#0319 - My Coworker Framed Me With Milk and I Stole His Chair - 03/02/2026
Speaker 1: How is it Monday again already? You have got to be kidding me. I swear I swear I was just here sitting in this seat doing this show. It's like I blink and the weekend's over. Oh, hopefully today goes by quickly. Anyway, I'll try to get into a more positive mind state. It's just a little bit difficult to do on a Monday morning. You know? I'd say, oh, I was sleeping great, but I wasn't anyway. I don't know. Maybe I would have been able to get back to sleep eventually, but might as well be up and at him.
Annoying classy. I totally forgot on Friday did we talk about this bag of milk? I don't know if we talked about this one. Anyway, at some point Friday, Josh comes up to me and he's like, it was your bag of milk in the fridge. Like what are you talking about?
And go to the break room. There's a plastic baggy with my name on it full of milk. And I'm like, that's not mine. Somebody in the building clearly trying to make me look like a weirdo. And it was Josh and Chantel themselves who had the bag of milk, put my name on it and put it in the fridge to make me look weird.
It's like you guys are the ones who brought the bag of milk to work so you could drink 10 year old tea. So anyhow, I took Josh's new chair and I hid it in my office. Totally forgot I'd done that. He comes over and is like, where's my chair, bro? And if I had remembered that I had done that prior to him coming by, I would have been able to keep a straight face, but I just started laughing. I was like, oh yeah, I forgot I did that. Where do you think your chair is?
And I guess he'd looked all over the place. Take that. So anyhow, I'm just trying to get motivated here. As is typical on a Monday, I do not want to be at work.
Ah, being at home would be so cozy and nice. Stupid weekend going by too fast. Anyway, hopefully we have some fun today. Hopefully some good stories floating around, some good crap to talk about. And we continue on with Make the Switch with Brent Gordon-Law. Yeah, this coming weekend, the time change.
Don't forget about that. But at least we're giving away a Nintendo Switch 2 bundle to one of you so somebody's going to have a good weekend. All you got to do is sign up in the K-Bear 101, Alt-101, or Cannonball 101 apps, or listen for the Mario Sounder. If you hear us play that, be caller number 20. We'll put you into the Make the Switch drawing with Brent Gordon-Law.
And if you're lucky, you'll win a Nintendo Switch 2 bundle. So good luck to you on that. I'm going to get digging on some content here. And, yeah, work on my attitude as well. Wish me luck on that. Welcome to Monday. Hope you had a good weekend and that it didn't go by too quickly.
Mine over in the blink of an eye. Not very happy about it. What do you do? You go to work. Got to build up that PTO. Can't be missing any days. But boy, I tell you, if I had a just pile of PTO, I would be in bed right now relaxing. Try to get a nap in, then maybe play some of the new Resident Evil.
I did get it installed, but the weekend was just a little hectic. So I played for, I don't know, five minutes. And right when I got to when it was starting to get creepy, I don't remember what happened. I think the kids came over and got to give up the TV.
So, even though I have lots of TVs in the house, the living room's the funnest. So, yeah, weekend went by way too fast. Not quite enough relaxation for my taste, but I did get a nap in yesterday morning, which was great. It was great. I woke up feeling pretty supercharged. The only thing that sucks is when you nap on a Sunday, it feels like there is no weekend. So it's probably my own fault that it feels like the weekend was over in the blink of an eye. Whatever. I'll sleep someday.
All right. Wow, this is quite the list of things coming to Netflix in March. That's March already.
I ain't complaining because that means the chance of us actually getting pummeled with winter and getting slimmer and slimmer. Yeah, I'm looking at this list of things coming to Netflix because sitting down watching Netflix sounds kind of good. But there's nothing really very exciting on here. I mean, I do enjoy the movie Casino, but I've seen it a million times.
It's like, meh. If you want to check this list out, it's over at eastidahonews.com. I was trying to scroll through all the, you know, just annoying political crap going on and see if there was anything else. I'm not seeing a lot of excitement here on things coming to Netflix. Hmm. All of the Saw movies at some point.
