The Viktor Wilt Show

Alright. Morning. It's the Viktor Wilt show. We are here. We are doing it live.

We are ready for the weekend. Oh, man. I was gonna say, oh, it's been a brutal week, but it seems like every week is pretty brutal. Yeah, we just gotta keep trudging ahead. All right.

Let's warm up. Let's warm up these, vocal cords here and yap about, I guess, groups that commonly get a bad rap but are actually full of nice people or positivity. You know what? If metalheads don't show up on this list I'm gonna be very surprised because I think it's, at least on this program, universally known that metalheads get a bad rap. We look weird.

Alright? We wear all black clothes. Some of us got a bunch of piercings and tattoos and that for whatever reason scares some people. But I tell you what, there is no better crowd to hang out with than a bunch of metalheads. All a bunch of nerds.

You know, for example, at the Poppy show a couple weeks ago, I being a foolish 42 year old man could not help myself and jumped into the pit numerous times. Numerous times. I'm way too old for that. And the last time I jumped into the pit, which I'm sure had this not happened I probably would have jumped in again, I got knocked down, which had happened, by the way, every other time I jumped into the pit, and I hit my tailbone hard. Oh, it still hurts.

Yeah. I got butt pain. Yeah. That hasn't gone away for two weeks. It's probably gonna be that way for a while so certainly not going to be getting into the mosh pit, tonight when I go check out the, charity show at the gym or tomorrow night at the Make Them Suffer show in Salt Lake City.

No mosh pit action for me because, oh, if I fell on my tailbone again, I I can't imagine. I'd probably vomit. So anyway, the point I was trying to make is every time I fell down, people picked me up. Don't even need to be afraid of a mosh pit. Yeah.

Now if there's people out there doing karate moves, you got to keep your distance. You know, generally, you're not gonna intentionally get punched in the head but there are a few jerks out there so if you see karate moves going on, that's a pit I don't tend to jump into. Regular old circle pit though, yeah I'm on it. Well or at least I used to be. That poppy pit might have been my final pit but the vibes in the crowd, ah, just amazing.

And I've talked to many concert promoters and people that work at shows. They've always told me that metalheads are the nicest group of people and the least problems as far as shows go occur at metal shows. Country shows, the worst crowds. It just is what it is. Okay.

Let's see what the responses online for communities that get a bad rap are. Crows. Okay. I I thought they were talking about people here but, yeah, I guess crows get a bad rap. It would I don't know.

They scare people. They're like metalheads. They're all black. They're really smart. Okay.

Not all metalheads are really smart and I'm not trying to pat myself on the back here. Y'all know I be dumb. Anyway, what else do we got here? Goths. Kind of in the same realm as the metalheads.

Alright. I hung out with the goth crowd in high school. I don't know if I goth is still a thing, but I don't know. It's not as big as it was when I was a kid. That's for sure.

But same as the metalheads. Yeah. They dress scary but they're just a bunch of nerds. Alright. Great times hanging out with the goth crowd.

You know, I I was kind of like borderline. I I wasn't full goth but I, you know, I like the, aesthetic and the music. So, yeah. I I guess I if looking back, nah. I didn't have a a sweet black trench coat or anything like that.

I did have the long black hair. All right. What else do we have? There it is. There's my metal heads.

All right. What are people saying about metal heads? I used to substitute teach in a high school, the most well behaved kids, J R O T C kids and metal heads. I should know what, J R O T C means, but, I, I can't remember right now. It's early.

It's 06:16AM. Cut me some slack. All right. Metal heads get their aggression out through music and are usually quite calm the rest of the time in my experiences anyway. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I totally agree. Totally agree for me listening to any type of loud or aggressive music isn't even about getting aggression out. I just find the bass and the drum and the musical screaming very grounding for some reason. I'd confuse my family because I'd fall asleep with my boombox absolutely blasting full volume.

Loud music that I don't like is very overstimulating, though. Yeah. Funny. My girls, to them, metal is like a lullaby because they, you know, associate it with, being little and growing up, and metal is very soothing to them. Yeah.

They're ready for nap time when we got the metal going. Alright. Any other groups here? Why are people talking about, animals here? Possums?

I mean, I guess they are groups. People that attend AA meetings. Yeah. Don't don't judge those folks trying to get their lives together. And I've attended a number of AA meetings, or I know it's supposed to be like secret or something.

I I didn't attend for myself, you know, supporting people. I probably should've had many points in my life attended for myself, but, always a very nice crowd. I didn't know that, that crowd gets a bad rap. It's not like there's a a mosh pit breaking out in those meetings. No.

It's people, sitting around trying to lift each other up. New York City Workers and residents. Yeah. I didn't there was, you know, higher level of energy in New York City than I see in a lot of places. You know, it's pretty wild how many people are out on the streets just doing, you know, their day to day business.

It's, You know, like being on the strip, but they're not tourists. And I I thought everybody was pretty nice. I don't know. I didn't have any issues. I I don't think I talked to a lot of people.

You know? It was a a quick jaunt around, you know, Times Square and then all right let's hit some Broadway shows but yeah I thought everybody was pretty nice. Oh, separate thread here. Most people in a mosh pit. Totally agree.

They'll pick you up. They're great. Nerds. Who who is giving nerds a bad rap? Well, okay.

In this day and age, there are some nerds who are giving nerds a bad rap. So I could see where a modern, you know, bad take on nerds could appear. But, anyhow, yeah, good to see my metalheads getting lots of props online. I like that. I really wanted to save the, very silly story that popped up locally yesterday for later.

Well, okay. I guess I have to because, that link isn't working. What story is it gonna be? Nah. You know, just another story that someone's gonna probably complain to one of my friends that I even mentioned because it's relating to Idaho politics, but it's so silly.

If this program didn't talk about it, I think that many of my listeners would be disappointed. There have to be a a bunch of different articles about it. I was gonna bring it up at East Idaho News, but, hey, Nate. Your website ain't working. Okay.

All I had to do was Google a particular phrase, and that brought up a a number of stories. Looks like it hasn't gone national yet, but it will. It will. Let's talk about truck nuts. I'm gonna talk about this more than once on the show, especially if lieutenant Crane hits me up for traffic school later.

As we all know I don't know. The Idaho legislature has gone a little bit little bit wild this session. They're just, like, banning everything left and right. Well, the latest thing for them to ban is, public exposure, you know, just basically everything. Just basically everything, but even things that aren't real.

So if you have, you know, like fake boobs or maybe truck nuts, you know, the you hang them from your hitch. Well, the first offense, if you get busted with those, would be a misdemeanor, but it could go up to a felony. A felony for hanging something ridiculous from the, hitch of your truck. You know, I am not offended by bad language, but some of the bumper stickers and flags that you see hanging from people's vehicles that are just filled with profanity, isn't that a little more bothersome to the average person than, you know, truck nuts or fake boobs? I don't know.

To me I mean, I think you ladies should be able to walk around mowing your lawn without a shirt on just like the dudes. And the bill's totally hypocritical. Alright. Because yeah. Like, a guy like me who's packed on a lot of lot of weight in the last six months, I could, you know, mosey around my yard with the old moobs hanging out.

