The Viktor Wilt Show

It's the Victor Will show. Hello. Oh, I'm so glad that it's Friday. Hope it's your Friday because cause we all need a little bit of a break. Yeah.

Anything you can do this weekend to relax, I say do it. Kick back and just enjoy yourself. Alright. Maybe have some snacks. I just pulled up some thread about childhood snacks that disappeared.

I was like, oh, great. Am I gonna get myself all frustrated here? Like, what happened to that snack? I want that snack. Let's find out if I even remember any of these.

Minute Maid slushy juice bars. They were in a weird shaped cardboard triangle where you'd have to rip one end. I don't remember that. Slushy juice bars. I do remember the next one, and I didn't realize they were gone.

Planters doesn't make the cheese balls anymore. The Cheesy Poofs? Where am I? Cheesy Poofs. Bad Cartman impression.

Sorry. I gotta warm up anytime I attempt to do an impression. Can't just bust into it. I can do a decent cartman sometimes but yeah practice but yeah they took away the cheesy poops what planters cheese balls they came in the you know cylinder container I guess I haven't seen them for a while or I'd probably have bought some like, oh, yeah. Give me that taser poof.

PB crisps. Mini cookies shaped like a peanut that had a sweet peanut butter filling inside. PB crisps. Let me pull up an image of those because I've just got like Nutter Butter cookies in my head PB crisps. Let's see here.

Oh, yeah. That's a Planters, product and those were good. I didn't realize those were gone either. Yeah, they actually looked like a peanut, an actual peanut, but they were filled up with peanut butter. Those were those were great.

Somebody started a website, bring back PB Crisps. Okay. Yeah. I I do miss that snack. It was pretty good.

I mean, not that I need more snacks. If you've seen me, you know in the last year bulking up beefcake. Winter was rough on me but I've been doing better. All right. Been eating better.

I gotta slim it down a bit. Alright. What else do we have? Shock tarts? Now.

Alright. That sounds familiar. A lot of these, I've got to see the packaging to go. Oh, yeah. I remember those.

Alright. Shock tarts. Oh, I I remember the, package, but I I don't remember what they were all about. Okay. I guess I don't miss them that much.

Kudos? Is that like a granola bar? I remember that name too. Kudos snacks. So far, I think I'm missing the cheesy poops and the the PB crisps.

Kudos snacks. Okay. I see an image here. Looks vaguely familiar. They look pretty good.

Yeah. Basically, granola bars with, I mean, we still have those. K? We still have granola bars that are covered in chocolate, so there are similar products. I ain't missing the kudos too bad.

I shouldn't have pulled this up when I haven't eaten, you know, any food. You know, ate not a very big meal last night. The old style McDonald's apple pies the ones that were deep fried. They don't deep fry them anymore. Okay.

I mean, I swear we deep fried them when I worked at McDonald's. It's been a long time, though. I was left, like, fifteen and a long time ago for for my memory. They don't have Flintstone push pops anymore, but I bet they have some kind of push pops at the, the grocery store. I don't really miss those, but they gotta still have them.

Right? If not, I mean, the poor children. Dunkaroos. Those aren't around either. Sobeys drinks.

Alright. Now those were good. We still kinda have similar things, but maybe it was just the packaging. They had the the glass bottle, cool logo. You know, Sobe was always, it was always pretty good.

Pretty good. Felt kind of, cool mowing down one of those. Man, what happened to all these snacks? What's the deal? Cream savers?

I I would have thought those were around too. Lifesavers that were, you know, kind of creamy in flavor. Keebler pizzeria chips, oatmeal with dinosaur eggs in it. That's not around either. Butterfinger b b's.

Those were good. Crispy m and m's were good too. Oh, enough looking at these snacks. I'm gonna go get myself some water. Keep it nice and boring.

Alright. Well, anyway, that's enough snack talk. Let's play some more music. I am, beat. I'm beat this week.

Brutal one. Anyway, I'll stop complaining. I swear. Alright. And it's also a light content day.

Not really digging that. Not really digging that so far here. I don't like, having to struggle to find crap to talk about with you. I haven't even been, starting my multitasking. All right.

Let's take a look at this thread. Something incredibly dangerous that most people don't take seriously. All right. Driving while tired. Yeah.

It is extremely dangerous. People fall asleep at the wheel. All right. I'd tell you one guy who ain't gonna drive when tired. That's me.

