The Viktor Wilt Show

Only not Viktor. It's Peach is here hosting it. Viktor freaked us out this morning. He, proceeded to, not show up early, and then listeners were blowing up the phone this morning wondering where he was at. I saw the studio was untouched, and then sure enough, his girlfriend Judith texts me saying, hey.

I haven't heard from him. So I got really panicked, freaked out. Turns out he's just fine. He just, you know, decided to sleep in a little bit. That's what he wants.

What he wants. Right. Yeah. Exactly. He's Victor.

He's been doing it now for almost 17 years. I mean, that's that's a very long time with, one job. I feel like, you know, most he's seen he's seen a lot of people come and go. It's it's quite crazy to think that's almost somebody's entire lifetime, 17 years. I mean, you've been serving in the Idaho State Police for quite some time too.

A little more than 17 years. A little more than 17 years. I mean, I see that badge every time you come in here in uniform, serving since 1996. And, I mean, that's the year I was born. Actually started in 89.

Did you? Yep. Oh, man. Was that that was something you've always wanted to do. Right?

Nope. No. No. What did you originally wanna do? I didn't have a clue.

You didn't have a clue? You just just signed up? You're like, that's it. I'm now enforcing the law. It it's a long story, but I started at 18.

Okay. Okay. That's really cool. I'm glad. And you're still at it?

You you didn't expect to be, you know, Lieutenant Marvin Crane of the Idaho State Police doing a radio show on KBR 2, doing this for the for the community at all? How did your Christmas go? You asked me off the air. It it went really well. I was glad to hear yours went well, and, man, it's a great day.

Yeah. Did you get any fun presents? I I got what I needed, and, yeah, I got some great stuff too. Oh, very nice. Very nice.

Well, I already had a question from Mike on the KBAR, 101 Idaho Rock and Middle Facebook group asking, is it illegal to wear headphones while driving? You know, this has come up before, and there's no law saying you can't, wear those headphones, unless they're distracting. Right? If they're distracting you, then it becomes a distracted driving situation. But if you're just wearing them, that's it.

That's not a problem. Really? So, like, if I'm driving down the road, it's totally fine for me to wear it. But as soon as, like, there's, like, maybe, like, a fire truck behind me trying to go around me And you can't blasting music into my ears. And you're not looking at your rearview mirror, your side mirrors.

Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. I have my headphones on, and I'll talk to my friends on Discord because I'm just, like, you know, I'm by myself all the time. Like, let me just talk to my friends who are across the country and we're talking to one another in the car.

And I'm driving in the car with, like, one earpiece in, like, I'm some sort of secret service agent. You know? And I walk into stores wearing them too. It just happens to me. But, yeah, going on the way to and from my friend's house on Christmas break, I went the the first street there is closed completely.

So I had to go take this alternate route, and there's 2 roundabouts I have to go through. And sure enough, one person decides to cut me off improperly using the roundabout. I I I follow the directions. I'm not a bad driver when it comes to that sort of thing because I've experienced even worse roundabouts in Southern California. There's one that has, like, 6 lanes down there, and it's the worst thing imaginable.

I don't know how people navigate that one. I 2 lanes is enough for me. But, like, getting cut off in the one roundabout I forgot which one it was. It it it reminded me. And I saw on Life in Idaho Falls on Facebook, there was even more roundabout talk.

And you and Victor gotta do that video sometime soon. Now that we have a camera here in the in the building with Maddie, the video coordinator, I feel like we need to have some sort of real funny instructional video to put out there. I think, yeah, I think you're absolutely right. One thing I would mention this morning, just coming in, it I I experienced something this morning, and you told me something this morning. We've got snow the last, couple weeks.

Right? Definitely. We've woke up to a couple slick roads. With that being said, I stopped out today with a young lady. She was prepared.

She had all our emergency stuff with her. She had a emergency tire pump. She had all this stuff. She had a flat tire. She wanted to put a little air in it, drive the rest of the way into town, get her tire fixed.

The problem was the tire pump didn't work. Oh. Right? So she's had it had it in her car for a couple years, hadn't tried to use it, didn't work. So Right.

