The Viktor Wilt Show

Speaker 1: There we go some sleep token to kick off this hour for my lady. What up it's Viktor Wilt. You know I'm pretty lucky. I've got an amazing woman. Not everybody's so lucky. Sometimes you get stuck with somebody who just sucks or is an idiot. If so, always remember you can dump them. Yeah, you know, move on. Find yourself somebody new and better.

Cause you're only on this planet one time. Looking at a thread here. When did you realize you were dating an idiot? It's gotta be frustrating, right? Well, let's find out when these folks online realized they were dating an idiot. I would imagine some of these should be fairly funny.

Oh, let's see here. This person said he told me he only buys the Campbell's sipping soups that are packaged in plastic because the metal cans of soup always break his microwaves. No, not that he broke the microwave with a can of soup one time. They always break his microwaves.

Plural. Um, y'all know to not put metal in the microwave, right? If your significant other does, dump.

Cause they're dumb. Let's see here. Um, ex wouldn't believe me when I told him which route was the fastest to my own house.

He wasn't a bad man, but in addition to being in tons of debt cause he's an idiot. Uh, okay. That one they seem to have just kind of drifted off in their sentence here. Uh, let's see here. This guy said, or this woman says ex said maybe we should have a kid to motivate him more that a baby would drive him and he wanted to become a rapper. Come on. Let's have a baby.

It's going to motivate me from my hip hop career. Dump him. I mean, you know, don't feel bad if you, you know, end up dating an idiot. There's a lot of stupid people out there. It can happen. But, you know, sometimes you just don't find out till, you know, little ways down the road, but you can always, you know, kick them to the curb.

Let's see here. This person says we were going to a hotel. We had some leftovers from our nice dinner in the car, but there was no fridge in the hotel room. He put it under the car in the hotel parking lot to help keep it cold.

Raccoons ate the leftovers. All right. I mean, I could be kind of dumb. I left our leftovers from our nice dinner in my truck last night and I don't think it was cold enough outside for them to still be good. So I had to toss them this morning.

Sorry to my lady if she's missing or listening. I didn't mean to be stupid, but I did remember to get the garbage out to the road. Yeah. So that's something.

Oh, that food was good too. Let's see here. This person says once I remarked that I used the dictionary function on my phone every day and he said, I pretty much know all the words. All right, dude. Sure. Let's see.

She asked if they spoke English where I was planning on visiting and I was going to England. All right. I don't know.

Maybe everyone doesn't know that they speak English in the UK. All right. Sorry. I'm, oh, geez. Okay.

I'm trying to scan these before I start reading them on air. Excuse my bad multitasking. Slept without CPAP. I feel like crap.

A little bit off today. This person says when he couldn't find toilet paper and instead of going across the street to the gas station, instead of using paper towels and throwing them away or jumping in the shower or calling one of his friends only live two buildings down, he used Clorox wipes and then called me at work to yell about how bad it hurt. Yeah.

Do not use Clorox wipes as toilet paper should be common sense. Oh, geez. When she saw some dinosaur related status I had on what's happened, she literally said, do you believe in dinosaurs? Okay.

Yeah. There are a lot of people out there who don't believe in dinosaurs even in 2026. I'm not going to get into it. That would be a red flag for me.

Oh, all right. I'm going to see what I'll take a find to talk about. We're going to get through this day somehow. I'm going to drink more caffeine.

Wish me luck on my survival today. It's, uh, I need a nap, bros. Oh, I was just reading this East Idaho news article that just annoyed me. Some people need to find new hobbies, new things to do with their time. Oh, I can't stand these book banning, you know, maniacs. There was a recently fired substitute teacher in Twin Falls who I guess now her entire goal is, uh, well, hassle the school district and, you know, keep the librarians busy reading books because of all inappropriate content. She's challenged more than 95 books in the district's collection. I mean, we've already got enough banned books in this state. We have problems in this state, people. This is what people are working on.

Enough already. Leave it up to the parents to decide, you know, what's appropriate and what isn't for their children to read. Are we really that worried about books? You should be grateful if your kids are reading.

Jays. I used to read some, you know, pretty wild stuff when I was young. I think I turned out fine. You know, reading Stephen King in high school.

