The Viktor Wilt Show

If you want the Vikor Wilt show, you got it. What up? It's me. I'm here. You know, mentally halfway here.

Hope you're having a good morning so far. Alright. What's going on in Florida? Well, bad day at the car wash. Ew.

Okay. Florida man, 80 year old Florida man pulls into the vacuum area of his local carwash. 3PM. K. This is the middle of the afternoon, and, I don't know if he was in an emergency situation or what, but he must have really needed to go to the bathroom.

So, you know, just right next to his car, Number 2. And then, you know, you you gotta give him props for cleaning up after himself, sort of. You know how they have the complimentary towels for you to dry your vehicle off? I mean, this is all on security footage, apparently. Thankfully, the news did not share the footage.

I don't need to see that to start my day. But, yeah. You know, it cleans himself up and then throws everything into the dirty towel bin. Yeah. No big deal.

And then people who worked at the carwash because they didn't know this had happened. You know, they come out to gather up the towels. And yeah, they didn't figure out what was going on till after they were like, oh, it's all over these towels. Oh, no. Nobody wants somebody else's, you know, dookie on them.

That's, that's a bad day. So that's why they check the cameras, try to figure out what what's going on. Now they don't say in the article here whether or not this guy okay. They're looking at maybe charging him with vandalism because according to the article, looking at the cameras, I mean, it it looked pretty intentional. Did he wash his car first?

Was he rolling through and was like, oh, man. All all these colored lights and I don't know my stomach's churning doesn't say doesn't say but I just figured I'd share that with you you know it's a great image to start your morning your thursday morning you can just picture 80 year old man at, our local, you know, Pony Express or whatever. Hi. Let's talk about goals. You know, as I was digging through more Florida news, I found a guy who wanted to be his town's number one drug dealer.

That was his his life goal. I wanna be number one. So, you know, when you're trying to be the number one drug dealer, I don't know if you've seen movies like, or not movies. Maybe TV shows would be the phrase I'm looking for here. A TV show like breaking bad.

You you sometimes get into some situations with your rivals, your rival drug dealers. And this guy in Florida, well, apparently, he decided I'm I'm gonna have to, kidnap my rival. You know, go ahead and, tie him up and, torture him for eighteen hours straight by pouring hot sauce into their eyes. Now as I scrolled the article, I was hoping to find out what hot sauce. You know?

We've tried a lot of different hot sauces on this radio station. You know, we went through a little phase there with a feature we called Brad Eats where we'd eat weird things and, try extremely hot hot sauce. Some of that stuff, I mean, I know what it did to my mouth. So I can't imagine how horrible it would be to have it poured into your eyes for eighteen hours. This guy also put the hot sauce elsewhere.

Alright. I'm not gonna get into the details. You're gonna have a few guesses. One of them's probably right. Okay.

Anyway, yeah, this guy's in jail now. You know, you you kidnap somebody, tie him up, and, torture him for eighteen hours with, unlabeled hot sauce unless they were just using a, stock image here. Because I'm looking at these bottles with, no labels on them. Yeah. That'll get you in jail a a long time.

How long? Twenty two and a half years in federal prison. He also had, you know, a bunch of drugs and things like that because, you know, he wanted to be the number one drug dealer in his, his Florida town. Had, guns, cash, fentanyl, meth, and hot sauce. That's, you know, Florida's, well, no longer number one drug dealer.

Every time I'm starting to think like, hey. You know, I I wanna visit Florida, see what it's like. Then I read the Florida news. Well, you know, I might be tired today, but, my eyes feel pretty good. How's it going?

Welcome to the show, the Victor Wilt program. Should we just continue talking about Florida people? I mean, it's a good day in the news if there are a lot of Florida people doing stupid things because it does give me, you know, easy content. Like this guy, he loves blueberries. Hanging out at the Pensacola Walmart, and he just started mowing down blueberries, and not paying for him.

How dare he? Now you might be thinking, okay. Why is this even in the news? I would imagine that people get in trouble for eating food at the grocery store from time to time. You know, like, maybe the big candy bins and things like that.

Oh, just take one of these. Or, man, those blueberries look delicious. No. He was, also trafficking, fentanyl and a bunch of other stuff. He had all kinds of things on him.

You know? If you're packing, meth and fentanyl and paraphernalia, you know? You got the smorgasbord in your in your pockets. Just buy the blueberries, bro. Yeah he he ate a $2.87 package of blueberries and is now going to be in jail for many many years they must have some good blueberries down in Florida.

You know? I I like blueberries, but not enough to steal them. I mean, $2.87, man. Come on. The article doesn't say if he was also found with cash.

You know, maybe all he had, he's trying to, you know, work a deal with the cashier. Come on, man. I'll hook you up with this. Give me these blueberries, bro. Blueberries are the best.

I love them. Yep. Don't let your love for fruit get your time in the slammer. It's not worth it. 07:22AM.

