Traffic School - You Cannot Outrun Math But They Tried Anyway - 02/13/2026

Speaker 1: Well he has arrived, Lieutenant Crain of the Idaho State Police. What's up buddy? Uh, man. You just pumped for the day like me? Yeah.

Speaker 2: I just drugged myself in here.

Speaker 1: That's pretty much what I do every day.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, what is Viktor gonna whine about today?

Speaker 1: Uh, what have I whined about so far today?

Speaker 2: Not being able to go into a dive bar that you've dressed the way you want. I know that. I know.

Speaker 1: You've been into, I'm sure, a few dive bars from time to time. Having to deal with some unruly patrons.

Speaker 2: And they don't want me in there the way I was dressed either. No? Yeah. We don't like that outfit. You get it. You get it. We got the right to reuse.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what kind of dive bar that was, but it's not like the ones around here, apparently.

Speaker 2: And I was in a small town dive bar. They'd have problems with it. And I said, well, I'll just go in and do a bar check real quick. So I walk in in my uniform. The guy comes up and he's like, you need to leave. And I said, oh, I think I'm sticking around. He goes, you spoke to my uncle. And I said, oh, no, let's get him on the phone.

Speaker 1: We don't know how you're kind in here.

Speaker 2: Yeah, just being here looking for trouble.

Speaker 1: That's too funny. Yeah, I complained about that. Complained about Airbnb frustrating me. Oh, frustrating me. It's amazing what one whiny host can do to screw up your account. I've got a perfect rating. And as a consumer, as a consumer, and I don't know what I wasn't even there. I was at the, you know, I went to this ghost show and apparently in this like, you know, it's an Airbnb and an apartment complex or, you know, something like that, condos or something. Downtown Salt Lake. Place with a bed. And apparently there was some kind of a ruckus.

Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know, I'm not there. You're not treating this place like a dime bar. Exactly.

Speaker 1: Like, hey, you know, I'm not there. So what are you talking about? Was it in your name? Yeah. But the problem. But the ruckus wasn't even inside of the Airbnb. It was in the hallway. I'm like, I'm not there.

I'm out on the streets of Salt Lake right now. Was it your guess? No. So they claim.

And my council locked up. It's not like there'd be anywhere to actually a book for the weekend anyway. If I wanted to like take the lady out for Valentine's, but come on. So anyway, yeah, just grumpy. You're married. Grumpy in time. I'm married now. Right.

Speaker 3: A high call. You're married. You're fool.

Speaker 1: Crazy Jay. And you didn't even get invited, Jay.

Speaker 4: No one got invited. Made a lot of people mad.

Speaker 2: True love is our legs hung over the edge of the bed.

Speaker 1: What up, Jay? What do you want?

Speaker 3: Well, I didn't come in, but I guess that's not happening today.

Speaker 1: We'll get you in soon, Jay. We'll get you in soon, for sure.

Speaker 3: Okay.

Speaker 1: And somebody's late today. Somebody's late. What, peaches? Well, I don't know. I was like, Lieutenant Crane was actually a few minutes early today. He's doing good.

Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Take that, Jay. Yeah. Ha.

Speaker 3: Well, that's not an arm.

Speaker 2: So, hey, I can promise you anytime I could make your life miserable, I'd be on time.

Speaker 3: Why? I'm not going to be on time. That's what we call public school. Whenever.

Speaker 1: Well, you got any traffic school questions or anything, Jay? Oh.

Speaker 2: I guess we'd love to educate you.

Speaker 3: Well, the only questions I would ask right now are the crap that's making national news.

Speaker 1: Yeah, we could avoid the national news. That sounds fine with me, Jay. All right. I've been trying to do a radio show for months. There's not been a whole lot of news that's, you know, fun and pleasant. So we'll avoid that.

Speaker 3: Right now, because it's all just sucky right now.

Speaker 1: That's right. That's right.

Speaker 3: So, all right, Jay. Everybody have fun. It's Friday, so just relax.

Speaker 1: All right. We will, Jay.

Speaker 2: We'll relax. Enjoy the long weekend. It's a holiday Monday.

