The Viktor Wilt Show

Partying with the cops. Hi. Partying with the cops. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Get it on.

Getting crazy with the cops down here. We're crazy on Sunny Side. Alright. It's gonna get weird up in here today. I like it.

(208) 535-1015 is the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. How has Lieutenant Crane been this week? Man, I tell you what, I've been earning my money. Been busy. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. People are out enjoying the summer. I I see that. I haven't really been one of them, but I did finally get my yard mowed. Oh, nice.

Nice. I'm very proud of myself. And I don't know if you noticed. There's a little bit of rope construction going on. And I you know, I gotta give a shout out.

They've been, like, knocking this stuff down fast. Yeah. You know, it it's been pretty amazing. I know I give a lot of grief. What's wrong with you, Katie?

Keeping a comment compliment. I don't know. I'm feeling weird, man. Feeling weird. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates.

Who's this? Mark. Mark, what up, dude? Good morning, Victor. First name, last of Mark.

Mark. Get it right. Crazy. Yeah. I had a question about air horns.

What's the, I guess, limit, I guess, decimal wise? Well, somebody's gonna call and call me out on this. Yeah. I'm ready. I'm ready.

I was gonna say, I might know a guy who's got a train horn in his truck. And he just gotta know when to use it. Right? Just when the little old ladies are nearby. That's a good legal time to use it.

No. All vehicles come with a stock horn that are legal. Anything above a certain decibel being, put in after manufacture is illegal. I don't know what that is off the top of my head, but when you start talking train horns, that's past maximum. But they're so fun.

But they're nice. Want a foghorn to to see through all the cars in front of me. Oh, a foghorn would be just as fun as a train horn. That would sound like a be wild, but it would just be Yeah. That'd be killer.

You know, we actually have a vibrating foghorn in our patrol cars to clear intersections. Really? Yeah. Wow. You gotta show me.

Let's go and grab the streets. It actually works pretty good because people don't necessarily hear the sound, but when they feel that vibration, they pay attention. Yeah. Alright. At about 3PM every afternoon, could you, you know, drive in front of me on Sunnyside?

Absolutely. Escort you home. Alright. Thank you. Alright.

Well, Mark, good question. And, yeah, just don't get caught. Mark. Mark. Yeah.

I I figure if I find the right one, it might not, you know, get me pulled over. So Oh, I think it's in it. I mean, I'd be doing a beneficial Yeah. Nothing nothing we'd like to do more than visit with you for a little bit. You gotta shake.

Yeah. You gotta shake things up while you can mark. Cause you know, soon enough, they're gonna be so busy. Just busting people with truck nuts that, you know, you might be able to get away with it. Yeah.

No, I don't have any of those. So thanks. Hey. Thanks, Mark. You have a good one.

You want off the conversation with that? Yep. I am not talking about truck nuts. I am out. K, Mary, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates.

Who's this? This troublemaker. You knew I was gonna call. Troublemaker. Alright.

Well, cause some trouble. Gives gives, the the mechanic train the crap about his air horn. Ah. You're quick on your dial. Oh, as soon as I heard that, oh, I'm gonna get a call about this one.

I said, oh, yeah. Gotta do it. It's always funny when you know the cops are breaking the law. There's nobody under 75 that's heard me honked that horn. They're all 75 and older.

Well and I've I've seen how you behave in the town you live in. You showed me the electric bike video last week. So I I I think people just know you're a maniac. You know? They're just like, alright.

This is just how he is. You gotta put up with it. The scourge is saying everything. Be one to be able to catch one. No.

You gotta yeah. You hear that? I don't think in their head. No. I can't believe it.

Over the years, I've discovered how you could have worked as an undercover officer because you're a troublemaker. Thanks for having a high outlook on me. At first, I'm like, no. You're gonna believe this guy. Hey.

I'm I'm still waiting for my income supplement if you guys brawling in the alley. Hey. So I can still take it to it. Me? Nice.