That's fine. But, yeah. If it's, you know, if I strapped on a bra, I get no. Wait. No.

They gotta be exposed. I think guys should start protesting this one. Actually, you might go to jail, so don't do it. Don't do it. This is just crazy.

Anyway, just wanted to let you know if you got truck nuts on your pickup, you you could end up getting a felony for a felony. Yeah. You you know how they're always like, ah, they're gonna take away your guns? No. Our state government will take away your guns if you get caught more than once with, truck nuts.

This is so absurd. You know, people were saying a year ago, like, wow. The year the the world's turning into that movie, Idiocracy. No. We're really there.

We're really there. Oh my goodness. Well, I I gotta say reading through the comments on Facebook, it doesn't seem that there are a lot of people that are in support of this because it's so ludicrous. I actually wanna see the people like, yeah. It's good.

I don't like truck nuts. I mean, I would never put truck nuts on my truck because I don't know. It's it's just not part of my, driving aesthetic. But, I don't see a problem with it if you want to. They're silly.

They're kind of funny, but I think you should be able to hang fake boobs from the tail of your, your hitch as well. Why not? Anybody who says they're offended by boobs, I don't care. They're a liar. They are a liar.

Nobody's offended by boobs. Truck nuts are much more offensive because, you know, guys are kinda gross looking. Anyway, see if I get yelled at by Jade for saying truck nuts, like, a dozen times. I'm getting a lot of calls about the truck nuts story. Victor, did you see this story?

Of course, I did. I mean, how could you miss it living in East Idaho? I only intended to talk about it, like, once today, but I have a feeling it's gonna be a recurring theme. And, you know, I'm sitting here laughing at how ludicrous some of these things are. And I would love to protest, but I'm I'm afraid.

I'm afraid. I got the fear. I mean, I I got a cop who shows up and parks next to my truck every Friday morning. Yeah. I don't need to get cuffed for real at work.

I don't think my bosses would like that. But, I've I've had a number of people, asking questions about things like, you know, bigger guys that maybe you got a little bit of a chest or you're gonna get in trouble for mowing your lawn. I don't think so. I think you're okay. It's only if they're fake and hanging out.

So if you're a guy, you walk outside and you've got your regular moobs hanging out, That's fine. But if you were to put fake ones over the top of the boobs, then it's a problem even if they don't look much different. But as far as I understand, if you're wearing a bra or like a bikini, you're okay. You just can't have the fake boobs exposed. So a protest you could get away with if you're brave guys is, you know, just strutting down the street wearing, you know, the fake boobs and nothing but a bikini top.

You're you're probably gonna get some people throwing things at you because, you know, some people don't think that's funny even though I think it's really funny. So I don't know. I might have to do a little bit of shopping. How cheap do you think you can get, you know, fake fake boobs on Timu? And they have a pretty good value on there.

I would imagine if you wanna get the really high quality ones, you know, they're they're a premium price. But if you're gonna protest you know you you might as well save as much money as you can do you think Jade's gonna get mad if I search for anything relating to the term boobs on on the internet here Let's go to Timu.com, and, I'm just gonna type fake boobs. It's Timu. They gotta have oh, of course, they do. They got all kinds of stuff.

Woah. Okay. This isn't precisely what I was looking for. See, I don't know the terms. Don't know the terms.

Guess I'm gonna have to make some phone calls. How do I find these on Timu? I have a feeling I'm gonna get yelled at today. It's not my fault that the truck nuts law passed. You know?

I can't avoid talking about something so insane. It's too funny. It's too funny. I mean, I I'm not laughing at yet another one of our rights being taken away. Yeah.

I I think that's not good. But the the simple nature of this, man, once this goes viral, poor Idaho. You know, we're always taking a beat down in the national news. Anytime we make the national news, it's for something completely insane like the daybells or something. Yeah.

Got documentaries made about it. Like, jeez. Could we make the national news for something good? That that'd be nice. Maybe we'll make some national news at at some point for something great Rather than people just laughing going, what's wrong with those people in Idaho?

And then it just brings in the worst of the worst. Everybody moving in. No offense to people moving in. But if you saw an article, yeah. They they banned truck nuts.

That's the place I wanna be. I don't know. I I think I want people moving in who are, more down with, a little bit of less government. My goodness. Okay.

I'm I'm gonna really try. I'm gonna really try to avoid politics and, truck nuts, but people keep calling me about it because everybody's laughing about it. I know. It's it's ridiculous. How could you not?

Alright. I'm gonna dig for some more content. I'll close out the Timu window, see if the IT department goes, what are you googling, dude? What's wrong with you? Hey.

I googled fake ones. Alright. Not real ones. Alright. I sent lieutenant Crane a text to find out, you know, are you gonna be calling in today?

What's the scoop? You're gonna be able to give any word on your little surprise thing? I don't know if we're gonna be able to talk about it today. I I don't know when we'll be able to talk about it, but he's not responding to me. Yeah.

Giving me the cold shoulder. So I don't know what's gonna happen today when it comes time for traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Happens at 08:45. I may be relying on you listeners to just have some fun with me and call me and ask me questions about whatever. You know?

Hey, Victor. What's the best live show you've ever seen? Or I I don't know. It it'd be fun if we could get really creative with it and, silly. So you've got over an hour to think up some questions, and I have a feeling, because I know Lieutenant Crane's probably pretty busy, that we're gonna be doing ask me almost anything.

He's pretty good about getting back to me and where I haven't heard from him. That makes me think it's gonna be an ask me almost anything kinda day. So please think up some questions and get them ready for that feature coming up at 08:45, whatever it is today, traffic school or ask me almost anything powered by my homies at the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Looking forward to it. Should be a pretty good time.

Oh, jeez. Right now, I'm wishing I had a a degree as a, doctor. Remote Australian town seeking a doctor offering a $400,000 salary and free rent. It is Australia, though. Yeah.

$428 a year. Can you imagine making $428 a year? They're gonna give you a car. They're gonna give you a free place to live. It's wild.

What what is the, reason they're having somebody or having trouble finding somebody for this position? How many creepy spiders and other critters are just running amok in this town? Yeah. I guess they hadn't had a permanent doctor for fifteen years prior to 2022. And what happened to this this doctor they had?

This article is not very well written. Anyway, I know we've got doctors who listen to the show and maybe you just want to try something new. 400 gs's. Four hundred twenty eight thousand gs. Or well, you know.

Oh. I'm a little bit, like sleepy all of a sudden. That's why I don't eat breakfast. Had a breakfast burrito and now I'm like, okay. I should take a nap.

It's time to go back to bed. A little bit early to be pounding down extra coffee, but it it just might have to happen today. I don't know. If I can't talk about, you know, Australia in a reasonable manner and dig up a bunch of crazy things about it just from the recesses of my mind, I know I'm having a struggle. But, anyway, just wanted to get the word out.

I know, you know, everybody's looking to earn a little bit more dough. Times are tough. Everything's extremely expensive. So if you're a doc, you know, you can go risk your life and limb. Live in Australia for a bit.

