The Viktor Wilt Show

Well, for those of you who wanna get a strange looking vehicle, but maybe the cyber truck ain't your thing. Good news. Looks like, DeLorean gonna be making a return to the automotive market, and I just checked out a commercial, and we'll go ahead and throw it on here so you can, listen to it. It's a commercial featuring Patrick Stewart who you may know as captain Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek, The Next Generation. Say, the best way to predict the future is to create it.

And Alright. They've you they can kinda see here what the new DeLorean looks like from the back. And as a nerd, I'm pretty cool with this. I I I drive a stupid looking vehicle for sure. So after decades, we find ourselves standing before the evolution of automotive science where innovation meets an icon.

We're going to space. The dream continues as a new frontier awaits. Alright. Talk about hiding. Where Delorean awaits.

Dun dun dun. Alright. With no information on when they're going to actually release a new vehicle. Now there's a documentary out there about John DeLorean. You know, he's the guy who obviously created the DeLorean automotive company or DeLorean motor company.

The the documentary is pretty crazy. It was really good. What was it called and what was it on? I mean this is a long Wikipedia article about John DeLorean. Let's see.

Documentary films. Framing John DeLorean, was that it? I don't know. All I remember is that it I thought it was pretty good and, you know, as a Back to the Future fan, you know, I've got a place in my heart for the DeLorean. Right?

So I'm pretty excited to see what they put out as far as a new vehicle goes. I'm sure it's gonna be outside of my budget because any car is right now. But, yeah, that's cool. That's cool. And, I like I like using the Star Trek angle to promote it.

So I don't know if I find a picture of what it's supposed to look like. I'll I'll share it. Holy cow. A TikTok trend that is not dangerous? That's actually good?

What's going on? What a weird morning to see a TikTok trend that's not a problem. Basically, the way it works is, dudes call their friends and, wish them good night and tell them to have sweet dreams. Yeah. There you go.

You're looking for content for your TikTok page? Just call your homies up. I'm always the first one in bed, though. Call him at 8PM. Hey.

Just wanted to say goodnight. I'm sure it would make my friends laugh. I might have to give this a go. I try to not call me and wish me good night though. You know?

Again, I'm probably already in bed. Peaches messaged me last night at what? Like 09:00? If I did, yeah. I'm not seeing that till the morning.

Oh, no. He messaged me in, like, the middle of the night. What's he doing? Alright. Well, I certainly didn't hear that.

I was heavily sleeping last night once I finally got to bed. So, yeah. Just wanted to let you know this is a good way to, you know, help your friends with their mental health because it makes people feel good when you call just to tell them good night. Yeah. Sparking a little bit of dialogue about the importance of male friendships.

And, you're essentially kinda checking in on somebody. So this is a pretty good thing. Not too bad. I mean, calling people anymore period has gotten to be less common. Like, I've I've said it before.

Text me. Text me. Who's calling me? But, you know, a phone call every once in a while is pretty nice. You know?

I've I've had some good conversations recently, with people calling me. So I'm just playing when I'm like, don't ever don't ever call me. I guess it depends who you are. Alright. Well, anyway, I hope the morning's going good so far.

Hope you're, you know, just pumped and energized after a three day weekend. Doubt it. I know I'm not, but that's okay. We're gonna get through today, and we can, just continue catching up on sleep. Gotta be powered up by the weekend.

Right? Ugh. Wish it was still the weekend. Should have been a four day weekend. Yeah.

I I'll complain no matter what, apparently. Hey. What's up? It's Victor Wilt. Happy Tuesday.

I was just reading about this guy who, boy, was just living it rough, decided to quit his job at a tire shop in Oregon, then he emptied out his retirement savings so he could set sail for Hawaii with his cat. And he reached Hawaii on Saturday welcomed by cheering fans at the end of his week long journey. You can check the whole journey out on social media. Oh, good for you, Oliver Widger. He was greeted by the governor of Hawaii at the Waikiki yacht club.

And, you know, he said he was a little bit nervous facing the crowd. He was feeling a little bit weird, but yeah, after being on a boat for a week, I guess he felt like he, couldn't stand. Alright. Now I would totally be down to alright, Lucy. Here we go.

On the boat, let's sail. But I'd be way too terrified to take a boat out into open ocean waters, go from the coast all the way to Hawaii by yourself? I mean, even if you got your cat with you. Alright. I live with cats and sometimes I still feel like, yeah.