Well, the last time I said it, you said you would take lieutenant Crane out. Well, you know, I I think I have to take Peaches out, but lieutenant Crane was kinda scared. Kick him in the knee. That's right. You know?

Big guy, you just gotta get him to fall over. Okay. I'll leave the airtime to more productive callers. Oh, yeah. Just wait.

Wait till you see the content I've got sitting around. If we don't get callers, it's definitely, you know, gonna be super productive in education. So Alright. Alright. Have a good one, man.

Peace. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Alright. Lieutenant Crane, I think there was a story the other day from, like, Florida or something that brought up this question, but what is the legality of walking around in public in your underwear? Does it depend what kind of underwear?

Clean or unclean? I guess it doesn't matter. Because if it's unclean, you're disturbing my peace. You'd be disturbing my peace too. I've seen a few YouTube videos recently where I'm like, you know, the prank videos.

I'll say this. I've never been so bored to look up YouTube videos on unclean underwear. Well, okay. If you see a guy running, you know, running down the sidewalk, and it looks like he's, you know, didn't quite make it to the bathroom in time. It's funny.

Yeah. Yeah. Until it happens to you, probably. Have you ever seen the video of the guy? He, like, he'll be in the grocery store, and then he farts, and then he shakes a fake turd out of his pants Oh.

Onto the floor? No. No. I What do you watch on YouTube? Well, I'm actually outside being productive.

Oh, okay. Hey. You know, I'm trying to just enjoy the air conditioning. I I, do come in, and when I do, my exercise regimen, my wife thinks the only thing on YouTube is UFC cage fighting. So So you're just exercising, watching dudes fight?

Yeah. That that that's not surprising. That's better than messing themselves. But I would imagine there have to have been fights where somebody, you know, had neck. Get slam dunked.

Yeah. Yeah. That that can lead to uncontrollable power release. Most of those guys have lost enough weight. They don't have anything left in.

I guess that's true. Usually, they're they're, like, not eating before the fights to try to hit hit the weight. Are there any upcoming fights actually? Because I'm going to fights, today. I got weigh ins tonight at 05:00, and then we fight, tomorrow night at seven in Caldwell.

Oh, Caldwell. Yeah. Right on. Any coming locally? October, I think I heard.

Okay. You're gonna bring me out again? Yeah. Yeah. That was fun.

Sitting there right on the cage. It was crazy. Shaking it, telling you want some of me. Just waiting for that blood to fly all over me. And I even won a bet.

Got you out of your comfort zone. Yeah. It it was it was cool. It was awesome. Okay.

So back to my question. Can you walk around in your underwear in public? There's a lot of things you can't walk around in. As long as you're covering your private parts, you're probably okay. You're probably gonna be checked on.

Right? Because sometimes we might have some concerns about your mental status if you're doing that. Okay. So say you saw me in a Speedo. I would go get you help.

Okay. I know. And then I'd go to the eye doctor and say, can you fix my eyes from what I just seen? Yeah. I mean, I would be definitely doing it to disturb the public.

Yeah. Because when you said Speedo, you had me right there going, oh. Well, I wanted to give you some fun images in your head to start the day. Yeah. If I had the self confidence, I think it would be pretty funny.

Oh. Okay. So long as you're covered, you're good to go. Yeah. Okay.

Alright. Now, Stewart wanted to know about these new black license plates. Have you seen these? Yeah. Yeah.

They got approved. Yeah. Montana's been around them. Utah's been around them. Idaho just approved them.

You know, I gotta ask what why do you have to pay more for those than all the other ones that have, like, fancy designs with little birds and deer? They're just painted black. That's the way to make extra money. I know. Because you know someone like me who wears all black, drive a dark colored truck.

You know I want the black plate. He'll pay more. He'll pay more. Yeah. It's it's expensive.

K. But how about as a spokesperson for the transportation department, you know, we work out some kind of deal. You just give me a plate. Yeah. Just give it to me.

