The Viktor Wilt Show

We kicked things off with Coachella chaos and Courtney from Spiritbox crashing Megan Thee Stallion’s set — arguably the only metal-ish moment at the fest — and segued immediately into Lady Gaga allegedly summoning Satan for two hours straight. Viktor, unbothered as ever, laughed off the satanic hysteria like a man who’s survived ten Twin Temple shows and lived to tell the tale.

Then we swerved violently into movie mode with a surprise rave review of Anora — Oscar-winner, romantic comedy? Straight up wild — and somehow that spiraled into an intense Vegas wedding PSA, Star Wars pun-fueled chapel packages and all. Yoda one for me, anyone?

Oh, but we weren’t done. Not even close.

Phone cases? Useless now. Phones can apparently survive being bludgeoned inside a spinning concrete blender box, and this madman is actually considering going naked phone mode like it's the year 3000. (Spoiler: he won’t.)

But wait — prison rodeos are real? Yes, Louisiana’s got inmates playing poker while bulls try to annihilate them, and Viktor’s just trying to process that without having a moral crisis on-air.

Then we rocket-launch into Freak News™, where the CIA is sitting on reports of aliens Medusa-zapping Soviet soldiers into stone. Yup. Stone soldiers. No photos, but somehow this made it to the U.S. government. Also: tax cheats fed to leopards in ancient Rome (talk about aggressive audits) and a guy getting naked at Disneyland. Which is, of course, the worst place in the galaxy to do so unless you wanna be on a lifetime watchlist.

We’re not done.

Florida people selling human bones on Facebook Marketplace? Yup. Viktor’s out here wondering if he can donate his skull to the Museum of Idaho, because hey — why should Dugout Dick get all the posthumous fame just for living in a cave?

Then it was grandstand speculation time: with nothing but vague teasers and cosmic vibes, Viktor tries to crack the lineup for the Eastern Idaho State Fair. Is it Train? Grand Funk Railroad? Jeff Dunham with a suitcase full of puppets and regret? Only the snack table knows for sure.

All that chaos wraps up with basic life skills adults apparently don’t have anymore: lint traps, Googling, budgeting, shoe-tying, and — apparently — reading comprehension. Viktor spirals a bit over his own shoelace method (Team Bunny Ears forever), and takes a live call from someone who learned to tie theirs from Spanish Sesame Street. Peak.

Final thought? East Idaho isn’t streaming enough Sleep Token. The local charts are mostly country and Viktor is ready to riot. But hey — he’s back, caffeinated, and dropping skull donation requests, so we’re thriving. Kind of.

Absolute madness. Glorious madness.

(0:00) Lady Gaga under fire for EVIL RITUALS at Coachella
(4:38) The movie Anora was GREAT, Star Wars themed weddings in Vegas this May The 4th
(9:45) Man tries to convince internet users that they don't need cases for their phones
(13:24) Prison rodeos are still a thing in Louisiana
(16:06) Aliens turned Russian soldiers to stone, tax cheats in ancient Rome were fed to leopards, man arrested naked in Disneyland
(20:32) Woman arrested for selling human bones on Facebook Marketplace, put my skull in the Museum of Idaho
(26:28) Eastern Idaho State Fair announcements coming today, my predictions
(34:16) Chatting with Jade Davis about country music, the local streaming charts, and Sleep Token
(39:40) The Secret Sound powered by The Advocates Injury Attorneys
(41:57) Common skills that some adults still do not have

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