Speaker 1: For some people. I know one person who doesn't get Monday off and that's me. The victim.

Speaker 3: Poor buddy.

Speaker 1: No days off for me for quite some time. I got to build up some PTO. I'm out. I'm completely wiped out.

Speaker 2: A couple of rules in this world, Jay, once. If you are one is if you rent an A, B or A, B and B and Airbnb, don't trash a place.

Speaker 1: You're locked out. It was spotless. And the other thing is if you got a job, show up.

Speaker 4: Yep.

Speaker 3: Well, people have to be picky, I guess.

Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. Well, good. Well, good to hear from you, Jay. We're a popular program this morning. All the lines are lighting up. Huh. Let's just look at it.

Speaker 3: All right, Barry, Joe. All right, CJ. I woke him up with my voice.

Speaker 1: You must have. All right, peace, man. All right, bye. All right, K-Barre, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Uh, Ramon.

Speaker 3: She's drinking so much.

Speaker 1: Remember her name? What's up, Ravonda?

Speaker 3: There it is. Oh, just drinking and driving. The huge.

Speaker 2: Tell me. You know what her goal is?

Speaker 1: To me to find state trooper. She wants to meet a state trooper, I think. You're right. She calls and announces it every Friday morning. I'm on the road. You try to catch me. I'm a bad girl.

Speaker 6: I actually am on the road right now.

Speaker 1: Hands free, of course, right? No.

Speaker 6: You don't know.

Speaker 2: We'll never know. Ravonda, that's how we catch criminals is because they may be doing some kind of crime, but they forget the little things like making sure their tell lights work.

Speaker 6: Oh, man, I'm getting pulled over.

Speaker 1: I hope the ticket ain't too steep.

Speaker 6: Let's hope not. I just got, you know, a bunch of open cans in my car. Probably fine, right?

Speaker 1: Open cans. Now, if they're empty, Lieutenant Crane and the driver's completely sober, what's the deal?

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not going to be the issue. Common sense would rule, but, um, yeah, you can't have an open container in the bylaw. I cannot have an open container within the reach of the driver.

Speaker 6: Well, G-Jang it.

Speaker 1: How do you spell that? G-Dang it. I appreciate Ravonda's ability to at least censor herself on her. Even under the influence. Even while hammer.

Speaker 6: Okay, well, peace out, girl scout.

Speaker 2: Alright, see you, Ravonda. I bet you got second place in her second grade spelling bee.

Speaker 1: And the other person that was calling, I guess what we'll do with you is you call us back after a brief break when we'll officially kick off traffic school. You got about three minutes to get your questions ready. 208-535. Okay, here they are. I guess we'll give them a shot right now. Kay, Barry, you're live on the show, traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 7: This is Scott. Good morning, Victor. How are you? Decent. How's it going, Scott? Good.

Speaker 2: Lieutenant Crane, how are you? I'm doing great. Thanks for asking.

Speaker 7: So, I hope this isn't a dumb question. If you pull up to a Y and there's no yield sign or stop sign on either side, how do you treat that? Like a four-way stop?

Speaker 2: The first one there is the one that gets to go first, but always yield to the one on the left because you're on the 100% kill side if you get into crash.

Speaker 7: Okay, that's what I want to make sure, because I had one of those by my house next to a park. That's why I was curious.

Speaker 2: That's where the kids cross with their bikes. Yeah.

Speaker 4: Got to love how they designed some of these neighborhoods. This is not a laughing matter.

Speaker 7: I hope it wasn't a dumb question, but I just want to make sure.

Speaker 1: That's a great question. Great question for sure, Scott. I hope you have an awesome weekend, man. You too.

Speaker 5: Right on. Peace. Have a good day.

Speaker 1: Okay, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? It's Carson. Carson, what's up, dude? You want to grab your window or?

Speaker 2: He's hitchhiking on I-80.

Speaker 5: Yeah, as free though. It's pretty great.

Speaker 1: Well, you must be driving one of the crazy Carl's vehicles.

Speaker 2: Lots of rackets. He borrowed his pinto.