Just give it to me. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Because you gotta pay for it every year.

I'm a freeloader. Yeah. Anything I can get for free, that's totally down for. Because I was eyeing those black plates, but I'm like How much more are they? Well, let's find out since nobody's calling us.

Oh, sorry, listeners. You you don't have to call, but it would be nice. (208) 535-1015. Let's see. I Somebody's gotta have a question.

License plates. I mean, I got more questions than that. Please. Somebody save me. But, I I did see these and thought they were pretty cool because we talked about it before.

But why did they have to put world famous potatoes on it? Couldn't they just put Idaho and Don't you know that that's what we're known for? Yeah. But still, they got a million other places. I thought you'd get that yellow one that says don't tread on me.

That would be pretty funny. Because You're right. That's right up your alley. Driving down the road with that license plate and a big rainbow flag behind my truck would be awesome. I might actually have to do that.

You you shouldn't give me ideas. K, Bear. You're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? My name is Dylan.

Hey, Dylan. What's up? What's your question? So my question is, I was told by a sheriff, it's been probably a year ago or so, if you buy alcohol, is it if it's anywhere within reach of the driver, you can get an open container ticket regardless if it's in, like, a closed package? So you can't get an open container if the container is not open.

Oh, he told me that it's if it's anywhere the driver can reach it, they can write you a ticket for it. Nah. So what he's probably trying to explain to you is if there's an open container in the center console and it gets stopped by the police and then he said, oh, no. This is the passenger's open container. It's not mine.

And we pull you out of the car. We run you through sobriety test. Let's say you blow under. You're not quite a DUI, but you have an alcohol, content of point zero four. So you're not DUI, but you had been consuming.

You can still be cited for open container because it's within your reach. Okay. I thought he was implying that it's any container of alcohol in the car if you can reach it within the driver's seat. No. Not as long as it's sealed.

Now it's always best to keep it away from you. Right? Common practice. But, if it's sealed, you're good. Are you sure you're 21?

I'm 26. You sound pretty young, so I don't know. We're gonna wanna check that. Yeah. I I know.

I my voice is not super deep. Yeah. So Yeah. I know. Everybody can be like, wait.

Just playing. Just playing, Dylan. Sweet. Well Thank you so much. Hey.

Hope you have an awesome weekend, man. Thank you. Thank you so much. See you. K a bear.

You are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hi. My name is Preston. I just had a question.

What's, like, the brightest, brightness of a headlight you're allowed to run-in the truck? So if it states on the package or on the bulb when you buy off road use only, they're obviously illegal. Otherwise, it's, whether it affects the vision of the oncoming driver, coming forward towards you at 500 feet or up behind if you're affecting the vision of the driver coming up behind him at 300 feet. Alright. One more for you.

So if you've got aftermarket headlights on your truck We're gonna talk to you. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but one day. Okay. Aftermarket headlights, holidays.

Oh, okay. Alright. Bye bye. Bye. Appreciate the call.

I guess I answered that before the question was answered. Yeah. Asked. Hey. You know?

Got the info. I'm bad. No. You're all good. Oh, man.

You are on a Well, you said no one was calling, so I was like, oh, it's my shot. Hey. We appreciate it. Yes. And you you called on a great week because Victor's in a very good mood.

That's great. That's awesome. Sleep deprivation. Hope that makes you weird. You know?

Makes makes me nice. I I feel you on that. I feel you on the sleep deprivation. Well, I hope month old waking me up every night. Oh, yeah.

My my cats are driving me nuts. 3AM, just yowling, wanting to go outside. I don't know what their problem is. You might as well just come and sit on my stomach. Yeah.

They won't do that. They just start yowling like a, like, like a hound dog. I'm like, stop it. Yeah. Cats are so cool.

They are really cool. I bet you love the fireworks too, Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've got a new one who's gonna get her, well, no. She was around last, last July 4.

Yeah. She was just baby. So, all right, man. Well, appreciate the call today. Hope you have a good one.

