The Viktor Wilt Show

Speaker 1: Morning people, welcome to Is it really only Tuesday? It is Tuesday, right? It's not Monday. Feels like Monday. Well, I'm at it with today. Alright. Let's take a look at some fun stuff. Hobbies. Everybody could use a good hobby, right?

Yeah. Find yourself a nice healthy hobby. Something good to do to pass the time. But just make sure it doesn't uh you know kill ya. Was looking at a list here of hobbies considered silent killers the longer you do them.

Okay. I mean, I don't know if I'm in the market for a new hobby since I barely get around to doing my other hobbies like playing guitar or video games. Or napping. It's my new hobby. Napping.

Just gonna do it all the time. Okay, uh, let's find out what hobbies might kill you. Uh resin crafting. Okay. It's a hobby I've never engaged in there. Is that where you like you know, find some kind of item and you seal it up in the the clear plastic. Yeah, I guess if you don't work in a well-ventilated space, it can wreak havoc on your respiratory system.

Uh yeah. Anytime you're doing something indoors that involves something with a chemical makeup to it, like painting. Yeah, if you're ever painting inside, open a window. Take it from me.

Doesn't work out very well if you don't open a window. Let's see here. Okay, this person is not naming anything specific.

They just said uh wear a mask when doing almost anything, wear gloves, blah blah blah. Okay. Let's see, playing bagpipes. Okay, if you don't properly clean regularly, they can get mold and other nasties breeding inside, and the player can develop bagpipe lung.

Okay. I always found bagpipes to be a little bit annoying, but now I've got a good reason to not ever try to play them. Uh bagpipe lung. I think any any type of instrument that you're blowing into gets to be very disgusting. Like I played the uh saxophone when I was in band.

Junior high. It's gross, all right? It's gross. I'll stick with uh dirty dirty hands on the guitar.

Yeah. Wash your hands, fools. Alright, what are some other hobbies that might kill you? So far we've got uh bagpipes and uh what was the other one? Oh, resin crafting. Woodworking. Primarily the sawdust exposure. Again, harmful to the respiratory system.

It's probably why the person mentioned wearing a mask for doing just about anything. Tending bonsai. Yeah, you know those little bonsai trees? I was encouraging uh peaches to get one of those recently.

But let's see. Exposure to sphagnum moss due to its usefulness for rooting and moisture retention, but fungal spores within the mosque making contact with cuts have been linked with some kind of big word that I can't pronounce. Sporous.

Uh it it's a rose gardener's disease. And yeah. You're just inhaling spores. Guess it can mess you up Mess you up pretty good. Huh.

That sucks. Pottery comes with the risk of silicosis, an incurable lung disease. Again with the dust, blah blah blah. Mask up.

Okay, uh, yeah. I'm like looking around here. What am I breathing in in this room? Need to wear a mask for everything.

Welding, same deal there. Yeah, toxic fumes. Uh, also bad for your eyes.

You can get the uh you can burn your eyes if you don't, you know, wear proper eye protection. Okay, sedentary hobbies like hardcore gaming, binge watching TV, or deep dive digital art. Uh, cause yeah, you're just sitting there. Okay.

Well, that's what I'm doing right now, and my goal was to have the uh hobby of nap after work, so hopefully I wake up tomorrow. Alright, we are headed to Roy Washington. Where the heck is Roy Washington? Never heard of it, but I've gotta look it up on a map, because I'm curious. Alright, Roy is uh that is out in the middle of nowhere.

It is near like literally nothing. Okay. Well, anyway. Where's that article here about Roy? I got too many tabs open.

Okay. So we've got a woman who said her 42-year-old daughter was completely naked and assaulted her with a gardening handsaw. Mother said her daughter took her phone, so she had to run to a neighbor's house to escape and call 911.

While still naked, the daughter got into a pickup truck truck and tried to uh run over her mother as well as the neighbor who was helping. Uh she missed, thankfully. No, no, I guess she hit her mother. She hit she missed the neighbor, but hit the mother and the family dog and then drove off. Uh, police stopped her.

