The Viktor Wilt Show

Don't know what it is about having to jump right on air and need to sneeze. Hang on. Luckily, I can turn the mics off. It's weird. It always happens, like, right when I'm about to turn the mic on.

Just all of a sudden. Ugh. Anyway, hi. How's it going? What's up?

It's the Victor Will program. No. No. I was looking at a list of life skills everyone should know by the time they're 30. And I was gonna go, okay.

How many of these do I know by, 42 if you're supposed to know them by 30. Oh, boy. I don't like going through lists like this that make me feel like, you know, I'm behind on being an adult, but maybe I do know these things. Maybe. Conflict resolution.

Okay. I I think I'm pretty good at that. I think. I'm very patient, really. You know, it it takes a lot to get me to just snap, you know, when it comes to conflict.

Piece of advice, if you need to make a response to somebody. You know, say somebody send you an email and you feel like you just need to fire up the keyboard and, oh, yeah. Well, how about this? Wait at least a day. Alright?

You're gonna feel a lot differently after about 24 hours of being able to just let that issue fester in your head, and you'll figure out a reasonable response. And after sleep, you'll generally calm down. Never give an immediate response when somebody you know, like, you might be looking at Facebook comments or some kind of social media post, and you get this instant need to respond. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Sit for a while and wait and go back. It happens to me all the time, especially right now during election season. I see people posting outrageous, ridiculous, like, lies and stuff, just straight up propaganda. And I wanna dive in and be like, are you crazy? How could you believe that?

What's wrong with you? Look at this. Look at these facts. But then I, you know, I'll start typing, and then I go delete delete the comment. Just don't don't click post.

Just move along because it's not gonna do any good. Then you just end up in a Facebook argument. And I've figured out at this point, there's pretty much no changing anyone's mind when it comes to political stuff. People are so trapped in their little echo chambers. They're you you just can't get any kind of new information through people's head.

So much as I feel like it almost is my duty to do so as a, you know, media person, some type of influencer, I just tend to keep my mouth shut. And it's very frustrating because I do feel like that's kind of a failure, you know, on my part as a person who, you know, even if it only impacts a little tiny portion of humanity. Maybe I could have some good impact, but at the same time, some people get so mad. It's like, well, I'll just shut up and move along, and I'll just, listen to something else. Oh, yeah.

We were gonna talk about life skills everyone should know by the time they're 30. So conflict resolution, patience. Patience is key. Deep breaths. Don't let yourself get all worked up over little things.

How to manage money. And now I get all of my bills paid. You know, I I'm okay in that realm. Not as good as I would like to be. Sometimes I get a bit manic, and I'm like, oh, I need to buy something.

And then I go, alright, dude. Now you're gonna have to pay for that. You're, you know, you gotta pay this off. You gotta work you gotta build up some money, bro. What are you doing?

Very important to learn how to manage money. That's why I encourage you young people. You know, say you're in your teens or early twenties. Nobody talked to me about doing things like investing or setting up a retirement plan. People in their twenties don't think about that.

I'll tell you what. Buy life insurance, you know, because it's gonna be dirt cheap at your age. Dirt cheap. If you are really young, you can get one of these plans that'll go till you're, like, 70 or something. And, you're gonna get this rate that just sticks.

Where if you're my age, they're like, yeah. You could die any day. You're gonna pay a lot, buddy. Retirement plan. If you invest in a 401 k, you start doing that in your early twenties, Do you know how much money you will have built up by the time you're my age?

Why didn't anybody tell you know, we've got all these useless classes in school like algebra. Yeah. I said it. Nobody uses it once you get out of school. Okay.

I shouldn't say nobody. Most people don't use it ever again. Why don't we have a class that teaches you about, okay, investing in, safe stocks and things like that. You know, setting up a retirement plan at a very young age, you know, finding affordable things like life insurance. Nah.

We're doing these tedious a plus b times x equal. Seriously, I've I've run retail places. I you know, I've been the manager of a retail place where I was handling inventory and budgets and things like that. There's a lot of math in my job here. It still comes down to basic, you know, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction.

Sorry, math teachers. I'm sorry. But I just think it's stupid that there aren't classes that teach the, you know, life skills that pretty much everyone could use. Like, back to critical thinking no. Or wait.

