The Viktor Wilt Show

I have been spoiled by three day weekends for I don't know how many weeks. But when you try to go back to doing a five day work week, it really sucks. I think all human beings should be allowed a four day work week. You know? It two days off is just not enough, and some people don't even get that so I shouldn't complain, but I got spoiled the last few weeks.

And three days off, perfect. Perfect. Alright. Let's dig into some content here. Let's see what we got this morning.

What's the biggest mistake to avoid in your thirties to have a good life in your forties? Well, as someone in my forties, I guess I could tell you if these are correct. I'm I'm guessing someone's gonna say, like, you know, make sure to exercise. Yeah. I probably should have done that because they say, you know, that the older you get, the harder it is to, like, start.

Yeah. I know. I have a treadmill in my basement. It's been staring at me for years. It's a nice one too.

If I wanted to pay the subscription, I could, like, watch videos on it, and it'll move around and stuff. Like, oh, you're running up a hill. Let's, you know, make it feel like you're running up a hill, blah blah blah or downhill. Okay. Anyway, I'm I'm just guessing exercise is gonna be in this list.

But, you know, I would assume these are also things that if you're in your forties, you could still take as good advice. So let's see what we got. Brush your teeth. Drink more water. Spend time with your loved ones.

Loved ones. Go for a walk. Yeah. Deal with your teeth. I'll tell you that.

And you know you know what's frustrating? Sometimes you just get dealt bad cards. I had, like, crooked teeth most of my life. Alright? I still brushed them.

I flossed them. I kept them clean, but they're they were just a mess. And finally, one day, my dentist is like, dude, you should get some braces. And I'm like, listen. I'm in my thirties, k.

Life's basically over at this point. I don't think that way, people. But I was like, man, there ain't no point at this point in life in getting braces. Give me a break. And he's like, nah.

You're gonna have major problems. You don't straighten out those teeth. You're gonna start having big issues. So I got braces in my thirties, got my teeth straightened out. And are are you ready to hear some grizzly details?

It was a bad process. Alright? Because they were they were messed up. They were messed up. They were really crooked.

You know, just too too many teeth. Very crowded. So it was, like, a couple days before Christmas, I went and I had eight teeth ripped out of my face all at once. My wisdom teeth. Figured might as well might as well get those dealt with at the same time, and then some more toward the, center of my mouth.

So my entire mouth, there's just holes everywhere. And then once that healed up enough, they put screws in my jaw because I was like, I'm not having jaw surgery. They were like, you need to have jaw surgery to fix blah blah blah. I'm like, no. Do you know what I do for a living?

I talk. And I they had me convinced it would be no big deal till I did a little bit of online research and I read some firsthand experiences of people who had this same surgery. There was no way I could do my job. These people were messed up. Alright.

Messed up bad. I I didn't have the time to heal, so they figured out, okay. We can put screws in your jaw, and we'll hook screw you know, we'll hook the screws to your braces and realign your jaw that way. Yeah. That was, like, two years of my life.

So you should still brush your teeth and all that. I wasn't trying to say, like, oh, there's a solution down the line. There is. Rip all your teeth out and get fake ones or get dentures. And you're just gonna have dentures and you're on the radio.

You talk like this. Yeah. Couldn't do it. Drink more water. Probably would have been a good idea.

I try to tell myself to do that all the time now. You know, that's maybe that's why the hydro homies annoy me so much, the people who are obsessed with water online. Like, there is no no beverage on earth more delicious and refreshing than a nice cold glass of water. Sorry. I disagree.

Water's good. It's fine. But there's always gonna be something I would rather drink even if it's, you know, carbonated water, which well, you know what? That can affect the enamel of your teeth. Blah blah blah.

Maybe it's bad for your guts. Shut up. Let me just enjoy my refreshing polar seltzer. Alright? Settle down.

You should spend time with your loved ones. Highly agree with that. I don't wanna get dark here, but people die All of a sudden, all of a sudden, just people be gone. So spend as much time with them as possible. But also don't beat yourself up on that one because I've yet to have any situation where somebody passed away and I didn't feel regret that I didn't spend more time with them.

Like, that that's just gonna happen. So, yeah, don't don't beat yourself up about that unless you're just like, I don't know, avoid your children for like, you know, ten years because you, you know, you're politically different or something. You know, as the parent, sometimes you gotta buckle down and you gotta just shut up and, be good to your kids. K. Even if you disagree with them on something stupid like politics.

Go for a walk. Yeah. I should have probably done that too. Alright. What else do they say you shouldn't do in your thirties if you wanna be in good shape in your forties?

Drinking like you're in your twenties. Yeah. I can tell you for sure. If you can tone down the drinking as early as possible, I mean or be like peaches, just always avoid it especially if you know you're prone to, you know, genetics that might lead to you being addicted to booze. Like, if your parents have have alcohol problems, you should probably not touch the booze.

K? Because it it's a slippery slope, and you don't wanna end up in your forties drinking like you're in your twenties. Might have done that a time or two. It really sucks. I'll tell you what.

Hangover in your forties, it's awful. It's awful. Booze is bad stuff. I know it can be fun, but it's just not good. Alright.

Here we go. You know, taking care of your health. That why give an obvious answer? Yeah. Eating like crap.

Well, sometimes you go through rough phases in life. Alright? I got a breakfast burrito. That's not eating good. Not exercising.

Alright. Yeah. Replacing sleep with energy drinks. What about instant coffee? Does that count?

How are you supposed to be well rested when you work up at the or wake up at the hours I do? It's it's impossible. If you have to be up at 5AM, you're not getting good sleep. I don't understand morning show hours, to be honest. You know, at 6AM, I know there are people out there.

I drive here every day. There's people on the roads. I just had a call, but that that listener was in Florida. Yeah. It's two hours later there.

Okay. What else do we have? All the stuff old people have been telling you about your whole life. Lift with your legs, not with your back. Brush your teeth.

Floss. Oh, yeah. Invest in a retirement fund. I've been telling my kids that. If I had invested in a retirement fund when I was, like, 20, just putting a little bit aside each month, do you know how much money I would have?

But I'm an idiot. Actually, I blame the school system. How many of you were taught about setting up a retirement fund when you were in school? No. They've got you doing algebra, something you'll never use in your life.

They could give you good good life advice, set up a retirement fund, you know, teach you about financing a home or something like that. No. Algebra. Completely useless. Okay.

Sorry. I I get a little bit frustrated when I think about the things that, I feel like school should have taught us that they don't. Alright. Spend time with your family. Travel.

Read. Yeah. Please. No matter what age you are, will you please read? I've been having problems with people on social media not because of, anything that I said, but because they didn't read the article or apparently pay attention to what I said.

I made a comment, you know, about a part of an article the other day, and it was a very clear comment that had nothing to do with the headline of the article, but people still started yelling at me about, you know, the headline. I'm like, listen. I wasn't even talk do you guys read the articles? Open the article and read it. Headline does not fill you in on the story.

That's just to get you to click. K? It's what's after the click that matters. Vote. Jeez.

Yeah. There couldn't be anything more important I could scream right now than vote. Alright? Please. We got elections coming up next year.

Please vote. And remember, you don't have to vote how all your friends do. You don't have to vote how your parents do. You research the candidates back to that reading thing. Like, people are acting all surprised right now by all kinds of things happening.

I'm like, well, did you read about the candidates? This isn't a surprise to me. It's what they said they're gonna do. Okay. Sorry.

I'm getting I'm getting worked up. This is good, though. Feeling energized is good because I got stuff to get done today. Yeah. Wear sunscreen.

You ever been down to Arizona? You wanna look like, you know, a mummy in your forties? Yeah. Sunscreen. Also, help prevent, skin cancer.

Alright? Exercise. Okay. If if one more person tells me to exercise, jeez. Being in a relationship or marrying someone who is totally wrong for you.

Yeah. I've pointed that one out a million times too. Now being in a relationship's one thing, but getting married when you're too young, I don't think people understand how difficult the legal process is to get divorced. K? It sucks.

It makes like, a normal breakup's not fun, but a divorce, that's a whole other thing that people should not have to go through. Don't get married when you're, like, 18. You know? Be in a relationship with somebody till you're, like, in your mid twenties. And if you're still together, be like, okay.

We've been together seven years. I I think at this point, I know we're sticking together. Let's get married. You don't know crap at 18. K?

I mean, people who are just out of high school, they haven't even experienced reality because high school isn't reality. The minute you get out of there, the entire world changes. Okay. I've I'm really rambling here. Let's take a break.

I gotta get to that burrito. Okay. Somebody asked online what instantly ruins a movie for you no matter how good it is. Maybe falling asleep in the middle of it. Yeah?

Because then you gotta watch it again. Gotta go back, figure out where where you're at. It doesn't really ruin the movie. Just happened to me recently. Falling asleep in the middle of a movie when I didn't want to, but I pretty much had to.

Let's see here. The audio being super low and then when fight scenes come on, it blows out your eardrums. I don't care how good it is. This will make me turn it off every time. Alright.

I will say your sound system's kind of important when it comes to movies in the modern age. Like, I've had this same issue before, but now with my classy sound system, oh, let me pat myself on the back. It works out pretty good. Though, I mean, it still does blast your eardrums out when a big fight scene happens. That that's a part of a part of a movie.

You know? Action kicks up. You want that subwoofer to kick in? Yeah. Settle down.

You know? Or just get, like, a cheap soundbar where you can adjust the, center channel. The center channel is where all of your, you know, talking is gonna come from. So if you get a soundbar, it doesn't have to be anything fancy, but that you can adjust at least the center and the sides, then you can dial it in so you can hear the audio and it everything else isn't gonna blast everything, you know, out. K?

You gotta dial your system in. If you're just watching it on the TV speakers, it it's just not gonna work great because that's not how the audio is is mixed. What else do we have for reasons somebody would have a movie just ruined for them? When characters don't know how to communicate or share information at all. Yeah.

