The Viktor Wilt Show

Yo. What's up, everybody? Wednesday. Alright. Halfway to the weekend unless you're me.

Got an extended weekend coming up. Gonna get out of town and go where the weather is a little bit nicer for a few days. Check out some live music. Anyway, how's everybody doing this morning? Are you awake?

I stayed up too late last night, you know, like many watching the news. Then about, I don't know, 9:30, I was like, I I can't watch any more news. Yeah. At at that point, it's like everything too close to call. I'm gonna end up being up all night at this rate.

Might as well just wait to wake up and see what happens, and then I did. There you go, everybody. Election, complete, and now, hopefully, we can just, move on to sunshine and rainbows. Well, anyway, like I said, I'm I'm I'm very tired. Don't have a lot to say about election stuff.

So, yeah, we're gonna, you know, just do what we do around here and do a a normal show. Try to find some stupid stories to, discuss and, take it from there. But, anyway, took a quick glance at my social media pages this morning. And, you know, I I just wanna say to try to be nice to each other today. K?

No matter how the election would have gone, you would have had half the people in the country freaking out. So if we could come together and not be terrible to each other, that would be great because for for far too long, years years, country divided, People, you know, just being awful to each other. Let's let's just try to keep it tame and civil. Alright? You know?

Be nice to one another. No no need to fight. Now we just move on. And, oh, I cannot wait for the news to get back to, how it how it was prior to a few months ago. Make it a lot easier for me to find content to talk about on this show.

I think today will probably be worse than yesterday as far as finding content because I would imagine all the news is just going to be election related, which yeah. Florida man get up to anything stupid last night? Anything like that? We'll see what I could find today, but, you know, just everybody try to be good to each other. Alright?

That that's what I'd like to see today because, man, Facebook has been a, you know, just nightmarish place for a long time. Be it'd be great to see people, I don't know, somehow start to get along. That's that's a lot to help for, ain't it? Okay. Anyway, I need something nice and heavy to wake me up.

Stayed up too late. Too late, and I've got way too much on the plate that I need to get done today. That's the only bad thing about taking a few days off when you're me. I gotta deal with all of the work that would happen in those days. I'll be gone.

Morning. It's the Victor Will show, and, wish it was Friday for all. I know it's not really fair since it kind of is my Friday. The problem is I need to get accomplishing things. It's tough.

It's tough trying to get the job done. Ugh. Anyway, okay. I'll stop complaining about, having to work. But, man, my bed sounded great right now.

Sounded wonderful. Apparently, even the radio prep is, listening to my phone because it was just the other day that I talked about, you know, how I was gonna clean my house, and instead I got distracted. And, I mean, it technically is cleaning to do decluttering and decide, oh, I'm gonna get rid of all this stuff that I don't need and move this and that around. Then this article pops up about, do you have too many of certain things? How about coffee cups?

And that was one of the items that I took a big pile of over to the youth ranch along with a bunch of other dishes that I'm like, oh, why do I have this? This is useless. This is just taking up cupboard space. Well, apparently, that's a hot radio topic today. I don't know.

I think they're just digging deep to find anything for people to talk about that isn't related to the election. So that's what I'm gonna keep doing, trying to find stuff to talk about. I mean, decluttering your house. Hey. It'll make you feel pretty good.

I was very happy to see all of that stuff go to the thrift store. You know? I mean, I didn't accomplish getting my floor swept and mopped because I was instead rooting through my cupboards. But, ultimately, it came out nice in the end because I turned a, a hutch cabinet into a bookshelf, and it looks it looks more my style. So you never know.

You might end up doing some redecorating that you're happy with just by getting rid of a bunch of junk you don't need. Throw out the trash. Alright? I I guess it wasn't trash. I did have to, jump online and make sure some of these I had these old, like, some kind of Norman Rockwell coffee cups that, you know, you never know if old stuff is worth money.

