#0332 - Man Throws Water Balloon, Unlocks Gunfight DLC - 03/27/2026
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Speaker 1: was happening everybody. Welcome to the program. Oh geez. My mic was turned up way too loud. Hi and welcome to Friday on the Viktor Wilt program. Hope you've been well. Hope it was a good week. Hope it went by fast and hopefully today goes by fast and is good as well. Looking forward to the weekend.
Oh yeah. So any home? Sorry for my absence yesterday. I just needed lots and lots of sleep apparently. Could have slept plenty more this morning as well but I figured I'd better come to work. Even though it was nice and cozy and comfortable. Yeah, can you imagine being back in bed?
Oh, it's all right. The day will be over eventually. We've got a fun show ahead today. Should have Ben and Damian from the Advocates Injury Attorneys in during traffic school powered by the advocates. And generally when those guys come by they bring some kind of a goodie for a listener.
So I recommend listening to traffic school today. Should have some kind of fun prize. Still hooking up tickets to Rise Against as well. So listen for that Rise Against sounder and if you hear it played be color number 15 to win tickets to that show. And then I can't remember if we're announcing another new giveaway at 10 today.
I'll have to wait and see when Peaches gets in but we got a lot of fun stuff lined up. So yeah, there's one particular contest I'm like is that kicking off tomorrow? It might be. We'll find out.
We'll find out. All right, well let's party. It's Friday. Hopefully some fun crap to talk about on the way.
Sappin' in people. It's the Victor Will program Friday edition. Good day to you. All right. I was looking at our Facebook page. I thought we'd get a better reaction out of this one. I posted a picture of a gas pump and it's got Scott Stapp from Creed with his arms wide open saying can you take me higher?
I thought that post would do really well. Apparently some people just can't laugh at anything. So speaking of expensive stuff, I saw a list online of things people claim they completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd. I don't know if I believe them. We'll have to check the responses because what somebody gonna be like I stopped buying gas. I just stay home now. I don't go anywhere.
No, you're paying for it whether you want to or not. That reminds me. I got to fill up my truck, drive to Poke again in the morning. I've just been burning gas.
Well thankfully the price was higher today than the last time I looked. So let's see. This person says concert tickets.
I can agree with that one. I forked over way too much though for nine inch nails. Way too much. And then even I mean I bought cheap tickets you know in quotations cheap tickets to the Foreigner show the other night which like started extremely early and was done you know pretty early as well. But even those tickets they seem kind of steep to me for the cheap ones but show was fun. I could see not buying concert tickets in 2026.
They're outrageous. Oh let's see this person says streaming services. Um I mean you can get by without a paid streaming service.
You can use a 2B or Pluto or just watch YouTube. It is annoying how some of them have started packing in commercials like you know Amazon Prime. It's like bro I mean okay with Amazon I guess you are paying for a expanded delivery service and things like that.
So and you can pay a few bucks extra and go commercial free but yeah streaming services have got to be pretty pricey. I've cut a few of them out. Soda. Yeah holy crap. I've seen some outrageous prices for a 12 pack of soda in the last six months. Holy holy crap. Yeah I mean I don't buy a lot of soda so I guess I can get by without it.
What else do we have here. Fast food is now officially just as financially irresponsible as it always has been dietarily. You just got to shop with the apps people.
You can still get some good deals at fast food but it has gotten to be a little bit pricey. Let's see here this person said I've stopped personal services like getting my hair dyed waxing etc. So yeah you know that gets to be pretty steep as well. You can dye your hair at home. You know maybe it won't turn out quite as well as if you have a pro do it but yeah it's got to be cheaper to buy that box of hair dye then go get the job done at a salon. Cigarettes see okay yeah I would imagine those have gotten to be pretty ridiculous and uh hey good reason to stop buying them.
The outrageous price. Ah okay uh I'm gonna kind of board with this thread. So like I mentioned earlier on the show I've got Ben and Damien from the Advocates Injury Attorneys coming in today for traffic school.
Lieutenant Crane should be here as well. We'll be answering your questions about the law. You should get some questions ready and generally when the advocates come by they bring some kind of a goodie along with to give away to you listeners so chances of that happening probably pretty good but either way it's going to be great to see Ben and Damien looking forward to that and looking forward to helping you learn about the law save yourself some time and money. You don't want to be dealing with tickets and that kind of crap.
