#0229 - Keep Your Dirty Hands Away From Me - 08/05/2025

Wish it was, like Friday, but, you know, it's not Monday. So that's right. I know this thread is going to gross me out, so I don't know why I'm gonna get into it. But, figure if I'm gonna get grossed out to start the day, might as well share that joy with everyone. You know?

What is extremely unhygienic, but everyone seems to do it anyway? The very first response grossed me out. I've seen it a million times, and that's what made me decide. I guess I'll talk about this. Hopefully, the rest of it's as disgusting, but not too disgusting.

You know? I would imagine there will be some things I'm gonna have to tiptoe around. Right out of the gate, people making your lunch in gloves to keep the germs off the food, then they take your dirty cash with the clean gloves. And then they go back to handling food. You ever seen people do that?

There is an unnamed restaurant. Not gonna throw them under the bus, but it's a very popular restaurant in town in Idaho Falls. That's that's as far as I'm gonna narrow it down. And I was there eating one time and I was watching, you know, one of the servers handle a bunch of cash, ringing people up. And then somebody wanted some pie and she just grabbed the slice of pie with her bare hands and put it on a plate.

I used to run a shop in Burley where I handled cash all day. And if you've handled cash and then washed your hands and watched the black sludge, just pour off of your hands. You would never touch anything after touching cash again not any not anything you're gonna put in your body anyway cash is nasty nasty dirty you don't know where it's been all right Oh, okay. What else do we have here? Licking your fingers when counting money or turning pages.

Now, if it's a nice clean new book, I mean, I I'd still say, I don't know. Just moisture up a bit. How dry are your hands? You know? Get some lotion.

But licking your fingers when counting money? Oh, that goes back to that handling cash thing. It has anything to do with money. It's just gross. Ugh.

Okay. Let's see. I hate touching sticky condiment bottles at a restaurant table. I catch up. Yeah, but nah, I, I don't, it's probably unhygienic, but you know, if you're not licking your hands afterward, like you're turning the pages of a book or counting money, you know, just don't put your hands in your mouth after touching.

I guess you probably would grab your burger after that. Man. I I don't wanna be like freaking out about every little thing turn into, like, total germaphobe because I'll certainly grab the bottle of whatever, you know, ketchup or whatever at the restaurant, pour it on the food, and then eat the food with my hands. You don't know whose filthy hands have touched that bottle oh let's see a lot of people don't wash their hands when they arrive somewhere after using public transport I wash my hands a lot if there's one thing that came out of the pandemic it's me washing my hands I I don't want to get sick I always manage to pick crap up I got sick over the weekend have no idea why no idea where I caught it okay people you know using the public restroom and not washing their hands All of this comes down to people's dirty hands, doesn't it? People are filthy.

Wash your hands. Let's see. Someone wrote, using the bathroom while you're on your phone, and they said, I'm currently using the bathroom while on my phone. They currently using the bathroom while on my phone. They used a different word than you using the bathroom.

They used one word that I can't say on air. Yep. Well, wash your hands before you touch your phone again. I, this is all just dirty hand stuff. Isn't it?

Okay. May maybe I, oh, see, this person says I always wash my hands before unloading the dishwasher and putting clean dishes away. And according to a previous post on Reddit, that's apparently super weird. I do that. What?

If I'm gonna have people over, I'm not gonna serve them food on, you know, some plate that I had my filthy hands all over. No. You're gonna wash your hands. The dishes are clean. Oh, feel like I need to wash my this board in here.

Oh, it's probably disgusting. We got somebody calling, see what they want. Welcome to a hygiene one zero one. Who's this? Corey.

Corey, what's up? You're live on air. Keep that in mind. Yeah. What's really nasty is you go to the bar and they, mix your drinks, and then they grab that fruit and squeeze it in there.

There's really no law against, or for them to keep that fruit clean. I don't think. Yeah. You're probably right. I mean, the bartender does not wash their hands before they grab a lemon or, you know, whatever, put it in your drink.

Do they? Yeah. Just the other day. Yeah. Just the other day, I had a blue moon with an orange in it.

And, Yeah. I don't know how much cash the, the bartender had handled before that. Couple grand worth. Oh, man. Alright.

Well, I'm glad you pointed that out to me. I'll just go, fruit free at the bar from now on. Alright. Well, you have a good one. You too, Corey.

Good to hear from you, man. Yep. Bye. Peace. Oh, man.