If I can't sit in my recliner and watch a movie with my lady without all of a sudden dozing off, I'm I'm certainly not gonna get behind the wheel if I'm feeling sleepy. Because if you fall asleep behind the wheel, you're gonna have a bad time. Okay? Now I I think most people take that seriously. Right?

I I would hope. You know, sometimes with these threads on the Internet, now you go, well, I think that's something that a lot of people take seriously. But either way, it's a good reminder. Don't drive while tired. Pull over into a rest stop.

Take a little bit of a nap. K? Not checking for cross traffic when your traffic light turns green? I guess there's people out there that are a lot less paranoid than me. I'm always sure someone's gonna smash into me.

So, yeah. Green light or not, always be situationally aware. Alright. There's idiots around you. Some people just maybe tired behind the wheel.

Doze off. Go right through a red light. You don't wanna be that guy. You do not wanna be that guy. All of these seem to be driving related.

Someone just put driving in general. It is dangerous. It's kind of crazy when you think about it. Get inside a big chunk of metal. Bring yourself up to high speed.

I mean, we gotta do what we gotta do until teleportation is introduced, which would be wonderful. But, yeah, be, cautious. Putting your feet up on the dashboard while sitting in the passenger seat of a car, not good. You you can find stories about that one. You get in an accident, you're gonna have a bad time.

Yeah. You're it's not even like the feet going through the windshield you have to worry about. It's that airbag smashing your, legs into your face, busting up. I I mean, this is not good. Imagine an airbag hitting your legs.

That broken pelvis. You're just gonna be a pile of busted up bones. Deer. This person says the most likely forest animal to kill you isn't a cougar, bear, or wolf. It is a deer.

And I used to laugh at people. I've talked about this plenty of times. I used to laugh at people up in the hills of Pocatello. Oh, we've got these aggressive deer. Like, aggressive deer.

Got that. Then I saw an aggressive deer one time. And when a deer is staring you down and huffing and puffing and stomping its feet and it's got that big rack of antlers, you ain't gonna outrun a deer and they could really mess you up. A kick from a deer? Oh Yeah.

I ain't going near any kind of deer. You have a right to be afraid. But if you also are worried about aggressive deer, I don't recommend living up in the the mountains. You know? You're going to have to put up with them in the foothills of Pocatello.

Rivers. Yeah. You know, natural waters, and we've talked about rivers before. Crazy undertow. Do not ever swim in the Snake River.

K? You see these movies where people, let's take a dive in the river. No. Don't do it. It doesn't matter how good of a swimmer you are.

You could end up dead. Don't jump into a river. Oh, working on a ladder. I'm always paranoid on a ladder. You're like, man, if I was, you know, trying to get a squirrel out of the pipe in the top of my house, and I fell to my death trying to rescue a squirrel.

I mean, it's a noble way to go. I don't wanna die. Over the counter medication. Yeah. That can be very dangerous.

Too much Tylenol can kill you or, ruin your health for life. Riding a motorcycle, that can be pretty dangerous. I mean, I think you should be able to do it. Are are we do I have this allergy thing happening in the studio again? I'm starting to feel all plugged up.

Was somebody in here cleaning last night? Great. This happened, a few weeks ago on a Friday where all of a sudden I felt like, you know, I've my face was gonna explode. Anyway, if you ride a motorcycle, be careful. There are other drivers who are not situationally aware.

You should always look out for motorcycles, everybody. I was actually talking with somebody about the helmet laws yesterday. I would encourage you to wear a helmet if you're gonna ride a motorcycle. You know, if you'd like Katie Lee next door to send you a photo of her helmet after she got in a motorcycle accident, that would probably encourage you to wear a helmet. Because if that, you know, helmet was not on, the damage to that helmet would have been her face and, it was pretty brutal.

Alright? You don't want a hamburger face. K? Also, chances of just instant death much higher. Alright.

Let's move along, see if I could find something else. I gotta blow my nose. Like I said, allergies kicking in. I hope I got my allergy meds with me. Anyway, my my my.

Alright. I feel a little more awake now. I don't know if it'll be a good thing or not but I just gotta avoid getting myself into any kind of political discussion. Like you know I got a friend who's really smart, really smart dude and sometimes I just get so baffled how somebody who is clearly so smart can believe the most ridiculous things like absurd things. And then you try to point out reality.