Speaker 1: Don't stay in any airbodies and Salt Lake with that kind of a racket. This bad boy is pushing 38 horsepower.

Speaker 5: So, Dan, there's a question about buying a car from a private owner. Just stole the bill of sale on your back window. How long is that good for?

Speaker 2: If you bought it within Idaho seven days. Seven days? Yep. That you were driving without getting a place on it? Yeah, you got seven days. You need to go down to the registration office and get

Speaker 4: the temporary put in the back window.

Speaker 2: Okay. 28 if you're buying it from out of state.

Speaker 3: Oh, man.

Speaker 5: Thanks, man.

Speaker 2: I appreciate it. I should have bought one with windows in it. Don't kill me. They do make those.

Speaker 1: It's not a good time of year for a convertible.

Speaker 2: I'd love to heard that sales pitch.

Speaker 1: No, this one with no windows. This one's great. You're going to stay cool all year.

Speaker 2: Well, we had her parked on the south side. You know those teenagers.

Speaker 1: Oh, geez. 208-535-1015. The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates, injury attorneys. Lieutenant Crane from the Idaho State Police in here. Doing it live. Answering your questions about the law. Anything we need to let the community know about while we wait for our wonderful callers. I should have been more prepared. Me too. Me too.

Speaker 2: It's a holiday weekend. Oh, and the most important thing you need to think about Valentine's Day. That's right. That's right.

Speaker 1: And good graces with the significant other. Got to at least get them a candy bar. Is that all I have to do? Just candy bar. It'll do. I want to see how that works for me. I got Becca an ice maker. A nugget ice maker. She was very excited. All right. Is that portable in the car? No, it just sits on the counter. I get where you're going.

Speaker 2: I'm not so smart. I'm going dumb.

Speaker 1: All right. K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who says?

Speaker 8: Sounds like you guys are up to no good. Always. Always.

Speaker 4: What's happening? How are you guys doing today? Decent. Not much. Just got a question. Quick question. Cool. We're leaving. Quick. Yep. It's going to be real quick.

Speaker 2: The question's quick. My delivery's not so much.

Speaker 4: Sergeant train.

Speaker 8: If you're heading out of Rigby, heading south, getting ready to get on the on ramp. Right in town there's speed limit 35. No other posted mile marker. How do you treat that? You got to say 35 until you get the on ramp.

Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, that darn chief of police out in Fulmer. Yep. I'll see him today too. If you do tell him, Marvin says, thank you for lunch. You bought my lunch yesterday.

Speaker 1: Very nice. Oh, did you? Can you believe that?

Speaker 2: No. Yeah, that's awesome. Maybe he'll buy yours today. I'll hit him up. So, so what happens there is it's 35 miles an hour in the city limits. And so once you hit the right of way of US 20, of course that's designed to get up to 70 miles an hour prior to emerging into traffic. So, it's 35 till you hit the city limits and then it's up to 70.

Speaker 8: Okay. I've just seen a few cars getting kind of pulled over there and doesn't look like they're, you know, speeding, but I just didn't know when you could get on it and get up to speed.

Speaker 2: When you get off a highway 20 and you're coming into the South Rigby area, you definitely need to be down to the speed limit when you hit the posted sign. Yeah. Okay. But that's a great question because you are required to get up to speed and merge without causing an influx in traffic. Okay.

Speaker 8: All right, we'll hit that sign. We'll just gun it. All right, man.

Speaker 1: Appreciate the call today.

Speaker 8: Have a great long weekend. Except for Victor. Hey, excellent.

Speaker 1: Hey, I hope you have a terrible weekend too.

Speaker 8: See you, man. See you guys. Appreciate it. All right.

Speaker 1: Hey, Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hey, what's up, man? What do you want to know?

Speaker 9: Well, say I get pulled over for speed. Am I legally able to see the officer deputy troopers radar display?

Speaker 2: Legally? No. There's nothing that says legally you have the right to see it. And for officer safety reasons, we're not going to allow you back to look at it. Okay.