You watch that antiques roadshow, and you're like, oh, this stuff, this could be worth some bank. So I had these coffee cups that I'd, you know, been hanging on to forever. I think they were either my grandma's or my dad. I I don't know. I got them from somebody who passed away.

Don't worry. It wasn't like they left them to me. Like, we really want Victor to have these cups. No. It was you know, you go through somebody's stuff, and you're like, oh, I guess I'll take them.

But I I googled them up and were like, okay. Yeah. If people are selling sets of these for, like, you know, $10, they you know? Okay. They can go.

So if you're into that kind of thing, Youth Ranch, they got a nice big pile of them. Something like 20 of them or something like that. Anyway, I guess at least my house is clean. I did eventually get around to sweeping and mopping in case you care. Again, with the Internet, apparently, just tapping into things I talk about.

You know, I've talked about my book collection recently. We had a a few different threads come up where people were talking about collectibles. And, you know, I've got some collectible books. And unless you're really versed in that world, you're not gonna know what to do with them. If you suddenly are say, I don't know, given a collection, you know, I was reading this post online where somebody's, parent had passed away, and they had a collection of, like, 35 100 books.

A lot of books. And, this guy was an avid book collector, so there are some books in there worth some money. And the person posted in the book collecting subreddit, I don't know what to do. And it's funny because I've thought about this recently. You know, I I think the older I get, the more paranoid I get that, you know, I'm gonna get hit by a bus or something.

So I've been, you know, arranging my file cabinet. You don't want your kids to, you know, come in and have to deal with your stuff, and everything's out of whack. Nothing's in order. Difficult to figure out. And, you know, like, my mom, she had everything just she was all ready.

You know? Everything prepared and all filed neatly arranged. So I need I need to still do one of those wills. I I know you you know, when you're in your forties, you're like, I shouldn't be thinking about a will, but you probably should. So one of the things I started doing, and then I quickly stopped because I was like, oh, this is gonna take forever is I started making a spreadsheet of the, you know, valuable books in my collection with, you know, detailed descriptions and an estimated value.

And then I was gonna, you know, just write up a little thing for the kids, like, okay. If if you wanna keep these, great. If you wanna sell them, here's how you do it and make the most money. And this is the kind of thing if you're a collector of some type of item you're gonna pass on to your kids down the road. You need to make sure you leave them with a plan.

Otherwise, they're just gonna have a bunch of your stuff that chances are they're not gonna value it like you do. So you need to have a plan for them so they can, you know, maximize the profit out of your collection because there's a pretty good chance they're gonna sell it. You know, you think it'd be cool if they hung on to some of it, but if they wanna sell it, alright. Great. You know, that's your inheritance part of it or whatever.

Here's here's some collectibles. Get to work. Time to open an online shop. So, yeah, I started making this spreadsheet, and I was like, oh, this is taking forever. Jeez.

So I I stopped. It'll be an ongoing project, but I have many other projects I probably need to do first. I think ultimately I can just leave them a. Okay. Here's how you figure out what this book is.

And, here's how you figure out how much it's worth and here's how you sell it. Sorry. I started a spreadsheet, but, I did not complete it. So, anyway, I left this person, a quick comment. Actually, it wasn't helpful.

I just said, well, here's what I did. Like, your dad failed. He should have done what I did. Sorry that they you know, he didn't leave you any information. $35100 is a lot to deal with.

It's too bad they're not closer. I'd be like, well, let me come scope your collection. Yeah. These ain't worth anything. Yeah.

Let me just take them off your hands and add it to the 10,000,000,000 shelves at my place. Alright. Anyway, just giving you advice on what to do with your collectibles, people, because I know what it's like to really be into something, and it's weird to think you know, chances are my kids ain't gonna care about this stuff. So you wanna make sure they're they're able to deal with it right. Have you ever got a new phone?

That's probably a stupid question. Might have been the dumbest question I've ever asked on this program. Have you ever got a new phone? Well, I got a new phone activated yesterday. The first iPhone I've had in many, many years, and I finally just kicked my lemon of a Samsung to the curb.