I think that's perfectly fine. I don't think you can even get Stephen King books in school as it is. I was looking at the list of books she was challenging. A lot of them I'd never heard of, but stuff like Game of Thrones and things like that, which, yeah, sure, there's some crazy stuff in Game of Thrones, but how mature do people think high schoolers are? It's like the people who were, you know, just verbally abusing high school kids who recently decided to go protest. Like, oh, they're high school kids.

They don't know anything. Everybody has forgotten what it's like to be in high school. Okay. Yeah, you've got a lot of learning to do, but, you know, you're not just some, you know, two-year-old child by high school age. You've learned a few things.

Anyway. I wonder what this lady got fired for. It doesn't say they made sure to note that she was a recently fired substitute teacher. And yeah, I guess, yeah, with her spare time, now it's just let's go on a book banning spree. I really want to set up one of those, you know, little free libraries, you know, that people put out in their yard and only put banned books in it.

Just only banned books so people can just stop by and pick them up. I hope that ultimately this just leads the kids going, oh, you don't want me reading this stuff. I'm going to read it because generally, you know, when adults are like, oh, you know, you shouldn't be playing that game. You shouldn't watch that movie. Maybe it'll lead to more reading.

Yeah. Because kids like to rebel. Isn't that bizarre that we live in a time where reading a book could be an act of rebelliousness? Oh, this lady just annoys me. I don't know. Sorry, I'm a big fan of books. And I just think that the situation like where you got to show your ID at the public library now to look at the Stephen King books.

It's just so stupid. All right, just be a parent. Pay attention to what your kids are up to. If you think they're reading something inappropriate, leave it up to the parents to deal with this. Okay.

We don't need to be restricting materials because somebody's uptight. Oh, so annoying. I got to close this tab.

This lady makes me mad. What's up, my people? I hope you're doing well today on this fine Wednesday. Pretty nice outside. It was basically warm when I had to work. Not too bad. Looking forward to some even nicer days ahead.

It's going to get pretty toasty. All right. I was looking at a thread here about unsettling things that children say. Kids can say some weird stuff sometimes. And, you know, some of these are pretty funny. What's the most unsettling thing a child has ever said to you? I got this guy who says about 10 years ago one of my nieces said, Uncle, I have a secret to tell you. I'm going to kill you.

I'm going to super duper kill you the next time I see you. Yeah, that would be a little bit unnerving. Another user said, I wonder what you would look like without arms. And then she went back to playing with her Legos. All right. This user said age five walking with me through a Lowe's hardware store. Wow.

There's a lot of murder weapons in here. That would be pretty funny to hear a five year old say, this one's kind of creepy. The house told me that this toy isn't mine from a four year old that had tears in his eyes and was serious. Oh, geez.

All right, let's see here. This person said sitting in the living room at night watching the sandlot with my four year old and he points toward the closet and says, Mommy, that stuffed animal keeps looking at me. I was scared to look over, but when I did, it was staring at us. It wasn't stuffed. There was a flying squirrel in our living room. We caught it and took pictures before we let it go.

Adrenaline all night long. Oh, strange critters in the house. Yeah, not a big fan of that. Oh, what else do we have here?

Oh, yeah, I'm not going to read that one. My three year old son asked me if the old lady in the corner lived with us. This was in my house and no one was there.

Hey, you know, kid just saw a ghost. No big deal. No big deal. All right, let's see here. Putting my four year old daughter to bed one night, she looks me in eyes. Only with nightlight I can see her face and she whispers, there's something in the garage and then they didn't elaborate.

They didn't finish it until, you know, did they go like in the garage? Yeah, come on. We need to know these things. Can you tell it's a tough news day?

It's just a tough day in general. Note you're supposed to use a CPAP sleep with it. Go to bed early. You don't want to be a disaster like me. Oh, all right, I'm going to try to dig up some freak news.

Wish me luck. So most people have a, you know, preferred temperature when it comes to their home or their vehicle. And sometimes you might get in a disagreement about that. Somebody wants it cooler. Somebody wants it hotter. Well, the way that you don't deal with the situation is getting at the crossbow and trying to shoot somebody in the face with it because you want the house a little bit warmer. That's what one guy did when it came to a disagreement with his older sister about the temperature. He wanted it warmer in the house. Sister wanted it cooler.