I'm I'm gonna be just a full on germaphobe by the end of this break here. Let's see. This is a niche thing, but when I worked at McDonald's, I was manager for a bit. At one point during training, there was a video about safe handling procedure for the happy mill go gerts. I was confused, like, you know, you just put the tube in the box, move on.

No. You have to wear gloves. Yep. Probably. Who knows where your dirty hands have been when you're gonna hand that to a kid.

Kids put the go go in their mouth. Yeah. Makes sense. Go McDonald's. Let's see.

Putting your filthy suitcase on your bed. That's not that's not that bad. I mean, how how dirty does your suitcase get? I guess, you know, depending on how much you travel. Unwashed produce from the grocery store.

What everyone washes their produce, right? If you don't, you should wash your stuff, wash off your fruits and veggies before you eat them. They could be covered with all kinds of stuff. Plus whose dirty hands put that stuff out. What you think that people working at the grocery store are washing their hands before they put all that fruit out?

No. They expect you to wash the fruit. You gotta wash their dirty hands stuff off that fruit. All right anyway I've I've I've had it with this this is making me, disgusted so we'll end that I'll find more crap to talk about all right morning back in a minute oh I was just talking to jd jd his filthy hands have fun digging in the dirt buddy wash your hands when you're done anyway sup people you having a good morning so far I'm not gonna talk about more filthy things j d was talking to me about casinos thinking about those dirty machines nobody you know washing their hands okay sorry I'll move on weirdest thing that people have found cleaning up after festivals or concerts this is probably gonna be gross too If you're cleaning up after a festival or concert, you should definitely wash your hands. Okay.

Yeah. Right out of the gate. Apparently, people find I I said I wasn't gonna be gonna be disgusting, but apparently, that's the way this show's gonna go today. Somebody's talking about Dookie, finding lots of Dookie at at shows, in a sock, in a saucepan, in a sleeping bag. Nasty.

Let's see here. I'm I'm trying to kinda scan this before, you know, reading what people have to say. Okay. One day, I found a bloody knife and blood all over the grass after a festival. That's great.

Apparently, the cops had no idea about anybody being stabbed or anything. No hospitals in the area came in with a stab wound. No dead bodies with a stab wound in the last week. What? Don't bring a knife to a show.

Don't they, you know, scan people on the way in? Shouldn't be able to get a knife into a show. Let's see here. A small bottle of breath freshener that turned out to be oh, LSD. How'd they figure that out?

Wouldn't you just throw it away if you're cleaning up after a show? No. I I I think I could use a little bit of fresh breath. Don't just, dig into mysterious bottles of liquid you find at concerts. That's like drinking stranger water, which, you know, I'm not necessarily opposed to when you're really thirsty.

What are you gonna do? Stranger water. Yeah. What is stranger water it's somebody else's water that they just left behind and you're like I I'm so thirsty I really need some of that stranger water yeah you would think as a person who's like wash your hands don't do any I've been really thirsty before and been like I don't care whose water this is I'm drinking it that's a bad idea all right let's see what else do did people find at shows well that was kind of boring they're just talking about the stuff you would expect like lighters keys jewelry oh cash dirty cash now I can understand keeping cash okay Long as you wash your hands after you put it in your pocket. Is that gonna be all I talk about today?

Wash your hand Peaches, when you get in here before you come anywhere near me, wash your dirty hands. Alright. Let's see. Someone found a prosthetic leg filled with mini liquor bottles with a phone number written on it that just said call me if found or don't. I think if you found somebody's, prosthetic leg, you should call the number.

Be like, I got your leg, but I I kept the little bottles of the mini, you know, the mini bottles of booze. Somebody found a gun at a show? Jeez. I mean you would think if you go through the effort of sneaking something like that in you keep track of it but don't do that k don't sneak a gun into a show and certainly don't do it at the airport because then you're just causing everyone else to have to wait even longer dealing with the TSA. All right.

I suppose that's enough of that for now. I'll see what else I can find though. All right. Be back in a minute. We're gonna hear some young blood and then JD, of course, wanted if you want blood.

So even though he was, you know, grossing me out and he probably has dirty hands. Just playing, JD. We'll go ahead and, bust some of that out in a minute too. Alright. I'll be back.

What's up, my people? How's it going? I hope good. Alright. Already after seven.

I like a day that's moving by quick. Got a lot to do. Got a lot to do around here. Tomorrow morning, I have to get a root canal. So half of the show will be, prerecorded.

