The Viktor Wilt Show

Lieutenant Crane is in the house. What's up, my friend? Man, I don't know if I dare be in here alone with you. What what is that? This will be the first time in weeks that I've been alone with you, and I I know how you laugh when you're alone.

But what does that mean? I think I'm more out of control when there's more people in the room. That's what I'm worried about. Right? Oh, okay.

So you think I'm gonna be a bore today? Well, I I think I got, a lot of my energy out earlier on the show, and now I'm just kinda level. And I, lucky for you, didn't get more coffee prior to the program. So, yeah, you you might have a somewhat level me today, but no guarantees. No guarantees.

That's the one thing I do know. Yeah. It's easy to get me fired up. Only takes a bit. All I gotta do get you fired.

I've tried for years. Please stop trying. I really need this job. I've decided I don't wanna be the mayor. Yeah.

Mayor's too much work. And, you know, city council well, you know, it it's unfortunate. Expect you to show up once a month. You know, I will say that I'm happy to see that there are some, things being done where they, you know, they're wanting to revamp the FCC. So maybe they'll get rid of those rules regarding, equal, airtime.

Because for my position, I I can't run for office because, I have this platform, and I would have to be able to give the competition, you know, the same amount of airtime. It's not fair. Have you ever thought about this? Maybe they tune in to the others. Well, they're missing out.

(208) 535-1015, the number to call for Traffic School powered by the advocates, everybody. I know you got questions about the law. I see them popping up online all the time, so call us up and join us for the show. We'll help you save some money on tickets, help prevent you from getting pulled over, because you guys take forever when you pull people over. I don't know what you're doing back there, but Whatever it takes to make them sweat.

You know, is it a, typing issue? Because I know they don't teach typing like they did when I was in school or the younger cops. They just don't know how to type, so they're doing the finger pecking, you know, one one letter at a time. I know this is gonna come as a surprise, but we're as sophisticated as any fast food or fast restaurant or, grocery stores is what I wanna say. We just scan it, it populates, and we're going.

Oh, well, why does it take so long? We want you to understand the severity of your crime. Yeah. Just sitting there sweating it. Like that.

Hopefully, they don't know about this and that. Warrant. Maybe they don't know about the drugs in the back seat. (208) 535-1015 the number to call people. Is a drug dog coming?

That's what yeah. You're just sitting there wondering. Right? So I saw a story earlier, from Memphis, Tennessee where these five guys pulled over in the middle of an intersection in Downtown Memphis, and these five teenagers get out, all guys, and just start twerking, just shaking their booties. They arrested all five of them and took them to jail.

There's no sense of humor in that town. No. I was gonna say I was curious. They they charged him with obstruction of a highway or passageway. You know, if you got out, say, on Sunnyside and just started twerking, I mean, I don't recommend it.

You might get run over. Is that a jailable offense? Boy, I tell you, it would be tough to see anybody go to jail here in Idaho for that. Right? Alright.

Now, putting your life in danger and at risk, absolutely. That's not a wise idea. Don't do it. Right? And there could be some fines and penalties, but to actually take you to the jailhouse?

Yeah. It seemed a little extreme. You know, they said they did it because they wanted to make sure the guys never did it again or started a trend. Well, now it'll probably be a trend. People don't say you heard it from me.

I was reporting the news, and I called it a bad idea. Don't put k Bear on your backside and have it shaken around. Yeah. If you're going to twerk in the streets, you know, what are the competition? Give them the bad name.

You know? Wear the Kaibear shirts and stickers when you're out doing good for the community. That's what I wanted. Community service. Yeah.

You know, cleaning up the highway. By the judges. Yes. Hey. If you're cleaning, sure.

You know, take off the orange jumpsuit, wear a Kaibear shirt. Yeah. It was it's funny where you know, you talk about good and bad ideas. You know, some guy was this might surprise you, but every once in a while, I'll get in a political argument with people. No.

I yeah. I know. It's you know, it just happens every once in a great while. Okay. I I won't I wasn't gonna get into anything political, but, K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys.

Who's this? This is Jay. I have a traffic question for you. All right. What you got?