If you want to sit down and watch 10 Saw movies or something like that. No, that's going to happen. Uh, this list sucks. Okay.
Thanks for keeping it exciting, Netflix. Okay. We'll close that out. Sorry, I'm just dreaming of us sitting in my bed watching TV and then just dozing off, crashing out. I know it's rude to talk about on a Monday morning because you're probably feeling the same, but we'll crush this day and get through it together somehow. All right.
What else is going on online? Am I a jerk for telling my friend she's single because no one actually likes her personality? Um, I mean, it's not the nicest thing to say, but if it's true, maybe, well, can people really change their personality that much? I don't think they can.
You can, you can try, but you're only going to be able to change it to a degree. You know? So, good luck to her. I almost see what else I can dig up here. Okay. Sorry, it's a rough Monday morning. And apparently I'm digging for content in all the wrong places, but I'll keep trying. All I can do is do my best. Okay.
Oh, man. It is a lonely day. It's Monday.
It's all early. Boo. All right. I'll stop my complaining. I'll stop my complaining. Okay.
Taking a look at the internet here. What's a normal thing you didn't realize was unusual until you were older? Hmm. Well, I'm pretty brain dead this morning, so I can't come up with anything myself. Let's see what the internet says. All right.
This person said, blowing into the tube on the black box so my grandpa could drive to the gas station. All right. Listen, that is not cool. Grandpa. Hey, we're going to go for a ride.
You know, every time you got to blow into this little black box for me. Oh, it's messed up. Geez. Yep. That's not normal. What else do we have?
We have here. This person said, being a kid and making coffee for my mom. I didn't know that a cup of coffee didn't require a shot of Kahlua.
All right. These are all going to be booze things, aren't they? Until I spent the night at a friend's house and they were making breakfast, his mom asked us to help make the coffee and I asked where the Kahlua was. She just shook her head and said, we don't use that for coffee here, actually. That'd be embarrassing.
Let's see. I thought it was normal for the whole family to sit in the lounge room all day reading books. Turns out this is not that common. Okay. Maybe not common, but it shouldn't be unusual. Oh, just sitting there reading doesn't sound pretty good right now.
Can you imagine being kicked back in bed, reading a book? Oh, dozen off. Okay. Sorry. Just daydreaming.
It happens on a Monday. Let's see here. What else do we have? Having to do riddles to find Easter eggs. I didn't think people just looked for them. I had to follow hints taped on eggs leading from one to another until a toy was found at the end. I'm so grateful I got that adventure. That's pretty fun. Like, Santa when he came to my house would generally do a scavenger hunt with the kids. I don't know why he stopped doing that. Santa got lazy or something.
Let's see here. Christmas presents had your age and gender never your name. Okay, that's a weird one.
Why wouldn't you just put the kids' names on them? Huh. Okay, that one's sad and depressing. I'm not going to read that. Okay. Okay, these are all getting sad and depressing. I should have known that's how it would go. I wanted this to be fun. But I guess it didn't start off like happy. It just kind of made me laugh at the grandpa one.
It's so terrible. All right. Yeah, I'm not going to get myself depressed this morning. Let's close that out. We'll find something else to talk about. Yo, it's Monday.
Hello. We're going to survive it. We're going to make it through. All right. Maybe this thread will help us in some way.
What's a skill you learned out of pure desperation that ended up changing your life? All right. This could also probably be another depressing thread, but had a lot of people calling me. Haven't had a lot of time to dig for content. And well, just not really feeling it.
So let's see what we got here. This person, as far as a skill they learned out of pure desperation that ended up changing their life says learning how to budget and actually stick to it started out of panic when I was broke, ended up giving me way more freedom and peace of mind than I expected. This next person commented budgeting is a low or is low key a superpower.
Once it clicks from broke panic mode into OK, I can breathe. Yeah, I should probably work on budgeting better. I certainly should. After taking a look at my recent credit card bill, like, oh, I just got some of this fixed. But you know, when you got a daughter who needs to get married and you need a snowblower, all of a sudden you've racked up a bunch of debt. Fantastic.
