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Lieutenant Crain of the Idaho State Police was up. You made a song about that. I did.

I wonder where that went. We need to make some new ones because now the AI song capabilities have gotten to be so much better. They sound like real songs.

You wouldn't even know. So maybe today I'll try to make a new Ballad of the Mountain and see if we can come up with something really good. Oh boy. Peaches, if you're listening, remind me after the show to waste time working on Suno songs about the mountain. Hey, I had somebody bring up Peaches' name to me yesterday.

Oh, I saw this big opening Peaches. Please arrest him. I thought they must have slammed their finger in the door as Kersen, but they were talking about him. Yeah, what did he do? Well, this kid comes up to me and says, hey, you hang around those guys. I'm like, yeah, don't hold that against me. I don't want to. Because I want to. I got to help the community. But he said, hey, is he really a basketball player?

Was he a basketball? I said, listen. I said, rumor has it, right? But I've challenged him. And I'm five foot nothing. He's seven foot plus.

And I've challenged him to basketball and he just, you know, come up with all kinds of excuses about, oh, our leadership won't let us. And yada, yada. Now I got thinking about that on the way into work today. You guys got new leadership. That's what I was just going to say. We have new management. We probably got to get this game going.

I think you're right. We'll do a fundraiser for the community. Can we do it at the Mountain America Center? I don't think we'll fill that.

We can fill it. You versus Peach is one on one. Hey, and that's what I was going to say too. Well, no, we're going to have a full game, but to let him feel a little more comfortable about it, I will guard him. I will guard him and he can guard me. That will make that rule that he's on me.

I'm on him. And then we have four other players on our team that you don't know much about basketball. No, nothing.

So there's five people per team. Okay. Okay. So him and I will guard each other and we'll each have our other four. And you're going to play. I'm going to play.

Now, wait a minute. Him and all these DJ buddies against me and a few of my cop buddies. We got other DJ buddies around the building. I'll just, you know, MC. I'll just be commentary. Here we go. Oh, we better go to a call.

Yeah, let's change the subject. I don't want to exercise. Yeah, that's a lot of running.

All right, if Laura is not a big fan of running. Uh, K-Bare, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? The crazy one. Oh, now there's somebody who could join in the game. Jay, would you play with the DJs? Cause I don't want you on my team. Come on.

You can have him. This is. When teachers is doing this show, it should be called teach first. I don't know if we're going to call peaches show peach fuzz.

All right. With me on traffic school, peach fuzz. Oh, yeah.

When peaches host traffic school. Yeah. Peach and the fuzz. Yeah, I think that's what he's called it. Peaches and the fuzz. Yeah, you say peaches fuzz. I really think crazy Jay that you should be on the DJs team. Oh, and wear your skull helmet. Yeah.

If we had crazy Jay, we could definitely fill the arena. Yeah. All right. I get the skull helmet on right now as I go to work. You what Jay? As I drive to work, I get the skull helmet on now. Oh, keeping your ears warm, huh? Yes.

Yeah. It's a little bit chilly. Now driving around in a ski mask.

Is that legal? Well, I've seen Jay in a ski mask and I kind of like it better. Okay.

It's not going to scare people as bad. I've got a photo of you and I and Jay and he's got his mask on. It's framed on the wall in your office, right? Well, I hope you have a great day at work, Jay.

Okay, you guys do too. Hey, practice your freeze throws Jay. It's the line.

It's the line out front of the basket. Okay. All right. All right. See you Jay. Oh, there's somebody else calling.

All right. Can you imagine that on a program? On a program where we take calls. People are calling.

Kay, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Mark. Mark, what's up, man?

Hey, how's it going guys? Decent. Good. How's it going? Good. Good.

Mark, you sound like you got a lot of energy. I'd like you on the DJ's team too. What are you guys playing against? Pickleball. I think we'll change it up.

We'll do pickleball. Thanks for listening, Mark. I'm right. So what happened? I have a question.

What was this question? Pedestrians. Is there a law against not yielding to pedestrians?

Okay. If somebody's walking across the street and mid, in the middle of the street, somebody just rolls on by. So you're going to win in a vehicle every time if it's vehicle versus pedestrian.

So my guidance on that would be always be aware and vigilant for pedestrians, right? Now, if they walk out in front of you and they're not in a crosswalk and they just dart out in front of you, you would not be held liable for that. They need to use a crosswalk. And even at a controlled intersection with a crosswalk, they need to wait until the walk sign comes on.

