The Viktor Wilt Show

Yo, good morning. Welcome to the program. It's the Viktor Wilt Show. Happy Monday. Alright.

Now that the weather is nice, good to be a good time of year to maybe take a vacation or road trip. Now if you're thinking of taking your kids to Disneyland, just wanna let you know it's expensive. And, you know, the lines are really long. Was reading a story here about a dad who he's gone viral for his post about the cost of Walt Disney World in Florida. Took his, wife and three kids, and it looks like it cost him about $1,400.

I'm guessing that's for one night of hotel and five single day tickets, and that's with the Florida man discount. Yeah. So I guess he's very upset over the fact it was crazy expensive and they didn't get to go on a lot of rides. Yeah. You really gotta plot out your trip to Disneyland.

It's kind of an endurance test. And if you wanna get the fast passes and things like that, I mean, you need a plan. You need a plan to make this happen. And trying to work out the fast passes, I think it does take away from the day because you're having to schedule things out, this and that. Disneyland, as an adult, is not the most fun place on the planet.

But you gotta remember, for your kids, it is magical. Alright? For them, that's like going to I well, I don't know. I don't know what comparison for adults there would be to being a kid and going to Disneyland. So or Disney World.

They were at Disney World. Excuse me. But, yeah, just be aware. It's it's gonna cost you way too much money. Alright?

You're gonna get into that park. There's gonna be a billion people walking around with, you know, newborn babies in strollers, and you're going, you you really paid a couple hundred bucks to get that kid in here, and it can't do anything. You're taking up space. You're in the line. Your kids are screaming.

It's hot outside, but you gotta put all that aside and think about the little ones. K. Even though I I've got slightly nightmarish memories from taking my kids to Disneyland, it was also fun at times. Alright. But, yeah, you're gonna pay.

You're gonna pay dearly. Can I ask a favor as we kick off the week? Please don't panic my toilet paper. I think we all had enough of that a few years ago. Yeah.

The world's largest exporter of toilet paper pulp sends update on shortages. Great. Yeah. Looking like t p might get a little bit harder to find. I didn't even wanna talk about this because I didn't wanna be the person or at at least any part of leading to toilet paper shortages because it's like we've had instances around here where, oh, you've gotta boil your water.

We've got a boil order in effect. And then all of a sudden, there's no water at the grocery store. Listen, just buy what you need to get by. Please don't be filling up your shopping cart with TP. I mean, they're not even saying when the shortage could happen, but it's not looking good based on this article I'm reading here.

So we need to all work together to be reasonable with our toilet paper or just buy yourself a bidet. That's right. You know, hit up your favorite department store and get yourself a bidet. Then you can really cut down on the TP usage. Alright.

Ugh. So annoying. Thankfully, so far, things looking pretty normal at the grocery store. You know, Price is up. Blah blah blah.

Same thing we've been dealing with for years, but them shelves start looking empty on top of the price, you know, being through the roof. Oh, it'd be so annoying. So, again, let's all work together on this one. Don't hoard TP. K?

Almost said something real gross. Well, how'd your weekend go? Hope it was good. Hope you didn't have any issues with your neighbors, anything like that. I was reading about a guy in Nebraska charged with two felonies after being accused of attacking his neighbor and her seven year old daughter with a lightsaber.

Now that sounds pretty brutal. But far as I know, anybody who's got a lightsaber, it's just a stick with lights in it. K? It's not a flaming sword, so I think they're gonna be okay. But what happened is, apparently, they live in some type of an apartment complex or a duplex or something like that, and their rent was going to be raised because of increased utility costs.

This guy, he blamed the, family for the rent increase due to them keeping the thermostat turned up too high. What? You cold during winter? What? Gets the lightsaber out and just, attacks them.

So, was Peaches the neighbor? I don't know how long you've been listening to k Bear and me and Peach's shows, but Peach is if you didn't know during the winter months, I mean, this guy, he he is like, you know, the the oldest man in a young person's body. Keep the temperature down. You know, he's like your parents when you were a kid, and he just wanted it a little bit warmer or maybe a little bit of AC. No.

