The Viktor Wilt Show

Welcome to the Victor Will Show. I could not be more excited to be at work today. How about you? You happy to be awake right now? Of course.

Who wouldn't be happy to be awake right now? Yeah. You know, this guy. How was your weekend? I gotta give my weekend, two thumbs down.

That's right. That that weekend sucked for just a multitude of reasons. It was just brutal. And I was just talking with Josh and Chantelle. Must have been in the air.

Weekend did not go well for them either. I've I really hope this coming weekend is much better because, I'm supposed to be hitting the road. I better be hitting the road, making my way toward Washington, and I I just need to feel good for it. Yeah. I thought for sure Saturday.

I thought for sure I had COVID. I was like, you've gotta be kidding me. No. No. Just woke up Saturday, middle of the night, freezing, feeling like I'm just, you know, getting stabbed.

The the body aches were, like, horrible. But, today seems to be much better. No no major body aches this morning. I still don't feel, like, wonderful, but I was like, I I cannot afford time wise to take off any work I need to feel good. So I I don't feel good.

I feel, you know, okay. And okay is good niff. Good niff for me. But, anyway, it's Monday. We're gonna get through it.

We'll hopefully have some good crap to talk about. Haven't really looked at social media because Saturday, I literally slept, like, all day. And that, you know, it was one of the reasons I was like, yeah. You you've got COVID again because every time I get it, I just sleep for, like, you know, two days straight, But, you know, negative test, and, I wouldn't be feeling this much better already. So Monday.

Ew. Ew. Sorry. Sorry. I should have a positive attitude about it.

Yeah. Alright. I'm working on it. Okay. Let's see here.

What's a non serious opinion that you'll defend like it's life or death? Alright. Let's judge the opinions of others to find enough way to start the show today. Alright. Top answer.

Nachos are supposed to be built wide, not tall. I think I'd have to agree with that. Right? Nobody want those chips at the bottom of the pile of nachos with nothing on them. There should be liquid cheese on every single chip.

And, yes, I I know you can make nachos without liquid cheese. You could use regular cheese, but come on now. Just use the liquid cheese. Everybody loves liquid cheese. If you don't love liquid cheese, what's wrong with you?

You're crazy. Crazy. Alright. What else do we have here? Make burgers wider, not higher.

Alright. A lot of food related opinions apparently this morning, and I think I'd have to agree with that one as well. You know, at a certain point, a burger gets to be so tall that it's not fun to eat. You know, you wanna be able to have a bite and have all of the flavors in the bite. Yeah?

So I think I'd have to agree with that one as well. Alright. Cereal is a 100 times better at night than in the morning. That's a that's a good question. There are some mornings where, you know, cereal just hits the spot, but sometimes it's the perfect snack too.

So I don't know if I'd agree that it's a 100 times better at night. Alright. I'll let them stand by their opinion, but, no. I think I think that varies. Alright.

Let's see. Oh, this is funny. This is a pretty funny comment. It's pronounced and then they just spell it out g I f. I've argued with Josh at classy about this.

He insists that it's GIF, and I'm pretty sure it's GIF. I and there's no consensus on this on the Internet either. It's not like you can find, you know, nice solid information to back your opinion on this. Alright. I think it's pronounced both ways.

As for the official pronunciation, obviously, my opinion is right. But the fact that they typed that out, it's pronounced g I f. It's just a funny comment. Alright. Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are not interchangeable, comparable, or even in the same condiment category.

I mean, I agree that they are not, interchangeable but they, I would say, are comparable. They're a similar item. Alright. I would definitely prefer regular old mayonnaise but to say they're not comparable that is a strong opinion here. All right.

Let's see here. Jack and Rose would have broken up in three weeks if they both survived. The relationship was based off infatuation and the honeymoon phase would have worn off quickly. Talking about the movie Titanic here. Been a long time since I've seen it but Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know. I think you've, if you get to know somebody in what, like a day, you know, and then Yeah. It it takes a while. You gotta get to know somebody for quite a while because they just dove right in.

You know? They just dove right in. Maybe. But who knows? They might have just, you know, stayed together forever.

We don't know because Jack's dead. Alright. Sorry. Titanic spoiler. Didn't mean to ruin that movie for you.