My point behind that would be, if you have those emergency tools, check them. Make sure they're working on a regular basis, not not every week or whatever, but maybe prior to the beginning of the year of a a snow year. But just check, make sure your stuff's not expired, that, your stuff that work or supposed to work works properly. And then the other thing is, man, every tire store in town gets busy the first time a snowflake falls. Right?

Kidding. I just told you off the air. I got my snow tires on yesterday, and it took, like, an hour and a half. And I couldn't be mad because, like, a few of the people in there knew who I was. Like, 1 the one guy who took the car in was like, oh, by the way, thanks for the tickets.

And I'm like, what do you mean what thanks for the tickets? What and I'm like, oh, I I had no idea who that guy was. Yeah. So just prepare in advance. You know, if you have have the chance, go in early, get your snow tires put on early, be prepared for this kind of stuff.

We they come late this year. A lot of people, I think, hope, oh, I can make it through the year without needing to do that, but, unfortunately, every year, we get snow. Mhmm. Roads get slick. Just be prepared.

Do you ever deal with people that get into maybe, like, a a little accident that gets stuck somewhere and they have those all terrain tires? Because a lot of those people that have the all terrain tires, they're so proud of having those. And, like, they always make fun of me. Like, especially Victor will make fun of me too for putting on the snow tires every winter. And then, like, those things save me they they help me out so much because it drives like a tank down the street.

It really does help. I didn't think it was going to be all that much of an issue trying to drive on snow without them until what I experienced yesterday, like I told you off the off the air. All season tires are made for that, like, kind of conditions. That's why they say all season tires. When you get a highway tread tire with hard rubber and now you have slick roads, hard hard rubber and slick roads just don't go together.

Oh, yeah. It was it was weird. The one time I drove from, here to, Salt Lake City to go back home in January of, like, 2022 maybe, I I discovered cruise control for the first time. And I'm driving down the highway. I'm, like, I'm, like, using the cruise control.

It's, like, you know, it's all cold and icy, and I'm I called Victor. I'm, like, Victor, I found out my car has this awesome cruise control feature. And he's, like, turn that off right now. It's it's it's icy out there. Turn it off.

Anyway, if you wanna call in listeners, 208-535-1015 Traffic School powered by the advocates. I know all the listeners are heavily disappointed. They're like, oh, Victor's not here this morning. He's, it's peaches. We don't wanna listen to that guy.

He's saved for the afternoons. But, yeah, I asked that a question for you because I know the Seal Beach Police Department in Southern California, apparently in California now, they, will now charge felony charges for petty theft as as of, like, December 18th. Oh, they decided that's a crime again. They decided that was a crime. Yeah.

Yeah. So I was laughing real hard at this one surprised criminal on the because they filmed her, I think. And, she goes, wait. You can't you can't steal like this anymore? And she, like and then they use her as a PSA for for, any future petty theft in Southern California.

Hey. You're live on Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Who's this? Well, you think you can host my show? Oh, the one, the only victory.

He's doing just fine. How's Sleeping Beauty doing? Oh, jeez. I'm I'm on my way over. I'm hands free, of course, in case anybody's wondering.

So I am gonna join the program just dealing with all these, you know, out of staters have moved in and are clogging up our roads. So Those people from California, man, do they suck, don't they? Oh, yeah. They they need to learn how to drive in the snow. That's true.

You know? Yeah. There should be a snow driving course. I got one one tow truck driver that tell you that that's the case. It was right here in Sunnyside in front of the studio.

I heard I heard that there might have been somebody who had to get, towed out of a snow drift, yesterday. So Yeah. Luckily, the the one guy who knew who I was that towed me out of there, he was a listener. His name's Johnny, I think. And, I gave him some K Bear stickers after he got my card out of the ditch.

That's right. Good job, buddy. Yeah. Here you go. Thanks.

Thanks, pal. Well, this I figured I'd just I figured I'd call in show listeners how easy it is to call in the traffic school at 208-535-1015 and ask a question. I asked my question was which was, you know, you think you can host my show? And it seems like you're doing fine at it, but, I'll I'll come join the fun whenever I can get through this traffic jam. Well, just put that fake siren on the top of your car and say, hey.

