The Viktor Wilt Show

So I believe it was yesterday on the show I mentioned, you know, I tend to be into fairly popular things. I'm kinda basic, you know, like my favorite bands or bands like Tool and the Beatles, 9 inch nails. I mean, I guess I do have some slightly more underground stuff in that list like acid bath and such, but, you know, looking at video games, what are your favorite video games? Oh, pretty much, the most popular games of all time. There's gotta be some things that are extremely popular that I'm just not down with.

Right? There's just gotta be. Well, it's a hot topic on Reddit this morning. Something popular that does not interest you at all. Let's see how basic I am.

Let's see how many of these things I'm like, yeah. Those are great. I hope not too many. I mean, there's a reason things are popular. Right?

Nothing wrong with the Beatles being one of your favorite bands. They're one of the greatest musical acts of all time. It cannot be denied. Whatever, Stewart. Whatever, bro.

Alright. Top answer right now on Reddit. Conspicuous consumption of things like Stanley Cups or Starbucks cups. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't get that. I would not pay very much money for a a cup. You know? I I'm perfectly happy with a cheap plastic cup. The logo's all wore off from way too many times in the dishwasher.

Yeah. Yeah. Not gonna see me battling on eBay for a, you know, certain color of a Stanley mug. That's a weird one. That was a weird one last year.

Let's see. Expensive designer anything. Yeah. I I'm not really a fashion guy, so we can skip that. I'm I'm doing good so far.

Doing good so far. I'm still an outsider. Celebrities. Something popular that does not interest you at all. I mean, I'm certainly not like some of the people out there.

Obsessive over personalities. Yeah. I mean, I'm entertained by them. I like movies. I like music.

I like YouTube. But, yeah. Whatever they're doing in their spare time, I don't care. I think paparazzi is pretty weird. Now they've they've got gambling on here.

Is gambling? I guess it's popular. And yeah. Doesn't interest me because I have no luck when it comes to gambling. I have luck in a lot of other ways.

So I'll I'll take that. Yeah. But I I've thrown a few bucks into a machine here and there, and I always lose. So I have no no desire to sit down and go, alright. Let's spend 5 hours in a casino.

You know? Unless I'm just wandering around looking at people. That's entertaining. Alright. Well, let's see.

Fake eyelashes? Really? I was really hoping to get some of those, and I thought they'd make me look pretty. Are are those something popular that, like, are divisive? I don't know.

Alright. What else do we have here? Doing makeup, skin care routine hair while telling a story on camera. Well, you know, back to those eyelashes, trying to figure out some good YouTube content. Would that not be a hilarious video?

I know you listeners would laugh. Some of you might get bothered. It would be disturbing. There was one Halloween show my band played where, you know, I had a wig on and some makeup, and I looked hideous. Titious.

Alright, everybody. Let me show you how I do my hair. That that would be a pretty funny video actually because it would entail, nothing. No effort whatsoever. Here I am.

Look. I combed my hair without a comb. Chasing squirrels around the arden barking at them once they run up a tree seems to be all the rage with my dog. My cats are into it too. Chasing squirrels, very popular.

I'm more into chasing cats apparently for an entire weekend out in the freezing cold. Pickleball, I haven't played it. Lieutenant Crane invited me to play some pickleball one time, and, it was getting a little bit late, you know, for for this guy. You know, it's a funky work schedule when you're like, it's like 7 o'clock and I got a half hour drive home. Sorry.

You know, guy that's older than me. I can't do pickleball tonight. Too late. 7 o'clock past my bedtime. Let's see.

Lip augmentation. Yeah. Look at my luscious lips. You know, I I guess that's not my thing, but, you know, if it's yours, fine. Any and all forms of reality TV.

Okay. I I do enjoy some trashy reality TV from time to time. Sometimes you need something mindless. Yeah? Alright.

We found one thing on the list, I guess, aside from the fake eyelashes that I'm I'm down with. Golf? Yeah. No. No.

Thanks. No. Thanks. Social media? Yeah.

Much as I hate it I guess I can't stop using it even if I lost this job I'd keep keep using it yeah because I'd have to do something to try to make some money like please donate to my patreon Help me. I don't wanna go, you know, get a job work in sales or whatever. Alright. Well, I guess, it's just when it comes to entertainment that I'm I'm pretty basic. So alright.

I'm I'm cool with that. Looks like Nintendo making a big announcement today. The Nintendo switch 2 coming in 2025. They've got the 1st look trailer. I haven't watched this.

I would assume since it's Nintendo, I don't have to worry about bad language or anything like that, but let's take a look at it together even though you can see what I'm looking at. I I know I do need to get to, live streaming the show and showing you what I'm looking at, but I don't know. Not today. I forgot my camera at home. I got peaches here.

Alright. I see a Nintendo switch. Okay. They got the, the joy cons popping off the side. Oh, the screen grew a tiny bit.

So oh, jeez. I gotta turn that down. Alright. This is a very fancy, CGI. What's the word I'm looking for here?

CGI, video showing the evolution of the previous switch into the new one. I guess you'll be able to prop it up with the thing on the back if you wanna set it on a table. Alright. There's the, Joy Cons. They grew by a tiny bit.

Yay. The controllers that everybody hates, the Joy Cons, they're trash. Alright. Well, maybe they'll be a little bit better since they're a tiny bit bigger and, they added a little bit of color to them. Alright.

Cool. We get it. The joy cons, exist. They don't need to continue showing this. They're just a tiny bit bigger.

Alright. So far, we've got we made the switch a little bit bigger and added some colorful panels. Oh, if they just pop into the side, you don't have to slide them down the side. Okay. Nintendo Switch 2.

What about, you know, changes to the, graphics capabilities, things like that? Alright. They're showing Mario Kart on the again, newer, just slightly bigger Switch. Okay. There's the dock that you put it in.

Looks pretty similar to the other one. You can attach the joy cons to the, you know, little controller there so you can hold the joy cons like a regular controller. Alright. Plays Nintendo switch 2 exclusive games, and you can play your old games from the original switch. Alright.

