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Speaker 1: was that? That was the cue for you to leave.

Speaker 2: We're getting so soft and gentle around here. Ting, ting, let's start.

Speaker 1: That's how we begin the show now. Attention children, attention. Well how's Lieutenant Crain doing this week?

Speaker 2: Man, I'm doing good. That reminds me, we go read to kids, right? And every teacher has a different way of getting their attention. There's the old one, two, three clap and the old three countdown, three, two, one. I'm wondering if you could go with a little light bell ring. Little bell, ting, ting. It would probably work. And if you kids, if I can't hear that bell, the hammer's coming.

Speaker 1: You know, probably a little bit less frightening than, shut up and listen to me.

Speaker 3: You kids shut up, be quiet. The officer's here, read his story, sit down and shut up. Shut your mouth. Have respect. That's right. Respect authority.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't take long to go numb to that, does it? No. It's not.

Speaker 1: It sounds like the teachers I used to have back in the day, I don't know if they get away with that nowadays. Because you were that child. I was. I was the one getting yelled at.

I had mean teachers when I was in school. No sense of humor. No sense of humor at all. They're all old and just cranky. It's like, time to retire, come on.

Speaker 2: You realize when you were that age, you thought old was like 25, right? I think they were pretty old.

Speaker 1: I mean, I couldn't say for sure, but I seem to remember them being just old fogies that were just cranky.

Speaker 2: Because I remember what I used to think 25 was old, and then I got to be like 20 and I'm like, okay, 40 is pretty old.

Speaker 1: Yeah. And then when you're 40, you're like, I'm not that old. I know it's weird to think back to, you know, when my parents were my age and I definitely don't feel very mature.

Speaker 2: I don't know how to break this to you, but I think your parents might be a little ahead of you on the chart at that age.

Speaker 1: Probably most people in general.

Speaker 2: Not that your parents weren't good people. They were. Some people try.

Speaker 1: Some people can't get the job done. Yeah. You know, that's the thing. Some kids are just bad kids. Yeah. So ladies and gentlemen, we are, let's see, about two minutes away from kicking off traffic school powered by the advocates. I failed to post online this morning. Any questions?

Speaker 4: So we really need some colors because I ain't got nothing for the show. I'm on top of it. Oh yeah. I've just been slacking away this morning. Well, I've been video game shopping, you know.

Speaker 1: Resident Evil 9 came out today. I had to find a place that had a copy in stock so I could get it on a pickup order. Absolutely priority. You know what's more important? Video games for me or quality content for the listeners.

Speaker 2: This is the only thing I think is a blessing for you is there's really no DJs out there to replace you.

Speaker 1: That's right. There's only one of this guy. That's for sure.

Speaker 2: Because I'm sure they've talked about it. Is it time? Is it time to let that guy go?

Speaker 1: I know. Every time I walk down the hall on a Friday, I'm like, oh, today the day. Today the day. Did I say something wrong? Probably.

Speaker 2: I know I didn't do anything over and above.

Speaker 1: Did I accomplish anything this week? No. I did though. I did some good country music listening and previewing and reviewing of material.

Speaker 2: Look at that. Yeah, you and can say it. Do you hear that?

Speaker 1: I think I told you last week I was going to go to see Ian Munzik at the arena country show. He indicated that he wanted to fight you in a cage match.

Let's get it on. I don't know who the man is. Yes, he has this song and he says, it's me against the mountain tonight. That's the chorus. He wants to fight you over. Over. He was just in front of a whole crowd of people.

Speaker 2: He knew he was in my area.

Speaker 3: He was. He was like, is he here? I didn't think so. He didn't dare show up. Me against the mountain tonight. Right. Right.

Speaker 2: So just so you're aware next time it comes through. I was a little concerned I'd get here and Peaches would be a little too cool for both of us after that song he wrote last week went hit. Oh, that was a big hit song.