Okay. Bad writing. Sure. Yeah. That would ruin a movie.

I I don't know what I was expecting to find in here, but, scenes that are too dark to actually see what's happening. A little is too fine, but when I can't see it immediately, I give up. This is another one of these it could be your TV situations. K? And, also, it could deal with, the room that you're watching the TV in and how the how the lighting's set up.

Like, my living room, I put blackout curtains in there so at any time of day, I can make the room basically pitch black. I still needed to get a curtain for the little window by the front door because that lets some light in. But, you know, what you gotta do, get yourself an OLED TV. I know. I know they cost, you know, a good amount of money.

I swear, the the only thing I've splurged on as an adult was my stupid TV. I spent too much money on it. You know, it was a a dumb purchase as far as what it cost, but it's been worth every penny because it's an amazing TV. That was my my treat myself midlife crisis item. Some people buy a sports car.

I bought a TV. And all of those movies where it's like, oh, it's too dark to see anything. No. If you're watching an OLED TV in a dark room, you're not gonna have this problem. You know, you got a a regular old TV and you're watching it with the sun blasting in through the windows.

You ain't gonna be able to see crap. K? Alright. What else do we have here for reasons people would just give up on a movie? Oh, it's too dark.

I'm turning it off. Just sit through it. K? Or, like, crank the brightness up on your TV. It's not gonna look great, but if it's that important to you, there are minor fixes.

Let's see. I hate when they live in those glorious mansions or seaside mansions, the Hamptons, and then they're like a chef or a writer with writer's block. Well, a writer could afford a Hamptons mansion. Like, you wanna tell me Stephen King couldn't afford a house in the Hamptons? I'm pretty sure he's got some dough.

What's Stephen King's net worth according to the Internet? This is always sad to look up when you got my net worth. It's your king net worth. 500,000,000? Yeah.

He could afford a house in the Hamptons and sit back and deal with his writer's block. Yeah. Some writers make a lot of money. And there might be a well, I don't know about a chef. I how much did the world's most famous chefs make?

I would assume Gordon Ramsay could afford a Hamptons mansion. Let's see. Gordon Ramsay net worth. Where's he at here? Just give me the amount.

Okay. 220,000,000. Yeah. Could afford a house in the Hamptons. There are some rich chefs.

This just brought up a list. Jamie Oliver, worth 300,000,000. Nobu Matsuhisa. Matsuhisa. Really sorry if I said that wrong.

200,000,000. Wolfgang Puck, 120,000,000. Can you imagine having that kind of money just from cooking? Alright. What else do we have that would ruin a movie?

I don't think that ruins a movie. You're just jealous you don't have a glorious mansion or seaside mansion. I'd like one. Sure. It'd be great.

I like lots of space. I would definitely need somebody to, keep me company in it though, even in my house which isn't that big. Yeah. Gets kind of weird in there after too long by myself, just me and the cats. If the mouth and voice is even a tiny bit out of sync, that might be your TVs.

You know, could be your setups issue, and TVs have settings you can go in and you can set the delay. You can fix this. K? I'm I'm starting to discover something here. We got a lot of people who are lacking a little bit of, technological, knowledge.

Yeah. You know, go into those TV settings. You'll find a lot of them. K? Or your soundbar settings or what whatever.

If it's just the TV, then it's gotta be something in your TV settings. Unless it I mean, there could be some movies out there that are edited very terribly, and for some reason, the audio doesn't match up. When a character is drinking from an empty mug. Yeah. That would be annoying, but I wouldn't turn the movie off.

Come on. Anytime the major conflict could be solved with a simple five minute conversation or when the protagonist friend has something very important to say and they can't listen because something else calls for their attention. It's incredibly lazy writing. Well, give an example of it so I know what you're talking about. When people have distractingly bad plastic surgery, that's not gonna, you know, make me stop watching.

I mean, plastic surgery definitely gets my attention, and I'm like, why did they do that? Plastic surgery definitely gets my attention, and I'm like, why did they do that? Like, you know, there are, I'm sure, situations where plastic surgery can do something good, but most of the time celebrities get plastic surgery, they end up looking really weird. You see it all the time, and you're like, why why did they do that to their face? They look just fine.

Alright. When in a post apocalyptic dystopian world where resources are scarce, women still have mascara and eyeliner, perfect eyebrows, and perfectly clean and conditioned hair. Now I I could get why that would be distracting to people because it's not realistic. But, you know, I still watch The Last of Us. K?

It's still a good show. I don't mind. It'll fall out the series. Alright? Everybody be looking fine in that show.

Yes. It's unrealistic. But who cares? You gotta suspend disbelief for just a minute and, like, move along. Here's more people if the scenes are too dark.

It's your TV. I'm telling you. Turn the lights off in your room and adjust your TV in the dark. You can get this working. K?

I've I've got a normal TV in my bedroom. Never had a problem with the scenes are too dark, and I have the brightness, like, super low because I watch it in a pitch black room. TVs and movies are not designed to be watched in a bright room. K? Alright.

I've had enough with this. I'm gonna find something else to talk about and, I've still gotta deal with that, burrito. It's probably getting cold. Doing the show. Yay.

Okay. Sorry. I'm I was, like, out of the room. Just kinda heard that last song ending. Had to run-in here.

Yeah. I'm a multitasker. Okay? I don't have the luxuries of your average big city radio show like I talked about yesterday. You know, I don't have a crew digging me up every story that I need to talk about on air.

I have to find it myself if I'd like to, get myself a drink. I don't have some intern. Go get me coffee, minion. I don't know. Occasionally, Peaches will bring me an energy drink, but I don't ask him to do it on demand.

You know? What else is I gonna talk about here? Trends that slowly disappeared, but you'd like to see make a comeback? I'm all down to pass judgment on these kind of things because there's a lot of terrible trends that have happened over over the years. You know?

Let's see what people say. Social media before advertise that that's not a trend. Social media was just different back in the day. You know, they're pointing out here it was just actual friends you knew in real life and their albums of drunk photos from the weekend. Now I met a lot of people on Myspace, and some of them, I'm still very good friends with to this day.

My homie, Nick, we met on Myspace, you know, because we we found each other's bands. I don't remember who found who. Became homies. Been friends ever since. I will say social media back in the day was a billion times better than this garbage we have now.

You know, Myspace, for you young people that didn't get to experience it, it was great. And I I don't think that's just a nostalgia thing, but, like, for example, they had a function called bulletins, and you, you know, basically send out a blast to everybody that was on your friends list. You know, maybe you had an important event coming up like, hey, we're gonna play a show. Basically the same as making a, a post, you know, but every single person on your friends list saw it. It wasn't like now where, you know, maybe 3% of the people on your friends list will actually see something in their feed.

No. Facebook's too busy feeding you AI videos. I bet by, like, the end of the year, 90% of social media is gonna be just AI slop. And I like AI slop sometimes. Like, this dumb video I saw where, you know, I've I've talked about it before where there's a explosion in an airplane in the sky and the mom throws the baby out the window.

It floats down to the water and a cat rescues it and brings it back to shore and, like, raises it and then writes SOS in the sand. And then, you know, magically they're saved. Like, it it was stupid, but it it was fine. It was ridiculous. But that's gonna be, like, all we're getting soon enough because most people are are happy with watching some sometimes really, really awful and pointless A.

I. Video. Yeah? I mean, I watched that dumb cat video one time. I would not call it good content, but I was like what what is happening?

What is this? And, you know, I like weird stuff so okay. I wouldn't call social media a trend but whatever. 6AM and 6PM news and nothing more. Oh.

Woah. I hadn't really thought about that. Yeah. There used to not be twenty four seven news channels. Yeah.

You would just watch the news like, well, they had it at 10PM as well. And And it was a half hour long, and that was all you got. And they didn't put their opinions in it. You didn't have guys like that, you know, Tucker Carlson and thing, just brainwashing people with their ideas. Yeah.

It was great back before the news had an opinion. Again, that's why it makes me crazy when I see people accusing of East Idaho News having, you know, some kind of a slant to their, you know. Jeez. What's the word I'm looking for here? Why do I feel like such an idiot?

Sorry. To their coverage. Yeah. There we go. They just report the news and people get mad that they're reporting the news because they don't like reality.

Hey. Why are you reporting this thing that happened? What's going on here? Clearly, you lean to this side. They report, like, everything, and they do it, like, the old school way.

That's why I like I mean, I I will admit they're good at click baiting people. They they know that a certain headline is gonna get people, fighting in the comments. They've got it. It's it's a modern news organization. That's how you get reach.

You need people fighting in the comments, and I'm happy to add to it. Happy to join in. Start you know? I wouldn't call it arguing. I would call it discussions with people.

They tend to argue with me. And then they get all butthurt because I, you know, back up what I have to say with facts. That's right. And by the way, if you see me comment on an article somewhere or you see me make a post on my personal page that you'd like to discuss, please reach out to me directly. K?

Don't bother peaches. Don't be posting on random videos of me trying to get people to donate pet food. Come to the source. I am very easy to find, and we can chat it up. Glad to.

Okay. But, yeah, back when there was no twenty four hour news, when social media wasn't news, back to Myspace, there wasn't news on Myspace. No. It's just people posting, you know, random crap about their life. It was great.

Then they ruined it all. I blame Zuckerberg and Facebook. Facebook started off as just, you know, what, pretty much like a dating type app? You know? And you had to have a college email address to even join.

Yeah. Thanks, Myspace. Thanks for selling. Yeah. Tom.

It's Tom's fault. And if you don't know who Tom is, well, he was everybody's first Myspace friend. Okay. Let's see. When companies weren't afraid to make electronics fun.

I I I kinda miss that. Like, did you ever see, like, computers that were, like, neon blue and see through? They were silly. We could still do it with flat screens. I I think that the modern, you know, black sleek look of flat screens and stuff, it it it's nice.