You know, this is why you've gotta expose yourself to as much information as possible and break free from the social media echo chamber. It's crazy. Smart people that start buying into, like, just insane things that should be completely unbelievable. But they see, you know, the right spin on this stuff and it just sinks in. Nuts.

It's nuts. Anyway. Anyway. Let's talk about propaganda. No.

I I haven't even read through this thread. It's just perfectly fitting. What is a current example of propaganda that many people don't seem to realize is propaganda? Let's talk about the makeup of your social media feed. Yeah.

You you know that the algorithm's designed to feed you information that it knows you like. It's not going to feed you opposing information because you didn't previously click like on that. Yeah. They want you to continue scrolling so they feed you information that they know you're going to want to hear. It's like the the twenty four seven national news.

The reason that they all have a particular angle on things is because they know their viewers wanna hear that particular analysis. They don't just give you all the that's why people accuse, like, East Idaho News of being slanted because they just simply report the news and people are being exposed to information that other news websites, they're just not doing the story. Because some stories, you can't spin them. You know, you look at the facts, there's no way to put a positive spin on certain things. So the only way to report the news is here's what it is.

It doesn't mean the news is biased. It just means yeah. I mean and that's one thing I like about East Idaho News. They just report the news, but you're not gonna see a national news website talk about certain things unless they can spin it in a way that will make it seem good or horrible depending on the story to the people who were are viewing their programming regularly. Okay.

Rage bait stuff used to divide people into groups online for engagement. Same kind of thing as, you know, the other discussion about social media feed. It's all just part of the same thing. The news is rage bait for the most part when you look at national news. For sure.

People don't even read the articles. You put up a headline. People assume they get the story, and then they just go nuts. They just go nuts. That's, modern media for you.

Oh, man. Okay. Now we'll get into more fun stuff here. Somebody says a lot of superhero films are propaganda. What did Spider Man do to you?

I don't know. I mean, there there's a lot of propaganda in all kinds of movies, propaganda in all kinds of different directions. You know, it's entertainment. What is this? Deceptive imagery persuasion.

They say this is the most insidious. It's very easy and quick to spread in the visual mediums on social media that predominate today. The idea that a lie can spread halfway around the world before the truth can catch up is true more than ever today. Yeah. Dude, I've never heard of this particular phrase, deceptive imagery persuasion, but this is absolutely true Most of the time, you know, back in the day when people only read newspapers, the news had to, like, write up updates if they gave out incorrect information.

You know, laws have changed, and now the media is not required to give all sides to a story. It the news is entertainment is what people need to understand. For the most part, those twenty four seven national news shows, news channels, They were they're entertainment. K? I mean, how much money did Fox have to pay for giving out false information about the election?

Wasn't it, like, $700,000,000? Let's see. Fox News settlement. Yeah. $787,000,000 and they had to acknowledge they broadcast false statements about, voting machines.

Did you ever hear about that? Some of you. Some of you did. Wasn't talked about a lot because the news doesn't like to admit they had to pay almost a billion dollars for lying to their viewers. You know?

And, again, that's just one example. I know that, like, all of the twenty four hour news networks have a certain agenda. K? Oh my goodness. Why did I come across this thread?

This thread's making me more mad. Anyway, try to expose yourself to a variety of information. You gotta break free from the social media echo chamber. And I know it's hard. My YouTube feed pummels me with that one particular type of thing, it seems like all the time.

That's the nature of how these algorithms work. And the only way to break it is to well, you can't when it comes to social media. You've gotta get yourself out there looking at other websites and things like that if you wanna expose yourself to different perspectives. And different perspectives are very important. The guy I was arguing with last night about a particular topic.

I'm like, well, have you ever talked to, you know, blank type of person? No. Okay. Well yeah. How could you possibly pass judgment on a certain type of person if you've never even spoken to one of those people and tried to get their perspective?

You don't know what it's like to be inside of someone's body. Be like someone making assumptions with me who's never listened to my show. You know, this I heard about this guy. Here's how he is. No.

Call and talk to me. Get to know me. I wouldn't ever judge somebody that I had zero information on. That's ridiculous. Alright.

Anyway, I'm I'm gonna tone down now. Too fiery. Too fiery for a Friday morning. Maybe you got me warmed up to do a YouTube reaction video though or something. I don't know.