Is that too early to just slam down an energy drink after I've already had coffee? I need to go to bed at a reasonable time. What is wrong with me? Oh, idiot. Anyway, a little sleepy, but I got caffeine.

Okay. Let's take a look at I've had had enough Florida news. You know, if you missed the first hour of the show, mayhem in Florida. Kind of exhausting. Alright.

Let's see here. What's a food you loved as a kid that tastes awful now? Alright. This is probably a thread that's gonna make me feel immature because I would imagine most of the things that are gonna be mentioned, I'm gonna go, that's still good. Because I still definitely have a bit of a childish palate at times.

Yeah. You ever just mow down some SpaghettiOs? They ain't bad. You know, obviously, they're not as good as a nice real batch of spaghetti, but, you know, quick and easy every once in a while. Oh, right out of the gate, somebody mentioned Chef Boyardee.

K. Now that's a specific brand, and I don't know the last time I had, like, say, some raviolis in a can. I don't know if ravioli in a can stands up next to SpaghettiOs, So I'd have to give that one a try. I I can't say whether or not I'd still dig it. Alright.

What else do we have? Okay. Most candy and processed snacks like Oreos. No. I wish that cookies and candy didn't taste good to me.

That'd be fantastic. Wouldn't that be great? No. No. You got chocolate around.

Can't say no. Just can't say no. That's why I haven't bought any candy or cookies for a while. If they're in my house, they're gonna eventually sound really good. And next thing I know yeah.

Oh, who ate a whole package of Oreos in a few days? Yeah. This pig. Alright. What else do we have here?

The Entedman's mini muffin things, little four packs of muffins that come in baggies. Alright. Haven't had any of those around since my kids were really little. Well, maybe not even really little, but, I'm not big on muffins to begin with. You know it's one of those foods that Does anybody ever just buy a muffin?

Like I'm just dying for a muffin right now. No. You like end up with one somehow and you're like well like I guess I'll eat it. I mean, it's essentially cake but I don't know. It ain't no donut.

Kid cuisine meals. Okay. I I have no idea. I would feel like such a freak if I was at the grocery store. I'm like, okay.

I need something quick and easy. What what's the difference between that and SpaghettiOs though? I don't know. It literally says the word kid cuisine or words, kid cuisine on the package. It's got cartoons on it.

Might be delicious. Actually, I think I watched a, a papa meat video on YouTube where he was trying frozen meals, and one of them was kid cuisine. And I seem to recall he thought it was pretty good. I am not gonna go buy kid cuisine and eat it unless we do it as an on air, you know, goof. Let's see.

Anything hostess or little Debbie? Nah. That stuff's still good. Twinkies, been a while, but I bet they ain't bad. Lunchables pizza.

Okay. I don't think that was ever good. Was it? I remember my kids like those too, but, that's like a, you know, a cracker with ketchup on it and, crappy cheese. So yeah.

Alright. This person says Pizza Hut. No. I'm certainly down with Pizza Hut. There is not any such thing as bad pizza.

That was a horrible sentence. I I kinda wanna punch myself in the face. But, yeah, have you ever had pizza that was like, into the garbage? No. The worst pizza is still fine as as a meal.

Alright? Pizza Hut. Get out of here. Pop tarts, sometimes they're pretty good. Sunny d, never a fan.

Alright. Let's see here. Taco Bell. Okay. Now we're gonna get all the people like, I used to like fast food, but no.

As an adult, me me me me. Taco Bell's fine. Every once in a while, some Taco Bell that hit hit the spot perfect. K. More people naming kid cuisine.

Shells and cheese. Now okay. I think they changed the, recipe for shells and cheese because it that's one that yeah. It used to be really good and, you know, again, quick and easy, blah blah blah. I've made it within the last year or two, and I remember being like, what happened to this?

The cheese don't taste the same. I mean, it was still you know, I I I wouldn't throw it away. Cheap chocolate. No. I'm fine with that.

That fake chocolate you buy at the dollar store during the holidays. Says, like, you know, chocolate flavored product or something again back to candy. Can't say no. Cookie Crisp cereal. I bet it's still pretty good.

Okay. I've I've had, had enough of looking at these food products. They're, thankfully not making me very hungry. I was kinda concerned about that earlier. Like, I don't wanna have to go to lunch right after the morning show.

SpaghettiOs. Somebody name those. Nah. They're good. Alright.

Is there anything worse than a, Florida boomer? Mhmm. I got neighbors that are older. They're all great. You know?

Live in this quiet cul de sac with pretty much all retired people that just keep their yards looking good, make me feel bad about mine, but they're very nice people. They're not like this woman. 81 year old Ada Anderson. Giving Anderson a bad name, this woman. So she's 81, and I guess she hates bubbles.

She can't stand people out in their yards, you know, just blowing bubbles, playing with bubble toys on a nice hot Florida day. Currently facing three counts of battery. This 81 year old woman mowed down this family with bear spray and, then threw a bunch of racial slurs at them, you know, just to add to injury. A six year old girl who was, hit with the bear spray said it made her nose hurt. Well, I'd imagine.