I mean, it is significantly bigger, I guess. Oh, coming out February 4th, Or is that just these series of hands on events being held around the world? Probably. Okay. As is usual when it comes to Nintendo announcements, A little bit underwhelming.

Yeah. Like, is it gonna be 4 k? Alright. Well, whatever. I mean, it looks better than the switch because it's a little bit bigger.

Okay. Well, glad I didn't wait and be like, oh, guys. This is a big deal. And do it, you know, later on the show. Alright.

Well, Nintendo fans, there you go. It's it's coming. Yay. Back in a minute. Oh, I'm so mad at myself.

I had something very specific I was going to talk about when we kicked off this break, and I got sidetracked looking at some supposed post online where years ago, somebody posted some information about Grand Theft Auto 6. And, well, was this a real post? And I'm reading through it. Next thing I know, I go, what was I gonna talk about? What was that, you know, top quality break you were planning on doing for your listeners?

You know, do your job, fool. I have no idea what it was. I hope I remember because it, it seemed like a pretty decent topic, but I have no clue what it was. I see anything about GTA 6. I'm like, Oh, what do we got?

You know, back to new speculation on when we're gonna get more information on the game. Now in years past prior to the announce of a release date for grand theft auto 6, or, you know, any rock star game is what I meant to say there. They tend to announce those right before they do their earnings call type thing, you know, help raise that stock price. And that tends to happen toward the end of January or beginning of February. This was the case with, like, their last four game releases, Red Dead 2, GTA 5, etcetera.

So we're kinda entering right into that time frame where, you know, they've said the game is dropping in 2025, You know, looking like maybe fall. Hopefully, we'll at least get a release date sometime in the next couple weeks. Now, of course, what I wanna see is a little bit of a gameplay trailer. Yeah. Something really showing off the game.

I mean, the the first trailer was certainly, yeah, mind blowing to look at and so exciting as a g t a fanatic. But I wanna see more. I wanna see more. I want it in my hands. I wanna play it.

Really need to save up some some PTO for later this year. And soon as they drop that release date, get my PTO request in before anybody else. And I learned my lesson with Red Dead 2 because I took one day off. Not enough. Not near enough time to kick back and enjoy a brand new masterpiece of a rock star game.

So this year, gotta do at least 2 days, at least 2. And, I I don't have any kids living at my house that I gotta worry about or anything like that. The cats, they're pretty content for the most part with me sitting there in front of the TV. I just gotta throw loosey toys here and there. Alright.

Well, anyway, I'm gonna do my best to try to remember whatever I was going to talk about because I have no idea, not a clue what I was going to discuss with you. And that's that's very annoying. Maybe I should go pound down some more caffeine. Why not? Why not?

Right? Might help me get some things done. We'll see. Still don't have any clue what I was gonna talk about a few minutes ago, but my phone is definitely listening to my babble. I was just, directed toward a website called morgan's memoirs.com.

This is definitely the type of item that I would waste a bunch of money on. Morgan's memoirs. This is a handmade replica of Arthur Morgan's journal from the red dead redemption 2 game. But it's all like sold out. Now you can get Ellie's journal from The Last of Us $100.

Jeez. Jeez. Yeah. But see, I want Arthur Morgan's journal. Why don't they have have that listed here?

That was the ad that brought me to this website that has the word Morgan right in the URL. You go to shop all. All right, here's everything we got. There you go. Yeah.

Looks cool. It's all leather band. Just what I need. Something else to drop a $100 on. I'm glad it's not available.

Glad it isn't because it I don't got a 100 bucks to dump on something right now. Alright? Need to find a side hustle. That's what this guy needs to do. I think we all could use more money so we could buy useless stuff like a handmade replica of Arthur Morgan's journal.

Yeah. Well, you know, The Last of Us, even though I love that game, I I don't know. I don't think I need Ellie's journal. The replica looks pretty cool, but, you know, $100? I bet that Arthur Morgan one because it was a lot more, intricate again with the, leather bound cover and the strap and things like that.

You know, last night I was playing a little bit of the Last of Us part 2. Running through those games again. And the further I get into it, I just remember more and more why I was so blown away by that game the first time through. The manner in which they just tell that story is so crazy. It's so, so good.

You know, from, like, crushingly sad to these wholesome moments then unexpected twists and turns. It's so good. I believe season 2 is coming into April, if I remember right. For those of you who haven't played the games, you know, you wanna watch the Max show. You can check out season 1 right now.

Just watched it with my daughter over the weekend again and it was really good. I I just can't wait to see what they do with season 2. If they can capture some of the magic of that video game, I still don't understand aside from just, you know, uptight people how anyone could question how amazing that game is. The Last of Us part 2, it's so much better than the first one. You know?

And there are so many fans that just couldn't stand it apparently. I'm like, how? I guess they're not into real storytelling or something, but anyway, I'm gonna close this out. I don't wanna end up getting manic and going, okay. I guess I do need to have a handmade replica of Ellie's journal.

Books, I tell you. Unique books. They're almost a curse to me. I guess there are worse addictions to have. Right?

You know? At least if all of a sudden, you know, life really throws a curveball at me, I can sell books. Yeah. They retain value. Some of them.

Alright. Anyway. I'm gonna keep digging and trying to figure out what I was gonna talk about earlier. It's making me crazy that I can't remember what it was. Welcome to the show, the Victor Will program.

As I scroll for content, you know, lots of negativity floating around. I found one place you could find something just kinda fun and cheery every day. Eastidahoneews.com. That's right my friends down the hall. I was looking through the features on their website.

They got a section called, you have to see this. It's got an exclamation point at the end. You have to see this. The most recent post I'm glad I don't have young kids because then they'd be wanting me to do this. This guy made a, Hot Wheels track going all over the inside of his house from inside to outside.

Who has the time for this? You know, making me feel pretty lazy. I can't bring myself to pick up a guitar and play it. This guy, you know, going all out to create a roller coaster track for his Hot Wheels cars and make his kids, you know, days just way more exciting than I could possibly imagine if I had little ones around. Alright.