They need help. Oh, there there we go. At the very final sentence of the article, they mentioned why the doctor left. He just, said the distance from his extended family had taken a toll. Maybe that says something his family's like no we're not going to Australia.

No. Alright. I guess I'll come back. I'm making all this dough but whatever. So good luck to whoever gets the, gig.

I I think there's something they're not telling us about it, but that's just me speculating because Australia, kind of frightens me. We'll be back. You know, sometimes I just wanna smack myself across the face because I just think of things way too late. There are a number of subreddits that I follow to find crazy news for freak news. Subreddits like Offbeat or News of the Stupid or Not the Onion.

You know, they're great resources for finding wacky stories. And one of the things about Reddit is if you post popular content, you get upvotes. And the more upvotes you get, the better your other content will spread on their website. I've been a Reddit user for years and years ever since dig went away. For the last two months, I have had access to so many articles from my friends at eastidahonews.com just dealing with Idaho politics that would definitely run wild on Reddit, and I didn't think till right now to post those things in those subreddits.

So I posted about the the truck nuts. You know, I shared the link to the East Idaho news article about truck nuts being banned in Idaho. Among everything else, you gotta get rid of those evil boobs. And those posts that I made are already going wild. What if I make it to the front page of Reddit?

Sorry. I know I said I don't want Idaho to be, you know, embarrassed on the national level. But at this point, I might as well get some, some Reddit karma out of it. Right? Share it with the world.

Here's the crazy going on around here. And I was born and raised here. I've lived here my entire life. I've never lived anywhere else. I I think I've got just as much right as anybody to laugh and poke fun and, point out the ludicrousy.

Is that a real word? I don't know if it is regarding everything going on. Yeah. If you missed the news story yesterday, biggest news in Idaho right now, truck nuts and, fake boobs. Better be careful if you've got any of those.

Alright. Let's dig into some other freak news. Alright. Say you're a plumber and a restaurant calls you out to, you know, unclog a pipe and then they don't pay the bill. Well, in Evansville, Indiana, 1 Plumber decided to show back up and plug that pipe back up under protest.

Totally down with the nice protest. That's me. I don't know if that's a crime to go, you know, clog somebody's pipes, but they didn't pay him. You know, this is, this is when you need to call in an attorney, I guess. I mean, as far as I know, no one was injured, so you can't call the advocates.

But, anyway, the restaurant's now like, we're being extorted. How long did they not pay him? Let's see here. The Thai Bistro and Bar, their grease trap started overflow, so they called Hevron Plumbing Company, came out, fixed the block, then it happened again, so they called him back saying it was an emergency. And the second job, you know, he charged a little bit more, almost double, because, you know, he was on, overtime or I I don't know.

It was outside at normal hours or something like that. So they refused to pay the second bill, and, well, he came back. What did he do? Show up with a big tank full of, have you ever smelled a grease trap? It's so bad.

So bad. This guy got a truckload of it. I don't know. Somehow he clogged their pipe back up. I don't know if I recommend that.

Seems like then you're gonna have to deal with a bunch of legal legal crap and, not fun. Not fun. Where was this article? Somebody posted on TikTok that they went into Walmart and they wanted to buy some spam and they had the spam locked up. Yeah.

You know, like the PlayStation fives. You know how some items at Walmart, you gotta get an employee to get them out of the case, video games and things like that. Apparently, spam very popular in Anchorage, Alaska. Is that just because people are, you know, preparing for the end of days or what? You know?

When you're in Anchorage, Alaska, it's dark all the time, certain times of the year. You know, maybe you're just always ready, you know, to potentially be trapped for months on end, so you need as many canned goods as possible. Oh, yeah. They also canned up or, locked up the canned hash, corned beef hash. I don't think I would have the patience to wait for an employee to get me spam.

Spam's not that great. I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to be. We've had some pretty good spam that we tried on the noon hour before. It's like, alright. This is fine.

This is way better than I thought it would be. You know, it just kind of tastes like ham, you know. Fry it up. It ain't it ain't too bad. But if I had to go track down an employee I mean, there have been times when I wanted to buy something from the electronics department but I didn't wanna wait.

So I was like, alright. Forget it. I'm out of here. You know? Unfortunately, shoplifters ruining it for everybody.

It's just how it goes. Alright. We'll do some more freak news throughout the program. Hopefully, I hear something from lieutenant Crane. I gotta know if he's coming in or what.

I I don't appreciate this, lieutenant Crane. It's been a radio silence all week. No updates. I don't appreciate it. We were like the first radio station to start really playing Sleep Token.

And I know for a fact, we play more Sleep Token than anybody else in the country. I don't understand why you got a band that's booking 20,000 capacity arenas and selling out their entire tour. It should be a no brainer to play their music on a rock station. But looking through the sleep token subreddit, you've got people getting excited. Hey.

I heard some sleep token on my local radio station. This is so cute, but they're, they're playing a weird radio edit of it. Dang it. But at least they're playing it. Well, I'm stirring it up on there on that sleep token, subreddit, encouraging people to call their local radio stations and play the full length version of the song.

Like, rock radio is not afraid to play all of Metallica one. Like, there's no rules that say you can't play a full song. Oh, who's calling me? They better be on topic. Oh, let's try the other one.

K Bear, you are live on the show. Please keep that in mind. Who's this? James. How's it going, Victor?

James, I'm, you know, pretty good. It's Friday, so that that's nice. What about you? Yeah. Today's my Thursday, so one more day.

Ah, well, I hope that, today and tomorrow go by quick for you, James. Right. So what's up? You know, I was honestly just calling in to let you know that, the signal around Idaho Falls is, cutting in and out really bad. You can only hear about one out of every four syllables you say.

Oh, that's wonderful. That's fantastic. Jay just got here, So perfect timing for me to, call and bother him. So I appreciate you letting me know, Jim. Where in Idaho Falls are you at?

I'm actually driving down Yellowstone. I was over by the, Meluka Field, and now I'm out by the KBARES studio and the whole signal, that whole stretch is nothing but spotty. Oh, fantastic. Alright. Well, thanks for the heads up, James.

Now everybody else listening knows they don't need to call and let me know because I will spread the word to Jade immediately. So thank you, James. Not a problem. Peace, man. Bye.

Alright. That's about the only type of off topic message that I'll accept. But, anyhow, you guys don't need to worry about this here. You know, you can just rely on KhabAir to play you the full length version of a song. But I'm trying to encourage people around the country.

Radio doesn't have to suck. It doesn't have to suck, and most people think their local rock station is garbage. I think they need to engage with their local rock station. You know, if tons of people in a market were to just flood their radio station with calls saying, hey, you know, we love that you're giving this band support, but play the full song. You know, if you really just badgered the radio station in these markets, they'd probably be excited to be getting a little bit of feedback from their listeners.

And maybe we could move into a new age where stupid things like time edits would become a thing of the past. What music fan wants to hear a shorter version of their favorite song? I mentioned Metallica one. Can you imagine if we just chopped the whole beginning of the song off and went right to the heavy part? It would be stupid.