Does Idaho have the law where a travel lane and a passing lane, you know, do they have that where if someone's just riding in the travel lane and and then peeing traffic from from going say they're going 70 in the in the left lane when the speed limit's 80? I'm trying to buy some bill right now where we can bust kneecaps for that. Dude, it probably probably go through. They're passing everything. Because I because we play a little game on the way to Salt Lake City, how many dumb Utah license plates we could find doing that on the way to Salt Lake City.

They're just traveling in that left lane, you know, and going 70 miles per hour when they got people want to go the speed limit at least. Yeah. Exactly right. It there's no law that says you can't travel out there, but what the law does state is you can't impede traffic out there. So if you have three or more cars backed up behind you, law enforcement officer sees that he can enforce that.

But I think what we need to do is your name Jade? Jay. Jay. Get a billboard sign out that says, Jay is watching you move over. Oh, no.

No. Believe it or not, this is super funny. My wife and I have a sign that we make on our way to Salt Lake City, and we will pull up next to the front of the people and say, get the heck over. You're you're holding up traffic. Yeah.

I jumped. I was ready to hit the dump button. So You might wanna you might wanna sell those on eBay. Oh, I think they would sell out pretty well, especially, you know, you know, for, for Idaho, for Utah drivers. There you go.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So Have a great day. Thank you for answering that question for me.

And, yes, please get that legislation passed. Kneecap busters. If you need the signature, I'll be the first one to sign it. Thanks, Jay. You have a good one, man.

Thank you. You too. See you. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for Traffic School powered by the advocates. Now the, thing I ended up talking with a guy about was we were just talking about, I would I would call it talking.

Debate. This particular person, I would just say we were talking. I did get in quite the political debate with somebody else yesterday, but and that was arguing. That was full fledged. You don't know who the idiot is.

Oh, I know who the idiot is. Really smart people can be really dumb. It's kind of amazing. But, no, we were talking about, freedom, you know, America and freedom. And he was talking about how happy it is that, you know, or he is that in Idaho, you don't have to wear a helmet on a motorcycle.

And I was like, well, you know, that is an example of freedom. You should be able to make decisions that are stupid. You know? I I mean, I think that's the American way, but I don't think it's a good idea, yeah, to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. You remember, when did you see Katie Lee's helmet after she got in a wreck?

Holy cow. Imagine if that was your face. Road rash, not only hard to heal, but awful to try to heal. Yeah. So, you know, just sometimes because something's legal doesn't mean you need to go ahead and stick your kids in the back of the pickup and drive down I 15.

Yeah. Just wanna remind everybody just because you can do something doesn't mean you fall too. Seat belts are being occupied. Just get them back in the pickup, kid. Whee.

Isn't that how your parents used to haul you around? Oh, yeah, dude. For sure. I mean, I'm not saying if it's not fun, but, you know, you look back and, like, one accident, that's all it takes. Boy, wouldn't you regret that the rest of your life?

Oh, yeah. You know, because, you know, I remember being a kid and you'd, like, lay in the back of the truck, you know, just lay down. Stargazing. Stargazing. It was great.

But, oh, if they had to slam on the brakes oh, got enough aches and pains as an old man. I made the mistake of getting in the mosh pit last weekend. Went with Ben from the advocates to the hockey show. One that I wasn't invited to until I brought it up in front of you. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that awkward for you? Mhmm. A little bit. Like, go ahead.

We're gonna go out of town. We'll go to a concert. Who do we call the cops to come with us? No. We're always well behaved.

But, yeah. Would you get into a mosh pit at your age? You ever been in a mosh pit? How old do you think I am? I don't know.

You're up there. You're at that point you could break a hip. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? I have not. What?

No. You would love it. You'd love the mosh pit. Because it's you know, you're just shoving people around and things like that. It's fun.

You just get knocked people down for fun. Pretty much. And one of those people could be me. Apparently, the older I get, the worse my balance is. I got knocked down like five times.

Hit my tailbone. I've been sore all week. Like, what an idiot? What kind of 42 year old person goes into a mosh pit? A bunch of young people.

And Salt Lake City has, like, the most insane crowds of anywhere I've ever been. I don't know what it what it is with Salt Lake, but those fans, man, they are nuts in Salt Lake. Only time I've ever been heard at concerts, Salt Lake City. It's a vicious town, man. It's vicious.