K? Bear spray designed to hopefully save you if a bear is charging at you. Jeez lady and yeah I mean all they were were doing was out there playing with bubbles they didn't do anything else this woman's she's a nut all right was previously arrested for aggravated assault and stalking in 2019 and 02/2017. So that's how she spent her seventies. You know, I I'd be happy if I just make it to, like, 70.

If I'm, you know, alive, that'll be, I mean, hopefully good. I can't imagine being 81. Maybe you're really bored. I I don't know. No.

This is just a Florida nut. That's what's going on here. Can you imagine mowing children down with bear spray? I mean okay. I mean, I'm sure you could imagine it.

I just put the image in your head. You have a can of bear spray, got these kids playing with bubbles, and you just paint them orange. That's not nice. K? There was another story about, a woman who, was she a Florida woman too?

Like I said today, just getting pummeled with Florida news. There was another woman who, attacked a child on an airplane, And this this is definitely a Florida family. K? When I first read the article or the headline, I assumed this was someone else's child. No.

It was her own child. They had just returned from a family vacation to Disney World, so they were flying back from Orlando to I it it doesn't really matter. Right? Apparently, her child was mocking her on the airplane and kept calling her fat and miss piggy and saying she can't fit in the seat. So she just started punching her kid in the face just, you know, right in the middle of the flight.

Bam. Also hitting him over the head with her water bottle and then, slammed, her own child's head into one of the windows of the airplane. Other passengers just sitting there going what's happening? Again Florida family how awful of a child do you have to be for your mom to be getting on the airplane and you're like, hey, miss piggy. How you gonna fit in that?

I think the kid deserved at least a slap upside the head. Right? No. Don't slap your kids. But what a what a garbage child.

I mean, the mom, you know, I ain't gonna say anything good about her either. Obviously, if in, you know, a seat on the airplane you just start, you know, punching your kid in the face, you're probably not a not a great person. But, again, I I think this is a family with, issues. So I'm gonna be back in a few with more freak news. I got piles of it today.

Love a day when I've actually got content for this show. Not saying it's been good. I mean, I've I've talked about children's food earlier as a, topic, so I shouldn't pat myself on the back yet. We'll see how it goes. Back in a minute.

I have way too many tabs open. I, for some reason, thought I had, like, another minute of that electric call boy song, then all of a sudden it was over. So let's see if we can, dig through this mess and find the stories I was going to share with you. Okay. Canadian judge rules that flipping someone off is a God given right.

Go Canada. Oh, right. Yeah. Judge said, you know, flipping someone off can't be considered a crime because flashing one's middle finger is a God given yeah. It they're your hands.

Well, you can't, you know, arrange your hands into certain positions. Now some people get really butthurt when you flip them off. Other people, you know, perhaps that's just how you greet your friends. I may have some friends that pretty much every time I see them, that's how I say hello. I won't say which friends.

Alright? Because maybe they're nearby. Anyhow, yeah, I guess there were a couple neighbors that, you know, they had neighborly disputes, and one of the guys gave him the double bird. So the guy, called the police. You know, what what kind of, okay.

I'm not gonna throw out some of the words that popped into my head, but, what kind of tool you gotta be to call the cops on somebody for flipping you off? Alright. There are a lot of great reasons to call the cops on somebody, but I'm sorry. That that's like crybaby behavior here. He held up his hands in a certain formation at me.

I want him charged with criminal harassment. Yeah. Shout out to the judge. I didn't read through the rest of the story, but, what would happen here in The US? I think we've talked with Lieutenant Crane about flipping people off on traffic school, and I I think it's legal in The US as well.

I don't think you can get charged for it. I hope not or, you know, again, managed to make some of my friends mad one day. Next thing you know, cranes putting the cuffs on me for flipping somebody off. That that would be ridiculous. Alright.

Here's another AI article. These things are just relentless. All right. Anthropic researchers warn that humans could end up being meat robots controlled by AI. They even use the phrase AI overlords in the story, robot overlords controlling humans the future sounds kind of like it's gonna suck which is very disappointing you know you would hope that technological advances make things more fun you know don't wanna be working on a you know some kind of a you know factory production line with the ai beaming into your head the tasks you need to complete we're gonna see some interesting things throughout the rest of our lifetimes.

Yeah. And these are the guys working on AI. K? We've talked about AI companies before and how all of them are like, well, you know, AI could, you know, pretty much, become sentient. I'm you know, we haven't been able to get this current AI model to, listen to everything we say.

We tried to get it to shut itself down, and it worked around that. You know? It's really crazy. You know, we could end up just being there's the phrase they used, meet robots controlled by AI. And they're like, but, yeah, you know, we were gonna keep working on it.

Dudes, maybe it's time to stop. Much as I enjoy some of the benefits that ChatGPT has given me, like, you know, trying to write up a recap of my show for the on demand version, which you can find everywhere podcasts can be found. Yeah. You wanna listen to my show, you can listen to it on Spotify or whatever. But, yeah, I just get the transcript, dump it into chat GPT.