She better be grateful. All right, this person said cooking for myself rather than buying packaged or prepared food. It makes a huge difference in mental outlook, energy and everything. Yeah, learning to cook is good. It just takes time.
And I think that's why I end up eating crappy food a lot. Just simply time. Now, last night, did I have time to cook? Probably. But instead waited around for DoorDash. Stayed up too late.
Let's see here. Microsoft Excel formulas and macros, which led me to VBA programming, which led to software development, no college degree. All right, yeah. You know, some of that stuff, I don't know if it's going to be as valuable of a skill as AI takes over everything, but you know, it's still still good to know.
Emotional regulation. All right. I guess I think I'm OK. Good at that. You know, this morning woke up all anxious, but I didn't have a breakdown. I made it to work as much as I didn't want to. All right.
This person says how to learn, review, self-test, review. All right. Yeah. Teaching yourself. It's a good way to learn things. Sure.
This person said using a sewing machine changed their life. All right. Well, cool. Oh, good for you. Sales.
Yeah. That's what, you know, if you learn how to do sales, you're going to have a job. OK. How to respond to aggressiveness and manipulation with assertive calmness. That is a good skill to have. Like, you know, people irritate me quite often, but I'm pretty good at staying calm. A lot of people aren't so good at that.
It'll save you a lot of trouble and headache if you can learn to, you know, stay calm when people are just being stupid. So, yeah, that's a good skill to learn. I don't know why they said they learned it out of desperation, but all right.
I don't think these people really learned these skills out of desperation like gardening. I just had to do something. I had to learn to garden. Gardening is a little bit trickier than you think. I've done it before and I'm not a very big fan of it. I don't like pulling weeds. I don't like dealing with bugs. Yeah, it's a lot of work. Lazy.
We go to Winko. Basic mechanic work. You know, that that would probably be pretty good to learn. So I didn't have to just JD, come help me. JD, please, please come help me. All right. What else do we have here? Things to learn.
Eat like a caveman. They did that out of desperation. I don't really think so. Building and sustaining a fire with limited resources. I hope that we don't enter into a time when having to be able to start a fire with sticks is necessary, but maybe it's good to know. How to cut your own hair. Oh, I do that, but it's pretty easy. Gave myself a haircut yesterday. All you do is cut all the hair off. Simple haircut. I think I woke up on a different planet today.
This is a little bit weird. You know how metalheads are, right? Like anything that's not metal. It's not metal.
Sucks. Um, there's a subreddit called metal for the masses. Somebody posted, so I saw Lady Gaga with my wife. This lady can sing crazy talent. Her show is actually really metal for a pop artist. Props to the live drummer.
Dude hits the sticks hard. Crazy how much she sounds like Tatiana from Ginger. Saw Ginger this past October and it's almost identical in their cadence and vocal delivery. And somebody needs to do a metal collab ASAP with Lady Gaga. And I figured the comments, you know, people be trashing this guy. No, all these metalheads, they love Lady Gaga. And I mean, I think she's really good. I've even played a play a song on my chill from Lady Gaga before.
But I think I woke up on another planet. Because metalheads, they do nothing but complain in the comments. Like if this was a thread about sleep token, the haters would be out in full force. But I haven't seen anybody in here like, no, she sucks. Oh, yeah, she's great. She's awesome. It would be really cool if she did a rock or metal album.
Her last one had some, you know, pretty industrial stuff going on. The track I've played on my show. What's it called? Can't think of it right now. It was very nine inch nails ish.
Very, again, industrial, pretty cool stuff. I'd go to one of her shows for sure. I bet it's awesome. Now, there's a handful of pop artists that are that are really good. There's a lot that are terrible, but, you know, she's pretty good.
Pretty good. No, it's good to see the metalheads not being elitist. I guess this is Reddit, not Facebook. So things are a little different there. People start some interesting threads online like this one. What do you hate most about the grocery store? Who's just sitting around going, I need to ask the internet a question. What do you hate about the grocery store? How many things could you hate about the grocery store?