So they busted out the crossbow. She had just got home. She was attempting to close the garage door and all of a sudden she, you know, just feels some pain on the side of her face. Arrow grazed her and then just, you know, stuck deep in the wall. This guy just narrowly missed, like, you know, killing his sister with a crossbow over the temperature of the house. Victims ear was torn and, uh, yeah, arrow lodged in the wall when the police showed up.

He's facing a lot of charges. He said it was a prank done wrong. Hey, hey, just a prank. You know, hey, hey, I was just trying to scare with the crossbow.

Who even has a crossbow? Well, anyway, he's in jail. Um, got another family dispute here or, well, you know, just crazy family members that scared the crap out of his cousin.

Guy got all hammered and, uh, then just busts out a knife and tells his cousin, we're driving to Florida. Go there in Michigan. I don't know how far Michigan is from Florida. I think it's a fairly significant distance, right? Michigan kind of northern Midwest ish.

If I recall my geography, correct. So anyway, the guy starts driving toward Florida at knife, knife point. And then eventually, um, his cousin who's holding the knife falls asleep. So called the cops. It's just a prank. Now he didn't say it was a prank.

I don't know. No, no quote from the knife wielding cousin in this story. Jeez. Family disputes, man. All right. What else do we have here? Okay.

You may often hear people say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's. No, it's not. All right. You don't know what dogs have been eating.

Okay. They eat lots of gross stuff. And this one might make you think about letting your dog lick you.

If you've got any kind of wounds here. Where is this story from? Uh, the UK. This woman got sepsis and, uh, she lost all of her limbs. They had to amputate her arms and legs. She somehow lived and they believe that the reason she got sepsis is because her dog licked a small open wound or scratch on her body. And then she got, you know, just an infection rapidly went through her body. I almost killed her. She got pneumonia, gallstones.

Again, amputation of all her limbs and all from dog licking, you know, a little scratch. Just think about these things. Okay. Whoa.

That's, that's a horrifying. That's got to be pretty rare. Right. It's got to be pretty rare, but geez. Yeah. Just next time somebody tries to tell you, no, dog's mouth cleaner than just send them a link to this story.

That's horrifying. All right. Eight o'clock. Today needs to pick up the pace.

All right. We got to crush it down. We got to get her done. Hopefully, uh, goes by quickly. We're about halfway through the week. Geez, I can't wait for the weekend.

This, uh, schedule's rough on some days. All right. I guess Bigfoot is back. Sightings, skyrocketing and paranormal hunters warn something big is coming. All right. So apparently so far in 2026, uh, there have been many more Bigfoot sightings than in the entire year of 2025, according to this article I'm reading.

A flurry of gruesome glimpses of horror creatures reported. That's what the article says. Um, all right. Cool. How about some pictures?

That's what I want to see. I know. What, why is it that everybody has a high definition camera in their pocket?

Yeah. UFO and Bigfoot sightings. We ain't seen a decent quality picture ever. The government has them. That's why you think they're really going to release some, uh, alien info, some UFO info?

Probably all redacted. Now anyway, I guess, uh, as the weather gets nicer, if you're planning on heading out, doing some hiking, this and that, I don't know how well, uh, bear spray protects against Bigfoot, but you might want to pack that just in case. Cause Bigfoot, I guess, uh, running rampant wanted to make you aware.

Yeah. It is pretty nice outside and we got some, uh, really nice days ahead. Watch out for Bigfoot. I don't know if Bigfoot's, you know, mean kills people. What, but you never know.

Well, it's a giant, uh, mythological, uh, beast. So you just be careful out there. All right. Metallica hardwired and, oh, speaking of Metallica, just read that the band is officially announcing that they are going to be doing some dates at the Las Vegas sphere. Yeah.

Bring it a little bit of metal to the sphere. Finally. Should be pretty cool. It's going down, uh, in October, they're doing, uh, the four weekends and, uh, each weekend will feature two different set lists.

You can go check them out October 1st and 3rd, 15th and 17th, 22nd and 24th or 29th and 31st and see Metallica on Halloween at the sphere. That'd be pretty cool. Uh, let's see. Tickets go on sale. Let's see. March 6th.