Speaker 1: And so I guess if you're disputing that, you just fight it out.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you got the opportunity to go to court and say, hey, I don't believe that I was traveling with speedy said. Now, what's interesting about that is people say, well, you should have it on the radar. Well, what happens is we're trained in radar training that we see the object that's coming towards us, which is obviously the car, right? And we get the tone, the radar makes a noise. And once the noise is solid, you know, you're on target.

But before that, I guess I need to back up a step. You need to visually estimate the speed of the target. Then the radar will pick it up. You make sure you have a good solid tone, meaning you have a good lock on that vehicle and you watch it through the whole passage of the radar. So you see it from the time it picks it up until it passes you. And so you can see what the speed is. And what I love is when, man, they just jam on the brakes, right?

So they're doing, let's say 80 and a 70, and then they see you and then all of a sudden they're at 68. That's the smart move, right? And the front bumper dives down, right?

Yes. So you know, they slammed on the brakes. And so when you walk up the car, hey, do you know how fast you're going?

Nope. Well, you look at the speedometer because you jammed on your brakes. But no, no law says that you have the right to come back and look at the radar detector, radar instrument. And for officer safety reasons, we're not going to allow you to do that. Okay.

Speaker 9: So say I'm passing on a motorcycle and I'm passing a big rig and I get pulled over for speed, but maybe that truck was going under the speed limit. Faster than my motorcycle.

Speaker 2: Hey, and this is a great question too. I love that you're asking these. So the radar is designed to pick up not only the most solid target that it's picking up, but also the fastest. So we have two displays on that. So it would pick up the semi and it would have a solid lock on the semi, saying 65 miles an hour. But then as you on the motorcycles coming by, it's going to be have a harder time picking up because it picks up the biggest facial surface. But once it picks you up, it would show you, let's say 80 miles an hour going through as a fastest speed, but the truck would be in the main display as a most solid speed. Got it.

Speaker 9: So in Idaho, if I am behind a vehicle that's going, say 65 and a 65, am I able to pass? And if so, how fast over the speed limit am I able to pass?

Speaker 2: Let's change your question just a second. Let's say you're in a 65 and you're on a two lane highway going the same direction and the road's connected, right? It's not a divided highway. It's a three to four lane highway.

And but it's connected. If the vehicle is going one mile under the speed limit, at that point, you have the right to go out, accelerate 15 miles an hour over the speed limit to make the pass and then come back into your lane and go. Back down to the speed limit. Okay. But unlike the interstate, no, US 20 interstate 15 where it's a divided highway in two lanes, just because they're under the speed limit, you can't go over 15. You just use a passing lane. Okay.

Speaker 9: Okay.

Speaker 2: Yep. But on, but on like US 26 where they have passing lanes, you can now do it in a passing lane zone. And where it's two lanes, one going each direction and it's a passable zone. You can go out and pass there and go up to 50 miles an hour over the speed limit.

Speaker 9: Okay. So if they are going say 66 and a 65 and I pass them and I get pulled over, am I going to get written for the full, you know, 15 plus or 16 plus over?

Speaker 2: You darn sure could because the bottom line is you're not, you're not allowed to make that pass if they're doing the speed limit.

Speaker 9: Ah. Okay. But if I pass and he's going 64 and a 65 and I pass him at 85. What's that put me at?

Speaker 1: Why are we doing math?

Speaker 2: This is school. That's five miles over the allotted amount. So you could get the citation out. Realize common sense and discretion goes into all of this, right? So if you're passing, then all of a sudden somebody's coming, you're on a motorcycle. You got the power to speed up and get in safely.

It's not going to be a problem, but if there's no cars around on whatsoever, right? I've rode motorcycles before. I know it's fun. And now you're just out there with the opportunity to go, oh, oh, oh, oh. All right, I can throttle it. Open road, baby. Then there might be a problem. So let good common sense be your judge.

Speaker 9: All right, Lieutenant. Well, I appreciate it. Thanks for answering my questions.

Speaker 1: Thanks, man. All right. Peace. All right, people, call us up and ask us them questions. K-Bear, you are live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 10: It's Bryce. Bryce, what up, dude? Hey, so actually I have a real question not about roundabouts today. Thankfully, because I would have put a honey of Bryce.