You need to get to the studio. You're Victor Will. You're the king of East Idaho, and tell them to get out of the way. Oh, yeah. I forgot that the cops gave me that, you know, like the old fashioned, little bubble light that I stick out the driver's window and, like, slap on the roof.

Call that the Kojak light. Yeah. You know, I appreciate you guys hooking that up for me. So on days like this when I'm running, you know, maybe a tiny bit behind. Tiny bit.

Tiny bit. Because I couldn't make it into work on time. But, yeah, I'll be there in a couple minutes. Alright. Sounds good.

Get here safely. Alright. Peace. Peace. Alright.

We got somebody else calling in now. Hey. We're live on Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Who's this? This is John.

Hey, John. What's your question? Well, I'm hoping to find out what agency I need to talk to. Over on hit road near the, the movie theaters, they have some round of or turnaround spots, like, you know, so that you can turn into a parking lot, but you have to do a u-turn first. 2 of those turnaround spots have a one way sign that is pointing the wrong direction.

And I got I turned into one of them and realized there's it's actually supposed to be coming from the other way, and it was hard for me to turn around. So long story short, wondering what agency I need to call and talk to to have somebody go look at that. Well, that'd be under the sign and, road department of Ammon. Okay. And so I'd call Ammon City and and ask for their road department and and have them take a look at that.

I I just went through there, last week, and I don't recall those signs mislead me that that doesn't mean that that's not the case. Well, there's there's 3 that are correct, and there's 2 that are wrong. I took the right one then. Yeah. Yeah.

You did okay. It was about 50.50 chance, but I can just see some potential yuckiness, especially, you know, if it gets icy and people are going the wrong way. And I had to go up on the curb to even do the u-turn, so I felt bad. But anyway, I just thought you would know the answer. So Ammon sign department.

Yeah. Well, I just call Ammon City and ask them to what tell them what your issue is, and and they'll direct you the right way, but it'll be their street department. Alright. You're awesome. Thank you, Mike.

Hey. Thank you, John, for calling in. Appreciate it. Yep. Have a good day.

You as well. Enjoy the weekend. 208-535-1015 Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Now the Seal Beach Police Department, they have this great social media account. Like, they'll add, like, the Benny Hill theme song to them chasing actual criminals down the street.

Like, their videos are funny. Do you think the Idaho State Police would ever have, like, a social media director for, like, a social media person to, like, run the because I'm trying to figure out why exactly they're trying so hard with the Seal Beach Police Department's social media account. Like, maybe they want to just put this, like, notion of safety even more so, I or they wanna promote their department. I have no idea. We actually have a a couple people hired over Meridian that do our social media stuff.

Oh, cool. Yep. So we do. We post out videos. They get stuff throughout the state and put it out, and and that's what they do.

They we got 2 full time people that do that. Oh, that's really cool. I didn't even know about that because I know in radio, it's a huge thing to have, like, this one person dedicated to it. And there's one guy that I know in LA that has, like, 5 cell phones because of it. I could not imagine living on social media, having to deal with Facebook comments galore and people complaining left and right and all the fun local drama that happens.

You know? Let's see. Are there any other questions here? Well, we got a how are the roads from Steve? You know, we just talked about that, making sure you drive extra slowly out there.

Don't end up like me. Sean, is it illegal to rub his stomach and drive at the same time? Not if he's talented. Not if he's talented. See, usually, with Victor, like, he has the ability to talk consistently and keep talking.

For me, I I depend sometimes on the other people. I'm glad someone's calling in. There we go. Hey. You're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates.

Who's this? This is Anthony. Hey, Anthony. What's your question? I got a question about, trying to pick a road here.

So county like, say County Line Road in Rigby, and you have the crossroads, like, 3900, 4000, 4100. My question is is when you come up to the two way stop because there's no stop signs on the county line. Trying to see how to word this. So if someone is there first with their turn signal on and you pull up, there's no right away in that situation. Right?