Well, let's skip that. Alright. Couple gets married at Cheez It Citrus Bowl with a Cheez It mascot officiating. Well, you know, brutal beef and liquid cheese themed wedding. That that's romantic.

Right? Cheez Its? I'm I'm not a big Cheez It guy. I don't know what it is. It's that particular texture and flavor.

Just just not my thing. How about a, like, Doritos mascot? Come on. Well, at least it's, you know, fun and positive. Right?

There's another dad going all out for Christmas creating a polar express train for his daughter and friends to ride in. Again, who are these parents? Overachievers? Oh, good for you. Now wait.

You have to see this. Python found snuggled up in couch cushions. Okay. You know, I wait a minute. Didn't need any nightmare fuel to kick off a Thursday.

Oh, and now I'm feeling shamed. Grandma completes 1,575 push ups to set a world record for most push ups in an hour. How many days would it take me to do 1,575 push ups? It would take a long time. Ugh.

I really need to start exercising. It it's a good idea. You younger people. Yeah. Start while you're young.

Gets a lot tougher when you're, you know, an empty nester and you're like, alright. My time has come to sit back on this recliner and watch TV and play video games and feel no shame, then I see this grandpa do, you know, 1500 push ups in an hour. Thanks a lot, granny. From the pinnacle to the pit, ghost on Kay Bear. Alright.

Come on, ghost. Hook it up. Give us some new music. It's been a long time. No cover songs either.

Let's, hear something brand spanking new. It's what I wanna hear. Speaking of new music, if you're looking for new tunes, Peach has got you hooked up weekday afternoons at 5 with it's so new. Yeah. New music every day right here on k Bear.

He recently played the new one from Architects, which I just got a call about while I was playing another newer track from the band. So I'll get that on the show later on. Phone lines are working again. So we're we're back to business as usual. If you need to get ahold of me, 208 535-1015, the number to call.

Okay. What else is going on online here? Somebody asked the question if somebody offered you a $1,000 because you're ugly. What's the appropriate response? Thanks.

Got any more money to throw away? Wouldn't it be nice if, you know, you could just post a picture of yourself and get a grand because the internet did not like your appearance. You know, I haven't shaved in a while. Haven't cut my hair. I'm looking kind of rough.

Any rich people out there, you know, just looking for a, you know, kind of, rude way to dole out your cash, I'll sign right up. Look at my face. Look at this face. I could definitely take a pretty ugly picture of myself. I could do it.

Well, people are responding. I'll still be ugly next week if you need me then. Yeah. Sure. Get paid a grand a week just because you look a little funky.

I was talking about a side hustle earlier. I've gotta figure that one out. Need more dough. It's never easy. You know?

Never easy to make yourself an extra grand, is it? K. Well, I'm currently working on digging up some freak news. So give me a few. We'll get to that.

I'm sure there there has to be some stupid news floating around out there. Hopefully, something not relating to politics because that's that's how it's been for, like, a year. All of the dumb news, political and, you know, people just get nuts even if it's funny. You know? Somebody's gonna get bothered.

So wish me luck. Freak news in a few. Alright. Let's dig into some stupid news. It's freak news time morning.

Here we go. Alright. This is stupid news to me. Does anything dealing with frightening creatures? I think it's stupid that these things exist.

Over in, of course, Australia, a bigger, more venomous species of the deadly funnel web spider has been found. They're calling them big boys. Oh, jeez. A spider named big boy. He can get up to about, 2 inches long.

Totally new species. Dark, glossy, and large. Some of the most dangerously venomous spiders for humans. I guess the antivenom is effective against these things, but still, you know, a regular old funnel web spider can kill an adult. So the larger, more frightening ones I'm sure there's some reason we need to keep them around.

There's some kind of hideous insects in Australia that these big boys are taking care of, but, I don't think I'll ever visit Australia. It it just sounds terrifying. Speaking of terrifying, make sure to keep an eye on your children's day care. 2 Georgia women who ran a day care service recently arrested after it was discovered they were giving children, large doses of Benadryl and Melatonin before nap time. Alright.

I would imagine if you run a a day care center, It's gotta be kind of exhausting. Kids, you know, they're loud and they're, you know, kinda gross sometimes. And when you just need a little bit of peace and quiet, it's like, please take a nap. Come on. Take a nap.

But I'm sorry. You can't just load them up on drugs. K. Even your parents, you can't do it. Alright.

It's not right. Send them for a jog or something. I I don't know. Read them a story. Sure.

How about some blackout curtains? Make it dark in the room. Works for me. You know, at this point in life, if it's dark in my living room and I'm in that recliner, there's a good chance I'm headed toward nap time. So maybe try that route rather than Benadryl.

Alright. Well, we got another article popping up promoting my favorite museum. I've never been to this museum, but I would go if I visit the Grand Canyon again and I have to head through Williams, Arizona. We've talked about the poosium before. What else is there to see in Williams?

Right? Who cares about the Grand Canyon when you've got the poosium right across the street from the zipline. Zipline or the poosium? Which one are you gonna go to? The poosseum is free.

I like their, ads on the front of the museum to try to get people to come in. Number 1 for fossilized. Number 2, They got a, dinosaur droppin' dookie. And they've got the world's largest coprolite, which that's fossilized poop in case you were wondering. The world's largest.

Alright. Yesterday, I was trying to think of vacation destinations. How about it? How about a trip to AZ? Forget Sedona and Phoenix when you've got Williams in the poosseum.

It's free. There you go. Those kids that don't wanna take a nap, maybe take them on a trip to the poosseum. Now wander around there for a while. I don't know.

That that might actually be pretty exciting to a child. Finally, avoid natural waters. I'm saying it again. There's this Italian model. He was enjoying the Indian Ocean on a, holiday to the Saquels.

And all of a sudden, he gets attacked by an octopus. Yeah. Forget sharks. He got attacked by an octopus. It wrapped itself around him and dragged him underwater.