Speaker 1: I forgot about that one. Well, many requests. Oh, I mean, just playing it relentlessly. I should have put it on a jump drive for Ian Munzik. This is the guy you're messing with.

Speaker 5: You're messing with this guy. You don't have no idea.

Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on there. Did you hear that? I did.

Speaker 2: I did. I was pondering at the break though. Do you think this Ian Munzik, do you think he's in pretty good physical condition? I could show you a picture of him. He's in pretty good shape.

First glance. Do you think he's in pretty good shape? I mean, I think you could take him. The only reason I ask that because it's going to take him a while to make me decide I've been beat up.

Speaker 1: I mean, he's like a real cowboy from Wyoming. Dang. So that's, you know, that's iffy.

Speaker 2: So I'm going to have to go through like 13, 14 minutes of serious beating. That's right. And he's going to be saying, you had enough yet boy.

Speaker 1: Get your cage ready.

Speaker 4: Get your cage ready. We're going to pack the Mount America Center for this one. It's going to be great. Oh, the guy on hold hung up. I guess he had no patience.

Speaker 6: No patience whatsoever. So listeners, it's time to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. 208-535-1015. Yeah, I don't know what I pushed, but I screwed something up. And you're a trainer.

Speaker 1: I know I teach people how to do this. Fail. So while we wait for the wonderful listeners to call, it's on your mind, Lieutenant Craig. I got no, I got nothing for it. Did you see the body cam footage of Vince McMahon of the WWE after he wrecked his car at 100 miles per hour, getting talked to by the cops? No, is I needed to get to my granddaughter's birthday party. Is that a good excuse when you smash into somebody doing 100 miles per hour?

Speaker 2: It's one excuse, not the best excuse.

Speaker 1: Okay, so let's say you're on I-15. You're rear end somebody at 100 miles per hour after not pulling over for the police. If you were here in Idaho, would you go to jail? Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you're Vince McMahon in Connecticut, apparently

Speaker 2: you're just going to take it and leave. And so he wasn't stopping for the police. Yeah, yeah. So you'd be felony alluding. And yeah, you'd be going to jail.

Speaker 1: Yeah, as far as I know, he didn't get any kind of alluding charges or anything like that. But I did read he wasn't stopping and then he smashed into somebody. Oh, boy. I think Peaches is here to brag about his royalties.

Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, Peaches? Of course, as soon as I walk in, a caller starts calling in. I was about to ask about this story about a snowball fight in New York. Did you see that?

Speaker 1: I did. I was going to bring that up. That was the one I forgot from earlier in the week. But we'll do this caller, then we'll talk about it. Hey, Bear, turn down your radio, please. Yep. All right. You're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this? It was Austin. Austin, what's up, man?

Speaker 8: Hey, question for Sergeant Train. So speed limits are posted in black and white. The other day, I did see one on the side of the road is red for construction area or where trucks were pulling up on the highway. And it was orange and black.

Speaker 9: is that still, I was always told that black and white is where the speed limit is.

Speaker 2: So black and white is the official colors that need to be for posted speed limits on the interstate, or anywhere in the state of Idaho. The orange and black is construction zone speeds. But prior to that, it should have said, either prior or right after that it should have been in a black and white sign.

Speaker 8: Okay, there was no black and white sign, it was only the orange.

Speaker 2: The wing thing you got to watch out for is that black and white car. That's right.

Speaker 1: So but I mean, if you're in a construction zone, there's an orange and black sign, you'd still need to follow it.

Speaker 2: Orange and black is showing, hey, this is the suggested speed due to the, what activities going on in this area. And so, well, how do they say that in the abundance of caution?

Speaker 1: Because I was thinking it was yellow and black for some reason was like a suggested.

Speaker 2: Orange and orange is for construction.

Speaker 1: For construction. But then if you're on like the freeway, sometimes you're coming up to a curve and it's like, hey, caution speed is.

Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. That's suggested speed. Suggested, yeah, especially if you're a horrible driver.