I'm I'm living alone. You know? Even though there's life in the house, they can't really talk back to you. They sorta can. Koopa better than Lucy.

He's very loud. But, yeah, what what's the guy gonna do now? Alright. You made it. You're out of money, and the week's over.

I guess he's got the boat. He said he needs to make some repairs to it, though, I guess. And he's talking about sailing to French Polynesia. Alright. Let's see.

Hawaii to French Polynesia. Let's check this out on a map here. Okay. Well, I guess that essentially looks like, traveling from the coast to Hawaii about the same distance. So alright, dude.

You enjoy your boat life. Oh, good for you yet again, but, yeah, just goes to show. If you got a dream, I guess you could make it happen. Living on a boat is not my dream. Now have you ever been in a boat on the ocean?

Yeah. That seasickness, that's a real deal. Nothing worse than being on a, like a dinner boat in the ocean did that in Mexico yeah your food and seasickness do not work well together and there was people just puking off the boat alright anyway it's probably the, cheap free booze that, you know, is not good either whether or not you're on a boat. Alright. Anyway, congrats to that guy and his cat.

Good job. So we see lists like this all the time. You know, what's the number one place in the world, for peace of mind or happiness or health care or blah blah blah. And, you know, sadly, it's not often that The US is at the top of these lists, you know, when you take a look at things like health care or education, life expectancy, but we're number one in something. Alright?

Something that I don't know if we've always been number one, but we are right now. So linguists in Australia recently analyzed the global web based English corpus, a massive database containing over 1,900,000,000 words from 1,800,000 web pages across 340,000 websites in 20 English speaking countries. So they were hoping to understand who swears the most and guess who's number one. That's right. The United States.

We swear like crazy. We're number one. I I almost yelled something right after that. We'll just say heck yeah. Alright.

At least we're number one in something. Right? And, you know, me. I'm a I'm a fan of swearing, but you gotta use it properly. You know, you can't just do nothing but swear or the words lose the oomph.

So I I wanna keep us number one but I also want you to try to use that profanity responsibly. K? Don't do it to be hateful. Do it in a fun way. A fun and uplifting way for all around you.

Okay? You can use it to amplify jokes, make things extra funny, or if you do it too much, it's just like me. So anyway, like waking up to being number one in something. Alright? Alright.

You know, if somebody farts around you, it can be annoying. Jade does it to me all the time, and he's I don't know what's going on inside of that guy, but it ain't good. K? Dude's got some problems. So, anyway, at least, you know, it's never ended in a fight.

You know? I get mad. I'm like, dude, you stink. Get out of here. And that's the end of it.

Not the case in Wilkes Barre. Where or is it Wilkes Barre? I don't know. You know, down there in Pennsylvania. Chaz Pearson, thirty nine, arrested after assaulting an elderly man who farted while waiting in line at a business.

Yeah. He was at, CSL plasma. I don't know what kind of store that is, but, anyway, old guy farts, then he apologized. But Chaz Pearson, he did not accept that request. Instead, he just punched the guy right in the face.

So then the old man's, son intervenes, and he gets punched in the face too. Now, you know, the guy's in jail, but come on. It's just a fart. The only time you should just punch somebody in the face is if you actually need to defend yourself. And, yes, a fart may feel and seem like some type of assault but it it's just a fart.

K? Don't punch people over farts. I mean, Jade, you know, if I'd punched him every time that he dropped a bomb in this studio, well, I would have punched him lots of times. So many times I can't count it. Alright.

What else do we have here? If you'd really like a crosswalk installed in an area, you can't just do it yourself. This was out of, Charlottesville, Virginia. Got a, guy known for his outspoken pedestrian advocacy, Kevin Cox. So there's a particular intersection, Elliott Avenue and Second Street Southeast, where last year, a woman was kit, hit and killed while attempting to cross the road.

I guess cars are driving fast, not paying attention to pedestrians, so he decided to make a crosswalk. He got a can of spray chalk and just, you know, made one. And then the city got really mad, really mad at this guy. So they came out and they're like, we can't get it cleaned off. So then they painted over his lines with black paint.

Didn't he say it was chalk paint? Did they try a hose? You know? We couldn't get it off there. I, you know, rubbed my foot on it, and it just kinda moved around.