1st to arrive, gets the right away. So let's say you're both pulling up, you're both making left hand turns, 1st to stop is the first to go. Okay. So I was I always thought that would only with 4 way stops. Nope.

They it also applies from straight across. So when you when you have somebody else, pull up straight across from you, if you're the first to stop, you should be the 1st to go. Now there's times that they can't make that left hand turn because maybe somebody in that lane coming towards them is making a right hand turn or whatever. You have the opportunity to go first, but the, common law would be first to arrive, first to go. Awesome.

Well, thank you very much. That clears that up for me. There we go. That's the whole point of this program. Thank you, Lieutenant Grant.

Thank you, Anthony. Alright. Yeah. Have a wonderful weekend. You as well.

You as well. 208-535-1015 Traffic School powered by the advocates. I thought I heard the front door just, like, swing up. But there he is. I thought I heard it.

The one the only Victor Wilt shows up right in time. There he is. It feels like school in here. But the lights on my yeah. I don't know if Lieutenant Crane liked the the red light and all that stuff on or if he wanted the actual lights on because usually every time he's in here, the regular lights are on.

Well, he likes red and blue lights. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. I do have a question.

What's that? It took you this long to get here, and that's the best you're gonna look? Hey. I did jump in the shower real fast. I figured, well, I'm already this late.

Might as well brush my teeth, take a fast shower, and the cats a little. Oh, well, I had to that's what's weird is usually the cats will start waking me up at, like, I wanna 4:30. I wake up and I I'm like one of the few people that if I see sunshine on a weekday, see light, I'm like, oh, no. So I was here. I saw light.

I'm like, what the heck in the Lucy that I got from your cat? Your cat's, her mama. She's just sleeping away next to me having the best time. Like, oh, yeah. She's probably all thrown off because of the the whole Christmas break off.

It might be. Might be. Because, yeah, she she didn't do anything to get me out of bed, and usually they're they're pests. So, yeah, I'm energized. I got lots of sleep and my alarm was set and everything.

I double checked it. It was actually like, it had just been going off over and over. It said, you know, snooze, but it, I don't know. I need to get a real annoying alarm clock. Snooze or lose?

Bull. Today. Get the real annoying just Jade alarm clock. Have him just say a whole bunch of random nonsense that you hate so that way you can wake up and be like, turn that off and hit the phone. Yeah.

Judith was like, you gotta put an alarm across the room or something. I had so many missed calls and text messages this morning. So at least a handful of people care about me. Yeah. I mean, there was people calling the phone in here, and I'm like, wait a sec.

Is that my mic muff on the mic still? What's happened to Victor? And then I came back in here, and then sure enough, Judith texted me on through Instagram. She's like, hey. I haven't heard from Victor at all.

So I panicked. I thought you got crushed by some giant piece of furniture or something like that. No. And I was meant to bring lieutenant Crane over to the house for traffic school, the emergency edition. Yeah.

No. I was just all cozy and comfy and just sleeping away. It was great. It does bring up a question for me. When you get in here and Pete just mic muff's still on the the mic I have to touch it.

Yeah. How do you do that? Like, I usually put I usually put his mic muff on the mic, though, most of the time. Right? Yeah.

But I put his headphones here and yeah. I prep him up. Mufflery. Yeah. And I I probably spit all over my mic muff way worse than Peaches.

So But I say Peaches pit party consistent. Poop poop. Yeah. Listeners, where you at? I know they're falling in all worried about you.

They're like, oh, okay. He's fine. They were they were they were probably hoping for an emergency or something like that. You know? A vacant slot so they can audition for the morning show.

Probably. Or, you know, something that they can go post and get some likes in the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group. Has anybody seen victory? He's missing. He's missing.

Even JD called in. Where's he at? My he's fine. He's just sleeping in. He didn't call my cell phone.

You know? What the heck, JD? Well, he was about to call you. He's about to he's about to bring, like, a whole trailer over to your house or something like that. He's with the flyover like the JD Superman he is.