And even though I've had, like, many root canals, it still sucks knowing you're gonna have to go have that done. You know? Especially at 8AM. It's just too early. Too early for that kind of crap.

Anyway. Sorry. We're just gonna talk all unpleasant things today. Gross stuff at shows, washing hands, getting your teeth drilled into alright. Let's see what else we got here.

Things that are insanely overpriced, but people keep paying for it. Now that's just gonna make people mad because everything's overpriced right now, as we all know. All right. I swear I had something specific I was gonna talk about, but I don't know what it was. I mean, one thing I do wanna say is I think that at different times of the day, the speed limit should be different, namely before 6AM I think you should be able to go like I don't know on main roads not not in neighborhoods but you know let's say like Sunnyside and Woodruff I think you should be able to go like 20 miles per hour faster There's nobody out.

You know, it's there's some people out, but come on. I got stuck behind the slowest people today on my way to work, and inevitably, that leads to hitting every single red light. I was so annoyed. Sorry. Just, I don't know why that popped into my head, but I do recall on the way here being like, come on.

Go faster. Even though I would never go over the speed limit. K? I wouldn't do it. I'm just saying I think you should be able to at certain hours of the day.

Maybe I'll ask lieutenant Crane his thoughts about that during traffic school powered by the advocates on Friday morning. If you've never listened to that show, it's me hanging out with a cop and listeners call and ask us questions. Sometimes it goes completely off the rails. You know? Last Friday show was insane.

We had one guy call or maybe it was a woman, and she said that her grandmother who was in wheelchair loved to ride in the back of the truck so they would strap her wheelchair down and they were asking if that's illegal and apparently you can do that. It it doesn't sound like a great idea, but grandma really enjoyed the wind through her hair. And then we had this, this woman named Ravonda call, and she was completely unhinged arguing with lieutenant crane about, drinking while driving. Yeah. You never know what's gonna happen on that show.

It's crazy, and it's award winning. The winner of the Idaho State Broadcasters Association award for best talk show many, many years in a row. Alright. Anyway, that's Friday mornings, 08:45AM. You should check it out.

I don't know how I missed this news, but, I mean, I knew that new King of the Hill was coming soon, and I'm stoked on that because pretty much anything Mike Judge is good. You know Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butthead? Well, King of the Hill, another great show from back in the day making its return to Hulu, and apparently, they dropped a whole season yesterday. How did I miss that news? I mean, I don't know if I would have got around to watching any last night or not, but it's good to know that it's floating around out there.

I'm very interested to see if they can, you know, live up to the old episodes. Like, Beavis and Butt Head's newer episodes over the last decade, hit and miss, some of it great. The only thing that I didn't like, I guess, about the newer Beavis and Butt Head's was when they did do, like, music video reactions. They seem to be down with, a bunch of stuff that the Beavis and Butthead when I was a kid would not have been fond of. They were too nice.

Too nice saying that, you know, a variety of, I won't throw any particular artists under the bus but, you know, a variety of pop artists that I think are only okay and that's only because I'm much older. Maybe that's what happened. Beavis in my head got older like me. I'll throw on some pop jams sometimes. You know?

Just happens. Anyway, getting sidetracked here. King of the Hill, back for its fourteenth season, and, I think little body's a little bit more grown up. I don't know. Should be, should be fun to check out anyway.

So if you're lucky and, you you have nothing to do today, you know, just throw that on and sit around. I think that's what I'd be doing if I was home. Like, my plan tomorrow is to come back to work after I get a root canal. That's the plan. I don't know if that's actually gonna happen.

You know, I always think these things aren't gonna be that, you know, that brutal, but I might end up at home watching, King of the Hill. We'll see. So just wanted to let you know that's out there. Sorry. I was trying to clear my throat here.

Jeez. Didn't get the mic turned off in time. Hold on. I'm gonna take a drink of my cool refreshing polar seltzer. Probably just make things worse.

Okay. We've talked about these apps before, these tracking apps. Like, I have one on my phone. Let me see what it's called. It's called Life three sixty.

Alright? Now my kids were the ones who actually told me about this, which is funny because most kids probably wouldn't want their parents to know about such an app. But it's it's basically just an app that shows me where they are all the time. And they're like, it'd be really cool if you added us on this app. I'm like, you want me to be able to track you all the time?

Just, you know, find out where you are. And as a parent, it's kinda nice. You know? Like, if I want to, call home or something, I can see if they're at work. Don't have to bug them.