Well, sort of. I've still got it, like, actually here with me because oh, man. I did not realize how long it was going to take to try to set up all of the apps that I have on my phone on a new one. You know, you got all these different logins and the way Google does things makes makes it just a pain. Like, thankfully, I've still got the Samsung phone because, you know, trying to log in to my email on the phone.

It's like, well, you need 2 factor authentication. We're sending a message to your Samsung phone. What if I had traded it in? I wouldn't be able to get into my Gmail. And I have a feeling it's gonna be that way with a whole bunch of different apps and such.

And I got no time to be monkeying with it because I got 10,000,000 things to do here. And then, yeah, I'm gonna take in a few days off. I guess I could make my buddy Nick drive. Be like, you need to drive so I can play with my phone. Sounds like a good idea.

So, anyway, I don't know if it would have been any I don't recall it being this difficult when I got a new Samsung phone and switched from a Samsung, but every app, I have to go in and individually download it. You can't just, like, click on it and go download. You have to go into the app store and then you have to get it. And then you, you know, it oh, it's just tedious. I know this is a major first world problem.

Oh, woe is me. I got a new phone that seems to be working great. Oh, the humanity. What am I gonna do? Well, I I I guess I'll just bit by bit put it together.

You know? Why am I whining about this? I don't know because that's what I got going on. Alright? You know?

Jeez. Cut me a little bit of slack here. Well, you know I enjoy trashing on other radio groups around the country, namely the worst one of the bunch, Iheartmedia. They are just scum. They are terrible.

Terrible. And as we're heading into the holiday season, looks like they got their annual, riff kicked off. That would be a reduction in force. They do this every year, generally right around Thanksgiving or Christmas, but I see what they did this year. They knew if they did this literally in the days right before and on election day, Not gonna be a lot of buzz in the news about it, but massive layoffs, firing people who've been with the company for, you know, 30 years, laying off shows left and right.

It it's just a sad business, and they're just so horrible. There's a a morning show that moved to Salt Lake about a year ago, I think, from Southern California. And, you know, Peaches was familiar with these people. So they they moved to Salt Lake. And, yeah, within 12 months, you move across the country.

You know, we don't need you anymore. They'll just, you know, put on an AI DJ or syndicate, you know, some show from elsewhere. Who needs local programming? Right? Who needs it?

Very glad to work for the company I do. It's it's scary out there in the radio world. You know? I've been asked by people many times. You know, like, why don't you apply for so and so job?

I'm like, well, it's for so and so company. I like job security. I'm not gonna move to some other place with the chance that in a year, they just fire me be be because, you know, like, it's not like a lot of these shows were doing bad or anything. It's just all about the bottom line. You know?

Oh, okay. Where can we cut some costs? You know, we could, you know, lower the salaries of some of our CEOs that are raking in 1,000,000 and 1,000,000 or just, you know, get rid of some of these, you know, small time DJ people. You know, who cares if they're morning hosts in some of the biggest markets in the country? Man, get get rid of them.

Get rid of them. They gotta go. Yeah. I I would never work for that company. Never.

They are horrible. They are trash, and that's all I got to say about that. Anyway, Yeah. I just finally got around to looking at my email and was like, oh, jeez. Wow.

That's a bloodbath. Yikes. Good time to have a few days off ahead, I guess. Yeah. The the news if if I could just find some stupid fun news, that would be great.

It's a struggle, But I'll keep trying. I'll keep trying. If I have to whine about my first world problems to get through the show, I will. But there's gotta be something stupid and fun happening out there. It's it's it's just gotta be happening somewhere.

So I'll keep digging. If you need political news, you gotta tune in to talk radio because, you know, it's finally over. And now we just gotta put up with a few days of social media mayhem. Then everything's gonna calm down. Right?

People are gonna quit fighting. Yeah. You know, right? Alright. What items around your house are spying on you?

This is great. I mean, we all know about things like, you know, the echo devices and blah blah blah that, you know, they're listening. Your phone I mean, the phone, you keep that on you at all times, and it's always listening. So I guess at that point, who cares what's listening to you at home. Right?

