The Viktor Wilt Show

Speaker 1: Hello all. Welcome to the program. It's the Viktor Wilt show. It is Wednesday. It should be later in the week. This week it's Dragon. My goodness. But at least I woke up to some good news. It's kind of weird. Was just talking with Becca the other day about this guy, Sasha Baron Cohen. We recently re-watched the original Borat movie. And we're watching some Ally G show clips.

Uh Sasha Baron Cohen just shot a secret Allie G movie. I know it was it uh just a few months ago was talking about where has he been? Where has this guy been? And I can't believe he pulled it off, but apparently he did. It's kind of like with Borat Part 2.

I I don't know how he managed to put one over on people with Borat being such a famous character. Ally G hasn't been seen in a long time, so perhaps that's how he he got away with it, but they don't have a lot of information, no release date or anything like that. But they've wrapped production on it, is what the article says.

So that's fantastic news. If you've never watched any of the Ally G show clips, uh it's pretty much like Borat or Bruno, but Ally G's like uh I don't know what you'd call him. A uh white British uh hardcore hip-hop fan.

who Uses lots of ridiculous slang. Uh yeah, just go to YouTube search da Alley G Show, and you'll you'll have some good laughs. But I hope this comes out soon. That's fantastic.

That is the best news uh that I've read so far this morning, and I haven't read much news, so probably going to be the best news I've read all day by the time we're done with this program, but we'll see. Ah, gotta go back and re-watch Bruno. It's been a while. Borat never gets old.

It was still just as funny. It's Wednesday post 4th of July. I'm still a zombie. I have been since Saturday night. Uh hopefully after today, maybe get a little bit more rest, come in refreshed, and the show won't suck. Too bad.

I was up late last night. Part of the night I was just sitting there listening to Becca give her mom grief. It's one of the funniest things ever when she does it. She just tries to drive her mom nuts. I'm not gonna give specific examples from last night, but she'll she'll just try to rile her mom up.

Just call her up and be like, hey mom, guess what? Blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, no, you gotta be kidding me. And we just sit there and laugh. And it works like every time. If you can get away with uh aggravating somebody and just getting a good good laugh out of it, you should go for it, because it's pretty funny. And then film it and put it online. Maybe you'll go viral.

Make some money. Anyhow. We made it to seven. That's good. I had some caffeine this morning. I don't think it was enough. Oh.

Alright, I'll go make some more. Well, I don't think it's too often that I stumble across a potential opportunity to break a world record that I would have the ability to actually do. But then I just stumbled across this.

Mm-hmm. The hammock hangout world record event. This is apparently going down in Swan Valley on what, the 18th. They're looking to set a world record for the most people hanging out in a hammock. So all you have to do is just lay down in a hammock. That's it. I can do it.

I have the ability. They're looking for 300 participants. Uh, it looks like this event's being held by the park at Swan Valley. Uh, sounds like good time.

10 bucks. They'll have uh live music food trucks and uh says fair games and good vibes, and they'll provide a hammock like during the event. I don't think you get a keep keep the hammock, but you do get to help set a world record, So if you go to um well, uh it redirected me here. Just go to the park at Swanvalley.com. The park at Swan Valley.com. I know there was a hammock related URL, but it's not telling it to me right now.

So yeah. If you are, you know, as skilled as me and can just lay in a hammock. You could help set a world record. Alright.

Could be a good time. Oh, and look at the name of this song. Winnebago lay low. Lay down, hammock.

Alright, anyway, here you go. Well, aside from just sitting up laughing, listening to Becca aggravate her mom last night. I remembered why I was up so late. It it wasn't my fault this time.

I mean, maybe to a degree. Did wait a little bit too late to get around to ordering some dinner, but we finally did. Like, alright, let's just order some fast food. We'll get it delivered while we're working on chores, eat real quick, go to bed. So I think I think it was about nine o'clock, maybe a little bit after. I placed an order, and I'm not gonna say the name of the place.

No free plugs. And if I don't think it was their fault, okay. Placed an order, and this particular place was sounding good.