You know? But I was reading this post online about, this couple, and, they agreed to share their location for safety reasons, you know, or if they lose their phone or something like that. And, I don't know. I I can get it, but also, to me, it would be kinda weird. Like, I I think my kids can track me all the time.

I I don't know. I might not have my location enabled, but I don't know. In a relationship, that just sounds kinda overbearing to me. You know, I'd my I don't go very many places so it's not like I'm worried about it but this couple you know, now every time that one of them leaves the other one's like where are you going? What are you doing?

Where are you at? I think if you've got somebody who wants to track you everywhere you go, that's a red flag in a relationship. You gotta trust each other. So you know as they go on in the, post here you know they start accusing each other of cheating and blah blah blah. You know?

Because where where are you where are you at? I don't recognize that location. Sounds to me like these people need to break up. Is this another, here I guess I tend to leave this comment on a lot of these posts. Dumper.

It's either dump him or dump her. Alright. Left my opinion on that one. Yeah. You know, again, you gotta trust each other.

K? Gotta settle down a little bit, but it is a nice apt app if you have kids. You know? I'm glad my parents didn't have that when I was young. That's for sure.

But, yeah, it's just funny that my kids as adults are like, yeah, track us everywhere we go. Alright. Sure. Anyway, yeah. Try to be in a healthy relationship.

I don't know where I was going with this. I'll be back in a minute. Okay. Let's see. I was just in the process of opening, 10,000,000,000 tabs.

So let's see if I could find the stories that I actually intended to talk about here. Where are they? Why did I open so many? What's wrong with me? Okay.

Terror aboard an air India jet from San Francisco. After cockroaches were found scuttling in the cabin. That is disgusting. Alright. Yes.

Like the other passengers, I would also have been disgusted if I saw cockroaches just running around on the airplane. Alright. They're they're gross. Now the only time I've ever seen like the gigantic cockroaches was at the airport in Mexico and I was like woah look at that. It was on the wall.

Anyway, nobody wants to think about those this time of day. Imagine being trapped in an airplane flying who knows where? India? I don't know. It says it's air India so I'm guessing it was gonna be a long flight.

What's more annoying getting delayed by, you know, cockroaches or some unruly passenger just raising a ruckus? I think I'd rather deal with, the unruly passenger myself. All right. We got a guy, 55 year old man arrested on suspicion of shoplifting. Tried to use the excuse.

Well, I'm I'm gonna pay for it later. It didn't work out for him. Don't try that one. K? You can't just go whoops.

And by the way, speaking of shoplifters, I want to throw out some shame to whoever shoplifted booze at Winco through the self checkout and then they change the rules. It's like, you know, you wanna go get yourself a beer at Winco. You used to be able to just go through self checkout it would take two seconds you leave now you have to wait in line at the regular you know cash registers for a clerk to ring it up And I I asked one of the employees. I'm like, why? Why do I have to wait behind the person with an entire cart of groceries when all of the self checkouts are open?

And it was due to theft. Dirty shoplifters. Don't be a dirtbag. Alright? Eating up my time, and my time is very valuable.

Alright. What else do we have here? Dental floss could deliver next gen vaccines. No needles required. Oh boy we're gonna have the anti flossers coming out now I'm gonna flossing my teeth I don't know what they put in that floss not gonna put that in my body well nobody likes hitting shots right It it is kind of weird.

But, you know, you knock down two tasks at once, avoid the flu. I don't know. I swear if I see anti floss Facebook posts, We will. We will once this becomes common. A fish fell from the, sky and caused a, fire and power outage.

They even have a picture of the fish in the article. They're like, look at this fish. It's all scorched up. Now what happened was, you know, you'll occasionally have weather conditions that will pick fish up into the air. I mean, fish fall from the sky sometimes, but this one just hit a power line just perfectly.

You know, it shorted out. Then a bunch of sparks fell on some you know dry brush and just burned the crap out of a rural area of British Columbia yeah that's quite the quite the scorched earth there. Oh my gosh. I think I'm gonna have to crack a cool refreshing Doctor Pepper with a little more caffeine. Need to wake myself up a bit.

Anyway alright. That's freak news. I know it wasn't that great. Sorry. I'll try harder on the next break.

K? Alright. Deal. Alright. The boys are back in town.

Imagine if I was to just play that song over and over and over again. Would that not make you a little bit crazy? I bet it would make you a little bit crazy. Well, I was just reading an article about a guy who played that song over and over on a bar jukebox until he finally got kicked out. Now some of you younger folks might not remember the old jukeboxes, the ones that had CDs in them.

