The Viktor Wilt Show

Look at me. Look at me doing my job. Yeah. You I'm surprised you didn't see my office when you walked in because it's very noticeable. They went all out decorating my office.

I can see it now, but I don't know if you guys don't pay your power bill around here or what, but I walked in in the dark. I like it in the dark. You know? I get I get mad when I come in here and Peaches has these lights on. I'm like, what are you trying to do to me?

You guys are, like, on a really tight budget. I'm doing what I can to help the company. You know? Every cent helps. And, yeah, if I these are you know, these fluorescent bulbs use a lot of electricity.

Well, you've seen what happened. I walked in, stumbled over a light stand and everything else when I got here. I know. I was like, are you okay, dude? Partying hard this morning or what?

What are you stumbling around for? It's just dark. I come from a bright sunny day into a dark cave. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I've I got, like, blackout curtains like this at my house in every room. You know? That's why the neighbors wonder what you do there. Hey. Don't wonder.

You know? Come on over. I'll show you. It's called mind your own business. Don't bring your kids.

This is for adults only. Absolutely. You don't wanna know what's going on up in here. So listeners, it's Traffic School powered by the advocates time. (208) 535-1015 is the number to call, and we would love to have your questions on the show.

I don't have any obnoxious questions for you today. I, you know, just haven't seen anything stupid enough to, bring up on the program, apparently. I mean, there's a lot of funny stuff going on that's making me laugh, but I haven't got into any of that content today. Oh, Internet's fun today. There's a lot of, a lot of drama going on in the political world.

It's so funny. Come on, listeners. I I'm gonna have to start googling questions to ask cops because I can't think of anything. Do we have anything new coming up as far as, legislation? You know, they're banning anything else we need to be aware of?

Hey. I'll tell you one thing people are gonna be happy with, and even crazy Carl, he'll like this. July 1, if your vehicle is not manufactured to maintain two plates, one on the front and one on the rear, it's no longer illegal. So Really? Yeah.

But if the holes are drilled there or they're pre drilled and there's little dimples there, that's considered prepped for a front plate. You can be stopped. So like a Corvette or a a sports car like that, no. Don't have to have the front plate. Well, that's pretty cool.

I, I think, yeah, a lot of listeners are gonna be pumped about that. Alright. Let's go to the phones here. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this?

It is Isaac. Isaac. What's up, man? Alright. I had a question for lieutenant Crane.

Great. Well, don't hold back. Yeah. Go. K.

What are you doing? You unplugged my headphones. It's helping me untangle mine. Okay. Well, it's okay.

I don't need to hear the caller. I hope you're hearing the question. Crane. Am I barreling over the top of everyone? Sorry, Isaac.

I haven't had a question yet. Alright. So Let's see. What are the laws on me, Mike? This is a mess.

Poor Isaac did come on. Okay. Isaac, hi. Thanks for calling Isaac. Glad it's all the time we have.

I can hear you now. Okay. Go ahead and ask your question. Why isn't it important if you hear him? That's a good question.

I should have just left. Alright, Isaac. What's up, man? Okay. What are the laws on riding a mini bike on the road?

Oh, that's a good question. And the answer is this. If it's 49 cc's or greater, you have to have it registered, insured, and have all the, you have to have a way of signaling, which can be arm signals or light signals. You have to have a brake light. You have to have a headlight.

If it's less than that, it can't be, registered to drive on the roadway. Okay. So I just can't ride it on the road? Well, where else do you want? Sidewalk.

I I don't know. I was just I'm wondering. Yeah. A lot of times a lot of cities have no motorized vehicles on their sidewalk, so you wouldn't be able to go there. And so how old are you, Isaac?

I'm 15. Yeah. Oh, you're 15. So you could take it down to the Supercross Track and and really dominate those eight, nine year olds. I wanna see peaches on one of those little mini bikes.

That'd be great. That would be fun. But I look like Jigsaw with a little tricycle. Well, that sounds like fun, man. Just be safe.