So you got plenty of time to build up however much money that's going to be. I'm guessing, uh, you know, a little bit steep. Metallica tickets aren't normally, uh, what I would call cheap and where this is a, uh, once in a lifetime deal, once in a lifetime residency. Uh, yeah, they're probably going to be a little bit hefty as far as price goes, but I bet it would be a lot of fun. Never been to a show at the sphere.

I'm sure it's pretty cool, but they just haven't really had any acts that I like. Just had to see what am I going to go down to see you too? Fish. No doubt. Now you'd have to be talking that maybe Metallica or of course tool. I think nine inch nails needs to do some sphere dates as well. But yeah, uh, tickets again on sale March 6th. Metallica at the sphere.

It's an easy drive about eight hours down to Vegas. Go check out, uh, an awesome mind melting, uh, thrash show. I'm sure it'll be awesome. Metallica always puts on a great show. So there you go. Metallica fans, some good news.

If you got a lot of money burning a hole in your pocket. It's always so weird when they announced the rock and roll hall of fame nominees every year, uh, they just announced the nominees for 2026 and I just don't understand why they don't just rename it. Call it the music hall of fame. Rock and roll to me is a specific thing. And I'm sorry, but I don't see how Shakira or pink fit in.

You know, let's take a look at the 2026 rock and roll hall of fame nominees. We'll read all of them here. All right. The black crows rock band, Jeff Buckley, rock artist, Mariah Carey. Um, you ready for all I want for Christmas is you again. That song rock pretty hard. Okay, let's keep going here. Phil Collins.

Yeah. Rock artist, Melissa Atheridge. I guess she's not like country. I guess she's sort of a, you know, folksy rock artist. Huh?

Lauren Hill. Hmm. I don't know.

Not, not what I'd call rock. Billy Idol. Okay. Billy Idol, rock artist in excess.

All right. Iron Maiden getting the, I wonder if they'll actually make it in though. These are just the nominees. It doesn't mean that they're in the rock and roll hall of fame.

Got to joy division and new order, new edition, oasis, pink, Shakira, Luther Vandross and the Wu Tang clan. Again, why don't they just call it the music hall of fame? But what, what's the deal here? I think they don't change the name because this is the only way they get people to talk about this. And I talk about it every year. Why?

Cause I'm an idiot. So anyway, that, that happened. Now you're aware and you can take part in the fan vote.

I mean, rock and roll hall of fame's website. If you want to, well, participate. All right. Let's see what else I can find.

I'll be back. Well, I haven't gotten too excited about a video game release for a while. And I knew this was coming eventually, but I didn't realize how quickly this Friday, the new resident evil game is out. Yeah, resident evil, Requiem, essentially resident evil nine. Now this is exciting and it makes me want to go buy it. Resident Evil 8 and VR was excellent.

I'm trying to avoid spoilers here. I did read a little bit of a review about the new Resident Evil game. Getting rave reviews by the way.

But this one is supposed to be a little bit scarier than the last one. So it sounds pretty exciting. I wonder what they're going to sell it for. It's probably going to be a $70 game, huh? I would imagine.

Ugh, do I want to do it? Last time I bought a video game, God of War, Ragnarok. We have started it twice and then just dropped off. We're going to have to start it over yet again. So, you got to be kidding me. Okay, that's the deluxe edition. I was looking at this here and they were charging $90.

$70 for the normal edition of Resident Evil Requiem. Ugh, we'll see. Maybe.

I don't know, the Resident Evil campaigns, they're not as long as Red Dead. $70 is kind of steep. But I might have to do it. We'll see. I'll let you know on Friday. Okay, I'll decide. This morning I'm too tired to commit to anything. No motivation, not even to do anything fun. Well, my wonderful lady, I guess, knew that I needed some company and stopped by to say hello. How's Becca today? Eh.

Speaker 2: That's where I met too. Ugh, I did not want to come to work today. That alarm clock, it really sucked when it went off today. Yeah, it went off a few times and I was like, wake up.

Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry that I hit snooze so many times. I just could not get out of bed today. I just wanted to sleep and sleep and sleep. Hey, but you got her done. I did, I made it here successfully. Now I just got to get through this whole stupid day. Only like six hours to go.