It costs money. We don't wanna see peaches bust out the lightsaber. No way. And this article points out that this guy had previously chased a neighbor down the street with an ax. How many times you heard Peaches say, I've got an ax in my house.

I think this was Peaches. Maybe they just, you know, went ahead and had a little bit of, typo action here, and it shouldn't be Auburn, Nebraska. Anyway, do you see a 25 year old man? I know Peaches is older than that. This guy is 25.

20 five year old man outside ranting and raving with a lightsaber. You you gotta get out of there. You're gonna have a bad time even if it is just a stick with lights in it. It probably doesn't feel good upside the dome. So beware of the neighbors, folks.

Headed to Greece today to kick off freak news where a woman thought it would be fun to take a picture of her husband's coffee cup. I guess it had some coffee grounds in the bottom and asked chat g p t to go ahead and read the tea leaves, basically. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever heard of this practice, but, you know, it's old school fortune telling. So she has Chat GPT read the guy's cup, and according to Chat GPT, his cup revealed a mysterious woman with the letter e that he was supposedly fantasizing about and with whom he was destined to begin a relationship.

So she got a little bit worried then she took a picture of her cup, had Chatt GPT analyze the coffee grounds and then Chatt GPT told her he was already cheating and the other woman wanted to destroy their home. So what a normal human being would do would go, that was funny, and move along. Not this woman. Yeah. Immediately was like, sorry.

You need to leave. We're getting divorced. And the guy thought she was joking till the divorce papers showed up three days later. You know, I feel bad for this guy, but I'd say he probably, you know, skirted a potentially crazier situation. Yeah.

I mean, if she's gonna buy into that, who knows what else? Who knows what other kind of crazy down the road she's gonna buy into? Probably don't need that in your life. So I'm not much into fortune telling myself. K?

That's just me. Alright. What else do we have here? A back alley beautician injected mystery mail in or or sorry. Mail order filler into clients without a medical license.

Well, yeah. Okay. If you've got a Florida woman who's known as the back alley beautician, don't go. Alright? If you're going to have a doctor inject things into you, make sure they're a real doctor.

Alright? Holy cow. I mean, who knows what she was just shooting into these people's faces. Alright? You you don't wanna have your face cave in after, you know, Botox gone bad with the back alley beautician in Florida or just end up dead.

Right? We've had those stories before. This isn't the first back alley beautician we've heard about on this show. Yeah. You might die.

Not worth it to, I don't know, remove a few wrinkles. A lot more wrinkles wouldn't okay. Anyway, don't need to get, Grody here. Let's see. Anything else for freaking news?

A naked man bit a dog, and it wasn't even in Florida. It was in Kansas. Yeah. I guess, 3PM, Casey's general store. Guy was refusing to leave the bathroom and had brought a dog inside with him.

Cops show up. They, you know, get the door open, find him naked in there. Then he starts fighting with him. They tased him a couple times. He kept going.

Then he bit his own dog. Yeah. Wasn't even, a police dog. This guy bit his own dog. What a piece of crap this guy is.

I mean, come on. Shouldn't bite anyone's dog. It's just not nice. But your own? That's I I just, you know, can't fathom that one.

Treat your pets good, people. Poor dog. Alright. Freak news weekday mornings about 07:50 ish right here on Kay Bear. What up, my people?

It's the Victor Wilt Show. Thanks for being here. Alright. Let's talk about some fun stuff going on this week. Do you like free concert tickets?

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That show's coming up super quick going down Sunday at the Mountain America Center. So we're giving away tickets to that show. If you haven't picked any up yet and you don't win, you should buy them because it's gonna be a Sunday night party, and I'm very excited about it. Look forward to seeing you there. So giving away those tickets, we'll just be doing on air giveaways.