Let's see here. Quesadillas are too easy to make at home to be worth paying for at a restaurant with exactly one exception. I wonder which restaurant they're talking about. But, yeah, quesadillas, you do pay a lot for them at restaurants. Pretty rare that I actually order one unless they really, like, load them up with a bunch of other stuff.

You know? Like, I I ain't never gonna buy a quesadilla at Taco Bell. Like, that's all it is is a tortilla with cheese in it and they charge for it like it's a full fledged burrito. It's like, don't you guys sell cheese roll ups for a dollar? This is the same diff.

Get out of here with that. Quesadilla sounds, kinda good. You know? Alright. Let's see here.

Breakfast for dinner is underrated. I don't think that's a a very, crazy opinion. Sometimes that's a perfect thing oh here's a pretty bold opinion that we'll wrap this up with there are no wrong pizza toppings as long as the person eating the pizza is happy with their choices I mean I would agree with that. If you wanna have yourself a, pineapple and mushroom pizza, you go for it. Sounds terrible.

I mean, I like pineapple on pizza. I'm all for it. It. Some nasty mushrooms. No way.

Mushrooms are just, you know, just gross. I don't know. Can't get into them. The the texture is terrible. Alright.

I'm gonna keep digging for crap to share with you on this program. I'll be back in a minute. I I hope your Monday's going good. Man, people ask strange questions online. Like, this one post I came across on Reddit a few minutes ago is, you know, my boyfriend wants to, you know, get it on, but I am extremely worried about getting pregnant.

Then they go into all their thoughts about this. Like, be a parent. Alright. I this person is an adult, and you wonder, like, did their parents just never talk to them? You know?

Or do they not know about Google? K. There are a lot of different ways to avoid pregnancy. K. And I thought you learned them in school.

Do they not teach that in school anymore? Actually, knowing how they have, you know, banned books and things like that, they probably don't teach that in school anymore. You know? Common information that people need to have. I mean, I would assume that our listeners know the various options that are out there if you're worried that you're gonna get pregnant.

K? I'm not gonna go over them. You can use Google as well. But the fact that somebody asked this question online, who is an adult, I'm just like, what planet are you living on? And what the fact that people are responding, giving that advice.

I don't know. There are so many questions that could be answered by Google, but that one, I think, is bad parenting if you're an adult asking that question. And then I stumbled across this other post where someone says this is the title of the post, husband cussed at our four year old. And I was like, oh, boy. What did what did he say?

Must have been bad if somebody went to the Internet to ask for advice about this. So it says let's see. This morning, my husband woke up on the wrong side of the bed absolutely irritated. I was up every thirty minutes or so with our 16 old, so I was hoping to sleep in. Our four year old wakes up full of energy, getting his little brother all riled up and ready to play totally normal for him, so my husband gets up with the kids.

But the four year old wants to hop in the bed with me and snuggle. My husband's response was, well, I'm gonna edit this, k. Heck no. If you're gonna wake my butt up, you're getting up too. And he he said he didn't say the f word or anything like that.

He said hell no. And yeah if you're gonna wake my butt up he used you know the word Jade doesn't like me to use on air that starts with a. Oh, no. Did did you hear this guy going completely off the rails? Yeah.

This woman was very upset about this. Some people really don't like profanity. I mean, it doesn't sound to me like he was like yelling at the kid or anything. I don't know. Maybe I missed something here but that doesn't seem like that big a deal to me.

I don't know. I don't know if you're gonna wake me up you're getting up too I mean maybe he like screamed it it doesn't say that though just says that he just said it you know because I can understand first thing in the morning he just flies off the handle Okay. Maybe go ask the internet for advice but but on this one, yeah. I don't know. It could be a lot worse, lady.

All right I'm hoping that today goes well for you and myself I couldn't remember if I took my antibiotics before bed so I went ahead and took one right now on an empty stomach and I might severely regret that but it has to be done because I know I'm not, I'm not fully fixed up here. Oh, I gotta get a root canal on Wednesday. It's gonna suck. Root canal for breakfast. Yeah.

Sounds fantastic, don't it? You know? Right at the crack at 8AM. Go get a root canal. It's okay.

It could be worse. Could be worse. Someone could have said the a word to me this morning. Little nine inch nails. That band's gonna be in Salt Lake next week, which, is a bummer because I'm not gonna be able to make the show.

Very disappointed about that, but that's okay. It's okay. Long as I'm feeling good for next week, I don't care what I miss. I was very, very nervous this weekend that I was coming down with serious sickness, and I cannot believe that by some miracle it just ended up being a pretty brutal bug that hit me out of nowhere. Oh it was frightening.

