The Viktor Wilt Show

Yeah. Thanks for telling me that story, Lieutenant Crane. Feeling pretty good about myself at 43. You know. I always like to brighten your day.

Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. It's been fantastic. Been fantastic so far.

Till I slap you upside down. It's like, you are worthless. What a loser. You get paid what you are worth. Jade, you need to give me more money.

That's why you go to school, kids, I guess. That's right. That's why you go to school. Why didn't somebody tell me about this so I can make some money? Oh.

Wait a minute. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I had no idea.

Good for him. I hate his guts. I do hate his guts. Never even met the man. I know.

Whoever he is, I hate his guts. I mean, I was hoping I had to, you know, a little bit of a way out with your, you know, hiring and I wouldn't have to do the physical fitness test, but it that that ain't gonna work out either. You're stuck with Jade. You won't give me enough money. It's It's hard to threaten him when you have no place to go home.

I know. I've got no leverage. Listen, buddy. I'll quit if I can find some place. Soon as I find another job, I'm out of here.

Somebody foolish enough to take me. That's you'd have to be. You'd have to be pretty foolish. So do you have a a good week? It's getting better now.

I'm making fun of you. Yeah. Yeah. I've been waiting for you to get here all day because it's been a rough show. I figure if you're in here, it's gotta go a little bit better.

We can only hope. So, yesterday not yesterday. A couple days ago, I was reading this list online of, things that, men won't do because it's too girly, and we were taking calls about it. One of the things that I read online was somebody said that their, you know, husband or boyfriend would not go on another man's boat. He said he said that, you know, that's if you go on another man's boat said your wife will let you.

So now I finally, after all these years, have an excuse. Next time you ask me to go voting. I can't. Sorry, dude. I'm too manly for that.

I don't go on another man's boat. Alright? What if I tell you my wife's name is what's on the title? Okay. If it's her boat.

What a conundrum. I don't know. Yeah. That's a hard argument. That's a hard tell.

Listen, honey. I am not going. You're gonna have to take your bikini and yourself and go. The boat owner's like, please don't do this to me. Yeah.

I thought about that right when I walked in this morning, and then I forgot what I was going to ask you about, and I yelled at myself on air for forgetting. And then thankfully, right before you got here, it just popped into my head. Oh, yeah. If I went on your boat that would not be manly of me so you're too manly too manly to go on your boat yeah it was a fun fun topic I think I talked about that way too long because there were some really funny ones on there really funny so anyway, everybody, we're gonna kick off some traffic school powered by the advocates here in just a few minutes. So you should get those questions ready and join us for the show.

(208) 535-1015. Anything you wanna ask, the law. The law is in the house. Right. They're here.

And even in uniform. So I think we've gotta make a video about right turn on red for, the life in Idaho Falls Facebook group. You know? Today's the day. Yeah.

And it'll be real fast video. Hey, Lieutenant Crane. What's the role? And then I'll just go post it. And, yeah, we don't have to get fancy set up webcams or, you know, I'll just film it with my cell phone and aggressively post it in their, their little group on Facebook.

There you go. So people, call us up. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for. Traffic School powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. What is happening, lieutenant Crane?

Well, the weather's kinda going south on us today. Yeah. It's a great weekend for camping from what I've heard. Josh is currently taking a bunch of people on a a weekend long hiking trip up, Palisades Creek. Did you, send back a denial on your request?

Because I never got mine. Yeah. Yeah. I was a RSVP. No.

Yeah. Hiking in the mountains not for Victor. Yeah. Well, you know, I, I can do some of it. I like hiking up to, like, you know, the Lower Lake and then being cranky on the way back.

You know, I got about a 10 mile limit on, walking in a day. And he was telling me about their itinerary and I'm like, dude, that sounds horrible. They're gonna go like 26 miles or something. And I mean, it's supposed to be like 30 degrees for the low here in town. Yeah.

Over the weekend. I'm like, have fun sleeping in a tent, dude. Yeah. Good luck, buddy. K, Bear.

You're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? How's it going, boy? Doing pretty good. What's up?

So my name is let's look. My name is being put out by a computer. Yeah. I was gonna say, you gotta up the AI game. You gotta type quicker.

They've got some new program out there that really works well. Either that or your phone's cut now, but try again. Oh, yeah. It's it's it's def it's definitely a phone. I'm I've worked in construction.