Court dates. Nah you know prevent those things from happening by just being up on your traffic law game. Call and ask us a question about anything you'd like to know kicking off at 845 traffic school powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys.
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Yes I'm very proud. All right I have yet to get myself caffeine to date. I don't know what I'm doing. You know I daydream about sleeping while I'm here on The Morning Show. You hear me talk about it all the time but I'm just going to get pastored in my sleep by Becca anyway. I got this issue with talking in my sleep. I'll just start babbling like nonsense and you know she thinks it's hilarious so she'll keep talking to me and then I start saying crazy stuff and she films it thankfully doesn't post it for the public to see on social media but she'll send it to me the next day and sometimes I'm like what what is going on in my head with the things I'm having to say like one the other day I think I don't know if I started it or she did but somehow she's like I'm going to go hang out with Kid Rock and I think I had said in my dream like you were hanging out with Kid Rock and so she just kind of rolled with it.
I'm like no Kid Rock sucks. And then what was one of the other funny ones recently. My memory is crap this morning. Her daughter said the most hilarious thing to me last night and I'm chugging caffeine trying to remember what it was because I figured I'd share it with all of you. Kids say weird stuff sometimes.
What does that mean? But yeah I don't know if you have a partner that talks in their sleep. I suppose you should try to get some kind of enjoyment out of it and chat it up with them.
You never know what they're going to say. You messed up a pillow because you lay it on it. No you're laying on my pillow right now. Whatever. Give me back my breakfast sandwich maniac.
So I don't know how much that interrupts your sleep probably only a little bit. Oh man. Well hopefully I don't say anything too crazy one of these days. Dreams are weird. I've talked about my crazy dreams on air before. So if I start babbling when I'm having one of those you know looping nightmares what's that going to sound like.
Geez. Maybe I'll have to use some of that audio for air one of these days. Just me babbling away in my sleep.
And to me when I hear it I sound like my brother talking which is really weird. Anyway it's a little after seven. This day needs to be done quick. Oh I should probably do some of the work I need to accomplish before the end of the day if I want to help the day go by quick.
So maybe I'll get on that. If I remember that crazy stuff Emery said I'll throw it out on air because it was pretty funny. All I remember is she was holding a manila envelope and she's like what's this? Or you know what's in my hands and I'm like it's a manila envelope. She's like you're inside of this. And then she said something real creepy. I can't remember what it was but it was funny.
All right I'm going to continue drinking coffee and I shall return. Hack of final. Hack of final what I was up to there. Was checking out a new track from Scatterbrain that would be the former vocalist of I Prevell Brian, his new project. Made it a few seconds in. Then got distracted.
Turned it off. I don't know if it's any good. The first song he put out thought was just not the right feel for Cabare. And you know we play all kinds of different stuff but sometimes something just doesn't have the right feel.
It just doesn't work. And so hopefully this new song is a little more rocking. I mean he was the clean vocalist in I Prevell so I don't expect anything like heavy or anything like that but yeah that's out. I don't know what other new music came out today. Checking through my email.
Haven't seen anything too exciting. I did check up on my you know March Madness bracket that I filled out here at the office. I'm still losing. I think I've picked more winners than everybody else but you get less points if you pick the obvious winner. And I just went off the data on the little sheet. So yeah I don't think I'll end up winning even though I may have gotten more games correctly. I don't know a lot about how these bracket things work. Not a sports guy.
I'm a video games guy or TV guy. I need to get back into a Resident Evil Requiem before I forget where I'm at there. I was solving puzzles this and that and now it's been about a week since I played it and I'm so forgetful it's like oh where am I supposed to go next.
I have no idea. I've only started that game over one time. Hopefully I won't have to do it again. Yeah so far this morning not seeing a lot of new music. Well if I find anything good and new I will certainly play it for you. Sorry totally out of it here. Totally lost track of what I was going to talk about. I was watching a stupid red dead video on Reddit.
Oh I shouldn't allow myself to get distracted because then I just go completely off the rails. I mean I was looking through a bunch of unpleasant posts on Reddit as well. People with relationship problems and things like that. Peaches and I really got to stop looking at like the advice and confession subreddits when we're trying to find content for the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem because then my feet just starts getting clogged up with that stuff and it's depressing. Now you start reading about people in these terrible relationships.