It was conflict resolution. But critical thinking, that doesn't seem to be being taught. And that's why people buy into some of that stupid garbage I was talking about earlier. They don't know how to critically research information. They go, I saw somebody say something.

Somebody said it. Well, that doesn't work for me. K? I need facts and data. Yeah.

That's why radio sucks. People don't rely on facts and data. They're running radio like they were, you know, 30 years ago. That's how we've always done it. Okay.

JD just told me on the phone to not be grumpy, and I feel like I'm getting grumpy. I mean, I don't feel grumpy, but I feel like I'm sounding grumpy. I'm not grumpy. I'm in a good mood. I just watched a new music video from Lady Gaga.

How could you be in a bad mood after that? By the way, my reaction video for that's up on YouTube. If you wanna watch me enjoying Lady Gaga, you can go, check it out. Maybe I'll go post that in the caber group and just get roasted. Just get ruthlessly roasted.

All right. Feel like I woke myself up a little bit though with that. And, and I didn't even get past, 2 life skills that everyone should know by the time they're 30. How to find out how to do something you don't already know? Okay.

Thankfully, I know that we have, the Internet and libraries and things like that. Books. You can figure out just about anything on your own. You do have to put in some effort, though. Like, hey.

How do I make a YouTube video? There are 10,000,000,000 tutorials on actually YouTube itself. How to use Photoshop? How to use Adobe Premiere? Yeah.

You just gotta buckle down and put the effort in. Now it's it's hard, but you can do it. Okay. Anyway, I have a feeling I'm gonna hit a life skill that I don't know. Friday.

What up? It's Victor Wilt. Happy day after Halloween. I hope you had a good Halloween. Hope the kids stayed warm out trick or treating.

Man, it was, pretty much a ghost town as far as trick or treaters at my house goes. It sounded like at the church right around the corner, it was, you know, just raging with the trunk or treat, and then everybody apparently, went home. So, the people who showed up at my house, I started out light giving out candy, and I feel bad now because I ended up having 4 trick or treaters. So, you know, the final kid who came by, he got a massive handful of, Twix and Snickers and KitKat, and then I went to bed. Yeah.

I was like, alright. It's it's a little after 8. I give up. I'm going to sleep. And then, listener Bryce hit me up, was like, hey.

You know, boy wants to come by, get some candy, and see the place because I always got decorations out and stuff. And I'm like, sorry, man. I'm in bed. I know. I'm old.

But, yeah, it was mainly a lack of enthusiasm that, put me to sleep if if nobody's coming by. Alright. So I forgot to bring the candy to work. I don't need all of that candy sitting around. I mean, I I don't have a ton, but it's enough that I go, alright.

I gotta get rid of this. I don't need Snickers staring me in the face. I saw a number of posts people expressing the same kind of thing on social media as I was getting ready this morning. So, yeah, good luck. I I don't know.

There's probably somewhere you can donate the candy or I don't know. Just bring it to your workplace, and then let everybody else go, oh, I don't want to do it, and then they dig in. Anyhow, good morning. Happy Friday. Happy birthday to my sister.

Need to, send her a digital Amazon card or something. Better, get on that. Anyhow, hope you're having a good morning so far. We've got plenty going on today. Gonna be giving away a Nintendo switch bundle with Brent Gordon Law.

If you haven't entered to win that, fire up the k Bear or all taps and sign up. Be a great way to kick off the weekend, with a Nintendo switch bundle. I think that would be pretty sweet. So, yeah, gotta enter to win. Gotta play to win, and somebody will win later on today.

Good luck to all. I am not as pumped as I should be for it being Friday. Need to wake myself up a little bit more. I did pound down some coffee, but it's just not quite cutting it. It's probably the intimidating pile of tasks I need to complete today.

I just need to get cracking on them. Just need to pick 1 and do it. Ugh. Where to begin? I don't know.

Hey. If you're looking for something fun to do this weekend, it's, you know, it's a time change, the end of daylight saving time. I mean, I I guess at least we get a bonus hour. But how do you spend it? Well, one way is by entering to win that Nintendo Switch bundle I talked about earlier.