This thing's been battered so much. My name is Chris, and I had a question about the bigger rigs, you know, the long haul truckers and whatnot. I see a lot of people throwing fits about trucks just kind of driving down the road. I see tons of videos every day of people pulling out in front of them. Do trucks have, like, any special extra right of way, or is that just something that you just common courtesy?

Well, one thing is they have follow the same rules of the road as any cars, but common sense tells you they're rolling down the road at 80,000 pounds. So they're not gonna stop as fast. They're not gonna speed up as fast, and they're definitely not gonna move maneuver as well. So common sense and courtesy would tell you give them some room and some space and be kind. I mean, without trucks, we don't eat we don't there's a lot you don't have your computer in front of you to mess with AI.

There's a lot of things that don't happen. That's right. After Fair enough. Fair enough, man. After the first time I pulled a camper, it totally changed my perspective on anybody towing anything and making sure to give them a lot of room.

Cause yeah. If you have to slam on your brakes when you're pulling something that is not good, it doesn't shut down quite as fast. Does it? No. No.

It's something behind you pushing you forward towards those other people at high speed. And it makes your eyelids will go white on. Yes. So, yeah. Yeah.

Give them extra space. You know, I'm I know when they're both side by side on the freeway, it's annoying. But Yeah. A little bit. Little bit annoying.

Like, one quarter of a mile an hour off. Yeah. It's like, dude, just pick it up a tiny bit, please. The problem is they're both governed. Oh, that's it.

Yeah. So they're both governed. So what Why do one of them slow down? A guy in the right lane slow down for a second. Let the other guy pass.

Because he's trying to make a living. Race. Yeah. He's trying to make a living too by the mile. You might have been if it's by the mile.

Okay. So, you know, the more miles you do in an hour, you gotta go max speed. I guarantee slowing down for two seconds isn't gonna make that big of a difference. It's like, you know, how much faster do you get there going five miles per hour over the speed limit? Me ask you something.

If you were a truck driver, I know you would just be giggling to yourself if you had two trucks blocking the lane in a Totally. Totally. So it's which shoe is the foot on? I mean, which trucking company do you think operates in this manner? Of course, it's Victor Wilt's trucking company.

Did you forget that I own a trucking company? We talked about this a while back. You would just be so happy. You'd be like, oh, look what I'm doing to them. I do enjoy being an irritant.

That's for sure. You know? Every once in a while confirm that. Well, yeah. Good question, man.

But there's no laws on the books that say, hey, you have to be a better driver around semis than other cars. Gotcha. Gotcha. Well, thanks, guys. I appreciate it.

Hey. Thanks, man. You'd be a good driver at all times. Yes. Try to do it year round.

It's preferable. Gotcha. I'm a perfect driver, man. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Anyway, I gotta get going.

Alright, sir. You have a good day. Hey. Sorry. We're on your time.

I got a job. I'm construction man. That's a great caller. He hung up and everything. I didn't have to hang up on him.

Fantastic. Yeah. He's had his he had enough of us. If we could have every caller operate that way today, that'd be great. You call, ask your question quick, say I gotta go, and then get.

I think you're missing one part. Just get callers. And we got them coming in. Okay. I'll prove it right now.

Hi, caller. You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah, what's up, dude?

I was just listening to that. You know, I I I drove truck for quite a while, and one of the one of the biggest things that people overlook is these companies govern these these trucks for efficiency and safety. What did I tell you, Victor? That's, that I mean, that that really is the biggest problem when there's two of them sitting next to each other. One's governed at 67, and the other's governed at 70.

It takes them a long time to pass. And, like like, Sergeant Crane said, momentum, it makes a big difference. Oh, yeah. You you lose your momentum and and and you know? But I am definitely one who gets a little angry when I'm stuck behind a truck doing 65 and a 80.

I I hear you, man. That's why the guy on the right, you might not be able to speed up, but you can slow down, buddy. Let that other guy pass. To die. Right.

Right. I appreciate it. I just wanted to call in and and chime in on that because that's kind of a not, a misunderstood part of of highway stuff with trucks. Yeah. I mean, I had been told that at one point, but, I can't remember anything.

So it was news again to me today. So decisions made when he was a teenager. Don't be like me, kids. What's your long term memory? Don't get old.

That's the, that's the key. Yeah. It just happens to you all of a sudden. You're like Yeah. No.

No choice. So annoying. Well, appreciate it. Have a great day. Hey.

You too, man. Have a great weekend. Yes. Thank you. You too.