Isaac, set your goal to buy a road bike. Yeah. Get yourself a hog. Get yourself girlfriend too. That's right.

Right on the back. Girls like bikes. They do. Oh, yeah. Alright.

He's like, I hope you have a great day, man, and a good weekend, and you'll be safe out of trouble this summer. Right. See you, man. That's right. This show is gonna be a mess.

Do something productive. I would do something with your life, Isaac. Riding around on your minivan. Calling hate discontent in your community. Pick on a 15 year old.

Hi, caller. You're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates. Who's this? Wow. This is fantastic.

My name is AJ. Who's this? I thought I was calling on the +1 900 number. Well, I mean, it is my birthday, so you got something. Yeah.

You really know she'd like to say. I got time for some personal time. I'm always I'm always down for some nice I saw that number last night, and they answered the phone way faster than you like you guys did. The only issue was was the girl didn't talk very fast, and I and it was an expensive phone call. Alright.

And thank you for keeping that clean. I'm using other just had my hand ready to hit the dumb button. I was like, press your luck in here. You know, I I was actually just calling in to thank you guys for causing, such a, an argument between me and my friend here in the pickup. We're arguing over the right turn red light scenario now, and it's gotten pretty heated.

And one of us is gonna end up walking home. Well, here's how it goes. If it's a red arrow, you can't turn the end. Bury it. That's it.

If it's a red arrow, no. Whether or not there's a sign that says no right turn on red or not. If it's a red arrow, you can't turn. If It's a red arrow. You don't you don't treat the red arrow like a stop sign.

I well, I mean, you should stop at it. Well, I get that. I get that. But I But if that's if that's the case, it looks like I'm the one that's walking home, and I'm and I'm the one driving. So, anyway, I'm I'm gonna need an Uber.

Sorry. We hate when, the person calling loses the bet. Yeah. This is gonna be really rough. I'm sorry.

I'm here to tell you, Spencer, according to the radio guys, you're right. You have no idea how bad it hurts me to have to be able to tell them that. And one of the radio guys is a real That's freaking dumb. Police officer. You too.

One of the radio guys is a real police officer. How do these three people? Yes. If you can guess which one is the real cop, you win tickets to the crazy figure eight race. Okay.

Last last question. This one's kinda serious. We're trying to haul a a oversized load, and, there's a lot of state troopers out, and our truck isn't licensed. And we're trying to find the back roads where there's no officers. Can you give us a a parade route?

Yeah. What what's the best route to take when you're trying to avoid the cops? I think if you can Google that, it'll come right out. Does it, like does does it Waze alert you if there's a cop brought by? Well, I There's snitches on that app.

I think snitches get stitches, buddy. That's right. Yeah. I know on the on the Google map every once in a while, especially if you're in a big city, they'll have the speed trap thing pop up. That that's really fun.

Uh-huh. I'm glad they're not necessarily fun, but convenient. It's great. It's like, okay. I'm here to tell you nobody will get you in more trouble when you're in a truck than Waze.

Waze will take you to places you don't wanna be. Take you down. Yeah. I've never tried that particular app. So so good luck with talking about it, the Ford of Entry.

Appreciate it. Just because, you know, I'm walking home. I want you to know that. Well, you call him back on his personal time and, do that +1 800 thing. He might come and get you and give you a ride on.

That's true. You say something nice enough to me. Yeah. Yeah. Victor can be the be the pretend cock.

You know? Are you are you a $20 is $20 kind of guy? Oh, yeah. You're gonna get me in trouble with Jade today. See you later.

See you, man. Peace. Bye. K there. You are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates.

Who's this? Freddie, Freddie, Freddie. Happy birthday, Victor. Oh, thanks. Crazy Carl.

Hey, Carl. Build it out. Sing it to him. I've I've had one listener give me, the the song this morning. That was very nice.

Carl, your turn. Your time. Oh, me? Oh. Sing me happy birthday.

Chili, like, waiter style. Happy happy birthday. Happy happy birthday. Alright. That's pretty good.

