The Viktor Wilt Show

Hey everybody what's happening welcome to the Viktor Wilt Show it's Monday meh hope you had a good weekend mine was pretty good rain was alright went by way too fast had some stressful moments but ultimately it was pretty much fine got decent rest which is good for me usually not the case but doing alright still helping tonight I can get myself to bed nice and early yet again and maybe really crush some things down this week you know we got the upcoming Memorial Day weekend hope that you get to enjoy a three-day weekend we thankfully do primary elections tomorrow here in East Idaho so make sure to get out and vote educate yourself on the candidates check out East Idaho news comm they've got you know a bunch of different panels and interviews and things like that so you can get to know the candidates make sure you're voting for somebody that you really want to vote for and details can be found at is it vote Idaho gov I think so but yeah get out do your part and vote if you're registered Republican you'd vote in the Republican primary I think anybody else well I mean I think you can vote in the Democratic primary if you've registered Republican I think but you can only vote in one primary so keep all that in mind and I get out and do your part tomorrow all right I'm gonna get digging in to see what happened over the weekend hopefully some fun and stupid news now school lunch is not really known for being something amazing right but yeah it usually does the trick and isn't too disgusting till you get fed a bunch of dirt happened in Maine apparently there was a science experiment they were doing where they had baked potting soil as part of a test to sterilize it and later want to do test plant growth you know comparing the the baked soil to just regular old dirt so they had it in a baking dish covered with foil and it was set to the side of the stove area away from I guess where all the other food is for a well it wasn't even lunch it was some some type of a dinner but yeah they got the dirt out along with the rest of the food and I don't know if it looked like pudding or some type of you know delicious chocolate treat and that a number of kids were like all right no I'm not nothing and then they realized it was dirt then they removed the soil from the serving tables and dad said sorry yeah I mean if you want to feed kids dirt that's like good for him just get them some beats you know beats taste like dirt they're disgusting but I think they'd be fine for you to eat at a school function um anyway I guess I hope your breakfast goes well and is dirt free all right it's Monday let's take a look at the weather so we got in storage chili out this morning weather brought to you by Sinclair lubricants hard work is their heritage made American made true let's see here right now we're sitting at like 37 like I said a little bit chilly out there frost advisory till 9 o'clock this morning and then we're gonna get up to a whopping 57 degrees today so might not be the best day for a little bit of yard work looking at the week as a whole yeah it should warm up again by the weekend get back up into the 70s so a little bit chillier this week maybe I'll have to take that air conditioner out of the window if we're gonna be in the fridge attempts at nighttime let's take a look at some updates on various rumors from last week first we will start with Grand Theft Auto 6 there were people supposedly getting best buy emails on I believe it was Friday saying that pre-orders for GTA 6 are gonna begin today odd nothing happened in yet will we have anything GTA 6 related happen today I do not know but it's not looking like this pre-order thing is really going down a lot of people who were working in these type of retail stores starting to chime in online today saying you know there's nothing in our systems indicating pre-orders are coming so sorry and you'll probably see an online meltdown in the Grand Theft Auto communities because their fans are crazy now I'm one of them I'm not as nutty as some of them we got the game coming here in a few months hopefully and I'm just gonna sit back and wait for that not gonna let myself get too crazy with pre-order rumors or supposed trailer rumors or any of that stuff I think rock star will just drop it unexpectedly now but if that changes I'll keep you posted and then I saw another rumor floating around online that says that a speech has reportedly been prepared for President Trump confirming the existence of extraterrestrial life according to sources close to the president that's some guy online named Patrick Webb I don't know he has the blue check mark I don't know who he is because I'm not on X right now I'm looking at a post you know screen cap when's he gonna give the speech that would certainly throw things into a bit of a tizzy huh for the old planet better show us some video and if you're gonna prepare a speech you can't just believe politicians right they just say something like no I want