Speaker 1: He's in control of the board today.

Speaker 10: That's right. That's no fun then. So they're on homes down from Anderson where they put the new grease monkey in. There used to be a 35 mile an hour sign.

They moved it down closer to the light at Anderson. But when you're coming back the opposite way, the 35 still lasts to like in front of grease monkey. So I assume you have to go 35 still in that area even though they moved it up like a mile.

Speaker 2: Well, by law, it should be consistent on both sides of the roadway. That's interesting. I haven't seen that. Maybe they don't realize that.

Speaker 10: Yeah, there used to be the 35 right out in front of grease monkey and they took it down and they moved it down in front of the heating and cooling place down there closer to Anderson light.

Speaker 2: I bet what happened is somebody else took it down by driving over the sidewalk.

Speaker 10: Well, the pole's still there, but the signs gone and then they put a new pole and signed down further.

Speaker 2: Oh, interesting. Or maybe that signs in somebody's bedroom. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. If the pole's still there. There's some college kid go man, ain't that cool?

Speaker 10: So if you're going 45 in that, that general area, is that something that if you got pulled over, you could fight for that?

Speaker 2: Well, if it shows 45 back towards 20 and then the next signs 35 up by the heating and cooling store. Yeah, you say, hey, it's not marked till 35 till up there. Yeah, that's something you could definitely discretion.

Speaker 10: Okay, that's all I was wondering just because, yeah, it's like I said, going going north, it's marked 35 until the normal, but yeah, going the southbound, it's not at all until further up.

Speaker 2: Well, enjoy your day driving in a circle there to find out how it goes.

Speaker 10: We'll see how many times I can go before the cop pulls me over.

Speaker 2: Listen, honey, I'll be home for Valentine's Day when I get this task done.

Speaker 10: Challenge accepted.

Speaker 1: What I recommend is just don't drive on homes. It's one of the most aggravating roads to drive on. If there's any road that they need to, you know, maybe knock down some houses and expand that road a little bit. I think it'd be homes and then maybe South Boulevard too.

Speaker 2: Well, he's talking homes north where it is expanded out.

Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I'm just a homes in general. I'm like, this road sucks.

Speaker 4: You ever been on that road in about 3pm? I've been on that road in about 3pm on Valentine's Day and appreciate it.

Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I, yeah, it's, it's busy, right? And that's when you become mayor, something you can change.

Speaker 1: Well, now I got to wait like four more years, right? Yeah, it's really three and a half. I should have got the job done. Your campaign will start in three. Oh, but I tell you, after watching that mayoral race and the headache that that was for like just months, you have enough money in your pockets to do. You do need some money.

Speaker 10: We'll just have you and crazy J run against each other.

Speaker 1: Sounds perfect. I could be crazy J. That'd be a toss up.

Speaker 4: Which way I want to go.

Speaker 1: Well, appreciate the call, Bryce, and you enjoy your task today. Have a good weekend. All right, you two, man.

Speaker 2: Do it NASCAR style. Turn left, turn left.

Speaker 1: 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. See no online questions. Thanks listeners. So we need people to call us again. 208-535-1015. I was going to tell you earlier, I saw an article that I thought you would enjoy. There was a 20 person brawl at a retirement home in Florida over pickleball.

I know you like a good game of pickleball or a good brawl or a good brawl. And it was all old people. And I was so disappointed there wasn't video.

Speaker 2: Man, I could stand a chance in that one.

Speaker 1: You might have a chance in that fight. Kay, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates.

Speaker 3: Oh, I was just having out with the...

Speaker 1: Hey, Jay, go ahead and get talking. That is barrel over the top of me. It's fine.

Speaker 3: There's never been people right now who have voted for me for mayor.

Speaker 1: He wants to take me on in the mayoral race. So we got to wait a few years, Jay. They just had it.

Speaker 2: You guys can start your own town, the dive bar town.

Speaker 1: Dive bar town? Right. I'm open to my own city.

Speaker 3: Well, good to hear from you again, Jay.

Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. You brought me up. I had to do it.