You too. Thank you. Peace. How is Lucy's mom doing? Oh my gosh.

She's a pain. She's a pain. Well, that's, I guess, where Lucy gets it from. I thought she learned it from the other cat. Going from a wild cat to, tame cat.

She wants to be with you all the time. All the time. I I found it so funny when all of a sudden, you just had this cat. Yeah. They couldn't get enough of you.

Just laughing. That's so great. I think that's why she wants to be around me somebody. She's like, oh, look how I'm bothered. Okay.

Let's do your pet count here. So how many, animals do you have right now? Just her. Don't you have a snake or something too? Oh, not me.

My wife. Yeah. Your wife has a snake. Yeah. So you are currently just a guy with a cat.

And I'll listen to you. Now, I do wanna say something funny. So my wife is out weeding the other day, and it's warm. So she decides to take the snake out with her. Okay.

And I just told you that the cat likes to be around every everybody all the time. Right? Oh. Well, my wife doesn't realize for a few minutes, but now the cat and the snake are face to face. Oh.

And I know I saw the snake, but I don't remember how big it was. Is it is it a pretty big one? It's getting bigger. It's probably three and a half, four feet maybe. Okay.

Big enough to take down down a cat? Take me down, I'm afraid. And we had those, reptile people in a few weeks ago, and they had this giant, you know, like, albino python, and they put it around my shoulders. Boy, if you wanna see an embarrassing video of me, watch that video. Showed your manhood.

Man off it. (208) 535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. So, lieutenant Crane, did you see this story about a beekeeper in Spain that was pulled over for DUI? No. I did not.

I would figure these would be the kind of things you, you know, officers would be talking about at the water cooler. You know? We don't get a water cooler. No. Yeah.

It's funny. We, we had a water cooler. Right? We had, the Culligan man or somebody bringing us water every time we needed it. He'd come and check, bring us new jugs of water, and one time our, main office folks over in Meridian coming down a MERS on us, and they're like, where are you getting that water from?

Oh, we're paying for it. Not anymore. You're not Oh. Yeah. So now we get it out of the fountain just like Wow.

Yeah. So we've got a filter on our sink now. Well, I'm glad my tax dollars ain't going for giving you guys no high quality water. Drink it from the tap. Bunch of Well, money spenders.

This story made me laugh, and, it happened to pop up again today, so I figured I'd tell you about it. So this guy gets pulled over for DUI and he's, you know, he's mad. No. It's 1PM on a Friday. Probably had an attorney as a buddy too.

You don't know who I am. You know what? My friend's an attorney. So, you know, when they when they pull him over, he's like, you know, he rolls down his window. They walk up, and he immediately just says, I should have run you over.

Oh. It's a good way to start the conversation with the perfect way. He's really dead on the same playing field. Yeah. You know?

And, you know, then he started threatening him and things like that. Somehow, they allowed the guy to walk to the back of his van. Right? And I I told you what his profession is. He turns the bees loose.

He turned the bees on the cops. He unleashed the bees. And they immediately just swarmed the cops. Yeah. So they had to just run into a nearby restaurant and to them in there.

Yeah. Well, the guy, I guess, he was just kinda hanging. He's a beekeeper. Did he drive away? Let's see.

Let me scroll. I don't remember the end. I just started laughing when the cops ran away getting stung by bees. Yeah. Oh, he did fly flee.

Scene. But he didn't get far. They found him. And, then it says he was released on bail within a few hours. You'd think if you, you know, stick the bees on the cops, that's some kind of an assault on the cops.

Be here. That would be a felony. A felony? Yeah. Getting bond till you see the judge.

I was just wondering if you've ever heard of any stories like that, locally. No. We have had, semis transporting bees crash, and the bees are, like, crazy, and you have to bring in the fire department and foam them down. Or now they have enough people in that profession that they can professionally come and, what do they call it? Fog them.