Right. Mark, did you run over a pedestrian? Because if you did, we'd really like to know where that's at and we can get an ambulance to try with, you know? I just need somebody trying to cross the street. And somebody just rolled on by and I wanted to pull them over. Ah, well, if you're in a patrol car, go ahead and do that.

No, afraid not. Well, right on, Mark. Yeah, that is a good question. You know, it's unfortunate that pedestrians don't always use the crosswalk, but just try to be situationally aware because running someone over probably doesn't feel very good. No, you would not live with that very well. Unless it was someone real unlikeable, right? Gosh.

What if you just, you know, take them out at the knees? All right, you guys have a good weekend. You too, Mark.

Good to hear from you, man. Peace. Peace. All right. Oh, no. Okay, Bear.

You were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? It's Ravonda. Ravonda. Ravonda sounds excited for the day.

I wish I had that kind of energy. She found her pint. Oh, God, dude. I'm driving around drinking going crazy. You gotta find me. You gotta find me, Lieutenant Gray. This is like find Waldo. But Ravonda usually announces where she is.

Yeah, it would help if I knew what kind of, you know, what, it would be a fair find Waldo game and she said, I'm in this color car, this making brand. You find me in this big city. Yeah, I'm not going to tell you that. Yeah, I'm driving crazy all over the place drinking, driving just wanted to say hi to you guys and, you know, I'm going to the bar right now. Well, Ravonda, you need to stop with the drinking and driving. It's a bad thing and you're going to go to jail for it. Stop that. You're a bad influence on the public with your laughing about these serious matters.

Bob Saget. Okay, bye. Have fun at the bar, Ravonda. What does Bob Saget even do anymore? Bob Saget, I believe has passed away.

Has he really? Hey, you never know. I'm, you know, I'm going to the bar. So maybe, maybe he'll find me after the bar. Drink one for Bob.

Drink one for Bob and his memory. I will. I will. Okay, bye. See you. Put on Victor's tab.

Now, wait a minute. No drinks on my tab. I need to save them dollars. Things are getting expensive out there. A little bit steep. I was, you know, looking at this article about vehicle prices because, you know, I drive that truck and it just kills me on gas. How's anybody buying a car?

The whole four blocks to drive right in front of you. Oh, it's terrible. Bill Lipps a tank yesterday. I was just mad, but it's cheaper than buying a car. Yeah.

It really has it. All right. Here's what we're going to do, everybody. We're going to take a quick break and then we'll come back and we'll officially kick off traffic school powered by the advocates. So get those questions ready.

I have a few things we're going to go over from arguments I saw online. If we don't get any calls, but I prefer calls because they are much better. So you listening, if you've never called the show before, there's always a first time for everything in today's a great day for it. 208-535-1015.

Traffic school party time powered by the advocates. Get those questions in at 208-535-1015. Has Ben been serving a sentence for something we haven't seen him for a while?

Yeah, you know, he's been wanting to come in and I've talked to him a few times about just hanging out, but it just hasn't worked out. So busy. Responsibility. He's a busy, busy man.

Ben from the advocates, but hopefully we'll get him in here one of these days. Listeners love it. He brings money. He usually does bring money to give to listeners. Ben shows up.

Money's rolling. There was that one day he brought me a guitar. You know?

Yeah. You never know what he's going to bring. Ben, where are you at? I'm on a car.

Come on. It was just Valentine's Day. Where's my present? 208-535-1015.

That number to call for. Traffic school powered by the advocates. Peaches was out driving.

He was heading to Rexburg. And I wonder why his girlfriend. Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day. You got him smoochy smoochy. That's right. And so, you know, he's traveling down I-15, going north. You know, exit 119.

Yeah, I've heard about it. All right. It's kind of an aggravating, you know, exit there. Yeah. But when you pull up to the light, it's got a, well, okay. I guess we got a caller.

We'll deal with this in a minute here. Peaches love life later. Peaches love life later. Hey, Mary, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates.

Who's this? Man, you guys most not have caller ID because I figured you'd have my number blocked by now. Yeah, you are correct. We do not have caller ID. We barely have a phone. All right. That's for you guys.

Thanks for your donations. Yes, I totally agree that it sucks. It wouldn't be nice to know who's calling so I could go. Nope, I'm not answering. Nope. So what's up today, Carl?

So, uh, I don't know. Lately I've been seeing people drive around with headphones and that's the only way I can hear music in the vet is it's way too loud. Oh, because I got after exhaust after market exhaust, which is illegal. Oh, that's illegal.