And then he was all messed up after that. Wrapped 8 limbs around the guy. Yanked him underwater. He did manage to escape but Yeah. He's got, marks all over his body from the, you know, the suckers that those octopus have on their limbs.

Why do people go into natural waters? Somebody got mad at me for saying that online the other day, when we pointed out, you know, somebody gets bit by a shark and they just get right back to it. There's just too many stories like this. Alright? You wouldn't catch me stepping foot in even the most pristine east Idaho lake.

I don't know what's in there. I mean, it's not gonna be an octopus. Maybe it is though. You know, if they're finding new species of spiders in Australia. What's in these, high altitude lakes and things like that?

We could have all kinds of weird beasts in there. I don't know. I don't trust I don't trust areas that I can't see around me. You know? I'm not gonna go out in the dark in the woods either.

There's giant cats out there. They were at people to pieces very rarely, but that would be my luck. Cat guy killed by giant cat. I could not win if it came to getting attacked in the woods. K Bear DJ mauled by bear.

Over the top cat guy killed by mountain lion. That would be my luck. You know, or what what if he got killed by a deer? You know, that'd be kind of embarrassing, wouldn't it? Because even though it's easily, possible to get killed by a deer, I think people would laugh.

You know, dude, you hear about Victor? He got he got killed by a deer. Like a deer, dude. What's up with that? What a what a weakling.

Dude, they have gigantic antlers. Just stab right through you. Would you rather be killed by a deer or an octopus? They both don't sound very good. Yeah.

Okay. Anyway, there's my nightmare fuel for the day. Maybe you're not afraid of octopus, but, I mean, they can shift their shape. They're very frightening and bizarre creatures, and they're really smart too. Yeah.

Can be trusted. Alright. There's your daily dose of freak news. Catch it weekday mornings right around 7:50 ish right here on the Victor World Show. We'll be back.

I really think I need a nap. I'm having some, extra bad forgetfulness today. I had something else. I'm like, alright. I'm ready to talk about it.

Let's roll. Then all of a sudden, I'm listening to the end of vice grip by Parkway Drive, and I was like, what what was I gonna talk about? Who was I gonna dig into? I don't know. Oh, yeah.

That's right. I was going to offer up some good advice to people in East Idaho who plan on traveling in the next few months, especially after May 7th. Alright? TSA has confirmed an official deadline for the Real ID requirement. So it's gonna be mandatory.

If you wanna go through the airport, you have to have, if you're an Idaho resident, a star card if you're a resident of another state. I don't know. They may call it some kind of different thing. Generally, they do have the star on the corner of your ID in most states. But, yeah, it's the, real ID compliant identification.

So you gotta get this. You know, if you've been putting it off forever, sorry. If you wanna go through the airport as of May 7th, you are going to have to do so. Now how long it gonna be before the conspiracy theories start popping up? I mean, it is just a slightly different ID that you had to give a little bit more identification to get.

Right? I mean, that that's it. It's not like they're gonna stick a microchip in here or something like that. Correct? Anyhow, at Beaches.

Beaches, do you have your real ID compliant identification card? I think I've had it since I moved here. Okay. Star card? Yeah.

Pick one up when you got an Idaho ID? Yeah. Yeah. It's on there. Alright.

You're good to go. Just wanted to let you know, May 7th. My license expires on my birthday this year. Oh, well gonna do a picture. I have hair in the photo, throwback throwback, yeah, throwback Thursday.

There you go. Now you get the new one with the shaved head and beard, Yeah. Look a lot more tough. What what hair color did they put on the ID if you're bald? Did they put BLD?

No. They just put whatever your real hair color would be, I think. For some reason, like You just put it down. So you could put, I guess, whatever color you want. No.

The lady last time fought with me about it. She was like, it's brown. I'm like, no. It's blonde, you dummy. I've had blonde hair since I was, you know, not a wee lad, but, you know, a little little littler lad.

Well, you know, I I guess color could be a little bit subjective. You haven't seen Borat, but there's a, there's a great portion in that where he's arguing about the color of his suit. And this suit is gray. There's also the whole dress photo online. It's black and blue.

It's pink and gold. Team black and blue. But I I thought it looked, well, it's been a long time. I thought it was kind of a blue dress. This is apparently a hot topic.

Alright. Kay Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? I'm topic.

Alright. Kay Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? This is Karen.

Karen, what's up? Oh, I was just calling to say something about, obviously, the star card. I've heard about it, but isn't that what a passport is? Now I think you can still use your passport. You still can't.

Yeah. That's that's what I was told. It's either the passport or you have the star on your ID. Yeah. I didn't scroll through the, the article far enough to see if they address passports, but I guess, yeah, if you don't have a passport and, just have a regular, driver's license or identity card, you'd have to upgrade it to the star card.

Yeah. You can use a, passport. It does say here. So Yeah. I was gonna say because I'm pretty sure it's it's, like, ridiculously hard to get yourself a passport.

You you have to have, like, 6 forms of ID. Oh, yeah. It it was pretty crazy. And, my passport, I'm so mad every time I look at it because you think a driver's license photo's bad. You know, the the photo on my passport, it looks like I've been, like, partying for about 5 months straight.

That's not the person's fault. That's just you. No. It was their fault. They could have retaken the photo.

The lighting was all crappy. It looks bad. I I wouldn't be surprised if it any entry into a new country, they're like, stop. You're clearly a criminal. Can't you upload your own photo of your passport, or can't you, like, tell them, like, here's my photo for the passport?

I thought you I thought you could could provide your own photo for the passport itself. But I think it has to be taken by I think I got one. Yeah. It has to be taken by, like, a specific Like a notary? Well, not a notary, but, like, an authorized photo, you know, for passport Yeah.

Passports place. Yeah. I all I remember could be a b a b. Right? Just send your picture in, then you could send your picture of anybody.

Yeah. Yeah. No. I I remember they had to do it, and they did it with a digital camera. I was thinking about using that picture of AI Brad Pitt in the hospital as my photo.

But yeah. It's like, what? Can I retake that? They're like, nope. Like, I I look horrible in that picture.