Because generally anytime I get feeling like like that Like, oh, you're gonna be sick for like a week. You know what it is. You know what you got. Oh. Anyway.

Not at a 100% today by any means but I'm at work. You know, Saturday. I was like, there's no way I'm gonna be working Monday. Not at this rate. I'm a disaster.

Anyway, I hope you had a good weekend. My weekend sucked. I mean, it didn't, like, completely suck but it had a lot of suck to it. Alright? A lot.

So hopefully this week, a much better week. No surprises. Enough already. Alright. What was I gonna talk about?

I had a specific topic in mind. I don't know. I was looking at this post where people were like, what you know, what are people doing nowadays if malls, nightlife, movie theaters, and tourism are all dying? And everyone's like sitting in front of a screen all day, hanging out at home. Well, just chilling on the couch.

Things have gotten to be really expensive. Makes it a lot more difficult to get out and do anything. So I did do a little bit of TV watching this weekend when I wasn't just sleeping all day down with the sickness. Watched the movie mother yesterday. I'd seen it before, but I wanted to show it to, my my girlfriend.

So we watched mother. That movie is so crazy. It's from, director Darren Aronofsky. You know, he directed Requiem for a Dream and Pie and a bunch of other movies. The Whale.

The movie Mother is so insane. I don't know how to describe it, and I wouldn't want to because I wouldn't wanna ruin it with any kind of spoilers. It's best to go in having no idea what you're getting into. So that was really good. Aside from that tonight, I don't know if I managed to make it through any other full movies this weekend.

Too busy sleeping. Watched a little bit of the, train wreck storm area 51 documentary on Netflix. Watched, like, the first half of that. That that was kind of fun. But I did so much sleeping.

I was watching it in, like, twenty minute increments. And And I would still go back to sleep for sure even though all I did was sleep. Sickness sucks, but it could have been worse. Not complaining. Made it to work.

Far as I know, the antibiotics are doing their thing. I don't know. My stupid lymph nodes still hurt, but I think that was because they actually had to start fighting off other crap this weekend as well. Anyway, I'm just complaining and whining. Sorry.

I'll stop. But, yeah, highly recommend the movie Mother. What was it on? I don't remember which service watched it on, but it's it's probably not for everybody, but I liked it. I liked it.

I think it's fun. Alright. What do we got going on around here this week? Can't remember if we're doing any giveaways or what. Let me, let me pull up my notes here.

For some reason, I thought I had logged into my stuff, but apparently I hadn't. Let's see here. Because I believe we wrapped up our three eleven ticket giveaways on Friday. Thank you to Peaches for handling that since, I was just being wrecked by antibiotics and tooth pain Friday. Who's that?

Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Screw that. Okay. Anyway, no. It doesn't look like we've got any fun giveaways going on this week.

I mean, one thing going on is you could go check out some free live music tomorrow. River concert series with the Idaho Falls Arts Council happens every Tuesday night on that Green Belt Stage in Idaho Falls between D And E Streets. Our homies, the ops comatrice gonna be playing. So if you didn't get enough, punk ish action at the dropkick Murphy show on Friday, go check out the ops comatrice for free tomorrow night. You know, bring the family out.

Should be a good time. And those are just going through the end of the month. So if you haven't yet gone out to the river concert series, better get on it. And you know what? I seem to recall seeing that we've got some better temperatures coming our way this week.

Let's look at that, ten day forecast here. Oh, look at that. They're saying here on Friday, 73 for the high. It's gonna start getting cold at night. I mean, like, down into the forties.

Alright. Maybe I can finally turn off the AC. Yeah. Which apparently all weekend, I didn't eat anyway because I was freezing. Just freezing all weekend, which is not my style.

I mean, looking like moving forward, we should be sitting in the mid eighties each day. I'll take it after, you know, all that 95 degree crap we've been putting up with. What's gonna be like where I'm heading? I know you don't care, but I care. I wanna know what kind of, weather I need to plan for here.

Gotta start packing. Alright. Really? Alright. Looks like, gonna be kinda I mean, not as, cool as here or well, not as hot as here, but hotter than I expected.

They're talking, high seventies. Interesting. I thought we were gonna be getting some of that 60 degree action. Oh, well. Hey, dudes.

