The Viktor Wilt Show

Hi everybody, it's the Viktor Wilt Show. Good morning. Hope Thursday's treating good so far. Stumbled across the thread online. What movie hero is actually a villain when you really think about it?

Alright, as good as anything to talk about could be interesting. Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire. I'm not surprised that's the top answer. People have made horror movie style trailers from the Mrs. Doubtfire trailer. It's a weird movie when you really think about it. Yeah, the person says here, Pierce Brosnan did nothing wrong. Now it's been many, many years since I've seen that movie. But yeah, I think all of the problems experienced by the main character in that movie, weren't they all his fault? It's been a while.

Okay, the parents in the parent trap. It's been a really long time since I saw either of those. Let's see, Maverick from Top Gun would probably be unbearable in real life. Great pilot, but the dude constantly ignores orders and dangers people and somehow still gets treated like the coolest guy alive. I haven't watched that movie in a long time either. I was very disappointed the last time I watched Top Gun. I had gone to the Marine Corps Educators Workshop in San Diego. Got to see what the Marines go through.

They filmed part of Top Gun at Miramar. And so I was like, I got to go watch Top Gun. And then I'm like, what is this? This is like a rom-com that's disguised as a dude, you know, flying planes movie. It's a chick flick. It is. Go back and watch it. Dewey from School of Rock.

Let's see. He was a man child living in a bubble who couldn't contribute with paying rent. Stole his best friend's identity while robbing him of a job.

He could have added to his credentials and kidnapped kids to play with him in a band contest. It's been a long time since I watched School of Rock. I don't remember all these plot points. Let's see here. Anakin Skywalker. Okay, come on. The point of... Okay, I don't want to give any Star Wars spoilers. Because I'm trying to convince Becca she should watch it. Peter Pan. He not only prevents the other children from growing up. He encourages Wendy to be their mother so they can be even more like children. He's always picking on that Captain Hook as well.

People starting to think Homelander is no good. From the boys. Alright. I'm going to continue drinking caffeine here. Hopefully we can find some fun other crap to talk about.

Hey, what's up everybody? It's the Victor Will Show. Alright. I was looking at a thread here that some of it seemed kind of funny so I figured let's roll with it. What's the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? Weddings generally boring.

You know, if you're going to get married try to think about the attendees in addition to yourself. Try to make it fun. Okay.

It doesn't have to be boring and just slog on. You know, maybe have some fights break out. This person said that the DJ and father of the bride got into a fist fight when the father found the DJ hooking up with the bride's sister. Alright. Don't get in fist fights at somebody else's wedding. Okay. That's going to screw up their wedding.

Let's see. This person says, Bride had always dreamed of driving herself to the church in an open top sports car. The wind blew her veil over her face and she crashed the car. She didn't wear a seatbelt because she was worried about creasing the dress. And so face planted the steering wheel and broke her nose. Blood and snot all over the very expensive vintage family wedding dress.

And no one knew this was happening because they were waiting at the church and she was alone in the car. Ceremony was cancelled because there was another wedding booked later. Everything was non-refundable and wasted. The bride had no insurance and the car cost thousands on top of the wasted venues.

Huge arguments and fights outside the church between the families with tensions high after comments about leaving him at the altar. Why is my phone going off? Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Alarms. Just more work I gotta do. What else wild went down at a wedding here?

Let's see. A guy who had been stocking the bride for years tried to sneak into the wedding ceremony. Dudes, just move on. Geez. Don't be a creep if she's not India.

She's not India. Get! I swear that the crappy ladies have to put up with from stupid guys. Let's see. What else here? Kid was running around and crashed into the camera breaking the lens. The camera guy was in tears.

I quit your boo-hoo. I'm sure somebody paid for it. Ooh, this one's bad. The bride forgot the groom's name and called him by her ex-boyfriend's name. Oof.

The silence that followed was so loud I think I actually heard the marriage certificate self-destruct. Yeah, that is not good. You know, you call your current significant other by an ex's name in any situation. It's probably bad.