Well, anyway, he's facing, charges for the intentional destruction of property with a value of less than a thousand dollars. Is was that just the cost of the paint? And now the road looks trashy because there's a giant strip across the road that's just, you know, dark, just black compared to the rest of the the road there. But he says, you know, they've provoked me, but it's not gonna stop me. And this matter's now pending before the court, so we'll keep you updated.

Be careful out there. You know, there there are a lot of people driving like morons, not paying attention. Jade, you know, we talked about the fart king earlier. He crosses Sunnyside every day when he walks to work, and he's almost been hit tons of times. That's a wide open intersection.

There's no excuse for Jade to almost get run over, and it's at a crosswalk too, not his makeshift crosswalk. Yeah. You push the button and everything. Alright. And, if you've ever wanted to, go to the bath room on a bunch of names, a Birmingham, England pub has installed new artwork in its urinal.

And, you know, letting everybody know you can do your business on all the names that are etched onto it. And they've got, like, CEOs of weapons and defense companies, just saying may the cowards who profit off of misery, genocide, and murder rest in, we'll just say, blank for all eternity. Alright. You know, it makes the the urinal more fun. It's like in Vegas.

There's one at, I think it's Main Street Station where, they've got behind it a big chunk of the Berlin Wall, and they kinda advertise it as, hey. Come go to the bathroom on the Berlin Wall, but that's you know, you don't actually go on the wall. It's just behind the urinal. But, you know, it's not often that they make the bathrooms a little more fun. Generally, those activities just necessary and kinda boring, so liven it up a bit.

Maybe they'll you know, some bar around here will pay people to, you know, get their names etched on it. And then for those of you who don't like me, I guess you can take out your anger and frustration Next time you're hanging, I don't know where. Alright. There's some freak news, and I got plenty more. You know, one good thing about a three day weekend, stories stack up, making the show a little bit easier.

I was just reading about free school. Yeah. You wanna take some free college classes? Apparently, Harvard has decided to launch a number of free online classes for people, and I didn't realize there were so many of them. Yeah.

There's, like, 40 of these classes. And I think based on the titles of the classes here, these would all be good for pretty much everybody. You know, I remember back in high school, government class, you know, when you're, like, 17, what a snore. Right? As you get older and you start to see the importance of how government should work, learning more about it is probably a good thing.

So some of the classes I'm seeing here on the first page, they've got American government constitutional foundations, US public policy, social, economic, and foreign policies, citizen politics in America, public opinion, elections, interest groups, and the media, lots and lots of different stuff here. And again, the classes are free. So, yeah, if you're looking to boost your knowledge, government can be a very complex process. You know, the news tries to dumb it down and feed you what you wanna hear and, you know, just hope you'll move along and vote how they want you to. Learning about how everything really works is going to help you in your day to day life.

So check it out. You can go to the, Harvard website and check out all of the different classes available. And it's always beneficial to learn new information. It's good exercise for the mind and, yeah, might help you make some better life decisions at times. So I think I might even check some of these out.

Just need to get motivated to go to school. School ain't too bad from home. Right? It's better than being in that classroom. You can turn the annoying lights off and maybe crank the AC.

Hey, Peaches. What's happening? Hey. Good morning. I'm not gonna throw this particular radio station under the bus, but it does make me laugh when these things happen.

Yeah. It's why you need to have a backup plan. You know, if you're out broadcasting live in the public, sometimes people will say naughty things because the public, you know, it's twenty twenty five, and every form of media except for broadcast radio and television is just packed with profanity. You know? So people out on the streets, they're swearing.

Yeah. Yesterday, I was cussing Oliver Rexburg. It was fun. Yeah. Oh, peaches.

You can burst into flames if you cuss in Rexburg. I know. You're lucky you made it. Made it out safe. The police didn't arrest me.

I know. You could probably be made an example of. Who knows how long they'd lock you up in Rexburg for that? They bring up the firing squad. Yay.

You never it's Rexburg, man. Naughty language is not tolerated in Rexburg. I don't think you're even allowed to wear shorts there. So yeah. The next time I go out there, I will.

Well, we wish you luck, Peaches. We'll see you after, your your time spent. You know? What are you waiting for? Wearing shorts.

Wearing shorts? I found that out when we went to, the planetarium. The planetarium, as South Park would say, back when I was a a little kid. You know, it was probably May, probably about this time of year. It was hot outside, so I was wearing shorts.