I'll try to use this energy for productivity. Alright. Speaking of today, today is Friday, which means coming up in about an hour, we've got Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Had Ben from the advocates in yesterday, just chatting it up for a bit and had an awesome time hanging out with Ben and Mason from the advocates last weekend at the poppy show. They're the best.

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Can't wait to have you on the show today. Man, people seem to be pretty bored in Memphis, Tennessee, and they don't take twerking lightly. Yeah. Five dudes five dudes in a 02/2016 Chevy Malibu stopped at a green light at an intersection in Downtown Memphis, Tennessee, jumped out of the vehicle. One of them jumps up on the hood, and then they just start dancing and twerking away, shaking those booties.

They were all between the ages of 18 and 22 and all five were arrested. I mean, they were obstructing a roadway but I don't know. To actually drag him to jail just for just for dancing. Again, I would be very irritated if I was being held up in traffic. So I I'm sure I'd be like, get out of the road.

Go twerk somewhere else. Go find a nightclub. But, yeah, they said they took him to jail so the act would not happen again. Teach him a lesson. Hope you learned a lesson.

Don't do it. I would imagine around here is a decent possibility you could be taken to jail for twerking. I'm gonna ask lieutenant Crane about that during traffic school here in the 08:00 hour. I'm gonna leave this tab open so I remember because even an hour from now, I might be like, yeah. I talked about something an hour ago, but I don't remember what it was.

Shouldn't be too hard for me to remember twerking, though. So we'll find out the legality of twerking in the streets in Idaho here in a bit. Also, in a few freak news, so don't go anywhere. Okay. Where to begin here?

Kind of a light freak news day. Very disappointing. I mean, I had to dig really deep to find subpar stories. Yeah. Kinda typical on this show.

Subpar content. Thank you for putting up with it and keeping me in a job. Alright. If you are smiling in your mugshot and the Internet finds you attractive, you're gonna go viral. This woman from Atlanta was arrested for speeding.

Must have been going really fast. I mean, usually, that's a, ticket, but, they're calling it one of these glamour mugshots, and, it's important enough for the news, apparently. Now getting some very unhinged comments on her mugshot. Of course, you got the dudes. There she is, my dream.

I don't know if, sending people messages about their mugshot and how attractive you find them is a good way to pick them up. Maybe it is. I don't know. You're not asking a dating expert here. But, yeah.

There's some pretty funny comments. Guilty of stealing my heart, your honor. Alright, dudes. Settle down. Settle down.

So anyway, what else do we have? Like I said, light news day for freak news. Okay. Here's a woman who won the lottery and says she learned how money may won't make you happy. K.

Money does not buy happiness, but no money is not not very enjoyable. K. As someone who has lived off of ramen noodles, I can tell you that not having money is not as good as having money. Like, if you can pay your basic bills, keep a roof over your head, I guarantee that money's buying some happiness. Now being able to go buy every stupid item you want imaginable, that's not gonna make you happy because you buy anything, and you get used to having it.

That could be, you know, something like a video game, could be a guitar, could be a home. You get used to it. It just becomes part of, you know, what you have. So you can't bank on possessions being something that's gonna make you happy. K?

Now having stuff, sure. That's great. But it it's the basic things in life. Food and shelter and friendship and love. Aw.

You know that that's what you need. That's what you need. So yeah. She says she went to Paris, bought all these vintage designer clothes and this and that. And she's like, yeah.

The more I bought, the less happy I was. Yeah. It'd be better to, go hang out with somebody. K? Maybe buy something for somebody else.

Donate to charity. Help out the needy. That'll make you feel good. K? Not saying if you win the lotto, you shouldn't buy yourself cool stuff.

Might as well. But, yeah, you you gotta do some things that enrich the lives of others, I think, if you really wanna make yourself feel good. You know? So, anyway, poor her. Oh, it's so rough.

Now she runs a, TikTok channel where she discusses the, psychological effects of instant wealth and, you know, how how rough it is for I should probably jump on there and read the comments. I I'm sorry. But just the average person's not going to, you know, react great to somebody with millions of dollars talking about how rough it was to buy all this stuff. But but maybe she's, you know, changed her tune, and now she's talking about, those things I mentioned, helping people out and, doing positive things for the world. Blah blah blah.