Be like, hey. Call blah blah blah. You call and win. Then we're also doing the exact same thing with tickets to the just announced Mudbane Static X and Vended show, which is going to be hitting up the Porton Of Hell Trust Amphitheater in Pokey, October Third. Now means you got a little bit of time to plan and buy tickets.

But if you wanna get the best seats, you should buy them now. And, I guess, try to win them because, yeah, there's no better price than free. But just wanna let you know. If you wanna guarantee your way into any of these shows, just buy your tickets. But might as well try to get some freebies all week for two amazing shows, both presented by Kay Bear.

Again, this Sunday, really hope to see you there for see see their POD and non point. It is going to be a blast. So good luck. Alright. Listen, everybody.

I just read an article that said fifty percent of Tesla drivers have reported their vehicle being damaged intentionally. Don't break people's stuff. K? Yes. I think Elon Musk has done a lot to annoy people in the last few months, but it's not like you're damaging his personal vehicle.

K? You're just messing up people's stuff. So just try to not do that. K? There was another guy who he made some posts on social and brought his cyber truck to a baseball game, his kids baseball game, and all the kids thought it was really cool.

But then I guess something happened where he had to have the vehicle towed and he felt terrible because they all laughed at him. Don't just laugh at people who are getting their vehicle towed either. K? No matter what type of vehicle it is, If you're having to get your vehicle towed, it's an aggravating day. Okay.

If you're dealing with vehicle issues, it can be very frustrating. So don't point and laugh. Alright. Teach your kids it's not nice to point and laugh. I'm I'm just trying to imagine.

You know? Regardless of the vehicle brand, if my truck was getting towed and kids were pointing at me and laughing, I'd be thoroughly irritated. Probably nicer than this guy, though. Or no. This guy's probably nicer than me is what I meant to say.

He just posted about it on social. I might have pointed back and started saying insulting things. Nah. Don't do that to kids either. It's not nice.

Well, I'm here to help you find ways to keep good people in your life and keep the bad out. Let's check out some hobbies that are instant red flags from the Internet here, and I'll pass my judgment on them, see if I agree that these are red flag hobbies. I mean, how bad could they really be? Like scrolling TikTok. Now I wouldn't call that a hobby.

I mean, that's a way to pass time. So if that is a person's only hobby, I suppose it could be a red flag or it may depend what type of videos they're watching as well. Now you might wanna take a look at their feed. You know, same thing goes with, all social media. Alright?

You take a look at what they're liking on Facebook. You know? Go to their page. What pages do they like? Oh, jeez.

Alright. No good. Cast them out. Alright. Let's see what else we got here.

If you're a Reddit moderator I mean, I I don't want to, talk down on mods. Websites need mods to keep people, you know, behaving in a somewhat reasonable fashion. Now we've kinda got auto mod stuff set up on our pages. Certain phrases will be flagged, blah blah blah. You can automate a lot of it today, but I I don't know.

I guess if that's someone's whole life might be a little bit of a red flag. Hey. Do you wanna go to a movie? No. I need to moderate.

Alright. I'm out of here. Let's see. Making AI girlfriends and arguing with them. Is that really a thing I've mentioned before?

I'm nice to chat GPT, you know, when I need it to, I don't know, pour through a transcript and give me some notes. I always say, please. Why? Because I'm hoping that, the AI overlords will remember who is nice when they take over the planet. So always with a please and occasionally even a thank you.

But I'd say if you make AI girlfriends and argue with them, you're a weirdo. Alright? Or AI boyfriends and argue with them. If you wanna argue with people, you can argue with real people any day. Just get on Facebook.

Countless opportunities to start arguments. Yeah. You don't need to make a fake person. Yell at some real people. I I don't think that's really good, but just saying.

Just saying. Alright. Scratch tickets. Now that shouldn't be a hobby either. K?

Please gamble responsibly, people. You can blow so much money gambling and the house always wins Just go watch a video about the monthly, income of casinos in Vegas k? If they weren't making billions of dollars, they wouldn't be open. Okay. The house always wins tennis players.