Playing an edit of November Rain, playing an edit of Stairway to Heaven. Like, they no radio station does that to those bands, do they? There's probably a radio station out there playing edits of those songs. Come to think of it. Can't be more than four minutes.

So anyway, I I doubt that I'll get a lot of action out of that one, but I gotta thank the Reddit users for going wild with the post about truck nuts. My Reddit karma gonna go through the roof today. You know gotta benefit in some way out of, Idaho's just insanity. What up, peaches? I didn't mean to barge in like that.

I was just gonna tell you something off the air. But, Can you tell me it on air, or is it more appropriate for office? Should I schedule a a post for 10AM, or do you wanna post it? Why don't you just schedule a post? Okay.

I got a lot going on around here, man. That's what I figured. I'm a very busy man. Very busy. That's right.

Very, very, very busy. Getting ready for a little ask me almost anything action because we will not have lieutenant Crane on the show today. So Look at that flake. I know. I said earlier, he put me on the pain o mind list.

He did actually finally message me and say he wouldn't be able to, call in today. I feel like he wouldn't show up to the basketball game either if I were to He probably wouldn't. Play against him. He's afraid. He's the one guy who I believe that could push a sumo wrestler out of the circle.

Okay. Yeah. If there was a news story making the rounds that Marvin Crane claims to have taken down a sumo wrestler, I would believe it. Right. He's like our East Idaho Chuck Norris.

That's right. He the snake doesn't bite him. He bites the snake. That's right. So since Crane won't be calling in, I'm relying on you listeners to call and ask me questions about whatever for the most part.

Come on. Keep it reasonable, but let's have fun. And, hopefully, it'll work out good. Jade's working on the signal issues. Hopefully, he's got it fixed.

It was getting a little bit better, but I got I got a question for you. What's your question, Peaches? If you were in Star Wars, what color light saber would you choose? Oh. That's a good question.

I feel like I would want because you have to go for the, either the light or the dark. Yeah. I mean Or the dark side or the the good side. Or you could be like Samuel L. Jackson to be like, I'm the only one who gets purple.

Yeah. Nobody else, only me. Oh, man. I mean, I'd hate to go to the dark side, but as you can tell, my favorite colors are usually red and black. And you kinda look like Darth Vader without the helmet.

You know? Totally. So I I think I would have to go for the red lightsaber. But, if if you could have a real lightsaber, that would be pretty sweet. Engineers have already made it, have made some, and it's essentially just one big flame.

Yeah. And and it's potentially very dangerous if you swing that. I would imagine. It'd be fun, though. It'd be fun.

I'm sure I'd hack my own leg off or something. At least it cauterizes the wound at the same time. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

Right. It's a very noble weapon. Would you rather be in Star Wars or Harry Potter? That's a you know, Star Wars is kind of post apocalyptic. Post apocalyptic.

I did say that right. You would choose sound wrong. Like, what planet to be on to? Yeah. Like, Luke Skywalker's on Tatooine Tatooine.

In the Wall Desert. That's right. Toth is, like, here in the winter. Yeah. Neither one of those planets sounds great at all.

Put me with the Wookiees. The the the Wookiees. They fit right in. The the jungle one. That's right there.

You pretty much look like a Wookiee. I can't do the Chewbacca noise. I bet you can, Peaches. Come on, try. You wanna try first?

Because I I can't do I can't do it. It sounds like I can't do the wookie. It's like one of the sand people. Like That is yeah. That is more of the, the sand people for sure.

I I can't do the wookie sound. It's hard. We gotta recreate Star Wars and have JB Obi Wan. Well, he's about as old and decrepit as Obi Wan. Have you be Yoda?

Now wait a minute. Yoda's even older. I'll just be Chewbacca. Oh. I I might there there ain't gonna be no impressions busting out on this show, apparently.

If I can't do Chewbacca, Yoda ain't happening. See people, there you go. What color lightsaber would you want? That's a perfect example of a stupid question you could call and ask after the break for ask me almost anything. I got it.

You're r two d two. That's what it was. That's what, you know, you're the little guy inside the suit walking around. There was actually someone in the suit. I know.

I know. Peter Meighu was like seven foot four for Chewbacca. Yeah. And then they had the guy who played r two d two and then they had the guy, Anthony Hopkins. Actually Is Anthony Hopkins?

No. He's not in Star Wars. No. Who's that? Some guy plays c three p o.

I think his name is Anthony. I think you're right that his name was Anthony, but Jade would be the perfect c three p o because he could fit in that suit. Jade's got the, c three p o physique. Look at c three p o. That's Jade.

Yeah. So you you're r two d two. He's c three p o. I'll be Chewbacca. There you go.

There's the k Bear staff. Lou Lou could probably be The the emperor? I was talking to Lou last night, because I've been listening to his audiobook, which, if nobody's, listened to Lou's audiobook, I think it's better than reading the book. His book is called I'll just imagine it'd be him. My I could've signed a lightsaber thing.

Yeah. His book's available on, Spotify if you have premium. Sonic Warrior, My Life as a Rock and Roll Reprobate, or if you just search for Lou Brutus, you'll find my, when he was hanging out with us on the noon hour. Yeah. You'll find that on there.

Fun time. And, you'll find his audiobook. It's a very fun listen. You should buy his book. Go to, LouBrutus.com.

We got the special Devil's Orchard edition. Yeah. We've we got the very, very limited edition signed copies, but he might have signed copies for sale on his website. But if you if you're not a reader, just listen to the book because it's Lou reading the book. It's you know, wouldn't weird if Lou got some guest house to read his book?

It would it would be funny if you get, like, Morgan Freeman to do it. That that okay. That would be pretty cool. Right. But it was I'm Lou Brutus.

It's fun to listen to because he talks about stuff you would never talk about on the radio, and he's swearing and stuff. Oh, yeah. So if you've never hung out with Lou, you'll you'll get a better insight into what he's like off air because he's a foul mouth for sure. I mean, we all are. We all are.

That's why we don't believe those people that say, you know, oh, I couldn't be a radio DJ. I'd cuss on the air too much. It's like, nah. Now you wouldn't. You know, you've never hang out hung out with us in person.

Yeah. Like, trust me. It's not that hard to not swear. You you know, when you're around your grandma, it's no different than being on the radio. Yeah.

Some people think I say what the heck all the time in real life. It's like, no. No. There's there's more. Oh, come on, Peaches.

We we know you're pretty uptight when it comes to language. Oh, right. Yeah. I I saw that letter you sent to our state legislature. Oh, sure.

You know, with you guys banning everything, truck nuts, and blah blah blah. Dude, I can't do that. Go ahead and just ban profanity? That'll probably come next. You know?

What are people gonna do when they can't, hang up bumper stickers and flags from their truck that say profanity? That's when they yell, I I have my first amendment right. I can do what I want, and then it'll get reversed. You think so? Yeah.