Yeah if you're in a bad relationship get out of it. All right. Let's see here. What do we got. Like for example this one could end up being kind of funny.
I don't know. This is off the true off my chest subreddit. My friends call every girl I date unattractive and it's starting to mess with my head. Guy says I'm 26 started using dating apps about a year ago. I'm pretty average looking and had some decent success. Had a girlfriend for a bit since then I've gone on a handful of dates.
Nothing crazy. The issue is my friends whenever I send them a girl I'm talking to they immediately say things like she's ugly or you can do way better and it's not just once it's basically every single time. Says he feels like he swipes pretty normally not going for supermodels but not swiping on people I'm not attracted to either. Just normal cute girls but my friends act like unless she's a 10 she's not good enough they'll even criticize normal jobs like being a teacher. Here's what you do buddy ignore your friends.
All right who gives a crap what your friends think. You can date anybody you want and you can be attracted to anybody you're attracted to. All right everybody's different.
You know there's someone for everybody or I hope so anyway. Yeah dude just tell your friends shut up you're ugly. This guy doesn't know how to diss his friends very good and you know there's a lot of dudes out there that I think overestimate you know how good looking they personally are and probably you know set their their goal in the appearance department a little bit too high. Okay and trust me getting along in personality is everything.
It's everything I mean you got to be attracted to somebody physically for sure but you know getting along and that personal connection that's going to you know crush everything else as far as importance goes so yeah if you got friends like that just tell them you know you're ugly shut up. I don't give a crap about your opinion. I'll date who I want. I don't want to hear I don't want to hear a word out of your mouth about it or you get the smack.
Now don't hit your friends. Break news time people. Okay what do we got here. Too many tabs open is what we got. Uh kids when it comes to pranks just don't do them anymore. We've talked plenty about Ding Dong Ditch and how that's gone awry for many unfortunate teenagers in the last year or so. You know people trying to run them over or shooting guns at them.
Well in Tacoma Washington some teenagers were driving around and throwing water balloons at passing vehicles. Uh one of them was the wrong one. Suspect uh follows them confronts the group, robs them at gunpoint and then shoots one of the passengers before fleeing the scene. Uh they did manage to get the guy but yeah you just don't know what kind of crazy you're dealing with. Some people are nuts. You might chuck a harmless water balloon at their vehicle and next thing you know they're shooting you. So please tell your kids avoid online trends, avoid pranks, anything like that. It's just not worth it. Okay.
Nobody want to get shot over a water balloon. It's a bad day. All right what do you think about the story? It's a pretty good story.
It's just a pretty good story. So if you want to get an air force base call 2 and air force base. Yeah you'll go to jail.
Florida man called an air force base about two days after a suspicious... I hate it when I can't say a word. If only this show was pretty recorded and I could edit out all my errors like, you know, a local podcast or something. Anyway, they found a suspicious package outside of a gate and I'm not sure if this guy was the one who, you know, placed the package, but you know, they're already going to be a little bit on high alert when this type of thing happens. So when you call in and are threatened to like blow the place up and things like that or you ask, how did you like the surprise? Tick tick. Boom.
Yeah, they're going to track your call, figure out where you are and take you to jail. I don't know, man. Got to wonder what some people are thinking sometimes. A recent report has found that AI and bots have taken over the Internet. For the first time, automated traffic exceeding human Internet traffic. So, you know, those people riling you up in the Facebook comments on news articles about politics and things like that.
Pretty good chunk of them, probably just AI chatbots, you know, fake profiles being run by AI. We're doomed. We're doomed, everybody. I've seen, you know, comment threads where like one of the participants in an argument, it was so blatantly obvious if you went to their profile that it wasn't a real profile, but people were just going back and forth and back and forth and screaming and yelling. And nobody seemed to realize, you know, they're just arguing with the computer.
That's probably why the world is in the state it's in nowadays. We're not going to be able to tell what's real at all. Probably six months from now.
I'm guessing six months tops till we can no longer discern what is reality. It's going to get real weird, people. Alright, guess I'll save some of this other break news for hearing a few. Looking forward to today, we've got Ben and Damian from the Advocates Injury Attorneys coming in, hanging out on traffic school.
Start thinking about those questions. You've got about a half hour till we'll go live and get Lieutenant Crane in here to help you learn about the law. Who knows, when the advocates come by, sometimes they bring a surprise. I recommend listening today.