Speaker 2: Hey, there you go. I don't have to work until tomorrow. I've had a few days off, so.

Speaker 1: Lucky you, lucky you. And they were pretty good days off. Yeah. Ultimately. Yeah. You know, we went out and had a little bit of a date night and celebratory dinner in the last night. Sorry that I ruined the leftovers.

Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, I seen them in the garbage can this morning.

Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing like buying a really expensive steak and then throwing it away because I left. I think it was just too warm out this morning. You know, if it had been a really cold night would have been fine in the truck, but it was pretty warm in the truck. And after that last bout of food poisoning, I was like, I don't know if I want to risk the leftovers.

Speaker 2: Yeah, because I had food poisoning too. That last time too.

Speaker 1: No, puking relentlessly is not fun. No, thanks. It sucks. It's no way to start any day. And it's only Wednesday. So, yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you don't have pto.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I got no time off available. I have to save my pto for something. And so I cannot miss any days for a while. I got to build it up or things ain't going to work out if I don't have the pto. Yeah. For something secret.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to tell me. Why won't you tell me what it is?

Speaker 1: I'll tell you actually one month from today, when it's your birthday. I'll tell you. Because today is the 25th of February.

Speaker 2: So one month from today. Gee, dang it. Actually, I might have to tell you on the 24th. I might have to give you your present on the 24th. And I'll explain why on the 24th.

Speaker 1: Okay. All right. But it's something pretty good. Something pretty good. Is it a skull? It's a real human skull. Is it?

Speaker 2: No. That would be creepy. I don't know what I would do about that.

Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd want a real human skull either.

Speaker 2: If it was like, yeah, like a human skull, no. But like if it's like a critter. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Well, some listener years ago dropped off some skulls here. And one of them, I think was a cow skull. And we had it sitting in the studio. And, you know, a few weeks later, I think we got it during winter. And then like after a few weeks of it sitting in here, we started having hornets in the studio. And I'm like, where are these coming from? Finally figured out, yeah, there was a hornets nest inside of this skull. And it had just been sitting inside of the studio for weeks. So ran it outside, threw it outside.

Speaker 2: Dude, I just got to say that reminds me of when we lifted up when I was moving out. Oh, geez. Remember that.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there was like a garden, garden type bucket. I don't know what you call that.

Speaker 2: A planter. Yeah, it was like a barrel.

Speaker 1: Yeah, a barrel. And it was upside down. And I went to lift something else and it flipped it over. And that nest in there was like perfectly round, big. It was horrifying. And then all of a sudden there's a hornets everywhere.

Speaker 2: And I had to yell at Victor and I was like, get inside. Get inside right now.

Speaker 1: I mean, thankfully you had a back door because it was right at your front door. And we were trying to move your stuff out of the house. And so I had to go like out back, get around to my truck, go to, I don't know, Lowe's or something and get some hornet killer. And then I had to just peek out your door and spray him down, pop back in.

Yeah, yeah, that was crazy. Worked out eventually. But yeah, I'm not a big fan of hornets. Me either. Yeah, so terrible. That skull, I think, like we ended up leaving it outside during the winter. It might even still be out there.

Is it really? I was going to go out during the winter and try to clean the nest out of it. But I don't know if I ever did it. It might have gotten just thrown away.

Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if you still have like the spray, you can always bring it. I think we do. I think I, but they're probably all like done now since this winter or they're all hibernating or whatever.

Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's going to get warm next week. Supposed to get up into the high fifties.

Speaker 2: Well, you got to figure it out then.

Speaker 1: So they're going to come back to life and then I'll pick the skull up. Gee, dang it. And they'll be just swarming and attacking me. And that, ugh, that'd be a terrible day at work to just get attacked by hornets.

Geez. So, yeah, it's not a skull. That's not the surprise. It's something else.

Something I think is better than a. Is it a foreigner? Well, your birthday is on the same day as the foreigner concert. It is. But so I think we'll go to that because we might as well, but no, it's not that. It's something else. Secret. Oh, ha ha ha. Peaches nose. Peaches nose. And Jade knows.

Speaker 2: And Jade knows. Oh, ha. I will get it out of one of them.