They come and fog them, and then they can get them back in place. But, yeah, it can get crazy for just a little bit while you're trying to help people out. Yeah. I mean, I I watched a video the other day of a Florida police officer on his first gator call, you know, because that's just something they have to deal with there. Help me.

There's a gator. And he was terrified. It it it was really funny. Yeah. When you talk about him being upset the second you approach the window and he's saying stuff that you're like, oh, he's not happy that we're having this conversation, which nobody really is.

Right? Nobody's looking forward to the cops coming up on a violation. I had one years ago where the guy is just yelling and screaming as I approach the window. And I try to get his stuff, and he's just not having any of it. Right?

So I just said, hey. You know what? I'm gonna go back to my car. I'm gonna spend a few minutes there doing a few things. Gather yourself.

Come back up. We'll start this all over again. Get your act together. Get it together, dude. So I went back, done some, checks and stuff, make sure, you know, this guy didn't have any active warrants or anything like that.

Didn't have his driver's license or anything yet, but just done some identifying things. And when I went back up, he did have he'd calm down, but, yeah, the first approach was not I guess I was number one in his Well, that's how Jade seems to greet me every time I see him. I thought that was friendly. He was holding up one finger and saying you you something. Can you get pulled over for having a headlight out during the daytime?

No. Okay. Because I'm so Now by law, it says operating equipment. Right? So by legality okay.

Is it equipment not functioning correctly? Yes. Is it something you're gonna receive a conviction on in court? No. Okay.

One thing I would stress to all law enforcement is don't write a say citation if you can't win it in court. That's a good point. Just because you can, don't mean you should. Alright. Right?

And so, yeah, is it failure to have good orderly working equipment? Yes. Is it something that a judge or a jury is gonna convict somebody on? Absolutely not. Alright.

I'm just curious because, one of my neighbors texted me the other day and was like, you have a taillight out. And I was like, oh, thank you. Thank you for letting me know. So yesterday, I fixed the taillight, you know, put in two new bulbs. Oh, by yourself?

You're getting to be a big boy. I know. I even had to take the whole fixture out and everything. You know, I had to get some tools out. I'll I'll tell you the rest of it in a minute.

I'm just I I was mad this morning. K Bear, you are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Tyler. Tyler, what's up, dude?

Hey. Not much. Just had a question for your traffic school today. Great. What you got?

If I am pulled over and have a weapon of some sort in the vehicle, like a concealed carry in plain sight? Should it be something that you right away or it's like or is that just something that you just don't bring up? Well, I you cut out there a little bit, but I think your question is if I have a concealed weapon of any sort, it's in plain sight, do I just stay quiet or do I bring it up? And I think best practice is when the officer approaches, he's gonna he or she is gonna first make an introduction. Once that introduction's done, you say, hey, just for your information, this is what I have, and this is where it's located.

Don't play show and tell. Check out my new pistol. Sweet. But, you know, just, be kind and say, hey. Just wanted you to know.

With with hunting season coming up, I always got a rifle under my back seat. So I was just curious if I happen to get stopped if I should tell them that there's a rifle or if I should just mind my beep mind my own business. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with buying your own business. It's not something you're gonna get at quickly.

Now if for whatever reason the officer says, hey. Do you mind stepping out of the car for just a minute? That would be a good time to say, hey. Just so you know, I have a rifle that's under the seat of the pickup, and I want you to know about it before I get out. Okay.

Perfect. That's what I wanted to know. Yeah. You you need to get a sweet gun rack. You know?

Yeah. Come on. Old days when you went to high school and you had them in your back window. Yeah. You don't see that much anymore.

Don't take those to school anymore, Dean. Not anymore. Nope. Then I'm gonna have to buy a cool gun. I like to hide my my little Jeep under the back seat.

Well, if, you know, if I was packing a v a gun of any sort in my vehicle, they would all be cheap because I don't make enough money, Jade, to buy a nice gun. Give me the raise. I can't even buy a black license plate. Exactly. I'm struggling because I don't manage my money.