Not too hard to find a naked woman. Uh driving like a maniac. Uh looks like uh had to use the old spike strips. I think everyone ended up being okay, some minor injuries, but I don't know what uh started the argument.

Doesn't say here, but you know, try to not go after your mother with a handsaw or a pickup. It's just not very nice. Okay. Just leave. Yeah. You get you getting annoyed with mom? Leave.

Alright, what else do we have here? Oh, my guts are messed up today. Ugh.

Slept like crap. Okay. Let's see here. The most hated people of 2025. Not gonna go through that list. You can guess who's on there.

It's just a bunch of politicians and stuff, as well as Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Uh, let's see here. Diarrhea contamination closes Kansas splash pad during heat wave. Aww. Hot day, can't take the kids out, cuz well, people don't wash their filthy kids before they bring them out to the splash pad. This is why you need to shower before you get in the pool, okay? You're spreading your explosive diarrhea around. We got diarrhea problems facing this country. All right, you gotta wash your hands, fools. You gotta stay clean. And if you if you got the poops, you gotta stay out of the pool, okay. Let's see.

27-year-old woman dies after getting anti-aging therapy. Okay. I guess that didn't work. That is about as far from anti-aging as you can go. Death.

Uh uh, the doctor has been uh charged and arrested. Yeah, I'm I'm pretty sure if there were uh anti-aging like therapies that worked, everyone would be doing them. Okay, this this would be common knowledge. Not something you have to dig up on what, Craigslist? Where do you even find this?

I don't know. Yeah, uh was it at a real doctor's office? Does say a wellness clinic, so uh be careful, people. There are a lot of uh you know, alternative medicines out there, some of which can be very dangerous. Alright, just talk to a real doctor, okay?

Let's go to a real doctor. Oh, geez. Whole Foods offering steep discount on Taylor Farm shredded iceberg lettuce. Isn't Taylor Farms the stuff that might give you the explosive diarrhea? So if Whole Foods is marking it down Wow! Okay, so Whole Foods 50% off.

We don't have a Whole Foods around here, so I can trash on them a bit for their prices. This bag of shredded lettuce, originally $6.38. It might give you explosive diarrhea, but you can get it for $3.19. $3.19 for shredded lettuce. And it's just one of the little bags. Like they're they're like what a buck something at Winco.

Whole Foods. Alright, we made it to eight. Oh man. Gotta get through this day, people. Gotta get through this day.

Here we go. Oh my god, Conan changed his hair. Can you believe it, Conan O'Brien? This is actual news. Conan O'Brien changed his hair. Yeah.

Doesn't have his signature hair. Whoa! Just want to let you know. In case you're a Conan fan. You can weigh in on your thoughts on his uh new look, I guess. Just like other people on the internet are. Oh, what else is going on in the news?

A man, 29 years old, fell from a 12 story apartment building and landed on a 23 year old pedestrian. He lived. She did not. Jeez. That's unfortunate. Holy cow. Did he uh you know fall on accident? It doesn't say.

Yeah, article actually says not clear whether he jumped or fell accidentally. That was really sad. Hey, Sunshine and Rainbows on this program this morning. Yeah. Okay, let's talk about somebody uh who did live. This uh Montana teenager. He used his uh Red Dead Redemption skills to rescue a drowning man on the Yellowstone River.

This was uh in the Grey Cliff area. So this is a 14-year-old kid. He busted out the old lasso. You know, heard somebody yelling in the water. And uh one guy, he was drifting downstream, clinging to a cooler. So the kid, you know, he busts out the lasso and yee-haw! just you know roped him up. Yeah.

Saved the day. 14-year-old kid. Pretty dang cool. Pretty dang cool. So yeah, glad we could wrap it up with something. Something good.

Some good news. That makes me want to play some red dead. I just pretty much want to be home and sleeping. I wouldn't even play Red Dead.

I'd play uh go to bed. Yeah, rhymes. Have you guys seen Jimothy the raccoon?

Nah. Seattle's newest superstar. Uh, it's a weird looking raccoon. They believe it as a spinal deformity. But when you see it running around, it it kind of looks like uh some kind of like some kind of a monkey. Like it's very bizarre to watch Jimothy the raccoon just sprint around.