Where are you callers at? There we go. K, Bear. You are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Who's this?

Hi. This is Rich. Rich, what's up, man? I just had a question. I'm like, I live by some military surplus place, and I don't follow.

There's one. Yeah. I just lived down by a mile from it. Can you buy a tank at that place? It's so huge.

You'd think they'd have just everything in there. That's kinda what my question is. They occasionally sell military surplus vehicles. What's the you guys have the special license to drive one of those? Which one?

There's I don't know if you're aware of this, but we have a couple of different pieces of equipment we use in our military. Which one are we talking about specifically? I've seen, like, eight wheelers that that come off there that have, like, the huge bed that like, the four axle. Yep. Yep.

Like a truck. Some, like yeah. Like the like, well, last one I saw was, like, an eight four axle water truck. Yep. Yep.

And some hey. Your accent, you're not from here. Not originally. No. Where are you from?

I was gonna say, there's a lot of people around here who talk like that, lieutenant colonel. Where's he I nah. You you can blame that on people. I'm talking to one right now who talks like that. You have the same accent.

I literally just North of Houston. See? All those people invading Idaho. And welcome, Dino, sir. No.

Welcome here. We're we're grateful to have you. But, no, you can buy that, and you just need to have it licensed, registered, and insured. Yeah. I know what I'll buy with my next refund.

Some there's been some that just give our stuff away like that. You may be a little late. Well, they get new stuff in there every once in a while. I'll keep an eye out now that I know that I can just get one. Yeah.

I wish someone would donate a vehicle to me. Jeez. Now I realize if it's a commercial vehicle and you put it in commerce, you gotta have a CDL class a. Yeah. Well, there's one of my questions.

What do I need for it? Well, now I know. But if you're just using it for fun, stay within your, 50 miles of your residence and, just use it for hauling yard rock. Yeah. You're good.

Yeah. There you go. Looks sweet out on the farm. And the gas mileage is spectacular. Gotta be great.

Three gallon per mile? Yeah. You might fill the bed up with just a tank of extra fuel. There you go. Well, right on, dude.

Thanks for answering. Welcome to Idaho. No matter what Victor says. I said welcome. Have a good one.

You too, man. Peace. Alright. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. I mean, last week, it was bam, call after call.

You're giving money away. Yeah. But I didn't say when or anything like that. Yeah. That's why.

You know, I could give away, some, Papa Roach tickets Oh. To a a lucky caller. We could do it right now. I'd do whatever I want. It's my show.

The next person who calls and gives us an extreme weather report I know we were saying caller 15, but I'll just go the first person who calls and, gives us an extreme weather report. We'll give you some Papa Roach tickets. What do you think about that? I wanna know what the weather's gonna do. That's for sure.

Yeah. But they have to be extreme about it. Yes. So if that doesn't light up the phones, I don't know what will. But they also have to ask a traffic school question first.

I like it. But, you know, you're only gonna get one caller. First first caller wins. I I guess I could do a random caller. We must be on an extreme delay today because, there we go.

Alright. K Bear, you're live on the show. Who's this? Hey, crazy Carl, man. How you guys doing?

Crazy Carl. Oh, telling me. Yeah. Yeah. Put your covers on your cars, folks, because the weather's gonna be nasty, nasty, nasty.

Yeah. Ben's It's almost car season. That's when we are the history. Snowing in Idaho. You you'd wait your turn.

I'm trying to barrel over the top of crazy Carl, but failing. I was just gonna say crazy Carl. I was, talking with Ben from the advocates about you just the other day. Sound like you're pretty fun to hang out with. Oh, come on.

Ben's a cool dude, man. Oh, he's awesome. Crazy Carl is actually kinda crazy from what I hear. Does he buy lunch? No.

No. No. It's it's not just the name. There's a reason behind it. Oh, yes.

Okay. So Crazy Carl, first off, you gotta give us a traffic school question. Then if you want those Papa Roach tickets, you gotta give us an extreme weather report. It's cold outside. I Come on.

I think that's a fail. That yeah. You gotta do better than that, Jimmy, Carl. I don't know. I was I was I was going with a fan no ticket.