But at the wedding ceremony, during your vows, that is the one time you don't want to screw that up. Oh, feel bad for them. Let's see. A lot of fighting going on in this thread. The groom's stepdad got drunk and called his mom some names. So the groom punched his stepdad in the mouth.

That had just kind of turned into a brawl. Yeah, just if you get frustrated at a wedding, try to keep it cool. You don't want to be the guy that ruined the party.

Or the gal that ruined the party. Okay, this day's going by. Hopefully it starts going by quicker.

I'll be right back. Alright, maybe I haven't had enough caffeine today so far, but this article's breaking my brain. Apparently yesterday, the governor designated May 6th as Maternal Mental Health Awareness Day, which is a good thing. You know, trying to encourage people to create space for honest conversations, reduce stigma, and ensure that every mother knows support is available and she's never alone in what she's experiencing. Encouraging the public to do things like share educational resources and awareness materials, start conversations about maternal mental health, connect mothers with support networks and professional care, and you're probably going, why is this breaking your brain? Well, the article for me from East Idaho News says, a stupid phone of mine.

Alarms keep going off. Anyway, it says according to a news release from redefining M-I-L-F, mindful intentional loving fit as a mother. Yeah, redefining M-I-L-F. Now, the purpose of this proclamation is good. Right, to raise awareness for resources for mothers who are going through difficult times, but what the heck is redefining M-I-L-F?

Let's see. It's a maternal wellness initiative dedicated to supporting mothers through education, awareness, and community connection. I hate to break it to them, but people are going to think different things when they see that name. That acronym's meant something else for, what, 20 years now? At least? I don't know.

I don't know. But, you know, get on them for trying to do something decent. Just might want to rethink that name.

I mean, I know they're saying they're trying to redefine it, but yeah, should have tried to redefine it 20 years ago. Hello, all. Welcome to the program. It's the Victor Wilt Show Thursday edition making our way through the day.

A couple minutes at a time. Alright, what's going on out here? Kids are bypassing online age checks by drawing fake beards on their face. I haven't ever stumbled across an online age check. I think this is more taken place in other countries where they've made laws about social media use in regard to age and things like that. So, they've got some kind of online tool that verifies age, I guess, by scanning your face.

And I guess if all it takes is a fake beard they might want to try something a little bit different. Maybe a parent needs to set the account up for them. Scan the parent's ID. I don't know, I guess kids could just swipe their parent's IDs. I mean, when people want to do something, if kids really want to get access to a stupid TikTok account, they're going to figure out a way to do it. But, yeah might not want to just roll out the technology if a fake beard is going to bypass the system there.

Should be a little bit more difficult than that. Alright, I'm working on digging up freak news and stuff. So, I'll be back in a minute. Okay, hang on. Okay, keep an eye on Grandpa. Go visit your elders.

You never know what bad hobbies they might be getting into. Got a Missouri man charged with a handful of felonies accused of making homemade bombs. Police responded to an apartment in Kansas City in a federally subsidized senior housing complex.

Yeah, the explosion blew out windows up to 23 feet away. And how old's this guy? I mean, I'm looking at a picture of him.

He's old. But I guess when the cops finally made contact with him, they're like, what are you doing? They found a bunch of homemade bombs, chemicals, materials and tools to make more. And he's like, well, I was just making a big firework for my daughter.

They also found an AR-15 rifle with no serial number hidden in the false bottom of a hope chest along with magazines, ammunition, a duty belt and plate carrier, other guns, meth, glass pipes. This guy needed to, you know, I think spend some time elsewhere. Or else, yeah, again, maybe he needed to be visited by his family more. Now, this guy's got too much time on his hands, apparently. By this guy, a Kindle.