Speaker 1: Yes, or driving a giant 18-wheeler.

Speaker 7: I always loved seeing those like black marks on the side of the wall, the side of the median. So when somebody didn't obey the speed limit there.

Speaker 2: Suggested speed limit. And then it needs a sign that says, this is why. So there you go, man. Okay.

Speaker 8: So it's a suggested speed limit, not the actual speed.

Speaker 2: As long as there's not a black and white sign before or after it. Yeah. It's just saying that it's construction zone 45. It's hard to enforce that without it being black and white. Okay. Perfect. I answered my question.

Speaker 1: Thank you. All right. Thanks, man. Peace. 208-535-1015 is the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. All right. Peaches is in here. I did see this story. Did you see the New York cops snowball fight thing?

Speaker 2: I do not know how you guys have time to just do all this watching TV and news.

Speaker 7: That's our job. That's our whole show.

Speaker 1: We dig through the internet and try to find things to talk about. And I didn't even talk about this on the show because I did want to bring it up with you. There was a big snowball fight happening in Central Park or something.

Speaker 7: Washington Square Park. It was a whole bunch of social media content creators organizing this and it got so out of hand. People started throwing ice and such.

Speaker 1: So the cops show up trying to settle people down and then people started just pummeling the police with snowballs and like running up behind them, smashing snowball on the head. One guy got arrested.

One guy out of thousands. Yeah. And the police were very mad about this. Have you ever had somebody throw a snowball at you or is that assault? It would be a battery. Battery. That's right. Assault is a burl.

Speaker 2: It's a threat. With the intent and ability. Oh man. Can you imagine having to go to court, battery on a police officer with a snowball? No sense of humor.

Speaker 1: Was the officer okay, peaches? I'm assuming so.

Speaker 7: Unless he threw a full on icicle or something. Yeah.

Speaker 1: K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Who's this? Hey, what's going down you guys?

Speaker 3: Hey, my god. The sun's gonna be shining on me. Hey, so, so Crane, wouldn't that be technically, wouldn't that be a salt if I throw a snowball at you?

Speaker 2: You assault me every time you go in, but it's actually a battery.

Speaker 8: Exactly. Yeah, but you guys still need that color ID, man.

Speaker 1: I know, I know bosses are too cheap to get us a new phone system.

Speaker 2: So, Chris Carl, let's educate some people here. Assault would be if I come and threaten you verbally that I'm gonna do something to you and I have the means and ability to follow through with my threat, but it doesn't have. A battery is, I just made that threat and now I follow through with it. So if I say, I'm gonna crack you in the head with this bat. That's an assault. If I hit you at the bat, that's become a battery. Then okay, okay, right on. Not that I'd want to hit you in the head with a bat.

Speaker 8: There's already enough damage here. There's already enough damage going on here.

Speaker 2: Let me tell you how that works for the Idaho State Police. We had a crash of a bus, bunch of young kids. They got involved in the snow up there. The roads closed in Isle of Park.

They couldn't go anywhere. And so our trooper arrives to check on him. The next thing you know, a hockey game breaks out and she's playing hockey with him on the full-time way. I'm going viral. Yeah, it was big.

Speaker 1: Well, at least it's for a positive reason. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2: She's a nice stick of couple of kids. That's right.

Speaker 8: I was gonna say, should she check on him?

Speaker 2: Yeah. She's up, I'm like, yeah, they're six years old. They were older. They were junior high, I think high school age. But yeah, it was a great opportunity for her to have fun with the community while the roads are closed.

Speaker 8: Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah. So my question this week, I thought we answered your question. Yeah. So I just bought my boss's truck. So of course we got a, you know, pain at the point.

Speaker 2: What could go wrong with bits and business with pleasure?

Speaker 5: Yeah. I'll give you a sick back of beer and a carton of cigarettes for that old clunker.

Speaker 8: That old pick them up truck there.

Speaker 2: You know, that's not worth anything, but I sure want it.