For a year, Paul. I don't know. Yeah. Alright. Try again.

I I don't Carl. Honestly, I don't need the tickets. Give him to the next caller. Okay. Everybody who's listening, keep calling.

And after crazy Carl's call, I'll have lieutenant Crane pick a number between one and 3. We'll go to that line, and we'll give him a chance to win those tickets. Do you know what I would like to do? What would you like to do? This is my bucket listing.

Go to lunch, you, me, crazy Carl, and crazy Jay one day. That sounds pretty fun. Absolutely. I will I will buy you guys lunch. Alright.

I'll hit up crazy Jay. We'll see when we can line this thing up. And we all wear masks like crazy Jay. Yes. We all have to have a beanie mask.

Four of us walk into a business that way. Yeah. You're you're liable to get, shot in Idaho doing that. Guys walk you into a ballroom. So, what was your question then, Crazy Carl?

Sue, personalized license plates, I let my, my bread cranking expire because you know car guy is doing a good thing. Right? They come and ask me where the money was. Right. I I didn't notice that it expired.

Somebody had stolen my plate, and when I went in to go get it registered paying their bills on time. Right. You know? I mean, the car was sitting over the winter. You know?

I didn't realize it. It was a blast. And, so anyways, yeah, somebody snagged my plate, but what is the ticket for fictionalized plates? Oh, that's a misdemeanor the judge gets to decide. Oh.

Yep. Okay. So, I mean, is it under a hundred bucks? I'll pay it. Just so I could keep those plays.

I got money. I'll buy lunch. I'll pay fines. Right. So you're it wasn't that they physically stole the plate.

They just took the, the name. Not accepted responsibility, Victor. Shame, crazy Carl. Shame. You need to pay your bills down.

And there's there there's a couple guys in the car group that the same thing happened to you. They they let it lapse, and somebody snapped it up. They're targeting And, the car group. They're targeting them. I mean Yeah.

Okay. To be able to do this, you gotta be calling the DMV, what, every day? Hey. Is that plate available? Yeah.

What a bunch of weirdos. Yeah. Oh, we are. That's what we are. Because the guy that got the plate is a car parked next to him at the car show.

You know what? Somebody who's just waiting to roll in and go, hey. Check out my ride. Crazy car. I asked him where the dude lived.

Oh, it's a 69 barrel. That's what the private that's what the personalized police said. Six nine years. Yeah. Oh, man.

Well, we gotta work on this lunch thing, man. Absolutely. That'd be awesome. Alright. Yeah.

Well, you know how to get a hold of crazy Carl, I assume. No? Oh, yeah. No? I don't know.

I don't know. You seem to know him. I think you knew him. I thought you guys were homies. You got a, you know, a fleet of vehicles.

Yeah. He hasn't pulled me over yet. Yeah. What I do is everybody calls in. I get their personal number.

I just gotta invite them over for Sunday dinner. Yeah. It happened to me one time. Just kinda figured that's how it works. That's the key you want.

I know. Never invited back. Who's that weirdo at Thanksgiving you invited over, Marvin? My wife's like, you gotta be nice. I try.

I try, but I'm just not as nice as her. Alright on. Alright. Hey, man. You guys have a great weekend, and, good luck to that third caller, whoever gets the tickets, man.

Right on. Right on, crazy Carl. Alright. Well, you guys have a good weekend, man. We'll talk to you soon.

You too. Peace. Alright. Later, man. Yeah.

We could have definitely taken 15 callers by now, so that's perfectly fair. Pick a number between one and three. I thought we were gonna go with the third one. They need to stay on the line. When we get to the third one, they win the tickets.

Oh. But you may not know. So give us your best weather extreme. Is that what you're calling? Yeah.

An extreme weather report. And we'll let you know if you're one, two, or three. Okay. I mean, if they're listening, they're gonna know. Why don't we just pick a random one and just get this out of the way?

Okay. We could wait. We okay. We'll we'll do three, and, we'll see if these people even have traffic school questions because that was part of the deal. Yeah.

Alright. K Bear. They're live oh. Oh, they hang right up. Well, that's one.