I mean, if you got this the phone with you, you're being surveilled. But there were a number of smart devices that I didn't think had any possibility of spying on you. Like certain air fryers. Apparently, not doing so well on the privacy score. Now these are brands I've never heard of.

Alga Star, Ziami, Kasori. I I don't know what these are. But why on earth would an air fryer have any type of listening device or any ability to monitor anything whatsoever? It's an air fryer. What what what is it tracking?

Do they have microphones built in, or is it because it, like, links up to your phone? Is that why? Yeah. The Xiaomi app linked to its air fryer connected to trackers from sites like Facebook and others. So some somehow that app's tied in just everything else that's tracking us.

This is ridiculous. Air gotta worry about your air fryer. Give me a break. Alright. Some smart TVs, and it looks like all kinds of different brands.

Okay. Because they required a postal code to set up. I mean, I know there are TVs. Like, I think even my TV, you can set up, voice, like, voice activation and control it by talking to it, but I've never set that up. I mean, even your PlayStation controller.

Kinda funny. I was sitting there playing probably Red Dead or something or other and somehow realized that my microphone had been on for, I I don't know, months. So anytime I'm sitting around playing red dead, which generally I'm sitting there in silence, the PlayStation remote control, the, you know, the actual, controller. Just listening to everything I said. I think I started getting an echo or something, and I was like, why am I hearing myself?

I guess that's just the day and age we're we're living in here. What do you do to improve your data privacy? Well, you can opt out of some data collection as I did when I was setting up my new phone yesterday. Pretty much anytime that it asks, can you, you know, submit blah blah blah to us? No.

No. You don't need to know about my usage. You can check your app permission. You know, it might be a little bit time consuming, but go into your phone and, you know, check the data permissions, deny as much access as possible, or just read through that privacy notice. Yeah.

Yeah. Because everybody does that. Holy cow. I was gonna get myself an air fryer. What about that wonderful brand, Elga Star?

No. I think I'd get, a bigger name brand, air fryer if I was gonna get around to getting one. But, anyway so I just saw a picture of a Totino's birthday cake on social media. Basically, you take 8 Totino's pizzas, and you just stack them on top of each other. It's an 8 layer Totino's birthday cake.

And I posted it on the k Bear Facebook page and encouraged you to just make it for breakfast because why wait for your birthday, right, for something like that? The reason I posted that was not only because, you know, it's a pizza birthday cake and it's silly, but it's national eating healthy day. So nothing much healthier than a Totino's birthday cake. Who comes up with these things? But no.

Actually, before I posted that, I was going to mention that it was national eating healthy day, but it's also national nachos day. Which one do you wanna celebrate? Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah.

We all know the proper answer to that question. Time to mow down some nachos. Mhmm. What other stupid holidays do we have today? National stress awareness day.

That's appropriate. That's appropriate for today, day after an election. Definitely got some stressed out folks out there. It's gonna be okay, everybody. It's gonna be okay.

You know, we've got every election, you've got half the people panicking, half celebrating. And I'm just gonna tell you, it's gonna be okay. Alright? Get some nachos. Mo down said nachos.

Nachos always make you feel better. Maybe if you pair them up with a Totino's birthday cake and just say, whatever. I ain't doing National Eating Healthy Day this year. It's all about the nachos. Then you bust out your saxophone and play that because it's also next National Saxophone Day.

Mhmm. I know this is kind of a stock radio break, but I've been digging and digging for freak news and it's a tough one. Tough news day. Hoping by the end of my few days off, when I get back, news will be, you know, somewhat back to normal and, you know, we've been dealing with election news for months months. Florida man, just get back to business with doing stupid things.

Alright? We need stuff to talk about aside from National Nachos Day and Totino's birthday cakes. So wish me luck. We do have freak news coming up, and I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna find something no matter what it takes.