Write me a recap chat GPT, but I always say, please, like I said, I wanna make sure that the AI overlords remember that I was polite to them. You know, some people be talking to chat GPT all rude. Today, the Nintendo switch two launches, if you pre ordered one, make sure to call the store and be like, please don't staple my receipt to the box because apparently, it's very easy for a staple to penetrate through the packaging of the console. And a bunch of people are having issues where they open up their new Nintendo switch two, which they spent like $500 on. And staples have punctured the screens.

So and it's not easy to get a Nintendo switch too from what I understand. I think Peach has messaged me and said there are people camped out at Best Buy as we speak waiting to get the Nintendo switch two. I mean, that's what you gotta do when it comes to new Nintendo products because they never put out enough to to meet demand. I'll never understand that with these video game companies. Like, build up a stock beforehand.

You know there's going to be incredible demand. And one article I was reading said the next, the next stock of Nintendo Switch twos is, like, three months from now. You know? Does Nintendo not wanna make money? It's like when the, the NES classic and the super Nintendo classic, the little mini systems came out.

Everybody wanted them, but you couldn't buy them. It was infuriating. Alright. Anyway, I guess I'll save all these, other tabs for here in a minute. Here's your freak news back in a few.

Okay. Harmless habits that actually make someone insufferable once you notice it. Okay. This should be annoying, and, well, maybe I'll learn something about myself here because I have a feeling that I can be insufferable sometimes and I just don't realize it. Most people that are like annoying, I don't think they realize it or they, you know, probably try to change the behavior.

I do my best to not be annoying, but let's find out if I engage in any of these harmless habits that make people insufferable. Okay. Why is my mouse not working? Okay. Constantly one upping your misery.

You say you're tired. They say they haven't slept since 02/2014. You say your coffee's cold. They've been drinking regret for years. You know, I which this might sound funny because you do hear me complain often enough on this show.

Generally, it's you know, I'm tired. That that tends to be my main complaint in life. Maybe a little bit of, you know, political complaining sometimes. But, I have been around people that, I just pretty much stopped letting them know when I was having a rough time because it was always, you know, worse. They always had it worse and you almost make you feel guilty for not doing well or something like that.

Okay. I guess that is a harmless habit and it does make those people insufferable. I hope I don't do that. I really hope I'm a good listener and don't always try to turn it around and one up people. Alright.

What else do we have here? Never ever agreeing with you no matter how trivial or inconsequential. You'll make a point, and they'll go, well, actually, it's like they have to be right all the time, and it's exhausting to talk to people like that. Where's Peaches when I need him? Because Peaches has accused me of disagreeing with him about everything before.

And no. It's just like, no. You're you're wrong, Peaches. I'm not just trying to be a jerk. You're just wrong.

I'm not trying to always be right. You are wrong. I don't think we've had one of those disagreements for a while though. Let's see here. Hinting instead of asking direct question.

Yeah. That could be a little bit annoying. It's not too bad. People who can't stand to go a minute without hearing their own voice. Oh, boy.

That's every radio DJ, though. Come on. You know, We've all got some kind of, mental issues that have led us to sit in this box and go, please, please listen to me. Somebody out there, please listen to what I have to say. As for hearing your own voice, I don't know.

I'm, like, used to it. I I really don't care to hear my own voice, but it's being pumped into my own head right now because of these headphones. So maybe I I really do enjoy the sound of my own voice. Never asking questions back. Maybe they don't have anything they wanna know.

I don't know. I I think, sometimes you just gotta let people be. Right? Every once in a while, I I assume sometimes if people, like, aren't getting back to me that I have annoyed them. But that's my own problem.

Yeah. It you know, back to, whatever mental issues radio people have and the neediness. Please. Please pay attention to me. And then, you know, eventually, somebody will message back and you're like, oh, yeah.

Good to hear from you. Let's see here. Constantly interrupting people when they're talking. Now you definitely know how I feel about people barreling over the top of me, but generally only in a radio situation. You know?

Because we're trying to do a professional show here. One person talking at a time. That's how it's supposed to be. Oh, and it it's tough because for, you know, my job and just in life in general, I'm a talker. You know, that's what I used to get in trouble for in elementary school.

It was always on my report card talking during class. Because of that, I know I can, from time to time barrel over the top of people myself, and it makes me crazy when I do it. I I feel like such an idiot. So I I work really hard to try to not interrupt people. What else do we have here?

Complaining constantly. That can be bad. Sorry that I complain about being tired all the time. You know, I I don't really wanna think about annoying people right now. Right?

And I'm I'm feeling a little bit better about myself. I I don't think I, engage in too many of these activities. Let's go to the phones. Hey. You're live on the show.

Who's this? This is Josh. I got one of the annoying people for you. Alright. What you got, Josh?

The people who know somebody who's done it. Like, when you prove a point, they're like, oh, I know this guy, and he's dead. Did it. That drives me nuts. Yeah.