Speaker 8: Oh, it's cool. It's cool. Where do you see this thing? So I went and registered it, insured it, got it titled all that. So when I go to paint this thing, do I need to notify DMV that I changed the color on the vehicle?

Speaker 2: Well, if you knew you're going to do it, it'd have been smart to do it the first time.

Speaker 5: Then Carl, I'll, okay, you get a pass. Yeah. Are you painting in the next few days or in the next few years?

Speaker 8: I mean, well, it might take me a week or two, but yeah, eventually we'll get some color on it. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you should just notify them. I'm going to change the color to this. Right.

Speaker 8: Right. So, so they do need to be notified when the color change happens, right?

Speaker 2: Yeah, you could redneck it and just white it out on your copy.

Speaker 8: What color would you call that? Crime or gray? Yeah. All right. So yeah, I was curious about that. I mean, I'm not sure what color I'm doing yet, so I couldn't really predetermine while I was in DMV. Big, big decisions.

Speaker 1: There's so many colors in the rainbow. Go with something really obnoxious, dude. You said it's a pickup. Like neon pink. Lime green.

Speaker 8: Yeah, something really obnoxious. Totally lime green, dude. I'm going to drive my boss nuts with this truck, man. Just make it all cool. You got the fuzzy dice. I got the I got the fuzz carpet on the dash.

I mean, he's like, he's like, you're going to get pulled over by ice and deported, buddy. Oh, I put spokes on it. Yeah. That's going to be cool. Is it a two-wheel drive Toyota? No, not a 96 GMC.

Speaker 2: So it's got a himmy in it.

Speaker 8: Oh yeah. Oh, it will eventually. Oh, man. I love it when you do engine swaps and the purists just lose their mind. That's awesome. No doubt. Right. I'm glad answers my question. So yeah, I just, I just call up the DMV then and go, hey, it's pink now. No.

Speaker 2: Do you have to update it for a color change? Yeah, you'd have to show up and let them know. Now, are you going to get in trouble? No, the van's going to match. You can say I just recently paint this. But by law, yeah, you're supposed to let them know.

Speaker 4: Because you probably, did you register for one, two or 56 years? Just a one year. So next year when you go in, because let's be honest with each other, it's probably going to take you here to get a painted.

Speaker 8: Well, I mean, a channel, you know, I mean, a rattle can of primer, man. It shouldn't take too long.

Speaker 1: Well, good luck with your project, Carl.

Speaker 8: Right. Come on. All right. You guys have a great week then, man. We'll talk to you soon. Hey, you too, man.

Speaker 1: See you. All right, later. And 208-535-1015 is the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocate's injury attorneys. You're live on the show. Keep that in mind. Who's this? Trouble maker. Trouble maker. Been a while. What's up, man?

Speaker 8: Hey, I just want to let Lieutenant Crane know that the HEMI is a Dodge product, not a GMC.

Speaker 2: Oh, take that. That clarifies a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4: Well, we appreciate the information, trouble maker. We appreciate it.

Speaker 8: Just trying to keep up.

Speaker 1: 208-535-1015 for traffic school powered by the advocate's where they go. They were calling and now they're done. Okay, they're back. Hey, there. You're live on traffic school. Who's this?

Speaker 10: This is Van. Van, what's up, man? Well, just had a quick question about what would be a normal everyday law that people break without even realizing it? That's a good question. Without realizing it.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Running through the red arrow. Yeah, no kidding. Turning right on the red arrow. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Look at Peaches come through in a pinch. And we'd like to share something else we just learned. The Hemi is a Dodge product.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I would think that stuff like that are the laws that people don't realize they're breaking. Turn them right on a red arrow.

Speaker 7: What about like tinted windows?

Speaker 1: Maybe tinted windows, because there are restrictions on that. You could also possibly deal with like an aftermarket muffler being on your vehicle. And you didn't realize, you know, that it's supposed to be stock. You're making too much racket, but you know, something like that. Yeah. Okay. Anything else come to mind?