Okay. That might be part of the problem. It's the answer. Thank you, guys. Have a good evening or a good day.

I cannot spell budget. Yeah. It's it's amazing. You know, the older they get, somehow your kids still take all your money. Think budget spelled with an f.

Fudget. Fudge fudge the numbers. You know, fudge it is pretty much, pretty close to what I think sometimes. I gotta have some fun. There's another thing I was just thinking you might be saying too rather than fudge it.

Yeah. You know, we we gotta keep it nice and safe on the radio. That FCC, they're just as bad as you guys. Always ready to crack down. No fun.

So, yeah, this morning, you know, I just double checked to make sure the brake lights were working. And then and I was just saying a headlight out too. Like, I can't win. More poor maintenance. So that was why I asked if I could get pulled over for having a headlight out when it's light out.

I just you know, thankfully, it was fairly light out when I was coming to work. I just turned my lights out. When you come to work. Today, it was. Because you're late.

I I I was right on time. Just like Gandalf the wizard. I've arrived precisely on time. 2085351015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Come on, people.

I'm running out of, you know, dumb crap to ramble about. We already covered the bees. Yeah. What you got, Lieutenant Crane? We're gonna end traffic school if you listeners don't call.

I beg your stop call. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to think. Trying to think.

I'm kinda tired today. Yeah. It's been a long week. Jade's worked me too hard these days. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates.

Who's this? Yeah. It's Roy. I just wanted to tell Victor, have fun changing your headlight in that Toyota pickup. I I know how fun it is.

I've I've done it a few times, and it's more of a pain than changing the the taillight. That's for sure. The bulb with your fingers. I did, and I even used the goo. You know?

But, I think I I think I might have a spare one at my house. So yeah. I just don't want you guys bothering me. Just duct tape it to the outside. You know, if I got pulled over for a taillight out, I would have been so irritated.

Now I just wanna get where I need to be. You'd be yelling at the cops. You know who I am. Exactly. It'd be like that guy you talked about.

I'm screaming and yelling as they walk up to the beep. Why did I do it? I go to speed on me. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm a good qualified citizen, get a rep for mayor.

I am. Oh, anything else, caller? Nope. Nope. I just wanna tell you how fun.

Took me forty five minutes last time to take hold of that damn. I I don't know if you swore, but I've I I delete or, dumped out anyway. He was talking about a water Oh. Facility that backs up water. Oh, okay.

That's what he was talking about. You know, The Palisades Yeah. Etcetera. He's like he was at The Palisades and changed his light bulb, but it took forty five minutes. Yeah.

It's all hot outside. Maybe I'll have to go do it, like, on my lunch break or something just so it won't be so hot. I don't I I don't wanna be outside. Supposed to get warm. Alright, dude.

Well, appreciate the call, man. Thanks for rubbing it in. Yep. Yep. Bye.

Peace. Captain, obviously. I just remembered why I have an extra bulb. It's because of what he pointed out. Doing one of them sucks so bad.

The last time I did it, because it was the middle of winter, I was like, screw this. You know? Know, because I was gonna change both. You usually wanna do it in a pair. You know?

Anyway, caller, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? Jonathan. Jonathan, you are a second thought to Victor right now. Just sitting here getting mad about it.

Callers. Answer. Yeah. Whatever, Jonathan. I I've I'm having first world problems.

Oh, I have to replace a light in my truck. No. I gotta be legal. After obeying the law. I am no better than any other man.

So what up, man? What do you wanna know? So I had a so I plan on getting my CDL class a, and I was looking on the DMV with SmartPay. Oh, yeah. And, the d it said that, you have to have a class a CDL if you're hauling, for liquid weight over a 119 gallons or an aggregate, something rating of, like, a thousand.

And I was curious. I, I work for a porta potty company, and I drive a 5,500 Chevy with a thousand gallon, or 1,100 gallon sewage tank on the back and a 400 freshwater tank on the back. And I was wondering, do I have to have a CDL for that? Because it doesn't have air brakes. Yeah.