I look awful. Then you need to go to a different DMV to get yours or because they've let me retake mine before. Yeah. I think I did mine at the post office. They should have yelled, don't you know who I am?

Yeah. I think I did it at the post office if I remember right. It's been a long time. To do that at the post office. That because I think You could also do it at Walgreens, I think, or something like that.

I keep seeing on the on the sign to get your passport photos here or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. You're prob you're I think you're right, Peaches. So wherever I went, it was the wrong place because it's the worst photo I've ever seen on any form of ID.

And it's bigger than a driver's license. You gotta upload it now. You gotta put it on the KBR page. It's it's bad. I think I might even have it, in my truck.

So now Well, thank you, guys. You guys rock. Hey. Appreciate it. You're rock station.

Really appreciate it. Thanks for, bringing up the passport thing because I may not have thought to, mention that. So Thank you. Yeah. Have a good one.

Kay Bear, you are live on the show. Who's this? I'm Dawson. I'm calling about the passport thing. I got my passport at Walgreens as well.

Perfect. They didn't let me retake my picture either, and I look like I've been I'm kinda kinda like the guy I've been partying for about my entire life. Yeah. I, like, got bags under my eyes and, like, just look miserable. Is it the lighting?

Is that how I think that the lighting is part of the problem. It's it was so bad. Yeah. It looked like a looked like a mugshot. Like, a mugshot after you woke up after being arrested for I I don't know what.

Like, day drinking or something because, I mean, I just look like I have been up for hour like, for days, months even. I mean, it's bad. Yeah. And I I asked them too. I was like, hey.

Can we redo this? And they're like, no government stuff, blah blah blah. I'm like, come on. I'm try I I if I if I leave, I'm not gonna be able to come back because you guys are gonna think I'm just a or something. Like I know.

Do me a favor here. When I was flying into Mexico, I'm like, they're they're gonna pull me aside when they see this photo. Yeah. I trust them to be like, hey. What are your intentions in my country?

Like, dude, I'm just here for to hang out. I promise. I just wanna sit on the beach, man, and read a book. I I swear. Right.

Yeah. I think it's gonna cause the least amount of trouble anywhere. I'm not headed to the red light district in Tijuana. I just wanna relax. I know.

That's right. Well, appreciate the call, man. Black. Yeah. Hope you have a good day today.

Hey. You too. Bye. Peace. I can't believe this is lighting up every phone line.

I think people are hungry to call after our phone line is being down for a long time. Too. I mean, you you should've taken listener complaints that one time. Well, maybe maybe we'll do it later later on the show. We'll see.

Sweet. I'm I'm kinda tired, so I don't know if I feel like it, but we'll see. K Barry, you're live on the show. Who's this? Hey, Zach.

How are you doing? Zach, good. What's up? Hey. I got two things for you.

So the post office actually offers, to do passport photos for you. They turn out a bit better than Walgreens. I swear that's where I had mine taken. So if if Walgreens is worse, I can't imagine how bad my photo would've turned out. Then, with this star card, that's being imposed on all Americans that wanna wanna fly.

Right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could use your passport, but, yeah, if you wanna go through airport security as of May 7th, you gotta have the real ID compliant, identification. I'm checking mine again because I know I have a storm.

To give you a little conspiracy theory there, and it's a little bit of a dark one. There was once a peoples that were imposed upon identification with a star. You yeah. That does sound That works out too well for those guys. But, you know, this isn't this isn't singling out any person.

You do have a star card, Peaches. Just got the star at the top right. Picture. Let's go off of that one. Oh, you look pretty different.

Americans, isn't it? What's that? It is singling out Americans, isn't it? I I yeah. It is singling out Americans and for traveling, within the country, but it's still For traveling and also, but you still Like illegal immigrants that don't have the ability to do a star card.

It's singling them out. Are, you know, I, I guess, you know, if you're a legal immigrant, you know, you've entered the country, you know, through the proper channels. I, I don't know how, you know, identification cards work, you know, if I would assume there's gotta be some type of card, that they can issue so folks can travel. But, did Lieutenant Crane answer this question? He, Lieutenant Crane might have some more information on it during traffic school tomorrow.

But, I mean, to me, it's just a, because to get it, you just have to give them more identification, I, I guess. I mean, we're already required to have a regular ID to, to travel. So, but I, right, right. You know, it's probably my conspiracy angle is, you You know, if I can think of a conspiracy for it, it's just the government trying to make extra money by forcing everybody to get a new ID even if you just got one a while back. Oh, absolutely.

All those lines at the DMV are gonna be awful too, aren't they? They well, they always are. But no. But around here, it's not that bad because, you know, where I'm from, it's the worst thing on the planet. But I'm thinking No.

I gotta go. Okay? We hope you have a good one. Hey, you, Suzette. Appreciate it.

What were you saying, peaches? I was thinking, like, you know, April, May, we're gonna get a lot of people probably like me who are gonna go out there and, you know, wait in line one morning for, like, 3 hours to finally get the, well, I already have the real ID, but mine expires in August, and I need to get it done early. But you should, since you already have it, just be able to, you know, renew and get another new one. Can I renew online? I think with driver's licenses, you have to go in to the DMV team.

I'm gonna pull up because they have to know who I am. Yeah. They have to take a new picture and things like that. Yeah. Yeah.

I look way different as you can see. Kayberry, you're live on the show. Who's this? Justin. What's up, man?

So the I've got a little bit of information on the real ID, and the reason for the star card. It's because of the fact that some states, you don't need a whole lot of information to actually get a state identification card. Yeah. And so it it's making it universal across the country. If you have, some states like the state of Wyoming, you have to bring all that stuff in to get an ID.

It doesn't matter. But some other states like the state of Washington, you don't need to provide all of that information to get just a state identification card. And so it's it's just providing universality. That makes sense. Makes total sense to me, especially with, you know, how concerned people are about, you know, false identification and things like that.