All right. I'm sitting here thinking about it. There's, of course, the cost of groceries. That answer is going to pop up. And then probably something to deal with crowds. There's too many people there. By the way, could we get another Winco built on the other side of town? That would be great.
All right. Winco is a constant, busy nightmare. We need another Winco in town. All right. There's enough people here to here to cover it. OK. We can have two Walmart's.
We can have two Wincos. OK, let's see if there's anything aside from the cost of groceries or people. People said they hate about the grocery store.
Let's see here. Oh, they hate putting the groceries away when they get home. I'll get home from the grocery stores like the best part. Finally, out of there.
We made it through. Let's see. People.
OK. Cost of stuff. Oh, how few cashiers there there are. I don't like doing the self-checkout. Me now, if we go back to Winco.
Depending on the day. They could use more cashiers, but like Walmart, they have a million checkouts. So. I've got to scan my own stuff. It's fine. No big deal.
Oh, let's see here. People. How they move stuff around? They relocate the item. I hate it.
Paying people the increase in cost. See why? Would you make this thread? And then why are there so many responses when people are all just saying the same things? Well, pointless. And why am I talking about it on the radio?
Because I'm an idiot and I couldn't find anything better. OK, I am going to try harder for freak news. OK, we should have a weekend's worth of weird news to dig up.
Hopefully I can get a few stories out of it. We'll find out here in just a few. All right, I'll be right back. All right, we're going to get into freak news here in a few, but wanted to let you know if you need to put gas in your vehicle, you probably want to do it now. Oh, so annoying. I saw my gaslight come on and my way to work was like, OK, I got to get gas later. Then, of course, I see an article pop up. Oh, I expect gas prices to, you know, just start going up. What did this say? Five to ten cents a day for at least a little while.
What does that mean? How high are they going to get? So anyway, get your get your gas now. Stupid wars. Oh, got to think about how this affects, you know, everybody. We need every dollar we can get.
Oh, all right. Hopefully it ain't too high by the time I can make it to the pump on lunchtime. Anyhow, here's one for my lady. I don't even know if she's listening, but here's one for you.
Like a enjoy. Hey, you know, methods bad. OK, don't do math. OK. And especially don't store your math in a sippy cup.
That's just not cool. Because then somebody's going to pour the little one a drink. And then all of a sudden, oh, why ain't the straw working?
Oh, the bag of math is stuck in it. Yeah, I've got a number of parents in jail in Florida. Jeez. Yeah, again, don't do math. OK.
It's really, really bad for you. OK, help is out there. Jeez. What else do we have here? Oh, I got a call from a listener who said he saw gas for about 288. So it's it's still decent. Get it while it's hot.
I'm sure by the time I go to lunch, they'll jack the prices up a little bit. OK. OK. Let's see. There was another guy in Florida. He was missing for 10 days.
OK. It's a long time to be missing. You know where they found him? Stuck in the mud up to his shoulders. Yeah, he was at.
I don't know. It says a sand plant, but was found in mud up to his shoulders near a borrow pit. So this guy, he was stuck in the mud for just days. I mean, 10 days, you think he'd be dead. But he's alive. Oh, man, it was a really bad weather at the time as well.
Really cold, freezing temperatures. Like, I'm not happy that I haven't worked this morning. All right. It's Monday weekend.
Went by too fast. I'd rather be at home. Relaxing with my lady watching a movie. Now, I've got the Monday grumpiness going on, but at least I wasn't stuck in the mud. Talk about claustrophobia stuck in the mud for up to 10 days. Oh, so he's all right.
And what's real set? You read through the article and, you know, I guess the guy had been depressed because he broke up with his girlfriend. And so that's why his friends sent the cops over to his house to like see if he was there because they hadn't heard from him. I guess he just went for a walk and I tried to calm down a bit, get his mind off and think then he gets stuck in the mud.
Geez. So, yeah, this morning's not going too bad. Again, tired, a little grumpy, but I wasn't stuck in the mud for 10 days. So just think about that.