Alright. Woman of Chused of Chasing Down and Shooting at a Driver Who Hit a Chicken in the Road. This was in West Virginia. Yeah, I mean, it's upsetting when you see animals get hit by a vehicle. But, you know, accidents happen. I don't know if it's appropriate to chase somebody down and just start blasting off rounds at them. And what's funny, it must have been a small town because the guy who got shot at, he's like, I know who it was. And he turned in Bobby Drennan.

So, yeah, when you got a name, pretty easy for the cops to track her down. Guy wasn't hurt or anything. Yeah, again, it's upsetting when an animal gets killed. But, jeez. Some people are crazy.

Let's see. South African Police Air Lift Massive Crocodile Suspected of Eating Missing Local. And I'm looking at a photo of the crocodile being airlifted. They just like wrapped a rope around it. And then, looks like there's a guy hanging on the rope above.

Not the position I'd like to be in. But I guess the gator was full. That's a big gator. Or it's a crocodile, excuse me. So anyway, yeah, this guy went missing last month after his vehicle became stranded at a flooded low-lying river crossing near Crocodile and festive waters.

The vehicle was swept away as he attempted to cross the bridge. So they'd been trying to find this guy for about a week. And then they're like, well, look at that giant gator right over there. Looks like it recently ate.

Uh-oh. So they know from experience if crocodiles have had a big meal they're not very active and they lay in the sun for their digestive system to start working. I guess it had been resting for many days. So they decided to get it out of there.

Oh, okay. So they ended up euthanizing the crocodile and did discover human remains as well as six pairs of sandals. Um, six pairs of sandals. You know, I don't know many crocodiles that go on shoe hunts. So it sounds like this thing has been eating a lot of people.

Alright. One more reason to avoid anywhere where there are modern age dinosaurs running around. They eat people.

They eat them. Alright. Well, let's see. Alright, it's a little after eight. I like that.

I like that a lot. Let's see if I can find some other crap to talk about though. Well, earlier on the show we talked about the wildest things people had witnessed at weddings. Somebody else made a thread about the wildest things people have seen at funerals.

Alright. Hopefully nothing too disgusting. But like I said about weddings, same goes for funerals. You should do some things to try to make them fun.

I know a funeral is not generally something you're going to think about as being fun, but there are certainly ways to make it better than others. Alright. Long, boring and sad. No, you got to throw some funny in.

Alright. Got to throw some funny in and some good music. Maybe a mariachi band.

This guy said that not intentionally, but a mariachi band crashed my father's funeral. It was during COVID. Everything had to be held outside. There was a family having a funeral next to ours. They didn't follow the rules and brought a full mariachi band plus way more attendees than they were supposed to allow.

We could barely hear ourselves speak, but my father would have found that hilarious. Yeah. Me as well. Well, again, bring some tunes. Let's see.

The deceased had a pre-recorded message played where he individually roasted everyone in the front row for 10 minutes. All right. All you people who've aggravated me over the years. Get ready. I'll get that recorded myself. Ready to go. Oh, let's see here.

Oh, this one's rough. Went to a funeral for my ex's pastor. Didn't know the guy. His wife was in the audience morning. They had the part where people get up and say nice things to make a long, shorty start. His side piece came up and basically let everyone know they were having a relationship behind his wife's back and said, I'll always know.

I was the one he truly loved and went on for a good 15 minutes and had to be escorted off stage. Oh, that that is bad. That's bad. But hey, you know, the guy was cheating. Let people know. Well, cheating is terrible. All right.

It might be uncomfortable to tell somebody about it, but if you know should have done it before the guy passed on, so he could have gotten a little bit of shame, you know, and saved his wife that kind of embarrassment. Geez. Let's see here. OK, this one's kind of dark. I mean, we are talking about funerals.

So this one's a little bit sad. A fourth grader had been killed in a car accident. He was a really well known and loved kid from a big family.

Great kid. They held the funeral at the school gym, standing room only back in the 90s, and he had loved the Macarena. So at the end of the funeral, they asked everyone to stand up and dance with them one last time. Now, I talk about playing good music at a funeral. I don't know about the Macarena, but can you imagine just seeing a bunch of people crying and dancing the Macarena?