I don't know, even though he's weird looking, he's kind of cute. But uh yeah, that that's fun. That's fun. You know, generally people got raccoons around. They're like, get this vermin out of here. Not Jimothy, though. People happy to see him. Aww. Yeah, raccoons, man. They're weird. They're around. Every once in a while, they'll show up on my cameras at my house. I'm like, where are these uh armies of raccoons coming from?

Oh, I've seen like multiple. Worried they're gonna mess up my cats. Alright. Anyway, if you haven't seen Jimothy the raccoon, look at the video. Might make you smile a little bit. Alright.

Alright. Where was I here? Got a little distracted for a second there and uh totally lost track of what I was gonna talk about.

What the heck? I was listening to that song, you know, and Amy Lee, not afraid to die. I was reading all these crazy ways that people died. It's it's not very pleasant, so I'm not gonna share that on air.

Yeah, nobody needs to be hearing about that at 8 40 in the morning. So, how about men in your 30s? What's a young person habit you've had to give up? Okay, I'm not in my 30s, I'm in my 40s. How many of these young person habits do I still engage in? And do I need to feel guilty about it? I don't know.

Let's find out. Uh, not warming up before sports. Is that a young person habit?

Uh I don't do sports, so I'm certainly not uh warming up before them. Alright, so I I guess that's a young person habit. I gave up when I was a young person. Let's see, procrastinating. Everything happens so fast now.

Haven't given up that one completely. Like yesterday was payday, and I hate payday because it just all my money disappears. You know how it is nowadays, everything just so expensive. I don't even want to look at my bills, but I know I need to today. Maybe I'll find a sedative. Take that. See if I can uh pull those up and pay him without you know ripping the little bits of remaining hair I have left out of my head. Okay, what else are uh young people habits that someone's had to give up?

Let's see. Eating whatever they want. Dad bod comes for us all if we're not careful. Yeah, I should probably eat better. I should probably do a lot of things better. Uh, let's see. Lining up empty liquor bottles as decorations.

I have been guilty of that. Do I have I think I've got a few sitting around my house still. They're they're kind of unique ones, though. All right, it's not just like here's an empty pop off or something. Yeah.

And I've got some some beer bottles, specialty beers. Yeah, all right. So I haven't given up that habit yet. I have to get good sleep every night. Okay.

That is something that I should do. All right. Not as young as I used to be. I need to get good sleep every night. And I I pretty much never do. And I don't know what to do about it. Like I said, today it's nap time. After I get out of here, I'm just gonna go to bed. Just gonna go crawl into my nice cozy room and go to sleep. You should get sleep. It's uh very important.

Oh right, let's see here. Playing video games till 2 a.m. without consequences.

Yeah, I can't really do much of that anymore. Because I have to be here at you know the crack of dawn. Uh and then on the weekends, it's when I hope to sleep in. I did manage to sleep in on Saturday. I slept like 14 hours. I think that shows I've got some sleep problems.

Yeah. If you if you just crash out for like 14 hours, you must not be getting enough sleep during the week. So I'm I'm gonna try to do that uh tonight.

We'll see. All right. Staying up another person just talking about staying up late.

I can still do it. I just yeah, it seemed to pay the price for it. Drinking booze, yeah, that's one that you the older you get, the worse that affects you. Like, if you've never tried booze, just don't do it, okay? You never know if you're gonna get hooked.

It's a very physically addictive, hard to get off of, it's really expensive. Yeah, you know. Help is out there, all right?

Helps out there, get off that booze. Let's see. This person says becoming upset about other people.

Um that's a tough one. People are gonna frustrate you. Try not to let them get you too crazy, though. This person says, I'm 33 and this thread's depressing. Y'all sound like you stopped having fun. Well, when you get older, you gotta start taking things a little bit more seriously. All right.

Funds for the 20s. No, you can still have fun. It you know, even my age, even there's an old man like me, you'd still have fun.