K Bear, you're live on Traffic School. Who's this? Hi. This is Skyler. Skyler.

First off, what's your question for traffic school? At what point does when something comes off a vehicle, is it considered a road hazard? Like, I live out by Rockford, and sugar beets come off trucks all the time. But and a lot of insurance companies won't pay out as soon as it comes off the vehicle. Man, I didn't even know you guys had cell service out in Rockford.

Sometimes. I my first station with the Idaho State Police was American Falls, and I colored or I covered Rockford. That was awesome. Is there an actual town in Rockford? Like, a business?

Buildings? Okay. I I didn't know. I've never rolled through there. I just thought it was, you know, farmland and things like that.

So are you a farmer? No. Just to be here. There a couple years ago to get out of the city. Well, who's not a beet hater?

They taste like dirt. They're disgusting. I gotta watch them off. Even if you wash them and cook them, they taste like dirt. Beets are a horrible food.

They're awful. My my wife likes them. I don't. Yeah. I'm not a fan.

Not a fan. So to answer your question is, yeah, you're right. The insurance companies, once they hit the roadway and the truck is gone, the next car that comes by and hits it, that's a road hazard. That's not covered by insurance. But if it falls off the truck, hits your car, then it's on their liability insurance.

Well, then I need to reach out to my insurance because, yeah, we had a beep come off a truck. And before it even hit the ground, right hit right into our front window, almost went through our front window. Yeah. If you know about that, then your insurance company will go after their insurance company for that. Tarp up their trucks better.

Secure their load is what we'd like to call that. Supposed to have them loads covered and secured. That's right. So not only are beets disgusting, but they're dangerous. And overloaded.

We should deal I'm sorry to our local beet farmers, but why don't you grow something else? Especially the ones out there because they get the size of a football sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. They're shipping them all off to the, you know, uppity folks down in LA or something.

Pew eat beets, make ketchup out of beets. Victor hates anybody at the fine success. Pretty much. You guys that can grow beets so good. I hate you.

Still like beets. The farmers are fine. I'm down with farmers. Isn't that sugar beets? Yeah.

They're sugar beets. Yeah. You're trying to make them, like, red beets. I'm talking about red beets. They're gross.

I I mean, sugar beets, you could probably do something good with us. The things I've said the last three minutes, I am so sorry. But they sure make Rupert stink. Jeez. That beet factory?

You ever, you know, been by there? Yeah. Rupert is rotten. Gosh. I'm just gonna start, bringing up the map and trashing every town in the area.

Speaking of little towns, guess where I heard you? What did you hear? First of the week. I was up in Ledor, Idaho, and your signal was coming in at Ledor. I like that.

Yeah. You know, that's Out of 22. Yeah. That's that's out in the middle of nowhere. Ledor.

Well, cool. Alright. Now what what did you say your name was again? Skyler. Skyler, give us an extreme weather report.

And if it's good enough, we'll give you some Papa Roach tickets. Well, thanks. Well, we're gonna have real cold outside right now. We got snow wanting to come in every night, and everybody gotta back down their hatches because this wind and rain is just gonna be coming. Lieutenant Crane, what do you think?

I I I only have one example to judge it to. But we'll still just give give it a yes or no. We're gonna give Skyler some tickets. I think it was a good effort. Okay.

We'll give Skyler some tickets. Yeah. We'll give Skyler some tickets. Sweet. Okay.

So I'm gonna play a quick song so I can get, Skyler's information, and then we'll be back with more Traffic School in, three minutes, everybody. Hang on. Alright. It's Traffic School powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. You're live on the show.

Who's this? Oh, this is Parker. How's it going? Parker, pretty good. If you were calling just for tickets, we already gave them away, but I hope Oh, no.

Well, how about a question for traffic school? Come on, man. Come on. Okay. Okay.

Fine. Well, we all know you can drive a tractor drunk and not get a DUI. Is that correct? That's not quite correct. Oh, but you can't drive it without a driver's license.

Oh, that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if that's the case, can I drive a tractor while on my phone and not get a ticket for protection and driving? Still hands free, my friend.

That's a great try to work around, but nope. Hands free. Oh, darn it. So you Even if you're in the field. You're on private property.