I wonder if truck nuts will be the final straw where people are like, I'm not even taking anymore. What if they say no more political flags in the back of your truck and everyone just has some giant tantrum? It would it be weird to, like, you know, make a political statement? Be like, you can take my truck nuts when you take them from my cold dead hands. Like, oh, wait a minute.

Ask me almost anything powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Lieutenant Crane is out today. I have not been told by him that I can tell you why. I'm sure at some point, we'll discuss it, but for now, it must remain secret. So that's what's going on here.

No lieutenant Crane today, so I'm relying on you to help make something fun happen right now by calling me at (208) 535-1015 and asking me a question. Paige's was in a minute ago, asked me what color light saber I would use if I was in the world of Star Wars. And I think because I like the color red, I had to go with red even though I don't consider myself part of the dark side of the force. So, yeah, I mean, it could be something as stupid as that. You know what color lightsaber would you use, Victor?

Or I don't know. I mean that's why I'm asking you to ask the questions. You listen to this show every day or every once in a while. Maybe some of you folks listening worldwide have a question for the show. (208) 535-1015.

Gotta make it happen because it's Friday morning. It's 08:40 well, it's after 08:45, but it's live call in question time, and I know we can do this. Alright. Let's go to the phones here, see who we got. K Bear, you are live on the show.

Keep that in mind. Who's this? Hey, Crazy Carl. How you doing, man? Doing good, Crazy Carl.

What's up, man? Dude, I think on the issue of truck nuts and a show of solidarity and defiance, everybody should get on Timu and put truck nuts on their car. I I don't care if it's Toyota Camry and go up to Boise and show the legislatures they can't take our truck nuts. Alright. I mean, I think they're doing much worse than that, but it's you know, if we Oh, yeah.

If we can get people to start putting a foot down, you know, baby steps, everybody. We'll start with truck nuts. Yeah. There you go. Now if if I wasn't paranoid about the cop that comes and parks next to my truck every Friday morning, I'd I'd go find a pair right now, slap them on there, because I'm all down with a nice peaceful protest.

So Exactly. Exactly. Are they gonna have to stop selling those you know what? At the you know, we'll just say novelty stores. You can buy those mugs that are shaped like boobs.

I wonder if those are gonna be illegal too. Is it any kind of, you know, fake boob? The the things are getting weird around here. Yeah. Exactly.

Exactly. No doubt. No doubt. Alright. Well, the next car next car show, Carl, I expect to see some, truck nuts hanging from your, your Pinto that you're always talking about.

I will buy them for the whole group. Alright. Alright. I hope you guys come here to jail. You you probably get on Tmoo and order, like, a hundred of them for $10.

Probably. Yeah. And and they don't need to be good quality. Probably the worst they look, you know, the worst they look, the better, really. Oh, exactly.

Exactly. No doubt. Doubt. Icon. Yeah.

Well, you guys have a great show, man. We'll talk to you soon. Thanks, crazy, Carol. See you, man. Alright.

We'll see you. Bye. Oh, come on. Come on. Alright.

Everybody was calling. I thought we were doing good there. All the lines were lit up, and then y'all hung up. I I can only do one call at a time, so feel free to call me back. (208) 535-1015.

I did say earlier on the show, I would like to talk about something other than truck nuts today, but that's the biggest topic in Idaho. So I'm just trying to keep it local, and apparently, the listeners are as well. But, let you know, if you have any other questions about anything, that would be great. (208) 535-1015. Don't be shy.

Perhaps everybody who is calling was like, ah, crazy Carl already addressed what I wanted to talk about. There there've gotta be some other things you'd like to discuss, and I would love to have your live calls on the show. (208) 535-1015. I think Jade got the signal working a little bit better. I flipped over to the live feed, and, it it was sounding pretty good.

So I hope you're hearing me. You know, if you're driving around locally, listening on the actual radio. Alright. Come on, people. Don't make me play a song.

Have you had enough of my yapping today? That that that it? Nobody wanna call in? Making me look bad. Making me look bad.

What what is it? You you only call when the cops are here? You like the the lieutenant crane better than me? You know, the last few weeks, it would call after call after call, and that's just ask you could ask me questions about the rules of the road. I just thought we could make it a little bit more fun than that.

I mean, I am an expert when it comes to traffic law and such here in Idaho, but, I'd prefer that you ask me something else. So come on, folks. I just saw you calling in. (208) 535-1015. Now you're just trying to make me sweat.

That's okay. We we gotta fix. Peaches will come in, and we'll just yap about whatever. Alright, Peaches. So you got your phone in your hand there.

You got a question for me? Yeah. If there was a real life Mario Kart between everyone and there's a race between everyone here in the building, who would you think would get first? Okay. Hang on.

We're gonna come back to your question because I do have a response to it. K Bear, you are live on Ask Me Almost Anything powered by The Advocates. Who's this? Chelsea. Chelsea, what's up?

What do you wanna know? Well, you know, I don't get out to Idaho Falls much even though it's, like, pretty much down the road. What are what are some good places to eat down there? Good places to eat in Idaho Falls. Oh, there are so many.

So many. Alright. Some of my personal favorites would be Bacon and Blue. It's a burger shop on Holmes. They have this stuffed bacon and blue burger that is so good.

Sully's in Downtown Idaho Falls is excellent. They might have the best burger in town. I go back and forth between them and Bacon and Blue. While I ponder Peaches, what do you got for some of your favorite restaurants? I only go to Taco Bell.

Peaches only go to Taco Bell. Oh, no. I, I like That seems like cat food. Now I had some Taco Bell the other day, and it was a little better than the cat food I eat when I'm really desperate. The day right before payday, all your money's gone.

Yeah. The cats are looking at me like, what are you doing? That's not yours. No wonder Lucy ran away. Fuji's probably my favorite place to get sushi, or hibachi in Idaho Falls.

Though the, the type not not the Thai place. The the place on the hibachi place on Broadway is really good too. I can't remember their name. Don't look at me. I don't like I said, only Taco Bell and, like Yeah.

But I mean I mean Occasionally. I feel bad because I know I'm, you know, leaving out a bunch of excellent restaurants that I'm just not thinking of. I do gotta recommend Mobetta's. That's a great one. Mobetta's pretty good.

Place. I was trying to think less chain, but, let let me bring up a list here. Idaho Falls restaurants. You know, my terrible memory here. Let's see here.

What do we got? And I I mean, there's so many good places that it's really hard to just pick a few. Breakfast, abracadabra's is top notch. I gotta say they are just great. Thai Kitchen's probably my favorite place for curry, and Thai food in Idaho Falls.

Derailed, if you wanna get fancy, is really good. Same with Jakers too. Oh. Copper Rill is really good for a fancy meal. Is Copperrill even open any anymore?

The they're they have weird hours. It's like four to eight, three days out of the week. Okay. Yeah. They do open today at four.

You know, that that's again for special occasions, a a nice date or something. Dixie's Diner, if you just want a classic, they have 10,000,000 items. What are you looking for? Go to Dixie's Diner, old fashioned, fifties style place. Bee's Knees is Oh, nice.