If you're having a morning, it could be worse. Oh, let's see here. There has been a lot of snow in other parts of the country, like New York and New Jersey recently just got pummeled. And I guess people are going a little bit nutty over there. Like, I don't know if you've ever been to New York, but I can't imagine trying to find a parking spot in New York.
Like how people live there. I just don't get it. So people are defending their parking spots with snow shovels and some of them are even threatening to slash other people's tires.
It's got like you take my spot. Yeah, your tires are going to be ruined. People are putting up signs, putting up little spikes and things like that.
All right. You know, at least people around here don't get that crazy during the winter. I know it's aggravating. I'm sure to live on some of them numbered streets where the city will like bury your car and snow if you don't get it off the road. I haven't heard of anybody out to fight in people with snow shovels over a parking spot. So, well, I mean, we didn't really have a winter. So this would have been the year for it.
Wouldn't have wouldn't have surprised me. All right, we're making our way through this day. It's a little after eight days.
You know, not going by quite as fast as I'd like, but hey, I wasn't stuck in the mud for 10 days, so I'm doing okay. I saw a few stories pop up about this last week, and I thought it was pretty much a one off and I was like, yeah, that's unpleasant. I'm not really going to get into it. But now that I'm finding more of them and apparently it's more common than I would imagine, we got to talk about alpine divorce, a viral new dating term.
This is horrible. Okay, basically what alpine divorce is is, you know, a couple goes out on a date in nature, like maybe they're hiking or camping, you know, they head up into the mountains. And then one of them just abandons the other one just dips and is like peace. And that's how they are breaking up with them, just leaving them in the woods. You can die in the woods. The woods are a dangerous place.
What kind of scumbag DFB to take some of, hey, let's go for a hike. And then, hold on, I got to go pee. I'm going to go over behind that tree over there and just run away, sneak out. Yeah, there was a story that like a TikTok video that went viral about this.
Some girl, you know, getting left out in the desert. And then people started chiming in. Yeah, yeah, my boyfriend did that to me. Like, how often does this happen? What is wrong with people?
Wow. I mean, I would hope that, you know, the person who was left in the woods would always dump the other person after this. Apparently, the term comes from an 1800s short story called an alpine divorce by Robert Barr. And it's a story about a guy who's, you know, going to murder his wife while they're out hiking.
But now TikTok, you know, like, Alpine divorce. Um, poor girl getting left in the middle of nowhere. I just can't believe how many comments there are from people who are like, yeah, yeah, I got left in the forest. I had to walk two hours back to civilization. Well, my friend got abandoned by her partner on a trail.
Luckily, she found another hiker who could help her find her way back. Holy crap. Yeah. That's just terrible.
I don't know. I know there are some real jerks out there, but I mean, that person could get ripped apart by a bear or something. And no matter what, it's going to be traumatic. You ever been out in the woods by yourself? It can be kind of creepy. Geez. So yeah, don't do that. That's awful.
Pieces of garbage. All right, this one could could be a little bit gross. Just a heads up.
It happens. Let's talk about the food vlogger. Haritsu. Um, this is a food vlogger who posts videos of himself eating rotting food. Yeah.
If you want to check out the Instagram page or I guess is it tick tock? H A R I T S U U U. So, um, some of the things that he's happily eaten on camera include mushroom curry with the side of worms.
Another video, he opens a rice cooker filled with moldy rice, washes it with soap and then cooks it with meat before eating it with the chopstick pulled from his hair. Yeah. Um. What are some of the other things this person is so I guess a vice interviewed this vlogger and was like not asking questions like, you know, are you crazy? What's wrong with you? Now they're like, Oh, what was your first taste of rotten food?
And he's like, well, in 2020, it was a two month old fungus covered beef. I still remember how it felt in my hands. It was a thick slime that slipped between my fingers.
I was scared, but excited. I recall thinking, can I eat this? I thought maybe if I washed it with soap and cooked it, the bacteria and worms would die. So I cooked it, but it still tasted like rotten meat. It smelled like garbage. And on my tongue, it tasted like what you think sewage water would taste like. Oh, delicious.