Alright. So you got their app. I ordered directly through their app. Not you know Uber Eats or DoorDash, but they've still got a driver from one of those type of services who pick up the food, alright? Well, apparently, no way to track who it was, no way to uh contact them.

The driver stole our food. Alright, it got to be in about 10 o'clock. I pull up the app. It says it was delivered. Go outside.

No. It was not delivered. There's nothing there. The driver stole the food.

How dare they? So then it's already, you know, after 10. And I'm like, we gotta eat something. I don't want to take the time to like cook.

That was the point. Make it fast. So we ended up ordering pizza. You know, and uh went and picked that up. Since that would be the quickest way to get it. You know, but you still have to wait for that. Then you get home.

Anyway, didn't get to sleep till way too late. And it's so annoying. And now I gotta figure out how to get my my money back from the other place because I I called the restaurant. They're like, well, I don't know, it says it was delivered.

I'm like, well, it wasn't. Give me my money, fool! Every dollar counts in this day and age. Yeah, 30 bucks. Because you gotta pay extra.

Get that food delivered. Oh, I was mad. Anyhow, I'm trying to find some freak news.

Alright. Port a potty damage, my goodness. Looks like a disgusting time. No, it was actually fireworks. Looks like somebody tried to blow up porta potty. This was in Billings, Montana over the 4th of July weekend. Uh the company at which the destruction took place, uh, blaming Wyoming fireworks. Um they said they believe these were purchased in Wyoming because Montana's fireworks aren't powerful enough. Billings quite a ways from the Wyoming border, isn't it?

Let's pull this up here. Billings, Montana on the map. I'm gonna zoom out. Uh I guess I guess it's probably not too crazy of a drive into Wyoming, but it's far enough that I don't know if it would be worth it. Anyway, uh blowing up a port a potty.

I I don't know. It sounds potentially uh horrific, right? You want that brown rain coming down?

Mm-mm. No, it's not good. It's not good.

I do like the name of the uh company though. You are a P E E I N port-pots. European. Pretty funny. Alright, yeah, 13 of their toilets destroyed. They say by their standards, that's a toilet massacre.

And they usually use or lose four to five toilets every year during the 4th of July this year. Yeah, I'm just horrible for this company. Alright. What else is going on here? Gen Z is taking group trips, and many say their friends aren't paying them back.

Well, kick your friends to the curb. There you go. Hey guys, let's all go on a vacation together. Alright, we're all gonna pitch in. Give me the money up front. I swear I'll pay it. Now, give me the money up front. I ain't buying it. I think part of the problem's probably uh the cost to go on vacation.

Ugh. Like there's a bunch of good shows coming up. I really want to see.

But after uh the 4th of July holiday and I don't know, go into the grocery store. Who can afford a hotel room, right? Gonna have to look at some prices. Alright.

Let's see here. Rottweiler tests positive for cocaine after Helsinki dog show. Uh the owner says the traces of cocaine came from environmental contamination.

Yeah, I guess Helsinki, Finland. There's just cocaine everywhere. So much that it's it just gets into the system of a dog.

Um yeah, let's see here. What was this a dog show? What kind of event was this? Yeah, it just says dog show.

Um was he trying to get an edge on the competition? And they said this isn't uncommon either. The Finnish Kennel Club says doping tests, not uncommon. About 10% of the samples they take come back positive. One in ten. One in ten dogs at the dog shows in Finland have drugs in their system. Well, I guess thought you know, some American dog owners were bad, but Finland taking the cake.

Oh, I don't like this one. A uh robot vacuum exploded in an Australian man's home. He's okay, he's okay, but he's pretty messed up. I guess I shouldn't say he's okay.

He's in critical condition, has undergone several surgeries. Yeah, those robot vacuums, they don't look like they could pack much of a punch if they blew up, but apparently they can. Ugh. Reminds me of my my dryer that doesn't seem to be cooperating. Is it gonna blow up?

Gotta make sure I check that out when I get home. Alright, I guess we'll talk about horse sales. Peaches. You're gonna have to find yourself a very large horse if you want to save on gas. A nice Clydesdale. Nice Clydesdale for Peaches.