Bee's Knees is excellent. I mean, I I could just keep going on and on. And, I'm sorry to any local restaurants I've left out because I've I've I've just not good at remembering things. So That that blue place sounds awesome. I might have to give that a try.

Bacon and Blue? Yeah. Yeah. It's a it's a tiny place, but it I I haven't been there. I've been wanting to.

Big place. Is it? Yeah. It looks tiny from the outside. It's big on the inside.

And, you know, I I'd love to see that place should be packed every day. We you know, like, Burley Burger is excellent. I really like Burley Burger, the new place. And every time I go in there, it's packed to the brim. Bacon and Blue should be that packed every day.

I mean, it costs about the same, and no offense to Burley Burger because it is great, but Bacon and Blue's better. They're better. They they should be packed to the brim every day. Victor's band. I I I would go to Burley Burger in a second.

I think they're awesome. But, Bacon and Blue, they got the edge, you know, and same, Sully's. You know, if you wanna have a ridiculous burger, Sully's is more like I I don't even know how to explain it, but, their burgers are ludicrous. Next thing you know, Victor's given his 2¢ about messing. I I just had to dump on you, peaches.

I know. So, yeah, there there's a handful. And I'm again sorry to any of the other local restaurants that are like, Victor, you you love us. You tell us all the time, and I just can't think of it right now. Alright.

Awesome. Alright. Well, thanks. Thanks for the call. Have a good one.

You too. Bye. K Bear, you are live on Ask Us Almost Anything powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hey.

What's up, Victor? This is Stuart. Hey, Stuart. What's happening, man? What do you wanna know?

Oh, not much, but I I heard you guys talking about Star Wars and Wookiees and stuff, and I can actually do an amazing Wookiee sound. Oh, great. What a flex. Let's hear Stewart with his Chewbacca impression. That Stewart, very nice.

We got our go to guy if we need Wookiee sound. At least we know our next promotion for concert tickets. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Alright, Stewart. Well, nicely done, my friend, and I hope you have an awesome weekend. Yeah.

No problem. You too. Right on. Peace. Just tell that person to call in with their question.

Okay. I think it's fine. Peaches asked me if we were in real life Mario Kart, who in the building would win? Oh, now we got a caller. Sorry, Peaches.

Your question's gonna have to wait. I will never know the answer. You're never gonna know. K Bear, you're live on Ask Us Almost Anything powered by the advocates. Who's this?

This is Scott, Victor. How are you? Scott doing excellent, man. What do you wanna know? So if you were in the radio business, what would you be doing?

If I wasn't in the radio business Homeless. Probably dead. You know, if I could do anything, I would wanna be a rock star, but that's not a job you can you know, it's kinda like getting into radio. There's a lot of luck. Tons of luck.

Well, you're already a rock star, so you got that part covered. Oh, thanks, Scott. Thanks. But, you know, I'd wanna be a real rock star, like, out touring, playing shows, showing my riffs off to people because I got great riffs. I've got the best riffs you've ever heard.

But but I don't know if I just had to, figure out a normal job. Maybe, you know, something similar to radio, online streaming, or, you know, making YouTube videos, stuff like that. K. I think I'm kinda trapped at this point. I don't have a backup plan, so I really hope I don't get fired.

I don't know what I do. I don't have a college degree. I'm a loser. So I I don't see that happening in the near future, as long as you've been on here, yeah. I hope not.

You never know. You know, I might make Jade mad one day and, he's like, alright. I'm bad with your crap. You're out. You said truck nuts one too many times on the radio.

You said not only truck nuts, but the other word too. Oh, and boobs. Yeah. Woah. Even worse.

Why don't they make boobs you can hang from the, hitch of your truck? Maybe they do. Because I think that would be be weird. It it'd be weird. Do that.

I think they put it on the grill, not the not the bad weather. That's a good point. Maybe ones that would go over the headlights of your truck, they light up. I I could see Victor driving that truck from Kill Bill. Oh, now Jade's calling.

He's probably saying, calling, tell me, stop saying truck nuts. Hey, hang on. Let's see what he wants, Scott. All right. Hi, Jade.

You're live on the show. Who's what what's up. You're fired. Oh, dang it. I'm fired now.

He's always eavesdropped. Times. I said which one? That one. Oh, okay.

Alright. Well, I'll talk to you. I'll beg for my, forgiveness after the show. Alright. Alright.

Thanks, buddy. That's too funny. Alright. Well, thanks, Scott, and I hope you have a great weekend, man. You as well.

Right on. Peace. Alright. Bye. I never answered his question.

Oh, that's okay. Go ahead and answer it. I almost went to school for kinesiology, which would have been What is that? That's the study of the human body and such. You you would kinda be like a physical trainer or Oh, okay.

Dietitian. You know, if I could stomach it, one of the jobs that's never gonna go away is like, a a mortician. You know? Like, that's a business that's always gonna be there. Business is booming.

If, you know, all of a sudden we have a pandemic or something, everyone starts dying, you're just getting rich. You know? But I I don't think I could stomach it. You know? Like, I see a little bit of blood sometimes.

I'm like, ee, if it's real blood. You'd think that it wouldn't bother me because I love horror movies and that I laugh at the death death scenes in horror movies, but when you see something real, makes me kinda squirmy. There's not just blood. It's all sorts of gross things. Yeah.

Yeah. You gotta be the the right person for that kind of job. Right. Yeah. I bet you make pretty good dough.

Pretty good dough. They're dying to get in there. Yeah. I've I've had a couple, family members who, you know, we've had to have their funerals and get you know, you start looking at the cost. Jeez.

Funeral homes making a got making a killing. Would you prop them in funny positions? Now when I pass away, I would like to be propped up in a funny position. I'd probably make you do the Macarena. Now you'd have to, like, put a robot inside of me, Peaches.

I'm I mean, I was thinking I could be, like, you know, holding the guitar, like You know, like, the the Madame Tussauds wax museum? Yeah. Just have you propped up like that? Yeah. I mean With the microphone in front of you or just Oh, I don't know if I want the microphone in front of me because they'd probably use one of the old fashioned mics that, you know, radio DJs get tattooed on their arm.

And you're like, why do you have that microphone on your arm? It should be a, you know, an AKG or SM seven b. I would steal one of these and be like, this is the Victor Wilt mic now. And I'll just But I I guess that would be okay. I would like my, funeral service to be as bizarro as as imaginable.

You know? It's got a kickoff with that ghost song. Don't you forget about dying. Don't you forget about your friend death. Don't you forget that you will die.

And then, you know, you have everybody come up and cry, you know, with me propped up there with a big smile on my face. Everybody looks all peaceful when they get embalmed. You know? You know they could make you know, pin your lips up into a smile or something like that. You can make the speeches funny at a funeral too.

It's not supposed to be sad. No. I I tried to bring some humor when I did the speeches at both of my parents' funerals. Like with my dad's, I think I brought a lot of funny. My mom's, I was a little more som, but I threw in some funny.

You gotta throw in some funny if you get up and speak. And by the way, if you are asked to speak at a funeral, you have to write your your speech beforehand. Don't wing it. I went to this funeral for my uncle and his brother, man. He got up there, and he talked for, I bet, an hour and a half.