Did you hear the good news about, license plates, Carl? I did. I did. So I can just toss that front plate right in the garbage. Right?

Yeah. Let your neighbor have it so he can use it for me. Yeah. I know. Couple weeks ago, I went with Ben from the advocates to a, Oh, let me see if I remember this correctly.

We all three were standing in the room. He looked directly at you and like, hey, Victor. You wanna hang out and have a good time this weekend? Yes. Didn't mention me at all.

Hey, Lieutenant Crane. You wanna go out to the bar with us? Alright. The last thing you wanna do is take cops with you if you're gonna have fun. Right.

So we, went to a little gathering of car people with their fancy cars, one of which was Crazy Carl, who didn't even bring his car, but he was there. But I did notice that make believe. Yeah. There there seem to be some lawbreakers in that group. I didn't see a lot of front license plates on these fancy vehicles.

Oh, no. Takes a distract from the looks. Yeah. It ruins everything. Oh, yeah.

I mean, fenders, those are optional. I mean, is that is that legal? Running around with a fender? No fender? No.

You gotta have your wheels covered, Carl. Right. Right. Oh, there's a lot of guys in the group that, yeah. There's a don't Victor, don't bring Crane.

No problem. No problem. I only bring the attorney. That's right. No.

Yeah. Just bring the attorney. You guys need some help? I got my law breaker right here. That's right.

Oh. It beat anybody in the court of law. Nice. Catch you. Right on.

Yeah. I I don't have any questions. I just called in, wish you happy birthday, man. Well, that's really nice, Carl. I appreciate it.

Hope you have a good weekend. Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah. I I plan to sleep.

I plan to just sleep. I just wanna rest. Absolutely. That's that's the best present ever. Right?

Heck. Yeah. We'll see if it actually happens. He wouldn't be tired if he didn't live in this bat cave. Yeah.

I mean, I come in here, and it's like, this is a great place to sleep. It's It's nice and dark. This chair sucks for sleeping, though. Yeah. Alright.

Well, sweet, man. Hope you guys have a good weekend and, yeah. Get that rest, brother. Right on. Appreciate it, Carl.

You have a good weekend. A good one. Alright. We'll see you. Peace.

(208) 535-1015 is the number to call for Traffic School powered by the advocates. The reason why I walked in here is because I had a question from the Idaho Falls Reptile Expo people. You know Philip? Remember him? Yes.

He was, talking about how it's like Idaho law that if you have a pet that's over 50 pounds, you have to have, like, a specialty license. Is that? Something like that. That true, Lieutenant Green? Say that again.

He's checking his phone. He's pulling a u. Just scrolling away. He had, like, some sort of snake that was, like, on the cusp of of being over 50, and I guess that's, like, a whole licensing issue thing with Idaho. What?

Something like that. I didn't know. Because there's a lot of dogs that are definitely over 50. That's what I was thinking. Like, Reginald, the world's tallest dog, the Great Dane that lives here.

I'm sure he doesn't they don't need a license for a dog, do you? Yeah. I mean, is it I would think you'd only need a specialty permit for some kind of a exotic animal. Exotic. Yeah.

I would think so because I don't think it's dogs or an animal like that. I mean, how many people own horses? Right? Yeah. I guess horses might weigh a little bit more than 50 pounds.

Yeah. So it might be exotic animals. I don't know. You remember my dog, Rolex? He was over fifty pounds.

I'd Yeah. Never had him have a special license or anything. So I mean, we got this wild animal right here, Pete. And it's right, yeah, a little over 50 pounds. So yeah.

Alright. I guess we have no answer for you, Philip. Well, there you go. That was the one question I had. Yeah.

So I I don't know. Yeah. You know, why why would somebody want a crazy exotic pet? I mean, is it legal in Idaho to have, say, a tiger? You know?

There there are lunatics out there that have them. You know, like the Tiger King. Here, kitty, kitty. I mean, I like kitties, but a cat that, you know, I couldn't hold my own in a fight against. It it makes me a little bit, uneasy.