Speaker 2: That's how he's going to close his debate to get you. Well, okay.

Speaker 3: Well, okay. Well, for Jay. All right, Jay. And you'll be okay. All right.

Speaker 1: You have a good weekend, Jay.

Speaker 2: Get off the liquor.

Speaker 1: Are you with Ravonda? Jay Ravonda, bad team. She's driving. He's drinking. Kay, Mayor, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Well, that sounds like a fun time.

Speaker 3: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

Speaker 4: I got out of bed late this morning.

Speaker 3: I got bail money, man. Let's make this happen.

Speaker 2: And there you have crazy Carl on the back side.

Speaker 3: Oh, man, that sounds like a bunch of felonies.

Speaker 2: Do you know why Carl would be in the back seat? Why would Carl be in the back seat? Because driver's license is suspended. Oh, okay.

Speaker 3: Hey, so radar detectors, are they legal in Idaho?

Speaker 2: Unless you're in a commercial vehicle.

Speaker 3: Oh, really? So like a private vehicle, they're not legal? No, they are legal. Oh, they are legal. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2: And it's really fun to walk up and say, man, that thing must not be working, huh?

Speaker 4: And they need to replace the batteries in that unit.

Speaker 2: And they say, well, it did go off. I'm like, yeah, right when I got your speed.

Speaker 3: Oh, man. So how does that work? I mean, so you guys are nailing it. Well, good. No, I mean, by the time that radar detector beeps, you've already, you've already squawked them, right?

Speaker 2: You know what I love about this? The guy, it used to be, now I don't know, but back in the day when I first started, the guy that produced the radar was the same guy that produced the radar detector.

Speaker 4: He's just making a killer. He's making money on both sides.

Speaker 1: That's smart business.

Speaker 4: I got something for everybody.

Speaker 3: Oh, man. Double dip and I like it.

Speaker 1: Funny. All right, on. Well, good question, Carl. And hope you got a good weekend ahead, man.

Speaker 3: Oh, yes, sir. Oh, man. No, when your wife says, you don't need to get me anything for Valentine's Day. That's a lie.

Speaker 1: Don't listen to that.

Speaker 3: Probably going to end up in the hospital. Number nine skillet upside the head.

Speaker 2: That's a good reminder of, hey, Moron, you forgot last year.

Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. We guys have a good weekend, man. We'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 1: You too, Carl. See you, man. All right. All right. All right. Hey, Bear. You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 6: This is Rebond and I just wanted to help you. Well, I said right next year. I'm at the bar right now. I'm going down to the house. I'm going to beat me.

Speaker 2: Carl's the one crying. He's the one trying to find you. There you go.

Speaker 6: Oh man. Well, I'll buy it.

Speaker 1: All right. You have fun, Ravonda. Okay.

Speaker 6: Bye.

Speaker 1: Listeners are out of control today. That's a refuel. They've all, you know, charged back up from Super Bowl weekend, ready for more mayhem. So any others out there, people?

Speaker 2: The one hanging out with Ravonda, Carl and Crazy J.

Speaker 1: It's going to be a madhouse, apparently. 208-535-1015. If we have any last minute questions for traffic school powered by the advocates.

Speaker 2: I wonder how many more people could fit in that pinto. That's it. You got one more, right?

Speaker 1: At least one more. Freshmen in high school go to lunch.

Speaker 1: Oh, the good old days. Now, okay.

Speaker 2: If you are a trammer too. How did you find our beer?

Speaker 1: Because there's sexy in the back seat. All right. Are you only allowed to have as many people in a vehicle as there are seatbelts?

Speaker 2: As many seatbelts are in the vehicle, need to be buckled up and seatbelted in. And after that, you're just best of luck.

Speaker 1: So clown car in it is semi-legal?

Speaker 2: And the last year in giving it a problem for the driver to do the functions that he needs to to drive the vehicle safely.

Speaker 1: That is another, I don't know how this has never come up before, but that sounds crazy to me. No truck nuts, but sure, just pile in everybody. Clown car, baby. Long as all those seatbelts are buckled with the people on the bottom. Well, the strobe light ain't working. K-Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 5: Who's Jonathan? Jonathan, what up, man? Oh, I'm doing all right. How are you guys? Doing pretty good. What's happening?