And I'll go ahead and, fire up the k Bear and all taps. Try to win that with k Bear and Brent Gordon Law. And then if you win that, you just sit around and game. Another thing you could do is check out the bonus hour of jank show. Yeah.

We got a 5 hour metal show this Saturday night going from 10 AM to 2 AM. But at 2 AM, it becomes 1 AM again, so you get another 1 AM hour Bonus hour of jank show. It happens once a year, the 5 hour edition of jank show. So perfect weekend to, I don't know, meddle down and then sleep in Sunday and go, ah, Sunday. I gotta go to work Monday.

Anyway, I I recommend you check out this weekend's jank show. 5 hours of crushing brutality is always a fun time, and it's the ultimate soundtrack for your Saturday night festivities. So give it a go. Give it a go. And, if you ever have any requests or suggestions for the program, shoot me an email with Jing Cho in the title, Victor at Riverbendmediagroup.com.

See if we can get that added to the program for you. Alright. I shall begin tackling tasks, but I'll also continue to give you a show. K? My apologies for my delay in yapping, but I was cutting a reaction video to the new Lady Gaga music video.

That's right. That's what I was up to. Hey. You know, if you haven't checked it out, I thought it was pretty cool. I'll admit it.

I thought it was pretty great, and I think the new song from Lady Gaga called disease is really good too. I don't know. That gives me, like, 9 inch nails vibes. I really think if she added a little bit of distorted guitars to it it would fit on kay bear I don't know I'm getting kind of weirder by the day as I get older and older but yeah I thought it was really good. Song's a banger.

Yeah. Really fun. Good vibes. I think she could put out a rock or metal album. I really think she could and it would be really good.

You know, there have been a number of artists in that pop world kinda drifting in that direction, and you'll see people complain about that online or, like, if a celebrity is wearing a metal t shirt. All of these things are good for metal. Alright? You know, anything that is promoting metal to the masses or promoting rock music to the masses is good for those genres. We need to take back over.

Alright? Countries had a weird run recently, and these top tier country artists well, okay. I shouldn't say all of them. But some of these big country artists that are really blowing up, I I don't know. They don't compare to Lady Gaga.

That's for sure. So, yeah, I wanna see rock and metal take over. You know? And as the pop world has been drifting in that direction, I can see younger people drifting toward okay. Well, well, what else is going on with these kind of driving rhythms?

Then all of a sudden, they're listening to Bad Omens and Bring Me the Horizon and Sleep Token. And then from there, next thing you know well, where where did all this come from? Then they're listening to Slayer. It could happen. It's the Victor Will show.

Hello. Good morning. Happy Friday. Okay. What else do we have in this list of life skills everyone should know by the time they're 30?

So far, I'm doing pretty good, my forties. Pretty good at these things, but I know we're gonna find something that I go oof. Oof. I don't know how to do that. What's wrong with me?

How to thank others when appropriate and how to apologize when appropriate. I think you should learn that by, you know, the time you're 5, not 30. Jeez. However, there are people I know who don't know how to thank others when appropriate or how to apologize. Now learn how to take some responsibility.

What else do we have here? Household budgeting. We already talked about that in the, previous break. Cooking basic meals. Alright.

I do know how to do that. Alright. I don't generally do it anymore. And I I just nuke something up. I don't know.

I don't have a family around. I got no kids in the house. I don't need to cook up something elaborate. I just need to ensure that I'm fed. I do need to pick probably better items, so less pizza, more veggies.

Pizza's just so convenient, so convenient and easy, and there are some frozen pizzas out there nowadays that are top notch. Top notch. But you should know how to cook a basic meal. Eventually, you're gonna have somebody show up at your house and they'd be like, oh, well, you want some mac and cheese? And they're like, dude, of course, I do.

Mac and cheese is delicious. Alright. That's a basic meal, mac and cheese. Set healthy boundaries. Stop letting people invalidate your worth or push you in a direction you aren't comfortable going.

Don't be afraid to walk away from people, jobs, or situations that are bad for you. That's a tough one for, I think, people of all ages. And, unfortunately, I don't know how you can really learn to set healthy boundaries without going through, you know, the trenches there and, just kinda learning learning how to deal with these situations. It it's tough. I'm terrible sometimes when it comes to setting good boundaries.