Peaches always gets mad when, you know, somebody will be talking to him about his height and they say, like, oh, I've got a cousin who's, you know, seven feet tall. You know? Yeah. Always got a one up peaches. That situation.

Yeah. Yeah. That can definitely be irritating. You hear me talking about your peaches? That's right.

I did. I I didn't say anything too bad. Come on, buddy. Take it out. I heard you call me a big fat loser.

Now peaches, don't repeat that. That was, with the mics off. Well, Josh, you have a good day, man. You too, buddy. Peace.

Wait. Was that guy taller than me or something or what? No. No. He he just called the topic was harmless habits that make people insufferable, and Josh was talking about people who you know, they always, like, know somebody in that situation or they, you know, know somebody who's done that.

Yeah. So I pointed out, you always get mad if somebody points out, you know, oh, I've got a cousin who's seven feet tall. You know? Like one hairs. It's like me going up to you like, oh, yeah.

I have a friend who's bald. That would be kinda weird. Right. Yeah. When you put it that way I have a friend named Victor.

Yeah. When you put it that way, it does sound kinda strange that people go, I know another tall guy. Because I mean, you're there are lots of tall people in the world. Tons. I used to hang out with all of them.

There's plenty. Guy's taller than me. Way taller than me. It's not a personality trait. Right, Peaches?

That's right. That's right. Alright, everybody. We'll be back in a second. Okay.

What the heck was I gonna talk about? I was on the phone chatting with listener Patrick and just totally lost track of what I was doing here. Let's see. I mean, I I have a few tabs open that I would love to be able to talk about on air because they made me laugh. One of these threads I was reading was, what's the most not safe for work thing you've ever seen at a concert?

And the responses were wild, but I know Jade would get really mad if I talked about any of them. The unfortunate nature of regular broadcast radio sometimes. You know, with all the things the government are doing, you know, could you go ahead and, reduce the restrictions on radio a bit? It's 2025. K?

If you're gonna run wild with laws, let's go ahead and, lighten up the FCC a bit so I could have some more fun. Alright. What else did I have open here? I really wanna just read those. They they were too good.

Too good. Alright. Stewart sending me a link here. Let's look at it, and we'll determine if it's real. It's a post about a town where Wi Fi is banned.

Okay. Green Bank, West Virginia. Wireless technology is forbidden to protect the world's largest radio telescope, So no Wi Fi, no cell towers, just landlines, cable TV, and, good old fashioned face to face chat. Okay. So this sounds like the place where everybody who wants to, you know, take us back to the nineteen fifties should move.

Don't like the modern world? Move to Green Bank, West Virginia. Alright. Now, again, I don't know if this is really true. Let's find out here.

Let's Google national radio quiet zone because there's so much fake content on social media anymore that you just can't really tell if anything that you're seeing, no matter how legit it looks or sounds, is actually real. Okay. So this is a large area of land in The US, and, it's designated as a radio quiet zone. Radio transmissions are restricted by law to facilitate scientific research, blah blah blah. K.

Where where do we got the info on if Wi Fi is banned? Now it does say that, cell cell phone use, very restricted. Yeah. You can't even use a microwave at the Greenbank Radio Astronomy housing area. So, yeah, right in Greenbank, I guess that is true.

There are certainly some days I could go without a cell phone. Be nice to not be bothered. But, yeah, the the way this post is like, yeah, good old fashioned face to face chats, which are great. Absolutely. But, it doesn't really sound like my kind of place.

Though I I'd like to visit West Virginia. It, it seems kinda wild. You know? I don't know how many documentaries or YouTube videos you've watched about West Virginia. Rough living in a lot of areas in West Virginia.

But it looks pretty there, so I don't know. I think it, could be interesting. Alright. Well, Stewart, thank you for, sending me that so I could wing it on a break here. I'll figure out what I intended to talk about, I guess, during the, next few minutes.

I have no idea whatever I was gonna talk about on that last break. Like, I looked through every tab. I swear I had something was like, this is gonna be great. This is gonna be a fantastic break. No clue.

I need to get more sleep. Tell you what. You know, as a forgetful person, my sleep habits have not been I mean, I'm trying. I'm trying. Just a little bit of, you know, inability to crash out.

Then I end up watching, you know, garbage on YouTube. Okay. Let's dive into another, you know, pretty stupid topic for this program. Let's talk about a couple arguing about their baby's name. Sure.

This could fall in that relationship advice realm that we, for whatever reason, keep ending up in. I should have saved all the, Florida man stuff I had earlier for later on the show because there's piles of it. Okay. So let's see. This woman says I'm a thirty four thirty one year old female expecting my first child, gender unknown, with my husband.

We've been discussing slash arguing about a name for the last eight months, and now I'm afraid there's going to be a tug of war at the hospital over the birth certificate. Stylistically, we want very different things. I like classic names, like, for example, for a boy, Martin, Silas, Calvin. Yeah. Those are, like, very classic names.