K Bear, your live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Sunday. Sunday. Sunday.

Yeah. Come and bring your car out and get it rained on. Yeah. Bad weekend for a car show, Carl. Oh, man.

I know. Hey. The weather's gonna be great, though. I don't know. I'll take those sixties all day long.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I could have it anyway mid sixties year round, perfect for me. And I'll still stay inside.

Carl. Yeah. Carl. Carl. Carl.

I got something I need to tell you. Just this morning just this morning before I come to the traffic school, drop the '65 Mustang off to get it detailed. Nice. Yes. Yeah.

Oh, you're coming in on Sunday is what you're saying. Sunday. Yeah. Do I gotta come to the poker? What's that?

Yeah. KeyBank, KeyBank, Wells Fargo. Do I get an ice cream? Oh, absolutely. Wendy's is right across the street.

Do I get a snow cone? And knowing the crew I saw at the car show gathering I went to, they probably got something in the trunk for you too, Lieutenant Craig. Nice cold nice cold one. Hold one. They say that's called a 16 ouncer.

Cold and frothy. That's right. Maybe I'll leave it and let Victor drive it down. Yeah. Let me let me cruise around.

I I I'd I'd love to just cruise around in a sweet ride. Be like, look how cool. Oh, man. So, speaking of trucks, I got a question about trucks. How high can I be in my truck and still be legal?

You're you can't that's against the law in Idaho. High at all is illegal. You can't be high and drive. That's intoxicated driving. That's called d u Exactly.

I was gonna ask you how many of those 16 ounces can you knock back before you can drive home? Oh, enough. His car show, buddy. Shut up, Carl. Shut up, Carl.

We're trying to have a good time. Don't invite the cops. Yeah. You know, most parties are real fun until the off duty guy shows up. Yeah.

Hey. Right. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Slide everybody to the back. I bet Code four. Code four. I bet I bet you're great on fourth of July just going from house to house to house.

Right? Oh, yeah. We're doing the fireworks show, and you guys need to start preparing for that, look at the maps, and see what your game plan's gonna be. Right. For In N Out.

Yep. Yep. Melaleucafreedomcelebration.com, I believe. Yeah. If you know Or no.

Freedom celebration. Freedom some. Yeah. Freedomcelebration.com. And if you know which way you wanna go out in the evening after the fireworks show, please look at the maps, figure out which parking lot you wanna be in so you're not in the wrong one to get home later that night.

Yeah. I'll give everybody a tip too. You know, everybody likes to roll in early and park really close to where the fireworks are. It's the dumbest move you can make. Park as far away as humanly possible and as close I always park right next to the exit.

Right. So it tips my victory. That's right. You know? And then I walk out, and I'm one of the first to leave.

You know? Git. Oh, every concert I go to, I am the last spot by the exit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. If you're at USANA oh, jeez. Yeah. Park as close to the exit as possible.

You ain't going anywhere. Oh, yeah. No doubt. Yeah. So, anyways, yeah, back in the late eighties, early nineties, the man need to talk about your past.

I know. I'm old. I'm old. So we had the devil's lettuce. Where all my coworkers were born.

So, yeah. Down in Reno, 94 Jesus. Nevada passed a lot. Yeah. No.

No. No. So We don't talk about those houses. That's another thing that's not or that's not legal in Idaho, Carl. That's okay, Nevada.

Idaho is different story, Carl. Wherever you laid your head down, that's up to you. Yeah. So, I I mean, how how high can you have your tires? I mean, Reno, you could pick up these trucks all day long for $5 because Nevada passed a law that your bumper could not be more than, what was it, two and a half, three feet off the ground.

And, you know, everybody had gone through the whole Bigfoot craze. You know? Everybody had gone through and just built these massive trucks. So how high can your truck be? Do you have do you have if you have mud flaps, is that still good?

Well, we go off bumper size just like you're saying Nevada does. It's, and I don't know what the inches are. You could look it up, but it's bumper height, front and rear end. And then once you raise it and it's no longer stock, then you have to start thinking about mud flaps that can't be any more than 11 inches off the pavement. Okay.

Yep. Yep. No doubt. Sweet. I'm gonna I'm gonna throw that Corvette on a blazer frame and Oh, yeah.

Wait, guys. It's gonna be done one day. Oh, man. Kramer. Levels.

Levels, Jerry. I'm gonna do levels. Oh. Yeah. The bet's off.