I I think I'm getting better at it nowadays, but when I was younger yeah. You know? Try to not let people walk all over you. Don't let people gaslight you. Alright.

Let's go to the phones. K Bear, you're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? This is JD.

Good morning. Hey. Good morning. Lovely show. JD.

Are you today, Victor? I'm doing great. How about you? It's a lovely morning. You know?

Oh, yeah. It's beautiful out there. Lovely day. Yeah. Nice and warm.

Than it's cloudy, you know, a little bit. The sunny woken up yet. Well, hopefully, it's a little bit nicer than yesterday. So Yeah. The wind yesterday was a little bit biting.

You know, both of biting depending on where you were at. Yeah. It didn't didn't look very fun for, trick or treating. So Nah. And I didn't go trick or treating.

Thank god. Yep. Me either. Kids are, they're on their own now, so I don't have to take them out trick or treating. So There you go.

There you go. Yeah. Loved you and, costumes yesterday at no limit guitar. Yes. Thanks to Peaches for bringing a mask since I forgot.

I threw on the, clown luchador mask, and it was a lot of fun. Peaches was dressed as, mister incredible. We had, one of our newer, media people, Maddie, there. She was dressed as, we'll just say, Arthur Morgan from Red Dead. She was dressed as a cowboy, and then Ruhlin said he was rock and roll zombie grandma, but he didn't have the, makeup on.

But he still looked very, very beautiful. Yeah. He was great. He was great. I just was I just wanted to make a a a comment on you know, you're talking about people and what what is it, you know, Things you should know how to do.

Yeah. Life skills. Life skills you should have by the time you're 30, which, you know, when it comes to me, when it there are life skills that I don't have. There's a guy I call named JD, and he comes up here and helps me, with these problems. So everybody, that's a life skill you need is, you need to find a JD.

You know? A good friend who has knowledge of things you're just, you know, you're just lacking in by the time you're 30. A good friend that can help you out. Well well, thank you. Thank you.

I was gonna say, you know, one of the things that life skills that I learned that was important to me is, I just wanna share real quick is when I have a problem, I look in the mirror first because most of the time, if I have a problem, I am the problem. Dude, that's I I don't think people realize that their problems are usually their own first. Well, it's a lot easier to blame other people than really take a look at yourself and, you know, just dive into that introspection introspection because it's it's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable to look at yourself sometimes. And, you know, and and the accountability that goes with you being the problem.

You're taking care of yourself. It's it's hurtful. It's painful sometimes. It's, you know, we hate I hate to admit sometimes that, yeah. I'm I'm the dumb one in this.

You know? I'm the one. Oh, yeah. Dude, I I am if there's anybody who beats me up mentally, it's me. Yeah.

So Yeah. I mean, that's a good at the end of the day, that's a great problem solving skill. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely.

So Learning that you're in control of your own happiness. Is it my problem or somebody else's? And if it's somebody else's, I don't have to be upset about that. Yeah. Yeah.

Precisely, man. And then, learning how to deal with, that anger and frustration in a somewhat healthy way. That's another one that, it it it can be very challenging. Yes. Yep.

But once you get to the point that you can, you know, take a deep breath and go, okay, this isn't the end of the world. I don't need to let this rage, you know, just roll through me and make me crazy. It you're you know, you'll end up giving yourself an aneurysm or something living that way. Yeah. I've, you know, letting that kind of behavior control you, control yourself.

It's horrifying. It's horrible. Yeah. Absolutely, man. Absolutely.

Every day waking up angry at the world, I've gotta blame the world because I'm angry. Yeah. It sucks. Yeah. I've I've been there, man.

I've I've been through lots of angry periods of my life. And, you know, I that's why I mentioned to people that, you know, if you are going through any type of mental health stuff, whether it's depression or anger or whatever, I mean, consider going and talking to somebody. There are professionals out there that can help people and that made a huge difference in my life. And that's how I've learned many healthy coping skills because over the years, I've definitely had not healthy coping skills. So.

Yeah, I guess, I, you know, I definitely agree with that. Victor, you do need to see a therapist, but anyway, I do. I, and, I, I need to, and I do see one. So nothing to be ashamed of. I think I think a lot of guys, you know, think that, you know, oh, it's not manly, you know, you got these I I've talked every once in a while about these alpha male influencers and things like that.

