#0155 - A Virus in the Machine, A Treasure in the Mountains, and A Fart in the Wind - 02/13/2025
Ah yes, another morning on the Viktor Wilt Show, where technology fears Viktor, but only just enough to toy with his sanity. The day kicks off with a computer virus scare, sending Viktor into full-on cyber detective mode, questioning what nefarious deeds Peaches might have done to his system overnight. As his machine runs an infuriatingly fruitless scan, he plunges into the depths of bizarre internet trivia, questioning if ants on stilts prove that life is meaningless and why the U.S. is only four presidents old.
Then comes the storm—literally. A snowpocalypse is brewing, which is just what Viktor needed to further brighten his morning of tech disasters. In an attempt to distract himself from the impending doom, he embarks on an imaginary treasure hunt, because clearly, the only logical solution to his problems is unearthing a long-lost Spanish hoard in the Idaho wilderness. Spoiler alert: he gives up on that dream faster than his computer gives up on finding the virus.
Meanwhile, back in the real world, there are priorities—like debating whether Oasis deserves a place above Tool on a rock band ranking (they don’t), and whether Led Zeppelin deserves to be crowned the greatest of all time (they don’t—The Beatles supremacy forever!). Then, of course, there’s the matter of a man in Australia mistaking hot wing residue for an STD, a Tennessee taco truck so good that people ignored a literal dead body to get their fix, and Idaho's biggest online search for naughty material being—wait for it—farts. Good job, Idaho.
Elsewhere in the cosmos, Gen Z revives goth culture, a bunch of nearly-naked men in Japan wrestle each other for luck, and somewhere in the UK, a rogue barber is mysteriously shaving people's cats. All of this, while Viktor debates the ethics of Pepsi Blue and reminisces about the golden age of bizarre soda flavors. He finally wraps it all up with a healthy dose of Mandela Effect-induced existential dread, because nothing says "good morning" like questioning if your entire memory is a lie.
0:00 - Whining about my computer problems
5:27 - Still fighting with the computer, features at East Idaho News
9:11 - Computer fixed, vaguebooking about new unreleased music that I was allowed to hear
12:56 - Legends of treasure hidden in Idaho
17:38 - Forbes list of the greatest rock bands of all-time
23:09 - Radio host thinks he picked up a disease because he didn't wash his hands after eating hot wings, people step over a dead body so they can buy tacos, most-searched for terms relating to things that get people excited
27:16 - Chinese Lucky Man event
29:20 - The goth lifestyle is back in fashion
31:03 - Police investigating a cat shaving spree in the UK
32:40 - Weird products from back in the day
42:08 - Scoping out an article about the Mandele Effect to see if there is anything new.
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