There were some jukeboxes back in the day that the bartender, you know, short of unplugging it, couldn't just, you know, put a stop to what was gonna play on it. You know, these new fancy jukeboxes, the bartender basically has, complete control, and the new ones are cool because you can bring up any song in existence. But back in the day, if you wanted to be an irritant at a bar, you really had to flip through and see what they had. And I mean nothing better than throwing on, like, Pink Floyd echoes, like, five times. People get so mad.

They would get furious back in the day Because you couldn't like jump ahead, you know some of the newer jukeboxes You could be like, okay, I'm gonna pay extra make my song play next not back in the day It would just play whatever over and over and over again. And, I don't think I ever got kicked out of a bar for doing it. But, like, Pink Floyd echoes is a very long and for the most part instrumental song. How long is Pink Floyd Echoes? Hang on here.

Hang on. Because I wanna say it's like twenty minutes or something. It's really long. Twenty three minutes. Yeah is it really twenty three minute yeah so imagine you put that on a jukebox like five times and it was one song so it would only cost you know one credit it was like the best deal ever there's got to be some places out there where you could still do that you ever stumble across an old jukebox at a bar Be be a turd.

Be irritating. It's fun. I mean, you don't have to go with the twenty three minute song. You could just find the boys are back in town. Play that over and over or whatever.

But if you can get away with it, I encourage you to do so. It's harmless fun. Just a way to be annoying that's not gonna hurt anybody. Yeah. The good old days.

The good old days. Anyway, I'll be back in a second. So I'm reading this article, and I'm going, okay. Should I do this break? Is Jade gonna get mad at me?

Because I wanna read the caption from the TikTok video. It's not profanity. Okay. There's this police officer in Texas who's currently under investigation for posting a TikTok, vowing to issue tickets because she, she didn't get any action the night before. Jennifer Escalera.

You know, they put her name out there and everything. Well, it's her own fault. She posted it on TikTok. Like if you post a video online, your boss might see it. Somebody might tell your boss, especially, you know, if you're a civil servant or something like like, guaranteed.

If I posted something crazy on social media, my bosses would find out about it. Alright? I try to keep it pretty tame, pretty safe. So oh, should I read what she said in the caption? Again, it's not profanity, and it made me laugh.

It's apparently slang for, you know, getting some action, and it's popular slang with gen z. Okay. What she said was and sorry, Jade. She said, didn't get cracked last night, so everyone's getting a ticket. Alright.

I I think that was fine. You know, again, she's the one who made the inappropriate video according to, you know, residents of Houston. Yeah. Again, you gotta be careful what you post on social media. And come on now.

That's no reason to give people tickets. Alright? Hi, Peaches. Hello. I don't know if you were listening to the break, but I was not I was blasting metal in the, Cannonball Studio to update the jinx show library.

Very nice. Very nice. Well, I'm I'm pretty much done with the break. So, you know, I can move along now. Nice.

Anything to report today? Not it was, Kennedy's birthday apparently yesterday. We did absolutely nothing. So yeah. That's on Jade.

Right? Isn't the, ops manager supposed to keep track of people's birthdays? I think it's supposed to be Maddie. Maddie's supposed to. Maddie's the one that decorates everybody's personal spaces.

Well, Kennedy's new. Yeah. So True. You know? We we don't wanna, you know, like, ignore the new people's birthdays, but just don't think of it, I guess.

You're not worth it. Worth it yet. Oh, you gotta earn your birthday celebration here. You gotta be here for more than I don't know. She's pretty new.

She's been here, what, a month? Like pretty much about a month? Yeah. Okay that's pretty new pretty new. Might want to let you know check see if anybody else has birthdays coming up.

The only way I know about people's birthdays is Facebook. I remember like three birthdays That's all. You know? Twenty three days from now. I know yours is coming up, but I don't remember what date it is.

Twenty three days from now. Is it, the thirtieth? The twenty ninth. The twenty ninth. And you're turning 29.

Congratulations, peaches. Thank you. You made it past the twenty seventh club. Knocking on wood. Yeah.

Alright. Careful what you post on TikTok, everybody. Your boss might see. I can't tell you what just happened, unfortunately, but I hope you're having a good morning. Some folks are having a frustrating morning.

Jeez. Maybe eventually. Yeah. We'll get the word out. Anyway, what else is going on around here?

Sorry. I was, out out of the studio for a few minutes and didn't look up, anything in particular to talk about before I left. Okay. This this could be interesting. What was banned in your house that everyone else's family allowed?