And it's like, no, dude. Just being a good human being is what you need to do to make your life good and other people around you. There's nothing wrong with going out and getting some help. So No. You know, having somebody you trust that you can be honest with when you talk to them about anything or everything is huge.

A huge thing in your life. Absolutely. And I mean, these are people who went to school for this. They're, you know, trained in healthy ways to deal with things and, you know, most people are like, well, I got a friend I could talk to, but it it's very different. It's it's not the same.

Yep. It is a lot of the same. And sometimes your friends might give you very bad advice. I was just I was I was just gonna say friends are kinda subjective in what they tell you. Yeah.

You know? Exactly. They're biased in, you know, they're not gonna most friends are not gonna make you take a critical look at yourself. Right. Because yeah.

They're they're not really, you know, objective as far as pointing out, hey. If you think about this, maybe this is what's going on with you. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.

It yeah. But, anyways, I just wanted to call and tell you, you know, love you, love the show. Well, thank you. You know, there's an election coming up. Too bad it's not for city council because I'd say Victor Wilford city council.

Well, when it I just gotta keep my ears open for the next time there is a city council council election. And, I don't know how that works, but, Victor Wilt for city council. One of these days. Well, that works for works for me, man. Hey, man.

I'm good. Well, you have a great, great day, JD. Always good to talk to you, and, I hope the work day goes by fast and well. You too, my friend. Thanks, man.

I'll be list I'll be listening. Have a good one. Alright, man. You too. Peace.

Bye. Alright. Hang on, everybody. We're gonna get some freak news here in just a minute. Don't go anywhere.

The Internet trying to convince me to move to Pittsburgh, the Paris of Appalachia. I have never heard of Pittsburgh being referred to as the Paris of anything, but I don't know much about Pittsburgh, apparently. All I know is when I see Pennsylvania pop up on my social media feed, it tends to be like, hey. Look at this awesome mansion that you can buy for, like, half the price of a starter home in East Idaho. And I just go, man, should I move to Pennsylvania?

Live in my, you know, creepy old Victorian house? Just move out to the woods. You know, I could sell my house, and I'd I'd be good to go. Be good to go. But I don't know.

They don't well, apple out should they have mountains. Right? The smoky mountains and isn't that, down that way? Is Pittsburgh a place that's pummeled by natural disasters? What do they got for a rock station down there?

Alright, everybody. I'm out. I'm moving to the Paris of Appalachia. Yeah. You call it a hilly welcoming city with a it's sitting at the junction of 3 rivers.

Well, we only got, like, 2. We only got 2 around here. We got the Portnip and the Snake. Right? They got 3.

I I don't tend to go out on the river, but hey. Look at that. The Heinz Ketchup Factory and History Center. The Heinz History Center? That that does sound like my kind of place.

If you know me well, you know I'm a ketchup guy. Maybe I'm destined to move to Pittsburgh. Hey. They got a museum. The Carnegie Museum of Art.

I like looking at stuff. I like a good museum. We do have a great museum here at the Museum of Idaho. It's very nice. Oh, look at oh, I'm scrolling this article, and they have a picture of a cheeseburger.

K? This is a cheeseburger with bacon on it and not just cheese, but liquid cheese. Is this a sign? Is this a sign? Maybe I gotta go visit Pittsburgh.

Maybe this is a dream place that I had no idea was was for me. I like the look of the, the downtown area here. Let's see here what people are saying in the comment board. Pittsburgh was also the home of George Romero, and he shot some of his movies there. It's a horror movie capital.

You know how much I love horror movies? You know, people are actually being very positive in the comments. Alright. I gotta close that before I end up, booking a flight. Get out of here and go to Pittsburgh.

Alright. I better quit talking about it. I'm gonna drive up the housing prices. There's a guy online complaining about his Q tips not being as strong as they used to be. That's newsworthy according to daily.com.

Yeah. They don't make them like they used to. He's got 2 cartons of q tips, and he's like, look at look at this. These ones bend a little bit more. You know, I had noticed that it seemed like q tips were kind of flimsy, and then I realized I buy the generic brand.

Yeah. So that's I I just assumed it was because I was cheap. Maybe it's all of them. Alright. What else do we have here?