Speaker 2: Or better yet, make it funny. Why not get a little Sebastian type? Oh geez. I'm walking the horse myself.

Speaker 1: You put the horse on your back.

Speaker 2: Sure. No, no, that or I'm just helping it out. I'm on its back standing up.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess in Russia, uh, due to gas deficits and prices, horse sales are surging. People are just like, screw it, I'm just gonna ride a horse everywhere I go. Hey, you know what? Yeah! I'm down, Peaches.

Speaker 2: I feel like we're very close to that here. Oh, yeah. And specifically in this area.

Speaker 1: For sure. I'll start taking a horse to work. The only problem is I don't think you're allowed to have horses in the city limits. I might be might be wrong about that. Let me look this up. Because I think they're considered like farm farm, yeah, livestock. Horses, city limits, Idaho Falls.

Speaker 2: I do pass this horse on my walk-in, Rob. Maybe I should go and steal it.

Speaker 1: See, that might be uh outside of the city limits, so yeah. Um it says it's unlawful for cattle, horses, sheep, or hogs to graze within the platted limits of any incorporated town or village.

Speaker 2: You already say your house is a zoo. Could you imagine you bring home a horse?

Speaker 1: Yeah, I I don't think you can have uh horses within city limits from what I can see.

Speaker 2: Put that on them in traffic school. The notes there.

Speaker 1: Uh uh, dang it! Trying to save money! Horses are probably pretty expensive too, though, right? Are they as expensive as gas, though?

Speaker 2: Uh, not they're not expensive as a car. Hey.

Speaker 1: But a Clydesdale might be peaches.

Speaker 2: Well, that's if you like actually buy it.

Speaker 1: You can just That's true.

Speaker 2: You play enough Red Dead, you should know. Just hop on and go. Yeah.

Speaker 1: I actually played some Red Dead last night and stole somebody's horse.

Speaker 2: Or go find some wild horse in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 1: Oh, and break it in payment.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and break a wild horse. Yeah, I want to see you do that. It's easy. Sure. They've done it for hundreds of years.

Speaker 2: You said your dad was a cowboy? Come on.

Speaker 1: Well, my dad was like half cowboy. You know, the other hit his brother and stuff. Those are like real cowboys. Because they actually have cows. You know. I mean, if you if you're gonna be a cowboy, you have to raise cows. Otherwise, you're just a hick. Oh! That's right. You're a redneck. That's what my dad was. A hick. Do you own a ferret? Uh no.

Speaker 2: Because that wasn't white trash.

Speaker 1: Oh, geez, peaches. You find some weird stuff for sale online from time to time, and this one. It feels kind of icky. Have you ever wanted to be Tiger King? That's right. You want to be your own Joe exotic. There's a zoo for sale. Well, it's a wildlife park.

And it does kind of scream Tiger King at me when I'm looking at it here. It's located in Cameron, North Carolina. Up for sale for five million dollars.

The Aloha Safari Park. Um it just looks kind of sketched to me. I mean, there are a lot of revenue opportunities according to the listing. Yeah, you can charge daily admission. You can charge people to buy food to feed the animals. They got a gift shop, concessions. You get a whole special events, and there's a zoo keepers' residence, owner's residence, and staff residents.

You bring your whole family to help you run the farm. Um again, it it feels kind of icky because just looking at the photos, it's very gel exotic to me. Alright.

So I don't really approve of anyone uh personally buying this as they call it Azu. But I guess in North Carolina, uh do you need like some kind of training or permit? It says there's over 300 animals there, and they've got pictures of tigers, okay?

They got a giraffe. I mean, it seems like you should have to do some kind of class at bare minimum, or have a permit, but again, and this is the southern U.S. who knows. Anyway, it's out there. If you're bored and you got five million bucks and you want to be Joe exotic, move to North Carolina. There you go. Aloha zoo. All right, ranch is good. Okay, there are people out there who don't like ranch, ranch dressing, and I think you're weird.

I don't get it. Is it the best condiment? According to the TSA, it is. I gotta disagree. You gotta put ketchup number one. Ranch is pretty dang good though.