If their hobby is tennis, don't date them. That's what the internet says here. What's wrong with tennis players? I don't know. I don't know any.

So what if it's pickleball? I guess it depends on the age. Alright. Watching alpha male YouTubers. Yeah.

I've talked about that before. That is a red flag. Dudes, if alpha male YouTubers and influencers are who you go to for relationship advice and things like that, you will never get a girlfriend. You're just gonna be, you know, old and lonely and realize that down the road oh nobody likes me it's amazing how popular some of these alpha male dudes are like jeez I'm telling you guys, you young guys, those guys are not manly. They're sad.

They're just sad, angry dudes who are not ever gonna get a girlfriend. Alright. What else do we have here? Making animals fight each other. Major red flag.

That's kinda psychotic. Alright. If they're an influencer. Now wait. I'm like, you know, sort of an influencer.

It's not my hobby. It's my job. Alright. So it's not a red flag. I'm pretty cool.

I'm alright. I swear. Alright. Let's see here. Some of these, I'm just not gonna get into here.

Collecting Disney memorabilia. Yeah. That could be a red flag. Disney adults? Disney adults are weird.

No offense to our Disney adults listening, but you're you're weird. Alright. I'm weird too. It's fine. I collect horror novels.

That's probably a red flag. It's like, you know, are you really into true crime? Do you swoon over serial killers? Alright. I like true crime too, but I'm not swooning.

Alright. No swooning. Alright. I'll be back in a minute. Was just reading that the library in Idaho Falls now has a drive through.

Alright. That that's cool. You know, we're all busy. Downtown can sometimes be hard to find a parking spot, so sure. Sure.

Library drive through, which has officially launched today. So, yeah, what you do, I guess, is you can log into your account and select drive through pickup under pickup options or call the library to place a hold on an item or call them and be like, hey. Could I get same day pickup of, some books? So, looks like they generally have your stuff ready two business days after the request. You'll have to show a driver's license, you know, so they can make sure it's actually you.

I would assume you also have to show it if you're gonna check out an awesome Stephen King book or something like that. Make sure you're of age for that naughty material. So silly. So ludicrous. I've I've railed about it enough.

I don't need to talk about book banning and, that insanity. So make sure to bring an ID anytime you go to the library, but it's good to see. Good to see. Anything that'll get more books into more people's hands, drive through service now open at the Idaho Falls Library. If you wanna get more info, you can go to their website, I f p l, Idaho Falls Public Library, I f p l dot org.

Alright. Got a question from somebody online asking, am I a jerk for not letting my boyfriend come on vacation with me because he's a picky eater? Alright. How picky? Well, let's find out.

Alright. The person says my boyfriend has a ton of food restrictions and is picky in general. K. Food restrictions. You know, if somebody has allergies and could have a severe reaction to a type of food, I would say you're a jerk if you're like, yeah, you can't come with me.

Sorry for your existence. You know, why don't you man up and be able to eat? I mean, that would be ridiculous. I don't think this guy has food restrictions. I think this guy is a picky eater because right after that sentence, she says he basically can only eat chicken fingers, grilled cheese, mac and cheese, and pad thai.

I've never seen him eat a vegetable. We just started dating a few months ago, and I love him. But I eat everything, and I'm very laid back. I know I will have to plan my entire day around finding food he can eat on top of enlist on top of listening to him complain about things not being the same. Even if a restaurant does have chicken fingers or mac and cheese, it won't be the same as what we get at home, and I just don't wanna hear about it while I'm on vacation.

Alright. Listen. If you're a grown man and you only eat chicken fingers grilled cheese mac and cheese and pad thai, you are gonna have a tough time keeping a girlfriend. K? You've gotta expand that palate a little bit.

I mean, I feel like I should eat more vegetables. You know, I'm always pushing myself. Do better at that. More veggies, less cheeseburgers. But yeah.

I mean, wouldn't that get old? Only eating chicken fingers all the time. That would be so annoying. I I I don't think she should, worry about vacation. And I hate to encourage people to break up, but I mean, unless you're, you know, like the perfect match and only into chicken fingers, I think she should dump them.