So your GV weights over, 26,000 pounds when you're completely loaded. And you're doing it for commerce, so yes. So I would just need to fill it up completely with sewage and water and then It doesn't have to be to maintain your CDL. What it is is a capability of. Well, so do I need to have it full and then go weigh it at a scale?

Oh, you could do that, and we can clarify that some more through my CVS specialist. But where you're in commerce, is your boss your boss has owned this business for quite some time. Does he say you need to have a CDL? The I asked them about that, and they said I don't have to have one. But once I looked on the DMV and it said that, I was like, oh, well, I mean, I haul more than a thousand gallons of liquid.

Yeah. Let's do this. To have one. I'm gonna give you a number to call. It's my office.

Call me. Leave me your name and number. I will ask our CVS specialist, or I will look it up. And, and I will respond so you know. But that's (208) 525-7377.

208525. 7377. 377. Yeah. And just ask to my for my extension, leave me a voice mail, and I'll get back with you.

Okay. Awesome. Well, I appreciate it. Hey. Thanks, man.

Sure about that because, you know, I was like, well, I mean, I haven't had one, and I'm getting one. But do I need one? Yeah. I I'm pretty sure you're gonna need one because you're over twenty six thousand pounds and working in commerce. Gotcha.

Gotcha. Commerce, but you're working in it. That is a Yeah. Crappy job. Somebody gotta do it, though.

Somebody gotta, During harvest during harvest last year, I was full on water, and I had probably about $5.50 for sewage. And with everything else added to the truck, like a pump and stuff, I was sitting at 17, 18,000. It's a lot of dookie. Yeah. So I was curious about that.

Because if I get pulled over and I don't have one and I was told I don't need one, you know, that's on me. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get you the right answer. I'll get it for you.

Okay. Awesome. Thanks, Lieutenant Crane. Appreciate it. Hey.

You have a good one, man. Y'all too. Peace. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Hey, fellas. It's Kate. Hey. How's it going this morning? Oh, you know, I'm just finer than frog hair.

Uh-huh. Fondered than frog hair. So I got a question for you. In South Carolina. I ain't from Nosaka.

What the hell you got? Was that north? North from Nome. Where are you from? Tennessee.

That's right. Tennessee. Dang it. Yeah. Tennessee.

Tennessee Bluegrass. I got I got a question for y'all, though. What if I needed what kind of lights would a guy need to get if he were had a vehicle that didn't have, like, traffic lights previously? What? A vehicle that never had lights?

Yeah. Driving a go kart? What are you what what were you talking about? No. No.

A bit bit bit bit bigger, Victor. A bit bigger. Listen. Listen. I know in Tennessee, you guys drive your lawnmowers once you get those DUIs.

But even lawnmowers going the wrong direction there, son. Oh. Okay. Go ahead and continue with your question. Some of your phrasing may look a little nervous.

What what kind of lies would a fella need to to have him in traffic? Well, you'd have to have anything in its, encode, how high it needs to be minimum and and, maximum. I think it's thirty six and fifty four inches for headlights, and then you'd have to have a taillight that works with a brake. And so same thing on that. So, yeah, you just have to mount some whites to the front and red to the back.

Oh, that wouldn't be too hard then. Well, thank you, friend. Hey. Glad we could help, sir, and I hope you have an awesome weekend. Don't tell me what to do, Victor.

You get. You get. Oh, man. He did. He did get.

I like that. He sounds like me. I eat my meal, and then I complain about it. This is what I make sure I eat before I complain. Just so you know, the food sucks.

I ate it all, but it was awful. I was hungry. I had to do what I had to do. Alright. Well, somehow, we did the full program.

We made it. We made it. So, everybody be safe this weekend. Don't be a pudding head. You know, you never know what kind of weather's gonna strike.

Okay. We'll do one more, I guess. I I hope I don't regret it. Kay Bear, you're live on the show. Who's this?