Speaker 1: They're sworn to secrecy. I will get it out of one of them. They're sworn to secrecy. I've been trying not to tell too many people because I don't want to, you know, the surprise ruined. But I think it'll be pretty cool. It'll be pretty. A pretty cool item. So.

Speaker 2: An item. Oh, so it's an item. Okay.

Speaker 1: Technically, yeah, it's an item. And it's not a skull. And it's not a skull. No. Is it a ring? It's not a ring. Sorry to disappoint.

Speaker 2: No, no, no. Is it? Because, you know, I like to wear rings all the time. Yes, but. An item. Man, I don't know.

Speaker 1: I guess I'm just going to have to. I'm not going to give you any hints. You're just going to have to wait. Just give me a little. I'll just give me a little bit. You're not going to have to just wait. Well, we're going to hang out and try to find some crap to talk with you listeners about. We're going to get digging and we'll see what we can find. It's been a very slow news day because it's all like political garbage.

That's my whole Facebook and Reddit feed. Like who gives a crap about the state of the union address? Can you imagine sitting through that? Did anybody really sit and listen to two hours of the president speaking? That's just too long. You know, there's so many good shows you can watch. I cannot imagine sitting through two hours of a politician babbling on. Oh, and that's my entire feed. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2: It's because you love it. I don't love it.

Speaker 1: Actually, I probably shouldn't, you know, comment on those kind of articles because then they just keep coming. Last night, I commented on an article about our current governor seeking reelection and everyone's in there complaining, you know, because people are, you know, a bit dissatisfied with our Idaho politicians as of late. And I'm like, you know, all this complaining and whining, you guys know you'll vote for him again if he gets the, you know, the Republican nomination, if he's the candidate.

So shut up with your whining unless you're actually not going to vote for him. People are just hypocrites. Hypocrites and it makes me crazy. All right, I should settle down.

Speaker 2: Actually, a lot of people are hypocrites.

Speaker 1: A lot of hypocrites and idiots out there. Yeah. Been dealing with idiots lately. About sick of it.

Speaker 2: Yeah. And hopefully we're almost done with one of them. I think so.

Speaker 1: That's all I'm going to say. Officially about done. I think officially about done dealing with one aggravation. Anyway, we'll be back with some other stuff in just a minute. All right, Peach has just popped in the studio and was like, you guys got to hear this song. That was her last sight. Danny called me a cowboy king. So not too bad. Not too bad. Lots of new music dropping, which is always good.

Speaker 2: Wait, you're a cowboy king? I am a cowboy king. Are you sure? I am. Just because we went to Ian Munzik?

Speaker 1: Ian Munzik and all that red dead I play. And I felt like that. That's true. I felt like when we were at Teton House, like I was in a red dead restaurant.

Speaker 2: You did. You did say that. You were like, I...

Speaker 1: This feels like an old saloon. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I was like, I love this place. Yeah.

Speaker 1: It was really good. So we were looking for weird stories and crap to talk about and you found somebody did a prank. This was a contractor who I guess was upset at the people that they were dealing with. So they decided to mess with them.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's so funny. So like it's called like the locked phone revenge. And it's like they didn't like the people.

Speaker 1: Which is understandable. Because they're people. What is it? Contractor. Yeah. And he hid the phone in the wall and would play scary noises. And so they had to deal with it for months before they found it. Yeah. You said it was an old Nokia phone. Yeah. One of those ones that would stay charged for like a million years. Yeah. Unlike the new phones.

Speaker 2: So it just kept going off every Friday night.

Speaker 1: That's a good prank to play on somebody. I should have done something like that when I fixed a few walls. Have you. I would assume you've had a situation where you or somebody else put a hole in a wall.

Speaker 2: Yeah. You should see my bar. We have a hole in our door.

Speaker 1: Well, I've had a number of times over the years where a hole ended up in a wall and I had to fix it and I always make them into a time capsule and just fill them up with a bunch of random crap. Okay.

Speaker 2: I swear if it ever happens to me again. Oh, I'm going to drive you nuts because I'm going to do something like that to you. That would just like our haunted clock.

Speaker 1: That haunted clock is I tried Monkeying with it to see if there was a way to fix it. No, it's just haunted. It just don't. It just does it however many times it feels like.

Speaker 2: But I told you that we're going to fix it and make it sound like a stranger things.