It makes total sense to me that they'd wanna make that process more secure, and guarantee that they're issuing IDs to people, that are legit. So Yeah. And so I I worked at a bank for 3 years, and so identification is a very big thing at a bank. Yeah. As as for people who, you know, immigrated, here temporarily through a visa, they they use their passport because their passport is a Oh, yeah.

Universal form of identification, and then they'll even the the visa in the passport works as a form of identification as well Okay. For a lot of places because the visa is a US government issued, form of documentation for that individual. Makes total sense, man. Appreciate that info there because, yeah, it's something I haven't looked into. So Yeah.

Yeah. Of course. Well, hey. Appreciate you making this show smarter, man. Hey.

I I I I've never been accused to that before, but I appreciate it. It's not hard to make this show smarter. We couldn't get any lower than this. So well, appreciate it, man. Stay warm out there, guys.

You too. See you. Alright. I have a theme for you and Jay to both try for another break. Okay.

What what what is that? Is that beef jerky? It's a meat stick. Meat stick. Look at that.

That is a giant Doctor Pepper snack stick. Yeah. I like the sound of that inspired by the flavors of Doctor Pepper, and this thing's about 2 feet long. 99¢ at Grocery Outlet. I saw them right there by the register.

I'm like, this is perfect for social media content, us to eat meat sticks. Hey. And I'm always down to have some some beef. And I thought of Jade this time too. I figured he would like this as well.

He probably would. I don't you never know with him. He's kinda weird and picky with taste, but it's me. Like it. See?

It does look like a jade meat stick. We're all dancing in here. It was a dance party. Partying with electric call boy. New music, next Friday, I believe.

New track. I think it was called, like, elevator operator. I love those guys. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be great.

We have a special guest in the studio, Katie Lee from z 103. What is happening, Katie? I, I had to come and tell you guys about, 003's Idaho's number 1 baby bump one more time because Alright. Go for it. I'm gonna kick back.

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So, yeah. I'll just leave you baby bump count? Can he enter 2 years later? Victor. I got a big baby.

He's been working on it. Babies don't count. Sorry. Well, I don't need any more, you know, extra crap around my house either. I you know, my kids moved out.

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Right? Lots of them. Them. Lots of diapers, lots of wipes. And what ends up in diapers?

Crap. I was right. I mean, they don't come prefilled. You you better just stop there. Alright.

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Can can the dude settle down a little bit? Made a couple people mad on the socials last night. I was scrolling socials. And, apparently, Mark Zuckerberg has become the 2025 face for, modern masculinity. So so cringey.

If Mark Zuckerberg is the face of something, you know it's reached Pete Cringe. So I I maybe talked about this a tiny bit, but until I saw Mark Zuckerberg talking about the struggles of the men. I don't know. I guess I didn't think too much about it because I figured okay. What?

We got Andrew Tate whining online. How anybody takes that guy seriously or looks up to him, I will never be able to fathom. So I posted on my Facebook page last night, whining about your masculinity being repressed has gotta be the least manly thing I've ever seen. Because, seriously, I see these comments from time to time about how men are being repressed. And I I just think about it and go, how?

How? Okay. Like, my truck has not been repossessed. Yeah. Didn't have some government entity rolling.

Sorry. Pickup trucks, especially lifted ones, no longer allowed. Yeah. Far as I know, I can still go out and, like, mow my lawn. You know, if I wanna go camping, I I haven't been banned from doing so.

You know, I've got an ax in my garage, and nobody's come to take it away, so I can't go out and chop wood. Yeah. What manly things are we no longer allowed to do? I it's a real question because, like, I had one guy chime in and I hid a bunch of posts because people were swearing. Management doesn't like us to have a bunch of, profane language on our pages.

So even our personal ones. So I might hit a few comments just because people were, using, you know, pretty foul language. But, you know, there there were a couple people that chimed in like, well, you know what's been going on. Don't pretend you don't know. And I'm like, well, nope.

I really don't know. I can still, like, play my guitar. You know? I could get up and play a live show, do some rock and roll. I'm just trying to think.

What manly things are we not allowed to do anymore? I I have no yeah. We can still grow a beard. Not all required to be, I don't know, clean shaven. Anyway, I I I just think it is, like, super super lame and cringey when I see guys like, oh, poor me because I I really don't understand it.

I legit do not understand it. And I haven't seen anyone give any good examples of manly things that we can no longer do. Well, you can post pictures of yourself holding up a fish. You know, you can go hunting. I don't know.

Can still go on down to the gun store, pick yourself up a rifle, get out and do some shooting. Yeah. Can go off roading on a 4 wheeler. Yeah. They haven't been banned.

So don't let, you know, a little bit of, internet furer and hype and mayhem get you worked up. Because I think a lot of people, they just start feeding into these things and go, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But, boy, we are being repressed. Alright. Let's see who we got on the line here. Say, K Bear, you're live on the show, and, please tread lightly. Who's this?

This is Brian. So I hope you understand that I'm gonna be facetious when I say this. Yeah. I I know how you how you work, Brian. So Alright.

But also just tread lightly, please. Yeah. That felt hurtful the way you said it. Anyway, so as men, we are no longer socially allowed to bully the mentally handicapped. Okay.

How dare they? But how is that how is, bullying people manly? To me, it's you know, you're just a you're a Well, you I will call it a jerk. Well, that that used to be a thing that people did back in the day, and now it's not socially acceptable. And people are being held accountable for it.

Mhmm. And so accountability is the dangerous part here. Yeah. I mean, to me, if you're a bully, it's it's not manly. I know.

You're just a d bag. You know? So You're you're correct. Yeah. When I think of, manly things, it's like, I don't know, wearing a flannel.

You know? Like, they they I I've still seen them for sale at Walmart. So Yeah. Yep. There's there's a YouTuber, the channel's called, Grand Thumb.

People in public call him flannel daddy. Not gonna lie. It kinda rolls off the tongue. If I was gonna make an Only Dad account Is would kinda sound like that. Is only dads a thing?

It's about to be. That sounds like a good moneymaker. So Hold on. Hold on. For the premium membership, I'll call you once a month and just say, I'm proud of you.