How did you get that geo to a vet all of a sudden? People can make anything up in their mind, right? Oh, yeah. Anything.

Living in a fantasy world is great. Yeah, I just know this, Carl, when it gets to court, it's nothing but the facts. Right.

I know it's out. But, uh, I mean, for a CT issue, I mean, if you have an emergency vehicle behind you, I mean, I've been seeing this last week, I saw five drivers with headphones on. Well, you got a brain live. I'm going to drive around. Well, no, I mean, that's just from home and back. Yeah. I mean, I think that would be a safety issue.

I mean, if somebody's honking out. I'm a house. Oh, man. But is that legal?

We don't have a code against it. What's interesting about that back when my oldest boy was in high school, he come home and he said, dad, I got to fall on the sword. I got stopped by the cops today. I said, oh, would you get stopped for years? And he had a vehicle that the radio didn't work in. He goes, I had my headphones on. And I said, okay, well, what'd you do to get stopped? I had my headphones on. That's what he said. He stopped me for it.

Well, unfortunately, we don't have a code that says you can't have the headphones on. So did you call them up and be like, hey, leave my boy alone. I didn't. I just said, it's a good learning lesson.

Make sure you have everything in order. That's right. We know how these cops are. They'll stop you for anything. Do it. I did have the opportunity to visit with the officer a little later and I said, hey, curious, maybe I've missed something.

Can you show me the code book where that's at? And he goes, well, I've just heard that that's illegal. I said, yeah, it's just not. Now, if it's distracting and you're driving in attentively because of it, now we got an issue.

Right. Like you said, Carl, it does seem like it could be a bad idea if, uh, yeah, something happens around you and you can't hear it. If they're traveling over 65, 70 miles an hour, you're not hearing the siren before they get on you anyway. That's true.

That's right. And so you need to be vigilant in your mirrors, be checking your rear view mirrors or your side mirrors and know what's going on around you. So I would be more apt to ask you, please as drivers, be aware of your surroundings at all times.

Check your surroundings often. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Put your phone down.

Put your phone down. Hey, also had the, uh, great opportunity to meet, uh, officer, uh, Ingersoll, uh, came into the shop to pick up his motorcycle and, uh, real nice guy. I mean, shoot his ear for about half an hour. And then I finally realized I'm like, you're probably on the clock. You might need to get back to work. Was he having you? Was he having you work on the Kawasaki or which one?

Uh, yeah, that was the Kawasaki. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We did the, uh, side pairing forum and a real nice guy. Yeah. I, I chewed his ear for about half an hour and I'm, uh, yeah, I'm like, yeah, you probably need to get back to work.

One of my proudest moments I traded in that Kawasaki for, uh, Harley. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you want the Kawasaki? Great. Bring me the Harley. Heck yeah.

That's right. A real American bike. Something to rattle your car. Yeah. Yeah.

I think you're a boy along the driveway slapping on that. Yeah. So, uh, uh, second question real quick. Last week, you guys were talking about, uh, you know, uh, drinking and driving. You can't have any alcohol within reach of the driver, correct? Well, the driver can't have any alcohol within his reach.

Well, yeah, yeah. So then in Las Vegas, they had these double decker buses and the guy only wanted two grand for each of them. And I was going to buy that thing and just turned into a party barge. I mean, you know, I have a pole stripper pole in the back, whatever, you know, that's the last thing people want to see is you stripping. No, no, no, no, no, I'm driving the bus.

No, that'd be a horde. Don't not get that image in your head. I want to see this conversation when you approach this young lady and I'm like, yeah, I'm an old creepy guy. Can you come work for me? I'm gonna spot on the back of the bus for you. Hey, I know this feels weird and it really is.

Can I talk to you for a minute? But, uh, I kick myself every day for not buying those buses. I've seen them like, you know, 15 years later and somebody bought them and they're cruising up and down the strip, you know, doing the thing. But, uh, so if, if I bought that party bus, could people drink in the back without disturbing the driver? Would that be legal? I mean, could you get a mobile driving, a mobile liquor license? Well, you couldn't sell it out of while you're driving around. You couldn't have a mobile bar. If you had open containers up in the top, they weren't accessible by the driver.

You would be okay. And that goes for motor homes, right? If they're in the back of the motor home and this goes back to Victor and his seatbelt, the love of seatbelt law is if you got a motor home, you can be back there at the kitchen doing whatever you want. Just taking shots. But don't, won't be up front in the two front seats without a seatbelt on.