And the planetariums at, BYU Idaho, back then, it was called Rick's College. And, Yeah. I I found out when we got there, you're not supposed to wear shorts. And so I was very embarrassed. You know?

Because apparently, everybody else got the note, but not me. Like, you gotta wear pants on a hot day. It's 90 degrees. Who's wearing pants? Right.

Yeah. Which is worse? No shorts or shorts? You know, it says right there in the text, don't wear shorts out in public. You know?

I know. I know. So, back to naughty language on broadcast media. There was a radio station over the weekend that, I I I'd wanna play the clip, but I'm not gonna do it. I mean, obviously, I'd have to edit it for sure.

But No. It's great because it really shows you can make mistakes in radio. I like like you said, I really don't understand why they were live live. Well, if you're going to be live live, you have to have someone running the board who can dump out on your audio because you never know what people are gonna say in public. Can we say that it was in the area?

We can say it's in the area. Okay. I'm not gonna say anything else besides that. But there there is somebody who is listening like me made a post saying, did anyone else hear that on certain station here? And Yeah.

And I'm ashamed of you for listening to that radio station, Peach. But it's Here's the thing. I wanna make Cannonball better, of course, than that station. Okay. So that's why I'm like, okay.

What crap imaging do they have running on this station where I can have Pete be 10 times funnier? Well, now they're dropping f bombs on the air, so I think we're we're behind. They're winning. I emailed that to Jade. So we'll, we'll have to have Pete's drop some, some golden lines.

That's right. That's right. But I wouldn't snitch on them because it to me, it's stupid that you can't use those words on radio. Oh, it's yeah. True.

But, it's funny because that lady's post got deleted. I actually messaged that lady and was like, I'm so glad you heard that too. By the way, I think your post, did you remove your post? And she goes, oh, no. I I it should still be there.

It's weird that comments are turned off and then Well, good on the admins for, protecting that radio personality because it's not a big deal. No. I think they probably got messaged and was like, yeah. Have you seen any post about this specific thing that happened? Please remove it.

Yeah. Because I you know, I would feel bad for that DJ if they had to get a talking to and Well, you can get a talking to about that. They didn't say it. Yeah. It's like, how can you do that?

You're you're basically setting your g DJ up for failure by being out there live live at a public event. Dude, imagine if I was broadcasting live at a concert at just a % live with nobody sitting at this board to dump out, and we're talking to the k Bear army out in front of the show. You're gonna have some bad language Right. Pop up. So, yeah, you gotta make sure you take the right precautions or just prerecord it.

You can prerecord it with your phone and send it over. That way, if anything did happen, you can recut the break or you could even edit it out of the break. You know? But I will admit it makes me laugh when I hear that happen on another radio station. It is funny and enjoyable to me.

I left here late Friday, and I was already mad that I was like, I'm getting out of here at six. I should be out of here at five. Get in the car, ride as I'm on Sunnyside. I had that station right because if I was showing you. Yeah.

I would say it's partially your fault that station was on my, you know, was was on. Yeah. I mean, I scan. I scan too. Just the other DJs don't ever talk.

You know? So it's like, okay. I've heard these songs a million times. The imaging's lame. What is the DJ gonna do?

And then you happen to catch them, and they generally don't do anything exciting. So I missed out on probably the best break that's ever been on that radio station just simply because of the blank yeah that was thrown in right at the that's a perfect out, you know, to dump to break. Usually, I listen to, like, old Howard Stern, like, clips and stuff. I I thought I was listening to one of those. I'm like, I don't mind this.

And then I did I did a double take to my my radio went, like, oh, wait. This is not that. This is an actual radio station of what? They allowed that? I almost did a UE right there on Sunnyside to come back and clip it.

Yeah. I I bet the, poor DJ who had that happen to him was terrified. Even though from what I understand I mean, we we don't push this, but I don't think that the FCC has fined a radio station for a language issue in many, many, many, many years. Like Well, now I sent that to them. No.

I'm just kidding. Like, ten or twenty years or something. It's some long amount of time. Don't send it to the FCC if you just Don't down. That's right.

Taking out the competition. No. We don't need to take the competition out that way. They're not even competition. They're Exactly.

People behind us. Exactly. So no. I'm in support of profanity on local radio. I did sell my, my giant record player over the weekend.

Oh, finally. Yeah. Finally. Some older man was like, yeah. I just need a radio for my shop.