If you're going to, boohoo to your lady about everything, you've gotta expect the same in return, k. You gotta return the favor. I was reading about a new term, man keeping, the latest trend that's making women quit dating because I guess you know, guys are starting to open up a little bit more emotionally and then they just, you know, dump all their problems on their lady. Everything's so bad. Now listen.

You know who's guilty of doing that? I know a guy, but I will always be there to listen as well. Alright? You know, some days are just rough. But, yeah, apparently, this is a major problem where you got these dudes that are turning their, you know, significant others into therapists, but then they they don't offer the same thing in return.

And the ladies eventually get fed up. They're like, I've had it. I just can't take it anymore. Yeah. You gotta be a team.

Gotta be a team on this. Alright? Being on call for people's emotions, it it will wear you down. You know? Again, why you gotta work as a team to help each other out here.

So let's see here. According to a poll, only thirty eight percent of single women are looking for love compared to sixty one percent of men, and that's because women are tired of being therapists with benefits. I'll try to stop being so whiny. Oh, I'm sick. Oh, these things are stressing me.

You listeners are sadly a big part of my, you know, therapy group. I complain to you more than anybody. How much whining have I done this morning? Oh, I've gotta take an antibiotic. It might make me not feel very nice.

Oh, I was sick all weekend. It was so rough. Well, it's true. I mean, I generally try to give you the weekend recap. And this weekend, it was, oh, jeez.

I have COVID. Oh, no. So I'm asleep all day. Oh, such a baby. No.

I actually felt really terrible all weekend. It was bad. But, doing doing better today. Doing better today. Not a 100%, but I made it to work, so I'm happy.

Coming up in a few, we got freak news. It's a great story about the Blackfoot River, and this one went national. Pretty funny. So we got some local stories. Well, at least one local story for freak news.

More reasons to just shave your head. We got a lot of good stuff coming up for Freak News. So stick around, listen to the show unless you don't like my yapping. And if so, then I gotta ask, well, why are you listening to me right now? Come on.

Anyway, I'll be back with good tunes and freak news. Don't go anywhere. A rat the size of a dog. Yeah. Just what you wanna encounter walking down the street.

Glad this was in The UK. Alright? Not much for critters. 22 inch sewer rat just hanging out in somebody's house. They said it was, potentially record breaking, and then they have a gross picture of it in a bag.

I assume an exterminator, came by to help because what? You want you want to take on a a rat the size of a small dog? I wouldn't. Yeah. They're unhinged.

We got squirrels turning carnivorous in California. Yeah. Animals are getting weird. I'm just gonna avoid all wild animals. Yeah.

I want rabies shots. Anyway, yeah, it's on the other side of the planet. We're fine. What else do we have here? Fort Dingleberry has been closed down.

Alright. This was not like some kind of official fort like, you know, some military installation. Looks like some teenagers did it as a summer project. They just made a fort, and they named it the fantastic name Fort Dingleberry, but the town had to go tear it down. This was not an authorized build, so they tore down these kids' forts.

And now the community's fighting back. They're like, come on. Bring back Fort Dingleberry. It's just a hangout spot. Now depending on what these kids are up to at their hangout spot, you know, maybe there is a reason to shut down Fort Dingleberry.

But I think with a name like that, it should be a, you know, a national landmark or at least a community landmark. Yeah. Unfortunately, you can't just build whatever you want. Always somebody out there trying to ruin your good time. Kids just can't have fun no more.

No. Finally, I talk regularly about how dudes, if you're losing your hair, just shave your head. Here's a reason you shouldn't do something like get a hair transplant. What if it kills you? Alright.

I talked about how terrible it would have been if I had died tripping over my dishwasher and was then eaten by my cats. You know, just just be embarrassing. You know? I'd make the national news freak accident, and then cat guy gets eaten by cats. Well, at least I wouldn't have died trying to get a hair transplant.

That's what happened to this guy, Martin Lochman. Yeah. He was just in the preparatory phase of his hair transplant in Turkey and, he dead. He dead. I don't know.

The article says they're doing an investigation to say why. Looks like he, worked out, you know, ate well. Looks like he's in good shape. How old was this guy? Younger than me.

38 years old. Just worried about getting bald. Shave your head, people. Now you don't tend to hear people often dying from getting a hair transplant, but if it happens once, that's enough for me. That, you know, that'd be my luck.