And you can still I don't know. I think they are still making electronics fun, but you have to put the extra effort in yourself. Like, my living room, I have, Govee lighting all over the place, and it's awesome. I had to, you know, set it up, but your electronics don't have to be boring. It reminds me of an I'm I'm not gonna get into it right now.

I'm gonna save it for my, interview at the last podcast on the left, but happened to, during my, research last night, stumble across some Zillow images of the inside of somebody's house. And I'm like, oh, why are people so boring? Have you noticed that? I mean, there's just a certain look that people seem like they have to have on the inside of their house. I'm an adult now.

I can't have any fun. No. You can. You can decorate your house however you want. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

You be you. You're only on this planet one time. Don't live in a boring house. Alright. Let's see here.

A company answering their phone. Yep. I only know of one that does that anymore, and that is K Bear one zero one. You can call me. (208) 535-1015.

I sit by a phone, and I answer it. And all you gotta do is push 0. You can get somebody to pick up. Just sit there and yell agent or push 0. Eventually, a person will pick up unless they're, you know, a local business that's closed.

I think somebody had a bad time, navigating the automated system. I've talked about this one, leaving the house and not being reachable. That was great. That was great. Now it's too scary.

I can't leave my house without my phone. I don't know what kind of you know? I I leave my house every day. Nothing happens. But the one day I leave my house without my phone that I'm like, I'm gonna go crazy.

I'm gonna go drive to I don't know. I'm gonna drive to Stanley with no phone. Can you imagine driving out to the middle of nowhere with no phone anymore? My phone from t mobile now has, satellite service. I can get phone service anywhere and it's nice because I don't know I might get attacked by a bear.

Chances are slim because I haven't been out in the woods in a while. I need to road trip. I need to go somewhere. I think a trip to Yellowstone sounded kind of good. Maybe I'd get some viral footage of some idiot, you know, stepping too close to a bison.

Be able to sell that to the AP or something. Give me some dough. Alright. More social media crap. Kids being able to play outside instead of calling the police.

Neighbors would keep an eye on everyone. Yeah. There are a lot of those videos floating around of people. Why are these kids out here having fun? Why am I talking so much today?

I need to shut up and do shorter breaks. Trying to save my energy for later today, and I've I've been doing long breaks. Alright. I'm sure you want me to shut up too, which if you ever want me to shut up, you can call and tell me live on air. I'm glad to discuss it.

(208) 535-1015. I'll be back in a second. Alright. If y'all can keep it, like, clean and radio friendly, it would be a funny one for you to call in on. The subject is, what's the most ridiculous thing you heard a man refuse to do because it was too feminine or for girls?

Yeah. Call me up (208) 535-1015. Like, every single time I post a video or photo of myself on social media wearing the kind of sunglasses that I prefer, somebody always comment, did you steal your girl's glasses? Where'd you get those glasses, grandma? Your glasses are too big.

Yo. Ain't you seen the movie Casino? Come on. Alright. I'm pretty sure that Robert De Niro in casino, I watched that when I was very young and was like, those giant stupid glasses.

Those are awesome. And ever since yeah. I don't buy the, you know, aviator. I'm not against wearing aviators, but my preferred sunglasses are big stupid girly sunglasses. I don't know why I like them.

So quit giving me grief about it. I'm not gonna stop. I will not take off my girly sunglasses. K? And if that's not manly enough for you, whatever.

You go ahead and, put on your I don't know the names of different sunglasses. Okay. Let's find out what the Internet says were things ridiculous that you heard a man refused to do because it was too girly. Let's see. Let his wife use a pink towel on his sons.

Bro, it's a towel. It serves a purpose. Drying things. Who cares what color it is? Actually, I think the towel I'm using right now, I had washed it with some red towels, and it was a white towel.

So it's it's kinda pink. So, what's worse? You know, your your spouse using a pink towel on your sons or me using a pink towel on myself and then slapping on the girly sunglasses. And, you know, you can go ahead and judge me. I tell you what, I am all man.

Alright? Settle down. Okay. This guy wouldn't use conditioner in his hair, and he has long hair. Dudes, I'm telling you, if you have long hair if you haven't short hair, k, the ladies are gonna like it better if your hair is soft.

Who likes, you know, just dry, like, crumbly hair? That's not appealing. Dudes, get some conditioner for that stuff. Yeah. If you have a beard too, you should probably condition it.

I I have been failing at that. I know my beard can get a little bit that scratchy. So I don't know. I don't wanna buy like, they they make that, you know, crap you put in your beard, like, after, you know, you shower or something. What I don't even know what they call it because I don't have it.

Does it make your beard soft? I just figured it would make my face, like, greasy. It seemed like a beard grease. You know, you gotta wash conditioner. You wash it out.

You know? Otherwise, you'd have just a nasty cruddy buildup. It'd be gross. Okay. Let's see.

What else were the most ridiculous things you heard a guy wouldn't do because it was too girly? Going with me on a male friend's boat, he said, why would I, as a man, go on another man's boat? What? I only go on my boat. Never step foot you can't go on another man's boat, pansy.

Alright. We gotta call her. K Bear, you're live on the show, so please keep that in mind. Who's this? This is Casey, Victor.

How are you doing today? Casey, I'm I'm actually having kind of a good time here. What's up with you? Oh, I'm doing pretty good. You know, heading up to Idaho Falls, get some stuff done after work, all the good stuff.

Nice. Nice. So, have you heard any ridiculous things that you heard a guy wouldn't do because it was too girly? So I have a it's pretty it's like a gardener's hat because I'm a redhead. Okay.

I shave my head, and I work overnight. So I burn very easy. So when I go outside, I like to wear a hat. It's got a brim on all sides, goes out pretty wide. Yeah.

It it looks like gardener's hat. Every time I wear it, my friends are like, oh, is that your grandma hat? And then, you know, I carry around the when I went to the fair, I carried a bag with all some stuff, and I'm like, oh, grandma's here. And I'm like, they they they give me they they call me out on that hat all the time. And I was like, oh, it's just a hat.

Covers everything that gets burned super easy, and I like it. And I was like, oh, it's a grandma hat. It's for gardening grandmas. I'm like, or it's so I don't get sunburn. Yeah.

Makes total sense to me. Sunblock sucks. I mean, I've got pretty decent sunblock that's not you know, it doesn't make you feel all greasy and crap, and it works real good. But I still don't like to put it on. I would much rather wear, you know, a grandma hat, but I don't have a grandma hat.

Maybe I'll have to get one. They're really nice. Yeah. And I forget sunblock all the time. I'll go anywhere.

I'm like, do you wear sunscreen? I'm like, no. It'll be fine. It's never fine. It's never been fine, but I I always say it's fine.

I mean I'll wear my grandma hat. This might make some listeners mad, but I mean, look look at a cowboy hat. It's just a different shaped version of what you're wearing. Yeah. Exactly.

You know, that's why they have a a huge long brim all around all sides to protect the cowboy's head and neck from the sun. Exactly. You know, it's just logic, people. Come on. Well, you rock Crazy stuff.

You rock your grandma hat, I'll rock my grandma glasses. Ain't nothing wrong with it. Yeah. Sounds perfect. Appreciate the call, man.

You bet. Talk to you later. Peace. (208) 535-1015. If you wanna call in with something that, you heard a guy do or a guy refused to do because it was too girly.

What was up with the guy who wouldn't go on another guy's boat? What's he worried about watching too much of, the Sopranos or something? Peaches, are you listening to my topic? I I hear you from down the hall. Okay.

So peaches, what's something you've heard that a guy refused to do because it was too too girly? Too girly. I assumed you came in because you had something for it. I came in because I saw this awesome tour get announced. Yeah.

Because you like to change the topic. No. I'm just here to tell you. What's the tour? Well, Trivium's gonna be both in Boise and Sounds pretty girly to me.

I wouldn't go to that show. I'm too manly. Is the opener, and they have a woman lead singer. That's right. I don't I don't watch bands with the, you know, girls in the band.

That's right. That's that's that's girly. No. You saw me at the Poppy Show. I was I was, very excited.

Fit for a king, make them suffer. Spite. That's a good lineup. Alright. Cool.

Well, thank you, Peachy. I'm trying to figure out what what could what have I heard? Well, some of the ones we've talked about so far, I had a listener call who wears a a gardening hat. You know, it's got a long brim that goes all the way around. Oh, you know what?

And his friends could say he wears a grandma hat. You've heard the people with me and my sunglasses. I have that gray sweater that everyone thinks is like grandma's sweater. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I think it's more mister Rogers. But I like it. Yeah. You have to dress how you want. Wear a dress if you want.

I don't care. Yeah. Go for it. Yeah. Might be nice on a hot day.

K Berry, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? This is Sean in Pocatello. Sean, what you got for something dumb you heard a guy wouldn't do because it was too girly?

So I listen to classical music, and my father-in-law absolutely refused this too. He said it's too feminine to listen to classical musical. See, that that right there is the music nerd before Progy got into the play. You know? Exactly.

Like, prog prog metal is distorted classical music. Like straight up. You know? Classical is extremely manly. Yeah.

He's also the type to say that ACDC is the greatest band of all time. So Well, Peaches, I think, agrees with that statement. They're awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

So I I was just wondering if he was one of those guys who listens to, like, Morgan Wallen and is like, I'm a real man. Alright? No. He actually is an old a true oldies guy. He he sounds like the type of guy that just, like, hates sleep token because they're new.

That's not my middle. Probably. I listen to Man of War. And Man of War, a bunch of really buff dudes wearing tights. I it it's like some of the guys who I see get mad about certain things, and it's like, don't you like Motley Crue and Poison?

Have you ever looked you ever looked at any photos of Motley Crue and Poison from the eighties? Yeah. Yeah. I did. An Aquanet?