Speaker 2: Lieutenant Crain answering questions over here on the phone.

Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just playing, you know, the snake game on his old flip phone.

Speaker 7: That's how you can tell when you get old is when you have to pull up the reading glasses.

Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Put on my spectacles.

Speaker 7: Lieutenant Crain is also the guy that turns on the flashlight to look at the restaurant menu.

Speaker 1: Well, earlier when I was trying to read my my card so I could order Resident Evil 9 for pickup, I did have to turn the lights on to read the little security code.

Speaker 3: No.

Speaker 4: All right. Anything else? No, that was it.

Speaker 10: The biggest one real quick was probably disturbing my piece. They're probably doing that without realising it.

Speaker 1: We'll have a good one, man.

Speaker 10: I just just one more, I guess. Right on. I have you here. Sure. On a one on a one way street. Can I make a left hand turn on a red light?

Speaker 2: Depends on if it's a red arrow bulb or a red round bulb. If it's round bulb. Yes. If it's going back to one way. Perfect. If you're going from left to one way, left to one one way. Correct. All right.

Speaker 1: That was it. Thank you. Hey, thanks, man. Have a good one. Oh, the guys hate it when they do that. Hi, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Thank you for calling.

Speaker 6: Ramon. More troublemakers.

Speaker 2: More troublemakers. What do we do wrong today? I don't know. I don't know. We're just asking for trouble. Yeah.

Speaker 6: You know, I was going to say drinking and driving is probably.

Speaker 1: Oh, one of those laws that people don't realize.

Speaker 2: I will tell you this, Ravonda, know this. You did get one of my troopers' attentions because

Speaker 6: I got back to the office and goes, Hey, I'm looking for that car. You don't know what car I drive.

Speaker 2: He's going to find you. No.

Speaker 5: You're going to be in trouble.

Speaker 6: Okay. Well, I'm going to say bye because I'm at the bar. You better hide, Ravonda.

Speaker 1: K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Dan. Dan, what's up, man? How much are y'all doing this morning? Decent.

Speaker 8: Beautiful. The question is, when people drive with their city limits, sometimes they have it with their headlights or the high beams on it. Is that still illegal?

Speaker 2: Anytime you're coming head to head with another oncoming vehicle, you got to have your high beams off.

Speaker 1: Up. Yep. Freeway in town, back roads.

Speaker 2: Daylight. Well, anytime it obstructs the other driver's vision.

Speaker 8: Okay. I'm going to start doing that. Okay.

Speaker 3: Release. You revel.

Speaker 8: Yep. Second question. Is it illegal to have artificial bull testicles on the back of your truck hanging off?

Speaker 2: I think all of them were artificial. Yes. I don't think you're... What exactly do you mean? If you had real ones, you're a real cowboy.

Speaker 4: Now that's an Idaho way right there. Can you imagine the smell after a week in the summer?

Speaker 1: Oh, man. Yeah, because I guess the law was about artificial truck nuts. Right? Yeah. If they were real ones.

Speaker 5: What do we do? Great.

Speaker 3: What do we do? Oh. Very nice. All right, man.

Speaker 2: Why do you got a fire victor up? Yeah, don't get me started. He's going to be going up to a guy in a cowboy hat at Winko.

Speaker 5: Hey, buddy, you know where you can get me some real?

Speaker 7: Put her in a form with a knife trying to chase the cow.

Speaker 5: Got a hold of it by the tail. I'm showing my politicians. Green mustache. Oh, geez. Shake the mud off.

Speaker 2: You'd look good with a green mustache and eyebrows.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd look good with the same Patrick stays coming up. We were trying to get peaches to dye his beard for the same Patrick stays.

Speaker 7: I swear we did. Not at all. Must have been a nightmare. I think we'd like to see that. You're the leprechaun shit. All right, boys.

Speaker 4: So I'm just going to get the feelings hurt.