So continue to shave my head. It is plenty more stupid news coming up on this program. It's a little after 08:00. If you need to get a hold of me, I have a telephone that you can call (208) 535-1015. So feel free.

Always glad to hear from you. Hope Monday's going good. Hope Monday goes by fast. Alright. Back with more in just a few.

Well, just the guy I was looking to talk to. What's up, Peaches? I was wondering why Thornhill dropped off the other tour, and now they're they've been announced as the opener for Sleep Token. Oh. So they're like, hey.

Let's dump this other crap, and let's go to this tour that's completely sold out. Yeah. Let's go play arenas. Yeah. Alright.

Well, that's cool. Thornhill and Sleep Token. So that too will be opening for them in, Salt Lake and such? Yeah. They just posted it, like, five minutes ago.

Cool. What? That's great. That's fantastic lineup. How was your weekend?

Went by way too fast. So did mine because I slept most of it. Thought I had the rona this weekend. I woke up Saturday morning freezing, just freezing and body aches. Felt like I'm just being stabbed, pounding head, sore throat.

I'm like, what's going on? And, ended up sleeping, like, all day Saturday. Yesterday was still not feeling good. Today, I'm not a 100%, but When are you a 100%? Pretty much always.

You know me. I'm always firing on all cylinders. Every time I walk in here, oh, my left toe hurts. I know. It happens like a half day peaches.

Happens when you get old. Yeah. Last week sucked, dude. Getting, you know, abscess tooth, and then the you know, so that's hurting me. Antibiotics are making me sick.

And then I wake up Saturday just completely, like, just wrecked. And, you know, I went to bed at a decent time, left the show early. Thank you for the, ride to my car so I didn't have to Uber over to where I had it parked. But, yeah, got home, felt fine, woke up, nightmare. It was an awful weekend.

So it looks like did you take a trip out to the Blackfoot River over the weekend? Nope. No? Went to Rexburg. Do you swear he didn't stop by the Blackfoot River and try to dispose of some items?

No. Did you see the story? No. I didn't. Oh, I know.

Yeah. That's the story. Okay. It just dawned on me now. Yes.

Deputies find life size sex doll in the Blackfoot River after three hour search for body. There have been a number of these stories recently, like the the one with the mannequin in the back of the El Camino that the, cops pulled over in Northern Idaho, but it was just a mannequin. There's a house right by me that has four mannequins on the front porch, and I get freaked out every time I go drive by it. Hey. You know what?

It's your house. Decorate however you want. And they're wearing outfits. Like, what is that person is that person a fashion designer? Are they just a freak?

They just like to get out and change their mannequin clothes, I guess. I don't know. But, yeah, found that to be pretty funny. You know? Come on, guys.

Don't waste the time of the authorities. Do you think somebody did it as a prank or they were just trying to get rid of it because they didn't want to do another We're talking about Blackfoot. Good. Well, it says Soda Springs area. Oh, Soda Springs.

Okay. I'm assuming it's probably just one guy who's like, you know what? Maybe okay. Here's my here's my theory. Maybe he it was like his girlfriend.

He's like, let's say I'm dumping you. And just literally dumped her. Dumped her in the river. Literally dumped her in the river and just drove away. Could be.

Could be there. Could be some guy who's like, this is gonna be funny. I'll make national news or I know. Not national news. Make, like, local news and then just dump a body there.

They said it'd been in the water for quite a while by they by the time they found it. So I'm sure somebody was just out enjoying the great outdoors and, like, oh, great. Dead body. Is that your reaction? Oh, great.

Dead body. Not a kid. Why does this always happen to me every time I go out to the river? I thought I did buy a poke at the stick. It'd be fun.

I don't think you're supposed to do that, Pete. Just I think you're supposed to leave it undisturbed and then call lieutenant Crane. Lieutenant Crane. I know you're the go to guy for this kind of thing. What's that Stephen King book where they discover a dead body?

Or they just Oh, stand by by stand by me. That's what But the book's called The Body. The Body. Okay. Wow.

What a great title. Yes. It's very to the point. No wonder Stephen King has his own radio station. He can't name things properly.

Hey. Nice and simple. Stand by Me doesn't seem to, make sense as a title for it anyway. So it's a great movie. I need to see it still.