Speaker 11: Well, I had a question about, so this is something that happened years ago when I was in Georgia. I went to a waffle house late at night and there was glass all over the floor. And apparently a fight had started outside the waffle house. And then one of the guys, one of the guys involved in the fight got thrown inside through a window. It's like a wild west.

Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a wild east Georgia.

Speaker 11: Well, and so I know you can get in trouble for fighting inside of an establishment.

Speaker 2: Well, or anywhere.

Speaker 1: The streets.

Speaker 4: I guess my question is if you're just hanging out and somebody starts fighting, they want to throw down and you're just trying to defend yourself and then you get thrown through a window. I mean, can you catch charges because you got thrown through a window?

Speaker 2: So you could catch charges for disturbing the peace. Now breaking the window, now I know each side's going to say, I was minding my own manners. I was minding my own business. But if you actively get involved in the fight and both go through the window, what's going to happen is you'll be charged and then restitution will be asked for during the sentencing for the business owner. Yep. Unfortunately for the business owner, they're going to have to make that repair at their own cost or through their insurance and then their insurance will go after restitution.

Speaker 11: Okay. Well, and second question is, so I know when you get thrown out of a window, keep your left hand up.

Speaker 2: That's a secret. I keep your left hand up. Unless they're left handed, keep your right hand up.

Speaker 11: Well, when you get thrown out, there's a word for it and it's called it's defenestrated. So if you get thrown into the window, like inside, is that just fenestrated?

Speaker 1: This is not big words time on the Victor World Show.

Speaker 2: I love the comedian White that says, I didn't want to be thrown out of the bar.

Speaker 4: Well, I appreciate the comment. Yeah.

Speaker 11: Thank you much. Y'all have a good day.

Speaker 2: You too. That goes back to your dive bar as you know, in a white sand. Hey, you can't arrest me. I didn't want to be thrown out of here.

Speaker 1: I didn't ask for this.

Speaker 4: I wanted to be in there.

Speaker 1: Last call people speaking of dive bar.

Speaker 2: Don't get tossed out of the olalamide.

Speaker 1: No, don't end up out there. I mean, the weather's decent, right? You just came from outside. You could last a few minutes. All right. 208-535-1015. If you got any last minute calls.

Speaker 2: Let's think about this though. If you get thrown out, your blood alcohol is up there. You're going to get cold and hyperthermic faster. The more alcohol you have in your system, then if you didn't have alcohol in your system.

Speaker 1: So it's better to not get thrown out.

Speaker 2: Yeah. It's better to stay in the bar. Okay. All right. Multiple reasons. Multiple reasons.

Speaker 1: There's tons of good reasons, right? That's where the liquor serve. That's where your friends are. And if it's a dive bar, you can hopefully just address Shabby. Unlike the dive bar I read about online earlier. So if you miss that, everybody, you'll have to listen to the on-demand version of the show. All right. We'll do one more here.

Speaker 3: Please turn down your radio.

Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Brayden Collin. Brayden, what's up?

Speaker 3: Hey, so I used to live in Pocotello and right when I moved, I learned.

Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know, right?

Speaker 3: But when I was living there, we went on the haunted tour during Halloween and I learned that J. Walking is actually legal in Pocotello. Is that the same here in Idaho Falls? Legal?

Speaker 2: Legal? Pocotello? Well, I don't know about that because there's a state statute that says it's not.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks... Really? Because when I was, I looked, I looked, I mean, I can't fact check the website. You can read anything on the internet these days. Really? But I remember, yeah, I looked it up and it said, yeah, J. Walking is legal inside of Pocotello. We got our man on our internet.

Speaker 1: I don't know, I googled, you know, J. Walking legal in Pocotello and there are a number of websites addressing that it is illegal in the entire state.

Speaker 2: And that's what I would say, right? Yeah, because we've got... It's a good point of thought. Oh, right. Just like we have federal code that says things are illegal, right? Even though there's some states. Yeah. Yeah, so...