Exactly. They might have been, dressing a little bit feminine from what I recall. Brianna Michaels over there. Right. Right.

That's pretty funny, man. Well, yeah, you keep it listening. Classical music's good for your mind. I respect classical music. So Helps me unwind.

Yeah, dude. It's good stuff. It's good stuff. So because you're, you know, lacking the intelligence needed to listen to classical music. Well, he's young.

He doesn't understand yet. Yeah. Maybe you'll get it one of these days, Pete. I I was in band too that you know, band's not very manly, but, yeah, I gained a little bit of respect for other types of music I probably wouldn't have without band. So Right.

Yeah. Well, cool, man. Appreciate the call today. No worries. Peace.

Later. Alright. Let's see here. Let's see what this next guy did. It seems like it's a lot of dads that are, like, worried about their sons being girly or something.

This guy, he, all of a sudden picked his, three year old son up off the ground and, started yelling at him how he you know, you're not gonna be some kind of sissy, because he was hanging out with his little sister and some other girls having a teddy bear party. What's wrong with that? He's a he's three. Kids do dumb stuff. Who cares?

I used to let them be. Like, I've always hung out with girls, you know, my whole life. I'm pretty sure I've, like, played, like, Barbies with girls when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, who cares? I mean Especially as a dad, if you're like a girl dad, you might as you're gonna be doing a whole lot of that stuff. Yeah. I mean Tea time? Tea time.

Yeah. Exactly. As girl dad, I did lots of girly stuff. I I I definitely played Barbies with the girls. So my sister was really young, of course.

Yeah. Now if you're our age and playing with Barbies, I'm my, you know, going, dude, something going something wrong with you? That's, like, kinda creepy. That's, Hannibal Lecterich. That's Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lam.

I can see you having a collection of Barbies. I now listen, Peaches. Oh, okay. What's a GI Joe? That's just a doll for a boy.

Come on. It's an action figure, Victor. Oh, yeah. That's what they like to call it. It's a doll.

It's an action figure. It's a doll. K. Bear, you're live on the Victor Wheelchair. Keep that in mind.

Who's this? Good morning. My name is Robert. Robert, what you got for something that you heard of a guy refusing to do because it was too girly? Taking our kids to the store or appointments.

What? They got I I heard a guy say, oh, that that's a woman's job. Dude, I loved doing the grocery shopping. I was the one who always did it, back when Yeah. I was married and my kids were growing up.

Because because grocery store, depending on the time of day, can be pretty peaceful. You put headphones in, just wander around, pick up stuff. I get to pick the food I want. Those same people that say, like, oh, it's a woman's job. I feel like they're the same type of people that make the joke that they hate their wife and then nobody laughs.

Yeah. You're right. He just yeah. Take your kids to appointments, k. It's called being a dad.

Simple as that. Exactly. Change the baby's diaper. K? You're the dad.

I'm too madly for that. I don't wanna see I don't wanna see my kid's business. Be a dad. And then, with the, the guy with the boat, I I think it's because of the implications. What dudes in a boat?

Two dudes. On a boat. Dude, there's nothing wrong with being two dudes on a boat. Yeah. Alright?

You're out boat. I I've seen I I thought that was, like, totally normal. How many guys you know get with their bros and they go fishing? Lieutenant Crane keeps inviting you on his boat. They've been trying to invite me on his boat for years.

Yeah. And I would tell him to create a very man boat. I'm gonna have to tell him the next time he brings up, sorry, dude. I'm too manly for that. I don't go on other dudes' boats.

Is your is your wife gonna be there? Is there gonna be other people around? Because if it's just two dudes on a boat, you know? Did you invite any girls from the bar on the boat? That's when I'll go.

When there's four of them and two of us, there's gotta be more women than men. Right? Stepping foot on your boat. What's the ratio gonna be? Yeah.

That's so absurd. Alright, man. Appreciate the call today. Yeah. You have a great day.

Peace. This is kind of a funny thread, and I I only just barely got down it, and I've I've been talking a long time. So I'm gonna have to save more of this for the next break, everybody. As long as these keep being just as stupid as I scroll through them, we'll keep talking about them because it's fun. I remember, like, other dads gave my dad some some grief for when he drove my mom's car, and she has the bedazzled license plate frame, and the license plate says PeachyKing.

You know, I think stuff like that's happened to me. I can't think of a specific example. But, I mean, usually, the one I get is the the sunglasses. And my dad doesn't get bothered at all. He He doesn't care.

Help me. Yeah. You know I don't get bothered. Right. Half the time yeah.

Most of the time, people are yelling at me for anything. I'm just sitting there laughing. Like, alright, dude. Whatever. I'll keep it I'll keep antagonizing you.

Tenacious derules. I don't know about you, but this thread is making me laugh. So I gotta keep going with it. And, you know, if you're you're a dude and you're getting upset by this thread, stop being so girly about. No.

The the thread, if you're just tuning in, is what's the most ridiculous thing you heard a man refuse to do because it was too feminine or too girly. And there there have been a lot of funny ones. You know, I talked about the sunglasses I wear. For example, I always get grief. Every time I post a picture or video of myself wearing them, wear what you like.

Dude, giant sunglasses are so good. They block out so much more sun. They look ridiculous. They're fun. Seriously.

Like, guys, if you haven't ever put on a giant pair of women's sunglasses, just put them on. Give it a shot. Look at yourself in the mirror. You'll smile. They're they're very fun.

They're very comfortable. I got one now. Peach has thought of one. Alright. You go to the bar and you order a mint and julep.

Why don't you get a Jack and Coke? That's right. You know? Just get yourself some whiskey, you know, straight. Not even on the rocks.

Be real, man. There's also the people that just, like, get get black coffee. Don't get that other stuff in there. Like, I mean, me, for example, I'll I'll admit I do sometimes I'll cast judgment on a dude by based on the drink they get if they buy light beer. Sorry, Ben.

I'm sorry. Wouldn't insult one of our biggest, supporters. Wow. Everybody likes different beer. You know?

Just regular lager beer, I don't like it. Like, for my birthday, you know, which ended up being pretty much all sober people, I bought this case of pub beer, which is just regular old lager beer. And then nobody nobody drank it because it was like a sober party. And, now I got all this pub beer, and I'm like, why do I have this? I tried.

I tried having you, bring that beer to a specific location I know. Saturday night, which would have been perfect. It would have been better than almost getting in a fight with some random lunatic, you know? Well, because some guy brought, you know, a case of Twisted Tea, and I feel like that's somewhat of a a girly drink too. Right?

Drinking Twisted Tea, bro. It's tea with alcohol. That's it. Can't handle no carbonation? Won't you go get yourself some Kool Aid, man?

I like Twisted Tea. It's it's delicious on a hot day. I'll I'll drink a White Claw, and I I drink, the pub beer. I don't I don't care. You know?

You gotta get that that White Claw surge, right, with all the That's why I you're gonna drink White Claw as a man. It's gotta be the blue can. I almost said caffeine. No. Four Loko no longer has the, caffeine in it.

Four Loko, you know, that it's funny because that's like a psychopath's drink or at least it was back when it had caffeine in it. But that was just like, you know, Fanta soda with a, you know, piles of alcohol in it. Kinda kinda girly if you ask me. I I love how Katie just texted both of us, but would you guys go get manicures and pedicures? Sure.

I mean, I'd be I'm weird. I I don't know if I want people messing with my feet. That just I I'm ticklish. Me me too. I'll start kicking.

Exactly. I don't know how they do it. But I you know, back when I was in a band, I painted my I painted all but two fingernails so I could see my hands on stage if it was dark. I wouldn't paint my right index finger or my right thumb because I would end up, strumming in the the polish. Strumming and the polish would come off and get in the strings.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. So I'd paint the other eight fingers. And, generally, I painted my nails black.

But there was one time I painted them sparkly blue. Not very manly, bro. You're gonna paint your nails black only. It's a huge thing in this, industry. Well, and, dude, like, every single band I think every single band, all the guys are wearing makeup.

You know? Yeah. Look at Rory from Dayseeker. Look at Spencer from Ice Nine Kills. Do they have makeup lines?

Look at Ozzy. Look at KISS. Now KISS. Look at Paul Stanley. Look at that guy.

But like I mentioned earlier, look at any of the eighties hairbands. They just painted themselves to look like women. They were basically, drag queens. Twisted sister. Twisted sister.

So Look at these knives. They wore girly clothes. They wore tights and frilly things, and they had lip stick and eyeliner and pretty blue eye shadow. Like, come on. Look at Howard Stern with miss America.

Look at him like a Yeah. Yeah. That's he's just straight up in drag on the front of, that book. Howard Stern. I don't listen to that show.

That's for girls. Alright. Let's see here. What what else is going on in this thread here about the most ridiculous things you've heard a man refused to do because it was too feminine? This one's really funny, Peaches.

And it'll so there was a guy who refused to, go to the bathroom, number one, sitting down because that's what girls do. K. I've I've got a point out. That's what I like to call the silencer. If you're in a public bathroom, you just you don't make that noise.

You just There's nothing wrong with peeing sitting down. Okay? But the the thing is they they questioned the guy and were like, okay. Well, what about when you go number two? And he's like, well, I stand up first and then I sit down.

Now if you think, do girls I I I don't wanna get across the radio obscenity lines, but so does therefore he also stand up Wait. Did it when he number two's I was about to ask, does he stand up for me? Yeah. Exactly. Because I'm I haven't heard that that's what the ladies do.

I just aim and hope for the best. Better hope you weren't drinking like, you know, some nice imperial stout the night before, buddy. That ugh. That's a mess. Have you seen that trend recently on TikTok where people are putting flowers in their toilet tank?

No. That seems like you'll oh, the back. The back. The tank. Okay.

No. They're just they're taking the lids off and just putting flowers in there to grow. To grow? To like, to not to grow, but, like, to to keep them alive. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Does it make the water smell a little bit better inside of your toilet? No. Plumbers are like, hey. Please don't do this because we don't wanna we don't wanna get called to your house for all these problems.