And then they go on. Okay. What's your favorite moldy food? Oh, probably the rotten tofu that I had. Fresh tofu is supposed to look white. But when I had it, it was brown, but it tasted really good. Maybe I cooked it right. Every time I eat something new, especially new moldy food, I think to myself, ah, this is how it tastes.
Now I know one more thing that others don't and it makes me feel special. Oh, how about the bad stuff? All right. Rotten tofu. Delicious. What's the most disgusting food you've had so far? Well, first rotten eggs.
Even after washing, it still stinks. The second one is rice covered in layers of fungus and worms. I hate worms. They give me the ick. Well, yeah, that's because they're worms. Oh.
Oh. At what point is it not worth going viral on TikTok? I think when you're eating worms to get likes, if you're eating worms to get likes, you've taken it too far.
Okay. Couldn't couldn't you die doing this? We're talking about worms.
And the guy's like, yeah, you know, I've never gotten sick doing it. And especially during my first year on TikTok, I was wasn't that popular. So all I could afford to was rotten food. I was just trying to get by. I was just doing what I do. Oh, oh, and he says his friend, his family and friends like it.
They watch his videos and they're like, yeah, it matches who you are as a person. What? Raw food eating person, not raw rotten rotten. Oh. All right.
And I'm looking at pictures of this stuff. Okay. I don't recommend it. I don't recommend you look at those pictures. Okay. I think I need something cool and refreshing and delicious to drink.
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I've already been doing that. Let's do some lifting. Nope. Yeah.
How about walking and lifting? Nope. None of the above. I've had enough fun of lifting and walking.
All right. And I will get cutting trees. Didn't you say you chopped down to like huge trees?
60 foot trees. Yeah. And you did it yourself. Yeah. You know, there's a tree people do that for you for hefty price. Yeah. Well, I can do it just for the cost of chainsaw gas. Yeah.
But you know, you might end up with a tree on your head. Fool. Ah, I'm a professional.
Oh, all right. I landed exactly where I wanted them to. Did they?
Of course they did. Because I'm awesome. Okay. Just like everything I do. Yeah.
Everything you do is so awesome. Yeah. Sure.
Sure. Everything around here runs great until you break it. Yeah, I was going to say I'm start looking around here.
I bet I'd find some broken stuff and peaches broke it. Not me. Right. It's never me. It's never me. I don't do anything wrong ever. I'm the perfect employee.
I'm the perfect person. Yeah. The weekend went by a little bit too quickly. You had a weekend. Neat. Yeah.
At least somebody did. Essentially. I mean, I woke up today and was like, what happened? Where did my weekend go? This is a bunch of bull crap. It's like Groundhog's Day, man. 40 hour work week is overrated. Yeah.
Henry Ford. You suck. Yeah. There are a number of nations and, you know, businesses that are changing to the 32 hour work week. It'll be better. When's the next time you're talking to the upper levels of management? You're going to know what they're going to say. Should be 48 hours.
Speaker 2: You should be working every day. It should be 60. The shifts are too long as it is or too short as it is.
Speaker 1: Hey, you got to try. That's your job to try on our behalf, boss man. On my own behalf. You guys can keep working. Oh, I need an extra day off each week. Tell you what. I need three.
Yeah. You know, a two day work week would be great. Two day work week.
I'll work two twenties. I don't care. I mean, it's a long time to be stuck here, but. For five days off. Oh, it'd be worth it.
Did it be worth it? I just track my shows like every other radio show around the country. Well, there you go. And then just hang out at home playing video games, relax and maybe do some chores, dig holes, building fences. I did look at my yard. My back yard's a mess. Just like your life. It's not that messy.
You know, my life is decent. I just need to go to bed earlier. You know, it's hard to go to bed early. It sucks. And all of a sudden it's late.
It's like, no. And then when you go to bed too late, you wake up extra early because you're stressing about the fact that you went to bed late. So then you wake up way before you need to on a Monday morning and then can't get back to sleep and then you got to come here.
Put up with Josh's crap. Where's my chair? Where's my chair? He was mad. He was looking all over the place.