If you're gonna celebrate a world series celebration, I I celebrate a celebration. That was bad. Okay. Anyway, if you're gonna celebrate a world series victory, that's what I was meaning to say. Don't blow your hand off with with fireworks.

Yeah. There's a video which I have not watched the video. I see these still images here at TMZ of a dodgers fan who blew their hand off lighting a firework in the streets of LA. Why do people get out and get so destructive when it comes to celebrating? Ugh.

I I like my hands. As I've pointed out many times on this show, hands are handy. So, yeah, fireworks make me nervous the older I get. And there was another article talking about wolverines. This guy was all excited because he got a photo of 1.

The headline was man films animal so rare that even its tracks are hardly ever seen, and the article went on to say that there are only a few 100 in the world. Did you know that? I thought wolverines were, you know, elusive, but there were plenty of them out there. You know, vicious little beasts that if you encounter 1 in the woods, you're gonna have a really bad time. Yeah.

Apparently, they're on their way out or something. Critically endangered. I had no idea, but, you can check out his photos of 1 sniffing around by a a river. So, yeah. One of these the more you know situations here.

Alright. We'll get into things like the, naked pumpkin run and this sad squirrel story later on the show. Freak news powered by Greasemonkey voted Idaho's best oil change. Hang on. The sad squirrel story.

I think we need different music. Do I have any kind of a sad music bed? Anything sad here? I don't tend to put sad music beds on. Yeah.

These are none of them sad. Let's talk about this squirrel. Now, a squirrel story should not be sad, but this one is. This man in New York rescued a squirrel. He named it peanut and he turned it into a social media star.

But then people online started complaining. This guy shouldn't have a squirrel. Squirrels can pack rabies. They should take this squirrel away. Well, his house was raided.

Yeah. State authorities raided his house and took the squirrel. He said they did it without a search warrant, and it was treated as if he was a drug dealer and they were going for drugs and guns. Oh, look at this picture of a little peanut wearing a cowboy hat. Oh.

So, anyway, this guy, he must have had additional pets because they did mention that a raccoon was also, seized at his house and it's illegal to keep wildlife as pets. You're not allowed to have squirrels or raccoons as pets. So he was breaking the law, but peanut was his little friend. You know, he doesn't know where peanut is. He says, well, Internet, you won.

You took one of the most amazing animals away from me because of your selfishness. To the people who called DEC, there's a special place for you. You know, even though you're not supposed to keep wildlife as pets, it's still kinda sad. You know, like when you watch I don't know. Even something where you have these people that should not be raising animals the way they are, something like tiger king or chimp crazy where you're like, yeah.

This is this is not good. These animals are not living in good conditions. You still feel like a tiny bit sad for the people because you can tell they really like these animals. But, anyway, I feel bad for the guy with his squirrel. You should have just let the squirrel live outside, dude.

You know, people know you're breaking the law. Somebody gonna turn you in, and then Peanut's gone. I bet the Internet's really mad, though. Peanut had quite the online following. Anyway, the story gets sadder, but I'm not gonna get into it.

Just the fact that they don't know where peanut is. I don't know. You know, they they probably put peanut down. I know. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said it, but it's the truth. You know, if they seize a squirrel, I they're not generally going to the pound and getting put up for adoption. Right? Maybe they set it free out in the woods. That's what you hope.

Hell, we took it out to a farm and let it run free. How you feeling today, buddy? My head hurts. Should be on top of a mountain when a blizzard rolled in yesterday. Oh, that that had to be fun.

It's cold. It looked cold from your pictures. I mean, I went outside here and was like, oh, it's very brisk. I'm going back in. When you're another 2,000 feet up, then it's a lot more brisk.

And there's nothing else out there except those buttes. So I would imagine a little bit of a breeze. Yeah. You know, 40 miles or so. Oh, Oh, jeez.

And guys would come through and you'd be like, woah. And then you got back and you were like, hey. Can you come help me unload a bunch of heavy crap? Yep. You know, at the storage unit.

So I get out there and I'm like, oh, it's chilly out here. I'm like, this is a heat wave. Like, oh, I got all dirty. Got up some little bits of dirt on me. Before we turn on the mice here, we were discussing what I believe my problem is.