Yeah. Because in the tank, it opens up. If you ever look in there, dudes, if you've ever fixed the toilet, which is a manly thing to do, you fix your toilet when it's broken, there's a flap inside, and the flowers could go down that when the water drains from the tank. Okay. I can't wait for the podcast title for this show.

It's definitely gonna be something relating to this because this has been the bulk of the show. It's manly to fix your broken toilet. It's something like that. Fix your toilet. I'll go number two standing up because it's manly.

Okay. Peaches, did you ever, write any poetry? No. No? I suck at it.

Why why do I do that? Okay. But did you get assigned to do it in school? Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. Did you say, no. I'm writing poetry. That's for girls. Let's write a manly daikou.

I don't know if anybody's ever listened to any band ever. I would assume if you're listening to K Bear right now, dudes, you've listened to music before. Peaches, do you know what do you know what song lyrics are? Yeah. It's poetry.

It's poetry. It's all it is is poetry. I don't listen to back in black. I don't listen to poetry. I'll listen to inner sand, man.

Get out of here with that poetry. I hate music. It's girly. Let's see. Political talk radio.

Oh, this one's pretty funny. Get a colonoscopy. Oh, what the heck? I refuse. Guess what the next line is?

He got diagnosed with, no. That's a no. It's just simply he's dead now. Oh, he's dead now because he didn't get because, yeah, he didn't go get himself checked out. Guys, you gotta do that.

Alright? You know, it's not that they knock you out. I had more What are you doing with that glove? Yeah. You know, they they knock you out.

You don't even know that it happened. I'm not doing that motion. What are we what are we doing here? Let's see here. It's manly to die when you're 40.

Yeah. Yep. You mentioned ordering fruity drinks. Fruity drinks are delicious. Like, I was given grief about light beer and twisted tea, but yeah.

Dude, sometimes a fruity drink is perfect. Perfect. Let's see. This guy refused to learn touch typing. Yeah.

He he, I guess, does the chicken pecking the, you know, one finger at a time. Looks stupid if you do that. Well, yeah. You're not gonna get the job done. You gotta use all your fingers.

Shout out miss McGoverney for teaching me how to type in back in middle school. Yeah. Keyboarding class. Alright. I'm not gonna read the next one.

But, you haven't watched, The Sopranos. Right, Peaches? I've seen clips on YouTube Shores. Does that count? Maybe if you saw one particular clip.

There's a scene where Tony is talking with his uncle, Soprano, and something happens. I I would really like to elaborate further, but Tony and his friends all kinda make fun of him for it because, apparently, it's not manly. And, anybody who's watched The Sopranos knows exactly what I'm talking about. I watched a clip recently of, Ricky Gervais telling his dad I love you on the show. His dad said some, response back that wasn't that.

And, you know, there's other dudes like, I never told my dad I love you. It's things like that. It's like Yeah. It's okay. Manly to do so.

It's not manly to give your dad a hug. Dude, there's some guys who wouldn't give another dude a hug. I saw that on some other thread the other day. It's like, just give a bro a hug. Yeah.

Of course. You know? What's wrong with that? You know? It's a it's a nice greeting.

People, you need a hug every once in a while. K. Now now we're starting to just get into a bunch of filthy stuff here. So I'm having to skip over all of them. Let's see.

This guy wouldn't use a straw. He wouldn't use an umbrella. He wouldn't hold his wife's purse when she went into the, restroom. I'm not getting caught with that bag. He doesn't like cats.

And, He doesn't like cats. Yeah. I get dude, there there are definitely guys that like, you're a cat guy. Come on, bro. Why don't you get yourself a nice pizza?

A white trash pit like a ferret. Now a ferret's kinda like a cat on crack, Peaches. I don't know. I think no no offense to our ferret owners out there, but explain. It makes it makes me laugh.

I wouldn't get a ferret myself. It it seemed like everybody I know who had a ferret, like, their cages were really, really smelly. I got a tiger in the backyard. Yeah. There you go.

You you wanna have a cat, dude? You need to make sure it's you gotta get a liger, bro. It's gonna be 500 pounds? Giant cat. Oh, let's see.

A liger. This guy is a doctor who would not give CPR to another man in an emergency life or death scenario. Yeah. Sorry. He died.

I just could not give him mouth to mouth. It's alright. Go ahead. Someone's gonna take a picture of me doing so. It's okay to save somebody's life.

So I think saving a life is that that's manly. That's definitely manly. Saving a life is manly. Sure. Super manly.

You're a hero. Sorry if you've gotta put your lips on his lips to give him some breath, but, well, down goes the camera. Alright. I was gonna say what happened there. I I love this thread.

This is so funny. Okay. Yeah. We've we've seen this one pop up, guys who won't change diapers. Let's see.

My husband was glad we were having a boy because he didn't want to have to learn to play tennis Oh, come on. Because only girls play tennis. Yeah. Yeah. You go tell Rafael Nadal, Novak Djokovic, especially.

You go tell him that it's a girly sport. See what happens. Nice headband, bro. Nice short shorts. I mean, come on.

I can tell you back in the nineteen eighties, if you're a basketball fan, look at those shorts. Look at look at some of those players from back in the day. Okay. Pro wrestling. Oh, yeah?

Pro wrestling. The it's one step away from being I mean, you got big, you know, roid raging muscle men in tights Wearing makeup too. Wearing makeup. Oiled up. Oiled up.

In their undies. In the jeans. Giant boots. Yeah. Coming out dancing to their theme song.

I'm telling you, it's it's Yeah. And dudes love it. They love it. I mean, this one I mean, at least they they're really punching well, wrestlers really punch each other and stuff. They hurt each other.

But I mean real wrestling? Even, even like UFC, that's dudes generally in some, you know, they're pretty oiled up and they, get down and hold each other real tight. Go tell them they're girly. Yeah. Go go somebody go see what happens to them to you.

Go tell a UFC guy that they're girly. Yeah. Yeah. And they're probably gonna be one waiting out the door for me now that even though I was just joking about it. Again, all of these things are ridiculous things you've heard a man say he won't do because because it's too, feminine.

Can you imagine some guy I ain't gonna go UFC fighter pro wrestling early. Former NFL player that used to knit in his free time. NFL. And he's a lineman. He was about six five, like, three hundred and fifty pounds.

He tell him he's not manly for knitting. NFL. They're all wearing tights too. You know? And they a lot a lot of them learn ballet.

You have to. You have to. Keep the, what's it called? The, the limbs what's the Yeah. You're gonna go up and tell him NFL.

I wouldn't play football. That's girly. Let's see. Guys who refuse to buy, products at the grocery store that their significant other might need, who cares? Yeah.

I mean, again, I, you know, had children in my house. I had, you know, girls that grew up to be adults. Sometimes, even as a dad, you gotta go buy those items. Of course. You know, you just have to.

It's part of life. Yeah. Sorry, dudes. That's reality. It's part of life.

Gotta have those things, taken care of. What? Okay. Some dudes think it's girly to eat an ice cream cone. I won't eat ice cream.

I don't eat hot dogs. I don't eat banana. I don't eat bananas or cucumbers. I I only have round donuts. No maple bars.

Who eats cucumbers like that, though? You slice it up. I don't know. There's gotta be somebody. I I I've never seen someone eat a cucumber bowl.

Oh, yeah. A big pickle, which is a cucumber. Not for me, man. Hey. Don't don't take your phone out.

Don't get a picture of me eating this banana. I hold my phone sideways with a hamburger when I talk into it. Now what Maddie called, you know, shooting sideways, hamburger style? Yeah. That's why it popped into my head.

Yeah. But I was talking about, like, taking a picture of somebody eating a a banana. Oh, Jade used to come in during the noon hour, and he'd have a banana every noon hour, and he'd sit right there and just stare at me and eat it. Well, Jade's obviously not man man man. I think that's pretty manly to tell.

I mean, maybe he sent some of his old pictures. I don't think that's what those are manly. Okay. Now if you look at how Jade dressed in his, late teens, I I I would have to say not manly, but manlier than how Motley Crue dressed in the eighties. That's why he's a now he's now a dad that just builds decks all the time.

Oh, yeah. Jade's full I have the longest I have the longest beard of all time. I straighten it, but I don't want him to know that. Now it's straightening your beard. You know?

To me, if you're a man and you own a hair straightener, Oh, I used to own one, but I don't have hair anymore, so I just got rid of it. I was gonna say, obviously, I don't own one of those. Yeah. I had a hair straightener because, dude, my hair would just, like, frizz out. It it would look crazy.

Victor with the fro. Yeah. So cool? So I'd have to straighten it if I wanted to look nice and slick. You know?

I should have became one of those tall guys with a giant afro just to really annoy people at concerts. Yeah. I had my good shampoo and conditioner and Oh, is it blow dryer and Is it really to do that or is it manly to have the three in one? See, I mean, that's pretty much what I do now because I don't have hair. But I think if you have hair, because we talked about this before you came in the first time we started this break, there are guys who refuse to use conditioner.

It's like, dude, your hair is all, like, just crumbly and scratchy and sucks. Girls are gonna like you. If you have long hair, they want some nice soft hair. Of course. For sure.

When you take care of yourself, it's a it's an attractive feature. Exactly. If you smell bad, you're a metalhead. That was another one that came up the other day. It was a guy who wouldn't, wouldn't shampoo his hair.

Like, he he he put some kind of, he had this they were called, like, hair fibers that he'd used to fill in his hair so he didn't look bald, and then he just wouldn't wash it off. And and so he was, like, getting these hair fibers just all over the house, and his hair was all greasy and nasty. A hair transplant, like, they put the hair fibers, the hair follicles. That's follicles. This was something you buy in a jar or something, and you'd, like, put it on your head, mix it in.