Speaker 1: That would be awesome. Yeah. Could make it have that kind of a sound.

Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think that would be super cool. And I told the Emory that and Emory was like, no. And I was like, that's not coming. I was like too bad. It's going to happen. Yeah.

Speaker 1: My house in Burley. We put all kinds of stuff in the wall when we fixed it. I put a like a cassette player and a bunch of tapes of our band like jamming in the kitchen. And I think we put a crutch in the wall, you know, like from somebody who had a broken leg or some weird stuff.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Just packed it to the brim with all kinds of weird stuff. And who knows when. But one of these days, I think every place I've lived in as an adult has a time capsule in the wall because you know, one of my friends would, you know.

Speaker 2: Well, now we need a time capsule in the wall.

Speaker 1: No, then we got to fix the wall. Hey, you have to have a broken wall to make a time capsule.

Speaker 2: Well, maybe I'll do it at the alibi then. In the door. In the door.

Speaker 1: Do it. I think we have to do to not have to fix a hole in the wall. That's the last thing I need. I got that mountain of laundry I was staring at this morning. Oh, geez.

Speaker 2: We could just grab like a slush and just. I've got a good hammer.

Speaker 1: Put a hole in the wall. No problem. So yeah, anybody out there, you should always make a time capsule. It's fun. And you can even put some weird stuff in there so that people go, what's going on here when for some reason, because it could be 30 years till somebody happens to for some reason open up that.

Speaker 2: Or maybe a hundred if we're still alive in a hundred years, like yeah, because of how our government.

Speaker 1: Well, it could be asteroids, Yellowstone blowing up. There's a lot of things that could wipe out humanity. I mean, you've watched fallout.

Speaker 2: I could. It could happen.

Speaker 1: It's definitely frightening. And I've been listening to this podcast about the guys who were in charge of all of our nuclear weapons in like the 40s and the 50s. We're lucky that the world is still here pretty much. These guys wanted to just drop nukes everywhere. They were just all about it. They loved them.

Speaker 2: Well, I'm pretty sure that they did by the INL or something like that.

Speaker 1: And they're talking about starting nuclear testing again. It's like we know they work. Do we need to set them up? We know they work. All right. And when they start doing that kind of stuff. Have you ever heard the story of their. I think I think it was in the U.S. There was a guy who was in charge of, you know, counter strikes if ever, you know, like Russia or somebody was shooting missiles at us. And the system malfunctioned. I don't remember exactly what happened, but it appeared that there were missiles coming toward us. And this guy could have made the decision to fire back.

And basically it probably would have kicked off World War three and wiped out most of humanity. But he decided to be a little bit patient and he didn't do it. And it turned out it was just an error. A stupid computer error or something that kind of wiped out humanity.

Speaker 2: Okay. So he was trying to, but it just didn't work.

Speaker 1: No, he decided not to for some reason. I'd have to pull this story. But there are so many times that we could have just been wiped out because of, you know, crazy people and nuclear bombs. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we got to start finishing fallout. Finish fallout.

Speaker 1: And I swear, you know, if anything happens that prevents me from being able to play Grand Theft Auto 6 in November, some type of major world chaos.

Speaker 2: Dude, we got to play Grand Theft Auto 6. Is it 6? Yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Dropping in November. We need to finish our start again. God of War, Ragnarok.

Speaker 2: Yes, we do because we keep falling asleep.

Speaker 1: And then Resident Evil 9 comes out on Friday. And I love the Resident Evil games.

Speaker 2: You know, I never really played those ones.

Speaker 1: Oh, you should play them here. You're easily scared.

Speaker 2: I am. And if it's on a VR, I'm going to be like, ah.

Speaker 1: Even on the flat TV, Resident Evil 7 is still scary.

Speaker 2: Well, I used to play scary video games all the time, like, ah, like the zombie games and everything like that. But Resident Evil, I haven't played yet.

Speaker 1: Well, you got it. We might have to fire up Resident Evil 7. So you can try. You don't have to try it in VR right out of the gate. But I think even just playing it, it's pretty creepy.

Speaker 2: I've always wanted to, so.

Speaker 1: Well, maybe that's something we can do later today.