Jeez. Hi. My name is Jojo. Jojo, please be amazing because Victor is on edge right now. That's pretty cool.

I have a huge question. Right. I don't wanna I it's gonna seem like I'm arguing with you. Okay? Oh, that's true.

Illegal, and I I talk to my dad about this all the time. Then he's what? He thinks that he knows everything. Right? What does he do for a living?

You're a paralegal. What does he do? Oh, boy. He's a he's a carpenter. Okay.

That that was a hard way to get to that. Right. Let's see. This is in there. Let's see.

Does my dad do something illegal? Can I say it all out on the air? Building grow houses. I know that you guys have to monitor this stuff. Is his name Walter White?

So he is convinced that if he gets stopped Convinced is better than convicted. Right. Right. If he gets stopped, does he have to give you his ID? If he's operating a motorized vehicle, he has to give his driver's license to us.

He does not operate a motorized vehicle. If he's just walking or riding his bike or something. K. And if he's like the Terry stop type of thing. Yep.

Is that So if he's just out in the public and we approach him for no reason, we just wanna come up and talk to him, say, hey, how you're doing? No. He does not. Now Okay. If we got a call that somebody just broke into a car and they were wearing certain clothing and we arrive on scene, there's a car with a window broke out of it, and he's walking away in that clothing described by the witness, and we asked for it, and he tells us, I don't have to give it to you.

He is wrong. Beautiful. What if he's just walking down the street in a Speedo, and he's not stumbling? I told you, that's disturbing my peace. I know.

Because because you don't wanna know where he's gonna pull the ID from if he's only wearing a Speedo. Yeah. So that's what we want. Mhmm. Yeah.

Exactly. Perfect. K. I just didn't know because he he was just yeah. Kept telling me, and I'm like, no.

I'm pretty sure you'd have to let them know just in case you know, what if you had a warrant or something? But if he's if he's minding his own business and he's just walking through the park and we approach him, no. He does not. If he's not violating anything or we don't have reasonable grounds to believe he's been involved in something active right then, he does not have to give it to us. Okay.

Perfect. I guess he's right. Look at him go. Alright. Unless he's a lab breaker.

Because you can't tell us what he does for a living. He's a he's a let's see. He is a homemaker. Okay. Okay.

There you go. Can you go a couple directions with that? Thing. Mhmm. Fix this thing.

He's a fixer upper. He's a fixer upper. He's a fixer. Yeah. He's a oh, a fixer.

Mhmm. We're We're figuring this. Yeah. He's got her daughter named Jojo. Jojo.

Mhmm. With dad, the fixer. Things are going somehow good. I've seen few few movies. Yeah.

This could be an episode. Mhmm. That's it. I'm not listening to the station anymore. Tell Joe.

Come on. Thank you guys so much. Alright. You have a good one, Joe Joe. See you.

You too. Bye. Alright. It ended up being a pretty good last call. Yeah.

So Even though we've lost her as a listener. I I we did lose a listener over. Well, thank you to all who participated. I hope, you have an awesome weekend, lieutenant Crane. Boy, I was already out the door.

So I I really like you. You don't even have to pack your headphones. You can just yell. Tell the fam hello. I like that stuff.

Tell Lucy's mom hello. What's her name again? What is my You don't know your cat's name, your little baby cat, your kitty? True. Chernobyl.

Chernobyl? Yeah. Chernobyl. That's quite the name. See why I couldn't remember it?

Who named it? Who do you think? My wife. Well, that's funny. There there was recently, I I think I don't remember if the person was arrested or but in in some other country, someone tried to name their baby Chernobyl, and a bunch of people freaked out, said that was, you know, kind of in bad taste.

Oh. You know, since, Chernobyl. But have you ever watched the, HBO series about Chernobyl? No. You should watch it.

It's it's crazy. Very unsettling. Nuclear meltdown looks like it's not fun to deal with. So alright, everybody. We're gonna leave now, and, I got more music and all that crap on the way.

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