Now when I think back, my parents were pretty cool. Alright? They let me listen to whatever music I wanted. Like, I I didn't ever have to, you know, worry about getting yelled at because I had CDs that said parental advisory. You know?

When I got to a certain age and wanted to watch horror movies, they were like, alright. Sure. You know? They they were cool. But I had a lot of friends' parents that were not as cool like you know if I think of my friends when I was young like I was allowed to watch beavis and butthead a lot of my friends were not allowed to watch that south park later on new people who weren't allowed to watch that man my parents were pretty cool let's see what was banned in internet users homes the simpsons oh yeah that show's crazy I would have let my kids watch the simpsons at any age Simpsons.

Ain't that bad. Any of the, off color jokes would just go right over a kid's head. Right? I mean, it's the Simpsons MTV. I think I had friends that their parents didn't let them watch MTV.

You don't need to be listening to that vile music. And it's funny because a lot of those kids, then they grow up, and now they get mad when, you know, like, Cardi b puts out a song. How dare they put out this kind of vile music? Like, do do you not remember what we listened to when we were teenagers? I've had these arguments with people that are my age.

Very upset about the naughty music out nowadays. I'm like, didn't you listen to, like, Snoop Dogg back in the day? You're being quite the hypocrite here. Settle down. Alright?

Let's see here. What else was banned? A lot of people mentioning the Simpsons. I mean, it's the Simpsons. Is there something I missed with the Simpsons?

That show is super maybe it's because I you know, when I think of, you know vile cartoons I think of south park which by the way there's a new episode of south park tomorrow I'm very excited probably my favorite TV show of all time south park so good so good all right what else do we have here anything fun come on you nickeledon nickeledon what oh man guitar hero because, motley cruz shout at the devil was on it. Man, people some people get so weird when it comes to certain things. Let's see. My dad banned us from having a stove because he could smell the grease. We also didn't have a fridge for a long time.

Okay. Sound like dad need to, get in and talk to a therapist there. Alright. A Ouija board. I know Ouija boards are very controversial.

Alright. I don't personally believe in them. That's just me. But I know that, my my dad did not dig Ouija boards. Alright?

And it's funny because you could buy them at Walmart. You know? It's like but I mean, I had friends' parents that they were terrified of those. To me, it's like, nah, somebody's just goofing. You know?

Usually, one of the people just goofing around, but that yeah. That's just my opinion. I'm not judging. Alright. Soda.

Okay. You know, I've I've been looking more for stuff that, didn't make any sense here. Alright. Oh, some of these people they make me sad. You know?

Wasn't allowed to talk on the phone. Wasn't allowed to, have friends. You gotta let your kids have friends, people. Come on. Alright.

This this thread's getting depressing. A rare song request from Jade Davis right there. Limp Bizkit breaks stuff. Happy I could play that for you, buddy. Alright.

Sometimes the advice people look for online just makes me laugh. This one's called, I can't tell if she's dropping a hint. So this guy posts, me and a girl I work with have been texting each other every day. We call every night and watch either a movie or a show. We talk at work as well.

On Saturday, we watched Moana and stayed up till 3AM talking about life. Today, she told me how she's the only single one in her family. Last week, she said she could catch or see herself catching feelings for me. I don't know if we were talking or not. Was she trying to drop a hint?

Like, dude, should be pretty obvious. Alright? You know, you might wanna try to give her a smooch or something. I don't guys can be dumb. Sometimes, oblivious to obvious signs, but, I'd say it's looking pretty good for that guy.

Alright. Let's see, what the commenters are telling. Okay. Yeah. Couldn't be more obvious.

And then, the person who made the post responded, I'm an idiot when it comes to these kind of things. So I don't know. Everyone's just like, just ask her out, dude. Yeah. She's not dropping hints.

She's straight up throwing a parade at like Anyway, good luck to that dude. And ladies, you know, because guys are dumb sometimes it is good to just, you know, be obvious. Alright? If you're like really into it dude just let him know because he probably have no idea. Trust me.

These kind of articles make me a little bit crazy because it's about a topic that we talk about often on traffic school powered by the advocates every Friday morning, 08:45AM. Now let's talk a little bit about roundabouts. This is from, Cleveland. Roundabouts increasingly are changing the way we drive, but do they work? A, cleveland.com.

It's a show called myth busters, where you can get this question answered. There's an episode about roundabouts. They are absolutely more effective than a four way stop. I know that some people hate them. They make people crazy.