I've seen good movies. Seen it, No. I've seen the Family Guy parody of it. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, that's a, eighties classic. Eighties classic film. So highly recommended. It's one of the few good Stephen King adaptations. You know, usually, if they're, like, a 100 pages or less, they can make them into a movie.

After that, just don't even try. I would say there's a lot of greatest Stephen Keen adaptations. You just for some reason, the book's better. Well, yeah. The body's a good apt adaptation.

Shawshank Redemption's a good adaptation. It's about it. I definitely liked it. I I thought it was great. But you haven't read the book.

It's a terrible adaptation of the book. I just think it's great. Yeah. It's a good it's kind of like scenes in that book. Okay.

Yeah. But everybody thinks about one scene. It's all the other scenes they leave out that, like, you know, are so crazy. And The Shining is one of the best movies of all time. But terrible adaptation.

It's a great movie. It's one of the best horror movies of all time, though. But it's a terrible adaptation. It takes away all of the meaning of the book completely because it's a book about alcoholism, you know, and, yeah, it's just a terrible adaptation, but a fantastic adaptation. You know?

So it it's always best to, watch Stephen King movies and not read the book because then you'll enjoy the movie. But if you watch it after reading the book, either version, like the older version that was on TV, that's a better adaptation than the new one, but the new one's a funner movie. You know? It's just it's just a fun movie. So no.

I mean, and it tends to be that way with any books. Like, have you read Forrest Gump the book? No. K. The movie has basically nothing to do with the book at all.

The book is completely unhinged. You would love it. At one point Forrest Gump's a professional wrestler. I think, you know, they call him the dummy or something. But do you think Hollywood had the time and the ability to really follow a giant book like that?

It's not that big of a book. But it's so The kinda, like, you know, make the story flow. Well, yeah. Most people think it's one of the most insane books ever. You know?

Why they even made a movie out of it, I don't know. Because, like, again and there's, like, almost nothing from the book that's that's in the movie. It's completely different. It's unhinged and crazy. It's really funny.

I thought it was a fun book, but yeah. I mean, like, zero correlation between the two. I always get disappointed anytime I see a a movie based on a book. Like, the person couldn't just come up with their own story. They had to, like, go to somebody else's work and then dramaticize it or make it funny.

Well, and, I mean, there are a lot of, you know, famous movies that come from books. Like Jurassic Park. Yeah. The the Godfather. You know?

It was a book. You know, some of the biggest movies of all time were book adaptations. What gets me is nowadays, they just remake everything Exactly. Instead of like, you've seen my book collection. There are so many great horror novels that would make awesome horror movies.

Like, they they would rule. And I shouldn't complain about horror because there are some good horror movies coming out right now. Definitely. We have a great time for it. Yeah.

It's like the best time for horror ever. But I just think about all these other, you know, different books that they've never made into movies. I'm like, why why not do one of those? Something fresh, new. You know?

Or just come up with your own idea and make it into a movie. Or or that. Yeah. Write a movie. You know?

Anyway, just wanted to check and see if you'd been out on the river recently, Peaches. Back to the beginning here. No. Wasn't you? No.

I'm good. Okay, Jade. I don't think oh, yes. Yeah. Busted, Jade.

We know where you've been. Sup? How's it going? Alright. Guess we could talk a little bit about this.

Sure. Google AI. You've seen these AI overviews pop up when you do a Google search? Apparently, online news publishers are facing an extinction level event because of Google AI overviews. This is just yet another problem making people dumber.

K? I don't know how many times I have seen the Google AI overview be completely incorrect. You know, countless searches where I'm like, what? I know that isn't true. So then, you know, you scroll down.

You find the source that actually has it correct, but most people are lazy. Most people just read headlines. So I'm sure most people just read the AI overview and are like, yeah. Sure. Looks good.

I'll take it. Sadly, news organizations probably are going to face an extinction level event because of this because, again, people are lazy. Yeah. People believe memes that pop up on Facebook. They'll believe anything.

Some of the dumbest things that I could possibly imagine have been making the rounds on social media as of late and, you know, tens of thousands of people just buy in immediately. Like we talked about the story about Jelly Roll, you know, opening a sanctuary for dogs and, you know, it just wasn't true. And it had like a 100,000 reactions. There have been a whole bunch of stories like that. And then Google AI, because these things are getting shared so much, then Google AI will say these things are true.

I think the jelly roll thing was a Google AI overview. And then you go down to the actual news, and it's like, no. This didn't happen. We're doomed, people. We're doomed.