Is that I'm not great or professional at anything but I'm mediocre at everything. So if there's a problem, I'll figure it out. Yeah. Yeah. That is a problem.

I mean because somebody saw that and they're like, oh, Jade, you do that. Why? Yeah. Never let them figure out what you might be able to do because then they're like, oh, they can do it. It might not be the best thing ever, but it'll still get done.

That's right. That's that's me right now. Yeah. And I was ranting and raving on air earlier about learning how to teach yourself to do things because I I think a lot of people struggle with that. See, that's the issue.

You know, you're able to teach yourself how to do this stuff. You gotta you gotta play dumber, dude. And we figured this out before YouTube existed. Yeah. Yeah.

Exactly. So now it's just an inherent ability. Mhmm. Maybe maybe that's why, you know, because we had to do it the hard way back in the day. You had to, like, actually hit somebody up or something or even get a A trial and error.

Trial and error. I think this might work. Nope. Sizz your hairs off. Yeah.

Yeah. Take a note from me and Jaden. Play dumb, everybody. Unless you come work here. I'm not having it.

No. No. Here you I got enough dumb already. Yeah. Yeah.

He puts up with me every day. I don't know what I do, so don't give me no more work. I I'll fail. Alright? And then you went out in the cold again, I'm sure, with the little ones.

Oh, yeah. Alright. Trick or treating around the neighborhood. Did you And our neighborhoods turned into that one where everyone else comes to for some reason. So you have all these idiots driving around and they're not going slow either.

So it got to a point where I'm like, I just I'm wearing a big white coat with some lights on and whatever. So you just go stand in the road as they come barreling through and get your arms up waving like, you idiots. Yeah. I had, 4 trick or treaters last night. One of whom was peaches who showed up and he gave me a can of, Wendy's chili.

And I gave him some candy bars. So I I started off real light. You know, I was giving each kid just, like, a couple candy bars and and, like, no more were coming. So the second kid, I gave him, you know, a pretty good handful. I'm like, oh, maybe it'll pick up a bit.

It's not dark. Then Peaches shows up. Gave him a few. And then, like, an hour later, it it got to be, like, a little after 8. I'm like, okay.

I'm going to bed. Nobody's coming, and so I turn all my lights off and hear a knock at the door. So it's one little kid there. The final, my 4th trick or treater. And I just Here you go.

It's a whoop whoop. Money shot. That's why I was going going around at 8 o'clock. Yeah. He got a little job.

Same. Yeah. So Found my boys came home with probably £20 each. Just giant garbage sacks full of candy. Nice.

Nice. Yeah. I mean, I could hear all of the ruckus from the church because it's, you know, just right behind the next door house. Yep. And so there was definitely trick or treat, trunk or treat going on and lots of kids.

But the weather, I think, was such garbage. They all just went home. Because last year, I had a quite a few tricksters. Year before, it was nice. Yeah.

Yeah. This year, I don't know. I've still got a lot of candy, so I I forgot to bring it to work because I don't need piles of Snickers and Twix and Kit Kats. Whatever. Are you just gonna keep that round shape without all that candy?

I know and we're entering into that season. Like, right now, we're not your winter bear weight. I already did, though. And you got the plug built. I already put it on during the summer when you're supposed to slim down.

I'm really afraid of wintertime because that's when you have the piles of Christmas candy and Thanksgiving and all it it and you don't go anywhere because we're covered in ice. You don't go anywhere in the summer. Don't lie. Well, this summer have an endorsement. This summer, I didn't go anywhere because I was raising a little baby kitten.

Oh, whatever. You wouldn't go anywhere anyway. Oh, I'm I'm gonna at least do a little walk outside. Big orange thing in the sky and go, what is that? It does kinda hurt sometimes.

It's all bright. My house is nice and dark and cool. Well, anyway, here in a few minutes, lieutenant Crane will be calling in for traffic school. And on those kind of days, we need extra help from you listeners to make traffic school successful. So make sure to write down this number.

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Okay. Great. Thanks, buddy. You're really Welcome. Really helping out here.

People have been advised recently, at least, in the UK, to not confuse electrical issues with ghosts. Calling the cops over, help. Help, Lieutenant Crane. I got ghost problems in my house. You gotta help me.