I can't believe you had a TV reference. It's amazing. Carl and, yeah, Kramer. Remind me a lot of you too. Gonna do it.

Do it. Oh, doesn't mean I'm gonna do it today. Nope. Not today. Maybe tomorrow.

Well So you you showing up on Sunday, mister Crane? No. Victor's gonna bring it down. Yeah. I'm cruising cruising cruising the Mustang down.

It's gonna be awesome. Right on. Sweet. Looking forward to it, man. I can't wait to see that sweet ride.

Alright. I'll be there. Right on. Alright, Carl. I'll I'll have the ice cream waiting.

Awesome. Well, you have a good weekend, Carl. Alright. You guys too. We'll talk to you soon, man.

Alright, man. Peace. Alright. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Yeah.

We were talking about, the freedom celebration coming up here. Couple weeks. Yep. Looking like if the weatherman's correct, gonna be a toasty day. Oh.

I mean, you I'm sure we're outside yesterday. Yes. I was. It sucked. It was not great.

My wife is a beautiful, wonderful woman, and, she puts on a celebration for the July 4, and we have many people show up. That's right. You you told me about that. Never invited me. Usually, those invites go out on the boat.

But you're too manly. I'm too manly to go on a boat with another man. Alright? I don't go on another man's boat. Alright?

Yeah. I'm a real man. So I gotta set up and get ready for the fourth of July all day yesterday in that heat. Oh, yeah. Brutal.

Brutal. Yeah. I mean, my July 4, I'm usually tiny bit busy. You know? Just a tiny bit.

K, Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Shane. Shane, what's up, dude? Oh, not much.

Just got a quick question for you. Can you give me some guidance or laws on ebikes, electric scooters, electric dirt bikes? When and where can they be ridden? Oh, this is gonna get interesting because I may own a few myself in the city that I live in or near. You call that a city?

I don't know if I may be part of this problem or the solution, but, they're gonna be coming up with an ordinance because they are becoming so popular. And, a lot of the surrounding areas are gonna do the same thing. So there will be some guidance laid out. Why are you ruining everybody's fun by your antics when you're off duty? Riding your people bikes around, getting, you know, causing a ruckus in your little small town out there.

I you're a troublemaker. When my wife come home and said, and she learned this at the hairdresser shop. Right? She said, well, it sounds like an ordinance is coming down. I I can just as you guys are talking about the Melaleuca fireworks, I can tell you an electric dirt bike sure made my escape route pretty quick last year.

Now those are not allowed, are No. That, now I can answer that question. Inside the contained area, electric bikes, any bikes not allowed. I also got told that last year as well. Yeah.

So I won't be doing that again this year. Yeah. But I wanna go back to my problem. That's right. Yeah.

It's this should be about me. So my wife brings me this bad news. Right? And I said, well, hon, if we can't go in and tear it down, we might as well sell them because that's the only fun part about having these. Yeah.

Right? So Exactly. Anyway, they're getting popular. There's more and more. So if you do have them, you're writing them now, you're taking advantage of it, use some common sense.

There are people that don't like you to go buy them at thirty, thirty five miles an hour in a wheelie stand. Right? Because they think it's unsafe. Right? No matter how much control you think you have, buzz them by business doors in a wheelie, probably is not the best.

Tearing up city property on them, probably not the best. But, yeah, they're gonna come out with an ordinance, in most areas around here with the population growing that will give us some guidance. Awesome. I I appreciate it. Hey.

Thanks for the call, man. And, yeah. Enjoy them while you can. That's right. I'll go invite them today.

That's our government. Just ruining all our fun. That's right. Use it while you can. Yep.

Well, thank you. Alright. Thank you. See you. Peace.

Alright. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Who's this? Hi. My name is Ryan.

How Ryan, what's up, dude? Well, I got a pretty, particular question. So let's say I'm out of the desert, coming back in on Broadway, and I'm going south on I 15. Well, we've got this on ramp here. And for this on ramp, there is a stoplight.

There is a painted white line, but there is nothing else that would, merge in with this lane. You know, there's no other hazard that would make it seem like, you know, it's a it's an important place to stop in order to prevent an accident from happening. So am I still required to come to a full stop before I pull onto this on ramp? I have brought this up to our engineers multiple times. Yeah.

This question's come up before about that particular, stoplight. Unfortunately, by law, you have to stop and then proceed with caution because it is a red bulb. Yeah. So right now, that's the case. I'm working on that.