That's what I think. Let's see what people are saying. Alright. Told myself never again with the picky eaters after dating a chicken finger man. So chicken finger man is a thing.

We've had these stats pop up before that, you know, a large percentage of people claim they've never eaten vegetables. I think at this point, I'm believing that. If there are multiple dudes out there that all I eat is chicken fingers. Wow. What what a boring nightmare.

You gotta mix it up a little bit. How old is this guy? Five? I mean, if you got a kid that's like, you know, I only eat chicken fingers. Right.

They're a kid. This is an adult. I can only eat oh, yeah. Show me a note from your doctor. She used the phrase food restrictions.

No. This guy this guy needs a man up and eat some, some veggies. Alright? Take him to the salad bar. If he cries, kick him to the curb.

Yeah. I just saw on Facebook, a meme of sorts talking about how Facebook will throw people you might know at you that you just walked by in Walmart. That happens to me, I think, pretty often because I'll see people pop up in the people you might know and I'm like, well, I've seen that person. Do I know them? I'm very forgetful.

So it's like, did I, like, go to school with them or something like that? And so I'll send random friend requests to people who've probably no clue who I am. Or if I did go to school with them, they ain't gonna recognize the name. And I had hair back then, and I think I was a lot skinnier. I not think.

I know. But, yeah, I don't know. Just wanna let you know if I pop up, pop up, excuse me, on your people you might know, you can feel free to add me. I add, like, everybody on social. Long as you don't act like a turd.

You know? Don't be rude. Don't be annoying. But, yeah, you can, you can feel free to, send me a friend request. Alright.

What else was going on here? What else was I looking at? Oh, there was a cat that got a golden tooth. $5,000. Yeah.

Some people got too much money. My cat breaks the tooth. Whatever the, bargain tooth is, that's what they're gonna get. Gold tooth. I don't know.

It did turn the cat into an Internet sensation according to this article. So you might be able to make the money back. Let's see. Yeah. It's had over 10,000,000 views.

I don't know how much you get paid because I've never made money for internet content, but it's gotta be a decent amount toward the, $5,000 vet bill for a gold tooth. Yeah. If if you have $5 sitting around, you can feel free to, you know, donate it elsewhere. If you need my Venmo, it's easy to figure out or, I guess, gold tooth for your cat. $5, though?

Seems kinda steep. I mean, this is a cat sized tooth. Couldn't be worth 5 g's. Man, some people really hate the library. Well, this guy, he put, a decent amount of effort into showing his library hate.

Two different occasions showed up at the, let's see here, Cuyahoga County Public Library in Beachwood, Ohio. First time he showed up, he got a library card, and then he checked out a bunch of books, about 50 of them. You know? Sometimes the library doesn't have a rule about how many you can check out at once, but then he came back and he he checked out 50 more. Now these were all on topics that, for whatever reason, have become controversial in recent years.

You know, there are some people out there who just wanna put their head in the sand when it comes to history. Alright? So he takes these hundred books and then puts them in a big pile out in front of his house and lights them on fire and then posted the video to social media talking about how he's cleaning out the library. Well, he's gonna owe about $1,700 in books. And it's funny because the library's like, well, they're not overdue yet, so we'll wait until they're overdue, then we'll send a bill.

You saw the video of them burning them. That's how the cops found out. The library. Somebody tagged them. I was like, hey.

Check this guy out burning library books. So they reported it to the police. But, police told him because a contract was entered when the books were borrowed, failure to return or pay for the books would become a civil matter. So far as I know, he didn't even get in any trouble with the law, which I don't think sends a good message. You gotta punish book burners.

Alright. Come on. What is it? 1950? We got people burning books again.

What is happening in this world? Well, anyway, just wanna let you know that, not gonna get you anywhere aside from a a big fat bill, And there are more than one copy of every book at the library. Hate to break it to people. Now they're gonna get fresh new ones. Yeah.

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