Yeah. Judith told me you were on the way to my house, so I figured I'd call you real quick, save you the trip. I mean, if I wasn't here in the alarm clock right next to me, I probably wouldn't have heard my front door. Can you imagine if he broke it down and come in to check on you? You just stepped out of the shower?

Hell, no. Fine. Alright. At beaches, I'm fine. I got lots of energy.

I'm awake. I got, like, 10 hours of sleep. This is great. Oh, did somebody, say the question here in the oh, Victor needs one of these, and there's a, oh, it's a hide and seek runaway alarm clock that has wheels, so it'll run from you. Maybe I do need that.

Jeez. Yeah. I I'm a little bit baffled this morning, and it kinda sucks because I had a lot I needed to get done around here. But Well, Jay's not here today. Did you let him know already?

Well, Judith had texted him. So Oh, Judith ruined it for you. She's tattled on me. No. She was worried.

So I I texted him. I assume he's sleeping like me, but I told him I'm fine. I I just like sleep. There there we go. We got somebody calling.

Sleep's good. Hey. You're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? Good morning, guys.

How are you doing, Stewart? Good morning, Stewart. I know he was one of the worried listeners. Where the heck's the victory? Sounds like he's in a live auction.

Hold on now. I'm 20 mile now. 20 mile now. 20 mile. I got a $25 banner now.

20 mile. Filmed the past with me here, please. I have no idea what he just said. Me either. What up?

What up, Stuart? Oh, if I was to go roll over to Victor's house at, like, 6 o'clock in the morning and flare a train horn, will I get in trouble for that? No. Okay. And my neighbors are all pretty old.

They're they sleep pretty heavy, so they they'd be fine with it. Sounds like the whole block does. Yeah. Everyone, if you live in my cul de sac, you're gonna sleep good. You guys wanna be bad people.

Well, at least I don't have to hear about it from the bosses till Monday. Yeah. It's one thing waking up late, but waking up 2 and a half hours late, that's quite a bit. I mean, I caused the whole commotion yesterday, and people got my whole car thing on camera. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, it's on the security cameras. I know. I'm saying Josh has the footage on his phone. He's like, you should watch this maniac video I just pulled up, and he shows it to me here in studio with my car going into the snow pile.

Should we post it on social? No. Just on a loop with the the wacky sax music. I'll put that doopy doo. I'm from California.

Yes. Exactly. Right in the snow pile. We need some great, that that could go viral on YouTube. That could.

Yeah. Don't be like this guy. Yeah. California driver moves to Idaho. You know, we don't have to say it's peaches, and then we just share the video.

See me in the the video. Yeah. And so we we'd get a little bit of action out of it. I mean, maybe I would do well with that crazy figure 8 car races he does. Maybe they'll just start crashing in there.

That's what, you try to avoid. That's what happened to me. Exactly. I slid off and into thick mud. Wasn't snow, but same diff.

After being told whatever you do, don't drive into that area there because it's deep and muddy right now. Yeah. What? I'm sure he's texting, not paying attention. And then I had to be towed out with a forklift.

You're all embarrassed. You're sitting there with that helmet. Oh, do you have a giant helmet on too? Yeah. I wore a helmet.

I think I wore a helmet. I I just remember it being embarrassing because there's a whole crowd, and I'm just getting slammed into repeatedly by other drivers, and I just had to sit there and take it. You know? They were using him to bank off of doing that. I helped the race.

Whoever won, you owe me. Stewart's just been on the phone this whole time. Yeah? Yeah. Stewart, very chatty today.

Yeah. Just chilling. Alright. Well, all is well in the world. I got lots of rest in case anybody was wondering, and, if you have questions about the law, that would be great.

208-535-1015 for Traffic School powered by the advocates. How's it down there in Pocatello, Stuart? Anything, going on crazily that we should know about? Windy and changing between rain and snow. Alright.

Alright. Yep. About the same about the same here. So everybody be cautious. Yep.

Alright, man. Well, have a good one, Stuart. Yeah. You too. Have a good morning, guys.

Thanks as well. Stuart could be a weather forecaster on the news. Well, there's a chance of snow. Now you got it. To rain.