Can you have those kind of pets? Under special circumstances. So those are permitted. So that would be his answer on exotic animals, but I don't think there's anything that says anything about a dog or Okay. Anything like that.

Alright. Well, I know you could have a kangaroo in Idaho. You have to, like, a permit for that, though. A kangaroo? That's what it says.

Dude, the there was a kangaroo. There was a great story, just last week about a guy, of course, in Australia who, got into a fight with a kangaroo, and the kangaroo was just beating the crap out of him. And then it held him down in a puddle of water and tried to drown him. Did you say that was a great story? Yeah.

It was great. Anytime animals fight back, I'm kind of a fan. So I'm gonna fall on the sword here. When I was a young man working on a farm. We'd fenced off our hay in the winter and had a bunch of deer getting into it.

Well, we'd have even after they come and fenced it off, they're still getting in there. Well, a a doe was down at the bottom of the haystack, and I told the guy with me, hey. Watch this. And that's the last thing you should say. Right?

Oh, boy. So I climb up on the haystack, and I jumped down on that doe and put her in a headlock, and I'm gonna hold her and pet her. And she got on top of me and would not leave and kick me and kick me. Why wasn't this the days of cell phones? Because that video footage would be amazing.

My clothes all up with her hooves. It was bad. Okay. So it's not quite like, you know, wrestling, you know, a calf calf or something. I had a hold of her, but she just kept picking me till I was like, I don't want no more of this.

I'd love to see you just getting kicked by a deer. Well, see you later, peaches. That was the one question I had. Okay. Well, thanks for coming by, man.

Sorry it took so long to get to it. Okay. K Bay Area, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates, but, hold on one sec. Alright. Caller, who's this?

Thaddeus. Thaddeus. What's up, man? What do you wanna know? Oh, I got a question for you.

I was wondering how many times can the cops pull me over and give me a ticket for no driver's license and give me a ticket for $255.50. Okay. I'm working on three now. You're you're about you're about to become a winner. You're the guy that the judge says, I thought I told you I didn't wanna see you again.

You don't have to go to court. That's all in fractions. Right? Court. Yeah.

Write them a check. $255 and or $233.50. Dude, it's cheaper to get a license, man. No. That's what the last cop told me.

He's like, why don't you just get this taken care of? And I'm like, yeah. You got $30,000 in back child support that, you wanna borrow me? Yeah. But, you know, it's How many kids do you got?

Wow. They're Elon Musk? Exactly. Slow it down, dude. You've got enough.

You've got one in every town. So yeah. Seriously, though. Are they gonna throw me in jail? Yeah.

Will you eventually get thrown in jail if you get caught enough times with no license? Be it won't be just, infraction anymore. They'll suspend it. Once you get somebody suspended, yeah, you can go to jail. No.

I don't I don't have a license. They ain't gonna suspend nothing. I they they can't suspend nothing that I don't have. I don't understand why you're having problems with the law with your attitude. Yeah.

Not at all. You ain't damn well. Happy birthday, by the way. Oh, thank you, man. Thank you.

Only radio station I get. Well, you you've got the right one, man. Hey. Can I point something out then? If you live in the middle of nowhere, it's probably not hard for the cops to recognize you or your vehicle.

No. They know they know my vehicle. And I'm sure they know you. Once in a while. And they're like, oh, here comes that guy that's been That's why my child support's so bad.

There's women in town. And you sound like a catch. I'll tell you that. A real ladies man right here. You want something really good to take home?

Here's a man without a driver's license, a job, and $30,000 in debt. You want some of this? Oh, What? I don't even know what to say to this guy. Hey.

Start driving your tractor. Yeah. There you go. Then you don't have to worry about that license. Just drive a tractor.

Get it right now. It's got a good radio. It'll pick up you guys. Awesome, man. Well, we appreciate you listening.

I love traffic school. It Well don't get no better than that. Well, thank you, man. We appreciate you listening. We love guys like you that go out and do the very best they can to make a difference.