Now wait a minute. I don't know. Is, is that That that might not be manly, but gonna say, is letting your children know you love them, is that, is that manly? No. No.

And that's so the like, humanity is going through this, like, crystallizing event where people that went through a lot of trauma due to toxic masculinity, not because there's healthy masculinity and then there's there's toxic, generally. But, you know, one of the healthier ones nowadays that that men are going through is they are not only showing their feelings, but they're trying to be understanding and respectful. Now mind you, there is times for that, and there is is not times for that. So if my one of my kids says out in public and they start throwing a fit about not being able to do something, if I just start screaming at them instead of trying to understand why they are upset, you know, it's a little toxic. If I get down to their level and I say, hey, little man, what's going on?

What, like, why are you feeling like this? You know, what do I need to do to help you out? To to teach them to funnel slash manage their feelings, that is to me, that's that's positive masculinity, and that's that's empathy and understanding, and that's what some of these generations are upset with now. On a side note, I am literally passing in front of the studio right now. Oh.

Well, greetings. Greetings. I'm waving. Nice. But yeah.

Anyway, so it's I obviously said some of these things or the the intro thing facetiously, but people are afraid to be held accountable, and they want to be able to be toxic and aggressive without accountability. And we are past that stage in in humanity's evolution or progression because we have accountability devices called cell phones with cameras in them nowadays. And if you're gonna be a jerk, we're gonna put you out there. Think you put it pretty well, Brian. Appreciate the call, man.

Yeah. Alright. So I'll I'll be done saying dumb things, but, yeah, you have a good day. Also, hail Hydra. Hey.

Thanks, man. You have a good one. Peace. Yep. Bye.

Yeah. Yeah. It's kinda crazy. I know plenty of people. Like, even myself, I didn't hear till kinda late in his life very often from my dad.

You know? Like, I love you. So I always make sure to tell my kids that. You know? I think, you know, kinda how I encourage people if you're dealing with some struggles, you know, to get in, talk to a doc, get some get some help.

It's okay to talk to people. You may have seen me losing my mind over the weekend about my cat. You know? I don't think it's, in a unmanly to have and express real feelings as a human being so anyway I I just wanna remind you don't let the internet convince you that you're under attack when you aren't because every manly behavior and thing because I I don't think being a jerk is manly. Every manly activity, you can still get out and do it.

Nothing has been taken away from us. Alright? So, yeah. Go ahead. Post your pictures of yourself flexing online.

I I see those all the time. Muscular dude showing it off. Yeah. You can still do it. K?

You can show your hunting pictures. You can drive a 4 wheel pickup. You can wear a trucker cap. Alright. It's all good.

What up, peaches? I was about to ask, when do you wanna try these? I don't know. Sometime soonish Cool. I guess.

Yeah. I don't I don't have much of an appetite yet for, for meat stick, but, we gotta do it for content. Well, yeah, a nice taste test. That video could go well. I bet it's just gonna be delicious.

I mean, it's Doctor Pepper flavored beef. Well, Jade thought it would be gross. He thought it would be gross. Well and we gotta get him on the video too. Yeah.

Definitely. Yeah. For sure. So peaches, how much do you think a porta potty's worth? One of the generic plastic porta potties?

Yeah. I mean, I don't have an answer, but 2 k. 2 ks. So might be worth stealing them and trying to resell them. I mean, if you have a outhouse in your backyard, I'm not gonna say anything.

Yeah. What what about 13 of them? You're having a party, obviously. No. No.

Right. Yeah. There were some thieves in the UK that they stole a bunch of stuff from a, a construction site, like chemicals, gas, piping. Okay. That's when it's a little suspicious.

Now that stuff you could probably make money off of. You know? They might be doing some testing. Toilet bombs? Is that what you're thinking?

Something like that. Toilet bombs. Yeah. Aw, man. It might be like those people that, you know, live in the building next to mine, you know, had an explosion happen in the second story.

You know, one of the worst ways you could possibly go, I think, has gotta be on the can. You know? Poor Elvis. Now at least he was in his nice mansion. You know, Graceland.

But he's still I mean, you look like an idiot just sitting on the toilet dead. Right? You're just sitting there. But Just slouched over. You know, it's never pleasant when you have to use a porta potty.

Nobody likes it. Right? Unless you're the very first person to use it. Like, during River Fest, you know, they deliver that toilet next to the stage where we were. Oh, please don't jinx us and have someone die at this year's River Fest on the toilet.

No. No. No. No. I'm just saying it's you know, when it's freshly delivered, you're like, alright.

I can go ahead and use this, and it's not gonna be unpleasant. But then everybody at River Fest, even if you have the toilet blocked off for stage use only, they just start sneaking in and starting to use it, start stinking. Imagine if it just blew up. You find, like, oh, I I have to use it. Oh, I don't want to.

People been using this for 12 hours out in the baking sun, and then it blows up. Do you ever think, like, if you're, like, the kid of that dad who, you know, died by toilet bomb, that you would never wanna use any one of those again? Or you you would tip over an outhouse every time you see it? You're just disgusting. It would give you, like, a missile drop kick, you know.

I hate I hate homicide. Porta potties. I hate them. I asked chadgpt what are the most embarrassing ways to die. Okay.

Death by vending machine, getting crushed while angrily shaking a vending machine that ate your dollars And that has happened to people. Vending machines are pretty heavy duty. Choking on a hot dog during a speed eating contest. Has someone died from that? I'm sure.

Probably. It's it's a dangerous thing to do to eat that many hot dogs all in one sitting. Yeah. Yeah. Speedy eating in general is dangerous.

Slipping on a banana peel. That would be the worst. You'd be on every radio station nationwide. Radio DJ slipped on a banana peel, cracked his head. He's dead.

Falling into a manhole while texting? Yeah. That would be pretty bad. That that that's like something you'd see in a cartoon. Death by laughter?

Can you laugh yourself to death? I I laughing so hard at dad at a dad joke, you can't catch your breath is what Chad GPT says. Alright. That'd have to be a pretty good joke. Haven't heard anything that made me laugh out.