He had no idea where what direction he was going. It was painful. You know? Funeral's bad enough. Plot that speech out, and you'll maybe max it out at, like, ten, fifteen minutes.

Alright. Let's go to the phones here. K Barry, you're live on the show. Please keep that in mind. Who's this?

It's Jeremy. How are you? Jeremy, great. What's up, dude? What do you wanna know?

All your years of working for the radio station and all the people you've worked with, if they were to do a real life movie of all you guys, who would you have cast for yourself, Peaches, so forth, so on, like Howie Rock back in the day, Jade. Man, I've worked with a lot of people at Kaibear. I know you have. So this would be like the the question would be, Victor, can you remember everyone you've worked with at Kaibear? I mean, you talked about double d not that long ago.

Yeah. There was dub I didn't work with him, though. Wait. Oh, yeah. True.

I worked with Dusty, Howie Rock, Piper Finney. For a while, there was a guy named Dirty on Khabarov. John Smart was on KhabAir for a while. Phyllis, Peaches. At least I'm not the only one with the stupid just one name nickname.

What's Dirty? Dirty is, he was a cool dude. Like, me and Jade were actually just talking about him the other day. He he might have out of me. He came by the studio a while ago.

But, I bet I'm forgetting you both. Out Mohawk Mikey. Mohawk Mikey. Cat was on air on K Bear for a while. Piper.

I I said I think I said Piper. You didn't say Piper. I thought you said, like okay. Never mind. Danny.

She was on KhabAir for a bit. I guess we should we could sorta count little Russell. He was on for a little bit. I know him. Did you say Brad?

Oh, I oh my gosh. I forgot Brad Royal. Brad Wolf. How could I forget Brad Royal? Holy cow.

See? Well, technically, you forgot about Josh. It's, classy. Well, I didn't work with him when he was on K Bear. It was, like, 02/2002 when he was here.

He was here, like, right at the beginning, but I still bet I'm forgetting somebody. I can't believe I could have a crowd. That's that's wild. Yeah. Anyway Well, I space that one too.

Yeah. You know, it's kind of a thought though of who would you have cast to play yourself then at least? Jack Black. He's got Okay. He's got a similar physique.

Short and fat. How about you, peaches? Short and fat and you know, some people think he's funny. Perfect. How about you, peaches?

I'll I'll go for a young, good looking dude. This is my height, Brad Garrett. Peaches, we gotta have someone who's a better fit. I'm trying to figure out who it would be. Yeah.

There's really no option. I mean, there's nobody in Hollywood that looks like me. If he shaved his head, big show. That's a good one. I should say if he's still alive Andre the Giant.

Okay. It's been a while since I watched big show peaches. So I last time I saw him, he had long hair. He's been bald for years. What are you talking about?

I don't know. I don't watch wrestling anymore. So Jack Black and big show in one studio. So they're still alive Andre the giant for, peaches Andre the giant. Yeah.

I don't have a French accent. So that that yeah. It it would take me too long to think of everybody else, Scott. Well, what about Jade at least? Jay okay.

We could do Jade. The guy who plays Boris the animal for Men in Black. Boris the animal in Men in Black. Not true. Have you seen Boris the animal?

I mean, I've seen him in black. When Jade when Jade puts on the sunglasses, he reminds me of him. Alright. Boris the animal. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Whoever that guy is, that that guy does kinda have the jade look going on here. What is Jermaine Jermaine Clement? That's what his name is. So I guess him for jade or, you know, Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice.

I was I was thinking of, like, Javier Bardem and no country for old men. Yeah. A full coin. Oh. Something like that.

Oh, he's calling that one. Again. Hold on. Let's see what Jade want. Hey, Jade.

What's up? Rapacious sloth from The Goonies. You're right. Oh, Sloth from the Goon how did I not think of that one? Yeah.

That guy died in, like, 1984. Even better. That's what he ever called me Boris. That's better than Sloth. Oh.

Thanks, Jade. No problem. Alright. Thanks, Scott. I hope you have a good one, man.

Alright. See you. See, it wasn't Scott. It was Jeremy. Oh, sorry, Jeremy.

Scott. It my brain's cooked. Same thing. Hey. Hey.

Tomato tomato. Yeah. Well, thanks, Jeremy. You have a good one, man. Alright.

We should give you something to fill a few minutes. Oh, yeah. We got people calling. You know what? Guys, I'm gonna tell Jade now.

It's Jack Skellington. Jack Skellington? Just start roasting him. He's listening. Sorry, Jeremy.

I didn't mean to hang up on you so abruptly, and I'm sorry I called you Scott. But, new caller, who's this? This is Nathan. Nathan. Mitch, how's it going?

Good. Good. What You guys were trying to come see what, Peaches, kinda looked like and what he would look like. I think he kinda looks like a chubbier, Sean Bradley. Sean Bradley.

I'm trying to think who that is. Sean Bradley. He's the super tall NBA player. Didn't he get into, like, a massive accident riding his bike, and then now he's, like, paralyzed from the waist down? Yeah.

Unfortunately, it's really sad. Poor dude. Yeah. Peach is looking at this guy. You know, if when you didn't have a beard and you had hair and yeah.

Like, you know, if you this guy's really skinny. I I could see the you know, we'd have to fatten this guy up. Yeah. Just a little bit. I was gonna name all fat NBA players now.

Chris Cayman, Brad Miller. Anyone who's fat, you know. Now. Like, what are we doing? Well, appreciate it, Mitch.

No. Thanks, Scott. Appreciate it, man. Yeah. You're welcome.

Have a good one. I think I did meet Dirty that one time. Yeah. I did. I think you did meet Dirty.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for Ask Us Almost Anything powered by our good homies, the advocates injury attorneys.

Now are you gonna answer my question about who's gonna win the Mario Kart race out of all of us? Yep. Me. This guy right here. I got racing in my blood.

You might not expect it, Peaches, but my dad, he was a, stock car racer and, raced in Pocatello for years and years and years. I grew up we had all these trophies all over the basement, still got a few of them. And the reason I know that I would win is, you know, it's not just a fluke. The day I was born, my dad was supposed to race. He He had his brother, my uncle Bob.

Uncle Bob. Go out of the race. One. And he won the race. He wasn't even a racer.

It's just in my blood. Kinda like how I'm part cowboy. I feel, you know, right on a horse, but I'm afraid of them, so I'd never own one. What a drawback. Love horses or can race horses, but afraid of them.

Yeah. No. I'm not really afraid of them, but they're they're a lot of work. That's like, you know, that's that's way too much money. I'm I'm too poor to have a horse.

Alright. We got Scott on the phone. Scott, what's up? Scott, this is this is Juan Sanchez. Alright.

What's happening? What's happening? Not. Jane was confused as well. Victor was confused as to what you just said.

I'm like, does that something I need to dump? I hope not. It's it's Joe. I was I was calling to see, you guys are, enjoying the show and everything. I'm just seeing if you guys are gonna make it to the to the show tonight for Ryan Johnson for his, I guess, celebration of life concert.