It's always fun when we've got the Advocates Injury Attorneys in here hanging out with us. I was reading an article that's kind of sad. Fred, the beloved turkey known for attacking cars in a New Jersey town. He got hit by a car. Rip to Fred. I mean, it's not surprising. This is a turkey that attacks cars.
I'd say the most likely way that the turkey was going to pass would be being hit by a car. Looks like he was very popular. They did call him beloved.
You'd think a turkey that attacks vehicles wouldn't be very liked, but one of these homeowners in the area removed his, what do you call it, a carcass and buried him on a nearby property. It said truth be told, Fred was a bit of a handful. He probably received 100 plus calls about him, but he was our handful.
We loved him. Now Fred's patrolling the big intersection in the sky. And one of the police department officers even wrote a country song to memorialize Fred in another Facebook post. Well, Rip to Fred. Like I said, sad story, but you know, if your life revolves around chasing large, dangerous objects that could kill you pretty easy, you're probably going to end up like Fred.
So yeah, Rip to Fred, everybody. It's a long piano, outro peaches. I'm going to make the listeners mad by talking over the end of it. Oh, I do that every time. Oh, do you? Yeah. I was going to let it play, but I was like, yeah, screw it. Time to yeah.
Speaker 2: So what's up with peaches today? I'm excited for the weekend. Yeah. What do you got playing slaughter to prevail?
Speaker 1: Oh, going to slaughter to prevail this weekend.
Speaker 2: White chapel and a till. That'd be pretty awesome, man. I'm old for two. Unfortunately, when it comes to interviews, though, Phil said no. Really? Alex couldn't do it because he's training twice a day every day for that blood for blood bear knuckle boxing event.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess you just get to go and enjoy the show.
Speaker 2: I sent Ben stocked by and said hello from the advocates and I was like, yeah, I'm going to go see this band slaughter to prevail this weekend. And he's like slaughter. I'm like, no, not the cringes.
Speaker 1: No, no, slaughter to prevail. I showed him Alex Terrell was like, well, off to listen to those guys. So I might have just introduced him to a nice, heavy choice for the advocates office. Heck, yeah. If you walk into an attorney's office and you hear slaughter to prevail bumping, that's good. You know, get you get you feeling good about the situation.
Speaker 2: I am a little worried though. Maddie is going to be tossed around.
Speaker 1: She does enjoy jumping in the mosh pit.
Speaker 2: She does. And she's going to crowd surf, I think.
Speaker 1: So and the the crowd at that shows probably going to be a bit extreme. You're going to Salt Lake or Boyce. OK, well, it won't be as bad as Salt Lake then. Boyce definitely got a weaker crowd than Salt Lake.
Speaker 2: Salt Lake's tonight. OK. And then tomorrow, a lamb of God is going to be in Salt Lake City. Gotcha.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm stuck at home tomorrow. Got to pick up Taryn, bring her back to my house, get her to the airport late at night. And then I'm sure I'm just going to blink and I'll be back in here in the studio on Monday going, where did my weekend go?
Speaker 2: I saw I saw a meme this morning that was talking about how weekends used to feel like many vacations and now they feel like, you know, when you when a boxer goes back into the corner and gets water and stuff and they have to go back into the rain,
Speaker 1: yeah, it feels like it really does. They go by way too fast.
Speaker 2: And I'm spending most of my traveling, which is going to suck.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. If you do us, you know, a show on a Saturday in Boyce or Salt Lake, your weekend's toast.
Speaker 2: But I'm also like hanging out with Aubrey and her sister. And when they hang out, it's more so like when do I get to leave kind of thing? Because they just like she wants to keep elongating the whole entire day. And finally goes to night and then OK, now you guys can go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I enjoy driving to a show myself because, you know, if somebody else is in charge of the travel, I don't like being stuck on somebody else's schedule.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, it's me driving so I can be like by terrible church people.
Speaker 1: A family guy, you know that scene? By ever never ending conversation. By yeah, nothing like, you know, waking up and it's like, I want to get out of this city and get back home. I know we got to go. It's been a bunch of running around. Yeah, let's go do some errands and oh, Twin Falls.
Speaker 2: I'm not looking forward to when she moves to Burley. That's going to be that's going to be the the stopping point for when we go to shows in Boise, we got to make us stop in Burley.