Speaker 1: But I know that if you are on Fifth Street near the college, near ISU, everyone certainly thinks that J. Walking is legal.

Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing I don't understand is I think if they get hit by a car, they get their tuition paid. I don't know why they got that idea. I'm going to take one for the family.

Speaker 1: A man can dream. A man can dream. They just, they're walking right next to the Advocates Injury Attorney's Office, right there on Fifth. Hit me! Come on, somebody hit me!

Speaker 3: You're getting finger guns. You got got me.

Speaker 2: I don't know the theme song to Frogger, but they're like... De-de-de-de-de-de-de.

Speaker 3: So... Yeah. Okay. Well, I was curious about that. I mean, you know, I heard it from a little birdie, not that I trust the birdie, but I heard it.

Speaker 1: Well, you heard it from what? A paranormal investigator who's taking you on a haunted tour?

Speaker 3: It wasn't them. It wasn't the tour guide. It was someone else.

Speaker 2: Oh, okay. You know, they looked trustworthy enough. I was the guy sitting next to me.

Speaker 4: Hey, buddy.

Speaker 3: I mean, granted, I need glasses, but I don't have the best vision, but they looked trustworthy when I saw them. Hey, buddy.

Speaker 2: Do you know this? You know this about the hokie man? I was at the alibi.

Speaker 1: I heard from Ravonda, Jay walking was totally illegal.

Speaker 3: You know, maybe I'll just give it a try and see what happens.

Speaker 1: All right, buddy. You enjoy your ticket.

Speaker 3: See you, man. All right, gents. I appreciate it. Thank you much.

Speaker 1: Okay, bear. You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Victor. Good morning. Good morning. What's up?

Speaker 12: Oh, a little comment on the whole Jaywalking thing is, uh, I think the misconception comes on that with a lot of these college towns, especially like Rexburg, where the pedestrians have the right of way.

Speaker 2: Not outside of the crosswalk. If they should designated crosswalk.

Speaker 12: That's what I'm saying. The misconception. Yep. Well, we'll just say, I just call it, I say it's natural selection. You got guys like me with them big deer killers on the front of their trucks. I should just say, let's let it happen.

Speaker 1: I want to go run people over. Yeah.

Speaker 12: I mean, the words are wrong. Why you can't fix stupid.

Speaker 2: Well, there's a reason they're in college. Well, good to hear from you, man. You as well.

Speaker 12: And, uh, Lieutenant Korean, I do have to apologize for the stupidity of my brother. As you can see, the apple did fall a little farther from the tree with him than the rest of us.

Speaker 2: I've got a phone call. I need to make to you later though, some information I found out. Alrighty.

Speaker 12: I appreciate it. Thank you. All right. Thanks. You guys have yourself a good day. You too. See you. Bye-bye.

Speaker 1: All right. One final call. Hey, there. You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 3: Why is it illegal to walk like me? Of course.

Speaker 1: Who wants to walk like me? It's called stumbling, Jay. Who wants to be like me? Stumbling and walking, you know, you're going to get viewed in two different ways.

Speaker 3: If I always break the law when I walk. You're always disturbing my peace.

Speaker 1: That's right. Causing a ruckus, Jay.

Speaker 3: All right. Good.

Speaker 2: We talked to your boss about letting you have Fridays off.

Speaker 4: All right, Jay. Well, you be careful out there.

Speaker 2: And that's how we're going to end the show. Jay, you be careful in the street. Use the crosswalk. Tell Ravonda to get you home.

Speaker 3: All right. All right. See you, Jay.

Speaker 1: All right. Well, that was a show. Well, thank you to all our participants. You can join us next Friday. At least a couple of you. Thank you. 845 for a very serious and educational program.

Speaker 2: There was a lot of education in that one. If you really got down and listened. There was.

Speaker 1: There was. We still did our duty to the community. So I'm feeling good about it. All right, everybody. Check us next Friday, 845 a.m. I need more caffeine now. Traffic School is a production of River Bend Media Group to get more info on the show or to contact us. Hit up our website, riverbendmediagroup.com.

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