Okay. Now what if you had, you know, a large van that had three rows of seats and there's people at the very back of the van drinking the driver's arms are not that long. Would that still fly? That's open container by a passenger. Open container by a passenger. So there's got to be like a living space, essentially. And so yeah, you can still side up for open container by passenger.

Yeah. Same if they're in the back of a pickup. The back bed of the pickup. The back. Yeah.

The back bed of the pickup. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, Carl. You should have bought the bus. Yeah, I should have bought the bus. Yeah.

So, so what you're saying is I need a motor home with some side pipes. What I'm saying is please don't go out and contact any young women. Yeah. No, no, no, absolutely not.

No. He's down at the college. Hey, you hurt for money. Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks, right? You are old school.

It's going to take you a little more than that. All right, I'll sleep, man. You guys have a good weekend. Enjoy the show, man. Hey, you too. Right on. Appreciate it, Carl. All right, we'll see you. All right, man.

208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Okay, so back to this. Peaches. Peaches next.

All right, all right. 119 on I-15. So he went and posted about this in the Life and Idaho Falls Facebook group, letting people know that there's a red arrow bolt there and you cannot turn right on it. And he was watching people just barrel through this intersection.

And, you know, they had recently put up a sign that said no right turn on red because this must be a problem. That'll solve it all. Yeah. And so as usual, the arguments erupt about whether there needs to be a sign or not. There are people, you know, calling out peaches for being wrong, saying if there's not a sign, you can turn right. For the billions of time on this program, can you turn right on any red arrow bolt?

No, if it's a red arrow, Bob, you cannot turn right without going green or caution. Right? Mm hmm. Yeah. All right.

Just want to clarify that for all of these people in the Life and Idaho Falls group, the legal experts who are totally wrong. So you guys should probably do some patrols in that spot. I bet you could just tick it after ticket after ticket after ticket for, you know, how mad do you think somebody would be mad? How mad do you think somebody would be if they got a ticket for that right there?

I bet they'd be mad. But you know what? You don't care. That's right. You know, the law is the law. The law is the law.

There's plenty of laws I don't agree with. I miss my truck. Al said you got married. You probably miss something else too.

So yeah, even if you disagree with the law, you still have to obey it. But honey, I'm going out with my friends. Just tonight. What kind of ticket would you know, how much would it be if you blew through a red like that? You know, is that just a minor infraction? 68 bucks. Think about how many 68 dollar tickets you could rack up at that one intersection. Oh, we better cover how much money the Idaho State Police gets out. 68 dollar citation once again, since you're talking money.

I believe it was like 78 percent of what you've told me. Every ticket goes right into your pocket. Right into the officer's pocket.

Right in the officer's pocket. Yeah. Now let's make this very clear. If we get no money out of that personally or through the Idaho State Police. So would it go toward fixing that budget deficit? The governor keeps talking about.

We don't know what to do. Pull people over at Red Arrow bulbs. There you go. I've got the fix. I need to run for governor.

You got a specific person you want pulled over to. Sure. I give you a list.

Plenty of people get them off these streets. Oh, let's see. Um, somebody brought up rolling coal, you know, which I know you're a huge fan of when people do this activity. Man, have people ever rolled coal first on you in a one of your, you know, marked vehicles? No, never, never in the marked vehicle. Now I've been out exercising and they did while you're running down the road. Yeah, unfortunately they didn't know who I was, but I noticed who they were. You know everybody good at memorizing license plates. Let me see who's fun and how. Now rolling coal, it is against the law.

It's illegal. Like period. Excessive smoke. Yeah. So don't do it. Plus, you know, it's not nice. You know, people can be adversely affected by your nasty exhaust. My wife's sensitive to it. Yeah.

A lot of people are. You know, like when it gets smoky outside from the fires, I'm like, oh, yes. I don't want this. I want my cigarettes. I only want to smoke when I choose to. Only when I'm in Oregon.

Now wait a minute, settle down. I haven't been to Oregon in ages. Oh yeah, it's Washington. I forgot.

That's right. That's where my daughter lives. I saw a listener's where you at 208-535-1015.

Why don't you call us up for traffic school? Well, I saw this article earlier about a guy who got arrested for his 37th time. Is that too many? It seems seems like a lot to me. Do you think that's one that dad goes, hey, we've talked about this before?