Speaker 1: Dude, you'll get you'll end up cursed peaches. You'll end up cursed. Burley's a cursed town.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's income in Mountain Home that also exists to.
Speaker 1: They ain't got nothing on Burley, you know, Mountain Home pretty bad, but it ain't Burley. I don't know what's up with Burley. I don't go there.
Speaker 2: I wonder if we have any genuinely mad Burley listeners that get upset every time we talk about that city.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but they live there. They know they get it. You know, there's not a bunch of, you know, Burley pride. People, that's the best place on her. Said no one from Burley.
Speaker 2: I know, but there's overall Idaho pride and it's like you got that. Burley's a part of it. Yeah, but Burley's a dump. All right, just like how I saw people were like, Idaho drivers, they were great from the beginning. Then the people started moving in. I'm like, and so I commented on this post saying, you're telling me one J drivers were intelligent prior to people moving in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. One J driver. I was laughing at them just yesterday. I'm on my way to buy bugs. You know, that's the bicycle lane.
Speaker 2: That's the bicycle lane. There's a lot of people moving from big cities that came here. And so they drive like they're still in the big city. Yeah, people who grew up here that drive like it's a small town and they drive 15 below the speed limit. I could get out and walk faster. And so there's like that mix, that clash of people that need to adjust. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And eventually, no, we're never going to get there.
Speaker 2: Like we had that Metallica rep from Oregon coming to
Speaker 1: town and he drove like a He drove like a complete lunatic. What are you doing, dude? You don't need to be so aggressive.
Speaker 2: People are nice drivers around here, though. I can give them that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the spot where he just barreled in front of people, like people will stop there and let you go. Absolutely. Every single time. They happen all the time. Welcome back peaches. Yeah. So we've got a big new restaurant grand opening happening in Poki on Tuesday. And it looks like Chubbock's preparing for Mayhem.
Raising Canes. Yeah, there's a full East Idaho news article about this. Chubbock police. Oh, this isn't East Idaho news. This is Idaho State Journal. Excuse me.
It's issuing a traffic advisory to motorists in anticipation of massive crowd at Raising Canes grand opening on Tuesday. How long would you wait in line for a restaurant, you know, fast food place? 15 minutes at most. I'd say that's fair. Um, now you've worked in and out burger. Isn't there sometimes like lines hours long?
Speaker 2: I can tell you when a new in and out opens, it's ridiculous. I can tell you that's way crazy. Yeah. But when it's busy, busy at an in and out, I know what it's like to work the drive through and they get you through really fast.
Yeah, they are pretty. The whole point is to try to get as many cars through as you can. So Raising Canes is different. I know nothing about the inside of their kitchen, but I do know that it's very popular. So we might we might get a lot of people complaining in life in Poketella. Look at the line for those chicken tenders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might want to wait till like Wednesday.
Speaker 2: And then you get those classic people. That's poison.
Speaker 1: And delicious, delicious poison. Yeah, opening on Tuesday. I don't know what time or anything like that. This article is all about, you know, how to make your way around what roads you shouldn't shouldn't be taking.
Speaker 2: And yeah, well, there's a particular new blow Cafe Zupas. That's the name that opened up recently. And their line was crazy, crazy. I went there right when they open. Ah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You got to usually give it a week or two.
Speaker 2: Oh, we just like this. It was it was Aubrey's best friend's favorite place. So we all went there and I'm like, this is just soup. Soup. I'm like, a soup is not even a food. It's just like it's a nice warm up to dinner really. Like bring me the actual meal.
Was it good soup? I mean, it was OK. I mean, it's like I hate to call it like. Oh, I'm not going to say it, but it's it's it's more so like, you know, you're going to go to the hospital and they give you that combo. But like, that's what it kind of feels like to me.
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like. Yeah, I somehow missed out on this thing opening up. What? But a cafe, Zupa. Oh, yeah, yeah. But they got sandwiches and things, peaches.
Speaker 2: But they're the size of like a quarter.
Speaker 1: It looks like a good place to get stuff that's kind of healthy.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. If you want to feel better about yourself, you go there. OK.
Speaker 1: You want to feel bad about yourself. You're raising.
Speaker 2: If you're under a certain influence of a certain thing that may may make you like Pink Floyd and Sublime, you go to Raising Canes. OK.