And I forgot we had done that too. So he comes by and he says chair and I couldn't straight face it. I just started laughing. He's like, put a busted up chair in my studio.
Arms all falling off. I totally forgot that we did that. Yeah, that's what he gets for putting a bag of milk in the fridge with my name on it. You want to shame me? You want to shame me? I'll take your chair. I'll shame you.
No chair. So I gave me at least a little laugh this morning. Then I went back to going, oh, it's too early. But that's all right. We'll crush this week like we always do. That's right. Right? All right. Do you need some raw meat energy drink? You look like it. No.
Speaker 2: You're like, you need a nap. I just didn't nap for like 80 hours. Dude, nap sounds so good. I woke up super early on Sunday yesterday. Me too. And then I was like, I'm going to try to go back to sleep.
So I did. And then Becca woke me up at 2 30. She's like, are you going to get up today? I was like, sure. What time is 2 30? No, the weekend's over. All day.
Speaker 1: I know I bought the new Resident Evil game and I was going to play that this weekend. I slept all day yesterday. You know, Saturday was too busy. You know, got a running gun. Let's do the grocery store.
Let's do this and that. I didn't accomplish much anything. Maybe two loads of laundry somehow.
Lazy bum. I know I had, you know, so many goals and such this weekend. Just didn't happen somehow.
I don't even know what happened this weekend. Well, I can always put you to work that way. You know what you're doing.
It's Monday. I have plenty of work. I got more fence to build. Oh, holes to dig. Cement to mix.
No, that doesn't sound fun. And isn't it raining or something? Yeah. This yesterday sucks so bad. Drop it on trees in the rain. Well, it was terrible. I would just sleep and I was laying in bed.
Speaker 2: By the time you got up, I'd been working for six hours.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude. Sorry. Very grateful that my lady just let me sleep. But she did get me up super early on Saturday. So I think I was owed it yesterday. Like, are you going to drag me out of bed at six a.m. on a Saturday? I better be able to sleep in on Sunday. But then I had to get up early today. So you need at least like three days of sleeping in to really feel maximized. One doesn't really cut it. No, no, just not enough. But it did give me enough energy to give myself a haircut and shave. I was looking like crap.
Worse than usual. Still. All right, everybody. Jade's in the house. I think everybody's here. Is it like back to normal here?
Nobody on vacation? Yeah, I think so. So we're going to have to go to the Monday meeting. Yep. Listen, people babble on about their promotions. Yep. Yellow sales.
Yeah, what? What's the movement on this? You got it. In the bright room. Apparently people need to turn the lights all the way up. It's like, dude, I hide in the darkness. Turn it down.
Don't need this light. So that's what we're doing. But I'll find something else to talk about. Don't worry, it's going to be an amazing rest of the show filled with great aid top quality content. My Facebook feed is nothing but Resident Evil.
And I'm happy about it because usually it's just political garbage and people fighting about stupid things. I'll take Resident Evil for sure. Picked up the game on Friday, played about five minutes over the weekend. Need to get back to it. Was just reading an article about players leaving negative reviews and requesting refunds on Steam because the game is too scary.
Yeah. Oh, I got a horror game and it's scary. I love this because the last Resident Evil wasn't very scary.
Part eight. I mean, it had a couple moments, but it was mostly just fun. Resident Evil 7 on the other hand, I mean, it was creepy. It was a creepy game, even if you weren't playing it in VR. So I got to the point in the game where I entered a creepy building and then kids showed up and I had to give up the TV.
But reading this, that the game so scary, people are requesting refunds has me even more excited to hopefully play it a little bit today. I mean, I've got this mountain of laundry. Me against the mountain.
That's right. It never ends. I swear I have been doing so much laundry and then I walk in there and it's like it's all still there.
It's mad me. Oh, one of these days, I'll have my house in order. Just need to like crack down, eliminate all activities, I guess, and not have any fun and just chores it up.
But that's not that great. You know what I'm talking about chores? When you have chores or resident evil, what option is there?
Duh, you got to go for the resident evil. But I did the I did the laundry. It's all right.