Would that be considered manly, though, to have a jar of hair fibers just in the bathroom? I feel like the manliest thing to have is just a bar of soap, and that's it for Yeah. Right there you go. That's it. Quote, unquote manly.

You know? I got that whiskey smelling bar of soap. Forget those oily scents. That's right. Mhmm.

Yeah. Dudes and and it's okay to shave your head. You know, that's way too much money to spend. I looked it them up, because I'd never heard of hair fibers, and they're really expensive peaches. They're it was like $40.50 bucks for a little jar.

Like, buy a razor once. You're good. You've always got that that cool shaved head look. Anyway That's a tough guy look. It's a tough guy look.

Depending on how many more of these are funny, I might just smash this break all all the rest of the show. We'll see. But, if you all think of anythings that, would fit in here, feel free to give us a call. (208) 535-1015. Poppy?

Man, I don't listen to poppy. That's too girly for me. I'm I'm sorry. I there I'm sure based on some of the recent feedback I've received on social media, there's gotta be a handful of people that don't know how to laugh and enjoy these breaks we've been doing. But to me, this stuff is really funny, and I just can't help myself.

Alright? The topic we've been doing are ridiculous things that men have refused to do because they're too feminine or too girly. And it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous. I just got a call from listener Lori who, apparently, she had heard of, not eating cotton candy. Yeah.

It's too fluffy. It's pink. Can't do it. I'm what I ultimately hope is that this is gonna help some guys break free a little bit. Alright?

It's okay to have yourself a a girly drink or what I don't know whatever all the other things we went over because I'm forgetful and can't remember anything. But, anyhow, Lori wanted to hear some thrice, which is a little more manly than poppy. So here we go. Was that manly enough for you? What up, everybody?

It's the Victor Wilt Show. Oh, I am just laughing. Just sitting around laughing. I don't know why this is so funny to me, but I hope you're enjoying it as much as me. This thread I found on Reddit about ridiculous things that men refuse to do because it was too girly.

And if you have any of these, you can call me up. (208) 535-1015. You know, just keep them appropriate for the radio. But I'm having fun with this, so I'm gonna keep going till I just run out of steam on this one. Alright, guys, who refuse to wear Chapstick.

How miserable would you be if you refuse to wear Chapstick? What do you do? Just sit there with your lips bleeding because they've been cracked and dry for just decades? Where's some Chapstick? Ugh.

You don't feel like terrible for their their ladies. Yeah. Come here. Come here. Give me a smooch.

No. Your your lips are, like, infected. Get away from me. Chapstick's fine, dudes. Alright.

You don't wanna wear lip gloss. I know it can be kinda sticky. Alright. But get yourself a good quality ChapStick. Keep them lips in good shape.

Alright. Let's see. What else do we have here? Oh, there were a couple dudes. They were at a restaurant, and they were kinda quietly talking to each other, and they're like, hey.

You know? Hey. Like, what if we had a mimosa? No. Like, yeah, dude.

Like alright. Let's let's do it. Let's have a mimosa. What? Mimosas are girly?

Dude, mimosas are delicious. See, I'm not encouraging everybody to drink mimosas because champagne for breakfast is not necessarily the best life choice. But I tell you what, orange juice Orange juice mixed okay. You know, I talked about crappy, you know, beer I don't like, light beer, lager beer, reg you know, just be your average American beer. You mix some orange juice in that, you've got a nice refreshing beverage.

Is that that you know, how you make a a nice Coors original kinda girly? Why did that person hang up? I was gonna go to the phones. I was hoping they'd, have a topic. Yeah, dude.

Have yourself a mimosa sometime. They are tasty and refreshing. So good. Again, orange juice mixed with just about anything is pretty good. Let's see here.

Some guy got offended when his girlfriend gave him bath foam and salts for his birthday because he liked taking baths. Said it would be okay to gift it, you know, to her but not the other way. I don't know if you're into baths. Might as well do something rather than just sit there in the water. If you wanna just sit there in the water, get a hot tub.

You know? Alright. Let's see what this caller wants here. K Bear, you are live on the program. Please keep that in mind.

Who's this? Hey. It's Joe. How are you, Victor? Joe, I'm doing pretty good.

Joe, what's something so ridiculous that you've heard a man refuse to do because it was too girly? Did you repeat that? I didn't hear you right. Same topic we've been on for, like, a half hour. Things that things that men refuse to do because they're too girly even though it's ridiculous, like wearing ChapStick.

I ain't gonna do it. It's two girls. Did you just have a song request, Joe? Actually, you know, I wanted to tell you thanks for playing the hurricane, the last song that is a really nice song. It has a lot of meaning to it.

Yeah. It's a great song. It's fantastic. Thrice Rules. They're a very manly band.

Alright? They've got beards. They're very manly. So Yeah. Speaking of chat, Victor, I wanted to tell you, I had some medicated lip balm, and I had some problems with my hands breaking out.

And I was using the medicated lip balm on my hands, and it was like a 10¢ miracle. It completely went away. Well, one one of the next ones I was gonna get one of the next ones was I that I was gonna get to, Joe, is, yeah, using moisturizer on your skin. You know, that's, you know, not very manly. You need to keep your skin dry and cracked and flaky.

So, you know, you've got just chunks of skin falling off you all the time. The ladies love it. Drink less water, I guess. Are are you reading the thread in advance? There was a guy in this thread who didn't drink water.

He's just like, no. I know it's hot out, but, you know, men tough it out. It's like, you you can also die. I recommend on a hot day, everybody, you you pack some water with you so you don't die. Yeah.

Yeah. You have to drink some water. You don't wanna overdo it, but you gotta have something. Yeah. Alright, Joe.

Well, appreciate the call today, man. Yeah. Thanks. Have a good day. Peace.

Take care. K Bear, you're live on the show. Who's this? This is Chris. Chris, what you got?

Hey. So, my wife told me that she will not buy me flowers because she bought flowers for a boyfriend back in high school, and he was deeply offended by it. Oh my goodness. Flowers Ew. Flowers are for girls, man.

I've got flowers in my yard. Like, I make sure to water them. They look nice. And that's a nice gesture to buy somebody flowers. Gesture.

Yeah. Like, I I wish I wish she would. I told I've told her too, and she he he left such, a mark on her that, oh, no. You can't get flowers for guys. Okay.

Well, you can tell her Victor Wilt says that guy's a moron, and, you know, buy me some flower not me, but she should buy you some flowers. Sounds awesome. Yeah. I I would never be bothered if, somebody bought me flowers. I don't know if they ever have, but, you know, unless somebody died or something.

But, flowers are just fine. They look good and they smell good. Come on. Exactly. Yeah?

Exactly. Guy's house doesn't need to smell like a band van. You know? Get some flowers up in there. So alright, man.

Well, appreciate the call, and I hope you can get some flowers one of these days. I'm I'm hoping so too. Thanks, Victor. Thanks, man. Have a good one.

Peace. Alright. What else do we have here? Joe was just guessing him. He was just guessing him.

The guy who wouldn't drink water. Like, isn't that one of life's first lessons to drink water, especially if you're out in the heat? One of the times I visited Arizona in the summer where it's currently, like, a 110 because I was talking to my daughter, just the other day. Like, if you aren't drinking water, even if you're not thirsty, all of a sudden you're gonna feel like you're gonna die. Like, you you need to drink water.

Alright. Let's see here. Guy said no salt on the rim of a margarita. What why would you wanna have a margarita without the salt on the rim? You know?

No. I don't wanna you know, that one, I don't get it all. That doesn't make any sense. And here's another person mentioning using an umbrella. Like, just sit there in the rain getting soaked when you have an option to not.

Why not use an umbrella? And, I mean, watch all those mob movies. The mobsters, you know, aren't they real men? They're they're always packing an umbrella. You don't wanna get your nice suit wet.

You know? The jazz bear. Alright. This is, this is an athlete type bear in a, you know, it's a guy in a bear suit. K?

He was at the car wash. Tag and go. Last week when I did my live remote, Jazz Bear wasn't gonna go out in the rain and ruin his fur? Yeah. We had to wait for the storm to pass.

Hitting the van. Alright? Somebody get Jazz Bear an umbrella. Smile in photos. I always gotta look tough.

Alright. It is funny when back in the day, every time I would go get my driver's license, I'd try to give them the angriest look I could, a real manly look. And back in the day, they had you smile in your driver's license photos. Now they don't. I think I, started a trend.

They were like, you know, everybody always complains that their driver's license photos look like crap. This guy looks pretty cool with that, look at my tough face look going on in his, driver's license photo. Maybe maybe we can get people to quit complaining about him if we just get him to stop smiling. Dancing. So this guy says only women dance.

Now okay. I don't tend to dance. Not because I think it's, too feminine, because I'm terrible at it, and I look like an idiot. That's the only that's the only excuse you gotta use, guys. If you don't wanna dance, be like, no.

I'm gonna look like a fool. But even if you do, you should still try. Alright? Some girl wants to dance with you, and you say no. I hope you just don't like her or something.

You know? Like, if the thing holding you back is the only girls dance, you you're gonna have a really hard time with the ladies. Guys refusing to do laundry. Alright. Chores.

Just help out. Help out. There's the skin care thing that Joe mentioned. Yeah. Dudes, I'm telling you.

If you if you're like a crocodile, it's not as enjoyable when you give the ladies a hug. K? They can exfoliate themselves, which, guys, you could do that as well. It's like a towel. It's like a towel that is scratchy.

K? You can use that in combination with some, soap and maybe some lotion. Smooth things up a bit, and then you're not sandpaper on your lady. Alright. Guys who refuse to eat vegetables.

Vegetables are for women? Who raised these people? I I hate to break it to you. You should eat veggies. I'm not trying to be a dad here, but veggies are good for you.

K? Much as I love cheeseburgers that you can't only eat cheeseburgers. It sounds great, and it would be great, but you gotta eat some veggies. And the more you eat the veggies, the better they're gonna taste. Trust me.