Speaker 2: All right, Jade, I'm leaving. That's our goal.

Speaker 1: I'm going home to play Resident Evil. I've had it with me at work. I want to go play scary video games. I bought Resident Evil 4 VR and I never even like played it. I don't even know why. You haven't even played it?

Speaker 2: No, I haven't. We could plug the VR in and just go.

Speaker 2: Maybe we'll do that for lunch.

Speaker 1: Hey, that could be fun.

Speaker 2: We could try for a second, see how it goes.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Are the controllers charging properly? I don't know. Probably not.

Speaker 2: Are the kids, you know the kids.

Speaker 1: The charging station for the PSVR 2 is not very user friendly. You have to put the controllers on just perfectly or they don't charge. So they're probably dead. Sorry, I had a hiccup. Anyhow, we'll see what else we could dig up for more of this.

Speaker 2: This is ridiculous. Why do I have a hiccup? The rest of this program, we'll be back.

Speaker 1: All right, somehow, some way survived the show today. It's been a rough one. It's been a rough one. I'm very sleepy.

Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we had a few days.

Speaker 1: Two days of mayhem. Mayhem and stress. Yeah, today's going to be a nice, relaxing day in about five hours.

Speaker 2: In about five hours.

Speaker 1: In about five hours when I can get out of here. I don't know, I didn't see Jade today. So I wonder if anyone would notice if I just disappeared.

Speaker 2: I'm sure Jade would know.

Speaker 1: Probably. He's probably looking at the cameras. Yeah, he's always listening, always watching. Or peaches would snitch on me. Oh, yeah. Victor went to lunch and never came back. We're like, no, I swear I was working in my office with the door closed. Yeah. Sleeping. If I hadn't drank so much caffeine this morning, I probably would be able to just... But I had to get going somehow.

So energy drinks it is. You know, got to do what you got to do. I was in too big of a rush to do an instant coffee shooter this morning.

Speaker 2: Oh, was I... You did one yesterday. Yeah, I generally do. Dude, that was a lot of coffee that you put in there.

Speaker 1: That's how I do it. You know, three, you know, of the big spoon. You get the big spoon out of the drawer and three big scoops. The package says to use one level teaspoon. Like, what kind of nothing caffeine is that? That isn't going to do anything.

Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, for you probably not. No, no. Obviously.

Speaker 1: I probably need to take like a week off of caffeine. But the last time I tried to do that, oh, it was bad. Caffeine withdraws a real deal. And it's rough. It's brutal. Like day three trying to come in here and do the morning show. Like this sucks. I'm drinking coffee. I don't care if it destroys my guts. Fine. Whatever.

Speaker 2: Oh, I would be in the bathroom for like a half hour.

Speaker 1: Well, I really appreciate you coming by and hanging out with me. I was lonely. I was lonely today and tired and I needed the company.

Speaker 2: So, well, I'm glad I showed up too. I wanted to hang out with you.

Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you did. Since, uh, I was missing you and now I just got to wait five hours. But then, yeah, maybe we can find something good to watch tonight. More fallout or a movie or, I don't know, there's so much good entertainment out. You like sad movies, right? Yeah, I know you do. I'm sorry. Maybe we should watch the long walk.

Speaker 2: I wake up in the middle of the night and watch sad movies. I don't know what I don't know why I do, but I do. And then I just cry the whole time and Victor's just sleeping right next to me.

Speaker 1: You all wake up and you're just crying and I'm like, what's wrong? You regret your decisions. Yeah. You don't want to be here.

Speaker 2: They're good movies. They're good movies, though. What happened to my life? Look where I am. Just crying all night. Yeah, and that's me.

Speaker 1: Well, we'll find something good to watch and Peach's and I'll come back, do the noon hour in a while. Everybody, the noon hour of madness mayhem. I didn't remember doing some of the work in the system that it appears that I did yesterday. I think I was pretty distracted yesterday. There was a lot going on. So I'm like, oh, okay, I did get my job done. Very nice.

Speaker 2: How much? I got new ice-dine kills.

Speaker 1: Well, everybody, you have a great rest of your morning. We'll be back in a while and we'll survive this day somehow. I got new ice-dine kills and thank you again, Becca, for coming to hang out. You're welcome. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Will Show. This program is a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.