Yeah. With how many people are on the road, anything we can do to improve efficiency a little bit. Yeah. Can't you just paint the white line black? I don't know why.

Simple as that? There's it just needs to have a yield. Right? Yeah. A yield sign.

But there's not even anything to yield to because you got the right away. That's true. Top of I 15. Yeah. So it should just be a free flow.

Yeah. So, anyway, he's working on it. Gonna get this taken care of one of these years. Alright. Well, thank you very much.

Hey. Thanks, man. You have a good day. Hey. You too.

Peace. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for Traffic School powered by the advocates. Okay. So I hadn't heard about new ebike and scooter ordinances, but I I have heard that there are a bunch of new laws coming into effect at the beginning of the month. What what are some of the others people might wanna be aware of?

Gonna make Carl and his buddies happy. If you buy a car that does not have a front plate bracket or means of putting a plate on, you no longer have to have to front plate in Idaho. I made Ben's day from the advocate's injury attorneys by, by telling him about that one. He was very stoked. And there's not there's not a whole lot.

There's some. You know what I'll do next Friday? I'll bring bring in my list. Okay. Because I thought thought somebody said something about, like, some kind of a helmet law changing.

I I don't know. I I saw people talking about stuff online, but you know me into remembering things. Yeah. Terrible at it. Bad decisions when I was a youth.

Yep. You know? It was all that school. It's rotted my brain. (208) 535-1015.

The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. This might have been what caused. Lieutenant Crane's got his phone out here trying to show me something. Okay. What are you doing?

That's what people are getting concerned about from what I understand. Yeah. What what kind of teenagers are causing such a ruckus in Saint Anthony? You really are a troublemaker. Hey.

I didn't know it was gonna offend people to have people set in a line with a camera as filming as I jump forward top level. Yeah. You're setting a great example. Obviously For the community. Not.

But I'm not surprised at all. One of those things that I thought, this is a great idea. And then I'll find out later it really wasn't. You know, with some of the videos you've shown me of you jumping things, I I'd sometimes wonder how you've made it this long. You know?

I wouldn't jump in place. The hard part's talking those four or five people into set, and they're going, no. Trust me. I think that. It's a crutch of maniac.

Hot clear. You promise. Oh, that is too funny. 2085351015. Come on.

People ask us some questions about the law. I know you got questions. Trying to think if I have any, but I already, you know, talked to you about being too manly for being on the boat. And I can't remember what else, you know. I I find stupid stuff throughout the week and go, I gotta remember to ask lieutenant Crane about that.

I got a question for you. Okay. I got answers. At what point is it called harassment when your work, peers are messing with you? I hear there's some kind of problem with the light switch outside this studio.

I I was very upset when the lights turned on. I like my my, space to be a certain way. I've never noticed that about you. Very particular. I like it my way and no other way.

That's right. My way or the highway. And that's why my studio is the furthest away from everybody. Yep. Kay Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates.

Who's this? Hey, it's Tucker folks. How's it going today? Stepper folks? I I don't know what he said.

Tucker folks. I'm sorry about that. Okay. So what's up? That's Man, y'all just got a giggle fits today.

Yeah. Anyway, I got a question about, I need a translator. Lane splitting. Lane splitting. Hold on.

I I can find someone to talk better. Hold on. No. No. We love you.

We can talk to him. No. Hey. I think, this is Skeletor is gonna come our way next. Hey.

Sorry about that, guys. So, hi. Hi. We want to talk to Tucker. Tucker's Tucker's a bit countrified.

Perfect. We wanna talk to Tucker. I was like, have you heard Lieutenant Crane's accent? Yeah. I'll give him back to him.

Oh, yeah. They wanna talk to you. I'm glad I got this cup of coffee. Okay. Y'all gonna laugh at me again?

That's our job is to make fun of you. That's that that is fair. That's fair. So I I did actually have a question about lane splitting, though, because I see a lot of folks, you'll be sitting in a lane like a stoplight. There's no, like, right turn lane.

They'll just pull right up next to me where you couldn't even swing your door open. Otherwise, you just leave a nasty dent in it. I don't know if Idaho's got any of that stuff. I know some places got it for, like, motorcycles and whatnot. Yeah.

So the answer to that is lane splitting on motorcycles is illegal in Idaho. So but let's talk about your question when they pull up your to your right passenger door, to make a right hand turn. If you're in a straight through lane and there's enough space between you and the curb for them to come in, stop, and proceed with caution, and make a right hand turn, that's legal. Oh, that's good to know. Yep.