Freak News powered by Greasemonkey, voted Idaho's best oil change. Here we go. I was looking at a list of the weirdest Halloween costumes from last week, and, one of them was a woman dressed up as an Ozempic pen, The sexy Ozempic injector. You gotta have a needle sticking out of the top of your head. This basically just looks like, you know, some kind of a I don't know.

Not like a nurse outfit, but similar because she has a weird cap on her head. No. You gotta have the needle sticking out the top of your head. Maybe it was too dangerous too dangerous for the holiday. I didn't even dress up this year.

Yeah. Maybe next year, I gotta find something very strange and, you know, see if I could get myself in the news. I need some press. Need people to start checking out my YouTube videos and stuff like that. Anyway, just thought that one was kinda weird.

You know? Alright. Anyway, let's close that out here. Over in Switzerland, Swiss law does not mention the right of employees to go to the bathroom, so they have ruled that workers must clock out for bathroom breaks. I could think of some places where maybe they should implement that.

Yeah. Clocking out for bathroom breaks so that maybe, you know, you don't have to wait and wait and wait to be able to use the one bathroom on this side of the building because somebody's camping in there for, like, a half hour. I'll never understand why people don't, take care of business before they go to work. You know, if every day part of your daily ritual when you get to work is to spend a half hour in the bathroom, that's a problem. Do your job is what I say.

Do your job or clock out for that bathroom break. And maybe use the bathroom on the other end of the building, the inconvenient one. You know, if you're gonna camp in there, don't inconvenience everybody else. Use the bathroom that doesn't get as much usage. Right?

I'll forward that one to Jade. I I I think this is a great idea. Clocking out for bathroom breaks. Because some of us, you know anyway, I guess we don't need to get into, you know, bathroom habits. But, anyway, what else is going on here?

If you wanna see the world's largest chicken shaped building, gotta go to the Philippines. It's a 15 room hotel at the Campustos well, I don't know how you say that word. That's a long word. But it is the, largest building in the shape of a chicken. I don't believe you can stay in the actual chicken.

Right? Or or can you? I don't know. I mean, the resort looks kinda fun. They got water slides, pools, gigantic chicken.

Yeah. Interesting enough. I don't know a lot about the Philippines. I don't know if it's a great place to go on vacation, but a place I do know is great to go on vacation is the Oregon coast. And apparently, they have officially launched exploding whale day.

Now if you're not familiar with the story, I think it was back in the eighties. A whale, you know, a dead whale had washed up on the shore, and they had tried to figure out a way to get rid of it. They thought it would be wise to try to use dynamite and blow it out to sea so that, you know, birds and fish could just eat eat the, exploded whale, and it didn't end well. It didn't end whale. Yeah.

Large portions came crashing to the ground, smashing cars, and they did put up a memorial park, exploding whale memorial park in in memory of this event. But now they've made it into an actual holiday with a week long celebration that happened, last week. So beginning of November. If you're looking for something fun to do, visit the Oregon Coast. I I don't believe that they have any explosions at the celebration.

I don't even know what they do because Oregon live.com, required me to pay a dollar if I wanted to subscribe and read the whole story, and I did not wanna pay $1. Every dollar counts. Yeah. Anyway, there you go. Freak news powered by Greasemonkey voted Idaho's best oil change.

Drive to the Oregon coast sound pretty good because this time of year, it's nicer on the coast than it is here. You know, it's always gloomy and rainy and misty and really cool, but, yeah, when you when you go there this time of year, it's like, alright. You know? A a break from the frigid ice covered tundra that's coming our way. I shouldn't complain because it's been pretty decent so far this this winter season.

And, yes, in Idaho right now is winter season even if it doesn't officially kick off till, you know, what, December? People got some weird weird kinks and behaviors. I was just reading about a guy from Greece. He ended up getting a month in jail because he repeatedly snuck into his neighbor's homes so he could smell their shoes. Yeah.

You hear about this guy, peaches? Greek Broke into his neighbor's houses over and over again so he could smell their shoes. Another foot fetish guy? I would assume. I mean, it doesn't say anything about him, you know, asking his neighbors, hey.