The lights flickering. You might be needing to call an electrician. K? This could be a major problem that could result in your home burning to the ground. I think you need to not worry so much about the spirit world.

And, yeah, call call over an expert. K? Even if you have green goo oozing from sockets and other electrical accessories, that could be a chemical reaction linked to old wiring. I saw Ghostbusters. I got goo pouring out of my sockets.

Still call the electrician. Okay. Let me call him lieutenant crane up. I mean, I would think unless you actually see the ghost, you shouldn't just assume ghosts when the lights start flickering. I mean, especially if you're in a place like Texas with a terrible power grid or something like that.

Don't just always jump to the supernatural. K? Just letting you know. I mean, if I saw green goo prior to reading this article pouring out of my electrical sockets, I still don't know if I'd go to ghosts. I'd be very disturbed by it for sure.

But I I don't know. I'd assume something was, like, dead in there. Anyway, yeah. Just be aware. You know?

That's your Victor Wilt Show safety tip. Hey. What's up, peaches? How's it going? You know, I just made some great content for our social media pages.

Top tier peaches, top tier content. Oh my goodness. So, yesterday during the noon hour, you know, I was trying to convince you, you need to go check out a nude resort sometime. No. I'm not.

And you're I know you're afraid, but Not afraid. It's just that I don't wanna see naked old people. K. Well, this might be a better route for you then. The naked pumpkin run.

Alright? You carve a pumpkin, cut the bottom out of it, put it over your head. Over my head? Over your head. So you wear a jack o'-lantern on your head, and you run down the street.

It's me. They're gonna see the giant cat guy. Now I I don't think it takes place here. No. It's in Boulder, Colorado, so nobody's gonna know you.

So you roll over to Boulder I'm not going anywhere. And you carve a pumpkin, and you put it on your head, and then you join 100 of people, and you just run through the streets screaming and yelling. And, yeah. That that Can you imagine living there and you don't know about this? And you just go outside to go get the mail or something.

Next thing you know, there's some big fat guy running down your street screaming and yelling with a pumpkin on his head just completely naked. Yeah. There's, like, pumpkin seeds all over them too. It's a thing, man. It's a thing.

So, well We started. Because there was one blue tick on It was a thing. Okay. So it's canceled now. Yeah.

They the the locals didn't like this. Oh, of course not. Why not? You're gonna get the imagine okay. So Salt Lake City always was so mad when that Get Freaky Festival was a little too loud.

This festival is literally just a bunch of naked people with pumpkins on their head running up and down the street. Yeah. I think that sounds perfectly acceptable. You know some lady named Carol, Tammy, something like that is gonna be out there complaining, oh my gosh. I saw his you know what?

You know, I think you'd have to time it, do it at a time of day when maybe, like, all the children are at school. You're the guy that's like, oh, I wanna be naked everywhere. I wanna go to a new resort. I wanna go to these places. Why don't you go to this?

I don't like the inside of a pumpkin. I wouldn't just put that on my head. On your head and go. You have to use a real pumpkin. Put on a pumpkin mask.

Just go out there and be naked the way that you wanna be. From what I've read, you have to use a real pumpkin or you're not truly taking part. There's National Nudist Day or something like that. I'm not coming to work that day because I know you're gonna be naked sitting in that chair. And I'm gonna, like, sit in the chair.

I'm like, why is it why is it like this? Yeah. I'm just you I you walk by. I have no shirt on. And the desk's blocking everything else.

And I I I could actually do a pretty funny prank if I was comfortable taking my shirt off for a photo or a video because I could pretend because the desk blocks my lower half. Yeah. We could post that on Facebook and be like, but you're celebrating national nudity day. Because then the bosses wouldn't be upset because they'd be like, oh, they're celebrating the national holiday. They're making bits out of it.

Yeah. And I put it on social media. But I'd actually be wearing shorts under the desk. But the video would make it look like I was just completely naked doing a radio show. That would be pretty funny.

I wonder if there's anybody maybe we could convince, Josh to do it. You think he'd get a shot? Definitely not Justin. The only thing Justin would go for it? I don't think I think Jade might go for it.

Jade probably would. I'm not taking that focus meeting. Okay? Alright, Pete. Just sit down.

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