We like people who listen to the content and learn from it. So they're gonna throw me in jail or not? You still didn't answer the question. Well, I tried to, and you told me to know what I was talking about. No.

No. You said they were gonna suspend it. I I ain't got nothing you could suspend. I said at some point, they could put you down. No more driver's license, no more hunt license, no more fish license.

I told them I didn't need none of that, but it cost me $233.50 every time they catch me. I know. It all of these things, you could save so much money if you just got the licenses. He can't. He's got $30,000.

To borrow? Yeah. But how are you paying the $255 every few weeks? Don't don't wanna answer that question. I think he's the on that one.

He's got his tractor and his little grove going on. I live out in the middle of nowhere. And I live in the middle of nowhere. A large greenhouse. Got a big greenhouse and a lot of copper pipe.

Oh, well, I hope you have a great weekend, man, and good luck. I hope you won't get pulled over. I think they wrote a song about this guy. Goes down once a month for some copper pipe. Oh, man.

K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? It's Russell. Russell, what's up? Hey.

off, happy birthday. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Really appreciate it. Singing to you.

We don't want that. Send to me. Hey, that was pretty good. I appreciate it. Now you can ask your question.

I got two questions. Southbound I 15 at the Northgate, exit. In the right hand lane, there's no stop bar. It turns on to A stop line, you mean, on the ground? Yep.

No stop bars, stop light there, it's traffic light, but, it turns into a merging lane, going West on New Day Parkway. Are you required to stop at the stoplight? Now is that that at that, like weird shaped intersection that were you talking about? Or or No. Not that one.

Okay. The Okay. The new the new exit that north right now. Yep. Northgate.

Excellent. I think it I think that light's right above that turn lane. Correct? I do believe it is. And it's it's around.

Right? Yes. So you have to stop then proceed with caution. Okay. I've never stopped.

I just kept going just because I've mentioned to a land. So So you related to the last caller? What? No. I paid all my child support.

So you've gone it down too. Well, My my question. I have a neighbor with this Pinto with a big old motor in it Is his name Carl? Down the road. It it could be old crazy Carl.

Disturbing your peace. Well, he disturbs a lot. I think it is Carl. It is Carl. He just rubs me wrong.

And I know you I didn't catch everything, but you told told him to give it to his neighbor or something. I don't remember earlier in the show. I I missed when he when he called in. But, yeah. So if he's rod that up and down the road, is there anything that I can do?

Oh, don't call your local police. Call me personally. Let me come handle it. Yeah. I would assume that could be some reckless driving or slap him in handcuffs.

Right? Now what if you give it to me? Can I just run it up and down the road? Yeah. You do whatever you want it.

Just make sure you don't add oil. Yeah. You'll end up dropping everything out the bottom. So, I mean, yeah, as far as, hot like, you'd have to be breaking the speed limit, I'd assume, to get in some kind of trouble. Just having an obnoxious vehicle, that's loud And you being obnoxious yourself, I wish that was law.

Oh, me too. Yeah. I think there are a lot of people that I'd be calling you to pick up on a daily basis. You gonna be nuts. It'd be running it up and down the railroad tracks.

That's fine. Oh, shit. That sounds like potentially no. Yeah. You can't be on the railroad tracks.

So I yeah. Just all have a talk with Carl. Yeah. Have a friendly that's where it starts. Right?

Being neighborly. Yeah. There you go. Be like, dude. Right.

You wanna put a muffler on that, bro? Come on. I mean, it sounds great. I I don't have a problem with it. Oh, you just wanna throw Carl under the bus.

Alright. That's cool. Well, you know what? It's like, hey. Yeah.

Well, we appreciate the call, man. And, I hope you have an awesome weekend. Yeah. You too. Thanks, guys.

Right on. Peace. Later. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. We we got enough time for a few more questions, so call us up.

Well, that's cool that there's a new law going into place that, people will actually like, you know, the license plate thing. Pretty rare that that happens in this state. I bring up another one, but I know it set you off, so I don't wanna do that. There's another new one? It's I don't you already know about it.