K? That's like, those are like boomer names. Right? Alright. My husband prefers more unique names.

He suggested Artemis and Entrari from his favorite work of fiction. I don't wanna name our child after a fictional assassin. And and he doesn't wanna name his child after an old man. Okay. See, I I agreed that yeah.

Those are very classic names. So, let's see. Combining one old man name with one unique name seems to create a really weird sounding combination, so we're arguing over the first name anyway blah blah blah okay I think they're both wrong I mean I'd go with the more classic name before Intrari k You know, thinking back to when my kids were born, I just pretty much was like, you you go ahead and name them what whatever you'd like. You know? Sometimes you should just kick back.

And if somebody's really passionate about something, you're in a relationship, just let them have the win. Alright? Don't name your kid Intrari. What what is that? What's it from?

Gotta find out what this nerd's into here. Intrari. From Warframe. Woah. Okay.

This guy. Okay. No offense to anybody who's into Warframe. I don't know what Warframe is or it's a character out of World of Warcraft. Yeah.

Sorry, nerd. Let your wife pick the name. But, you know, she had a couple bad ones in there. Silas? Well, okay.

I guess it's not terrible. I've I've heard way worse. Why why did I pick that one? It's like, oh, it's terrible. It's not it's not that bad.

Intrari is. Yeah. Sorry. Just tell your husband to quit, you know, quit being a weirdo. Just go ahead and, go with the normal name because your kid's gonna have to put up with the name you give them.

You know, it's not until you're much older that you realize you can call yourself whatever you want. Like, you you can. You could just decide my name is blank. You don't have to change anything legally. You know?

You can keep all your bills in your real name but you'd be like, listen, homies. From now on, you call me this. You can tell your parents that. You're you're a human being with your own consciousness. Give yourself a new name if you if you don't like it, but your kids shouldn't have to go through that.

You know, have a terrible name and wanna change it. They should just be able to, decide they wanna change their name because it's fun. Take that from someone who calls themself by a different name than their real name for the most part. For a long time, when I'd go into, you know, restaurants or, you know, somewhere where you you gotta pick up an order and they're like, alright. What's your name?

I would give them my real name, and sometimes it would confuse people who I was with. So I've just started using Victor everywhere now, which is so weird. It's more strange to me when I hear someone say my real name than my fake name at this point in life, which is very bizarre. Okay. Anyway, I'm babbling.

I'll come back in just a minute. Such a good song. Babymetal and Poppy from me to you. How's it going? It's Victor Welt.

I got kinda bummed out last night. I got bummed out, and I felt old. I was working on my yard, you know, trying to make myself feel better about my existence. Like, you know, do something productive, you lazy piece of crap. Get out and make your yard look nice.

What's wrong with you? Put the patio furniture out. So, anyway, while I'm doing that, I'm listening to podcasts. And it, moved from one podcast to the next. And all of a sudden, I'm listening to WTF with Marc Maron, which was one of the first podcasts I got into a long time ago.

I've talked about how I worked in Burley back in the day, but that town's so awful I couldn't live there. And I tried it for about a year. I was like, nope. So I moved back to, Pocatello, and I would drive to work. I mean, I I killed a lot of miles over the years driving to and from Burley multiple times a week, but it gave me an hour each direction to listen to something.

So I like listening to, spoken word stuff if I'm going on a long drive. Seems like it helps the time go by quicker. If you're listening to music, it's like, okay. That was a song. That's three minutes.

Okay. Only about a million more songs to go till we get where we need to be. Anyway, why is my alarm clock going off? Oh, okay. I already know about that.

Alright. Anyway, one of the shows I first started listening to, because this is back when podcasting was not a big thing, was WTF with Marc Maron. It's a great show. It's a great show. He interviews all kinds of different celebrities, could be comedians, movie stars, musicians, political figures.

And as I'm working on the yard yesterday, you know, this episode, new episode of the show kicks on, and it's Marc Maron announcing that he is shutting the show down. And he starts yapping about it, and he's like, yeah. You know, we've been at this a long time, and it's just time. We've been at this sixteen years. And I'm like, holy sixteen?

That wasn't what bothered me. K? I mean, the fact that it's been around for sixteen years is like, okay. I've been listening to this show a really long time. But the fact he's like, I've been at it this long.

It's time to stop. I'm like, okay. I'm going into, like, year 18 in radio here. I've accomplished some good things in in radio. You know, I I really think that, I got K Bear a a nationwide react jeez.

I can't even, speak here. Need to pound more of this energy drink. A nationwide, respect in the music in the music industry. We've done a lot of great things here over the years, but I'm like, k. If you've been at something eighteen years, is it time to do something different?

What am I gonna do? I'm already having problems with what am I gonna do? Simply because of the changes in life in the last, you know, two years I've had. Go from, pretty normal existence to to now I just live alone with cats. It's very strange.

So I started having a, you know, a moment where I'm, like, already beating myself up about not being productive, and I couldn't just quit radio today. I'd be out of a house in, you know, one month I need a side hustle or something. I need to do something different. Anyway, this is a long break that I feel like I'm not really making a point, which, the ultimate point, I guess, was you should check out that show. It's pretty good.