Yes. Very very sad that Ryan passed away. And, you know, I've got, some some friends that are playing the show tonight. You know, my homie and old roommate, Dan Ditto and Godbone and, you know, a lot of great bands. So, yeah, everybody should go out.

I think it's doors at six, show at seven at the the gym, and all the proceeds go, to raise funds for for his family. So it's it's for a good cause. Everybody should go. You'll hear some great music and have a good time. And, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there.

Yeah. How what about Peaches? Peaches? I don't know what Peaches plans are. Yeah.

I'm I'm planning on going. Peach is planning on going. Okay. So I was like, we need him to stand behind this because I'm sure there's gonna be some crowd killing. And Some crowd.

I don't know if I've ever seen crowd killing at the gym. Yeah. You know? People It it it turned to happen in a little bit now. Really?

You know? Now Depending on the band. Alright. You know, crowd killing, I'm not a fan of. You know?

Like, with hardcore dancing, you know to stay out of the way. Crowd killing's when you just mow across the crowd and hit somebody. And I I think that's stupid behavior, that's not good mosh etiquette. I and I used to, like, not like hardcore dancing. I do live shows.

My band would play and neck brace would play, and their crowd was all about the hardcore dancing. So when we were playing, I'd be, like, throwing pennies out into the crowd. Pick them up. Come up. Pick them up.

You know? But Yeah. Now I'm cool with it. I know to just stand back, but it's if somebody just punches you in the head out of nowhere and they weren't there a second ago and they came running across, I I I think crowd killing sucks. So don't don't do that.

My my my son tries to he said, just get out there for a little bit, dad. No. No. Yeah. Joe, you're You shouldn't be out there.

You're like a hundred and ten pounds. Yeah. You're smart, dude. I went in the mosh pit at the poppy show couple weekends ago, and my tailbone is still so sore. I've got relentless butt pain.

It's not good. Peter, what's that look? It's just, you know, I'm just being honest. Title. I got relentless butt pain.

Yeah. I got knocked down five times at the poppy show. I'm just too old. My balance is not up. You gotta stand your ground, dude.

You gotta get low like those sumo wrestlers. That that's just not possible sometimes. Sometimes they just send you flying and you hit the ground and it hurts. Yeah. Yeah.

It it it's it's a week of recovery. Oh, yeah. Well, it's been two weeks already, and I I don't think it's gonna go away anytime soon. I might have damaged myself permanently for life. Thanks, Salt Lake City Poppy crowd.

Slipped my disc at a Poppy concert. What the Dude, that that crowd was more insane than, as far as the pit goes, than, like, any show I've ever seen at the complex. It was crazy. Oh my god. I mean Yeah.

My video looked good. Yeah. Who would have thought there'd be a wall of death at a poppy show in the complex? It was insane. So I mean, we started a pit at a Goo Goo Dolls concert once.

You you did? Yeah. That was fun. Iris is playing. We're pushing each other.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my goodness. So, yeah, the, benefit show, very important for a local, member of the local music scene who passed away, Sean Johnson.

They're gonna be raising funds tonight. Get out and support. So thanks for the reminder on that, Joe. Hi. You're welcome.

It's it's, it's a good show. Keep it going. Hey. Appreciate it, man. Alright.

You have a good one. You too. Alright. Bye. Make sure to call him Scott.

Scott. Sorry, Scott. I forgot your name was Scott, Joe. Alright. We made it through.

Yeah. Thank you to listeners for participating and ask me almost anything. And thank you to Peaches for helping out. Thank you to Peaches. Thank you for Jade chiming in and helping out with the show as well.

You know? It was a team effort, and we made it through. And, if you wanna hang out with me and Jade and Ben from the advocates who power Ask Me Almost Anything and Traffic School, We're gonna be in Salt Lake tomorrow night for make them suffer like moths to flames, way Wind Waker and Aviana. Oh, Wind Waker. Aviana's good too.

Yeah. It's it's gonna be a blast. So it's a weekend of live music. That's, that's what I got going on. Jay Davis in the house.

What's up, Jay Davis? Just fighting with the signal. Driving me crazy. Yeah. I mean, last I checked, we were back on.

That mic's now making some racket, just so you know. I I'm not messing around. About it. The house is broken. I was like, what's going on there?

What's that crackling and crunching? Yeah. We'll just put that over there. There's one. Alright.

Here. I'm gonna turn you up there. Alright. Yeah. Well, how's it coming along, buddy?

Irritating. It seems to always happen on a Friday. Well or if there's computer issues, they seem to always happen to me on the days when Josh is gone, and I'm the only one here. You know, walk in, and I've got no other brain to work with me. Peach is gonna have the crappy mic.

Yeah. Peach has heard it yesterday when no. Peach has what are you doing? You break something, I'm gonna break you. I'm patient.

They're all time low. Now we're having some kind of network bandwidth issue that I can't quite solve without being on top of the mountain, and we can't get to the top of the mountain right now. What, dude? Come on. You can't, take the East Idaho News chopper and get up there?

Call up Nate. Good. But Yeah. Call them up. Be like, bro.

Come on. Don't wanna give me the list of a publicist, you know, that I can use for interviews, but then you're gonna fly me to the top of the Butte. They have that work in its segment at at East Idaho News. They could just, you know, follow Jade and fixing the transmitter. That would be pretty funny.

Put them through a day in your life. No one wants that. I don't even want that. Alright. Sit here and listen to Victor Shell for four hours and make sure he doesn't say anything stupid.

But, of course, you're gonna say something stupid. Make sure he doesn't he doesn't say anything about it. Making the signal sound like such crap during your show. It's gonna be perfect at 10AM. Yeah.

I knew it. You just don't want people to hear what I have to say. You're stifling my free speech. Right. Now you know how irritated I am with.

I do. Signal. It it's been an issue for a while. But listeners, Jade's hard at work to fix things for you. Hard at work or hardly working?

I I know you're working hard because, you know, you want things to be working so you don't have to stress on it while you're out of town. No. It's it's it's Tyler's on call weekend. It's not my fault. Oh, alright.

Not my problem. Not my fault. Alright. I'm going to a concert. That's why I'm, like, trying not to do too much on a Friday.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyhow, I wanted to thank the listeners for being awesome today. Lots of calls during Ask Me Almost Anything. Y'all are the best.

And I probably need to remind you more often to do things like, you know, subscribe to the podcast and our YouTube channel and all our socials. If you don't have that. So when the signal's crap like it is today, you can still have a a fun listening experience instead of that. Exactly. Those people listening worldwide that I talked about earlier, you know, they ain't having no signal issues listening on the KBAIR app.

Always fun to look at the map. Shout out to everybody listening all around the planet. It's very cool. Shout out to all of you as well for your support, listening to us instead of your local station. Even when it sounds like this.

It would sound like that. It's a great impression. Alright. We're gonna leave now and, We got the big announcement at ten. Oh, yeah.

Well, we'll play some Don't be forgetful. And then we're gonna announce another giveaway, and the the mayhem never stops around here. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.