It's like right next to it. Well, apparently the TSA is worried that World Cup tourists are going to start just loading up on bottles of ranch. I I don't know if there's any evidence that people have been trying to smuggle ranch back to their home countries, but the maybe the TSA is just trying to have fun on social media, letting people know, hey, we know it pairs perfectly with pizza, chicken wings, fries, and so forth.

But don't uh don't chug your ranch, people. You you can only bring 3.4 ounces or less in your carry-on bag. So can you check a uh suitcase just packed to the brim with ranch? Yeah, I would think I I don't know. Anyway, just I hope that next time I fly, I'm not held up in security because somebody's got ranch down their pants.

That'd be my luck. I was looking at somebody ranting and raving online about AI music. Apparently, and I don't know if this is true or not, but that's what they're saying. The number one song on Australian radio is an entirely AI generated song. It's a cover of Madonna's Like a Prayer. Actually, uh got it pulled up here. Let's check this out and see how amazing it is. Oh, two minutes in length. Alright, here we go.

Speaker 3: When you call my stuck to down the money, I'm gonna take you the in the midnight hour.

Speaker 1: Doesn't sound very good so far. Slack up, you know. Oh my goodness. Down the mind.

Speaker 1: Okay. The EDM dance version, courtesy of AI. Um lot of people going nuts about AI online today. I saw a bunch of radio people losing their minds. Not about this song, but just about AI voice usage. Um somebody was saying, like, I want to say 68% of uh listeners don't mind AI voice. And radio people are like, that's not true, bruh. I I bet it is true.

You know. Because for example, we talk about DJX, the Spotify DJ that just goes, hey, that was a song, and here's another one that uh you've been digging lately. Well, DJ X is a perfect example of just terrible radio, which most radio sounds like DJ X. You got your DJ that jumps on air, doesn't really have anything to say, doesn't show any personality, just says that was a song. Here's another song, or text to win, blah blah blah blah blah. I don't think the average radio listener would notice an AI voice. If you're listening to like country or top 40 radio, where they just don't say much.

So, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised at all if we see AI songs hitting the top of the US chart soon. Because I don't think people care if they like the song, they're just gonna dig it. Online, you see a lot of people who are real passionate about this, but that's where the nerds hang out. All right. So anyway. Uh no AI music coming up on the show that I'm aware of. And that that was a pretty terrible sounding cover. Australian radio programmers.

All right. I thought it was bad in the US, but yet again, another terrible thing about Australia. Radio over there. It's not that good here either, so I don't know what I'm saying. Only Wednesday somehow. What is going on this week? Dragon.

Okay. What was I gonna get into here? Too many tabs. You know me, too many tabs open. Can't keep track of anything I'm trying to talk about. Um yeah. I just totally had a brain fart.

Lost all focus. I better get some coffee going on or something. Uh, usually I can wait till 10. Till I need a second dose, but I'm like, don't tell Jade, he's not here, but doesn't off here. A little bit.

A little bit sleepy. Sorry. Sucks.

Pages. Earlier I talked about this uh hammock festival thing. They're trying to uh set a world record. 300 people hanging out in hammocks in Swan Valley. We got any hammocks around here.

Speaker 2: You want you want to see me try to lay in a hammock? Yes.

Speaker 1: I'll look like a uh

Speaker 1: caterpillar trying to get into a cocoon. I just want a hammock to hang up in my office right now. Just you know, go work in there. Yeah, go work for a few hours.

Speaker 2: My work right now, my work in the Z103 studio has been diabolical.

Speaker 1: Uh you you told me you were working on Gen Z slang for imaging, and uh half of what you spout off, I have no idea what it means.

Speaker 2: I put, hey Pookie, here's another hit, Z103. What does that mean? Uh Pookie means close friend or lover. Oh, why don't you call Beck and say, hey Pookie?

Speaker 1: Pookie! I hope we have a good day at work, Pookie, and

Speaker 2: then insult her and then say L plus ratio. What does that mean? Uh take the L and then I just ratioed you. It's kind of like when you you post a picture of like your broken wrist, and then I put a gif or a picture of Quagmire in the comment section, and I get all those laugh reacts, and I get more funny reactions compared to your status. I just ratioed you.

Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha. Take that L. Alright, I'll take the loss. You're L-maxing. L Maxing. Yeah. Oh, I saw that uh a looks max or uh died.

Speaker 2: Yeah, Connor Murphy. I used to watch that guy because he was a legitimate bodybuilder um years ago, and then all of a sudden he became this fruititarian. I think he started doing things that are just downright gross. I'm talking like digesting certain things that come out.

Speaker 1: Okay, and yeah, and so I stopped watching him, and if you look at his Instagram profile, it's quite disturbing. What that guy was uploading as of late. Well, R.I.P.

Speaker 1: to that guy. I don't know if he is a you said disturbing, so maybe he's not a good dude. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2: Uh it it was just like he lost his mind. Okay. It kind of seems like he uh he had a major downfall. Low key. As the kids would say.

Speaker 1: Low key is the kid would say. Okay.

Speaker 2: I love how it said looks maxing influencer dies as the headline. Yes. I want that title for when I passed away. Looks maxing influencer peaches perishes.

Speaker 1: Well, that's what you've been working with. working

Speaker 2: on. He took the L. Been working on that looks maxing. You be careful. Is your Pookie calling in right now?

Speaker 1: It might be my Pookie. Let's find out. See who it is. K-Bear, you were live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? Hey, you better not call me that. It is my Pookie.

Speaker 4: I swear I swear if you ever called me that. Uh dump you.

Speaker 1: What if I call you my Pookie Becky?

Speaker 4: Ew. That's way worse.

Speaker 1: I don't know if you just swore or not, but I dumped out just in case.

Speaker 4: I did not. I just said that's gross.

Speaker 2: Your Pookie's always dump maxing, dude.

Speaker 1: She's always dump maxing. All right, dump maxing. That could be really bad, too.

Speaker 4: Well, son of a bit.

Speaker 1: You hit it again? Yeah. Well, I think she said son of a biscuit, but her phone kind of faded out, so it sounded worse. Are you still there, Pookie?

Speaker 4: No. No, do not. That is gross. All right. Disgusting.

Speaker 1: I'll stop for now. It's better than calling you Dookie. That's true.

Speaker 4: Well, Victor is poopy.

Speaker 1: I've been feeling that way a little bit, so Bye.

Speaker 4: All I see you. Pookie.

Speaker 2: I think she's about to make Clint her Pookie.

Speaker 1: Clint, she's my Pookie. All right. All right, All right. Peaches.

Speaker 2: Gold on the ceiling. I'm the only one able to reach it. So funny. Wow. What's it doing up there? What was the last time you panned for gold? Let us know.

208535 1015. Have you ever panned for gold? Heck yeah.

California Gold Rush, baby. Woo! That's right. Jay Davis knows about those days. He was around back then. Classy still has his birthday balloons up.

Says 500 real big on the outside of the door. Yep. If you If you put Jade in one of those pictures from the California Gold Rush, you wouldn't be able to like tell the difference. He wouldn't be able to spot him because he'll blend in. He's got the long beard and everything.

Speaker 1: He does look like an old prospector.

Speaker 2: I need to get a picture of him just standing up in the hallway and have AI put like a little gold rush outfit on him.

Speaker 1: Uh we we could probably very easily do that.

Speaker 2: Yeah, just put him in the POV. There's Jay Davis back in the gold rush days. Ugh.

Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to start panning for gold because of a stupid death.

Speaker 2: Because those gas prices. When was the last time you've got gas? Let us know. 2083. 208-535-0255.

Speaker 1: No, no, it wasn't gas prices. It was uh last night I placed a food order uh through a particular fast food uh uh restaurant's app, okay, directly through their app. So it's not like I did DoorDash or Uber Eats or whatever. Uh the order never showed up. Okay.

So I'm sitting around waiting. It's got tracking information, but it doesn't tell you how to contact the driver. It's not one of these situations where they send you a photo showing, hey, your food was delivered. Uh so I'm waiting around, I'm waiting around. It's getting late.

I'm hungry. Finally, I pull up the tracking, and it's like, oh, it's dropped off, you know, 20 minutes ago. Yeah, there's nothing on my front porch.