Well, I'm gonna tell you, we got some rough weather on the way. Gonna be wild weekend. You gotta be eating for Halloween next year and just wear wear whatever he wears and then do that voice mail. Just like a blue button down. Yeah.

Or something. Swear those nice clothes that are in my office, hanging out for the day that I need to, for some reason, dress nice. Hey. Did you know about that lieutenant crane? He has dress clothes in his office at all times just in case, you know, somebody important comes around.

He's like, oh, I need to dress up. And They were picked out by, the GM bill. So, you know, if you ever wanna see me look my classy rancher look, that's what I've got. It's probably how you dress on the, you know Oh, you should see holidays. You should have seen it at the at the class c 97 prom.

This guy pulls up in a suit. I thought it was the monopoly man. I was like, who is this guy? I I I I look good in a suit. You did.

You pulled up in style. It was weird not to say I thought you'd pull up in, like, you know, the band hoodie and the shorts and be like, what's up, guys? I'm Victor. I know how to dress myself. You know, that type of thing.

I I don't know if I could fit in that suit after the last year. You know, I packed on £20. So I'm Now now you're sleeping in like a fat guy? Yeah. Exactly.

I'm just gonna sleep. Give me some cake. Maybe that's it. All the Christmas treats finally caught up with me and just needed a long winter's nap. Yeah.

I guess Josh and Chantelle was listening to them this morning. They apparently were about to bring in, cinnamon rolls, but they didn't, unfortunately. I was about to take, like, 2 of those. Dang it. Yeah.

Well, there's some hot sauce over on the counter. You could just Oh, yeah. Swig on it. Sure. And you also left your coffee in here, your El Mexicano Mass Cafe?

Yes. Mass Cafe? Excesso Calarias. Did you get this from Winco? Yeah.

They were out of my usual. So I bought it as a just in case kinda kinda deal, and then they got the regular stuff back in stock. But I I kinda wanna try it. Last time I bought some of that, they make it a little more potent down in Mexico than, than Winco. You know?

So I kinda overdid it with my usual dosage of instant coffee. So Yeah. Yeah. We'll give it a whirl. I pounded an energy drink on the way here as fast as you're Oh, yeah.

You're like you're like Ric Flair in in here. Well Whoo. And, you know, if I if I wake up late, that really stresses me out. You know, if I wake up 5 minutes late, it stresses me out. So when you wake up that late, I'm like, oh, no.

So you drink an energy drink that increases your anxiety even more so. Yes. And then you just panic the whole time. So I got tons of sleep, extra energy, and, and it's really hot in here. And the school I can throw the AC on here.

Listeners, what are you doing? Call Traffic School powered by the advocates. I think they're just like, oh, you know what? He's there. He's fine.

They wanted some sort of emergency so they can post about it. Well, people Maybe should have, like, went along with it, and I don't know, put like a like a fake like, ketchup on your leg and, oh, the couch crushed me. I tried carrying it to the basement or something like that. I think I've got a selfie somewhere from when I got, you know, the the checkup where they shoved tubes into you. Woah.

So I probably have a selfie that I could, you know, do some vague booking and post. Don't worry, everybody. I'll be okay. And it's just a picture of me in a hospital bed. You post that in your Facebook.

Lou Brutus is gonna reach out. All the record people that you're friends with are gonna reach out. Then, December Fools. December Fools. Lieutenant Crane, we thought of the idea of making a video with Victor of, like, you trying a police simulator on on his PC just to see if you would be, like you you would enjoy it at all or you'd be like, this is totally stupid.

I wanna play Grand Theft Auto with lieutenant Grant. I think it would be really fun. Yeah. And now we got 2 callers calling. Alright.

Hey. Live on Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Who's this? This is Quentin. Hey, Quentin.

What's up? I just called to give you guys some reprieve here. I guess that last listener didn't, realize that having a train horn is illegal. Oh, lieutenant Crane. Hey.

Lieutenant Crane has one himself. I think this is the gentleman that ratted me out last time. We're gonna take his calling privileges away. Yeah. Yeah.