WTF with Marc Maron. And, I wish him all the luck in the future. Give him an oh, good for you for just being able to stop your job. But I guess he is a touring comedian. He's in movies and things like that.

But some days, I really wish I would've kept doing that podcast I started back when podcasting was new. I I was getting lots of views and then I got full time radio job. Yeah. I was on the front page of Stitcher and things like that. If I had kept at that podcast, maybe I could be retiring today like Marc Maron.

No. I'm gonna keep waking up at 04:45. Okay. Existential crisis over. Thank you for listening to me.

I'll find something stupid in the news to talk about here in a second. So I know I'm guilty of putting some, you know, maybe not pleasant images into your heads from time to time. Yesterday during the noon hour, Peaches and I were talking about, disturbing subreddits. And, you know, earlier, I deliberately tried to make you think about what it would look like for an 80 year old woman to be mowing children down with bear spray. I don't know if those kind of things make you laugh because it's not something you should really laugh about.

So, you know, as I, continue to, you know, I I wouldn't say meltdown but have a weird show today. I wanna let you know about a place you can go if you ever just need to feel good. Alright? If you ever just need to put a smile on your face. It's a subreddit called make me smile.

I I know we talk about Reddit a lot on the program. It just seems to be one of the best places to find really current content. So r slash made me smile. I should probably visit this subreddit more often. Because I get weird sometimes, like, sitting around.

I'm gonna listen to a bunch of sad songs. And then, you know, that that can, you know, put you in a weird state of mind. So instead, maybe I go over to, made me smile like I did right now. First post I see, my husband has always wanted a husky. So for his birthday, I got him one and this was his reaction.

And he got this video. They're out on a, you know, back deck or something and there's a box. And, the guy lifts up the box and there's a little puppy and he's so happy. He picks it up and he's like tears in his eye. Oh, little puppy.

Yeah. Made me feel kinda good. Reminded me of the video I found and, reshared, you know, Facebook memories of my little kitten, Lucy. The first day I brought her home, and she's rolling over and so excited and awe. I should go, post that video in this subreddit.

Yeah. As you scroll along in it, it could make you feel pretty good. The Internet's filled with things that don't make you feel very good for the most part. You know, like, go scroll Facebook. Just scroll Facebook for a while.

Not a lot of, oh, this made me feel great. Made me smile. Not too shabby. Yeah. Let's see.

What else do we have in here? A bunch of cute fluffy kitties and their uncle and their uncle's a dog. And look, he's helping them walk across the street. Just just picture it. Picture a dog.

I I I don't know what kind of dog. Just be make one up in your head. And he's just helping the little kittens walk across the street. Who doesn't like that? If that image makes you mad, you know, you need to, need to find a pal.

Peaches needs a pal, by the way, as evidenced by the relentless Peaches needs a pal videos. Okay. We got people just doing nice things for each other. Anyway, it might end up making you cry too. You know, if you're susceptible to, you know, really happy things making you just tear up in joy.

My apologies if you didn't wanna sit around and cry this morning and that kind of stuff. You you go look at it and that happens. But it might just make you might just make you happy. K? So it's, motivational and, good.

Okay. I don't know about this post though. I'm gonna not read it verbatim. Oh, they're puppies. Okay.

The post says basically, look at these adorable little turds. But, they use a different word than turds. And I thought that, you know, this was just a, paper towel with, dookie on it. But, no, these are, like, little brown puppies that fell. That's what they look like as little turds.

Alright. I'm glad I went to that page. You should go check it out as well. R slash made me smile. Brighten up your day a bit.

Great new track from Nevertell, Criminal. What up? It's Victor Wilt, and, pretty exciting day around here. Nevertell is actually gonna come hang out with us today as is Sleep Theory. Haven't had a couple bands in or even a single band in in quite a while.

So speaking of that, how's your setup coming along, Peaches? Everything's upside down. No. I'm just kidding. Everything's fine.

Alright. I made Matty do most of the work. Go figure. Yeah. Work smarter, not harder.

Peaches peaches if you can pass that work on to somebody else, always do it. What what what does a CEO naturally do, Victor? Yeah. Passes his work to other people. Yeah.

Well Not saying I'm a CEO in any way, shape, or form. That's why when you came in earlier, I'm like, go do this. Get on it. And then I went, go do this. Send it to Maddie.

You double it and give it to the next person. Alright. Now we just need an even newer employee for Maddie to pass the work on to next. Well, pretty soon, we'll have a different, front desk person that she is going to, you know, train and stuff. So Alright.

Alright. Well, I'm excited to see the the so everything's set up already? Not everything. We need to we need to get the mics all set and the broadcaster all good to go, but the TV has the poster on it. The lights are all good.

Yeah. Yeah. Does it does it look good on the TV? Yeah. Looks great.