People don't know how to use them. But when used properly, I mean, they speed things up by amounts you would not believe. Just watch that episode of Mythbusters. They tested it out, you know, with rigorous scientific method. I mean, seriously, four way stops are so aggravating, especially around here nowadays because, like, 10,000,000 people decided to move to East Idaho, and we don't have the infrastructure to, handle it.

Yeah. More roundabouts. Please put them in everywhere. I'm all for it. Long as they aren't crazy like the, ones I saw in Tijuana.

Those roundabouts are frightening. I can't imagine driving around in Tijuana Mexico they've got these giant roundabouts and people just kind of just go for it it's it's crazy yeah and they're like right in the middle of the city So you know you need to cross the road. You're booking it. You're booking it. But yeah, they didn't even need to write a whole article about this.

The answer is yes. They work. They're efficient. It's the people who don't know how to how to use them. The roundabouts themselves work just fine.

Just go practice. Go hit a bunch of roundabouts. You'll get it down. Alright? You can do it.

You got this. Me and Lieutenant Crane should probably make that roundabout video. I know we've been saying so for years, but one of these days. Hope you're having a good Tuesday so far. Hope nothing crazy's going down.

Oh, it's just been a wild few weeks. Won't get into the details. Okay. What do we got here? Sorry.

I was, multitasking, listening to, country music, freshening things up over on one zero five, the hawk. Yeah. Tell your friends and family, you know, if they listen to one of those other garbage country stations in town like Kewpie, tell them to get it together. Alright? They speed up the songs.

And I don't know if you've ever heard this artist named Morgan Wallen. But when you speed up Morgan Wallen songs, like, just you know, again, if you have family or friends to listen to Kewpie, just next time Morgan Walling comes on, listen to that chimp monk just, you know, go go crazy because it sounds so ridiculous. I mean, he just has a high pitched kinda nasally voice. So when you speed it up, it sounds crazy I don't know how people listen to that it not morgan wallen but kewpie all right it sounds so bad tell them to listen to the hawk k You know that I I program kay bear pretty good. Some of you sometimes disagree, but, you know, we play a wide variety of things.

We play stuff you're not gonna hear anywhere else. That's how I do it over on the hawk too. Alright? Country radio is like a dumpster fire. K?

They they are so just ignorant of what's really popular with with fans. There's this artist named Zach Brian. He's one of the biggest artists in country music, and country radio, like, doesn't play him. Doesn't make any sense to me. So, anyway, I was plugging in some new Zac Brian and stuff on the hawk.

If you wanna hear some country music, check out that station. K? Alright. Anyway, now I gotta start working on pop music for z one zero three. Mhmm.

Lots of work to be done around here. I'm a busy busy guy and I have not even started getting the things done I need to do for next week to be able to, go help my daughter move, get out of town, so I need to get it together. Well, I guess I could, pound more instant coffee, see if that wakes me up a bit. Tedious work. Anyway, okay.

I'll I'll stop I'll stop whining. K? Alright. Let's see here. Got somebody who posted online that they are 30 years old and live with their grandparents.

They have, two different air conditioning units, one upstairs, one downstairs. They wanna keep the one downstairs at 75, but their grandpa wants it at 77 even though they never come down there. They thought it might be because of the electrical bill, but he's like, no. I want it hot in here. 77.

I mean I keep my AC both units just turned like all the way down just make it as cold as possible Wasn't great this weekend when you know I woke up thinking I had COVID was just freezing just freezing and aching kind of sucked then but now that I'm back to normal it feels great to have a nice cool place so I'll tell your grandparents you know what I'm gonna put in 73 what do you think about that no if you're not in that area of the house you know chill out a little bit or let everybody else you know chill litter literally all right I I really shouldn't multitask during the show. That's how I end up with garbage breaks like this, but maybe I'll end it on a high note. You never know. I might have something really good coming up. You know?

There's a there's a lot of interesting news like that. The vast majority of adults are stressed about grocery costs. Yeah. They sure needed to fund that poll. Of course, most people are stressed about groceries unless you're rich.

Yeah. Groceries are outrageous. I used to love going shopping. It was kind of a zen thing. You know, I just, plan it all out, go to the store, put in some headphones, do my thing.

Not no more. Now I just look at the price of some things and go, what? This is outrageous. Okay. Anyway, sorry.