Speaker 1: Well, let's see here, peaches. We have about one minute till we do another giveaway announcement. And this one's going to be pretty, pretty fun. I think that if you're into 80s rock and metal, you're going to love it. Because we like to give away free tickets. You know, send you to shows for free. We get it.
Speaker 2: Prices are expensive. Our buddy Elwood went on a rant on Facebook talking about that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I shared his post. So did I. And it was very well put. Yeah. If you don't like paying high prices for concert tickets, listen to radio because we give away tickets. Yeah. When's the last time your favorite podcast gave away tickets to anything?
Speaker 2: No, they just gave you a waste of time.
Speaker 1: That's right. It gave you a headache.
Speaker 2: I got insulted in the latest episode. I wanted to put it into an imaging.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know. Well, you know, go ahead and sling the insults. Five people heard them.
Speaker 2: And one of them was me. I was walking on the green belt last night, just listening to that whole thing.
Speaker 1: I listened to a few minutes and then was like, OK, I'm going to go remind people that you can get all of this content a week earlier. And I posted that on a particular cover page of a particular local Facebook group who then effectively just banned me from the group because I said you can hear this content on my show a week earlier.
Speaker 2: Well, do you have you ever gotten like let go from a place and you really just hope for their demise because you're still salty?
Speaker 1: Well, and what's funny about that particular group is it's a group that would require no effort to create and grow, right, because it's based around the community. No kidding. It's the name of the town. Right. And then, you know, so people who live in that place are just going to join it.
You know, it's not like the K-Bear 101 Idaho Rock and Metal Group where, you know, we got to find these rock listeners. We got to bring them in. Absolutely. We got to build our brand. Exactly.
You know, the the brand is already built when you build a page that's just, hey, here's where we live. You know, oh, wow. My favorite thing is that you must be very proud of yourself. High and mighty banning people who I wasn't even rude or swearing or anything.
Speaker 2: No, no, everything you said was fine. I mean, I've commented recently in that group some horrible things, like talking about how one j drivers are not intelligent. But they don't bat an eye to that.
Speaker 1: No, whatsoever. No, exactly. You're trash things that they're not a fan of personally.
Speaker 2: We have loyalists who puts images in that group all the time that are just insulting certain things and he's fine.
Speaker 1: I'd hate for anybody else to get kicked out of that group. But if you want to post my picture, I did that. I did that picture that each is made as often as possible because I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I think they'll they'll try to delete those as soon as possible.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure I'm sure. And boy, I'd hate to aggravate somebody who, you know, they've got all this tough work. Moderating a Facebook group.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like the Cether mods. It's like, what life do you have?
Speaker 1: Just that, apparently. Just that. All right, let's play the legal idea and talk about prizes we're going to give away. All right, so Peaches and I are here and we want to talk with you about a giveaway we're going to do that starts. Is it today or Monday?
Speaker 2: Today? Well, I mean, you could. I don't have the theme ready yet. OK. I want to make sure it's all finalized and sounding good before I give it to you.
Speaker 1: OK, all right. Let me bring up my notes here because I just had them. All right, if you're into all things old school, 80s, rock and metal, you are going to want to go check out Hairball, bringing the balls to the wall tour to the Mountain America Center Saturday, April 4th, so it's coming up quick.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad we have an excuse now to say balls to the wall.
Speaker 1: Balls to the wall. That's right. They're going to be delivering fire lights and massive tributes to bands like Van Halen, Kiss, Queen and more all in one night. And so we're going totally 80s with this and you're going to need to listen very carefully for the sound of hairspray and a hair dryer being played on the air at any given time.
Speaker 2: Originally, it was going to be an actual hairball sound from a cat. But I also didn't want to have like listeners dry heave. And then also I figured it would be insulting almost to kind of give away concert tickets to a puke sound. That's true. So I figured it totally 80s. Justin gave me the idea because he said something about like Aero Gel or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was around in the 80s. Oh, what was that brand called? The hairspray that was. Yeah. And because I wasn't around back then, obviously, but he was said arrows, arrows, something and the blow dryer. Yeah, that makes sense. Perfect.
Yeah. So if you hear the sound of hairspray and a hair dryer being played on the air at any time, be caller number 15 at 208-535-1015. And you'll win tickets to go check out that show one week from tomorrow at the Mountain America Center.