You're banned now. No no tattletales. Man, I thought it was a good time. Snitches get stitches, buddy. I know there was a certain listener by the name that rhymes with the bed wreck had a train horn on his on his truck too.

Yeah. He he blasted it outside the studio and scared the crap out of Katie Lee. Yeah. That's right. I forgot about that.

It was out there in the parking lot. I need one for my truck. Yeah. You you have the big truck. You gotta have it.

Yeah. I'm not freezing this time, though. Well, that's good. That's good. You behave yourself.

It's slick out there. Peach has already talked about what happens if you go too fast. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't know what you're doing, yeah.

Oh, snap. Snap. Well, good to hear from you, Quentin. Hope you have a great weekend, and, be safe out there. Yep.

And happy happy New Year. You as well. You as well. We We had somebody else calling in, but they lost their patience. Alright.

Whoever was calling, feel free to call us back. Yeah. So I'm glad you're okay, though. That was my main concern this morning. I was about to, you know, like I said, bring lieutenant Crane over to your house and be like, hey.

He's not answering. We just kick down your door. Yeah. You're in the middle of shower, so we both see you. That would have been the one alarm that woke me up the the camera at the front door, and I check, you know, waking up, and there's a cop at my door.

Yeah. Oh, I didn't do it. The one thing I've learned, I think Peaches got bro crush on you. You think so? Yeah.

Think so? Because he's been he's really been worried about you. There was a I I would say 3 people worried about me this morning. We had Peaches. We had Josh and, my lady.

Those were the 3. And, I had lots of missed calls and text messages. Well, I can only imagine because he lives by himself. You know, he's in his forties now, so he's quite old. And, he It's true.

I thought about getting one of those life alert things. That's what I thought it was gonna happen. He's, like, had a heart attack or something. Like, you tried shoveling snow, and next thing you know he's on the front lawn passed out. None of the neighbors checked in on you?

No. I do. I ain't gonna deal with snow at 5:45 AM. No way. No.

I I just drive over it and go, well, I'll have a a big sheet of ice on my driveway all year. Hey. Live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? Hey.

How's it going, kid? What's up, Jeremy? So much. Just wanted to call and say happy holidays. No.

Seems seems like you guys are just trying to fill some space by yammering yourselves. Well, yeah. We're we're looking for those listener calls. Maybe everybody's on a holiday vacation. Like, I tried to be this morning.

Someone else calling in now. So there we go. Right. Cool. All all we can do is remind everybody to take their time and drive slower.

See, I took I took taking your time a little bit too far today. So, you know, maybe all that messaging going up, take it slow. It wasn't the best. Take it slow, but, that give yourself extra time part. That was the part I missed.

I did the opposite. Well, and I'm gonna sue I'm gonna assume that, you know, maybe overindulge for the holidays in a good way, like too much food. Dude, I ate outrageously. I ate so many cookies and pieces of pie and, yeah, pizza. It it could have been that.

See, and I have 2 Christmas dinners between Christmas Eve and Christmas day, and it was the same meal at both houses. Oh. It was quite hilarious. Well, congratulations, Jeremy. I I hope it was delicious.

I have to say Oh, good. How are you? I knew one of those was gonna come out with my victory on that board. Beaches is running the board. Yeah.

Oh. Well, thank you, Jeremy. I hope you have a great day, man. You guys enjoy your day. Right on.

Peace. Safe out there. Alright. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Next week, lieutenant Crane, there's this, this girl that Peach has found on Instagram.

But don't say it like that. That's gonna sound a little creepy. Peaches was like I know what he does in Instagram. He's trying to trying to scope girls on Instagram. No.

That's right. No. There's a there's a local girl who does a a dash cam Instagram where she drives around and posts videos of, whatever kind of crazy things she encounters on the road. Has some pretty funny videos, so I Peaches suggested hitting her up and bringing her in for traffic school. So I thought she's gonna come in next Friday, and, we could, I don't know, scope some videos.

And, may maybe maybe she's looking for a job. You know? She seems like she's pretty good about keeping track of justice on the streets. We'll see how she does on the radio. If she doesn't do well there, we'll put her in a police car.