Well, I would think you'd do that. It may be number like 13. I don't know, 37. They give this guy a lot of chances. What's the highest number of times you personally seen on somebody's record that they've been arrested?

Oh boy, that's a great question. I don't I'm thinking back more how many times I've arrested the same individual, right? Yeah, probably probably the highest. Probably like seven. Seven times. You get to know him. Seven nice conversation on the way back to jail.

Jim Bob, come on. I take it probably a DUI type of thing. And then, you know, back in the day, we used to arrest or drive while suspended after a DUI and different things like that. And we still have that does turn into misdemeanors at time. You can still go to jail for that at times. But yeah, we used to put people in jail for a lot more things, but our jail's got overcrowded, right? Well, hey, this is again back to fixing that budget deficit. Yeah, there you go.

Cause like, yeah, I think he used to be able to go to jail for like no insurance, right? Hey, we've been having troubles finding employees, right? So maybe one of the sentences can be, hey, you gotta come work with state police for six months. There you go. 208-535-1015. The number to call for traffic school people. Come on, call us up. I'm 15 and 20 and everybody that goes on that red arrow, you pull them over and give them a ticket.

Dude, I mean, I enjoy just sitting there, work, doing easy work, like busted, busted. I'll do it. I think I shared this with you a long time ago, but I'll share it again. When I first got with the state police, we had a task force that would go out and do DUI enforcement at nights. But early in the evenings, we'd go out and do seatbelt enforcement. And I got teamed up the first night with an officer from Pocatello.

Well, you get off Pocatello Creek Exit, it's a downhill all the way right there. He's like, I got the best place fishing hole. Got the best fishing hole for seatbelt.

Come with me. So he goes and parks in this parking lot down off the hill a little ways. And the speed limit's pretty low right there.

So people are always coming off the interstate, still cruising pretty good. He had a handheld radar. He'd just stop out in the middle of the road, wave three or four cars into the parking lot.

He's like, I just don't know if I feel comfortable with this. So was he getting them for speeding or seatbelt? Speeding, but then he would be able to see if they were wearing their seatbelt at the time and flag them all in there and he'd ride them for speed. And then if they didn't have the seatbelt, I'll also get them on the seatbelt violation. Oh my gosh, that's like, this is a Pocatello police thing. The last time I got pulled over and got a speeding ticket was pulling onto the freeway.

You've heard me complain about this a number of times. Pulling onto the freeway, I kicked it up to 80 and was like, oh jeez, that better slow down. He already got me, you know. And then I was like, I'm sorry officer, it's just a habit to get on the freeway and get up to 80. He's like, you make a habit out of breaking the law. Like get back on your motorcycle. No, I'm making a habit of ticking you off.

Exactly. And I was trying to be nice. Giving me an attitude. I don't know if you know this, sir, but you and I as relationships not getting off on the right foot.

Oh, I mean, they've got to be making a killing in Pocatello with all the different speed changes and the lanes that are new and they're just loving it, I'm sure. Well, my story is clear back in 96. So that was years and years ago. I hope that gentleman's retired by now. Sounds like good way to rack up them tickets. All right, 208-535-1015, the number to call for.

Traffic school powered by the advocates. If you all don't call, we'll just call it good because we had a few calls. Is everybody just too cold? Too cold to call? Fridge it out there. Hey, something to think about.

We haven't talked about all at all this winter is prepare yourself for cold days, right? Most everybody's got their cell phone. They can call for help. But in that time that you're waiting for help to arrive, make sure you have a blanket, some source of heat, some water, some things, survival stuff in case you're out and stranded for a little bit.

You have some means. Yep, my daughter, when she wrecked her car up in the mountains near Incom, she's driving around with her friends, doesn't have even a coat and then no cell phone service. Had a hoodie and a Paris running shorts on them. She was a very, very cold.

Luckily, she lived and then I'm not going to get into what happened after with the tow truck driver. Hey, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is John.

John, what's up, dude? What is the speed limit on an on ramp? Get on the interstate or Highway 20. Just to get on the interstate. I've heard that it's matching the speed limit at the end.

I mean, where does the line get drawn when it comes time to merge? Is there a natural speed limit on an on ramp? The speed limit is what the speed limit is on whichever roadway you're entering. And so let's say it's 70, it's 70 miles an hour. If it's I-15, it's 80.

It depends on if it's in the city limits and it's 65. But yeah, the on ramp is designed to be long enough in most cases, not all, but most cases to get up to speed before you merge into traffic safely. Okay, so if there's a line of traffic and you need to get ahead of them, then you just better hit the brakes. Yeah, yeah, because if you get up to 90, you can't use that excuse that, oh, I was just getting up to speed to merge safely.