I do. Yeah. You spoke on it. I've spoke on it. Yep.

The the truck nuts? Yep. They're actually going to implement that. Yep. And then there was silence.

Have I brought my frustrations about daylight saving time up to you ever? If they can just bring truck nuts, why everyone on Earth hates the time change? If they can easily, you know, like, make the library, like, you know, a porn shop where you got a show ID, Maybe I better dump out on that. That'll be in the podcast only version. I understand.

But, yeah, if they could do all these things, why can't they get rid of daylight saving time? Why do we have to change the clocks? Why can't they just do a few things that people are like, yeah. This is awesome. I tried to tell you.

I didn't want to get you off on this tangent on your birthday. Well Oh, we got a caller. So Good. Take your day. Enough.

K Bear, you are live on Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Who's this? Hi. This is Nick Neil. Nick, what's up, man?

What do you wanna know? I I actually have a a random, funny story about something. Let us turn some time over to you. Alright. I'm gonna kick back.

You go. Similar story to what happened with and I cannot remember his name, but the the guy who's next to you? Let's say his name's Victor. Okay. So I have a similar story about what happened with me similar to what what happened with you with the deer.

Oh, yeah. It said, with me, it was a alpaca. So and and what's funny is, so here's the story. So I I live in Idaho Falls right now, but I'm originally from California. Yep.

And a few years ago, I go to the Idaho Falls Zoo. That's a blessed place to wrestle alpacas. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. It was nothing about wrestling.

But, anyway, so I go on to the, Kookaberry Cafe. Yep. Yep. And the alpaca just comes right up to me, and you won't believe what it does to me. Is it radio appropriate?

Yes. Yes. Okay. Good. He sneezes on me.

Get out of here. That's gross. That's No. I'm dead serious. I mean, you can ask any of my friends.

Did you They will literally vouch for me. Did you end up with the bird flu? No. Actually, I did not. But what's funny is I've seen videos of kids doing it on America's Funniest Home Videos, and now I feel like I'm one of them.

Now the other thing that I wanted to ask is, the, those roundabouts. Oh, yes. Let's talk about those for a while. Look to the left. Go.

Look to the left. Clear. Go. So I know I don't I mean, I know I don't think a lot of people know this, but do you know where roundabouts are very popular? California.

Actually, true. But do you know where else? Europe. Yeah. And so what I'm wondering is I'm two for two, baby.

You're killing it. You're killing it. I'm wondering about this. People don't know how to use those properly. Is there, like, a secret to those?

Is there, like, a You haven't been listening to Victor. Yeah. I guess you missed when I said, look left, clear, go. It's the easiest thing ever. They're very efficient.

If you are anti roundabout okay. I still want you to listen to my show. But, when But there's the truth, Victor. I love K Bear one zero one. Well, thank you.

It's one of the best rock and roll music stations I've ever heard. There's only one song that I'm surprised you guys don't play. What's that? Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana. Oh, we play it all the time.

I haven't heard it once. Oh, okay. Well, I'll I'll I'll try to get it on before the end of the show. Okay. Hey.

One more thing, man. Sure. Go. There's nobody else at all. Really your birthday?

Today is really my birthday. Well, happy birthday, man. My birthday is in September. Well, happy, birthday in advance because I I'm forgetful and I'm not gonna remember. Have a good weekend.

You too, man. Appreciate it. Have a good day. Alright. Bye.

Bye. We had some interesting callers today. Some and a lot of them were like new people. Yeah? Yeah.

I'm glad that the word is spreading and that, you know, new people are tuning in. Did you hear anything back from, your friends at the physical therapy office after that one show when you recommended they tune in? And I think I was pretty off the rails. They didn't even listen. What?

Yeah. I told them. That is it. We have had it. Yep.

There's plenty of other physical therapy. I didn't even go back. Good. Yeah. That's right.

If you don't play traffic school in your business, you get no business. Get no business. You go get our business. Alright. Well, that that was pretty fun.