I'm not even worried about AI taking over and controlling humanity. It's just it's dumbing people down even more. We're gonna be our own downfall just because people are dumb. I'm here doing it live. We're making our way through Monday.

Successful so far. And, hopefully, it keeps going at a decent pace and goes well. Hope you're feeling alright. Hope it's a wonderful day for all. An amazing Monday.

Talked to a lot of people who had a rough weekend. Something must have just been in the air. You know? I guarantee it was rough for me. My weekend sucked, but I'm optimistic about the week.

Just got to, get lots of rest and, try to accomplish the things I need to accomplish. So far not accomplishing the things I need to accomplish at work, but I'll keep working on it. We'll see. Okay. What do we got here?

Report shows fecal indicator bacteria found at ninety two percent of Ohio beaches tested in 2024. I don't know, how we're doing around here, but just wanna warn you. Shower off. Don't go into open water with the hell open wounds. Ugh.

Seem like our water is getting, pretty bad. These stories seem to have grown over the years. I don't remember so many of flesh eating bacteria stories back in the day. I don't know. Maybe I wasn't paying attention to it.

Who knows? Who knows? But, yeah, if you're going to Ohio. I I don't know. When it comes to, swimming, when I think of the phrase fecal indicator bacteria or whatever that said I don't know.

I I closed the tab. Doesn't scream to me dive right in, but that's just me. You know? UBU. Alright.

I I ain't gonna judge if you wanna swim in dookie water. It's gross, but, again, UBU. I don't the beach at o anywhere in Ohio just doesn't sound great. Anyway, I'm gonna find something better to talk about. K?

You gotta give me a minute. I think I need more coffee. Might as well. I'm gonna go get some. I'll be back.

Well, Nickelback causing a manhunt now. Maybe not a manhunt. I guess it's more of a search and rescue. Apparently, some guy up in Canada, he's out camping away, and he starts hearing someone yelling. You know, just faint yelling.

Like, oh, is somebody hurt? What's going on? I can't understand what he's saying, but I'm hearing a voice clearly yelling. So, you know, he and his buddy, they call 911. They're like, we can hear someone just yelling out in the woods.

We we think they might need help. So they activated their, drone team, brought out a couple officers, and then alright. They're like, alright. We can hear the guy. We can hear the guy.

So they broke up into a couple teams, and they were about to commence a full search of the woods. But then they found this guy. He's just camping alone, just singing Nickelback soons, just belting them out, not in any trouble. You know, though, this could certainly be bothersome to some of the other counts or, campers out there, but he was fine. He was loving it.

They did say he might need some singing lessons. They didn't say he was singing Nickelback good, but just be aware if you're gonna bust out, you know, this is how you remind me and you're out in the middle of the woods. Somebody might think you're dying. So I don't know. Gotta find something a little bit more uplifting to sing.

You know, you see those videos making the rounds of people singing Creed in the middle of the Grand Canyon and stuff like that. No. You gotta go with, I don't know, Electric Call Boy or something. Something fun. Or just really scare people and start busting out your best Lorna Shore.

Just straight up, you know, blackened deathcore vocals. That's what I usually like to do in the woods. Just let out a metal scream. People have no idea what's going on. I heard Bigfoot.

I swear I did. Youngblood just crushing it at the final Aussie show was changes classic black sabote track. What up? It's Victor Wilt, and good morning to you. Welcome to the program today.

Happy Monday. Hope it's going good. Thankfully, my Monday going by fairly quickly. I do have about 10,000,000,000 things I need to get done, but, you know, I'm here. I'm surviving.

I got no complaints right at this second. Alright. Let's see. If you were at the airport, you were gonna take an international flight, and they discovered that your child's passport had expired. What would you do as a parent?

Just leave them right. Just leave them. That's what a couple did at the Barcelona Airport. Now, supposedly they'd organized a relative to pick them up, but they just still just left the kids sitting there. Bye bye left.

Well, they didn't make it on their flight because you know, if there's a child wandering around the airport by itself, people tend to pay attention to that. So yeah, they contacted the pilot. Pilot was like, hey, anybody leave their kid in the terminal? Nobody says anything. Parents are sitting there like, oh.

And then they finally, I guess, fessed up, but, did they charge him with anything? Is that, some type of child abandonment charge? And, apparently, the couple they just saw it as pretty normal. They're like, we don't see the problem with this. Someone was gonna come pick him up.