Yeah. I I mean, the pay is probably much better to join lieutenant Crane's team out there. I'm sure her pay is probably pretty well with, her social media account so far. I mean, she's got a few 1,000,000 views on most of the drills. Been the one who posted the original video of the woman losing her mind at, was it Dairy Queen Dairy Queen.

Oh, she's the original Karen kidnapper. I I The Karen caption. Maybe. Because I saw that video on, her YouTube page. Oh.

It was like the first video she posted had over a 1000000 views. So Do you think that lady's ashamed of herself for doing that? Because now she's viral online. Because I would be totally So I was in Mesquite, Nevada with the owner of that Dairy Queen. With the owner?

Oh, yeah. He's looking at that video. He's like, you gotta be kidding me. Yeah. Yeah.

You know when a video's popping up on the radio prep nationwide, like, oof, this is gonna be a good one. I was just telling Lieutenant Cray about the, Seal Beach Police. Their, Instagram's hilarious. They just caught some lady trying to steal from the Ulta store that my sister used to go to across the street from my parents' place. And, apparently, petty theft is now a crime down there because, you know, it For a while, they were saying they weren't gonna prosecute.

Right? Anything up to $1500. But now they're like Hey. Hey. Anything.

We can't stay in business. He ain't pulling enough people over and writing enough tickets to cover this. The business itself. I mean, you let everybody walk out with that kind of loot. Yeah.

It's hard to pay the bills. So is it now that, like, any kind of theft is a felony? I thought I'd known it so much. I don't know. I'll have to look into that because it's, this one lady they captured who's stealing stuff from all this.

She's like, wait. This is a crime now? They're chomping a crime. They made a meme out of her. And now that she's gone viral all across.

I mean, Yahoo, Los Angeles Times everywhere. So it's pretty funny to see people now getting caught in the act of doing what they shouldn't be doing. Well, I heard you on the way over talking about the ISP social media pages. So yet another job, you know, if you ever meet me. Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm on the He's the social media director of the building. Yeah. Yeah. Put up funny videos of me. I'm a cop.

Sure. You know, we're no different than anybody else. There's funny videos out there. It's stuff that goes on. We used to put the together a Christmas video every year.

Just little mishaps throughout the year that our cameras picked up. And it got to the point that one gentleman was the star of the show almost every year. He doesn't work for us anymore, but he got offended. We had to quit doing it because he was like the star every every year. It's like, well, dude, if you're gonna give us all this footage, what do you expect us to do with it?

You know? Come on. Embrace embrace the star within you. Could it be like a lieutenant crane blooper reel? Like, him, like, falling over on an arrest or something like that?

Oh, I tell you. He deletes all those quickly. I'll share one with you. We had a trooper patrolling in a rear, a real, rural area, and he'd been out on a stop. He'd been out there on a special assignment forever.

No restrooms around. Right? So he gets done with this stop, and he says, I really gotta urinate. So, yeah, he waits. You see him at the front of the car.

He pulls forward. He walks out in front of his vehicle. He looks all around, make sure nobody's coming either direction. The only thing he forgot is the camera was still running. Now is this a camera on the front of the car or body cam?

Front of the car. No. Oh, but he was standing in front of the car. And he's taking care of business, whistling, whatever. Who whistles while he's in the bathroom?

That would be funny. Idaho State Police Calendar. The best part of it was when he looked over and noticed that red light on the camera. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I would imagine. Well, since somebody else is calling in, I think that's the end of traffic school powered by the advocates. Well, it it was fun. You know, it was it was a good, good chat program either way. So, you know, thank you for covering peaches.

Yeah. No worries. I'm just glad you're okay. That's the only thing I was worried about this morning. Just having to call Jay and be like, Victor's, no longer with us.

Yeah. No. I'm I'm gonna have this, John. Yeah. Yeah.

Can I can I get his can I get his office? Yeah. No. Just, apparently decided it was nap day. So, I don't know.

Victor, can I get, or Jay, can I get his office? Sure. Hey, get out of here, Jade. You stay on vacation. Traffic school is