The music just blasted and doing those moves. Well, that that's one way to lighten up things, for sure. Oh, let's see here.

Any others? OK, this person said I was at a wake for a guy and his friends had a jacked up pickup truck in the parking lot with a full cake going in the back. I never saw so many people that drunk at a funeral.

The deceased would have loved it. Yeah, kegger. Sure. Again, make it fun. Make it fun.

Get your crowd some beer. If you got friends that, you know, are into that kind of thing, make it a little bit better on them. All right. Well, I might read through some more of this to see if there's anything else funny. Otherwise, do something else here in a few.

Be right back. Jay Davis in the house. What's up, fool? You know, just doing the thing. Just doing the thing. Making me do things. Coming to work, making that money. Making that money. That make my wallet fat.

That's right. Big bucks. Then radio big bucks. Yeah. Rolling in the dough. Right. All right. Well, what's new with you, fool? I forgot what I was going to talk about because you came in and distracted me with an activity.

No, nothing. Just watching the rat take over the world. Watching the rat take over the world.

Yeah. I mean, I did see the boy. He has a rat infestation. I'm missing something here. There was a cruise ship that had a antivirus takeover and it's making a global, a global thing. I actually have a tab open. The rats are taking over.

The antivirus. You should fit right in. Now, wait a minute here because it's a disease spread by rats because it's a rat. You're pretty rat looking. This is what it's like on board the ghost town cruise ship plagued with antivirus. Sounds terrible. It sounds awful.

Cruises are just a nightmare. There's like a weekly story about a sickness outbreak. And I've read about this specific virus. Isn't this one that's like death by diarrhea? Yeah, it's horrible. Yeah. Yeah, it's like norovirus.

It's no joking matter even though we're joking about it. And I think it kills like 40% of the people to get it. And there's no cure. You just suffer. Yeah. You just... That sounds terrible. Just kind of a cruise ship where you're already sick anyway.

Oh yeah. And you're just stuck there. Quarantined on a boat.

Just be terrible. So yeah, thankfully this boat, it's not anywhere near us, but they are talking about this now spreading between people and they're worried about it becoming a problem. Another pandemic. Oh jeez, the poodemic. That's what it's going to be. Poodemic.

The poodemic. Oh jeez. Well, hopefully not.

Just bringing lightness to the show today. Yeah, you might soon enough be killed by diarrhea, everybody. Sorry. 40% of the planet wiped out by the dookie disease. Run from the runs. Geez. I'm gonna be locking myself in my house. I'm not going anywhere. The other sickness was bad enough. If you got the runs, you're not going nowhere.

That's true. Why do they call it the runs when you can't run? That's a good question. I mean, you could. We have seen a particular movie.

Yes. They got the part six coming out soon. I've been rewatching those movies too. They're so funny. They're so good. They really do stand the test of time.

Just dudes being dumb and hurting themselves really stands the test of time. One of my favorite ones on that is when they have the giant hand with the pie on it by the door. They wait for the person to walk through the door frame and release the hand. High five.

You see Bam Marger just call the sun. It's just his feet and ankles in the air and then him flattered on the ground. It'll be very interesting to see what kind of stuff they do on the new one because those guys are older than us. Right? Like they're going to be breaking hips.

Dude, yeah. I mean, if I trip or something. I'm trying to fall on socks.

I can't walk right for a week. I know, dude. I find a bruise. I'm like, oh, what happened? What did I do?

I must have been walking. Well, thanks for bringing the cheeriness to the show. Jay, remind people you might die by diarrhea. Now, I don't own a jet ski. I've actually never been jet skiing.

It does look fun. But if you're in an area where there are likely a bunch of whales. It's probably not the best place to go jet skiing. This guy was off the coast of Vancouver up in Canada this weekend.

And he just crashed right into a gray whale goes flying off his jet ski. Don't look like it felt very good. It's up peaches. How do you crash into a gray whale? Is it right there breaching at the surface? That's what happened. This guy was just flying and then it just pops up and bang.