But I just had a couple of folks just sneak up on me, scared the living daylights out of me. What is upsetting to me, we talked about trucks earlier where they just run side by side is when this person knows they're in an intersection with a heavy right hand turn flow and they don't hug the divider line and they hug the other side and block it off, you just wanna push them out of the way. Or stop, get up, smack them around. I'm glad it's not only me. Could you think of somebody besides yourself?

So I would need to sell more push guards. That's right. Hey, Tucker. Where are you from originally? Where am I from?

Yep. Besides your mother. See, I had that joke all rolled up. Now I gotta actually give you an answer. Yeah.

I'm I'm I'm And Tucker's not South Carolina. South Carolina. Yep. South Carolina. Yeah.

Well, thanks for listening. No problem, David. I don't believe I don't believe you, Tucker. I said, you can you cannot blame me all you want there, Victor. You can let not blame me all you want.

But, you know, nobody's trust no DJs these days. Well, you shouldn't. I know DJs. I'm just guessing. If you was to called in and I had to guess without being in this station, what's the radio station you listen to?

It wouldn't have banned K Bear. Hey. We got a lot of listeners to call in and talk like this. You be surprised. Just because you talk like this don't mean you don't like rock and metal.

Alright? This is not I just turned it I just turned it off in the mornings. I'm here for Lieutenant Crane. I ain't here. What?

What do you think? Man, I really like you, Tucker. I gotta tell you, Tucker. You get it. You get it.

Alright. Y'all have a good day now. You too. See you. You know whose show this is, boy?

That right is my show, and you're lucky I didn't hang up on you, fool. Alright. 2085351015. The number to call for Traffic School powered by the advocates. Let's see.

We've talked about the fireworks. I mean, illegal fireworks. The ones that bother you. I just hate them so much. You know?

It's so distracting. So distracting. They're not fun at all. What do people need to be aware of even though nobody seems to care? K.

So all of us have been through, like, the fourth or fifth grade. So we can read the words safe Speak for yourself. So any fireworks you set off within the city limits needs to be safe and sane, or in Idaho, actually, safe and sane. And when the cops come and say, we don't wanna come back here again tonight, they really mean that. Yeah.

Yeah. If they give you a warning, you should always accept it and, stop that behavior. K, Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? My name is Nathan.

Nathan, what's up, dude? Hey. I have a question. I have worked for a delivery company, and there are times that I have to stop on busy roads that we have our hazards on. And then what is the law for traffic moving over so I don't get run over in the middle of this?

Sounds like you're driving right now, making a living. Well, I'm headed to work right now. Okay. Well, the law would be is course. Yeah.

You guys are doing these deliveries in town, city streets. Correct? Yes. Yeah. So you gotta pull as far over to the curb as you can, put your cone out, put your hazard lights on, and only block the lane as, the least amount of time as possible.

But as far as there are laws saying that traffic's gotta do anything special for you, there's nothing in on our books at this time. Right? Common sense would tell you if there's a cone out and the truck's parked there and the hazards are on, probably ought to move over, ride a bike safe and slow. But as you and I both know, we actually have a law that says they gotta do that out on the interstates and highways for us, and they still don't do it. So Yeah.

No. I I understand. I used I used to be a tire tech for Luvs, and they don't get over for nothing. No. Yeah.

And, yeah, if you're on the side of the freeway and, you know, somebody barrels past you at 80, it it's kinda scary. Yeah. Let me just give you a little Oh, yeah. Tell me about I told my boss one time, you're lucky I came back with all my tools. I almost checked in.

I'm like, oh, I'm coming traffic. Yeah. I'm I'm moving over. I'm glad you didn't do that. I'm like, well, I mean, these guys are trucking.

They figured they'd do it over for you, but they don't. I would give you this advice always, like, when you're riding a motorcycle. You be the one paying attention. Oh, of course. Because I was just wondering because sometimes they come in with, like, inches of just sideswiping me even when I just pop out of my vehicle.

I got video actor I got several videos at my office where we've got cars that have come by and sideswiped mirrors off while we got drooper stat in there. Oh, jeez. Yeah. Try to try to be courteous, everybody. If you can move over, move over and give people some space.

You know? Because it let's pretend it's COVID again. There you go. Six feet. Give us six feet.

Let's go six feet. That'd Now we're gonna get a call. You're a COVID. Damn, Prada. You can't tell me to say six feet away from somebody.