You do whatever you want. By now, you should have tractors that are driving themselves out there. Oh, well, mine's driving myself right now, and that's why I can be on the phone. Yeah. Yep.

So if it's a self driving tractor, you're good to go on, talking on the phone. Well, in the field, it doesn't matter. It's your personal field. You can do whatever you want. But you bring it out to transport it to another field on the public roadway or highway, you better put your phone down.

Okay. Better be hands free then. Yep. Yep. Hey.

That's Alrighty. Well, I guess you're now. You must be south of here if you're already at work in the fields. Oh, no. We're north again.

We're in, my late neighbors. Oh, okay. Yep. They're dry. Okay.

Yep. Barely. Let's get the hay going. Yeah. Exactly.

Alright, man. Well, good luck out there in the fields today. Hope, the workday goes good and the weekend, is is awesome. Hey. Same to you guys.

Appreciate it. Thanks, man. Have a good one. Two zero eight five three five one zero one five, the number to call for Traffic School powered by the advocates. If you have any, last minute questions, amazing how fast the time goes by.

Already 09:15 when you play songs. And playing a song does help. Do do you got a question for traffic school, Peaches? I was bringing my stuff back in the studio. Oh, you're just interrupting.

Okay. Well, thanks, Peaches. You said there's no open door policy, so I was not Yeah. There's a reason. I do what I want.

That's gonna change soon. The open door policy is for those who want to join in on the program, not bring me a bunch of crap. Thanks. So Pete. You're welcome.

Thanks. All right. Well, since nobody appears to be calling, I I don't anything for the community. And are you going to be here next week? Next week, I'm gonna be out of town.

I'm gonna try to call you, from location. Remember? Yes. And, so, yeah, we'll give that a try. So are you gone all week next week?

Wednesday through Saturday. Wednesday through Saturday. Yeah. K. I'm I'm excited for you to call us from on location.

I've I've kept it secret. But I think that's gonna be really fun for people to hear about. I think it's fun. You're wearing a k Bear shirt. Right?

That's all. I'm not wearing anything else at once. Just a k Bear shirt. I better catch a plug. Have you ever heard of the Victor Wilt Will show?

I'm on there every Friday morning. Every Friday morning, we're running that place in the ground. That's right. As long as I get a little cheap jab, you know, you can poke fun of me, whatever you wanna do. Just a nice, mention for all those free plugs we give everybody.

Crazy Carl. And he's about on the same level as where I'm headed. Crazy Carl, the person I'll be meeting. Yeah. Yeah.

About the same popularity. Well, I think one's a little bit more popular. I think one's a little bit more popular. I'm I'm just so excited to hear all about that. I did notice, I'd done a little research.

I noticed that he has a $10,000,000 mansion. $10,000,000 mansion. Now in what in what city? The city you're heading to? Yeah.

Mhmm. Wow. So if that was the same in, like, LA, it'd probably be, like, a thirty, forty million dollar mansion. Yeah. Close to a hundred, probably.

Holy cow. Can you imagine? I can't imagine having $50. But I'm gonna try. I'm working on it.

I'm working on it. The side hustle. You know? Little bits at a time. I made a dollar on Tik Tok live the other day.

Get out of here. Dude, dollar. I made a buck peaches, David, to me. It's pretty awesome. Still makes you a professional.

That's right. I got paid to live stream. I'm a professional. You get paid to do it. So, yeah, everybody make sure to tune in next Friday for the big scoop on the secret, secret trip Lieutenant Crane's heading out on.

It's very exciting. I I have you talked to, like, East Idaho News or anything like that? No. No. This is newsworthy.

Well, what we'd like and I don't know. We'll talk more about it off the air here about whether I'll be able to call in or not, and I'll tell you why because I just thought about time differences and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. That's a good point. That's a good point.

Alright. Well, anyhow, some kind of surprise coming your way next Friday. Thank you as always, lieutenant Crain, for coming in doing traffic school. You know, we're informing the community, saving lives. Giving away concert tickets.

Giving away concert tickets. You know, we we we just got it all here. Traffic School every Friday morning, everybody. Back in a few. Traffic School is a production of Riverbend Media Group.

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