Can I hear it work? And then I showed him and he's like, okay. Here's the 40 and gave it to me and and then I put him in his truck put him in his truck for him. But what was funny is that I'm like, hey. What what radio station you listen to?

And I think he said something like one zero two point five. Oh, classic rock one zero two. Yeah. Or magic. So I made sure to be like, what the heck?

Why are you listening to that garbage for? Listen to me. And I put the caber sticker on the like in his truck too. Alright. Good job.

That's what you gotta do. Have the conversation, educate, and if necessary, demand. Demand that they stop listening Yeah. To these other stations and listen to us. I did have cable stickers on hand in Jackson.

Nice. Nice. Yeah. It looked like a a really nice day in Jackson. It was fun.

My weekend, pretty uneventful. I did mow my yard finally. The front and the back. Well, you didn't go to Pocatello with, you know Yeah. I did go to Pocatello with Ben.

Ben came and picked me up and was like, let's go. Do you have to see that bead inside of that Corvette? That Corvette's pretty sweet. I don't think you'd fit him. No.

Of course not. Yeah. It it's a two seater, and I mean, it I was snug in the passenger seat. So but it was cool. You know?

And it was funny because, you know, we're cruising around. And what do you think the ratio of guys to girls who go awesome car is? Well, that's what's funny is that, like, you know, no woman's gonna be like, oh, man. You have a loud car. I'm, I want you type of thing.

That's never happened. No. It's all dudes who are like, that's a sweet ride, man. Yeah. You know?

So, you know, if you wanna get out and pick up dudes, you need yourself a sports car. Maybe the ladies are the ones who should be buying them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure.

Because they're gonna get attention. Most dudes want that, like, you know, the pretty girl behind the wheel of the Corvette. That's right. That's right. You know, it's gonna cost you.

But if you can afford it, sure. If I could afford a car like that, I would just because it's fun. You know, it's not practical. It was funny. I, sent some pictures of it parked in my driveway to the girls.

I was like, check it out. I decided to treat myself and get a new ride. Maddie didn't buy it for a second, but Taryn believed me that that was my new car. Like, come on, Taryn. So thank you to Ben from the advocates for taking me out on the town, did some karaoke, birthday celebration.

It was fun. Hey. You should've, had me try to fit in the Corvette and put it on our social media pages. Yeah. It would've been hilarious.

Would've been hilarious because I it just wouldn't happen. You saw me at that cop car Lieutenant Crane was driving. Oh, yeah. And this is more snug than that. Yeah.

That's no. I can't. Yeah. So yeah. Fun times.

I hope everybody had a great holiday weekend, and, you know, I hope today is going nice as well. I don't think anybody's enthusiastic about today. You know? No. Everybody's still mentally checked out from the holiday weekend.

Well, yesterday, there's also people grieving too. Exactly. People they've lost. Exactly. You know, it's not not a happy holiday.

So, yeah. For mattress stores. Did they have a lot of big sales, though? That's what they always do every year. Every every single year, I see those commercials.

Memorial Day mattress sale. Alright. Well, you know, you you gotta rest comfortably, Peaches. Sure. I know that I was very happy in my mattress today till I had to get out of bed.

Yeah. Me too. Alright, everybody. Let's do well, actually, we'll just go to break here looking at the time. You and I talked a long time, peaches.

Has anyone ever smashed cake into the bride's face at a wedding and had it end well? You see it in the movies. I don't know if I've ever seen it in real life because, you know, those wedding dresses are really expensive, and I doubt that any bride wants the cake, you know, just all over herself. You know, she's probably worked really hard on her, makeup for the big day. Well, this story takes it to next level here, and this guy's an idiot.

Alright? He tried to well, he successfully shoved cake in his new bride's face, but he did it with cake on a fork. Yes. A forkful of wedding cake. And I don't know if you can imagine this, but if you have a fork and you shove it in someone's face, it'll mess him up.

Fork to the face. We've seen it in many horror movies. Don't look like it feels very good. Yeah. He, ripped open her, upper lip, and then she had to spend about five minutes with a fancy table napkin against her face to stop the bleeding.

Let's see. How long after did they get divorced? Because I saw that in here. About ten or eleven months. That's how long the wedding lasted.