Everything's an, you know, an acquired taste. Alright? Walking his girlfriend to the bus stop. What? Now that guy is just a jerk.

Because how could walking a girl somewhere be unmanly? Aren't you supposed to, like, help the ladies cross the street? We talked about this one a few weeks ago. I thought this was made up when I saw a post about people who refuse to, wipe after using the restroom because it's unmanly. There are a lot of comments about this.

Guys, that is disgusting. That is disgusting. You should probably shower afterward too. K? Yeah.

Back to soap and things. It's okay to not smell horrific. Alright. Let's go to the phones here. K Berry, you're live on the show.

Keep that in mind. Who's this? This is Henry. I got a I got something for you. Alright, Henry.

What do you got, man? So it's like an internal thing in a way that, like, you're emasculated if your woman drives for you on a family trip. Oh. Now I always preferred drive for some reason on a family trip, but I think it was because if I'm not driving, I like to just, stare at my phone. And, you know, perhaps perhaps the people I was with were like, why are you just sitting there staring at your phone the whole time?

So I'd rather just drive. But I I could see that. I could see that or, like, especially if you were what if you were, like, towing a camper or a boat? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I can see that. I can see guys be like, nah. Nah. I got this.

Can't do it. It's alright. It's man's job. Man's job to pull the camper. Or even let's go a step further.

If, let's say, you're launching a boat, you're spotting your wife or your girl, or she's backing into the camping spot. Yeah. How about that? Oh, man. Well, yeah, what if you're, like, screwing it up over and over, and she's like, just just get out.

K? I grew up on the farm. I know how to pull a trailer. Let me back this camper in. You're you're looking down the rows of the other campers.

All the other dudes are out there, arms crossed, watching your lady back your camper in. Beer in hand. Exactly. This ain't a man. I tell you what.

You know, I'm not a big fan of backing in a camper. I've had to do it a lot of times. If I could've just stood outside and had a drink and be like, go for it. That that no problem. Yeah.

No problem. Deal with it. Find somewhere to yeah. If you find somewhere that you can pull through, that's the best. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Pull through is nice. Well, that's pretty funny, man. I appreciate the call today. Alright.

Well, you take care. You too. Love the show. Hey. Thanks, man.

Have a good one. Alright. Peace. Bye. Peaches.

You got another, thing that, you know, men won't do because it's too girly, you know, it's ridiculous. Split dessert. What? You're like two like two dudes eating, like, the same ice cream sundae? See, I'm I I'm a kind of a germophobe.

And, so I don't I don't really like sharing stuff in general, I guess. But I would I would be more likely to share food with a girl than a guy, but I would I have taken a drink off of another guy's drink before. So you know? And that's like sharing a straw. So I guess that's yeah.

I I could see people not doing that. Yeah. That that that one, I bet, is pretty common. How about this one? Hold a small dog or own a small dog.

Okay. Because, like, you know, the manly thing is to have those German Shepherds or the pit bull. K. But The King Corso, whatever those are called. Yeah.

The bigger the dog, the bigger the dookie. Alright? If you have a little dog, it's you know, like, if my cats are dropping deuces in the yard, I have no idea. I've never seen one. You You know?

I see him in the cat box. But if you have a big dog, I that's one reason I'll never have a giant dog because I have stepped in the biggest piles of crap before, and that's infuriating. Because, you know, you can clean your shoe, but poo stinks, peaches. It smells real bad. It smells when you split it open.

Yes. It's even worse when you split it open. And it sticks. It, like, sticks to your shoe. Even if you clean it off, you're hosing it down.

It's just you smell it. But, yeah, if I was going to get a dog, I'd get small dogs, but I don't know. I'm I'm a cat guy. I don't know if I'll ever get a dog. I don't know.

Maybe. I like the small dogs. But if I did get a dog, it would be it would be small. Right. You know?

Yeah. I mean, I'll make fun of Jade for all his small dogs because he's j adorable. No. I like Yorkies. They're they're pretty fun.

They're pretty fun. Jade's dogs are nice. Let's see here. Drinking water when you're too drunk. No.

I don't need water. Bro, you need water, man. It'll help you not feel nasty the next day. Refusing to change their sheets. Eat a salad.

Eat a salad? Yeah. Salad's good for you. I had a salad, yesterday. It was it was delicious.

Use a towel that isn't gray? I talked about how I used a pink towel earlier. It was a towel that was originally white, but I washed it with some red towels. Oh, get in the pool slowly. You know, like, every dude just doesn't get on the ball.

That's that's pretty funny because, yeah. Jumping in, you know, that's a shock to the system. Sometimes you wanna ease yourself in. Put on put on ChapStick without looking over their shoulder first. Like, I I'll put on ChapStick in front of anybody.

I don't care. I I don't like dry, painful, cracked lips. K Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this?

Hey, you crazy Carl. How are you doing, man? Crazy Carl, a real man's man. He drives, you know, a a nice muscle car. Yeah.

Cut off the exhaust. That's right. It's got it's real loud. Crazy Carl, what do you got for something ridiculous that a man wouldn't do because it's too feminine? Right.

So you got a guy with a motorcycle who throws a chick on the back. Everybody's cool with that. But a dude needs a ride. He's like, nope. You're walking, bro.

Hey, man. I mean, if I needed a ride, I'm jumping on the back, Carl. Bring bring that Harley over. I mean, it's it's not like you're humming turbo lover on the back the whole time. You know?

Why not? What's wrong with that? Whenever whenever Victor needs a ride from, like, the tire shop, I always take him on the motorcycle back to the studio. Right? Exactly.

Hey. What's even worse is that little sidecar. Yeah. Now what if you had it what if you had your lady driving the bike part and you were in the sidecar? Right.

Yeah. I do. Right. I bet riding in the sidecar ain't too bad. You never you never you never see a chick driving the motorcycle with the dude on the back.

Not yet. I'm gonna figure out a way to make this happen. Where's my lady bikers at? Right. Right.

No doubt. No doubt. Well, appreciate it, Carl. I hope you have a Alright. A great weekend, man.

Peace. I got another one. Use two hands to drink from a cup. Depending on how shaky I am. Set foot in a candle store, like Bath and Body Works.

Okay. I don't like to do that because it it smells too overwhelming. That's because you're a you're a wuss. It's too much too many different smells at once, and I'm like, yeah. I have nothing against candles, you know, but the candle store, it's just it's overwhelming.

It's too strong. You know? I you you know, I complained because you had the little glade plug in thing. The the wallflower. Yeah.

It wasn't glade. It was Bath and Body Works wallflower. Whatever. Glade plug in, whatever it is. What's that smell?

It smells in here. It smells great in here. It was it was just too strong, or or maybe it was the particular scent. There are some scents that I just don't like, and I'm just a averse to them. And I think that was the problem.

I have a really hard time trying to find candles for my house. You gotta order really expensive ones for them to smell good. Like, any of the ones at the grocery store or Walmart or anywhere, they're all terrible. They all smell awful. Maybe I do need to go to Bath and Body Works, find myself a candle.

They're having that semiannual sale right now. Going to the mall. Going to the mall by yourself. And going into Victoria's Secret as a guy. Well, now that just kinda feels awkward if you go in by yourself.

But guys go and buy their ladies, you know, lingerie and things. That's what they say. It's for them. Well, that's fine too. You know, whatever.

But don't be don't be ashamed of it. No. I mean, I will admit that when, you know, me, when I've been in Victoria's Secret You buy yourself the g stream? Yeah. You know, when I'm in there, I feel kinda awkward sometimes.

Because you're like, well, I I I can't outdo the ladies. They don't really have a fitting room for men. You know? You should walk out and be like, hey. Does this look good?

Alright. We better go to commercial. We that was a really long break. Like, I myself, I like wearing all black clothing not because it's manly. It's just I don't know.

It's just what I enjoy. Alright. I recently bought a poppy hoodie and all the words on it are pink. I think that's first time, but I really like that hoodie. Yeah.

It's very nice. Okay. Let's talk about a fun show coming up that I think it would be really fun if you were hanging out with me and Jade and Josh at, and that is the JK Ultra Tour hitting Salt Lake City on July 12. Last podcast on the left, my favorite podcast. Actually, a little bit, nervous today because I'm gonna be interviewing some of the guys from the show later this afternoon.

And, you know, these guys are broadcast professionals, one of the biggest podcasts in the world. If you like conspiracy theory, paranormal stuff, true crime, I don't know, just anything crazy and you enjoy podcasts, you'd probably really like it. They'll take, you know, pretty dark subject matter, throw in some really funny humor. They're really likable hosts, and they're doing a live show in Salt Lake City at the Sandy Amphitheater, July 12. We got a pile of tickets we're gonna be giving away.

And, you know, we wanna get them into hands of people who really wanna go to the show, so we're making you do a tiny bit of work, like, the tiniest bit. Here's all you gotta do. Each day this week, sometime between 7AM and 5PM, Peaches or I will play a song, and it's a song that is based on subject matter that you might hear on last podcast on the left. Could be a song about a serial killer or could be a song about a particular conspiracy theory. Yesterday, we did hanger 18 by Megadeth, the supposed place where, you know, UFO wreckage and alien bodies were being stored by the government.

So I got a list of songs like that. We're gonna play one at some point every day this week, give caller number 13 the first chance to identify the story or person or whatever inspired the song. And if they get it right, they win tickets to the JK Ultra tour with last podcast on the left. And it's on a Saturday. Yeah.

And you'll be seated with, Jade, Josh, and I enjoying the show, and I guarantee it will be funny and enjoyable. Little bit different type of show for us to, give away tickets to. But in my opinion, it's the best podcast on earth. And, I'd be really excited to drag some of the Cabare army with us. So keep listening for your chance to play today.