Alright. Don't eat packing peanuts. What? These Internet trends, I gotta tell you. Yeah.

You know, when you order something and they have all the big chunks of foam in there, apparently, on TikTok, people are calling them the ultimate bed not bedtime snack and mowing them down. So, like, they're completely edible. They dissolve in my mouth. No. No.

I don't I can't imagine that you're supposed to eat those. K. Biodegradable does not mean edible. Just because it will go down the gullet doesn't mean it should. There are all kinds of things that you could technically swallow.

Look. I have the ability to eat it. Oh. And where did those packing peanuts come from? You know it's a guy who's worried about getting sick and germs.

You don't know where those have been. Could have been sitting in the you know. I I I'm not even gonna elaborate. It could be really gross. Oh, man.

Watching people eat them. People will do anything for the likes. I guess that's why my social media following is not as good as it could be. You can catch that band live. One week from tomorrow in Salt Lake City, make them suffer.

And Jade and I are gonna be at the show along with Ben from the advocates. Gonna be a great time. Hope to see you there. Saw a couple people on Facebook talking about it today as a matter of fact. So k Bear army make sure to come say what up.

Always good to see people when we're out and about. All right. Let's talk about this guy, Chris Henry. He's a weirdo. He loves creepy dolls.

Okay. I guess I like creepy dolls as well. Now, generally, if you're at a thrift store and you see a creepy doll, for whatever reason, they charge a lot for them. Like, are they collectible to anyone outside of Chris Henry? I put a creepy doll in my house as a decoration because I like weird stuff, but not as much as Chris Henry.

This guy bought his first creepy doll that he calls Krusty Marge when he was 16, and he just became obsessed with it. Says that old creepy dolls was his calling. Now he's got about 250 of them, which he estimates are worth 3,000 to $4,000, and he's got a whole room in his house dedicated to displaying them. Says he thought they were misunderstood, so it was his his job, his purpose in life to take care of these dolls. Okay.

The weather's getting better. If you wanna see one of the best creepy doll collections, you gotta go to the Lagoon Amusement Park. There's a lot of weird stuff at Lagoon. I mean, thankfully, it sounds like they're cleaning up that zoo situation. I wanna talk about a creepy train ride.

Well, maybe not creepy. Just bothersome. But, at Lagoon, they have this, like Pioneer Village area. And if you go through that, they have some of the creepiest dolls that I've ever seen. It's bizarre.

I would hope when they do their fright mares thing every year that that's part of it. But I I've never been to fright mares, so I don't know. But the Pioneer Village, that is definitely a place to go that could be, a little bit unsettling during the, you know, Halloween season. Alright. Lagoon opening March 29.

Okay. That's coming up, pretty quick. You know, when we were in Salt Lake, last weekend, it was pretty nice down there. Though, I I don't know. If you're in the fifties jumping on that cannibal roller coaster, that's gotta be quite the chilling breeze.

Might be the best time to go, though. Very beginning of the season before the weather's nice because Lagoon can get to be pretty packed. And, you know, I gotta say I think Lagoon is a a fantastic amusement park. The Cannibal roller coaster is the best roller coaster I've ever been on. It's so good.

Haven't tried out their new ride, primordial, because I haven't been to Lagoon in many years. Maybe one of these years when the kids come visit can go check out Lagoon and ride primordial. But, I mean, even the last time I went to Lagoon, rode the cannibal coaster to start the day. I'm I'm old. It was a little rough on this old man.

Yeah. Certainly ain't gonna be hitting that wooden roller coaster at my age. Oh, my aching back. Jeez. So, anyway, I I I got no issue with, people collecting creepy dolls.

I mean, it might be kinda hard for this guy, Chris, to pick up chicks because I mean, you walk into this guy's house. The the decorating scheme is like something out of a movie that some old lady's house. You know? I don't know, Chris. Chris, I think if you made it a little bit more gothic and not so grandma, it would it'd be cooler.

Alright? It'd be less creepy. That's what makes the collection unsettling to me. The grandma's house look that this guy got going on for his, decorating scheme, but to each their own. K?

Certainly, not everybody decorates like me, so I ain't gonna judge. But, yeah, if you have any creepy cursed dolls around that you don't want, the Kay Bears studio would be happy to take them. Alright. The more weird decorations we get around here, the better. You know, I think I think we need to talk about vomit today.