Speaker 1: That's awesome, guys. Well, thank you for that information. You're welcome, man. Have a good one. Y'all do. Peace. All right. For those who were calling, call us back. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. The way that call went, I totally forgot the obnoxious thing I was going to have. I got too distracted. So again, people, 208-535-1015 for traffic school powered by the advocates. And we talked about the snowball fight.

Speaker 2: Do you need to do station identification? That's what I was trying to indicate to you. Oh, no, we already did. Oh, we did? Yeah. I love this program.

Speaker 1: We did the legal ID.

Speaker 7: Glad you're paying attention. About like eight minutes ago. I did it right on time.

Speaker 2: Man, I love being here.

Speaker 1: Can tell you're in the moment. Well, and if nobody else calls, then that means the program ends.

Speaker 7: One of these times we should get Lieutenant Cran to host Jane's show.

Speaker 1: We should. Yeah, you want to host the metal show? You want to sit around and record a radio show? Or more just free work.

Speaker 2: Since you're not busy. I'm not really good at paid labor.

Speaker 1: Well, I'm just done with this week. So I got nothing left on my mind to hassle you with trying to think if there's anything else.

Speaker 7: What is there ever a week that you're like, man, I loved this week? Never. Oh, there we go.

Speaker 2: Not if it was a full work week. You'd be so positive to live with.

Speaker 1: Okay, bear. You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Colin. Colin, what's up? Oh, got a question.

Speaker 9: Great. Well, I'm driving now. If I ever see somebody with like a tenant license plate, my immediate thought or my immediate thought is just, ooh, that's suspicious. I wonder if they've got drugs or something in their car. Your profiler. I'm wondering for your tenant's train, what other accessories or modifications, while you're attached to vehicles and like just immediately flag it, catch your attention.

Speaker 2: Well, that's a great question. Let me just answer it with this. Unfortunately, our thought process is not profiling. Oh, sure. Sure. It's Victor. Get behind him. But we would say, oh, that's a violation of the law. We should educate that individual on that law

Speaker 1: because a tenant license plate cover is illegal. Yep. You can't even have a clear cover over. No cover.

Speaker 2: No cover at all. No. And so yeah, so when we talk tent violations, tail light out, headlight out, whatever the minor things are, we would just like to educate the public. So there you go, man.

Speaker 1: Oh, he wants to know the other things he shouldn't do.

Speaker 5: Yeah, we covered all of them. Don't break the law.

Speaker 2: Don't break the little laws if you're breaking the big laws because we will find you.

Speaker 9: That's not a very politically correct answer to that question.

Speaker 1: So good luck out there avoiding the cops, man. All right. Thank you.

Speaker 2: Thanks, man. See ya. So if I'm hauling dead bodies or large amounts of drugs, what law should I avoid breaking?

Speaker 1: And to those who are calling again, call us back 208-535-1015. We do one call at a time.

Speaker 2: I am so grateful that there's times that people are hauling illegal substances or contraband and they don't care that their headlights out or, hey, I don't need a signal.

Speaker 1: I'm going to drive 50 over the speed limit.

Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many reports I read that starts out with, yeah, the headlight was inoperable, on the front of the vehicle.

Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd think if you're taking a big haul that you'd make sure that your vehicle is in 100% working order.

Speaker 2: Maybe glance over the driver's ad booklet one more time.

Speaker 1: Check your lights, make sure they're all working.

Speaker 7: Make sure your registration's up to date.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that kind of stuff. Fresh stickers.

Speaker 2: Make sure your girlfriend's happy with you. Don't be swerving all over the road.

Speaker 5: So you do get stopped. She's not going, he got weed.

Speaker 1: I'm sure that's happened a few times. He's got a warrant. Oh, I saw this story pop up again on social media the other day about the guys in Rexburg who are hauling a bunch of weed. I don't know why it popped up again, but they got all nervous and coughed on themselves only in Rexburg.