to see that 4k video you guys have been talking about for a long time I want to see proof shows picture of an alien bring an alien out to talk to us come on but we'll see again that you can't just believe anything you see online all right even a Patrick Webb said it whoever he is but I'll keep you posted on that as well I've only just begun digging into the the wacky part of the internet here so we'll see what we can find for UFO news other than that looking like pretty minimal updates over the weekend on any other rumor fronts all right I'm gonna take a break and we'll be back you know music blah blah blah yeah I'm I don't know why I was looking at a list of the 10 most disturbing Stephen King books like I haven't actually read all of Stephen King's books the newer ones I have purchased but have not read they got to revival on here which I guess isn't that new 2014 but haven't read that one they did say number 10 most disturbing okay skeleton crew now that's got a bunch of short stories in it I have read that book which one are they saying is the the creepiest either the mist or survivor type yeah those are both good stories though I think that they made the movie even more disturbing for past midnight okay the Langoliers I guess that's sort of disturbing hmm I don't know under the dome it's got some disturbing moments the stand as well okay it you know when you when you read it there's some pretty gruesome scenes in that book a lot of which were left out of both of the movie adaptations and that's why I recommend reading it it's wild it's a wild book misery oh the book so much better than the movie there's the way it ends is crazy oh love it Gerald's game that's definitely disturbing okay pet cemetery at number two I thought that would be number one huh well that's one that I've read numerous times still trying to get back at read it back if you're listening you should kick back and read some pet cemetery today oh and they're putting the long walk at number one hmm it's pretty disturbing but I think pet cemetery is darker I don't know that's just me all great books you know I'd highly recommend if you've never dug into Stephen King that you do so there's a reason he's so popular because he rules all right his stories are wild and again if you've only seen the movies like the movies do not compare the only decent Stephen King adaptations are probably the Shawshank Redemption the long walk the Green Mile yet generally they're shorter stories and still still the books are better all right well let's see if I can find something better to talk about rather than just looking at my own interests here so as you know if you're a regular listener I would you know rather be home watching movies right now than be at work I think most people tend to feel that way right when it comes to work no matter what you do for a job well I did watch a great movie over the weekend it's called Send Help you know I love a good horror film and this one was a lot of fun from director Sam Raimi who is best known I'd say for Evil Dead the original ones as well as like Spider-Man and what's that other really good movie drag me to hell anyway I don't want to give any spoilers out on Send Help but it's on Hulu you can watch it if you have a Hulu subscription and it it was great it was great it was a lot of fun so you should watch that other than that I don't know I don't I don't think I made it through anything else this weekend one of those weekends where I'm like where did it go now it's just bam done but at least I got one good movie in now maybe I'll get lucky and I can get one in tonight we'll see there you go there's Victor's movie recommendation from the weekend Send Help if you're not into horror it might not be your thing but it's good all right um I'm gonna dig up some freak news and then I'll be right back okay hang on where to begin here um I guess first off I'm glad that everybody was safe after this crash at an air show in mountain home these videos are all over the internet uh pretty scary stuff yeah mid-air collision between a pair of navy super hornets slash growlers during the gunfighter skies air show at mountain home air force base uh yeah they ejected parachutes worked good all of the navy pilots found safe so everything ended well um did they keep the show going after that I don't know but uh let's see attendees were instructed not to leave the base so yeah they wanted to clear the area control a brush fire sparked by the crash um but again everybody's okay so that's good news uh speaking of flights all right imagine that it's late at night they've dimmed the lights in the cabin you're trying to take a nap because flying sucks but people won't shut up won't shut up and let you sleep won't even lower their voices well you might guess that this led to a brawl on an air asia x flight it looks like they were headed to china from quala lemper and uh yeah turned into a a full on brawl they got video footage online if you want to check it out