I bet it'll be a lot of fun. Yeah. I mean, 80s shows. You might see some. Some skin. You might see. I've been to Motley crew before and it's like, wow. There's a lot of lacking of shirts going on here.
Speaker 2: Back in 2008, when I saw ACDC, my dad warned me, hey, you're going to see some 60 year old women. They might show off a little too much skin and, you know, just make sure to turn the other way and watch the stage.
Speaker 1: And if you want to get details on this show, everybody, check out the concert calendar at K-Bare .fm. Peaches and I are going to get out of here. We'll be back at noon for the noon hour of Madness, Mayhem. There's people calling right now. We're not doing the giveaway right now.
Speaker 2: We don't have any hair for hairspray.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, Peaches and I don't use hairspray. Let's see what they want. K-Bare, you are live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this?
Speaker 3: Ravonda. And I just want to say.
Speaker 1: No. Oh, I forgot we were on the four-blade profile. There we go. Now we hear. Now we can hear you. Who's this? Ravonda. Oh, Ravonda calling in again. What's up, Ravonda?
Speaker 3: You need to start playing more fart sounds. We need to play more fart sounds. Well. That's the one you should do.
Speaker 2: Well, there are a bunch of imagers that have farts in them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right. We could do that.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm going to go grab my fart machine out of my car. And Dave, do you have underneath one of the bar stools?
Speaker 1: You should. You should. And get us some good video so we can laugh at it.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. People are going to be like, what? Oh, no. Someone's getting pulled over right now.
Speaker 1: Uh-oh. It's Lieutenant Crane. He's on the way to get you.
Speaker 3: It is probably Lieutenant Crane. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah. Play more fart sounds. And I'm going to grab my fart machine and stick it underneath one of the chairs.
Speaker 2: All right. In Ravonda's honor, we should play heavyweight fart from Goodalax.
Speaker 1: OK, we'll play a fart song. OK. OK. All right. Good to hear from you, Ravonda.
Speaker 3: Well, hand to hand, play some of them too. Like, like, like do like the fart noise. It's a nasty one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, Ravonda. Play the Chewbacca one on that one.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. I like that one too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chewbacca fart's pretty awesome. OK.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: All right. Peace. But peace. Yep. Farts are good, everybody.
Speaker 2: Clear out them vowels. That was an insult, too, that we got recently, was that we belch into the microphone.
Speaker 1: I thought that one was really funny. Like, oh, no, they burp in the microphone. Dude, imagine if we came on the air. There's old radio people like, you can't do that. You need to wear a suit jacket. Oh, right. You can do your show.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Peach's Pit Party.
Speaker 1: Of course we edit our show because we want it to sound good.
Speaker 2: Here, I'll force the fart out. Yeah, because you couldn't do it live. Your show would suck if you did it live. I mean, even when this person was in radio, they pre-recorded and edited their show. You know, they called themselves a professional, give me a break. Well, let's listen to that lousy co-host they have.
Speaker 1: And I ain't even gonna pick on her because, you know, she's like, what, your age or something?
Speaker 2: She's a tad bit older. The age gap's a little questionable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's new. It'd be like picking on somebody fresh out of school. But, you know, somebody who's going to tout themselves as some kind of broadcasting expert.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing. It's like if they want to talk some trash, you best believe that, you know, they deserve to have it right back. And if they can't handle it, well, get out of the business.
Speaker 1: And apparently they couldn't even handle, hey, you could get that content on my show a week earlier. Apparently that was bad enough to, oh, take it down, ban them.
Speaker 2: Wait till they see the picture that I have ready to go.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, we are actually going to leave now. And then Peaches and I will be back at noon for the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. Win some hairball tickets next week. And congrats to our winner of a $250 Visa gift card from the Advocates' injury attorney.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, where's that? Where's that Victor? They already picked it up. Oh, they were fast. Dang it.
Speaker 1: Of course it was the course they were. Another prize I haven't seen a single local podcast give away a $250 Visa gift card.
Speaker 2: You know what else starts today?
Speaker 1: What starts today? The big T's. The big, oh, the big T's starts today.
Speaker 2: For something else involving money.
Speaker 1: All right, be listening. We got a lot going on around here. Lots of stuff you can win from us. All right, you're all the best. We'll talk to you soon. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.