It's it's getting there. Anyway, yeah, if you. Get a game and it's too scary for you, that's not a reason to leave a negative review. OK, that just means you're a wuss. All right. And you need to sit down and shut up because you're you're screwing up the rating system for the game. All right.
It's already the highest rating highest rated resident evil game of all time. You going in there crying, it's too scary. You're messing things up. So stop it. Just, you know, go play. I don't I don't know. Go play. What's a really happy game? I don't know.
Go play Roblox. I don't know. Anyway, that's that's where I'm at. Wishing I was home. Wishing I was gaming.
Get there eventually. There's one for my lovely wife, which I was at home hanging out with her. Hopefully the rest of the day goes by quick. Got that meeting coming up and what?
Eighteen minutes. It's all right. It's all right. We're making it through the day. About at that halfway point for myself, so that ain't too bad.
Making it on a Monday is always good. Would be better if I found some, you know, old Rembrandt etchings in a drawer and could just strike it rich like this woman. She just found a folder in one of her drawers and I guess her grandfather had acquired 35 forgotten Rembrandt etchings. He got them back in the early 1900s and who knows how many millions of dollars these things are worth. Just sitting in a drawer.
Yeah. Be happy if I found a dollar sitting in a drawer. My goodness. So instead of selling them, I guess she's going to put them on display in a museum.
Some people have too much money. I'd be like, sorry, these are going on the auction block. Sorry, Museum of Idaho. I know I could help out with a nice exhibit, but I need that Rembrandt money. Hey, you never know what might be laying around the house. Go digging through your grandparents stuff.
See what they got. So, yeah, I bet she sells them eventually because I mean, come on. Yeah, they're neat, but when they're worth that kind of dough, like I've got a few books at my house that are worth, you know, a few hundred bucks. And a few hundred bucks would be pretty good. A few hundred bucks. But it's like, nah, it's not enough.
Got to have one worth like 10 G's. I'd be like, all right, see you later. But that'll probably be down the line. Many generations of pass them pass them down to the kids. And if they hang on to them, maybe some grand kid or some can strike it rich. We'll see. You never know. You never know what type of thing is going to end up being extremely collectible. And look at like Pokemon cards and crap.
It's ridiculous. The amount of money those are worth. And they take up a lot less space. I should have collected cards.
An idiot. You ever try moving books? Yeah, it's not fun. Thankfully, I don't plan on moving anytime soon. Housing.
Still a little bit steep. Successfully made it through another program today. Hope your morning is going good. We'll, of course, have the noon hour of madness mayhem at noon, hanging out with peaches and talking about whatever.
I don't know. Hopefully I could find some more news. Now my Reddit feed is just like pummeling me with relationship advice questions again for some reason. I don't think we've done many of these type of posts recently. So I don't know why they're they're coming up here.
But I don't know. It's just weird to me when people go to Reddit for advice, like my boyfriend cheated on me twice and then he did it again. What should I do? Dump them. All right.
Especially since they're young people. All right. Cheating is no good.
And I don't know. Depending on the situation, I guess you can forgive. I don't know the older you get, the more it's like, I just ain't going to put up with a crap I ain't got time for this teenage drama. You feel like you're going to be a cheater.
Just break up with them. All right. Move on. Don't do it. It's not nice.
Not nice. So anyway, good luck to this woman. Um, I'm not I'm laughing because she's like, I've seen women and men throw themselves at him in front of me. Okay.
Well, how does he respond? All right. Cause unfortunately some people are just disrespectful. Yeah.
Like they know somebody has a significant other, but they'll still try to make a move on him. So I quit being a dirtbag. Go find somebody else. Get it together. You suck. All right. Knock it off. Quit being a loser. All right.
Find your own. Anyhow, hopefully we can find something to talk about during the new hour. That is not relationship advice, cause it's just not that exciting. Speaking of not that exciting, I gotta go to the Monday meeting. So I'll be back in a while. Wish me luck.
Hopefully they don't turn the lights up too bright in there. It's annoying. All right. Have a good day, everybody. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at Riverbendmediagroup.com.