You know, so people are upset one because the guy hit a whale to because. Oh, is that guy OK? You know, far as I know, he was OK.

He had to be taken to shore by search and rescue and transported to the hospital in serious but stable condition. Um, is that be like landing on concrete at that point? If you hit something really like hard and blubbery and then just fly off a jet ski. Well, I mean, even if you hit water at high speed, yeah.

Yeah, it didn't it mess you up pretty bad. So yeah, you just think the guy would have known a little bit better if this is an area where whales breach often. You know, traveling high speed.

Welles breach all the time in weird places. I guess that's true. Have you seen the video of the one kayaker almost getting swallowed up? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, people who go out in these areas where there's gigantic beasts like that.

Brightens me. But there's also there was also the the sign that the whale was there because the seagulls were flying in a circular motion up above trying to go down for the krill. Yeah. It says here that this gray whale had been spotted close to the shoreline for about a week. So, you know, people were out whale watching like the public was aware. There's a whale in the area. And they were telling this guy like, slow down, slow down.

There's a whale. And yeah, then he might deserve the kind of I think so. I think so.

And he might even face some charges. He's of course. Yeah. Yeah. You was great. Well endangered.

Oh, let's see here. Approaching feeding or otherwise interacting with whales is forbidden under Canada's Fisheries Act. Watchers are required to remain at least 100 meters away. So I mean, even getting close to a whale, you can face fines of up to $100,000. The gray whales are terrifying. We had a picture of them.

Good. Well, all whales are terrifying. Aren't they? They're massive.

It's crazy. Just the size difference between all the different whales. And then you see the blue whale and how big that thing is. Oh, yeah. And they got the is that a person on the far right? That's a horse. Oh, that's a horse. They have a horse diagram up there above. Oh, yeah. That's that's a horse. Geez. Holy cow.

Yeah. Of course, like I told you before, the Aquarium of the Pacific and Lawn Beach, they have that giant life size statue or like a little, not even a statue. It's kind of like just a replica of how big a blue whale is. And it takes up the whole ceiling of the Aquarium. And it's just strapped up there. Wow.

And I've always wondered, like, what would happen if I think fell? Kill people. Right. That's what I'm guessing would happen.

Or make a big mess and probably be a pain in the butt. Put back up there. Terrify me.

I think landed on me. I never go out again. I feel like the guy from the bench warmers that feels the sun. The only creature on earth bigger than me is hanging above me.

It's not going to happen if it fell on me. Yeah, be cautious out in them open waters, people. All right, I'll have to ask Lieutenant Crane about this one tomorrow during traffic school powered by the Advocates injury attorneys. You know, it's the most unique way someone's tried to hide an open container in a vehicle about putting it in a happy meal box.

Yeah, note. Police are going to search your car. All right, you get pulled over for DUI, Earl Hammered, car wreaks of booze. They're going to search when they pick up a happy meal container and it sloshes around.

Yeah. You ever seen this kind of happy meal? An officer asks while holding up a Heineken can. Now this happened in Florida.

Big surprise there. Yeah, just don't drink and drive, people. OK, drinking and driving bad. OK, don't do it. Don't have open containers in your vehicle.

OK. Oh, and this was on a Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, get yourself an Uber. All right, fire up that app Uber or whatever. Call a cab.

Make better decisions. Let's take a quick look at our weather brought to you by Sinclair Lubrican's hard work is their heritage made American made true. Today, it's going to be pretty nice looking at a hive about seventy five. Maybe a little bit cloudy, but should be warm. And the next few days should be pretty much the same. We might get up into the eighties by the beginning of the week. And I don't see any crappy weather in the ten day forecast. So maybe some wind, but we can deal with that. All right. Well, I'm looking forward to it. I got I got yard work I got to do.

Got to get out and water them flowers. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Will Show. This program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at Riverbendmediagroup.com.