Like, the best comedian ever if you get someone to die by laughing at your show. Yeah. I I think you would. Right? I think you would take Don't laugh for me to die.

Stop it. Take the crown. Sorry. This, comic is now banned from from performing, but he will always be known as the world's greatest comic. Alright.

I'm not trying to prevent you from buying merch here, but I think I might owe an apology to the movie theater in Idaho Falls. What was it, 6 months ago? When did that ghost concert film come out? I don't remember. It's been too long and my memory's garbage, and I'm extra tired today.

But after seeing the movie, which was great, highly enjoyed it, my only complaint was that I didn't think they had the volume turned up near loud enough in the movie theater. I was like, this is a, you know, live concert film. Crank it up. We're here to rock and roll. Well, I was going to purchase over the holidays.

You know, one of the DVDs or Blu rays of the ghost concert film for my girls because they really like ghosts. But as I was reading through the reviews, countless complaints about the audio being very quiet on the DVD release. I think that's just how it was mixed. I don't think it was the movie theaters fault. I think they had it at a normal volume and it it just didn't have that oomph that you would come to expect from something of that nature.

So I mean, I still eventually wanna get a copy because I can crank up my home system really loud and hopefully get it to a satisfactory level for viewing. But, you know, if you if you don't have a crushing system or something, it may be a little bit weak from what I've been reading about it, which is so weird. You know, I mean, as far as production goes, listen to Ghost's albums, things like that. I mean, they're very, very nicely mixed and, certainly not lacking in the volume front. But, yeah, it it seems to be a a common complaint with that particular release, so kind of a bummer.

But it is really good if you can find it on sale. I mean, they even have it on Amazon now. I buy it when, they got a deal going or something like that if you haven't seen it yet. It's it's very fun. Very fun.

Alright. Ice 9 kills. And I can't complain about not having new music from ice 9 kills. That song's fairly new, so I'll give him a pass for now. Alright.

You know, earlier, we talked a little bit about the people who stole porta potties. I'm assuming they thought they could make some money off them somehow. You wanna make a lot of money. What do you need to do? Well, if you're in the market for a new job, there's a Reddit thread you're gonna wanna check out.

For those earning over $10,000 per month, what do you do? Well, I've mentioned I need a side hustle. I need some more dough. These don't sound like they're gonna be side hustles, but, hey, maybe the new Victor Wilt career awaits. You know?

Would you miss me? Would you miss me? Okay. This guy says I manage developers and engineers to make meetings where we talk about the same thing and don't make any progress for years at a time. Okay.

Crane operator in the oil field. Work 13 hours a day for 20 days, then I'm off 10. Sounds kinda rough. I mean, can he crank up k Bear inside of the crane? Is there heat and AC inside of the crane?

Because, you know, I played GTA 5 many times. Most people hate those missions where you gotta move the, you know, the big, train cars and such with the crane. I think I'm down. But man. Can you imagine you make a mistake?

It's probably why you make pretty good dough. Arborist? Really? Well, you are probably climbing trees. Dangerous.

You know, you're climbing trees with a chainsaw. Alright. I think that one's out. I'm way too clumsy. Air traffic controller.

I've seen Breaking Bad. Stressful. Stressful job. And if you screw up, bad things happen. Nope.

Don't need that kind of responsibility. Operator at a nuclear power plant. Yeah. Nope. Nope.

Again, too much responsibility. Okay. An exterior cleaning company. They do window cleaning, gutter cleaning, and pressure washing. They may die $20 just last month.

Alright. Depending on the time of year. Might be able to handle that. I mean, you are gonna have to get up on a ladder. And you know how many people die falling off ladders?

Oh, man. Dying, cleaning windows. I mean, dying on in a porta potty is worse, but doesn't sound that great. Oh, put people to sleep for surgery. Too scary again.

Gotta be, you know, on point with that. Because you you gotta make sure you give people enough anesthesia. But you gotta make sure you don't give them too much. Right? Because if you give them too much, dead.

Don't give them enough. Then they're sitting there and they're awake for the surgery, but they can't say anything. You know, like the world's worst horror movie. You're just kinda trapped. And they're just, you know, cutting into you, laughing.

I would assume they're laughing and cracking jokes. Right? I've never been in a surgery room where I was awake while something was happening, but I assume you Yeah. They're probably making fun of you. You know?

Look at look at this guy. Let's see. Emergency medicine. Yeah. Anything to deal with being a doctor.

It's just too much responsibility. Where's the easy way to make $10 a month? So far, I ain't seeing anything. Dog groomer? That sounds like it could be tough.

Tougher than you'd think. I mean, I got cats. Right? You you know this. I don't need I probably didn't need to point that out.

But one of my cats who is no longer with us, Mia, as she got really old, she was unable to really clean herself so her fur would get all matted up. I'd try to keep her brush, but it would just happen. So, you know, have you ever tried to shave a cat? I think that's why the vet puts them to sleep or, you know, gives them anesthesia prior to surgery. You know?

Because you you try to shave a cat. They don't like it. Alright? I I think it goes against their instinct to willingly accept just being shaved. Maybe if you do it enough times.

Dog groomer? $10 a month? I mean, people will pay whatever to take care of their little pets. So far, I think that's the best of the bunch is dog groomer. Yeah.

You just give them a haircut. Give them a bath. Alright. Let's see here. This guy says he takes people on dates to provide companionship.

You just go hang out with people, and that's it. Like, okay. We're gonna go out to dinner, and then you go home. Like, you don't have to worry about anything. No expectations.

Just we're gonna hang out here to keep you company. I'm pretty good at yapping for the, you know, for the most part. 10 g's? I might have to exit the radio business and get into the hanging out with people business. That's pretty good.

How do you do you even get into that business? Well, anyway, private chefs. Yeah. Draw maps for d and d and sell them through patreon. Well, you gotta have drawing skills.

Pilot. Way too much stress. Lie on Reddit. There you go. That that's how you make $10 a month.

Yeah. You just lie on Reddit and claim to. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.