there's some some bad language so i'm going to go ahead and pass i'm playing that in the background here but yeah you can see a woman pulling on a guy's lanyard screaming in the background and then uh you know you see uh the woman in the green top leaning over her seat and start punching this guy in the head who tried to shield himself uh behind his tray table uh but the cabin crew was able to get it under control so that that one ended well as well um i guess we could talk about this woman in arizona now news stories where someone has been arrested or convicted for selling drugs those are fairly common but i don't know if i've ever seen somebody in the u.s convicted of selling not only drugs and firearms but land mines land mines don't know how you get your hands on those i don't know who's in the market for them but apparently they're called bouncing betty land mines and she's just down in tucson slinging them um i would imagine that's going to be the most serious part of her charge um i don't know she did have lots of different drugs and things like that but you can't be putting land mines out onto the streets lady come on well they caught her she's in jail the land mines are off the streets can you imagine somebody just hey you want to buy some land mines like who's gonna say yes to that crazy people all right crazy people man don't do that don't buy land mines okay jays all right we made it to eight o'clock that's something we'll get through this day somehow how are my people doing i hope great and days going all right so far hopefully hopefully it picks up the pace though all right where was that story i had i've got too many tabs open here okay if you're going to head to a national park it can be romantic um this couple was at a national park and they're sitting down on a picnic table and you know they start getting a little frisky and then they just start you know go go into town um even in national parks there are cameras everywhere and uh this particular camera happened to be live streaming so about a thousand people tuned in and just guess watched watched away yeah you you could very likely be being filmed wherever you're at okay people put trail cams out in the middle of the woods they're gonna be cameras out seriously in the middle of nowhere so if you're at a popular picnic spot you know they're probably keeping an eye on it all right there's vandals there's naughty kids who come out and you know make a mess or naughty couples who come out and make a mess on the picnic table um yeah just you know find yourself a nice air bnb okay i don't know if the people watching the online stream were happy about it or not just that they did watch it okay if you're hanging out at the gym and somebody comes crashing through the ceiling i think it's time to go home right yeah this guy in his 50s made his way into the ceiling of an LA fitness in seattle um yeah apparently went into both the women's and men's bathrooms and couldn't be found so somebody's like hey there's this guy who's being kind of weird and i think he's in the ceiling they're like well why do you think he's in the ceiling and they're like well i saw a foot break through a ceiling tile uh then he fell through the ceiling landed on the ground about 15 feet below and was knocked unconscious um see officers believed he was experiencing a mental health crisis as he was unaware that he had fallen through the ceiling well he did knock himself out and that might take away the the few seconds before um yeah if you're getting the urge to climb up into the ceiling at the gym uh people are gonna think you're being a creep you might fall through the ceiling and really hurt yourself might end up in jail uh it's it's just a bad idea all around okay nobody needs to be dealing with this like on a monday morning you know first thing in the morning some guy almost fall on your head through the ceiling old man all busted up on the ground knocked out it's like i don't need this don't need this in my life just need some peace and quiet so anyway as far as i know nobody above me i know these ceiling tiles they ain't holding the way to pretty much anybody around here maybe jade that's probably about it all right i think we need to do a little bit of sleep token hey it's a long song too maybe i can get a nap in architects on k-bear what's up people it's the victor wealth show monday edition and i guess we got a little bit of a ufo update let's see was this last night that this image was posted i think so you know president trump he loves tweeting away on truth social well Well, he posted what it's gotta be an AI image of himself walking next to an alien. And you know, they've been releasing all this UFO information, but nothing super exciting has come out of it yet. And so people are just kind of patiently waiting for the next dump of information. But where did it say here that he had been like briefed on briefed on extraterrestrials here? Says he was told about a UFO retrieval program.