I was gonna say congrats to our winner from yesterday, but I'm forgetful and can't remember his name. But correctly identifying the meaning of the song or the inspiration behind the song hanger 18 by Megadeth, And you can win yourself some tickets to the show. Now if you don't win them, go to the riverbendmediagroup.com/calendar, event calendar. Buy yourself some tickets, and get out and enjoy what I guarantee is going to be a great show. If you wanna get a taste of the show, the episode I've been recommending people check out because it's local is, the series they recently did on the daybells.

Yeah. Like I said, true crime, it gets grizzly. You know? It's not subject matter for everybody, but true crime's really popular. So if you're into that kind of thing, give it a shot.

But you could start with all kinds of stuff. Maybe start with Jonestown, another pleasant story. Or, you know, if you want something a little more fun, you stick with stories about UFOs and aliens. Alright? Great show.

I hope you get to join us for the live show. And, yeah, you can get the the full details on our website. So good luck. Well, I was just talking to Stewart on the phone, and, oh, how did we get on the subject of this? I think we were talking about getting, like, picked on in high school.

And I remember that I think it's this Saturday is my twenty five year high school reunion. Let me fire this up on Facebook here. Because I know we got some people from my, graduating class that listen to this show. And I've never gone to any kind of a high school reunion. K?

I wasn't a big fan of SKU. High school was was the best part of school for me. Like, elementary was okay till about sixth grade. Junior high was terrible. I went to school with pretty much a bunch of awful, terrible kids at Alameda Junior High, and then pretty much all of them ended up going to Highland.

I lived in a, different area, so I was able to go to Pocatello High School, which the crowd there was awesome. Now I'm not trying to dis on Highland. Alright? Even though I'm, you know, Pokey High alumni. It was also the very first year that Century High School opened in Pocatello, so a lot of kids ended up going there during my senior year.

Let's see. The June 21. That is this Saturday. Why are they doing it so early? What?

Noon, 12:30? Out in the sun at the Portniff Wellness Complex? I you know, I was talking with Stewart about this because we graduated the same year. Stewart and I were in, like, elementary school together. But, that's a little bit early on a Saturday.

You know, last Saturday, I had to get up early and go work in the sun at the farmer's market for three hours, which was fun. But, you know, to travel back in time to high school at noon on a Saturday in the sun. What's the weather forecast for Saturday looking like? Let's take a look here, Peach. I was talking about my twenty five year high school reunion happening this Saturday in Pokey.

It's looking cooler this weekend. Oh, is it? Quit trying to get talk me into going to pokey early on a Saturday. You might as well, dude. Yeah.

But, you know Go make bets on who died from your grade. It's great. Well, I I keep track of that. No. It's not like I have a list.

Yeah. High is 64 degrees. Really? Yeah. Look.

Uh-huh. This weekend looking nice and cool. That would be great. That that's a selling point on getting me to go to this because it's at the, the wellness complex where the amphitheater is. To all the people that picked on me in high school, look who I am.

Well, I was thinking I could show up, you know, wear my my girly glasses. You know, I'm not gonna dress up. I mean, why would you outside. Yeah. Why would you feel the need to dress up at the high school reunion?

I thought they were doing it at, like, the country club. That's where I thought it was gonna be, the country club. Highfalutin' gathering of all the people of the class of 2,000. Well, I remember that they were going to do a, high school reunion. I think it was the fifteen or the twenty year at the country club, and I talked a bunch of crap about it online.

It was like, you know, Pokey High, we were a bunch of dirtbags. Who's hanging out at the country club? Shoulda held it in an alley somewhere. They want the good students to show up. Who's who's gooder than me?

Who's gooder? Who's gooder? And the guy who doesn't have his diploma. I I should call Pokey. They're they're out of session now.

School's closed. Do do you think they'll allow you like, they they, have a check stand or, like, a a little booth set outside. They go, hey. Do you have your diploma on hand? What they should not kick you out.

What they should do is put my diploma on display because it's gotta be the diploma that has been held at high school. I wonder if I have a record for this. For the longest time not picking up your diploma because you refuse to pay parking tickets for parking in the teacher's parking lot. Let's call Guinness World Records. I I wanna find out.

You know? Because, I mean, I would assume there are people who have forgotten to pick them up or something, but I just refuse. I'm not gonna pay those parking tickets. I will never pay them because that parking lot, I stand my I put my foot down and stand by my statement that it was, like, empty every day. And we had to park so far away from the school, you know, out near the train tracks and stuff.

Make the students work, obviously. They they they're young. And during the winter, you know how much I hate winter. I could either park right in front of the school in one of the countless empty parking spots or park where I was supposed to. So I just racked up a bunch of parking tickets, and I would just throw them in the garbage.

And, then they wouldn't give me my diploma because I had fees. And, so I was like, well, see you later. I'm still a graduate. Okay. So if you graduated in the year February, the high school reunion's happening, at the wellness wellness complex, 1230 to 03:30.

I I I don't know why they can't do this later. That's that's way too early in the day on a weekend. You know? I gotta drive down there. I mean, I would wear the Victor Wilt name tag.

I don't think I'd wear my real name and see if see who recognizes me. See because I had hair back then. I was really skinny. Yeah. Real small.

I don't know peaches. I don't know if I should go. But I do think I think you should. But I do think that that same night, one of the stars of RuPaul's Drag Race is performing at Charlie's in Pokey. Dude, you gotta go to both.

So that would be an excuse to get down to Pocatello Yeah. Because I guarantee that that show will be more fun than the high school reunion. Yeah. I mean, because, honestly, do you wanna bump into the people who were jerks in the in high school and they're like, yeah. You know, I hit it big in crypto and blah blah blah.

I've got millions of dollars. If they did, they wouldn't be at the high school reunion. They would think they're too good for Isn't that what you do? You go to the high school reunion to, like, brag. Isn't that what it's all about?

You're part of the older generation where I feel like that's still relevant. I feel like for the high school reunion, like, now you're just kinda like, oh, I see them on social media. And Well, that's the thing. Most of the people that, you know, I there are people that I still talk to that I wasn't even friends with from high school, but I'm I'm friends with them on Facebook. Well, you do wanna find out the dirty details, like, what exactly happened to them?

You know, like, what what what happened to those other classmates that didn't show up? Well, I would like to find out who became an utter failure. See? You know, if there was anybody I I knew that was, like, just a total jerk, and you turn they turned out to just be a total loser. Or you you see, like, the the guys from the football team, you know, and they've gotten, like, you know, even fatter than me.

They're all old and bald, and they got the, like, typical boring dad look. They're gonna be wearing, you know, the polo shirt. New balance. New balance shoes and, you know, it it is funny because I'll bump into people sometimes. I'm like, why does that guy look familiar?

And it's gotta be high school, but they just look like, you know, the typical dads you see walking all over the plane. What he's got probably a boring life. I have a pretty fun life, Peaches. I have a good time. I know you do.

You know? I get I get paid to sit in a box and, like, yap and play music, get on stage and scream at crowds. And you got the, big interview today? Last podcast on the left? Yes.

I talked way too much today. It's gonna be weird to see them on screen, right, and actually have a chance to talk with them. It it is. I I've started watching some because I usually just listen. I don't, you know, watch the videos.

So I watched some videos last night, so I'd be kind of adjusted to that. You know? Still gonna be weird, but I I think it'll go good because they're they're talkers. I'm hoping I can just rile them up, and they'll just go. It was very daunting for me when I saw Chris Jericho just staring at me on that Zoom call.

I'm like, I used to watch this guy as a kid. Yeah. The the only time in many, many years I could think of that I got, starstruck and uncomfortable was Poppy. You know? But it wasn't it wasn't bad.

I was just I'm I'm a super fan. So but I'm a super fan of this show too. But I know that these guys are good talkers. Talk Poppy doesn't say much. So Poppy's one of the worst interviewees you could ever get, to be quite honest.

I mean, she answered my questions. She's just very quiet and kinda shy. Yeah. Get over it. It's like you're on stage every night.

I don't think she's shy. I think it's just part of a part of the gimmick. I don't think it's a gimmick. I've watched lots of videos of her over the years. I she's not a like a talker.

I don't think But she still does them. Like, if I if I wasn't much of a talker, I wouldn't wouldn't be doing the interviews. You kinda gotta, you know? Most artists don't have to. Who doesn't do interviews?

Will Ramos of Lorna Shore? He does them. He does them with Nick Nocturnal because that's his that's his friend Yeah. But nobody else. Yeah.

But he still does. Avoids us. Still does. Spencer Charnas of Ice Nine Kills. I bet Poppy I bet Poppy wouldn't have done that interview if she didn't know we weren't, like, one of the stations who's played her for years and years and years.

You know, huge support. We were the first station that played her. Yeah. So Sleep token. Sleep token don't do interviews.

That's true. That's true. Anyway, if you graduated in '2 in February, maybe you'll see me there. I'm I'm debating. I say you go.

Take, Ben's Corvette. Say you made it to the big time. Ben, can I borrow your car? Roll in. Look at me.

I'm Victor Wilt. Made it to the big time. I should head up some of my friends from high school and see if they're going. Hit up stick mode. Don't be that guy.

Yeah. Are you guys going? Because that'll determine if I go. I don't wanna go by myself. That'd be really lame.

You know? Unless I rolled in in Ben's car. You know? That might be kinda cool. Maybe I should roll it in the Cannonball van.

As the brand ambassador for Cannonball, I endorse. I say please do. Alright? It's 10:07. Let's go.

Let's move on here. And not wash it before I bring it. Well alright. Yeah. It's time time to, go.

Time to do the, get ready for that noon hour of madness and mayhem a little bit later on today. And, yeah. Yeah. Peach's pit party. I'm gonna go get a quick instant coffee shooter.

We have no time to. We'll record that. We got time. We got time. Katie Lee can wait.

You could tell her that. I will. You can wait. She she heard me. Alright.

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