Do you have, you know, an online video account where you show off them feet? No. He's just a a shoe sniffer. There was that one guy that was, hiding under cars at car washes just to target women that were wearing flip flops so he could, like, stare at their feet. It's like, dude, there's websites for that.

Yeah. Please. Like, free free websites where you can look at all the feet you want. Right. Or you could just, you know, go, check out a Quentin Tarantino movie on on Netflix.

There's always some feet in those. Okay. But sniffing shoes, man, that's that's different than liking looking at feet, I think. That's worse. Dude, some shoes could smell terrible.

I wanna know which neighbor's shoes. You know, was he a, high heel sniffer, or is it like the The balance. Yeah. The work belt you know, the work boots guy. You know?

Yeah. That guy who'd been out working in the the coal mines. I wanna smell them boots. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, he got a month in jail.

I don't know if it was necessarily for the, the sniffing of the shoes, but I think for the breaking into people's houses in order to do so. Yeah. Apparently, it got started when a neighbor left his shoes outside to air out, and the guy, I guess, he just saw him and was like He's floated like when you see one of those cartoons where they smell like a pie at the windowsill. Yeah. He's like, what is that?

And then he saw the shoes, you know, so he sniffs the shoes that are outside. So the neighbor activated, like, some sort of weird guy. Yeah. And then one thing leads to another. You know, it's like, you know, they say there's gateway drugs and things like that.

The shoes outside, you know, led to him becoming a burglar simply because he just couldn't get enough of that smell. What was the explanation to the cops like? Oh, I just wanted to enter their house so I can smell their shoes. Yeah. Exactly that.

He said he was embarrassed by his behavior. He was unable to explain it. You know? He said, I'm sorry. I just can't help myself.

I love smelling shoes. Have you ever picked up a shoe, Peaches, and just No. Me either. My parents had a like, when my dad would take care of my basketball shoes, he would accidentally smell them and go, oh, like, what's wrong with his feet? Your dad what do you mean take care of your shoes?

Like, he'd wash them or something? Yeah. Like, he would get, like, the, you know, marks off of them. Okay. My parents never did anything to take care of my shoes.

What the heck, mom? My my dad used to work at a shoe store and Oh, okay. So he's a shoe guy. The best thing he would ever do He's a shoe sniffer. The best thing Jeff Peeps.

No. No. The best thing he would ever do is that he would I I think we've talked about this previously, like, if there was a customer that was snooty, the him and his coworkers would fart in the box and close it real fast and then hand them over to the the customer, and then they open up and go, oh. I wonder how long a fart smell in a shoe box remains. Because, like, yeah, if you, you know, you're in your friend's car, and, you know, you leave one behind, shut the doors real quick.

You know, you can torture them quite a while later. Alright. Don't be a shoe sniffer or, you know, if you're into sniffing shoes, I mean, you could go to the thrift store and there's all kinds of used shoes, But those are new shoes. I would assume, you know, that you you want the smelly shoes with the the feet smell. Anyway, enjoy your breakfast, everybody.

Alright. Apparently, there are folks out there who are not happy with the name fire ants. Now I think that's a perfectly appropriate name for those just hideous little creatures, fire ants. I mean, there are some horrible stories out there about fire ants. I used a clip from a Doug Stanhope comedy special on one of my band's albums about fire ants.

It was pretty horrific. They wanna call them spicy boys. Not that's too fun for fire ants. Okay? Fire ants are vicious.

They need a meaner name than spicy boys. I mean, spicy boys is kinda funny, but they're saying it's taken far too long for this issue to be dragged into the public eye. So there's some type of a, petition making the rounds to rename fire ants spicy boys. Did you ever see the documentary on Netflix about fire ants called Fire Ants 3 d? I don't know if it's out there anymore.