All right, are we going to see some pictures of real aliens and real UFOs? They're saying that he's been briefed on the retrieval program and he's gonna tell the American public that he knows what's happening. There was another article earlier saying, well, I talked about it was not an article, a tweet saying there was a speech prepared for President Trump to disclose that extraterrestrials are real.

Now, that was just a tweet online. And this is clearly an AI image, but I don't know if he's, you know, just trying to give people to talk about other things or if we're going to get some solid quality UFO information out of the government, I'm guessing with trying to distract us from other things being the answer. But what do I know?

I'll keep you posted by seeing anything else, but nothing, nothing too concrete yet. Hi, Jade. Hi, bad friend. I am a bad friend, just like you. I like how you guys changed the group chat at some point to bad friends texting.

That was Josh. I'm like, how did you do that? Yeah, I didn't know you did that. I'm old man, I don't know how to do that stuff. I don't know how to do that stuff either, but made me laugh.

I know how to doom scroll through TikTok and reels and then send you the more crazy stuff that comes up in my algorithm because it's something else. Yeah, I hadn't looked at these. And this one you sent me, was this yesterday?

It might have been Saturday. Yeah, I don't know how I missed it, but I'll just walk the listeners through it. I haven't watched it all yet.

I started it and was like, okay. See if you can describe this. All right, so the first image here, this is a man brushing his, well, his feet. He has toes coming out of his mouth and he is brushing them with a toothbrush. He's hanging over his sink. That appears to be a poo monster climbing out of the toilet and kind of looking at him.

He looks over, he's still scrubbing his toes. This is a rather large man. He's a large man. This poo monster kind of looks like a little alien. Imagine peaches if he grew toes for teeth.

Yeah. And he just opened up the cupboard with his teeth toes. The alien poo monster is jumping up and down in the toilet excitedly. What did he just throw? He's playing fetch with it, I guess, with the alien poo monster.

He threw something. Okay, now he's sitting on the toilet with a laptop and he's watching him. You feel bad for that toilet with how big this guy is? Yeah, this guy, he's big. This is a big guy and he's watching a video that looks like an animated AI tree with a face that is very distraught or something like that. And the toes are just hanging out of his mouth. He's enthralled by this video on this laptop and it's a singing tree and it's got creepy eyes. I figured this would be right up your alley since you're kind of a weirdo.

Yeah, this is just the kind of nightmare fuel I need on a Monday morning at 8.56 a.m. Okay, now and the man's naked on the toilet, by the way. Now he is kneeling in front of it. It looked like he was going to throw up or something, but there appears to be, is that a baby version of him? It's not like a fetus, but it's like a little tiny baby. Now there's a woman in the room with the poo alien and the guy, he's still kneeling naked by the toilet, nodding.

Now she's nodding at him. Pooh aliens just stand in there. I was watching this with my wife and she was like, what in the world, Jade? All right, now they just floated across the room.

Apparently they don't walk. He's putting the little baby that he found in the toilet in a basket in front of a picture of the singing tree, almost like some kind of a offering to it. The woman's next to him. Now the little baby is floating up into the air into a ball of light. He's getting weirder and weirder. Okay, now the baby's, like with the singing tree, and it's looking down at him, and they're in some type of a futuristic like restaurant or something. Now the tree just fed him something somehow out of its stick finger.

And there's a turtle with a piece of celery that is also feeding the little baby fetus man. And I think that's the end. Yep.

Okay. You gotta love the weird stuff you can find on TikTok and Reels. Yeah, well the other one you sent me was, I don't want to click play on it because, you know, TikTok, it'll fire up a video for a few seconds before. And you don't know what you were watching.

Yeah, the last one that popped up was Chris Motionless immediately swearing. But this other one is a combo of foot and hands and eyes and face spinning around in a very unsettling manner. Like a weird jello mold.

I don't know how to describe it other than nightmare fuel. What's awesome is once you watch one of these, and then your whole algorithm is messed up for the next couple of days. Good, good. Give me more of that instead of the like local politicians videos. Can I get some more of this, please? Great. Josh's response was, this is so weird.

Fitting, it's accurate. And whatever Josh sent us this morning, we were unable to view. Well, there was the one where the guy is at the fountain, the soda fountain machine.

He appears to be sleeping while standing. I've seen that before. That's a good skill. If you can be asleep but still on your feet and still moving.

Now, you're a pro if you got those kind of skills. Why are we walking? Well, that song is called Little One. That is not what just walked in the room. That's right. Big one.

V5. Fofum. What's up, peaches? Oh, you know it's Monday. It definitely feels like Monday.

Oh, yeah. Definitely feels like Monday. I did not stop moving around at all this weekend.

Now, just going nonstop. I sold a whole bunch of stuff to a bunch of different places. I walked it. You ever, you ever walk into a mall holding a giant box of just stuff?

No. It kind of looks suspicious when you walk in with a giant car. A cardboard box and some 12-year-old kid was nice enough to open the door for me. That's good.

V5. Well, I'm glad it was productive. I got some things done this weekend. Not too bad. It was busy. Lots of driving to and from Pokey.

Yeah, my apartment's a whole lot more empty. Right on. Right on.