You just you know, gotta be a little bit smarter about it. Helping everyone out, gotta move furniture, a pizza and a case of beer ain't gonna cut it anymore. Yeah, moving sucks. Moving's terrible.

Gotta win the lottery before the next time I move. Because I'm paying somebody to do it. All right. Any other okay, now it's just people saying the same things.

Video games, staying up too late, partying. Yep, gotta tone it all down when you get old. See, you know how old I am. How many times did I say this morning, all I want to do is take a nap?

That's about as old person as it gets. This nice dark room is uh seeming like a pretty good place for nap time. We really need a cot up in here. If there was somewhere comfortable to lay down, it'd be on. You know what?

What all is going on around here? Let's see. Dog rescued from UK's highest mountain after suspected marijuana consumption. Uh, don't let your dog get into your stash, because he might wander off into the woods up to the highest peak.

Uh Peaches, I was just reading about a uh dog in the UK that ate a bunch of weed and climbed a mountain. Good for him. Uh, it wasn't good for him. Yeah, he became unwell, even lost consciousness.

Speaker 2: Um, he gained consciousness. He found his inner self.

Speaker 1: Uh from what I'm reading here, he wasn't doing so good. But then lightweight. Then eventually they got him off the mountain, and he he was all good. He just mowed down a bunch of snacks.

You know, yeah, the munchies, as you would expect. Maybe that's why he was just lazy. Maybe he was fine. What kind of dog breed was it? It was a black lab.

You think you'd be able to handle it? Well, black labs, you know, they're their legs, I think, you know, because they got such big bodies. I think it's hard on their legs. Tell me about it. Yeah, you you'd understand, but you'd understand.

Speaker 2: So if you were a dog, what breed would you be? What breed? Yeah, because I think I'd be like mastiff.

Speaker 1: Yeah, um, I don't know. I don't know what breed I'd be. I feel like you'd be like a French bulldog. French bulldog. One of those weird looking mutts that's been bred, you know, together too many times. Like, like pugs, for example.

Speaker 2: Oh, did you see the unpopular opinion pose? You do breathe like a pug when you sleep. The reason why I know that's. Maybe I'm a pug. It's because Becca sends those Snapchat videos, and you're she's wide awake, and you're just I

Speaker 1: know rather than help me put on my CPAP, she just take videos and laughs at me. Yeah. Maybe she's trying to get rid of you. Maybe she wants to inherit the house. That's her plan. You know, I should probably make a will.

Speaker 2: Women are evil. You gotta be careful.

Speaker 1: Women are evil. Well, she love is that she better be being nice to me. I've helped her with a lot of stuff this morning. So she better be in a good fine mood.

Speaker 2: Maybe Ravonda is her alter ego. Uh yes. And that's where that's the that's where the crime starts.

Speaker 1: That's where the crime starts. Oh, we gotta do it.

Speaker 2: It might be either Becca or Ravanda calling it. It's like the movie split. We'll never know.

Speaker 1: K-Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? Your woman. It's my woman. Okay.

Speaker 3: It's uh Okay, so I would say you would be a pug or uh pit bull. Or a pit bull.

Speaker 2: He's not that ferocious.

Speaker 1: I am. I am. I You know, I feel like he's a Yorkie.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like one of those two. I I think. Well, what would you think I would be? What would Peaches be?

Speaker 1: Peaches, it'd be a like a Saint Bernard. Like a St. Bernard. A real big dog.

Speaker 2: Like Beethoven, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like Beethoven.

Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know what kind of dog he would be. Me? Yeah. You don't know? Uh, probably like Millie. Yeah. Crazy.

Speaker 1: A crazy dog. What kind of dog is that? Peaches. That's an Afghan hound. An Afghan hound. It's got like a long hair. Uh huh. That's a weird looking dog.

Speaker 3: No, but you would definitely be like uh like I don't know, like a pug. I fell. Alright.

Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I do sound like a pug when I'm asleep,

Speaker 2: so when he's sitting here, he's just going, ah. yeah.

Speaker 1: The world doesn't need any more of me. I'm the one that has to sleep next to him. You know that tool saw on that that

Speaker 2: goes, that's exactly how it is every night.