Yeah. That was a fun birthday traffic school. Oh, and the text I was looking at when Peaches was in the room was from my wife telling me to make sure to tell you happy birthday. Oh, tell her if she's listening. Thank you very much.

I really appreciate it. And I hope you guys are doing something fun this weekend. I guess we could do this caller. Just so you know, I I actually Oh, yeah. You're going you're gonna be at the crazy figurine race.

I know you forget about this quite often. It's sitting right here in front of me. So, hey, what are you doing this weekend? Jeez. Like, some kind of sleepy.

I need a nap. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School. Who's this? This is Pete. Pete, what's up, man?

Happy birthday. Thank you. Same to me. Question that I already know the answer to, but I wanna ask it. That way people will hear it, hopefully, and start doing it.

Jam it down their throats. That's right. We we like that. Force it. When you're at a roundabout and even though you have to use your blinker still.

Right? It's a little difficult because you gotta hold it. It'll click off on its own. Yep. Well, you gotta use it before you hit the roundabout.

I mean I think everybody That's perfect. You're going right. Yeah. Or if you're gonna take left in the at the but if you're going four through the roundabout forwards, you don't have to use your blinker. Yeah.

I mean, we've had this question come up before. I think Yeah. It's common sense. Right? If you're exiting the roundabout, you should signal.

Yeah. You should let people know you're coming out, especially if you're in the lane in. Yeah. And you've went around past the exit. Because you're supposed to use your blinker anytime you make a turn.

Turn. Yep. So yeah. Would you but you're not turning if you're just going through, are you? I mean, you're still exiting the roundabout.

You're actually I guess you are exiting the roundabout. Yeah. So I I'd recommend it. You never know if a cop's having a bad day. He's like, there there it is.

Or if it becomes a fender bender culpability. Yeah. And then you get all investigated. The advocates get involved. You know?

True. True. Yeah. Anyway, happy birthday. Hey.

Thank you, man. And, I hope you have an awesome weekend. I will have an awesome weekend. Always do. Alright.

Peace. Thank you. Have a good day. Yeah. It's gonna be, an easy rest of the show because this stack, I'll blow these out for you.

K? I'm gonna get these in the hands of people today. If you if y'all wanna go to the crazy figure eight race, today is your day. Okay. Wait.

What are you doing Saturday? I shoulda drank more of that energy drink before we started this show, apparently. So I I hope the races are good. I, you know, may make it over. There's a chance people could see you.

You got a car for me? I'd find something. Might be fun to embarrass myself on my birthday weekend. It it actually, it it's probably not gonna be all muddy. I might actually, you know, go show those guys what's up.

Yeah. I think that's exactly what would happen. The mud. You know, that's the only reason I didn't win every race. That's why I don't play in the NBA is my shoes.

Yeah. You know? That's totally. It's all about them conditions. Plus, I don't have a jump shot.

Why is everybody calling now? They do every single line's lit up. We said we're done. You got places to be? Yeah.

I right here. Okay. We'll do one more. K Bear. Oh, look at that.

And then they hang up? Is what you're gonna do to me on my birthday? K Bear, you live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? Bobby.

Bobby, what's up? Alright. So you guys were talking about figure eight races and stuff like that. I think they should do circle, traffic circle races, and then you don't know when everybody is leaving the traffic circle. So they just have set number of turns before they have to leave.

Give everybody a random number of laps they got to get. Random number. Nobody has any clue. And then they have to use a turn signal when they have to make it out of the the, circle. So there you go.

Bobby. Think we could solve the training of the surf traffic circle all at one time. You are a guy that thinks outside the box. You think inside the circle. I think inside the circle.

That's awesome. Alright. Well, Bobby, you have a good day. You have an awesome weekend, man. If the world had more Bobby's, we'd have problem solved.

Absolutely. I mean, that that was a easy fix. You know, talk to your buddy, the governor, or whatever. Get the job done. Alright.

Final caller. This is I'm putting my foot down. Kayberry, you're live on Traffic School. Who's this? Oh, I'm honored to be the final caller.