And, we've talked about it before. Weddings are very expensive, but you know what's even more dis more expensive divorce. That's right. And I think if you stab your, mate in the face with a fork, you know, the the divorce courts are going to listen to that type of information. Alright?

Bloody face is not what you wanna see at your wedding. So just eat the cake. You know? Just because you see something in a movie doesn't mean you need to do it. You saw a friend jump jump off a bridge?

Yeah. You've heard that before. Anyway, I think she's gonna be all right, but yeah. Marriage over. Again, the guy's a moron.

You can't you can't shove a fork into someone's face. What's he thinking? Even if it was a spoon. Alright. Still no good.

Well, I'm feeling a little bit tired today because of the lack of sleep or poor sleep that I got over the weekend. You know, just staying up way too late and then getting up way too early, and it starts compounding. But my day could be much worse. Alright? I'm just a little bit tired.

You know, other than that, feeling pretty good. I didn't get beat down by a kangaroo over the weekend that tried to drown me. That happened to Don James. Had to fight for his life. He is, he was just hanging out.

I don't know how he ended up on the side of the road here, but there were some floodwaters which had pooled on the side of the road. And this kangaroo shows up, And I guess it was, a little bit distressed because with all this flooding, it, you know, likely felt that it had been kinda trapped in this area. And this record flooding that hit Australia was pretty pretty crazy. Like, five people died. This guy almost died.

Yeah. Sees the kangaroo and, you know, next thing they know, the kangaroo launches toward her car and starts attacking it. Why was the guy on the outside? The article doesn't say how the guy ended up outside of his car. So he's outside of it and then the kangaroo just starts beating the crap out of him.

You know, they said it was a literal boxing match because you've seen those. Right? It's not just from cartoons. Kangaroos will punch and kick the crap out of you. Alright?

They're mean and they're strong. So then the guy, you know, he falls down into this floodwater and the kangaroo's holding him down. Not only will they punch and kick you, but apparently, they will hold you down in water and try to drown you. Luckily, something scared the kangaroo and ended up running off. Hence, why this guy isn't dead.

But, man, I gotta deal with what? The occasional spider in my house? Outside, maybe a stray dog or something. Squirrels. I mean, I can't imagine walking down the road and an animal just come up and punch me right in the head.

And then try to drown you too on top of it. Yeah. Hopefully, that makes you feel a little bit better after your holiday weekend. Things could be worse. A lot of speculation going around about, how much pitch correction was used in that song.

I know Tobias can sing, but that last note sounded pretty perfect. Yeah. Anyway, what's not perfect is this thing Peaches and I saw last week that it's real, these standing only seats that are gonna be popping up on some of Europe's low cost airlines this year. Now you're not 100% standing. Okay.

There is a little seat, but for you're you're kind of half standing and you are so crammed together. This looks miserable, just miserable. But flying in general is not fun, and it's not comfortable. So might as well stand if it'll save you some bucks. Standing is good for you.

I need to do a little bit more standing in my life. You know when you're, you know, sore after fighting your lawnmower because your lawn was like a foot and a half tall. Like, why does my neck hurt? Oh. Oh, yeah.

Because I did a normal adult task and mowed my lawn. Yeah. I should probably stand more. But, yeah, if the if the tickets were pretty cheap, I'd probably go for it because, Who cares? Get to your destination.

It's not like it's gonna be great if you're in a normal seat. So, speaking of standing, if you're, you know, working for a company that still does Zoom meetings or Google Meets, things like that, video conference calls, wear some pants, k. How many time people get busted in these videos doing something naughty? I mean, all this guy did was stand up, thankfully. But, yeah, I mean, he didn't wear nothing, just a shirt.

It's not what you wanna see from your coworkers, not on a Tuesday after a three day weekend. You're not wanting to be at work anyway. Next thing you know, Jade stands up in the conference call. Jade. Why, dude?

Why? So, yeah, don't do that. Thankfully, the article didn't have, like, a photo or something. You would think after everybody else who's gotten in trouble for that, people would realize it's best just to be clothed. You know?

Save the pants off for after the work meeting. It might be comfortable. You're working from home, but you never know. They might tell you to stand up it's time for the pledge of allegiance I don't know and then you're doomed no I'm not gonna stand and then they're like what are you anti American what's your problem and you know then you got a whole ruckus all right and then you do stand up and you're not wearing pants now you look twice as bad Alright? I know it's getting kind of hot out for pants so shorts are fine too.

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