Speaker 2: If you've never used drugs before, don't use them your first time hauling them. That's right.

Speaker 1: Well, gee dang it. I guess people are just too chill today.

Speaker 2: Oh, Dr. Ravonda, I had my troop come up to me and he goes, sir, I'm going to keep an eye out for that guy.

Speaker 1: Ravonda, if you're listening, now they're watching for you. You can't call and just talk about breaking the law repeatedly.

Speaker 2: You're going down. I got me a hot pencil that just got out of the academy. He's going to find you.

Speaker 1: Oh, too funny. Yeah, you never know who's listening to traffic school powered by the advocates.

Speaker 7: I can only imagine some cop pulling up to someone completely drunk driving. Are you Ravonda?

Speaker 3: What's your name?

Speaker 2: This is what I fear. Somebody stops the car, asks for the driver's license, and it is Ravonda.

Speaker 5: You get out of the car. We've had an all points bulletin out for weeks. You're doing the old roadside Olympics, sweetheart. Come on out.

Speaker 1: Kay, Barry, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 6: You'll never find me.

Speaker 2: We've done got ourselves a challenge.

Speaker 6: You'll never find me. I'm very, very sneaky, sir.

Speaker 2: I like the way you're addressing me because that's what our roadside conversations are going to go.

Speaker 1: Yes, we play to the officers, you

Speaker 6: know, where that officer discretion comes in. All right, well, I'm just letting you know you'll never find me.

Speaker 2: Let's see, there's only a handful of bars in the city.

Speaker 7: I was going to say, I can only imagine the podcast numbers going up for traffic schools and cops sitting there. What did you say she works again?

Speaker 6: That's why we got so many views last week. Nowhere. I don't work anywhere.

Speaker 2: So we'll never know. Let's see, let's do a simple math if we graduated grade school. So many bars in town, only so many are open at 8 AM in the morning.

Speaker 6: None, because actually, I shouldn't even tell you this on air because then you'll know.

Speaker 1: There are laws on when alcohol can be sold, right? Lieutenant Crane.

Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not ABC specialist. So it's 10 o'clock. You can buy beer at 7, but for liquor, it's 10. Hard liquor.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6: What time do they got to quit selling at Rolanda? So come and see me. You'll find my car.

Speaker 2: What time do they got to stop selling alcohol in the evenings? 2. 2 o'clock. Okay. And is that alcohol and hard liquor? Yes. Okay. Very good.

Speaker 1: All right. Yep. Well, thank you for informing us.

Speaker 6: Come and see me at Lieutenant Crane. You know where I'll be at. I'm getting it narrowed down.

Speaker 4: Good luck, Rwanda.

Speaker 8: All right. It was a show today. Another show. Anything else for the community?

Speaker 2: I just feel honored because that's the first time anybody's told me as an officer, hey, please come and see me.

Speaker 3: Please come and see me. You'll never find me, but please come find me.

Speaker 5: I don't think you got the talents, huh?

Speaker 7: I feel like our listeners are also going to help out on that. They're going to go to every bar in town and yelling for Rwanda.

Speaker 2: You do not have the skills, my friend.

Speaker 1: Okay. I guess we'll do one more.

Speaker 2: This is the old smoking the band at routine.

Speaker 1: Kay, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 8: Hey, this is Penny Pablo. What's going on, man? Hey, so, yeah, I'm sure you guys know that this little piece of heaven over here, Arco. No way. Yeah. Well, so, or I guess say like the south side of that town, you got that little think clear station. Yeah.

One block off Main Street. Yes, sir. That's right. And so across the street is where all of us, all of the, all the hay wagons part to get a quick drink, some flower seeds or whatever, you know? Okay. Yeah. And so it's just like right across the street and we got road trains. So that's the easiest part just to get in and get out. So.