Netflix for a while when 3 d TVs were kind of a popular thing, they had a whole bunch of 3 d, you know, pieces of programming, one of which was Fire Ants 3 d. And my friend Nick and I, who, we're gonna be heading to a show here, tomorrow as a matter of fact, One night, we decided to throw on Fire Ants 3 d, but we didn't listen to the audio. We turned on some music. We actually turned on one of, his own band's recordings and watched Fire Ants 3 d with the 3 d glasses while we listened to this song. Well, not song, full album.

And it made me realize, you know how the wizard of Oz, you can sync it up to dark side of the moon, and it's like, woah, this works way too well. I'm pretty sure you could play music with just about anything. And you're gonna find moments where you're like, woah, that was weird. That perfectly synced up. Because I gotta tell you, listening to Nick's album with fire ants 3 d.

There were tons of times where, like, this just fits all too well. This is crazy. Fire ants 3 d was an awesome documentary. Would I have fired it up if it was called spicy boys 3 d? I probably would have thought that was a different type of program.

Jay Davis. Uh-oh. Hey. Don't remind me. Don't remind me what you're doing.

Stop that. No. I can't do what I want to do. Oh. Don't talk to the boss that way.

Oh, you should hear what I would say if the microphone wasn't on to the boss. I have heard it. Oh, yeah. You have. So we were talking about the differences in our, social media algorithm.

Can I have yours, please? Mine's just full of dumb memes and, like, cool houses to look at. Yeah. See, I get the cool houses sometimes, and I like those posts. All the rest of mine, though, it's all just politics.

My gosh. Gift for trying to be informed. Yeah. Next go around. Social media.

Next go around. That's why I have 2 separate social accounts. Yeah. One tied to my work so that one gets all bombarded with garbage, but my personal one, never look at any of that stuff. I'm thinking it's because my phone sits in this room and we have all those political ads running Oh.

During the election season. That too. And so your phone's listening and it's like, oh, he loves talking about this particular topic. Let's have every post to be about that. He must enjoy that a lot.

He loves it. Yeah. The the dumb house or crazy house posts are the best other than, you know, when you look at the the dollar amount, usually, you're like, that's a disappointment. Or it's real cheap, but it's in the middle of, like Pennsylvania? The swamp or or somewhere you don't wanna go.

Dude, I've seen some awesome, like, these crazy Victorian houses, mansions in Pennsylvania. They're they're, like, massive, and it's all ornate woodwork inside. Kentucky. Yeah. Kentucky.

You're like, no wonder no one wants to buy that thing. They're Kentucky. Yeah. And they're like, you know, half the house or half the price of a starter home here. Would you like to live in a mansion?

Well, yeah. And then you look at where? Man. With a bunch of land and everything. It's 5,000 square foot house with 40 acres, and it's Yeah.

Like 80 grand. Yeah. It's amazing. It's amazing what's out there in these horrible places like Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania's out for sure.

Why why do all the cool places have to be so expensive? You know? Like, if the weather's nice year round, you can't afford it. Don't even look. You know?

But now that's become here too. Yeah. You know? You might as well go somewhere where you can't afford it and be warm then. I mean Then I'll have to look at your dumb face.

But I couldn't afford it's the problem. You know? I I don't wanna live in my truck. I need the comforts of home. You know, nice cozy bed.

Especially since you don't like the outdoors. So what's the point of going somewhere warm when you never leave your front door? Dude, it's it's real satisfying to sit inside with the air conditioning running when it's all hot outside. No. When it's about 70, I do go outside.

If it's like 60 to 70 Walking to the sidewalk and back does not count. Jade, come on now. I'm I'm I go outside if I'm in the right right place. Now this summer, I didn't want Looking for your cat outside does not count. Yeah.

It does. No. It doesn't. But I do blame the cat for why I didn't go anywhere this summer. You know, I had a little kitten to raise, Jaden.

I I couldn't, walk in my room with a a poop box and food? No. That's mean. She's a baby. Can't just lock her up with the poop box.

No poop box. Well, I got somebody calling. What what do they want? They better be on top of it. Request us on.

Probably. K Bear, you're live on the show. Who's this? This is Jim. Jim, what's up?