And this is something I don't think everybody realizes. Your vehicle has an accelerator and a brake. What? I only like to hit the gas. Yeah. Then just slowly close to it. But yeah, the speed limit would be whatever the roadway is you're entering. Okay. Great question.

Appreciate it. I heard that some cars even come with reverse in them, but I'm not sure about that. Rumerize. That would be handy. Wouldn't it though?

It would. Well, good to hear from you, man. And yeah, have yourself a great weekend.

Thank you. We got peaches in the house. Hang on peaches.

Kay, Barry, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Nick. Nick, what's up, man? Not much. A few questions.

One of them is from my grandfather who's living in California. No. And the other one's for me. Hey, there's no openings. Nick, there's no openings in Idaho. All our houses are sold.

I've seen the t-shirts. We're full. No, no, no, no. He's not planning on moving up here. He just has a question. Okay. All right. So this is his question. Hey, Nick, really quick, really quick.

If he's making a living down there growing a substance that's legal and it's illegal in Idaho, it's still illegal in Idaho. Tell grandpa, thanks, but no thanks. Yes. Right. So anyway, his question is the flashing yellow arrow signals on every street. What's the deal with those? Flashing yellow arrows. What it says is you can, like when we're talking the red arrow onto Highway 20, if it went flashing yellow, that means you can proceed with caution. So if you have to stop, you have to stop. If you can roll with caution and keep going, you can do that, but it's just proceed with caution.

Okay. Now, if you're coming up to a stoplight and it goes yellow, that's indicator that, hey, we're going red. Do not hit the gas.

Yeah. Back to me. Have a gas and a break. Hit the gas and get through that intersection. So when does it make it illegal if you go through a yellow light? I would assume if the light turns red. If you have a cross, the stop line while it's still yellow, it's illegal.

It's a violation. Right. Right. And then what was your question? Okay.

Now, this is something that I've been wondering for a while and I'm sure you guys have been wondering for a while. Nick, if you make profit off your grandfather's farm, it's still, that's an illegal profit. Well, here's a little head of my grandparents do not own any farm whatsoever. They live in a small town outside of LA. Yeah, that's what they all say.

I don't have no farm. No, no, no, no. Honestly, honestly, it's a small town called Burbank. Oh, Peach is familiar with Burbank. Didn't he used to work in Burbank? The words small town do not describe Burbank. Wait, wait, wait. Peach, is you used to work in Burbank? Yeah. I know it shocked me. I work too.

The lazy live from California doesn't work, you know. Yeah, so anyway, my question is, and I'm sure you guys have been wondering this too, do you guys believe that artificial intelligence is going to take over the world? Probably. I mean, I've seen a lot of videos on YouTube for like, let's say, home alone.

It's a phone star cast then versus now. This is not helping your case, Nick, for you not taking that substance that's illegal here. Philosophical man. Honestly, you guys are the funniest I've ever had on my phone. I mean, you guys are the big inspiration on me, on wanting to become a musician. All right.

Well, Victor is. Get it. This is going to surprise you, but guess what instrument I'm going to be playing. The banjo. Bagpipes. Oh, actually, I do have ancestors and letter from Ireland, but no, not the bagpipes.

Okay, let me take one more guess, the tambourine. Nope. I'll give you a clue. I'll give you a clue.

I'll give you guys a clue. That's called a bomb. That's not a.

That's the joke I was trying to make. Hang on a minute. Hang on.

I'll give you guys a clue. Dave Grohl and Ringo Starr. I guess I'm going to have to go with back to tambourine. No drums. There you go. The drums. Very nice.

Very nice. Well, you know, just get practicing and, you know, fire up that band. Yeah. Do you know what they call a drummer or excuse me?

Do you know what they I screwed the joke up now? Do you know what they call a guy that hangs out with four or five musicians? A drummer. The drummer. The drummer. I thought it would be a bass player.

You guys want to hear a really, really mean joke? I don't know. Is it appropriate for air? Oh, well, definitely. I mean, this one, I cannot even stop thinking about it. I cannot even lie. Put your hand right there.

I'm looking at the dump button. You know why scary situations are like camping? Nope. Why?

Because they're all intense. Oh, where's my buttons when I need them? Oh, geez. Well, how about this? How about this? The next time you guys need a funny joke in the morning, you shoot me a call on this number. Yeah, just give the number out over the air.