You cool with that? Alright. Let's dig into this story about fossilized vomit. Dating back 66,000,000 years, prehistoric puke. And, apparently, according to Danish scientists, this is a national treasure.

Yeah. Where did the puke come from? I mean, we we no. They found it in Denmark. But what kind of puke is it?

Let's see. They believe it came from a shark or shark like sea creature that did not enjoy a meal of sea lilies. Yeah. Got a shark eating flowers. Didn't agree with its stomach.

Vomited it up. And now we've got the national treasure of Denmark. Sixty Six Million year old puke. Yeah. They're gonna use it to try to discover what was what life was like during the cretaceous period.

I I'm I'm pretty happy anytime there's a, you know, story that both says vomit and national treasure in the headline. Alright. Let's see. It's been classified by Denmark as an object of exceptional natural historical value. It belongs to Denmark, and it's not for sale.

They said it's the most famous piece of puke in the world. Alright. What museum will be holding the most famous puke in the world? I'd like to visit Denmark. It's supposed to be a very nice place.

Denmark, Finland, and all those little countries that always pop up on the list of the best places to live. I mean, they celebrate vomit people. Come on. They gotta be pretty good. What else?

The Victor will chill. Let's talk about people with lots of money. Ugh. If you, like, are just made of money, feel free to donate to the cause that is the Victor Wilt lifestyle. My Venmo is very easy to figure out.

Your first guess is gonna be what it is. So just just feel free to kick it down if you're just, you know, trying to figure out to do with all that spare cash. You know? I'm I'm down for donations. There's this, this town in where is this?

I just had it in front of me here. Oh, my goodness. Does it matter? Not really. Anyway, some guy passed away and left this town $10,000,000.

Roger Thieberville. He's never even been to the town of Thieberville, but apparently shared his last name. So he's like, what am I gonna do with all of my money? I could leave it to my family, or I could leave it to Thieberville. Maybe it's Tibberville or Thieberville.

I I don't know. But either way, he kicked him down $10,000,000 and the town's like, we don't even know what we're gonna do with it. That's more than five times our annual budget. It's a small town with, like, 1,700 people. Holy cow.

Yeah. I've got one of these ancestry kits at home that my sister sent me for Christmas, and I haven't sent it off yet because I'm a little bit, conspiratorial about having my DNA in a database. Even though it's probably already in a database. Right? You go to the hospital.

They draw blood. I would assume, you know, knowing how the government works, big brother always watching, they probably already got it. But, you know, if I sent off the ancestry thing you know, with the real last name that I have, it's super generic. What if I've got some kind of long lost relative? You know, who's like this guy, mister Thieberville, just loaded.

And they're like, oh, well, I've never heard of this family member. I could surprise him. Wouldn't that be great? Yeah. Don't have much of a positive outlook on the massive see, I I can't even think of the word for a family member leaving you money because, it's so far away from reality for me.

I'm also very tired today. But, yeah. You know, good on him for helping this town out. But, I think I might have to do the ancestry thing because, you you just never know who's floating around out there that just doesn't know what to do with their money. You know, people buy a lot of stupid things.

Donate to a good cause. Me being able to, catch up on debt. Come on, long lost relatives. I need an inheritance. That's the word I was looking for that would not pop into my head.

What an idiot. Such a moron sometimes. Anyway, waiting for the cops to show up. We'll do some traffic school here in a few. Lieutenant Crane rolling in.

Should be, anyway. So, yeah, get those questions ready. Let's have some fun on traffic school powered by my homies, the advocates injury attorneys. Hope you learn some things about the law, save you some time and money. Sorry.

I like a good. What's up, my people? Appreciate you hanging out with me today. Show's been going by, at a lightning speed, which is fantastic, long as the rest of the day does as well. I am ready for the weekend.

I will tell you what. Could use a vacation. You know? Ain't got any dough for it, but I was reading about this guy who booked a vacation at an abandoned luxury resort on a cursed island. Now there are a lot of people who they'll hear the word cursed, and they're like, I'm out.

I'm out. Me? If it made it a bargain vacation send me to the most haunted place on the planet. I'd be down. This place this guy stayed at looks really nice.

And he's the only one there. They got a pool. They have a restaurant. It's at a an island named oh, how do you say that? Secoojor?