I need to get some cleaning up done around my house. That's for sure. But do I trust what the landlord says about patching up those holes in the wall for when I hunt things up?

Hopefully. You never know what the landlord says. That's why I'm kind of like, I do it myself. And then, you know, are they going to make you paint, you know, or do you just need to fill in the holes?

Well, I just know there was that one time the upstairs water heater broke and it was leaking through my ceiling. Yeah. And somebody came over and painted that little section. And you've seen it after the fact. Yeah, it doesn't match. It doesn't match at all. It looks like a zebra up there. Or it looks like a cheetah.

Was that's what I was going for? Yeah, it's one big like light splotch on the roof. Yeah, I lived in my first apartment. I don't know what was going on in there, but like some type of paint had been used at some point that was a little bit different. And over the I think I lived there a couple of years. It's it started fading. And so there were all these weird lines on the wall, like, you know, just brush marks. And they tried to make me pay for it.

Right. And they're like, why did you, you know, paint all weird all over the walls? I'm like, I didn't do that. And I found the photos from when I originally moved in and you could faintly see the patterns where they were.

They just I don't know if it was temperature or what, but the paint just changed color. Luckily enough, I still have that video and the photos on my phone of my apartment when I first moved in. Yeah, exactly.

Because I have seen landlords really try to stick it to people before. I can't believe it's been five years in that same place. Five years? Well, you were just saying Red Dead came out 16 years ago.

Red Dead Part One. That is a long time ago. I think we were back in high school when my friend Zach was imitating the Southern accent and annoying his mom.

It was quite funny. Well, you know, we'll get another new Rockstar game in a few months, peaches. We'll see.

We'll see. I did. I did do. I did one of the many things that I sold over the weekend was my Xbox. Was your Xbox? And who knows if when GTA 6 will come out on PC, I found out my PC is barely able to handle like these modern games kind of. So I'm thinking I might need to invest in some computer parts before.

Or just a PS5. Yeah, they're like I saw one on sale at one of the places that I was at. They just raised the price on 650 bucks. Yeah. Yeah, I think the PS5 Pro is like $900 now.

It's crazy. There's no need for that. I mean, like you might as well just get the computer parts. You know the reason they're raising the prices is because GTA 6 is coming out.

Oh, duh. You know, they're like, hey, we're going to be selling a lot of these machines. Let's let's rake them through the cold. So let's take that money. Well, good old capitalism peaches. Capitalism at its finest.

Corporate greed. Gotta love it. Thanks, Sony. Thanks so much.

Yeah. Hopefully it'll run good on a standard PS5. You know, I didn't see any need to upgrade to the Pro though running GTA 6 and its best form.

They're saying that's PS5 Pro. I don't know. I don't know if I'd be willing to fork over that kind of money. I still have some time to where I could. I could just start building the PC to the absolute best it can be. Yeah, but they might not put it out on PC for like a year or something. That's okay.

Yeah. And then you'll get it all spoiled by then. Well, I'm used to I'm used to waiting for games anyway, because I never pay full price for anything. The only games I do are basically Rockstar games and Resident Evil. I think those are the only full price games I bought in the last like 15 years.

Like I'm a huge Borderlands fan. I have not bought four at all because it's still 60 bucks. Yeah, I bought GTA.

Or 70. GTA 5 when it came out. I bought Resident Evil 8 when it came out and the new Resident Evil and then Red Dead part 2. I think everything else I've waited for a bit of a discount.

But GTA 6 day one. No matter what ridiculous price they charge for it. I bet it's going to be 80 bucks. That's my prediction. I'm guessing it's going to be 100. You think 100?

I'm sure they're going to try to milk that fame. Yeah. Deluxe Edition 150. And you know that people will pay it. Like if it was 100 bucks, I'd pay it. I'd be a little frustrated, but I'd pay it. Yeah, see you're part of the problem. Well, you know when I was a kid peaches games cost upwards of 80 bucks.

So I just remember seeing a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland. It was on sale. It was full price. 49.99 back in the day. Yeah. When things switched to discs, they got a little bit cheaper for a while.