Oh, great, Carl. I forgot to get the plug in about the car show. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday.

I I I wanted to give a shout out to my neighbor. That dude is a mountain of a man. If you stack if you stack sergeant Crane on top of Victor, you'd probably just come barely at the bottom of his chin. Hey. We're not tough, but we're wiry.

Yeah. No. Crap. Hey. Don't underestimate the small guys.

We'll cheat. No. You always always yeah. You always worry about the chihuahua. Rottweiler's cool.

Chihuahua, you gotta worry about. That's right. Bite your ankles. Yeah. Victor's going down.

I need some water. Forgot to take my allergy meds. Shouldn't take that last call. He's going down. Yep.

You guys killed me. Yep. It's going down from here. It was the exhaust for me to up into. No.

So whatever my neighbor needs, I will absolutely comply with. That dude is huge. Nice. Ever. It sound like he walked, tall with a or yeah.

How do they say that walk? Don't ask me. Big stick. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. There we go. Yeah. Watch the dude. There you go.

There you go. Right on. Alright. Well, hey, man. Happy birthday weekend.

You guys have a good one, man. You too, Carl. Good to hear from you, man. See you. Bye.

Alright. Good show. Good show. Boy, we limped through that one. Hide your truck nuts, everybody.

Lieutenant Crane's coming for you. I I just can't wait to see the complaints start popping up when people are getting pulled over. You know what I love about this the most? Out of all the people I know, all of them, you are the last person that would ever put something like that on their backup. But you're worried about it more than anybody.

It's the principle. Alright? It's the principle of the matter. You would never get caught with that on your vehicle. Yeah.

No. No. I've got other stupid things on my on my vehicle, but not truck nuts. Though I did see some cool ones online the other day. They were very they were, like, metal, not, like, made out of metal, but they had, like, spikes on them and stuff.

They were kinda like monster truck nuts or something. They were they were that I would put on my vehicle, but what if they're not human like? What if they're monster style and they have spikes coming out of them and, like, eyeballs and stuff? You know? Then it's not an an anatomically correct.

About it every and every. Then you try to use a big word. Jeez. There it goes. My education.

Yeah. Does it have to be realistic? Yeah. Okay. So then what if, because I know that another thing they wanna ban is, like, you know, fake boobs.

What if they're green? Well, I think you still know what those are. But yeah. But that that's not human like. That's alien style.

I think that would be legit. Every day, I drive from here by not every day. Sorry. Every Friday. I drive most Fridays because I wasn't here last Friday.

Better get this correct. Yes. I leave here, and there's a guy that parks his pickup on the shoulder of the road that I go by, and it says, these make me smile. And is it like a stick figure drawing? No.

It's just the top. Just the top. Yeah. And he goes, these make you know? Yeah.

Makes me smile. So is that gonna be illegal? Yeah. That's gotta come off. Why can't we have any fun around?

There is no one on the planet that is actually offended by boobs. I I I don't care how many people will get online and claim their If I had to look at yours, I'd be offended. They're getting pretty big. Come on. You'd be disturbing my peace.

Well, it's legal for me because they're, you know, they're not modified. They're just real. Alright? I've worked hard for these. It's good to be a man.

I can go outside and show it all off. You ladies though, naughty, naughty. Don't do it unless you're feeding the baby, then it's okay. See see how nonsensical these laws are. What's the difference?

It's hanging out. Okay. You can see it. Am I making you uncomfortable, lieutenant three? I'm just thinking you're the guy that's staring, and we have to counter us for being a pervert in park.

No. That is not true. I don't stare. I'm just pro boobs. I make sure I take a good look.

You know? We've got the advocates. I'm an advocate for boobs. Alright? I think they're good.

And if that's a controversial statement, I'm sorry. It's my birthday. It's my birthday, and I can say that. Alright, everybody. Travis goes out with the advocates.

We'll be back, next week with another fine edition of this program. So, I'll see you then, Lieutenant Crane. Excellent. Traffic School is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To get more info on the show or to contact us, hit up our website, riverbend media group dot com.