I heard you talking about spicy boys earlier, and and I was if I could recall in my memory once when I was in Tijuana, ain't he like the Mexican version of Chippendale's? You know, I don't know. But I did say, Jade, if you didn't hear the spray, there's a campaign or a petition going around to rename fire ants spicy boys. Yeah. I know.

These should just these should just say it's fire ants. And I talked about the fire ants 3 d documentary and how I probably wouldn't have turned it on if it was called spicy boys 3 d. No. See? That sounds like a little bit of a on repeat, but that's why you wouldn't have to turn it on because it'd just always be on.

It's either why? That's either spicy boys is either Mexican Chippendale's or a Mexican boy band. You know what? There might be a group out there called the spicy boys. I remember the island boys.

Island you you remember those weird ones? Yeah. Yo. Those guys are so stupid. Well, good to hear from you, Jim.

I hope you have a good one, man. Peace. You too. Have a good one, guys. Jade, in case you were wondering, there is a band called the Spice Boys.

Oh, here we go. Spicy boys demo number 16. Looks like they could use some followers, so I'm sorry you can't use that band name for your next project, Jade. Maybe you start that band in one of these, you know, small towns. You buy a mansion.

You have plenty of room for a big jam space, and you roll in, and we're the spicy boys. We're coming for you, Kansas. What do you think? I think you might be a big hit in a place like that. You think they're down with the spicy boys down south?

Maybe. Maybe. Isn't that where the Carolina Reaper was created? Carolina Reaper. Down south?

There you go. North or South Carolina, spicy boys. I could hit up Piper, ask her what she thinks. She's in Asheville. I think spicy boys would be a hit band there in Asheville.

Definitely. As I just searched endlessly for content, it was pretty much a failure today. Very difficult day to find just dumb things to talk about. I did some, find a post on Reddit where someone was asking if they were a jerk for asking their sister not to bring homemade food to their Thanksgiving dinner because they said her food is terrible. Said she likes experimenting with unusual ingredients, and her previous dishes have not gone over well with the family.

Like, last year, she brought special recipe stuffing that was over seasoned with random spices like cinnamon and cardamom. It was dry, and the flavors were confusing and totally off for stuffing. Only one person took a small bite. The rest went untouched. Another year, she brought a green bean casserole that had a strange chewy texture, and she, I don't know, had put a bunch of flour in it or something like that.

So she's like, yeah. Why don't you just bring some, like, soda and stuff? And the sister got mad. I mean, you don't wanna see food go to waste. Right?

I don't think it's that rude, but, you know, what if the sister if she didn't eat her own food, then she can't say anything. But if she thought it was delicious, then I'm sure she'd feel a little bit bad at her her cooking skills. I don't know. Jade has brought some of his family's Thanksgiving food in before. And I don't know how you screw up deviled eggs.

Alright? They are the easiest thing to make. The hardest part is boiling the eggs and peeling them. After that, it's a piece of cake. You know, you chop the eggs in half.

You take the yolks out. You mix them with a little bit of mayonnaise and mustard, maybe some, like, pepper and salt. And then you sprinkle a little paprika on him after you put the egg mixture back into the egg. How do you screw up deviled eggs or stuffing for that matter? I know Jade's brought in some stuffing too, but I'm like, what what is this?

Like, the mess I found for my cat the other day. Yeah. I I don't know what I'd say here. I'm too nice. I think I'm too nice.

I don't think I'd have it in me to tell my family member, please don't bring your terrible food. I just wouldn't need it. You know? Like, yeah. I'm not a big fan of stuffing.

But how can you turn down deviled eggs? Well, when they taste like that, I guess. Well, anyway, I'm gonna get out of here. I thought if I talked about Thanksgiving food, I might get hungry, but, appetite, not quite there yet today. Oh, well.

I'll just keep working. Who needs a lunch break, right, when you got work to do? I'll see you in a bit. Appreciate you listening to the show as always. Be a good human being today, and I will talk to you soon.

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