's okay. That's okay. They also got free tickets. Well they last at Closet Revival, Mahana Fresh and Black Tie Car Wash. Limit 4 free tickets per person. So yeah if you want to save 10 bucks let's go get some freebies.

Speaker 3: Do they wash your car in a black tie? I don't know. I've never been there. Oh. I was much like you know missionaries with white shirts and black ties just washing your car.

Speaker 1: Could be. It sounds like a miserable outfit on a hot day. Yeah.

Speaker 3: But if you like if you're a single girl wanting to try to find her next you know her future husband whatever. There you go.

Speaker 1: The prom or the car wash? Both. Both. Yeah you can show up and you might find that special someone at the second chance prom. Did you go to prom? Peach is like back in high school.

Speaker 3: Yeah you want to see how skinny I was?

Speaker 1: If you want. I don't know how you could bring a picture of that up so fast. I went to prom.

Speaker 3: It's because I'm not that old you know. High school for me was not that long ago. My camera roll goes all the way back to 2014.

Speaker 1: Yeah we didn't have phones when I was in school. Oh jeez yeah you are pretty skinny there. Yeah I thought prom sucked so I've been to the classy second chance prom before. It was better than the prom I went to in high school for sure.

Speaker 3: I was shaking when I was still in the video right here of me asking my date the prom. Oh my gosh. I was shaking beyond belief.

Speaker 1: I was like flustered.

Speaker 3: Looking me now doing stage announcements not even caring talking to famous people.

Speaker 1: That's right. Take that Emily. A little bit less shy nowadays.

Speaker 3: Just stuttering like an idiot.

Speaker 1: So yeah maybe you're with somebody who you wish you could have gone to prom with instead of your lousy date you had back then bring them to the second chance prom. And again it's on June 6th which is my birthday so that's important too.

Speaker 3: It definitely is. How old are you going to be?

Speaker 1: I'll be so old. How old am I? 43. Yeah I'll be 44.

Speaker 3: Yeah nice 82 to 26. How did I know that before you?

Speaker 1: I don't know because I just try to not think about how old I am. I'll be 30 this year buddy. One step closer to death.

Speaker 3: You know I'll be the big 30.

Speaker 1: I'll say goodbye to my 20s. Well about time Peaches. About time you grow up kid.

Speaker 3: Yeah that's why I'm selling all my child stuff in my apartment right now.

Speaker 1: Yes keep an eye out for Peaches online garage sale Facebook marketplace. Every item he owns he's bringing me stuff here. I gotta get this stuff out of my house.

Speaker 3: Pretty soon I'll be bringing you like my here's my shampoo and like I don't have shampoo. Here's my loofa. Yeah I don't need any of this stuff. Here's the soap bar.

Speaker 1: Mafra doomed. A lot of speculation going on about her for quite a while as to whether or not she was AI. And Peaches and I did some looking around found old Instagram videos or TikToks and things and it made it pretty clear that you know she's a real person. But I was even talking with a record rep who noticed we were playing that song and they're like are you playing AI music? I'm like I'm pretty sure she's not AI. Well over the weekend she came out and did that song with Bring Me the Horizon live in front of like 100,000 people or something like that.

So yeah she is real. Hopefully she'll work on some original music. I'd be interested to hear what type of stuff she puts out. She covers really cool good songs. So yeah hopefully she'll get a band together and take advantage of her current viral fame.

Get out and do some tour and things like that. So yeah she's real. Alright and it's really time for me to get on out of here.

So I'm gonna do that. Peaches and I'll be back at noon for the noon hour of madness and mayhem. Hope the rest of your morning goes good and as always I appreciate you tuning in. Thanks for listening to the show.

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