Well, thanks for the update. Yeah, it's quick, but yesterday by parked there, like we always do. And then you had to two showers over in the park. I crossed the road and I just hear something loud from the speaker and I keep walking like driver, driver from the rig. Move your semi. I'm like, why is it move your semi? And I'm like, all right. So I just do my hands up and got my rig and went back home. But so, but there is no do not park there. So was that wrong? I parked it all the time.

Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but I will tell you this, if Sheriff Dave Hansen out there told me to do something, I'm doing it.

Speaker 3: He put you in a headlight.

Speaker 8: I'm sure he would. I thought it, I just went up a little bit. And he was pretty loud on that speaker.

Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, well, anything he said, the next words out of my mouth would be, yes, sir.

Speaker 8: And so I mean, yeah, so I mean, but there we parked it all the time. So they must have been one of those kind of moods, but.

Speaker 4: I can call it.

Speaker 2: I'll call him and I'll ask him what the situation is. Yeah.

Speaker 8: I'm nice. I'm asking nicely. And I mean, there's no, there is no, no parking right, right across the street.

Speaker 8: And so I don't know, but I just go in and it's like, all right, then I'll leave. It's no problem.

Speaker 1: I've discovered that when the police ask you to do something, it's always best to just go, okay, cool.

Speaker 3: Right, right, right.

Speaker 2: Sometimes it comes out of you say, no. So my second question was, you know, I mean, I got like, like, almost four hours of road time home. So that's convenient.

Speaker 2: She plays to go buy some. Yeah. With these surprises at 365 a gallon. Exactly.

Speaker 8: Hey, you know what? Hey, I was big rigged me. We keep that place somewhat open, man. So I'm like, why not? But, um, so isn't it illegal? Let's just say it could cross my mind. If I would have, if I would have gave them a bird when I crossed the road.

Speaker 2: No, it wouldn't be any legal. You can do that. But I always myself, I wonder if they need help.

Speaker 3: Let's go check on him. Did you need me?

Speaker 2: Did you need me for something?

Speaker 3: Wave me over. I thought you were waving me. I just wanted to check with you.

Speaker 8: Yeah. You know what? I dare you know what? I can't lose time. I'll probably get arrested to get it taken or some crap like that. So I'm like, oh, well,

Speaker 2: there ain't nothing worse than going back to the convenience store with a couple of swollen eyes and a bad chin. And they say, what happened? Yeah. The officers were over here. Help me understand the law. Hello. Did we lose you?

Speaker 7: Well, that's too bad. He's out. I was going to recruit P.D. Pablo for my basketball team.

Speaker 4: Oh, I love that. I would love for him to be the dirty point guard like Isaiah Thomas back in the day. And you'll get that one officer. You'll have him call you back. This would really make the game fun.

Speaker 1: Might have just got rolled up on by the sheriff.

Speaker 2: And this Elon Musk and musky musk in their way.

Speaker 1: Well, it ended up being pretty decent show. And hopefully next week more you people will call.

Speaker 2: Hey, if we got that game together with a couple of ruffians on your team, that would be fun.

Speaker 7: Oh, yeah. Get crazy J2. Oh, I don't want to hurt him. You've never seen the longest yard. He'll be one of the cheerleaders.

Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, he'll be over cheering with Victor. But yeah, I'd rather be on the sidelines. How many times do you think you could run up and down a basketball court once? Maybe one time.

Speaker 1: How long are those again?

Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe half. It's further than from your recliner to your fridge. I'll guarantee you that.

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And I still walk that one. That's for sure. All right, everybody. Catch us next week for traffic school powered by the advocates, injury attorneys. Thank you as always, Lieutenant Crane. Thanks for joining us, peaches. By the way, it's 94 feet. 94 feet. Yeah, that's way too far.

Speaker 7: I want to see you run from one end of the hall by the classy studio all the way to Colby's office. No.

Speaker 1: No running in the halls. Not to run. It's just like school. No running in the halls. Traffic school is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To get more info on the show or to contact us, hit up our website, riverbendmediagroup.com.