My dad was like, what? Who's paying that price for a game? I have the receipt somewhere for Mortal Kombat 3, 80 bucks on the Super Nintendo. Well, outrageous. People don't believe that games used to cost that much, but they did. They did.

It was dumb. And those games were not near the quality of something today. You know, like games with a 40 hour or 50, 60 hour, you know, play through time. Yeah. I wonder how long that campaign is going to be for GTA 6.

I don't know. It's got to be longer than Red Dead 2. It's got to be very intricate and all of that. I hope so, man. I'm sure they're going to incorporate some kind of AI thing too. It's going to make a lot of people mad. Probably.

Yeah. They were, you know, spreading rumors all weekend about pre-sales starting today. And the other doesn't seem to be any indication of that happening. There was a guy that was trying to say that trailer number three or was it trailer number two? Has trailer two come out yet? Yeah. So this guy was trying to say trailer number three was going to come out on May 14th because he was tracking the moon cycles. Yeah. People were getting pretty wacky in that thread here.

I mean, even right now, the conspiracy theory stuff is running wild and now people are really angry. There's a blank rock star post. You can guess what the blank was and it just says it over and over and over because somebody said they got an email from Best Buy showing pre-sales on like Friday. Just wait for rock star themselves to drop the info. You'd think people would learn by now.

You can't just believe everything you see on the internet, but people be dumb. Peaches. Oh yeah, no kidding. People be dumb. So if we get any updates on GTA 6 stuff, you know, we'll let you know immediately.

All right. My feet is just flooded with alien stories. I've been talking too much about aliens, I guess. According to the New York Post, an ex-government researcher claims that four alien species have been pulled from crashed UFOs. The four most commonly reported alien beings would be the standard gray alien. You know, looks kind of human like. They're gray. They're small, like, you know, under five feet tall.

Got the big black eyes. Then you've got the mantis, which this would be very unsettling to see in person. You know, it looks like a praying mantis. I'm also about seven feet tall, which is unsettling. Imagine a peach-sized praying mantis. Yeah.

Very creepy. We got the Nordic, which I've also heard referred to as the tall whites. They're about seven and a half, eight feet tall, you know, blonde hair. You know, it looked like they're from Sweden.

And then you've got the reptilian, eight feet tall, and very, very scary and dinosaur-like. So this guy's claiming, you know, that they pulled these from UFO wreckage. Show me some pictures then.

Come on. I've about had it with all these UFO stories and nothing that really, really delivers on the promises of disclosure information. But who knows? You know, we had that other news report I talked about early on the show that said there was supposedly a speech prepared for the president confirming the existence of extraterrestrial life. But this is also the Internet and it's filled with a bunch of garbage and false information. So we could have a whole lot of nothing coming our way, but at least it's giving me something to talk about on the show.

I suppose. So there's your four type of aliens. Which ones are we going to meet first?

I don't know. Well, that was Tom Morello and Caleb Shomo with Everything Burns. Do you think that burned?

That video you showed me? Maybe just extreme relief while burning. Well, or at least for the horse trainer, burning of the nostrils. Eyeballs and everything. I guess that sometimes, and I didn't know this about horses, but they need a little bit of human help to get the farts out. My spirit animal.

She got this horse laying on its side and the woman's just kind of pushing on its belly. And then. You know, massage.

Yeah. And she manages to help them get a fart out. And I gotta say it's an impressive fart, Jade.

I'm. I wish I could do that. Dude, I bet that would. If you could fart like that. I mean, that is ultimate relief. You take the rest of the day off. That's right. You listeners want to hear it?

Here you go. I like the little one that comes up first. Oh, it just goes on so long. I'm better share that in the K-Bear group. Help your Monday out. All right. There we go. Brighten listeners days here a little bit. With some brown.

And rat. The brown Monday. It's not blue Monday. It's a brown Monday.

It's definitely feeling like a brown Monday. Oh, yeah. Don't we have to go to a meeting in a few minutes?

Yeah. That's brown Monday. All right, everybody. We'll just keep talking colors. We'll leave with some yellow led better. That's what that horse had stuck inside of a yellow led better.

Trying to get it out. We'll see you at noon, everybody. Bye bye. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show. This program is a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.