Wear an old mask. Sound like the Joe Rogan podcast to this day. Ready? Alright, man. Well, it's a good question.

Be safe out there. And, everybody else, just be courteous. Give people some space. Great. Alright, man.

Your time, gentlemen? Yep. Have a good one. K Bear, you are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this?

He, you crazy girl, James. Oh, come on. Oh, man. I can't even catch a break for these guys. This guy.

God. Victor and I was like, we got that call out of the way. Now we can move forward. And and you thought he was done. Hey.

I got a quick question about noise ordinance. I know it's 10:00, generally in the summertime, but on July 4 No. It's only 09:14 right now. Yeah. I I'll tell you something I learned about noise ordinance, Carl, being in a band.

Right. The cops can show up at any time of the day. And the worse you are, the more often they show up. No. July, we set up a band in my garage.

We had, like, 50 people over there. We had, like, seven drummers, five guitarists, like I mean, it was literally musical chairs. And the third time the chaos came back, they said, we really, really don't wanna have to come back. And that was only I was, like, 11, and my whole neighborhood, it's like little Baghdad. Everybody's lighting up mortars, and they didn't care about that.

They were told told us to cut the amps. Now how good were the bands that were playing? It it started off good, but once people started drinking, it progressively got a little sloppy. I think you're going off my grandpa's advice. He said, if you can't play good, play loud.

Exactly. Right. Oh, man. So on on July 4, there's no leniency towards the noise ordinance or Listen, Carl. The rules are the rules.

The law is the law. Yeah. I think, after July 4, you're not supposed to set off fireworks. So, technically, midnight? Well, Idaho Falls.

Right? But Yeah. Even that's that's the reason the fireworks presentation quits when it does. It doesn't go any longer is because of ordinances and and things of that nature. So they get, like, thirty three minutes, and they shut her down.

Yep. It's very precisely timed as I know. Because you have been in charge. I have. I have run that audio myself.

You are the man. That's right. I'm the best. Very busy man on the July 4. Oh.

Oh, yeah. So I hope you guys Carl. I I hope you guys enjoy all the fun you get to have with all the work I put into it, Carl. Did you say that? You tell me about Austin in your life.

You tell Carl I lost him. He's like, oh. Oh, cool. Yeah. Thanks for the enthusiasm for all my hard work.

Reminded me of Jade. Carl's already been into that 16 ounces. He's like, cool, dude. I worked really hard for this community on the July 4. All I want is to thank you, Carl.

I want to Carl just wants to hug you. I don't go on a man's boat, not a hug a man either. Too manly to hug a man. It's gonna keep getting weirder, Carl. Yeah.

You scared me off the rails. Oh, shit. I got I I I Carl, don't swear on the air. Dude. We know it.

Getting worse. I can only push the dump button so many times before it stops working. Yeah. Oh, man. Hey.

Don't work too hard next week, man. And Of course. God bless you. What about the rest of this day? I was like, I don't wanna work hard any day at any time.

Yeah. Trying to relax. In September, on the fourth, don't work that hard that day. Okay? Okay.

I'll I'll I'll take note. I'll remember that. Kick back, relax a little bit. 09/04/2025. I can relax a little.

Alright. Hey, man. Thanks. Have a good weekend. I'm gonna get I'm out, man.

You have a good weekend too, Carl. This is your friend. Boss is like, no. I'm really on the phone. That's important.

Alright. We'll see you on Sunday. Right? Absolutely. I'm taking Lieutenant Crane's Mustang.

I'm coming down. Nice. Oh, let's tear it up. Yeah. Tear it up.

Well, yeah. Exactly. It's not mine. That's when you get extra crazy. It's like a rental.

How how good is your insurance, mister Crane? And you're just letting him take off of your ride. It sounds like we're about to find out. All right, Carl, again, as a TV mechanic, he's got the ultimate set of tools. Get that reference.

No, no time at Ridgemont. Hi. They go out and he trashed them. Yeah. Oh, I haven't seen that past times.

I haven't seen it since I was like a teenager. And I think one of my, one of my older friends was like, this is a great movie and we watched it, but I don't remember it. And Lieutenant Crane doesn't watch movies. Like I said, I haven't seen it earlier when he made a Seinfeld reference. I was so confused because I've asked him about a million TV shows and movies.

Levels, Victor. Levels, man. Levels. Alright, Carl. Well, good to hear from you.