Alright. Alright. It's nice to think about. Believe that you didn't know what a jump drive was. What?

USB drive. Okay. If you told me that, I would've. Yeah. I was so baffled.

I'm like, wait. What what are you talking about, Peaches? What? Well, yeah. Fun day.

We haven't had any bands in for what was the last band that stopped by the actual studio? Fame on Fire, Saturday, like, in Saturday morning in, like, October. Okay. Yeah. It's been quite a while.

And then prior to that, I guess, the drummer from Ice Nine Kills, maybe? Yeah. Drummer from Ice Nine Kills. I mean, before that, we had Under Oath, and then we also had, like, Bad Omens in the studio at one point when they were first starting Yeah. 2022.

Well, these two bands that are coming in today starting, but, like, they were on the rise. My bad. Yeah. Yeah. The two bands that are coming in today are definitely on the rise, Sleep Theory and Never Tell.

So, make sure to be nice to them, Peaches, so they remember us. What would I be mean for? I don't know. May maybe you just feel like it. Talk to the mic.

Don't barrel to the top of me. I'm Peaches. I'm trying to think if I've ever been rude to anyone I was interviewing. I mean, I've I've been in the middle of some bad interviews where, you know, either the person was cranky or they, you know, didn't talk, but I I don't think I've ever been rude. I messed up, I think, during the beginning part of my interview with Tim Ripper Owens.

And I I think I said something, like, in a rude way where I was like, how does someone like you get a name like Ripper or something like that? And I said And then did he, you know, bust out a big fart? Oh, sorry. Sorry. I'm a child.

That would be in every highlight reel for me. You could, you know, go back and dub one in and try to make a viral video. AI, his voice. Watch this. Okay.

I didn't mean to interrupt what you were gonna say. That's perfect. Did he tell you why he's called Ripper? I I it's been so long and I forgot, you know. Because sometimes people have weird, like, nicknames and things and they go, where where did that come from?

Right. Yeah. You know? I still get people love one guy at the reptile expo. Why do they call you Peaches?

Yeah. I I don't think a lot of people are aware that your name is Brendan Peach. Well, then he then he thought it. He was like, is it because the top of your head is like a peach color? I was like, sure, buddy.

Let's go with that. If if we were not on regular broadcast radio, I could throw something at you. I am so excited to see that band live in Salt Lake later this year. You know, if you're interested in going to that show, wait till close to the show to buy tickets. The scalpers are just outrageous.

Just ridiculous. Alright. Speaking of ridiculous, I guess I'll do this one and I'll save the other thing I was gonna talk about for the noon hour because holy crap, the show is over. Speaking of ridiculous, Louisiana has passed a bill to ban chemtrails. Good job.

Way to go, Louisiana. Banning something that doesn't exist. This is the state of the world we're in nowadays. I mean, I I get frustrated with Idaho's legislature and some of the ridiculous ways they're just taking our rights away and doing stupid things that nobody wants, but I think they're all dealing with, somewhat reality. Now we did have people, some legislators in Northern Idaho who wanted to ban chemtrails.

Listen. Listen. If you ban them, they're not gonna disappear because what a chemtrail is, what people, you know, think is a chemtrail is just condensation from the backs of, jets and airplanes. It's as simple as that. It's simple science.

K? Now if you choose to believe in conspiracy theories about, you know, the government dumping a bunch of chemicals on us, okay. But, I would imagine if the government was dumping chemicals on us, they'd probably try to hide it like a little bit better, you know? Do you think that they could create chemicals they could dump on us that we couldn't see? Like, I don't know.

Let's say you are up in a plane and you dump water out of a plane or something like that. You gonna be able to see it? I I don't know because I'm not a scientist. But yeah. It's it's really funny reading through the article about this because you've got, you know, discussion happening where people are like, you know, hey, buddy.

This is a bill to ban something that doesn't exist. And the guy's like, well, no. I have heard. I have heard that there are agencies using chemicals to conduct weather modification experiments. Alright, dude.

Okay. Well, I've I've heard a lot of things. And I know there are some people listening who are, like, ripping their hair out right now listening to me, but I am pretty heavily versed in conspiracy theory. K? I have a lot of books on conspiracy theory.

I was very interested in the topic since I was a little kid. I remember being at the, school library. Maybe the school library is a problem now that I think of it. Because you know where you find the books about Bigfoot and UFOs and all that stuff? In the nonfiction section.

They need an in between section, like the maybe section. I mean, I loved picking up those little kid books on UFOs and things when I was a kid. It was fantastic. But, anyway, what's gonna happen in the next few years? It's gonna get so weird.

Anyway, I appreciate y'all. Peaches and I will be back at noon for the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I've already got some fun content lined up for that. Today was nice because there was a lot of content to work with. Thank you, news.

Anyway, suppose it's time for me to mosey on out and get back to the tedious work I have to do in my office. Oh, joy. Alright. Gonna leave you with some of the data. Remember, have a wonderful rest of your day.

See you in a couple hours. Thank you again. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbend media group dot com.