We don't have color ID. Okay. No, don't do it. Don't get don't give out your number over the air. Who knows what crazies would start calling you. But you can call us with jokes anytime. Okay.

Hey, and one more thing to crane. Honestly, I wish I could have seen you on family feud. I'm sorry I missed it. Well, I wouldn't be too sorry. I don't know if I embarrassed the family or not. No, you guys did good.

You did good. But you can watch it on Hulu, right? Yeah. It's available on Hulu. Well, I haven't been to Disney Plus. I don't really have Hulu anymore in like itself. I mean, we have it through Disney.

Well, you know, it's always worth a whole subscription for a month just to watch those two episodes of family feud. 31 and 33. All right. Well, anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed the weather, even though it's cold outside and and then in about an hour or so, I'm going to go to work at grandpa southern barbecue. Oh, that's a great place to eat.

So there's your free plug. Yeah. All right. Well, you have a good one, man. You too. Hey, warm. Hey, you too. See ya. Bye. Hey, man. Hey, man.

You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Taylor.

Taylor. What's up, dude? Hey, so I got a question on that.

That's two questions really. You're not upset that we did let Nick give out his number for that farm products. He's bringing in from California. Maybe just a little bit. I could use a little extra money. What barbecue restaurant do you want to plug?

Any. They got a great buttermilk pie there. You ever heard of buttermilk pie? Yeah, I eat there. I love that place. Dude, I had never heard of buttermilk pie and they're like, you got to try it. And I did.

And I was like, my good. I could use some buttermilk pie. You should have seen the time that Victor tried eating a deep fried grilled cheese and he was so beyond sick afterwards. Well, it was very rich.

It was very rich. So anyhow, what's up, dude? So two questions. It's illegal to stop on all railroad crossing intersections, right? Not on them. Not on the railroad tracks. You can't stop on them.

Okay. So I drive truck for a local construction company. I'm talking about the intersection of County line and Yellowstone there on the east side of Highway 20.

Yep. So I was driving through there one day. I didn't stop on the tracks, but every time I'd go to proceed, the other traffic would always cut me off. It would be a fault if there's to be an accident there. Well, calm, I know common sense doesn't run rapidly, but if you stopped and now it's your turn and you proceed with caution and you slowly go out through there, you're going to be bigger.

Hopefully they would stop. But your, your turn comes up. You've stopped. Now you're proceeding with caution. If they come out, they'd be on them.

Alrighty. I was just wondering, yeah, I love that big horn on my truck. So they all fucking got it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Naughty, naughty. Yep. Yep. Smack me. Dumped out on you.

So hopefully it worked. Sorry about that. That's okay, man. Well, I hope you have a good weekend, man. You guys too. All right. Thanks, man. Peace.

All right. If we have any final calls, 208-535-1015. Peaches, did you have a question or you just wanted to hang out? I made a song for your, for Lieutenant Crane. Oh, you made a song real quick before we go to song. Did you hear us talk at the very beginning of the program? Yeah, I did.

What do you think? We set that up now. We got new leadership. Yeah. Now we got a, you know, yeah, definitely.

You feel good coming to war with your team. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We need to build the whack pack team, Victor. We need to get the best of the best. You got you, Victor, Crazy J. Crazy J at point guard. Carl. Carl, oh yeah. Carl in Ravonda, you know, serving up the, the game read. You've seen the movie Rebound?

Rebound of Martin Lawrence. That's what it looks like. That's what it kind of looks like here. Ravonda can be your cheerleader. There we go.

We need a cheerleader. Kay, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? JD. JD, what's up, man? No, not much.

You need a drummer? Yeah, I didn't get Nick. I didn't get Nick's number. No, two reasons I need it. I'm not out on that. I'm tired of listening to these boneheads on the radio. I thought I'd give them a call.

Just a joke. Well, I can, I'm sure he'll call me back. I'll get you that number, JD. All right, bro. You know what? Well, JD at power forward on the team. Yeah, JD, good blocker. Yeah. Yeah. Good one. That's what you think about. It's a fat old guy in front of everybody.

Yes. Mark, you die first. Yeah, we'll just have him die first. Yeah, put him out correctly. We'll get him forward. We'll have our AED there. Okay. Oh boy, that's even more fun.

Another medical bill. Well, good to hear from you, JD. Yeah, have fun, man. I'm listening. Bye. Hey there.

You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Brady. Brady, what's up, man? Hey, quick question.