Anyway, it's a remote island in The Philippines and it's known for being a mecca of witchcraft and folk healing as well as a haunting ground for evil spirits. Oh. I'd go. I'd go. I mean, this guy compared it to being at a tropical version of Stephen King's hotel from the shining.

Said it was huge, like Disney, but with no people. Sound pretty good to me. You know, I enjoy a lot of space and a lack of crowds, so I'd be all down. I don't know if you can still book this kind of vacation yourself, but it looks sweet. Yeah.

You know, are there any places that severely discount the rates due to the place being haunted, they're they've gotta be. Right? And I wanna experience a real haunting. K? I know I've said it before that I don't personally believe in ghosts, and that's because I haven't seen one.

K? I've been in creepy places. I've seen and heard weird things, but never seen a ghost. I'd be down. I'd be down to see a ghost.

I'm always down to change my perspective. You know, people get stuck in their ways and, like, this is how I think and it's just set that way and I will never change. I'm open to new information and experience. If I can have a firsthand ghost encounter, I will change my tune. I'll get on air.

I'll tell you all about it. Same goes with Bigfoot. Yeah. Till I see either dead Bigfoot or I happen to encounter one in the woods and it's not peaches in a gorilla costume. Until then, I gotta stick with you.

I can't say I believe in Bigfoot but I'm down to change that perspective. Alright? As a human being, you should always be open to new information and experiences and be willing to change your mind about things. It's evolution. You know?

Evolution of the self and it's not a bad thing. Getting stuck in your ways, that that's no way to live your life. K? So anyway, I'm I'm gonna keep looking into this. Figure out how I can go to, however you say the name of that place.

We'll just call it the Haunted Remote Island in The Philippines because, again, it looks it looks really nice. Looks pretty cool. He did say the toilet didn't flush, so that kinda sucks. I mean, you know, that that can ruin a vacation in one day. But aside from that, lots of peace and quiet.

He didn't see any ghosts. Alright. A little turnstile as we get ready to wrap up this program here. In the meantime, let's talk about another creepy story I read. I think this would be awesome.

Peaches is easily scared, though, so we'll see. Peaches, imagine you're living in a house that's kinda old. You know, 250 years old. No. Thank you.

You're already out. You're already out. All the door frames are three feet high. I'm good. Alright.

Well, let's pretend you had the money to, I guess, build bigger doorways or something. I don't know. Modernize the old home and and potentially ruin the house. Yes. So you're in the process of modernizing, and you notice a loose floorboard.

You're like, oh, that's kinda weird. And I think of the Raven from, Edgar Allan Poe. Tap, tap, tapping. Yeah. I hear the heartbeat.

Ah, yes. It it Alright. We're I'm gonna end up off subject if I go that direction. So anyway, guys, living in this old house, finds a loose floorboard, starts digging, and finds a creepy looking old book under the floorboards. And it's a photo album of the house from hundreds of years ago or some or when whenever they could do photos.

I don't know how far back photos go because I'm dumb and I didn't research it. But anyhow, she opens up the book and, it's got these pictures showing shadowy figures of the empty rooms. It's just a bunch of pictures of the house with nothing in it. And it's all like even even though the photos are old looking kind of decrepit and creepy, I think that'd be an awesome find. See, I wouldn't live there, but I would rent it out to people like maybe Spencer Charnas or those other horror enthusiasts, you know, Zach Bagans.

Yeah. I think it would be awesome to live in a creepy old house. You know, you do see them pop up rarely for sale around here because we got a few old houses, in, like, the numbered streets that are pretty cool looking. But mainly if you wanna find a creepy house that has some cool architecture, you gotta go, like, back east, you know, where people have lived for hundreds of years. Oh, yeah.

It's it's kinda boring out here in Idaho as far as architecture goes. It it is funny that there was a whole video on Instagram about this guy proving that ghosts are just scary because they're invisible. Or Or like if you see a chair levitating, it's just some guy holding the chair in the air, moving it up and down. A ghost moving it up and down? Yeah.

It's like imagine I'm invisible and I'm opening this door. Yeah. You wouldn't see me but you'll see the door opening and closing. I think it would be creepier if you could see the ghost person. Sometimes I think you can.

Right? Ghost Adventures has never shown an actual person, an actual ghost walking around. Well, yeah. No kidding. They just show Zack going, what was that?