So I go to dispute the charge. It there's like no way to do it. No way to do it. They're like, you have to contact the delivery service. I'm like, well, it doesn't even say who that was. Can you look it up? No, we don't have any way to tell.

Well, it's not in any of my other apps like DoorDash or Uber Eats. Can you sue them? I'm I'm I think I'm gonna have to call the advocate's injury attorneys for emotional damage. Because then I ended up having to order pizza and go and pick it up because I was like, I'm not gonna count on another delivery not showing up.

Speaker 2: You're a certified big back. What's a big back? Fatty.

Speaker 1: Oh, a fatty.

Speaker 2: I put that in the Z imagery. I said third snack of the day, big back big back Z 103.

Speaker 1: I mean, they caused me sleep deprivation because I wasn't able to go to bed when I wanted to. Oh no. Waiting around on food. It's very rough. Very rough, and I'm fed up with them.

First one problem. I found a contact form on this particular fast food restaurant's website. You were Karen Maxine. Oh, yeah. I went Karen because you know it you can go into dispute charges, right? And if you put delivery issues, they just keep routing you back to the delivery services.

And it's like, well, they don't have my order. Okay. They have no record of this. Listen, here's the order number. I ordered it on your app. The food never showed up. I want my 35 bucks back. Jeez, 35, man. Dude, ordering food for delivery is expensive. Oh, I know. Yeah.

Speaker 2: I I had the DoorDash pass for a short while there. Yeah.

Speaker 1: What in the driver I tipped them pretty good too. Just for them to steal my food.

Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm glad you tipped them because I I I go pretty I lowball. Do you? Oh, yeah. Peaches, that's messed up. When it comes to the Walmart delivery, I'm like, you get five percent.

Speaker 1: Peaches, that's messed up. Because you you know these companies aren't paying these delivery drivers very well. Yeah, you got a tip them, man. Yeah. Gen Z, bunch of cheapos.

Speaker 2: I'm trying not to try not to be seen in the general public, you know. Just getting all getting all my stuff delivered to me. And then you just won't pay.

Speaker 1: Oh, I'm paying the price for the stuff to get delivered to my door. Yeah, but you gotta tip the driver. This is America.

Speaker 2: Well, there was a time where like I got delivered the wrong stuff. They gave me a whole bunch of cat food and like prime like hydration drinks. And the the driver calls me and goes, Hey, we were we we just gave you the other guy's order. Can you please uh give us that stuff back?

And I I give it back. I was like, well, I I uh I have no plans for this stuff, and I'm also at my friend's apartment because I picked up I got the Walmart delivery to my door. I I took the stuff inside, put it all in the fridge, and then drove with the cat food and the prime drinks to my friend's apartment.

Because I was thinking, I'm like, oh, this stuff is just mine now, and I don't have cats, but my friends do. Let me just give it to them. And sure enough, the driver calls me freaking out. It was him and like his mom in this like beat up old car that pulled up, and they were like they were so thankful that I gave them the stuff back, and it was completely untouched.

Speaker 1: Well, that's pretty good, man. That's better than my situation. I got nothing, nothing. And I'm wondering which delivery driver stole my food. Do you think Carolina Rosalind is still uh doing like DoorDash?

Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she's no, maybe not DoorDash, but I know she's back here in the area.

Speaker 1: I know. Do you think she'd steal uh some sandwiches? Knowing her, yeah. She's like, this these fries are looking good.

Speaker 2: She's she sees your name and goes, Oh, I know who that is.

Speaker 1: Well, it would have been under my real name.

Speaker 2: Maybe she's dug deep. She seems like the type that would know.

Speaker 1: She's always out driving around. Yeah. Yeah. She might have recognized my house and been like, I'm I'm taking this food. It looks good. Yeah. Shame. Shame on Carolina Rosslin.

Speaker 2: Just name the title of this podcast back. Carolina Roslin stole my food. And then send it to her. I will. Have her all freaked out. She's like, what are you? What are you talking about? All right, everybody. We better leave. Uh, but we'll be back at noon because that's what we do.

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