On the whole getting T-boned. So my question would be is the one at fault, is that correct or is not correct? You cut out. I didn't hear who would be at fault. The person getting T-boned. So if someone gets hit from the side of the vehicle by another vehicle, who's at fault there? Well, that could all depend on the situation. At some point, somebody's committed an infraction. They've either failed to yield or failed to stop. And so whoever done that would be the one responsible and held accountable for the crash.

Right. So I've been told by people that have applied for law enforcement and people that are under in law enforcement. Those that have applied and didn't make it, they typically know the most about the law. The only ones that know more about the law than that are the people incarcerated. Right. And I know a lot of people that have been incarcerated. So my question would be, are police men trained or told that if someone gets T-boned, most likely the person getting T-boned is the one at fault? No.

What happens is they're trained to go out and investigate the facts of the crash, see what violations have occurred and then make a determination at fault. Okay. Yeah, because that could happen for a lot of different reasons. Yeah. So. Right.

And so if that happens, that are roundabout because a lot of people aren't. That would be a sight swipe. It's hard to T-bon somebody around about.

I tried to hit Victor in there last week and I couldn't get it done. So. Yeah, it's just about that because I've seen it happen and I was actually, my wife got T-boned and she was cited for wrongful, but the way she explained it to me, which I don't know if that's the way it actually happened because every person's story is different. But she was cited for it and then she got the blame for it. So.

Yeah, I don't know either, but everybody has the right to take their case to court and have a judge hear it. And so that's a great opportunity for her. But the other thing I do love is when I have somebody significant other call me and tell me how wrong the officer was. And then I look at the video and it's totally different than what they were told. You're right. That's why I always take things that half story. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I had a fun one the other day. A guy calls me because his girlfriend or fiance, sorry, fiance, he told me multiple times I should have remembered that. That's right. But she got a ticket because she had turned down the advancements from the officer. He'd ask her out, ask her all these inappropriate questions. And when she turned him down, he decided to cite her because he was going to cite her before that.

I'm like, that just doesn't seem like the officer we're talking about, right? I said, but I'd be happy to get back with you on that. So I watched a video on I'll be, I was right.

More than professional walked up said, hey, you're going way too fast. I'm going to be issuing you a citation, issues or a citation. I said, but you want to come in and watch the video with me. Be happy to do that before the wedding date. Well, appreciate the call today, man. I hope you have a great weekend. Yeah, you too. All right. See you. Okay. Let's get to Peach's song because it's time to end this program.

All right. Lieutenant crane anthem, the mountain. Traffic school powered by the advocates live on K-Bear 101 Fridays at 845. We're on the air. Unit 12, be advised.

The mountain is an route. Some good rap. You're going to have to get me the lyrics peaches. So we can really check them out. I think that should be on the rotation. I think it should too. I'm going to be on the air. I'm going to be on the air. I'm going to be on the air.

I told you that this AI has gotten really good. The long song peaches. It's about six minutes. Yeah. We're going to hear the whole thing.

Traffic school. We'll see you next week. Fridays at 845 on K-Bear 101.

Unit 12, clear. It's a banger. Yeah, it is. I think there's like four different voices.

There's the one guy singing, one guy doing harsh vocals, another guy singing, one guy speaking. Unit 12. Oh. That's quite dumb.

The kids going. That's why people think of this program. Just never. Just never. Unit 12. It just keeps repeating that. What's going on? Unit 12. It just keeps repeating that. Unit 12.

What's going on? Unit 12. Unit 12. Unit 12.

Unit 12. It keeps going. Just turn it off. I think I got the end memorized. Did you hear the lyrics for that part too, Victor? Yeah, I couldn't understand that very ending part.

I love the lyric in there about Victor spiraling over truck nuts. Pretty good. Pretty good.

I think musicians are doomed. Call in and make out your request. Yes, it's called The Mountain. Lieutenant Crane Anthem going into heavy rotation right here on K-Bear. I took part of the transcripts of previous episodes and I think one of the topics on one of the shows was something about goats in the road because it kept giving me lyrics about that.

So the goats detained at one point. Well, that was a fun edition of Traffic School today, everybody. Thank you for taking part. Thanks for calling. Be safe this weekend. We'll see you next Friday morning, as the song said at 8.45. I was about to say, Unit 12. Unit 12, out. Traffic School is a production of River Bend Media Group. To get more info on the show or to contact us, hit up our website, riverbendmediagroup.com.