Speaker 1: Well, well, don't worry. Nap times are coming as soon as we can as soon as we get out of here.

Speaker 2: It's like me trying to climb up the hill by Brian's neighborhood.

Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm offing up the floors. And if anyone wants to come and hang out at the alibi and hang out with me and get drunk.

Speaker 1: Jeez.

Speaker 2: That's Rivonda coming out, dude. There's a Ravonda. Okay, Yeah, bye. Alright, see ya.

Speaker 1: Nope, they don't have a cot there, so I'm out. I'm out on that plan. Just fall asleep on the chair. It's not. Dude, they have like stools.

Speaker 2: Oh, there was a place we used to go to. It was called like Barney's Beanery or something like that. Uh-huh. And they had pictures of dudes like completely drunk on the floor in the bathroom. And like there's just a big mess on the floor. Kind of like, you know, the East Outho news bathroom is. But Excellent. But they would all just be laying there, like all just red in the face, just done.

Speaker 1: I guess there is carpet in my office. Now it's only about a you know half a centimeter long. It's not very comfortable.

Speaker 2: There's an orange couch in the bull pit. Oh, yeah, we do have a couch. Come on there.

Speaker 1: Shut the door. Yeah, nobody's gonna notice it.

Speaker 2: We have a chair that you can prop and like make sure nobody opens the door. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1: Thanks for the reminder, Peaches. Yeah, of course. I'm looking after you. I'm gonna go hit that couch. K-Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? Oh, he hung up. Oh. Okay, fine. Fine. Didn't want to talk to you anyway. There might have been Becca calling back in.

It might have been. Alright. Peaches and I are gonna take a break, and we'll be back.

Hang on. We're making our way through Tuesday. Hopefully your morning is going okay. Uh hopefully it wasn't as hectic as mine.

It's been a morning. But made it through the program. So that's a start. Now just gotta get through all the boring stuff that happens off air. And it sounds like a little bit of tasks this evening. Doing with some vehicle crap.

And it's so annoying how you know, your phone and your computer, they just listen to and track everything you do. I mentioned the word O'Reilly's. Alright.

Mentioned it in passing in a Facebook message to Becca. And now I'm getting a million O'Reilly's ads. Yeah. Like, it's so funny people being all worried about cameras popping up. I got cameras popping up all over the place. They're spying on me. What are we gonna do? Oh, they're gonna put microchips in us. What are we gonna do? You're carrying a phone with you everywhere you go that is listening to you all the time and is tracking your every movement.

Alright? It's a tracking device in your pocket. Just a warning.

All Alright. What's this article about Ronnie Radke crap talking uh Poppy? How could anyone crap talk Poppy? Alright, it says falling in reverse front man Ronnie Radke has responded to accusations of dissing Poppy over her absence at Upheaval Festival.

So I I read about this a couple days ago. Um you know, the eastern part of the country is like blanketed in smoke. It it really sucks out there. And so she was set to play this fest festival in Michigan, and I mean the air quality was was terrible, so she's like, yeah, I ain't gonna sing.

So her band came out, and uh, you know, they played an instrumental set, which is better than nothing. And so Ronnie Radke, I guess, commented and said, uh, I get this, but imagine if I did this. So he's like, yeah, I understand, but yeah, if I did it, people, you know, I never stopped taking grief. Um that does seem like something Ronnie Radke would do. Like, for sure.

Do you do you remember when Falling in Reverse played here? You know, no air conditioning allowed because it's uh rough on his voice. So we all had to sweat. It was hot in there.

Um I'm pretty sure if it was hideously smoky conditions, I bet Ronnie Radke wouldn't play either. So he says it was not an attack. He was just making a comment. So that doesn't seem too bad.

I mean, based on the things Ronnie Radke says online, that's that's pretty tame. So speaking of Poppy, she's gonna be in Salt Lake one week from Friday. And I believe we're going.

I I think so. Here's some Poppy, and I'm gonna I'm gonna leave now. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilch Show. This program's a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at Riverbend Media Group.com.