He'll be fine. He's 10. He can take care of himself. And then what? Then your poor relative just you can keep him.

We got out of there. You can have him. Ugh. There are some really awful parents out there. Everything's okay, though.

He's fine. He's fine, but just kind of blows your mind. Yeah. Some of the things people do and then act like what? What?

That was wrong. Well, we've got Katie Lee from z one zero three in studio. What up, Katie? Hi. How was your weekend?

Oh, you know, it was so much fun. Was it? No. Did everyone just have a terrible weekend? I feel like it was just a really lame weekend for everybody.

Yeah. Everybody I've talked to had a horrible weekend. I'm like, okay. I didn't think it was that horrible, but, you know, it was like meh. Mine was not good.

You know? Last week, I don't know if you heard, but I got an abscessed tooth. Ew. So, you know, that sucked. And so I started taking a bunch of antibiotics.

What it is? It's that sludge coffee that you drink all the time. It's how dare you blame my instant coffee sugars? I've got one right here trying to get me jacked up for the day. So, yeah, took a bunch of antibiotics starting Thursday.

Friday, I was just, like, sick. It was just like That is unfortunate. I'm sorry for your luck. Yeah. Took a half day.

Then I woke up Saturday. Body aches, felt like I was being stabbed. Oh. And, I thought I had COVID. Oh.

I was like, why? Why? Slept all day. I'm a little bit better today. Don't worry.

I'm not, like, contagious or anything. You're good. I'm just, I just got wrecked. The studio is usually contagious anyway. So anytime I open the door, I'm just like enter at your own risk.

Yeah. You know, this place is dirty. I know. It's dirty. I know.

Just hang out here. So yeah. Well, what was I going to talk about here? Do you have any family members who are inventors or anything like that? They like to tinker with things.

I know you, you know, got family that works out on the farm. Yep. I mean, we just it's called Jimmy Rigging. We do what we can. Okay.

We put together put stuff together and why what are you making? Well, I'm not making anything, but if you ever have any family members that decide they wanna make a homemade helicopter, who's gonna tell them Don't put it past my dad. He so would. Okay. Just tell him don't do it.

Don't do it. There was a Russian guy who made a homemade helicopter and, well, he's no longer with us. He didn't even make it off the ground. The thing just self destructed and, you know, helicopters have blades. I won't get into the the grizzly details, but ripped ripped to that guy.

Dude, you are small enough. The next Idaho windstorm we'll have, we're just gonna tie a couple of tarps to you and have you jump off the trampoline. You're just gonna go flying. We'll tie a string to you. Don't worry.

Who do you think would fly first? Me or Jade, though? They probably might do just a little bit better. I mean, I appreciate you calling me small. You know?

That's I feel better on a Monday morning. Help boost the self esteem a little bit. Just try to hop up. But now I just wanted to warn those, inventors out there, you know, these things don't go good. This isn't the first story about somebody, like, building a rocket.

This sounds like something that would happen in Idaho. I know. That's why I had to get it out there. Well, you gave the idea. Someone's gonna go do it.

Don't do it. If you do, don't blame me. If you do it, at least get it on video and send it to us. What what plans look like this? I don't think that Jade wants that kind of content on her social media.

At least just video it. Local man. Okay. Only if it's successful. If it's not successful, I don't wanna hear about it.

Yeah. We don't want somebody being chopped up by helicopter blades on our Facebook page. Do you think it would get how many laugh reacts do you think it would get? For the public. It would get some.

It would. People laugh at the most horrible things nowadays. As we are right now. I wasn't laughing. Yes.

You know what? Yes. I was. Alright. We'll be back.

You're all the best. Thanks for hanging out with me today. I will be back with Peaches for the noon hour of madness and mayhem, and we'll get into some dumb stuff. We'll have some fun on a Monday, and then hopefully Monday will be over soon because it's Monday. Cannot wait to get home and just get cracking on chores.

Yay. Well, I couldn't do them over the weekend. All I did was sleep because I was sick. It was lame. Stupid.

Anyway, hope you're feeling well. Hope the rest of your day goes great. You're the best. Thanks for hanging out with me. Leaving you with Queens of the Stone Age.

See you soon. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt show this program is a production of river bend media group to contact the show or for more information, hit us upriverbend bend media group dot com.