Nobody wants to hear about that. See? Anyway, we'll be back. Could uptight people just, like, keep to themselves, just mind their own business, let adults be adults? I was just reading that, payment processors have been pressuring digital video game storefronts like Steam and Gog and places like that to delist adult video games, and you might be thinking of I don't know what kind of adult video games but even those kind of adult video games if you're an adult and they're legal you should be able to buy them And now they're talking about, like, delisting games like Grand Theft Auto.

We're just talking about, uptight people cracking down on, you know, things that adults should be able to enjoy. Peaches, violent video games Absolutely. Or whatever kind of video games. If they're legit and legal, if you don't like them, you don't have to you don't have to play them. I have an old copy of Leisure Suit Larry.

Woah. Also, the guy game. No. I don't have that one. That one got banned and that one's that one's rightfully banned.

Naughty naughty. I don't know if I'm familiar with that game. That one had Maybe don't tell me the details. Yeah. That one had just had a model that was a little, you know Okay.

A little too young. Jeez. So that ban that game's got That deserves to be banned. Outlawed. There you go.

Yeah. But if they're, like, games that you could buy on Steam, you know, just because these payment companies are run by I don't know, dude. Things are getting weird. You would think as time goes on Things would get better. Things would yeah.

You know, people would get to be less like we're living in the fifties or something. It's 2025, but we seem to be going backward. You know? Now they're talking about violent video games again. There have been countless studies done to show that violent video games, like, don't make people crazy.

You know? It helps out, actually. Yes. Exactly. Exactly.

It's like, horror movies. Same kinda deal. You know? I I just if you're not into something, just don't play it. The end.

Be a parent too. Like, oh, what if my kids get this? Maybe be a parent. Yeah. You know?

Parent your kids and keep an eye on what they're doing. My parents monitored me big time Well, yay. When it came to all the games I played when I was a kid. Yeah. You should keep an eye on your kids if you're concerned about the content they're getting.

And all these people, well, I shouldn't say all, but tons of these people that get so uptight about, you know, things like, naughty words in music or violent video games, they let their kids use YouTube. You can find vile material on YouTube. Like, you can find straight up nudity on YouTube. Your kids found Filthy Frank. My kids found Filthy Frank.

Alright? Exactly. We're like, don't play these video games. Don't watch these movies. But Filthy Frank was worse than anything that they could have played on a video game.

You know? Those videos are pretty funny too. You know, when my kids finally showed me Filthy Frank, I'm like, this is funny. Yeah. It's too bad Joji just went all, you know, emo and now just makes these sappy songs.

And he pretends Filthy Frank didn't exist. Like, he just doesn't wanna do the voice or anything. Well and I get it. If you constantly did a voice, it's like I mean, it'd probably mess up your throat a little bit. Think you would, like, sort of acknowledge that it's there.

Well, he didn't take the videos down. He's still getting that money. Well, if there's millions of views on those, it'd be stupid to take the all of that down. Yeah. He's collecting lots of royalties off of it.

So yeah. Maybe if he did, like, one big, like, Filthy Frank tour or something like that. Yeah. Or just yeah. Put out a pink guy album.

Yeah. You know, something. I know his fans would go crazy. Yeah. You know?

All the OGs. All the OGs. I liked yourself. You and my my daughter, Taryn. Yeah.

I bought her a copy of his book. You know? What what was it called? Ah, it doesn't matter. Anyway, show's over, Peaches.

Good. Time time to put an end to this crap. Get out of here. Well Go play some violent video games. I know next week, it'll be out, so I'm already halfway done.

I'm just gonna finish off the rest of that week. Okay. And you set. Yes. I need to, get so much done.

And So much done. While I'm scheduling, I'm watching, like, best of the Osbournes, of their podcast. Dude. And there was the some funny stuff in there. I I had to shut the door because it was so vile.

I didn't want anybody in the hallway to hear it. Yeah. Me and Becca have been watching the the show, and it it's so much better than I remember. I mean, I always loved it, but it's so funny it's so funny you know if only all reality TV could be that good I didn't make a new sweeper with the who stole the beers out of my room nobody took the Aussie oh who's the beer thief You're the beer thief. You.

Yeah. Ozzy is so funny. Oh. Just the random I know. He's the best.

He's the best. Alright, everybody. Have a good day. Peaches and I will be back at noon for the noon hour of madness in AM. And, hopefully, we'll have some content.

Thank you for hanging out today. Sorry. It wasn't the greatest show of all time, but it wasn't totally terrible. It wasn't total garbage. It was just ight.

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