They replay this sound. Dude, if any of these shows had footage of a real ghost, it would change the entire world. So, yeah, obviously, there's no videos out there where somebody has said that's a ghost for sure. The scariest thing from that show is what happened to Aaron. You see that?

No. I haven't really watched that show. No. So Aaron, one of the guys who's a part of Zack's crew, a real his real life wife was plotting to kill him, and they had just arrested her. It was all on TMZ.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I guess, I I don't know if you mentioned that to me or I just saw it but, it wasn't a ghost trying to kill him. That's you know, you wanna ask what scares me the most, it's just regular people. Regular old people.

And usually, it's not the people you expect. Like, people see the metal heads and they're like, oh, that guy's scary looking. Somebody with a bunch of piercings and tattoos, that guy's scary looking. Ever seen a picture of Chad Daybell? K?

Looked like every other person out showing up at Winco on a Saturday. I mean, look at Ted Bundy. Look at Edmund Kemper. Look at Charles Manson. I mean, you all Well, Charles Manson, he he kinda had his creepy look, but I bet it kinda looks like every nineteen seventies LA bum ever.

And also, if you met him in person, wasn't he like Russell size? Yeah. Yeah. Not not intimidating. Well, then you see Edmund Kemper like the six nine giant guy and he's just a big nerd and you think he'd be super nice but Yeah.

Exactly. I know you watch the interviews with him and you're like, oh, this guy not too bad. Oh, jeez. Till you find out what he did. It got twice.

Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. You ever watched that show? I think it's called mind mind hunter?

Yeah. Where they recreate the, they they canceled it, unfortunately. I just remember mad about that. Was such a good show. I was really bummed they canceled it because it was it was excellent.

The casting for that show was perfect. Oh, they nailed it. They nailed it. It it was great. Anyway yeah.

I always, you know, kinda dream that I'll find, like, a secret compartment in my house somewhere. Like, in the upstairs bedroom, there is a little attic space that's in the closet with this little tiny creepy door. Used to terrify my daughter when that was her room. She had stuff piled against it so that the little door would never open. Like, this I mean, I'm talking a little door to get in this space, and you're like, why is this space here?

See, I would call that weird, but I go to bed with my door locked, my bedroom door locked. Your bedroom door? Yeah. So nobody can come in. Not your front door.

No. I've I locked the front door and I locked the bedroom door. Double security right there. Oh, alright. I don't lock my bedroom door, but I've got cameras on my house and the front and back doors are certainly always locked because I'm paranoid that someone's gonna Not to mention the window that's right there to the outside that someone can easily just climb in if they really, really wanted wanted to get it.

Yeah. I was gonna say a locked door doesn't help when somebody throws a brick through a window. But then you'll see, like, the me sleeping with the CPAP on and wake up real fast and I'm right there. That might scare people. Right.

You know? CPAP mask wearing giant. You know? And the ice nine kills axes right there. Yeah.

You're looking like Bane. You know? That'll that'll keep people away. Who dares wakes me wake me up at 2AM? Alright.

Did you cut off the online form for Papa Roach tickets yet? Not yet. No. I've been in here the past. Oh, you have been in here the last few minutes?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I reminded everybody. I guess this means you might have, like, two seconds to get your entries in if you haven't entered in the app.

I'll give them I'll give them until, like, 10:10. Ten ten? Alright. Peach has given you another five minutes to get entered to win tickets. And here in a bit, we'll draw a bunch of winners and hook him up with tickets to see papa roach and rise against Stand Under Oath Yes.

On April 3. Joe's coming up fast. I realized you and Jade are going to be in Salt Lake City for Make Them Suffer, and then he has to either stay down there or come back and then go back down there. I would assume he's coming back. From twenty ninth to the third, it's a pretty short gap.

Yeah. But, you know, hotels are expensive, man. Stay down in Salt Lake for five days. It's expensive too to drive three and a half hours. More draining on your you than anything.

That's true. That's why, I don't make as many road trips as I'd like. That truck, man, just eats gas. Sucks. That's why I wanna invest in, like, a giant Mercedes Sprinter van.

That way, like, when we do, like, a concert trip, we can just get everybody in one giant car. Just load 10 people up and they all split the gas. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be pretty good.

Yeah. Gotta have 10 friends, though. I'm a loser, Peaches. So she's talking to me. I was like, come on.

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