Alright. I went up to the weekend, man. Oh, I know. Not to do it. Yeah.

See you, man. Alright. Later, man. Well, just today's show was interesting. This is the one that I think I told you today was weird.

Like, it reminds me of you is, I choose not to run. I choose not to hike with Josh. That's right. I will not run. K bear you live on traffic school powered by the advocates.

Who's this double MJ, the embarrassed one. All right. Well, how what's up, dude? What do you wanna know? First of all, I wanted to apologize and forget well, yesterday, I accidentally called you well, I called my girlfriend, your fiance.

You told me what you called your fiance? Your wife called your fiance? No. I told told you what I call my said what I call called you what I called my fiance, babe. Oh, you called me.

The little snicker name that he calls his fiance. I don't remember this. What was it? What did you call me? Babe.

Oh, that's right. That's right. Babe. I'm way too manly to be called babe by another man. Alright.

I won't go on your boat, and I won't hug you. But I do wanna I do have a question, though. I'm glad you called to apologize because he was venting about that earlier. I was so mad. So angry.

Sorry. Go ahead. What's your question? Is it appropriate to call the nonemergency number to get the traffic laws of a state? I I'll tell you what.

Rather than call a nonemergency number, we got a thing that come out a couple years back called Google. Oh, yeah. Just type it in there. I think I remember that guy. Yeah.

Insight Insight guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very intelligent.

Lots of info. Or you call traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorney. You call them next week, and it'll even be better. Yeah. Next week's gonna be be a grade a if we keep it keep it up at this rate.

You come up with a good traffic question. Yeah. Yeah. K. So your homework for the week is to come up with a question and to call us back.

Alrighty. Alright. Thanks, babe. Tell your fiance hi. Okay.

I will. Bring your wives. Oh, from Victor. Settle down. Hey, babe.

Victor want me to say hi. Alright. So let's go talk to you later. Alright. See you, man.

Alright. Let's try one more. Yeah. Let's yeah. We gotta be we gotta do better.

Crazy Carl, what's up? No. Who's this? I I I, wanted to spice it up, talk about roundabouts. Oh, the caller, we lost him.

I don't know what happened. Your phone cut out, buddy. Call us back. Sorry. We've you know, and it's about time for the show to be over.

Look, laugh, and go. Yeah. You know, the weather out there can interfere with the cell signals and things. Yeah. There's some calls.

Clouds. That's why you need to get t satellite by T Mobile. Hi. You're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this?

This is Josh. Will you tell all those people in the background to shut up? Shut up. Yeah. That's you.

Oh, well, that's not bad advice. Perfect. You can easily make us shut up. Just, yeah, turn us off. That's not bad advice.

I detail cars, and I had the radio on. Yeah. Well, we appreciate you. Are you doing my cars? For a fee.

No. No. Right now. What's that? You're obviously, you're not the one doing my car.

No. No. Probably not. Too expensive. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It would be. So what's up? So I have a question.

I've seen on my way home from work yesterday, and I called it in, a guy caught jumped over the guardrail at John Hall's bridge and ended up it looked like he was gonna jump into the river. How big of a deal is that? To me, it sounds pretty serious. Yeah. That's something to call about.

It depends on are they doing it? Are they in a swimming suit? They're gonna swim? Or are they doing it because they have an issue? He was just in shorts and a shirt, but he jumped over it with, like, enthusiasm, and it it looked like he was gonna jump in.

I I got off at the exit, so I couldn't see what actually happened, but I'm assuming he wanted to jump in. The river is extremely dangerous. I've had a couple of calls that I've went there and handled, so it's not all it's always a good idea to maybe call that in. Is it against the law? To jump off that bridge?

Yeah. I, yeah. Against city ordinance. Okay. That's what I thought because I knew the other one by KeyBank on Broadway.

I knew there's a sign there, but I don't know if there's one on John Hall's Bridge. Yeah. I don't know if it's marked right there either. But And I can tell you, I've heard of a few not good stories that came from jumping into the river. Oh, I I I know.

I would never do it. That river's dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. Very, very dangerous.

So yeah. I just wanted to know if it was like a major fine or something. Yeah. I don't know. But, you know, just for safety reasons, I'd, you know, call it in.

I saw, you know, just in case I did. Oh, good. Good. Good. So Well, right on, man.

I was just, I was just wondering. Well, we appreciate the call today and, hope you have a good weekend. You too. Thank you. Alright.

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